WEBVTT - Best of full interview: Ali Siddiq Talks Comedy Journey, Incarceration, Dick Gregory, Dave Chappelle + More 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:05.280 Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning. 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.840 Everybody is Steve j n V. Just hilarious, charlamage the guy. 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:10.880 We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:13.040 In the building. We have comedian Ali Cid. 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:14.920 Welcome, brother, man. Thank you for having me. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:15.600 You feel it. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:17.079 I'm good man. Man. 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:17.959 Where you from? 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:18.840 Houston? 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:22.079 Houston? Okay, okay, all day, all day, man. I like 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:25.360 the way you distribute your comedy. Man like you. You 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.640 you dropping specials like little wings, to drop mixtapes. 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:32.360 And they all funny. Yeah, thank you all. Going to 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:35.160 Independent route keeping the independent. You know, I'm from Houston. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:37.920 We the capital of Independent. You know, ain't nobody coming 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:39.440 out that way to look for us. We just got 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:41.600 to do it. That's right after trunk, Wrap a lot, 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:45.400 after after Trump, That's right. Yeah, everybody always say rap 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:51.239 a Lot. I think that's our only label too. You know, 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.680 we have some other labels, but you know they ain't 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:57.360 stick around. You know, we got what we asked, right, 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:00.720 you know. And then after that you you have the indipendent, 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.960 you know, switch a house for sure, but wrap a 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.360 lot is the is the staple. Absolutely, they should have 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:09.600 did a comedy a comedy thing. We tried laugh a lot, 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:13.520 but it didn't. It didn't stick. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:16.319 J Prince. J prince reputation precedes him. But he's a 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:16.959 funny guy. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:21.680 He is. I've done I've roasted J Prince a lot. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:25.840 How was that that? I think that we have a 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.199 healthy respect for each other. You know, the last time 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:30.160 I wrote, I was hosting something, and it's not like 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.199 I'm roasting him at a roast. This is me hosting something. 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.920 I'm like, yo, man, so you got all these bodyguards. 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.160 It was him and Floyd next to each other, like 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:41.319 somebody bodyguards got to take off because can't nobody see, like, 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:44.759 who's gonna jump on you next to J Prince? You see, 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:47.160 I'm like, and he's small, he a small little look. 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:50.040 You look at a lot of dudes around though, Yeah, 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:51.480 I know, and I know most of them. 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:52.480 So when did you know when to quit? 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:52.840 Did you do? 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.680 Did he point the fingers? 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.560 I don't never quit. He just I've on him for 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:03.160 so long. It's just he just so there as well. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:08.320 You're talking to me today, like, yeah, I don't never 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:11.120 say nothing topect me, don't. I don't need Chief and 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.040 Steve to come talk to me in the corner. Hey 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:16.239 let me, I mean, I let about you about the ball, said, man, 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:17.320 Now I know. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:18.840 You from Houston. I don't know nothing in people. I'm 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:19.919 about to write them names down. 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:26.480 Chief and them them the guys like you see him. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.680 Then it's the dudes that you see around him. But them, 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:31.679 not the ones. This is the the second layer. You 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:33.440 gotta go to the second tier to see that the 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:35.359 actual dudes who gonna do something got you, got you 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:37.200 in the front of me and them, the big dudes like, oh, 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.640 them the ones that did. He's like, nah, it was 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:40.760 Chief and Steve. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:43.560 Are you supposed to be saying this? 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:49.239 Yeah? Old news. Now everybody knows Steve. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.600 Okay, okay, how'd you get in the comedy? 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:56.720 Man? Just being black? Really? You know, I've been funny 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:58.400 since I was a kid. You know. I know people 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.240 trying to think I was funny because I was inson, 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:03.440 But nah, I was jovially sarcastic in prison. They was 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:06.560 just I was the kid, the kid on the back 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:08.720 of the bus. And then when I was in prison, 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.240 I was the same way. Oh so y'all about to fight? Okay, 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:15.880 who's gonna lose this fight? Twice? What you mean? I said? 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.880 Because Okay, the mixplay one of y'all gonna win this fight, 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.000 and then the CEO is gonna come in and beat 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:25.400 up both of y'all. So wight. So that was my logic. 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.480 You know, I was just I was just a sarcastic, jovial, 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:31.320 sarcastic person, and when I got out, it was the 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:34.480 It was the goal. It was definitely the goal. And 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.920 that became funny how I even got to start doing 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:41.360 the goal because you start comming to you actually don't 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:45.200 know what to do. You've seen it, but where do 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.560 you go now? You got to go to an open mic. