1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning. 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: Everybody is Steve j n V. Just hilarious, charlamage the guy. 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest. 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 2: In the building. We have comedian Ali Cid. 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: Welcome, brother, man. Thank you for having me. 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 2: You feel it. 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: I'm good man. Man. 8 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:17,959 Speaker 3: Where you from? 9 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: Houston? 10 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 3: Houston? Okay, okay, all day, all day, man. I like 11 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 3: the way you distribute your comedy. Man like you. You 12 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 3: you dropping specials like little wings, to drop mixtapes. 13 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 1: And they all funny. Yeah, thank you all. Going to 14 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,160 Speaker 1: Independent route keeping the independent. You know, I'm from Houston. 15 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: We the capital of Independent. You know, ain't nobody coming 16 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: out that way to look for us. We just got 17 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: to do it. That's right after trunk, Wrap a lot, 18 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 1: after after Trump, That's right. Yeah, everybody always say rap 19 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: a Lot. I think that's our only label too. You know, 20 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 1: we have some other labels, but you know they ain't 21 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: stick around. You know, we got what we asked, right, 22 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: you know. And then after that you you have the indipendent, 23 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: you know, switch a house for sure, but wrap a 24 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: lot is the is the staple. Absolutely, they should have 25 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: did a comedy a comedy thing. We tried laugh a lot, 26 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: but it didn't. It didn't stick. 27 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 3: J Prince. J prince reputation precedes him. But he's a 28 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 3: funny guy. 29 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: He is. I've done I've roasted J Prince a lot. 30 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: How was that that? I think that we have a 31 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,199 Speaker 1: healthy respect for each other. You know, the last time 32 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: I wrote, I was hosting something, and it's not like 33 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,199 Speaker 1: I'm roasting him at a roast. This is me hosting something. 34 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, man, so you got all these bodyguards. 35 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: It was him and Floyd next to each other, like 36 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 1: somebody bodyguards got to take off because can't nobody see, like, 37 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 1: who's gonna jump on you next to J Prince? You see, 38 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, and he's small, he a small little look. 39 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: You look at a lot of dudes around though, Yeah, 40 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: I know, and I know most of them. 41 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 3: So when did you know when to quit? 42 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: Did you do? 43 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 3: Did he point the fingers? 44 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: I don't never quit. He just I've on him for 45 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: so long. It's just he just so there as well. 46 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: You're talking to me today, like, yeah, I don't never 47 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: say nothing topect me, don't. I don't need Chief and 48 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 1: Steve to come talk to me in the corner. Hey 49 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,239 Speaker 1: let me, I mean, I let about you about the ball, said, man, 50 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: Now I know. 51 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 3: You from Houston. I don't know nothing in people. I'm 52 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:19,919 Speaker 3: about to write them names down. 53 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: Chief and them them the guys like you see him. 54 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: Then it's the dudes that you see around him. But them, 55 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,679 Speaker 1: not the ones. This is the the second layer. You 56 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: gotta go to the second tier to see that the 57 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,359 Speaker 1: actual dudes who gonna do something got you, got you 58 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: in the front of me and them, the big dudes like, oh, 59 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 1: them the ones that did. He's like, nah, it was 60 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: Chief and Steve. 61 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 3: Are you supposed to be saying this? 62 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:49,239 Speaker 1: Yeah? Old news. Now everybody knows Steve. 63 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, how'd you get in the comedy? 64 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: Man? Just being black? Really? You know, I've been funny 65 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 1: since I was a kid. You know. I know people 66 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 1: trying to think I was funny because I was inson, 67 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: But nah, I was jovially sarcastic in prison. They was 68 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: just I was the kid, the kid on the back 69 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: of the bus. And then when I was in prison, 70 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: I was the same way. Oh so y'all about to fight? Okay, 71 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 1: who's gonna lose this fight? Twice? What you mean? I said? 72 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: Because Okay, the mixplay one of y'all gonna win this fight, 73 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: and then the CEO is gonna come in and beat 74 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: up both of y'all. So wight. So that was my logic. 75 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: You know, I was just I was just a sarcastic, jovial, 76 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: sarcastic person, and when I got out, it was the 77 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: It was the goal. It was definitely the goal. And 78 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: that became funny how I even got to start doing 79 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: the goal because you start comming to you actually don't 80 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: know what to do. You've seen it, but where do 81 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: you go now? You got to go to an open mic. 82 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: I knew I needed close. That's what I definitely knew 83 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: I needed was closed, because you know, comics always dressed, 84 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: and I'm coming out of prison. I had at my 85 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: my my sister sent me a Sears, little Sears outfit. 86 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: You know, it was a little it was a little 87 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: shirt from Sears. It was nice at the round tables. 88 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: I knew that was from Sears and some khakis of 89 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: the round. Man, it's a fake polo. My daddy bottom, 90 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: My dadd bottom with polo is really in style. He came. 91 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: Then I found these polos on discount. I said, man, 92 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,359 Speaker 1: that is not a polo man. That is a dude 93 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: with a flag. And it's only you know, the Knights 94 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: of the round Table only have three legs on that horse, 95 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 1: the horse on they had three legs. Man. 96 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 2: You know they got a store in Time Square. Nice. 97 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 2: Then I was like, who's shopping in that? 98 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: But and they and it was probably packed. N You 99 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: never want. 100 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 5: Nice around about the Polo Association. 101 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,479 Speaker 1: No, that US Polo Association is different. That's a that 102 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: you can find them a lot of places. But that 103 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: Nice of the round Table, you get them at Palace Royal. 104 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: It's it's it's you don't want them, Okay, it's a 105 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: polo man. He got the polo stick. His legs is 106 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 1: horse has four legs. The nice of the round table. 107 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: The man has a flag and it's halfway down and 108 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 1: the horses missing legs. Same shirt not made out of 109 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,480 Speaker 1: the same fine cotton. 110 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 3: But you're wearing now you know how to put it together. 111 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can put the thing together now, you know. 112 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 1: Back then the kids knew it's like coming in with 113 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: with Adidas with four stripes. Damn. He's like say, say, 114 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: I don't think man, no, these no, these these really Adidas. 115 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 2: Yeah they're not quite case. It's like, do you remember 116 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 2: Jams Jams? 117 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 4: Man? 118 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 1: I old you forty five, man, I'm fifty. You don't 119 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 1: you remember Jams? 120 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:42,840 Speaker 2: We had no Jams. 121 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 1: Y'all had the colorful shorts. 122 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 3: I had Jams. 124 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 1: I had like the netting. 125 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 3: Side of them. 126 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you had the ones who didn't have the 127 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: net Yeah, those are nothing. I know you're talking about. 128 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: That was the brand name. You know. You can look 129 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: at my they was jams. Kidding played warm. No, that's 130 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: when you had money. 131 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:06,599 Speaker 3: Yes, about the basketball shorts, they would kind of like 132 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 3: basketball short, but not really like a little fanny pack. 133 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, with a pack. Yeah, it's the ladies like swim 134 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,600 Speaker 1: trunks almost more so like swim trunk more like. But 135 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 1: if you ain't had that nettim, they knew that there 136 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: was not the one it was. It was not the one. 137 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: You know, it's you know, it's closed. It's a lot 138 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 1: of knockoff clothes. Now. It's like like and I can 139 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,039 Speaker 1: tell like if you have the little bit time bag 140 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 1: and your your straps never changed color, that's not the real. 141 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,840 Speaker 1: But it you know, it's like I saw a lady. 142 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's a grocery store. First of all, 143 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: I don't I don't even have to name in the 144 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 1: grocer store. Just no, it's a grocery store. And she 145 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,839 Speaker 1: works in the grocery store. But she had the forty 146 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:51,159 Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars lou of Tome bag and she's walking 147 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: into work and I was like, Nah, ain't nowhere in 148 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,599 Speaker 1: the world this lady working in this grocery store and 149 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,480 Speaker 1: she bought this She bought this bag. I just bought 150 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: that bag from my mom. I know. Definitely a lady 151 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 1: who's a cashier cannot afford that bag. But in her mind, 152 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:07,360 Speaker 1: in her mind, it's like my brother and my brother 153 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 1: got some ear rings and this is that only seen 154 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: three people in the world with him. It was saying 155 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: Oprah or Kelly when he was out and Dinah Ross 156 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: and he got him in his head and he I'm like, 157 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: so man, I told him, say, yo, you need to 158 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: take them them fake it rings off? Mean what fake 159 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: it rings? See, this is the problem with you is 160 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 1: that you owe me forty dollars, but you think that 161 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,920 Speaker 1: I think that you got ten thousand, right, You're a 162 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: crazy person. 163 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 3: I don't even know why people do that, Like what's 164 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 3: the point of fronting? 165 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: Hey, what's the what's the saying fake it till you 166 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: make it. 167 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 3: I don't believe that. When I was young, I don't 168 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 3: believe that. 169 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 1: I don't believe it. Then because of the knights of 170 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: the round table, she knew that knew that CIRT was fake. 171 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 1: I'm just in there looking crazy. My daddy said me, pressed, 172 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,239 Speaker 1: I'm like this, My daddy bout this. That's your only excuse, 173 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,040 Speaker 1: my daddy bot prison. 174 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 3: That was your first out of prison. 175 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my first shout of prison. Okay, a 176 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: nice round table six years. 177 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 3: What did you do? 178 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 1: I used to be a street pharmaceutical rep, which very 179 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: from very front. Like they when you sell drugs, they 180 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 1: want you to have a jacket, go to like a 181 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: CVS or Rite aid or somewhere. People come in with prescriptions. 182 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: I was, you know, shortcutting it. 183 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 3: What kind of drug was drug? 184 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 1: Unfortunately? Crack? Okay you said the age said? You said, okay, 185 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 1: like that. 186 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 3: Was that was was just ahead of your time. 187 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 1: Marijuana. You know, I got fouting up, went to jail 188 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,599 Speaker 1: for marijuana, is like, and they and they knew it 189 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 1: was wrong. They're like, man, this don't even make no sense. 190 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,040 Speaker 1: It's a leaf. Now what I did was definitely wrong, 191 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,439 Speaker 1: you know, like with this and and I'm still sad 192 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 1: about what I did. If you look at the epidemic now, 193 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,640 Speaker 1: you you realize that you you contributed to this in 194 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: some form of fashion from what you were doing in 195 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 1: the in the early late eighties, early nineties, and then 196 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 1: the spin off of these drug induced children that came 197 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 1: from the product of those people who you infected with 198 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: that chemical. 199 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 3: You complaining about the crack babies. 200 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, so this they this day spent off and these 201 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:13,120 Speaker 1: kids take everything. You know, you know, generations, we had 202 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,199 Speaker 1: certain things. You know, you had the heroin, then you 203 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,560 Speaker 1: had weed, then you had coke, then you had cracked. 204 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 1: But these kids, A man put it on the table. 205 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm doing all of it at once, crush it up. 206 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 1: Just put in a ball. 207 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 2: Host ex hero and hey, that's one. 208 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 1: That's that's at noon. And I still I still got 209 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,480 Speaker 1: weed and drank and I'm a snorting little thumb. I 210 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,960 Speaker 1: made you. I don't know what I'm doing all day, Like, hey, 211 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,880 Speaker 1: what is called rolling? They and I don't I don't 212 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 1: want to do it. I don'tant my kids doing it. 213 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,280 Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want people doing it. The 214 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 1: fact that you only got six years back then is 215 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,719 Speaker 1: is because they were giving people football numbers. Who got 216 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:53,640 Speaker 1: six years D six? I had six on the I 217 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: did six on the fifteen. Wow, And I had a 218 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:58,440 Speaker 1: fifteen and a ten that ran concurrent. 219 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 4: I said, so they said you only got six. 220 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:12,040 Speaker 1: I said, g man, no, you mean somebody. No, I 221 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,680 Speaker 1: didn't know nobody. I knew real Harris, my attorney. First. 222 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 1: When I first went in, it was a fair case. 223 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,679 Speaker 1: And they spect too. They come in there were just 224 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,080 Speaker 1: gonna give you three hundred months. And in your mind 225 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,200 Speaker 1: they stay like that, yeah, three hundred months, And in 226 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,160 Speaker 1: your mind you're like, okay, three hundred months. That ain't 227 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,319 Speaker 1: that ain't nothing. But I know math, and I'm like, nah, nah, 228 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 1: you know three hundred months twelve Nah, we carried nah. 229 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 1: So they because they said it months would sound like 230 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:47,559 Speaker 1: you can do it. Three hundred three hundred months out 231 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: of it sound like days. But then when you do 232 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,360 Speaker 1: go to calculating. So then it got dropped down the 233 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: state right in the state. The lady came in and 234 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 1: she was wild and the prosecute. She said, well, I'm 235 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,839 Speaker 1: recommending ninety nine years. 236 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 2: This is when ninety nine years. 237 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:06,320 Speaker 1: This is the thing heavy, how much crack you got on? 238 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,320 Speaker 1: Not only but it was five keys, right, So the 239 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:14,320 Speaker 1: thing is that Jesus, The thing is that I'm they're 240 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,160 Speaker 1: not supposed to let me in court because I'm gonna 241 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,080 Speaker 1: say something. My attorney at he wasn't talking fast enough. 242 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 1: He's like ninety nine years. And I said a very 243 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,840 Speaker 1: derogatory word to her that later, and I asked her 244 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,440 Speaker 1: who she thinks she caught. I'm like, man, I am nineteen. 245 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:31,160 Speaker 1: Who you think you caught? Ma'am? Esketball like, So we 246 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,680 Speaker 1: come back to court again, got reset off. She's talking 247 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:39,600 Speaker 1: about I think sixty years would be appropriate. Man again, ma'am, like, 248 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 1: you want me to have a life as it is? 249 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: So rio my attorney real hair, big shotut the real hairs. 250 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,680 Speaker 1: He he would in there, did what he did, and 251 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,080 Speaker 1: he came back. He said, man, I almost got you ten. 252 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: I said, I almost got to meet ten. What happened? 253 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,240 Speaker 1: He said, your your cage started at fifteen, but you 254 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 1: had to take fifteen, the lowest number. But I got 255 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,439 Speaker 1: that other team because I was on Judiford probation. And 256 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,320 Speaker 1: so they ran it concurrent and the crazy when they 257 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 1: gave me the ten and the fifteen. My girlfriend at 258 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 1: the time, she's gonna she's gonna faint in court because 259 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,760 Speaker 1: she's thinking it's twenty five years she's gonna. I said, 260 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,439 Speaker 1: are you really back there doing the movies? 261 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 3: Respect her, man, respect. 262 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 1: Respect man. Listen that lady, that lady eighty five thousand 263 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,559 Speaker 1: dollars in one and fives in the trash bag in 264 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 1: the house. Ask her how much? Asked me how much 265 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,440 Speaker 1: she sent me? While you're talking about she and their 266 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,920 Speaker 1: faint that dollar not a not a dollar. But now, 267 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: my my extra check. You know what I'm saying, Kendra, 268 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,480 Speaker 1: extra check. 269 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,960 Speaker 2: Even my extra check? 270 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,080 Speaker 1: Is you got it? The extra check? 271 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,560 Speaker 3: You side, it is a derogatory term. 272 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:54,000 Speaker 1: It's bad. It's bad. It's an extra person in your life. 273 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 1: You got you gotta have something like that, you know, 274 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,400 Speaker 1: you can't just be like inside now, my my extra 275 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 1: joont Kendre. She she ain't got no but twelve grand. 