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.720 I knew I needed close. That's what I definitely knew 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.560 I needed was closed, because you know, comics always dressed, 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:58.040 and I'm coming out of prison. I had at my 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:02.120 my my sister sent me a Sears, little Sears outfit. 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:03.760 You know, it was a little it was a little 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.320 shirt from Sears. It was nice at the round tables. 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.800 I knew that was from Sears and some khakis of 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:14.560 the round. Man, it's a fake polo. My daddy bottom, 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.680 My dadd bottom with polo is really in style. He came. 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:20.440 Then I found these polos on discount. I said, man, 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:23.359 that is not a polo man. That is a dude 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.480 with a flag. And it's only you know, the Knights 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:28.680 of the round Table only have three legs on that horse, 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:31.760 the horse on they had three legs. Man. 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:34.720 You know they got a store in Time Square. Nice. 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:36.080 Then I was like, who's shopping in that? 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:41.400 But and they and it was probably packed. N You 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:41.960 never want. 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.960 Nice around about the Polo Association. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.479 No, that US Polo Association is different. That's a that 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:50.200 you can find them a lot of places. But that 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:52.520 Nice of the round Table, you get them at Palace Royal. 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:57.000 It's it's it's you don't want them, Okay, it's a 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:59.640 polo man. He got the polo stick. His legs is 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.920 horse has four legs. The nice of the round table. 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:07.320 The man has a flag and it's halfway down and 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:12.400 the horses missing legs. Same shirt not made out of 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:13.480 the same fine cotton. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:17.279 But you're wearing now you know how to put it together. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.440 Yeah, you can put the thing together now, you know. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:22.520 Back then the kids knew it's like coming in with 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:26.640 with Adidas with four stripes. Damn. He's like say, say, 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:30.760 I don't think man, no, these no, these these really Adidas. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:36.080 Yeah they're not quite case. It's like, do you remember 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:37.760 Jams Jams? 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:38.000 Man? 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:41.279 I old you forty five, man, I'm fifty. You don't 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:42.120 you remember Jams? 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:42.840 We had no Jams. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:44.719 Y'all had the colorful shorts. 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:48.880 I had Jams. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.640 I had like the netting. 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:50.920 Side of them. 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:53.000 Yeah, but you had the ones who didn't have the 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:57.960 net Yeah, those are nothing. I know you're talking about. 0:05:58.040 --> 0:05:59.760 That was the brand name. You know. You can look 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:03.000 at my they was jams. Kidding played warm. No, that's 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:03.760 when you had money. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.599 Yes, about the basketball shorts, they would kind of like 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.800 basketball short, but not really like a little fanny pack. 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:14.000 Yeah, with a pack. Yeah, it's the ladies like swim 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:17.600 trunks almost more so like swim trunk more like. But 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.240 if you ain't had that nettim, they knew that there 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:23.520 was not the one it was. It was not the one. 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.320 You know, it's you know, it's closed. It's a lot 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.800 of knockoff clothes. Now. It's like like and I can 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.039 tell like if you have the little bit time bag 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:36.560 and your your straps never changed color, that's not the real. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:38.840 But it you know, it's like I saw a lady. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.240 It's a it's a it's a grocery store. First of all, 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.560 I don't I don't even have to name in the 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:44.599 grocer store. Just no, it's a grocery store. And she 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.839 works in the grocery store. But she had the forty 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:51.159 eight hundred dollars lou of Tome bag and she's walking 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:53.440 into work and I was like, Nah, ain't nowhere in 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:56.599 the world this lady working in this grocery store and 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.480 she bought this She bought this bag. I just bought 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.080 that bag from my mom. I know. Definitely a lady 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.640 who's a cashier cannot afford that bag. But in her mind, 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:07.360 in her mind, it's like my brother and my brother 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:09.440 got some ear rings and this is that only seen 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:11.760 three people in the world with him. It was saying 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:15.760 Oprah or Kelly when he was out and Dinah Ross 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:18.360 and he got him in his head and he I'm like, 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:20.920 so man, I told him, say, yo, you need to 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:24.040 take them them fake it rings off? Mean what fake 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.000 it rings? See, this is the problem with you is 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.960 that you owe me forty dollars, but you think that 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:30.920 I think that you got ten thousand, right, You're a 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:31.640 crazy person. 