276 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 1: She bringing money up to the thing. Look how respectful 277 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:12,480 Speaker 1: that is. You know what I'm saying now eighty four 278 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:16,760 Speaker 1: over here out and man, it wasn't it was she 279 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,840 Speaker 1: gonna faint. Hendry Kindred in according the back too She's like, 280 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,559 Speaker 1: I got you. And then when I talked on the phone, 281 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: she asked me, did I want to Did I want 282 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,319 Speaker 1: her to go by and get that money for paying 283 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But she's gonna rob her, 284 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 1: you know, rob her to bring in my bread. You 285 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,559 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But you know, yeah, yeah, you 286 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: gotta have a real First of all, I don't even 287 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,280 Speaker 1: do drugs. No, I don't even there do No. I 288 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:43,920 Speaker 1: don't know why I'm going into that life. I just 289 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,319 Speaker 1: I got too caught up. I'm about to say I'm 290 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 1: gonna roby? 291 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,400 Speaker 3: When when? When the Judd telling you're gonna get three 292 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,560 Speaker 3: hundred months? At any point that you just say, who 293 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,240 Speaker 3: can I tell on? 294 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 1: No? You ain't thinking about man, No, no, no, new 295 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,920 Speaker 1: that's that's that's cold you man. It's some dudes through 296 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 1: me in a trunk when I got I got robbed. 297 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,559 Speaker 4: You need a hug, brother, long. The stuff you go through, 298 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,720 Speaker 4: it's amazing. I put this on the Specials. 299 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,679 Speaker 1: You got got a story to. 300 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,800 Speaker 2: Tell everybody after you get out the trunck and you 301 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 2: the trunk man. 302 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta see the Specials. MV. You gotta go. 303 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,960 Speaker 1: You gotta follow the I'm on three now trunk. I 304 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:25,520 Speaker 1: got thrown the trunk in two. I met out the trunk. 305 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,040 Speaker 1: I'm out the trunk. You like, call I seen this. 306 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 1: I think the car shot. Yo, get out the trunk. 307 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 1: And I've seen them, dudes. I ain't telling them. 308 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 2: Dudes. 309 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 1: You know you don't. You don't tell on people when 310 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:46,320 Speaker 1: you're in the streets. But now now I'm telling everybody. 311 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaker 1: Right now, I'll tell everybody. Bring people. Ain't got nothing 312 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,360 Speaker 1: to do with it, man. I think Emmy was over there. 313 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: Yeah right man, because let me tell you. Because when 314 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 1: I was young, I could take the mattress in jail. 315 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:03,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, I've been to jail as a real adult. 316 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 1: I was like forty six or something like that. 317 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:10,239 Speaker 3: Traffic stop and driving with no license, spend their license crazy. 318 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: Now my license always, I don't trust my. 319 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 3: Last time, I don't trust my license. 320 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: I don't, man, I don't trust my license at all. 321 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,400 Speaker 1: Like like, if I come if you and jail, if 322 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,520 Speaker 1: I got to come bomb you out, I'm gonna have 323 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,160 Speaker 1: to send somebody because my license is is shaky. Just 324 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: never know its I probably got to stopped somewhere I 325 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 1: didn't remember, and then all of a sudden, You know, 326 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,800 Speaker 1: I came to get you out, and now they talking about 327 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: can you step on this side for to get somebody. 328 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:42,240 Speaker 1: It's not an exchange, yo, you for him? Now, I 329 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,600 Speaker 1: came to get it. We're supposed to both be leaving together. 330 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,560 Speaker 1: I'm saying, he can't drop my car, man, and I don't. 331 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 1: That's why I don't trust my license. But it's shaky sometimes. 332 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:56,040 Speaker 1: Damn man, But that matt you can't take that mattress. No, 333 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 1: I slept, Man, It was funny. I went to jail 334 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,240 Speaker 1: in a in a and I thought, okay. And at 335 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: the time, I was a spokesman for a bail bonds 336 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,280 Speaker 1: company and the c W I'm now the spo was, 337 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,560 Speaker 1: if you go to jail, we'll get you out. So 338 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: it's no way in the world I'm gonna stay in there. 339 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:19,120 Speaker 1: But the you gotta make a phone call. Now. To 340 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,960 Speaker 1: make a phone call, you gotta get a bond first, right, 341 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 1: So I said, okay, let me see the judge. I 342 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 1: can get a bond. The man said, the judge is 343 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,000 Speaker 1: gone for the day. I said, but it's nine twenty 344 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,400 Speaker 1: a m. He's done all the judging, like he's done 345 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,280 Speaker 1: for today. Man. So I had to stay overnight to 346 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,200 Speaker 1: get a bond for them to even come get me. 347 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 3: What time did the judge come in? 348 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 1: Oh, this is my thing. This is my thing, Bassouri, 349 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 1: in Bazouria County. I just wanted to let it be known, 350 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: Bassouri County. The man done at ain't thirty and what? 351 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 1: So you come on and he's early because the next 352 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,080 Speaker 1: day I had to get one. They wake you up 353 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: at four thirty. You in there at five, he rule it. 354 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,480 Speaker 1: Everybody sitting in the room. He gone at a thirty. 355 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,199 Speaker 1: So I had to wait till the next day to 356 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:08,240 Speaker 1: get bothered out. I'm thinking nobody's gonna know me because 357 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:13,399 Speaker 1: it's all white people, white and hispanic. I'm walking with 358 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,800 Speaker 1: a little mattress. And I was on this show on 359 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,520 Speaker 1: Comedy Central. This is not happening. This white guy beat 360 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 1: on that on that window at least. I'm oh, come on, man, 361 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 1: I look, I said, what's up? Man? Man? He was 362 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 1: on this is not happening. I said, yeah, and this 363 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:33,680 Speaker 1: is not happening. Man going on all night man and 364 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 1: in prison is loud. I can't I couldn't take it. 365 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,160 Speaker 1: I didn't think it was that loud when I was there, 366 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,720 Speaker 1: but I'm nineteen. I'm probably loud too loud too. And 367 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,200 Speaker 1: this dude rapping, and I'm nah, this ain't what we're doing. 368 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 1: It's sleep time, it's bedtie. This boy rapping, another dude 369 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: beating on he needed diabetic medicine. I say, hey, man, 370 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,359 Speaker 1: you can't be doing crime if you sick, bro, you 371 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,600 Speaker 1: gotta be I was healthy when I was doing It's crazy. 372 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,280 Speaker 3: So when you get out of jail, you get out 373 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,680 Speaker 3: of prison, you get your your fake polo. Do you 374 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 3: remember your first show? 375 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:10,000 Speaker 1: Yes, just joking, comedy cafe Thursday night, apollow night. I 376 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: have on a suit because I working at Most. I 377 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,119 Speaker 1: got a job at the maw and so I'm working 378 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: at most of the men's a peril store. Got a 379 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,800 Speaker 1: suit on. This is when you learn observation. So it's 380 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,879 Speaker 1: a lot of college kids in there because it's apollow night, 381 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,200 Speaker 1: and everybody up there doing everything. So I go up 382 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,840 Speaker 1: and all I said was hey, and them folks boom, 383 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 1: super jacket off. I'm not even I didn't even tell 384 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,680 Speaker 1: her I'm talking about it was bad. So it was, man, 385 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 1: I'm talking about them boozers. It was. It was in 386 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 1: stereo two, so I came and sat down in my 387 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: partner drake. Man, what happened? I said, bro, you I 388 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 1: think you was born with them like you participated. And 389 00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:02,920 Speaker 1: at the time NICKI she she asked me, said William, 390 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: did my kids mom be talking? And I said, uh, 391 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,760 Speaker 1: She said what what whatere your jacket at? I said, Uh, 392 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 1: it's going to stay. They booted off me because it 393 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 1: was it was crazy. 394 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,560 Speaker 2: Damn you go back up there and get your jacket. 395 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:24,040 Speaker 1: Man, Yes, many people, man, it was. It was so 396 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,440 Speaker 1: I waited for two weeks, waiting for two weeks, came 397 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,840 Speaker 1: back T shirt and jeans, and I didn't write down 398 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: what I was doing because everybody was singing. Man. And 399 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,199 Speaker 1: I never won at this bottle night because people hit 400 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,239 Speaker 1: you with the gospel songs. Even though I was I 401 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:43,320 Speaker 1: was good gospel song every man I heard I sang. 402 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 1: The dude he was started rapping and was getting about 403 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 1: to get booted and changed his song in the middle 404 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:54,080 Speaker 1: of the song, started singing about Jesus. So like this, 405 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:01,680 Speaker 1: how you spell relief? Jay? You asked you like, So 406 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:08,160 Speaker 1: I changed my whole thing, went back up every week 407 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,639 Speaker 1: for about a month and a half to the people. 408 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 1: As soon as I would get there after that, people 409 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:15,439 Speaker 1: were like, yo, man, you're going up tonight. Oh he's funny. 410 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 1: So I ended up becoming the host of that same 411 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,880 Speaker 1: place that I got booed and just joking, Comedy Cafe, 412 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,760 Speaker 1: and I was the host for like a year, and yeah, 413 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,640 Speaker 1: that's how it started. 414 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,639 Speaker 3: Do you remember the joke that that got him, that 415 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,160 Speaker 3: made you say, you know what, I can do this? 416 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,800 Speaker 1: Yeah? I remember the jones that got him. It was 417 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,080 Speaker 1: a dude. A dude tried to boot me that was 418 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 1: on the football team, and I told him that he 419 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,600 Speaker 1: was a he was a nose tackle. They wouldn't hike 420 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,960 Speaker 1: the ball because he liked the way the quarterback had 421 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,920 Speaker 1: his hands on this ball. You know. He was a center. 422 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 3: You mean he's the center. 423 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, yo, he he, I don't feel 424 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,800 Speaker 1: like it. I remember it was that's when I was 425 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,120 Speaker 1: doing jokes you know, and stories, you know. So now 426 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,800 Speaker 1: it's it's a different thing. I don't think I've written 427 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 1: a joke in maybe ten years. 428 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,960 Speaker 5: So how did you turn into the storyteller comedian? Because 429 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 5: that's a lot of that's hard for people to do, Like, 430 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,240 Speaker 5: it's hard, but it's hard. 431 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:22,399 Speaker 1: Deal. Deal, I'm I'm on the road with d L 432 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:27,399 Speaker 1: and he he told me, he said, Yo, man, the 433 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,200 Speaker 1: funniest you're going to ever be in life is based 434 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,639 Speaker 1: on how honest you want to be. And this was 435 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:38,000 Speaker 1: after some people when I was writing jokes. I don't 436 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 1: even blame the people anymore, because I think that when 437 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,200 Speaker 1: you have writers, that writers under the pressure of turning 438 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 1: in something to another comic, and so they could see 439 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:55,320 Speaker 1: your show and then turn in, Man, I don't have 440 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 1: nothing this week. But if you try to get that check, 441 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,560 Speaker 1: so you turn in somebody else's material to the person 442 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,520 Speaker 1: who you have no idea that you that you just 443 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,880 Speaker 1: sought it somewhere, and so now are you a thief? 444 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:12,520 Speaker 1: So now I just I switched from doing jokes to 445 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:16,600 Speaker 1: doing everything personally about me and if you would have to, 446 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,120 Speaker 1: and people still try to steal it. But it's hard 447 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,879 Speaker 1: because now you know, it's a lot of comics that 448 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,920 Speaker 1: all of a sudden they went to jail, but I 449 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,719 Speaker 1: went to prison. It's a different thing. Jailing a lot 450 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,040 Speaker 1: of people in the jail, but prison is two different things. 451 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,240 Speaker 1: So I would go up and people trying to doing 452 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,960 Speaker 1: jail stuff in front of me. I'm like, but you know, 453 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 1: that's not what I'm doing. I'm I'm walking through my 454 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,040 Speaker 1: life from ten years old to now. So it just 455 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 1: happens to be the first comedy series of specials like these. 456 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: All these specials are tied together. So if you see 457 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,200 Speaker 1: three now, which came out Mother's Day, you can't go 458 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: see you can't go see four without seeing one and two. 459 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:09,360 Speaker 1: So and one is one is the is the masterpiece, 460 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,160 Speaker 1: but three is the best one to me thus far 461 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,840 Speaker 1: that I that I see, and two has a different, 462 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 1: a different cachet to it because I was showing a 463 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:24,040 Speaker 1: different skill set in the actual art of it, because 464 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,640 Speaker 1: it's two faces to comedy. You know, it's having a tragedy. 465 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:35,440 Speaker 1: So in two my sister passed, and well it's it's 466 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 1: late now, you know, you know, twenty years I haven't 467 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:49,879 Speaker 1: seen it. 468 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,480 Speaker 3: All the time. Grief is not linear. I don't know 469 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 3: how you're feeling this morning about. 470 00:23:54,720 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 1: It, man, twenty years ago to say years old? 471 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:07,560 Speaker 6: Now? 472 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 1: Sorry, man, Well I'm man. We dealt with God's crazy, 473 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:21,120 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, racked them up. 474 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,119 Speaker 7: About seven more. You can say, man, I can run 475 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 7: him off. After my sister with my son, then it 476 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,160 Speaker 7: was my grandmother. Yeah, we we we mad hard ones. 477 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:35,360 Speaker 1: Man. 478 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,440 Speaker 3: So that's why I heard about all of them. 479 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,960 Speaker 1: Brother, That's why I did loss, because that's one of 480 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,440 Speaker 1: the number one things in the black community that man, 481 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,399 Speaker 1: death runs to our family a little harder than just 482 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,480 Speaker 1: a loss. Like now you got to figure out how 483 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,400 Speaker 1: to bury them and and all this. Man, I don't 484 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,840 Speaker 1: I'm I don't want not another gold fund. Don't send 485 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,880 Speaker 1: me not another goal fund. Me. Let's try to figure 486 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,879 Speaker 1: out what is the situation that we need to prepare for. 487 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,040 Speaker 1: When it's inevitable, it's death is gonna happen, we won't 488 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,760 Speaker 1: even talk about it, which is hey, man, I think 489 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 1: about death every single day, every single day. So I 490 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,960 Speaker 1: live a better life than most people because I know 491 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:24,159 Speaker 1: I don't have the time to be engaged in things 492 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:28,720 Speaker 1: that really I can't rectify. You know, I'm not gonna 493 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,199 Speaker 1: hold a grudge behind something when I can get an 494 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 1: apology or I can apologize, you know, like, you know, 495 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,879 Speaker 1: my whole intent to come up here because I was 496 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,880 Speaker 1: mad at you. Man, you were saying my name wrong, 497 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 1: and you did it twice too. You know what I'm saying, Ali, 498 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,920 Speaker 1: I'm like this man, know how to say my name? Ali? 499 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,119 Speaker 1: You know, talking about my special with somebody. Yeah, I 500 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: think it's named Ali Ali. I'm like, and they send 501 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: it to me break. I'm like, he knows how to 502 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:56,840 Speaker 1: say Ali. 503 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,440 Speaker 3: You know he knows because I kept hearing other people 504 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,560 Speaker 3: say Ali while you was listening to other people. 505 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:07,600 Speaker 1: You better than somebody call up there and asked them 506 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:12,160 Speaker 1: who his favorite box is? Probably Muhammad Ali. Just take 507 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:12,920 Speaker 1: the Muhammad out. 508 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,200 Speaker 3: Because when the first special came out, everybody I knew 509 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 3: was talking about that special, especially in the comedy world. 510 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,960 Speaker 3: It was like, Yo, you gotta watch this due Ali. 511 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:28,879 Speaker 1: You know, nobody say that. Nobody, nobody says you know, 512 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: a lot of ain't nobody saying anyone? Nobody said that. 513 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:34,960 Speaker 7: You know. 514 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,479 Speaker 1: It's like Ali wonng like he staid there all up. 515 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,840 Speaker 1: I want Look, I don't even know Charloe. I'm like Charlemagne, 516 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,760 Speaker 1: don't like me when when I get up, when I 517 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,359 Speaker 1: finally get to the record, I'm leading. I'm leading with man, 518 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 1: why you're saying my name? Then I forget. Then I 519 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:56,560 Speaker 1: left it alone. It's like whatever, at least he mentioned me. 520 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 1: That's all I had. 521 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,280 Speaker 3: But that first special took off though, Yeah, did you 522 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,680 Speaker 3: did you understand that it would do that, or it 523 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,280 Speaker 3: was just a risk coming Throw this on YouTube and 524 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:04,920 Speaker 3: see what happened. 525 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,520 Speaker 1: Man, I thought it was really good. And when I 526 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,879 Speaker 1: do a special, it takes a while for it to 527 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,879 Speaker 1: you know. I recorded probably three or four specials before 528 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,479 Speaker 1: that one, and it was like, no, it's not special. 529 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:21,320 Speaker 1: So Domino Effect the first one. I knew that it was. 530 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,640 Speaker 1: I knew it. It's like the first album I put out, 531 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,680 Speaker 1: talking loud saying something that's my reasonable doubt, you know. 532 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,240 Speaker 1: So I knew once I put this one out, I 533 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,880 Speaker 1: knew it. I had that feeling about I was too 534 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,440 Speaker 1: excited about it. Then it didn't have any flaws to it. 535 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 1: And that's one thing when I look at something, I 536 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,480 Speaker 1: don't want it to have anything that somebody can grab 537 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,120 Speaker 1: on to. Like. But but what about this? So when 538 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,320 Speaker 1: when that happened, and then somebody said, well, what's the 539 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,439 Speaker 1: rest of the story, I said, what, Like, what happened 540 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,720 Speaker 1: after that? I said, you want to know? 541 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,320 Speaker 5: So they oh, so you had never even planned to 542 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,680 Speaker 5: make it to keep on going with a series. 