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:33.320 I don't even know why people do that, Like what's 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:34.080 the point of fronting? 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:37.640 Hey, what's the what's the saying fake it till you 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:38.000 make it. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:39.960 I don't believe that. When I was young, I don't 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:40.320 believe that. 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.920 I don't believe it. Then because of the knights of 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:47.880 the round table, she knew that knew that CIRT was fake. 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:50.280 I'm just in there looking crazy. My daddy said me, pressed, 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:53.239 I'm like this, My daddy bout this. That's your only excuse, 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.040 my daddy bot prison. 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:57.680 That was your first out of prison. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:00.120 Yeah, that was my first shout of prison. Okay, a 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.800 nice round table six years. 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:03.760 What did you do? 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:07.720 I used to be a street pharmaceutical rep, which very 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:11.160 from very front. Like they when you sell drugs, they 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.480 want you to have a jacket, go to like a 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:17.320 CVS or Rite aid or somewhere. People come in with prescriptions. 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:19.160 I was, you know, shortcutting it. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:20.880 What kind of drug was drug? 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:25.640 Unfortunately? Crack? Okay you said the age said? You said, okay, 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:26.120 like that. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:29.840 Was that was was just ahead of your time. 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.640 Marijuana. You know, I got fouting up, went to jail 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.599 for marijuana, is like, and they and they knew it 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.440 was wrong. They're like, man, this don't even make no sense. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:41.040 It's a leaf. Now what I did was definitely wrong, 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:44.439 you know, like with this and and I'm still sad 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:47.760 about what I did. If you look at the epidemic now, 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.640 you you realize that you you contributed to this in 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:53.760 some form of fashion from what you were doing in 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:57.120 the in the early late eighties, early nineties, and then 0:08:57.160 --> 0:09:00.400 the spin off of these drug induced children that came 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.480 from the product of those people who you infected with 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:04.040 that chemical. 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:05.640 You complaining about the crack babies. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.160 Yeah, so this they this day spent off and these 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:13.120 kids take everything. You know, you know, generations, we had 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:16.199 certain things. You know, you had the heroin, then you 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:19.560 had weed, then you had coke, then you had cracked. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.840 But these kids, A man put it on the table. 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:26.080 I'm doing all of it at once, crush it up. 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:27.040 Just put in a ball. 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:29.400 Host ex hero and hey, that's one. 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.840 That's that's at noon. And I still I still got 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.480 weed and drank and I'm a snorting little thumb. I 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.960 made you. I don't know what I'm doing all day, Like, hey, 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:40.880 what is called rolling? They and I don't I don't 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:43.040 want to do it. I don'tant my kids doing it. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.280 I don't want I don't want people doing it. The 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:47.160 fact that you only got six years back then is 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.719 is because they were giving people football numbers. Who got 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:53.640 six years D six? I had six on the I 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.480 did six on the fifteen. Wow, And I had a 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:58.440 fifteen and a ten that ran concurrent. 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:07.800 I said, so they said you only got six. 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:12.040 I said, g man, no, you mean somebody. No, I 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:15.680 didn't know nobody. I knew real Harris, my attorney. First. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:17.480 When I first went in, it was a fair case. 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.679 And they spect too. They come in there were just 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:23.080 gonna give you three hundred months. And in your mind 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.200 they stay like that, yeah, three hundred months, And in 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.160 your mind you're like, okay, three hundred months. That ain't 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:33.319 that ain't nothing. But I know math, and I'm like, nah, nah, 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:40.640 you know three hundred months twelve Nah, we carried nah. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.760 So they because they said it months would sound like 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:47.559 you can do it. Three hundred three hundred months out 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.880 of it sound like days. But then when you do 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:52.360 go to calculating. So then it got dropped down the 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:56.480 state right in the state. The lady came in and 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.000 she was wild and the prosecute. She said, well, I'm 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:00.839 recommending ninety nine years. 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:02.360 This is when ninety nine years. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:06.320 This is the thing heavy, how much crack you got on? 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.320 Not only but it was five keys, right, So the 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:14.320 thing is that Jesus, The thing is that I'm they're 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:16.160 not supposed to let me in court because I'm gonna 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.080 say something. My attorney at he wasn't talking fast enough. 