543 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,080 Speaker 1: Well, if somebody asked me about what happened after that, 544 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: and I said, okay, well I stopped at sixteen. So 545 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 1: let's do it from sixteen to nineteen, and then when 546 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 1: we get we did the first we did two, and 547 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: then I said, yo, let's finish up how I even 548 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,520 Speaker 1: got incarcerated. People know I was there, but let's see 549 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,480 Speaker 1: how I got there. And then we did three, and 550 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,280 Speaker 1: we recorded three and four in DC at the same time. 551 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,120 Speaker 1: So we did two shows on that Friday and two 552 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,920 Speaker 1: shows on that Saturday. So four comes out Father's Day. 553 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,080 Speaker 1: So we strategically put one on Mother's Day, one on 554 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 1: Father's Day, and four is two hours long, you know, 555 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 1: versus the one thirty that I've been doing. And it's 556 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,480 Speaker 1: getting to the pinnacle of how what I went through, 557 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: I was in side and how did I get jovial 558 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,560 Speaker 1: to come out and want to pursue comedy. So after 559 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: this series, we're going to start another series called in 560 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,440 Speaker 1: the Shadows, which is the walk with me doing stand up, 561 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 1: getting it, being in a public in a public space, 562 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,800 Speaker 1: trying to be private because I'm on parole, and on 563 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:25,120 Speaker 1: parole most people don't realize parole people. We try to 564 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,960 Speaker 1: stay out the way because we know anything can get 565 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: us back incarcerated. So now you're trying to fight for 566 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 1: your innocens from a disposition of being incarcerated, and incarceration is, 567 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:43,680 Speaker 1: especially mass incarceration is it's crippling. A lot of it 568 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,920 Speaker 1: cripples a family because it's wear and tearing on a family. 569 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,880 Speaker 1: And it's not just you. You know, people think that 570 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 1: my mom was locked up right with me, you know, 571 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 1: and because I'm there and she's concerned about me every day. 572 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,920 Speaker 1: It's like when somebody go to gym. My mom, Nicky 573 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,200 Speaker 1: would always say, why you always go get trade out 574 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,160 Speaker 1: of jail when he locked up? I said, man, because 575 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,360 Speaker 1: something can happen just by being in there. Is the 576 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 1: oldest boy. 577 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 3: Again, I mean just. 578 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,640 Speaker 1: The oldest boy, the oldest boy. You know, he's the 579 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,600 Speaker 1: only one that's been in trouble thus far. You know, 580 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,320 Speaker 1: hopefully nobody else is ever gets in trouble because my 581 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:38,000 Speaker 1: oldest daughter, Jaden, she's a chef. She's she's the she's 582 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 1: the spinoff version of me I'm talking about. Man, It's 583 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,760 Speaker 1: nothing like having somebody respect your daughter in the streets 584 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,240 Speaker 1: like they respect you. And they always hey, man, I 585 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 1: saw your daughter. Man, she's a g man like appreciate you. 586 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,120 Speaker 1: You know you raised I raised a good one. But 587 00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:01,720 Speaker 1: you know that that raising daughters. You also have this fear, 588 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 1: this constant fear, because you've been incss rated and you 589 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:12,000 Speaker 1: know how people that's not really good navigate. And you know, 590 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,760 Speaker 1: I've sat down and I've talked to people who have 591 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,960 Speaker 1: attacked women and you know, and did all these these 592 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 1: file things in the world. So when you out in 593 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:27,120 Speaker 1: the street, everything I see is a red flag. It's 594 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,560 Speaker 1: just like you're like, man, so you know, hey, listen, 595 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,560 Speaker 1: this is a sign. They triggers them, you know, But 596 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,720 Speaker 1: you can't tell women I'm in I should be able 597 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,440 Speaker 1: to do yeah, but but but you know I should 598 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: be able to do too, but I don't go. 599 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,560 Speaker 3: And then you don't want to raise your kids out 600 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,440 Speaker 3: of fear. But it's kind of hard not to, kind of. 601 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:49,840 Speaker 1: Hard not to because everything, everything that you've experienced, you know, 602 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,680 Speaker 1: even with my sons, man, I'm I'm very fearful of 603 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:58,400 Speaker 1: him having children out of wedlock with people that that 604 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,960 Speaker 1: don't serve him. Well, like, I'm not that father who 605 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,720 Speaker 1: like will tell my daughters this. Now, I'm more on 606 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,400 Speaker 1: my son. A man, keep your penis in your pans, bro. 607 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,280 Speaker 1: Before you end up in a situation that you can't 608 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,000 Speaker 1: get out of. Then some of these young men out 609 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,240 Speaker 1: here nowadays. Man, they need some real talking to. I 610 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,120 Speaker 1: don't want to hear about another young lady losing her 611 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:27,440 Speaker 1: life because her brother didn't understand no or or she 612 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,360 Speaker 1: want to leave. You know, it's a man and I 613 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,000 Speaker 1: have girls, and I'm and I'm I'm really concerned about 614 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,800 Speaker 1: the state of mind these young men because I'm like, yo, man, 615 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,240 Speaker 1: what is your deal? But I understand, I know where 616 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,000 Speaker 1: it comes from. I don't understand these situations, but I 617 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,480 Speaker 1: understand they don't. They don't communicate enough. They on this 618 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,080 Speaker 1: machine all day, on this phone, and you you you don't, man, 619 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,640 Speaker 1: I got turned down. You know you need to take 620 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 1: that walk what I'm saying. And just at a at 621 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,200 Speaker 1: a table with friends, you decide you for to go 622 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,760 Speaker 1: higher as somebody and they look at it. Look, look, look, look, 623 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,240 Speaker 1: look you cattle shoes on. You're gonna pick the wrong 624 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,520 Speaker 1: one every time. And so hey, where you see me, 625 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,760 Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. You can't go to the next one. You know, 626 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,920 Speaker 1: you got to take that long walk of rejection back 627 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,360 Speaker 1: and forth. But I man, girls, also. 628 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 3: We didn't have a sense of entitlement because think about 629 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,480 Speaker 3: even the note we used to write it was would 630 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,160 Speaker 3: you go out with me? 631 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:19,560 Speaker 1: Yes? 632 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,320 Speaker 3: No, even the maybe, so you were prepared for whatever. 633 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 1: Man, do you understand having to ask the slow dance 634 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,000 Speaker 1: after ask the dance because now that you be dancing, 635 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,440 Speaker 1: somebody walking behind you. No, And man, I had to 636 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:41,719 Speaker 1: go over there. Would you like to dance? And no? Cool? Right, 637 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,600 Speaker 1: that's cool? Envy go ad? Would you like to dance? Ah? 638 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:52,000 Speaker 1: Like light skin light skin. I see what this is. 639 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,200 Speaker 1: I'll never ask her again. She got a type already, 640 00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:02,440 Speaker 1: You already got a type. You gotta type, all right, okay, cool, 641 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,600 Speaker 1: all right? Not so because he likes it, all right, 642 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: all right? And that's when I think that was a 643 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,480 Speaker 1: That was a little era where people were trying to 644 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,480 Speaker 1: be lighter. And I remember the bow legg era. You 645 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,200 Speaker 1: remember the bow legging air when dudes trying to stand 646 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: like they were bow legged. No, do nothing, girl, dude. 647 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,839 Speaker 1: The South girls love girls love a bow legged dude. 648 00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 1: You know, I'm sloop. I didn't even do that. I 649 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,400 Speaker 1: wanted to understand, like. 650 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,239 Speaker 5: I'm not a man, but I'm on the other side 651 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,080 Speaker 5: of it, though I did. It was something about some 652 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,040 Speaker 5: of them athletes, the way they're standing there. 653 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:48,680 Speaker 1: There's a lot of. 654 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,239 Speaker 5: Your legs are like, you know a little like parentheses. Yeah, 655 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,320 Speaker 5: don't be pigeon told though, that's where it's different. 656 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,000 Speaker 1: Told and slewp for we ain't get no love like 657 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,759 Speaker 1: your shoes ain't look right if your knees not. Oh man, 658 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,759 Speaker 1: I ain't never like that man. Look, it's the only 659 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,400 Speaker 1: knock knee basketball player. I even respect the KENNI Smith. 660 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,840 Speaker 1: I just didn't and I didn't even know he was 661 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:14,120 Speaker 1: knock need. Man. It's just something about them I'm talking about. 662 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,920 Speaker 1: I have just seen some girls so look like their 663 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:20,920 Speaker 1: legs and an x. Man, what's wrong with you? Man? 664 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,479 Speaker 1: How do you even get knockknee? Your faces? They should 665 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:23,880 Speaker 1: get a check. 666 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,239 Speaker 3: I want to ask you a question you said about 667 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,160 Speaker 3: your son. When you're telling your sons about you know, 668 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,000 Speaker 3: I guess women to stay away with, stay away from. 669 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,600 Speaker 3: How do you have that conversation with your with a 670 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,640 Speaker 3: son when you might be talking about his mama. 671 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:43,040 Speaker 1: Mm hm and saying I didn't say that. Man. Listen, listen, 672 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 1: this is simmingy son. You see how you ma? Man, 673 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,120 Speaker 1: you don't want one who do that? You see right there? 674 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:57,040 Speaker 1: This is what you don't want that mother? See all 675 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: this fat mother all this fat mile. But my younger 676 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:06,160 Speaker 1: son he has he has a little crisis going on hisself. 677 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:11,080 Speaker 1: That that's Hassan. Hassan is thirteen and you have to hey, bro, 678 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,839 Speaker 1: you need to respect your mother, respect your sisters. He's 679 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,359 Speaker 1: in he's entitled. And this is and this is my fault, man, 680 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,440 Speaker 1: these these kids, it's slightly my fault and slightly uh 681 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,239 Speaker 1: the lady who lived in the house. This is the thing, 682 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,600 Speaker 1: this is the thing. You have to give him chores. 683 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,160 Speaker 1: He doesn't have any respe He's not responsible for anything. 684 00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,880 Speaker 1: So I think when you don't have chores, you're not 685 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,719 Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna have a lack of respect for a 686 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,359 Speaker 1: lot of things. You know, when you have chores, Man, 687 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,480 Speaker 1: that's a but I had things that I had to do, 688 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,040 Speaker 1: and so I'm structured in that way now that man, 689 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,440 Speaker 1: I had, Hey, before I do anything, I gotta do 690 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:54,000 Speaker 1: this and that that goes when you become a grown man. 691 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,560 Speaker 1: You know, Hey, man, let me take care of this first, 692 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,400 Speaker 1: and then I get to that. If you don't have that, 693 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,799 Speaker 1: you got get that young, I get that young. 694 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,359 Speaker 5: Your your special part four comes out on Father's Day, 695 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,040 Speaker 5: Like you said, how much is how much of that 696 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,439 Speaker 5: involves like your dad or does it even involve man? 697 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:16,799 Speaker 1: My dad, he I put him all through the rest 698 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,759 Speaker 1: of them, and he has a small piece and four 699 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,480 Speaker 1: because he had Why I was incarcerated. My pops had 700 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,360 Speaker 1: at fifty almost sixty years old, got locked up for 701 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,680 Speaker 1: an assault, right and he my daddy thought he was 702 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,719 Speaker 1: on some big boss mob type thing because his two 703 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,120 Speaker 1: brothers was locked up. I was locked up. Then he 704 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 1: gets locked up. So he sends five hundred dollars on 705 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,360 Speaker 1: everybody's books while he and while he locked up, and 706 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,120 Speaker 1: gonna write a letter. Yeah, just sent you some bread. 707 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,000 Speaker 1: We're not we're not in the family. Like you didn't 708 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,960 Speaker 1: see me nothing until you got locked up. I don't 709 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,880 Speaker 1: even understand this. I've been like him like four years now. 710 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,960 Speaker 1: He gonna, yeah, sent you some bread since we died 711 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,719 Speaker 1: here man, I rode back. Hey man tried to go home. 712 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:13,000 Speaker 1: In the next couple of years. He had less time 713 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,399 Speaker 1: than me. He beat me on anyway, But he said 714 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,759 Speaker 1: money to his brother his brothers, oh yeah, appreciate you. Yeah. 715 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,800 Speaker 1: They thirstyself. Like my uncle Max, he's a g but 716 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,200 Speaker 1: my uncle Alfred he's a sucker. 717 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,280 Speaker 3: He's a sucker. 718 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:30,000 Speaker 1: Sucker. Wo man. My grandmother right, dementia, had dementia. I'm 719 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,200 Speaker 1: putting money in our books, the money coming up missing. 720 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,320 Speaker 1: He writing checks, had my grandmother sign them, and she 721 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,480 Speaker 1: had dementia. She got dimension you're stealing the boss. Yeah, 722 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,919 Speaker 1: that's wild, and then putting in a bad position where 723 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,040 Speaker 1: her bills not getting paid. And I don't know who 724 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:52,400 Speaker 1: my grandmother was when she was younger, but you know, dementia, 725 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,919 Speaker 1: they be staying stuff in their life. So I'm I'm 726 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,719 Speaker 1: taking care of her. One day because my cousin we 727 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:04,160 Speaker 1: rotating and I'm over, I give a coke and her 728 00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,040 Speaker 1: coke is low. I come back to grab a coke 729 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,480 Speaker 1: to fill it up. She grabbed my wrists and say, 730 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,520 Speaker 1: put my glass down. I said, what you say, put 731 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,640 Speaker 1: my glass down before I drown you? I said, when 732 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,600 Speaker 1: was you drowned before? Grown men in your life? She 733 00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,000 Speaker 1: must have been a mob. But she owned the cafe, 734 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,640 Speaker 1: so I don't know when she was doing it, but 735 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,680 Speaker 1: at some point she was drowning full grown. That's that 736 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,320 Speaker 1: ain't no regular threat. That's before. 737 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,200 Speaker 2: Put that down. 738 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,520 Speaker 1: I put it down. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you 739 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,320 Speaker 1: I just I'm not messing this. 740 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,920 Speaker 3: Later, you sound like DL sometimes when when just in 741 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,080 Speaker 3: regular conversation, you. 742 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,480 Speaker 2: Man called you all now you said, you sound like somebody. 743 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,359 Speaker 1: Else me and DL has a total different voice. Yeah, 744 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,800 Speaker 1: we have a totally different cadence. 745 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can just hear it every now and 746 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,759 Speaker 3: then when you said it three times, he said, I 747 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:01,440 Speaker 3: like you. 748 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,000 Speaker 1: But you just know that, you just know you just 749 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:13,839 Speaker 1: you just looked in the files. You just you sound 750 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:14,720 Speaker 1: like Bill Bird? 751 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,279 Speaker 3: Which one which one of those guys you think has 752 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,959 Speaker 3: had the most impact on on your career? 753 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,880 Speaker 1: My career? How the whole? Uh? 754 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,840 Speaker 3: Does anybody d L? 755 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,560 Speaker 1: Definitely d L, Dick Gregory, Bill Bellamy. I can put 756 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:39,359 Speaker 1: him in order, the Dad's white Billy watch, Billy watch. 757 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:44,160 Speaker 1: Did you know? Yes, very well? Like but I don't 758 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:50,160 Speaker 1: have no by way? You say, did you know, because 759 00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:55,279 Speaker 1: you know did you know? Said yeah, very well like? 760 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,920 Speaker 1: I know how that was. You took a serience too. 761 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,560 Speaker 1: You know it's crazy. I heard it once. You said it. 762 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,920 Speaker 1: I'm so a dope. I ain't even listen to her. 763 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,080 Speaker 1: I'm fitty. I I was just saying, I was saying 764 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,880 Speaker 1: pols and I would say none of that. Man, man, 765 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,560 Speaker 1: it's a nice next. That's a nice shirt. I don't 766 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,560 Speaker 1: have to say, pouls mind. I'm gone, he said. You know, Dick, 767 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,439 Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, no, Dick, I'm like, I'm like, okay, 768 00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,920 Speaker 1: just like very well and then but but but but 769 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,200 Speaker 1: you but you're making sense though, Charlemagne. 770 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,839 Speaker 2: There you go, Dick on the wall. 771 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:32,960 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I want to do. 772 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,239 Speaker 3: I'm like, we had we had a Dick Gregory up here. 773 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,839 Speaker 3: We had he was up for like an hour forty 774 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:39,319 Speaker 3: five minutes. 775 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,759 Speaker 1: That's all. That's all. That's that's all he gave you 776 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,840 Speaker 1: our that was that's the interview. That's how long the 777 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,600 Speaker 1: interview was. No, No, that man, I've done. Let me 778 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:53,200 Speaker 1: let me see, let me see after the show, Dick 779 00:41:53,320 --> 00:42:01,160 Speaker 1: Gregory right now, I all got a COMPLI come. So 780 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,400 Speaker 1: we talked two shows. I think it was six hours 781 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:10,160 Speaker 1: each night after the show. Yeah, and so I have 782 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,239 Speaker 1: very close times him and I don't care what nobody say. 783 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,680 Speaker 1: It was too many people around that night when that 784 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,719 Speaker 1: man told me in my face, you're going to take 785 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:27,040 Speaker 1: my place if you can maintain your attitude, said Ali, 786 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:31,440 Speaker 1: because you you a firecracker, yeah, he said, he said, man, 787 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,560 Speaker 1: and I understand because you're a Libra and you and 788 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,760 Speaker 1: he was a libra. So I'm I'm very good with balance. 789 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,879 Speaker 1: I like balance, and then I don't. I don't shuck 790 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,880 Speaker 1: and jove, I'm not gonna say nothing to you that 791 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,080 Speaker 1: I about you. I won't say in your face. I'm 792 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,680 Speaker 1: not even gonna say it under silence. So I'm ready 793 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:50,479 Speaker 1: to say it in your face. 794 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:51,880 Speaker 3: I don't do the. 795 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:58,000 Speaker 1: Somebody said, yes, you know who's the somebody'? You know, No, 796 00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say who the somebody is? They said it. 797 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,879 Speaker 1: They I'm just I don't play them type of game. 798 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:09,120 Speaker 1: I'm just a straightforward person. And in its business, this business, 799 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,640 Speaker 1: it's a lot of funny ballognais man that you can 800 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,239 Speaker 1: just tell me, no, bro, I got tough skin. I 801 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:21,040 Speaker 1: don't need the fake and shake. And so when you 802 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,719 Speaker 1: try to handle me like that, I get a little, 803 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,840 Speaker 1: I get a little touchy and I and I'm not 804 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,719 Speaker 1: one of that. I don't miss word. If I say 805 00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:33,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it, that's done. I'm not feel I don't. 806 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,600 Speaker 1: I don't play a lot. I wish I could with people, 807 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,040 Speaker 1: but I just don't play a lot with with the goofies. 