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:21.920 He's like ninety nine years. And I said a very 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:23.840 derogatory word to her that later, and I asked her 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:26.440 who she thinks she caught. I'm like, man, I am nineteen. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:31.160 Who you think you caught? Ma'am? Esketball like, So we 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.680 come back to court again, got reset off. She's talking 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:39.600 about I think sixty years would be appropriate. Man again, ma'am, like, 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:42.120 you want me to have a life as it is? 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:46.360 So rio my attorney real hair, big shotut the real hairs. 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.680 He he would in there, did what he did, and 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.080 he came back. He said, man, I almost got you ten. 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:56.880 I said, I almost got to meet ten. What happened? 0:11:57.040 --> 0:12:00.240 He said, your your cage started at fifteen, but you 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.280 had to take fifteen, the lowest number. But I got 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:05.439 that other team because I was on Judiford probation. And 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:08.320 so they ran it concurrent and the crazy when they 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:11.920 gave me the ten and the fifteen. My girlfriend at 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:14.200 the time, she's gonna she's gonna faint in court because 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.760 she's thinking it's twenty five years she's gonna. I said, 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.439 are you really back there doing the movies? 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:21.840 Respect her, man, respect. 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:29.440 Respect man. Listen that lady, that lady eighty five thousand 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.559 dollars in one and fives in the trash bag in 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.640 the house. Ask her how much? Asked me how much 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:35.440 she sent me? While you're talking about she and their 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:39.920 faint that dollar not a not a dollar. But now, 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.280 my my extra check. You know what I'm saying, Kendra, 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:44.480 extra check. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:45.960 Even my extra check? 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.080 Is you got it? The extra check? 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:49.560 You side, it is a derogatory term. 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:54.000 It's bad. It's bad. It's an extra person in your life. 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:01.280 You got you gotta have something like that, you know, 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.400 you can't just be like inside now, my my extra 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.920 joont Kendre. She she ain't got no but twelve grand. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.520 She bringing money up to the thing. Look how respectful 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:12.480 that is. You know what I'm saying now eighty four 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:16.760 over here out and man, it wasn't it was she 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.840 gonna faint. Hendry Kindred in according the back too She's like, 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.559 I got you. And then when I talked on the phone, 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.120 she asked me, did I want to Did I want 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:28.319 her to go by and get that money for paying 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:30.160 you know what I'm saying. But she's gonna rob her, 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.160 you know, rob her to bring in my bread. You 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:34.559 know what I'm saying. But you know, yeah, yeah, you 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:36.880 gotta have a real First of all, I don't even 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:38.280 do drugs. No, I don't even there do No. I 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:43.920 don't know why I'm going into that life. I just 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:47.319 I got too caught up. I'm about to say I'm 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:48.000 gonna roby? 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:51.400 When when? When the Judd telling you're gonna get three 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:53.560 hundred months? At any point that you just say, who 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:54.240 can I tell on? 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:58.480 No? You ain't thinking about man, No, no, no, new 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.920 that's that's that's cold you man. It's some dudes through 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:04.600 me in a trunk when I got I got robbed. 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:07.559 You need a hug, brother, long. The stuff you go through, 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:09.720 it's amazing. I put this on the Specials. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:10.679 You got got a story to. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.800 Tell everybody after you get out the trunck and you 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:14.520 the trunk man. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.880 You gotta you gotta see the Specials. MV. You gotta go. 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:20.960 You gotta follow the I'm on three now trunk. I 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:25.520 got thrown the trunk in two. I met out the trunk. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.040 I'm out the trunk. You like, call I seen this. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:35.320 I think the car shot. Yo, get out the trunk. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:37.960 And I've seen them, dudes. I ain't telling them. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:38.320 Dudes. 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.200 You know you don't. You don't tell on people when 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:46.320 you're in the streets. But now now I'm telling everybody. 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.720 Right now, I'll tell everybody. Bring people. Ain't got nothing 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:50.360 to do with it, man. I think Emmy was over there. 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:56.400 Yeah right man, because let me tell you. Because when 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:59.080 I was young, I could take the mattress in jail. 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:03.880 Oh no, I've been to jail as a real adult. 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.240 I was like forty six or something like that. 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:10.239 Traffic stop and driving with no license, spend their license crazy. 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.520 Now my license always, I don't trust my. 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:15.720 Last time, I don't trust my license. 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.720 I don't, man, I don't trust my license at all. 