808 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,680 Speaker 1: I just I can't do it. And and and it's 809 00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,719 Speaker 1: a lot of them. It's a lot of people say 810 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,719 Speaker 1: say things and then act like they didn't say it, 811 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,560 Speaker 1: or because you have more popularity, you can throw something 812 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,400 Speaker 1: out there and people gravitate towards it. But man, I 813 00:43:55,600 --> 00:44:00,799 Speaker 1: always think about Benny Blanco. You the way you handle people, 814 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,880 Speaker 1: that person is gonna eventually come back. You know what 815 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,120 Speaker 1: I'm saying. And I tell people, Man, Benny Bonco from 816 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,040 Speaker 1: the Bronx, man, that man just wanted to talk to him. 817 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,520 Speaker 1: So I don't even handle young comics like that. It's 818 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,000 Speaker 1: certain things. I'm gonna tell you. I don't want you 819 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,320 Speaker 1: in the green room when I get there. It's not 820 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,840 Speaker 1: your green room. You know. It's a certain code to 821 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,239 Speaker 1: how I came up. I don't go in the green 822 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:30,320 Speaker 1: room in my home club. If you're the headliner, until 823 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,200 Speaker 1: you invite me into that green room, I'm outside and disrespect. 824 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,239 Speaker 1: It's just a it's just a colde. If I'm the 825 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,680 Speaker 1: feature or the host, I'm not going in the green room. Man. 826 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,279 Speaker 1: That man. What if I'm on the show, We'll watch 827 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,839 Speaker 1: this Dick Gregory between each show. He used to sleep 828 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,000 Speaker 1: just like Damon Wayne's. They sleep in between each show. 829 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,920 Speaker 1: So you're gonna keep walking in out of the green 830 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,160 Speaker 1: room while they're in there sleep, disrespectful, disrespectful. It doesn't 831 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,440 Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense. But it's so many people think 832 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,480 Speaker 1: that they entire to a space because you was there 833 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,600 Speaker 1: at that club doing the open mic. That's the open 834 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,600 Speaker 1: mic is not the show, but it's it's levels. So 835 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,000 Speaker 1: it's levels to all of it and then stand up. 836 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:19,600 Speaker 1: I think the barriers have gotten broken due to a 837 00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,360 Speaker 1: combination of things. When people used to talk about the 838 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:28,919 Speaker 1: internet comics, did they ally they taking our they taking 839 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:35,799 Speaker 1: our slots, just not taking your slot. Way the people 840 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,120 Speaker 1: who were doing sketches, they weren't taking your slot. The 841 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:42,520 Speaker 1: comedy club, it was like this, we have a building. Yeah, 842 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:49,759 Speaker 1: we need people, people, We need people, just as can 843 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:54,080 Speaker 1: you come on Wednesday and Thursdays? We have Faison Love 844 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,600 Speaker 1: on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, but we're going to make this 845 00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,919 Speaker 1: money on Wednesday and Thursdays. And we had a magic 846 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:03,239 Speaker 1: show on Tuesday before you. Okay, I'm saying, and if 847 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,360 Speaker 1: I had defense, I had comedy defensive driving on Sunday. 848 00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:12,000 Speaker 1: I'm trying the doors open so we can have a 849 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,880 Speaker 1: place to do comedy. You was looking people was looking 850 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:20,160 Speaker 1: at them as skipping the line. No, it's no skipping 851 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,080 Speaker 1: the line in his business. You can jump forward. But 852 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,439 Speaker 1: then what make you have to come back? 853 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:27,440 Speaker 3: Hm. 854 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,360 Speaker 1: Skill set when you first started, you know how to 855 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:36,440 Speaker 1: stand up, you on the screen. Now these people that 856 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,239 Speaker 1: you were, that you were getting on the screen, now, 857 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:45,000 Speaker 1: these people right here, it's no like I'm gonna okay, y'all, 858 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,439 Speaker 1: y'all saw what I just did. I'm going to cut 859 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,640 Speaker 1: that and I'm gonna come back and say something different. No. 860 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:55,800 Speaker 1: Then then what happened was the Internet god started getting 861 00:46:55,840 --> 00:47:01,080 Speaker 1: success and then they start big dogging the stand up 862 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,319 Speaker 1: experienced stand up saying, oh I'm I'm making my money. 863 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:11,640 Speaker 1: You run. But then pandemic happened. Now everybody got a 864 00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:15,320 Speaker 1: humble their self again because I can't my editor and 865 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,880 Speaker 1: my people not in here. I don't have nobody to 866 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,480 Speaker 1: do these schedules with. Now, now comics were reigning supreme 867 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,399 Speaker 1: doing that. We just cutting the camera on boom, what's 868 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,200 Speaker 1: up baby, I'm here, you know. So that's how it 869 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,120 Speaker 1: now it's emerging. Now you haven't heard a beef about 870 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,960 Speaker 1: Internet versus traditional because now everybody is back. You had 871 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,600 Speaker 1: to go to the club and work. They had to 872 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:44,280 Speaker 1: come from behind the screen. Then people like me started 873 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,920 Speaker 1: using the screen to just promote that I'm gonna be 874 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,520 Speaker 1: somewhere instead of just instead of shutting because I'm I'm 875 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,239 Speaker 1: old school. I'm yo, man, I've been doing standing up 876 00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:57,480 Speaker 1: twenty six years. I'm in the trenches. It's different for me, 877 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,759 Speaker 1: and now I have both, you know, now I have, 878 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,239 Speaker 1: But I wasn't trying to find out, trying to get 879 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,960 Speaker 1: on the way of the algorithms and all that. Now 880 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,719 Speaker 1: pay somebody to do that. But the slapsticks and the 881 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:17,439 Speaker 1: the the shock comics. Now we're back to at least 882 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,399 Speaker 1: with me, it is back to loan form. People told 883 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:24,080 Speaker 1: me that the what they told me they don't really 884 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,400 Speaker 1: listen to that much. They're not gonna watch the whole thing. 885 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,359 Speaker 1: So I started putting out longer than just an hour. 886 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,839 Speaker 1: He was like, nah, this is what I want to hear. 887 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,120 Speaker 1: Now you engaged in the story. If you watch Law 888 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,640 Speaker 1: and Order, you watched John Wick, Why you wouldn't watch 889 00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,359 Speaker 1: a series of something That's funny because my only skill 890 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,840 Speaker 1: set is just tell stories the same way that I 891 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,399 Speaker 1: grew up hearing them. You know, my uncle, They that's 892 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,080 Speaker 1: how they started a man Let me tell you about 893 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,880 Speaker 1: this big legal lady. I just met you, Like what 894 00:48:55,040 --> 00:49:01,000 Speaker 1: big leg lady? Then you you my grandma, she'd come 895 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,400 Speaker 1: in and tell my aunt. You know, I tell stories 896 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,200 Speaker 1: just like people in your family. So it's not a 897 00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,480 Speaker 1: it's not a magic trick to it. I read books 898 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,840 Speaker 1: and I listened to the ancestors how they did things, 899 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,720 Speaker 1: and I try to put that together. 900 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:18,759 Speaker 3: And that's relatable. 901 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,960 Speaker 5: And a lot of people don't have that though, Like 902 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,360 Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, a lot of it's not 903 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,480 Speaker 5: it's not it's easy for people like you know, like 904 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,719 Speaker 5: a lot of the like internet comics, they don't know 905 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,040 Speaker 5: how to keep people's attention like you can do that. 906 00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,879 Speaker 5: You're a great storyteller, and like you said, you tell 907 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,799 Speaker 5: it like your family member, like you know, just like people, 908 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,760 Speaker 5: you know, people you grew up here and telling stories. 909 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,320 Speaker 1: People don't know how to do that. That's back and 910 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,120 Speaker 1: that's when I'm sitting down with when the last time 911 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,279 Speaker 1: you sat down and you listen to a story from 912 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:51,959 Speaker 1: somebody in your. 913 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,359 Speaker 2: Family like an aunt or all the time love it, yes, 914 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,560 Speaker 2: all the time you. 915 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,800 Speaker 1: Got you had it. So if you was telling the story, 916 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,440 Speaker 1: you would probably do it the same way that you've 917 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,600 Speaker 1: always seen it done. If people have these disconnected families 918 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,040 Speaker 1: and they don't never a man when the last time 919 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:15,640 Speaker 1: you saw your aunt? What? I don't know, but I'm like, nah, 920 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,520 Speaker 1: I can't wait for my cousins to call me and say, man, 921 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,840 Speaker 1: let me tell you what your aunt did yesterday you 922 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,160 Speaker 1: almost fell off a boat, and I'm gonna listen to 923 00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,399 Speaker 1: the whole story. I'm gonna listen to the whole entire 924 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,960 Speaker 1: story because and then I'm calling. Then I'm calling, oh, 925 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,880 Speaker 1: see you out here falling off boat. I can't even 926 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,879 Speaker 1: wipe the call. We told you that because I grew 927 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,080 Speaker 1: up with them, with the whole I never did nothing 928 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,040 Speaker 1: private in my family. If if I did it, my 929 00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:48,640 Speaker 1: mother called everybody and then everybody know, I mean people 930 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,759 Speaker 1: that you didn't even think and you mind your own 931 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,480 Speaker 1: ben your uncle. So you just around here pining in 932 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:59,680 Speaker 1: the bed, Hey man, we are and I mean we 933 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,200 Speaker 1: we we out in the back. That's what you want 934 00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,399 Speaker 1: to talk about. Now, I'm just saying, your mama tell 935 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:12,560 Speaker 1: me you with every day. I'm saying, you just just 936 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,000 Speaker 1: pissed through a mattress. What you talking? 