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:20.400 Like like, if I come if you and jail, if 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.520 I got to come bomb you out, I'm gonna have 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:25.160 to send somebody because my license is is shaky. Just 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.760 never know its I probably got to stopped somewhere I 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:30.160 didn't remember, and then all of a sudden, You know, 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:31.800 I came to get you out, and now they talking about 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:35.640 can you step on this side for to get somebody. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:42.240 It's not an exchange, yo, you for him? Now, I 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.600 came to get it. We're supposed to both be leaving together. 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:48.560 I'm saying, he can't drop my car, man, and I don't. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:52.160 That's why I don't trust my license. But it's shaky sometimes. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:56.040 Damn man, But that matt you can't take that mattress. No, 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:59.240 I slept, Man, It was funny. I went to jail 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:03.240 in a in a and I thought, okay. And at 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.920 the time, I was a spokesman for a bail bonds 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:10.280 company and the c W I'm now the spo was, 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:12.560 if you go to jail, we'll get you out. So 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:14.800 it's no way in the world I'm gonna stay in there. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:19.120 But the you gotta make a phone call. Now. To 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:21.960 make a phone call, you gotta get a bond first, right, 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.760 So I said, okay, let me see the judge. I 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.000 can get a bond. The man said, the judge is 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:30.000 gone for the day. I said, but it's nine twenty 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:33.400 a m. He's done all the judging, like he's done 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:36.280 for today. Man. So I had to stay overnight to 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.200 get a bond for them to even come get me. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:39.560 What time did the judge come in? 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:42.520 Oh, this is my thing. This is my thing, Bassouri, 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:45.920 in Bazouria County. I just wanted to let it be known, 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:50.280 Bassouri County. The man done at ain't thirty and what? 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:54.360 So you come on and he's early because the next 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:56.080 day I had to get one. They wake you up 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:59.960 at four thirty. You in there at five, he rule it. 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.480 Everybody sitting in the room. He gone at a thirty. 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:04.199 So I had to wait till the next day to 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:08.240 get bothered out. I'm thinking nobody's gonna know me because 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:13.399 it's all white people, white and hispanic. I'm walking with 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:15.800 a little mattress. And I was on this show on 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.520 Comedy Central. This is not happening. This white guy beat 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:23.720 on that on that window at least. I'm oh, come on, man, 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:26.600 I look, I said, what's up? Man? Man? He was 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:28.840 on this is not happening. I said, yeah, and this 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:33.680 is not happening. Man going on all night man and 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.000 in prison is loud. I can't I couldn't take it. 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:38.160 I didn't think it was that loud when I was there, 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.720 but I'm nineteen. I'm probably loud too loud too. And 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.200 this dude rapping, and I'm nah, this ain't what we're doing. 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:49.760 It's sleep time, it's bedtie. This boy rapping, another dude 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:53.040 beating on he needed diabetic medicine. I say, hey, man, 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.359 you can't be doing crime if you sick, bro, you 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:59.600 gotta be I was healthy when I was doing It's crazy. 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:01.280 So when you get out of jail, you get out 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.680 of prison, you get your your fake polo. Do you 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:04.680 remember your first show? 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:10.000 Yes, just joking, comedy cafe Thursday night, apollow night. I 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:12.800 have on a suit because I working at Most. I 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:15.119 got a job at the maw and so I'm working 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:17.600 at most of the men's a peril store. Got a 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:20.800 suit on. This is when you learn observation. So it's 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:23.879 a lot of college kids in there because it's apollow night, 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:27.200 and everybody up there doing everything. So I go up 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:31.840 and all I said was hey, and them folks boom, 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:38.960 super jacket off. I'm not even I didn't even tell 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:42.680 her I'm talking about it was bad. So it was, man, 0:18:42.720 --> 0:18:44.560 I'm talking about them boozers. It was. It was in 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:47.280 stereo two, so I came and sat down in my 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:51.800 partner drake. Man, what happened? I said, bro, you I 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:57.280 think you was born with them like you participated. And 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:02.920 at the time NICKI she she asked me, said William, 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:10.800 did my kids mom be talking? And I said, uh, 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:13.760 She said what what whatere your jacket at? I said, Uh, 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:17.240 it's going to stay. They booted off me because it 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:18.480 was it was crazy. 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:20.560 Damn you go back up there and get your jacket. 0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:24.040 Man, Yes, many people, man, it was. It was so 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:27.440 I waited for two weeks, waiting for two weeks, came 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:29.840 back T shirt and jeans, and I didn't write down 0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:33.280 what I was doing because everybody was singing. Man. And 0:19:33.359 --> 0:19:36.199 I never won at this bottle night because people hit 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:38.239 you with the gospel songs. Even though I was I 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:43.320