937 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,480 Speaker 5: And these are still things that people are going through 938 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,440 Speaker 5: so it's relatable. It's gonna always be relatable. 939 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:20,880 Speaker 3: Family. 940 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,680 Speaker 1: Do you understand my uncle right now? He don't care 941 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:28,440 Speaker 1: nothing about no six Hey remember when you us being 942 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,640 Speaker 1: to what you so you won't say that in front 943 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:35,719 Speaker 1: of my kad, in front of my head, in front 944 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,839 Speaker 1: of my children. You want to bring that up. I'm 945 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:44,360 Speaker 1: just that I always win. I can't stand this. 946 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,719 Speaker 3: Man just dropped Domino Effect three on May twelfth, Oh man, 947 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:52,120 Speaker 3: and Domino Effect four sixteenth. 948 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,080 Speaker 1: That's right now. I think I'm gonna blow up now, 949 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:59,759 Speaker 1: I don't finally got up here. You want to do? 950 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,600 Speaker 3: You want to do like Netflix or something like that? 951 00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:02,160 Speaker 3: Does it even? 952 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:07,359 Speaker 1: Man? No, I'm saying no, But well I'm gonna say 953 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,600 Speaker 1: if why not? 954 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,839 Speaker 3: Why I can't say no you the blessing down if 955 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,160 Speaker 3: it comes. But they come with twenty million and say, 956 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:15,720 Speaker 3: hey man. 957 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,799 Speaker 1: But if they own it, then this this is none 958 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,080 Speaker 1: of they can't get If they own it, they can't 959 00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:20,320 Speaker 1: get it. 960 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:24,200 Speaker 3: You can make up a story, you can say anything. 961 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:25,439 Speaker 3: Take the twenty mini dollars. 962 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:30,160 Speaker 1: Check. Wait, man, see now they got I'm on Netflix. 963 00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:34,080 Speaker 1: I got twenty million, and now they put out I 964 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,000 Speaker 1: didn't put out some nonsense. Now, people yeah, that boy 965 00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:43,160 Speaker 1: ain't cold. Yeah, but I want to do it on it. 966 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,920 Speaker 1: He's doing what you're doing. They're like, yeah, yeah, never. 967 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,320 Speaker 3: You name. 968 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,799 Speaker 1: Said man Man, I'm man Netflix, and. 969 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,000 Speaker 3: What you're doing, you're doing so well. Now you definitely 970 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:04,480 Speaker 3: do it well. 971 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,759 Speaker 1: My brother man and I and I appreciate that. Man. 972 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,040 Speaker 1: I just can you know something. I just feel like 973 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,640 Speaker 1: an Emmy, it's gonna come my way since I made 974 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,120 Speaker 1: it this break because I used to always say, you 975 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,080 Speaker 1: know something enough people don't know me. I gotta get 976 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:19,439 Speaker 1: up there to see DJ Mvy. It wasn't really about you. Yeah, 977 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,040 Speaker 1: because because once he hit it with that, this is 978 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:27,480 Speaker 1: a djoy know that that's the part that you wait, 979 00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:32,200 Speaker 1: it ain't even the show that the show just came out. Hey, 980 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,400 Speaker 1: I'm Charlamagne to God and it's just larous, Like what 981 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:41,440 Speaker 1: what what they think about? When we first started, we 982 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:41,880 Speaker 1: hated it. 983 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,439 Speaker 2: I was like, why we gotta keep saying our names? 984 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,800 Speaker 1: I don't want to see saying many But our program 985 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,680 Speaker 1: director of time is like, you keep saying your name, 986 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:52,239 Speaker 1: it stuck, It gets stuck in consultant him and keep 987 00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:53,920 Speaker 1: saying your name, but introducing yourself. 988 00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,319 Speaker 5: Even when he beef with people, they be like mocking him, 989 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,120 Speaker 5: like j it's a whole rhythm of it. 990 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,400 Speaker 1: You gotta say like that, just you gotta say this 991 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:08,440 Speaker 1: is But let me tell you that the the the 992 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:13,439 Speaker 1: thing that that makes me laugh like uncontrollably comes from 993 00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,440 Speaker 1: the breakfast club. And I'm talking about me and the 994 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,160 Speaker 1: lady that living in the house. May let me tell 995 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,400 Speaker 1: you something. And if I don't care, how mad if 996 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,280 Speaker 1: that lady called man saying yeah, this is this sweet 997 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,799 Speaker 1: John Joe, y'all do that? What the boy who couldn't say, 998 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:34,040 Speaker 1: y'all name god? Man? Let me tell you something? It 999 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,280 Speaker 1: was true? That wasn't that was true? 1000 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,200 Speaker 7: We know, we know. 1001 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:51,239 Speaker 1: You're serious. Girl. Do you understand the type of I'm 1002 00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:56,080 Speaker 1: talking about? Man, if my day is going bad, come on, Webb, 1003 00:54:56,239 --> 00:55:00,279 Speaker 1: gonna get gonna get it. But somebody made a car 1004 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:07,560 Speaker 1: through the gate. But yeah, y'all got. 1005 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:11,279 Speaker 3: Him. 1006 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,440 Speaker 1: Man, boy, it's like this. It was like our Sharpton 1007 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,640 Speaker 1: versus a teleprompter. 1008 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,279 Speaker 3: Damn that no oar. 1009 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,600 Speaker 1: And the only reason I don't really say nothing about 1010 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,759 Speaker 1: it much is because I did a es have you 1011 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,920 Speaker 1: ever done a thing that they had the teleprop on 1012 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,320 Speaker 1: absolutely just over the weekend, and it was it was 1013 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,880 Speaker 1: going too fast. Yeah, and you have to like if 1014 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,840 Speaker 1: I tell you I'm just up there and I'm dyslexic. 1015 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,600 Speaker 1: That's the whole other thing. I don't. I don't do 1016 00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:43,319 Speaker 1: cold reads. Let me see it for let me take 1017 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,640 Speaker 1: the picture of it in my brain. I can do it. Man, 1018 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,520 Speaker 1: I'm in there with the cold with a cold read 1019 00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,719 Speaker 1: on the telepromptum and and I'm talking. They got on 1020 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,680 Speaker 1: speed out just I'm like, I'm just up and the 1021 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,080 Speaker 1: man I'm doing it. And the man looked like this, 1022 00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:01,320 Speaker 1: he's liker. I know, damn well, none of that. Whatever 1023 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,319 Speaker 1: he's saying. Someone, what what are you looking at? 1024 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:09,279 Speaker 6: Was like hey, man started saying stuff like I'm the 1025 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,240 Speaker 6: king and changing my stuff to I tell you everything. 1026 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,040 Speaker 6: Because sometimes they be going too fast. You can't get 1027 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:18,239 Speaker 6: that fast many do you understand? The man had to 1028 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:23,200 Speaker 6: look at the teleproblem. He no, damn like, bro, man, 1029 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,239 Speaker 6: what are you looking at? Are you looking past me 1030 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,600 Speaker 6: outside and something? I'm like, nah, bro, I'm looking. 1031 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:33,080 Speaker 1: Dead at you. But you man, it's too fast. Yeah, 1032 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,200 Speaker 1: Billy Currels go in after me for the same position. 1033 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:41,239 Speaker 1: I said, Billy Man, they tell a propam, he said, Man, 1034 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,480 Speaker 1: I wouldn't looking at them telling problem. I was saying 1035 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:49,400 Speaker 1: what I thought they wanted, like we'll make up, got 1036 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,200 Speaker 1: to make it up on the fly. How did they 1037 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:56,320 Speaker 1: find you? Ali? Man? Ali? Man? And definitely because you 1038 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,560 Speaker 1: know you're messing and this man still now here calling 1039 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:18,040 Speaker 1: you Ali like ol I. He can't do nothing, man, 1040 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,920 Speaker 1: Man spelled my name with an I s I D 1041 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,320 Speaker 1: d i Q. I'm saying a L I first s 1042 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,600 Speaker 1: I D d i Q. Man, it's a visit line 1043 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:32,240 Speaker 1: killing him over here. Yeah, but yeah, you that's dot 1044 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,960 Speaker 1: com or you can go on YouTube a lead comedy, 1045 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,320 Speaker 1: you know. Man, just you know, stay linked in with 1046 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,360 Speaker 1: me on my on my Instagram. Everything is the same. 1047 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,200 Speaker 3: I'm following it right. I think I already follow you though. 1048 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,120 Speaker 1: You already follow me, because I know you definitely follow 1049 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,320 Speaker 1: my Man. What's what's what's the guy you be with 1050 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:52,400 Speaker 1: all the time? And I just saw I just saw 1051 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,840 Speaker 1: Andrew at the roast. I was at the roast. Tom. 1052 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,800 Speaker 1: It's funny when you become a comics comic and you 1053 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:01,440 Speaker 1: don't know and then you walking room and all these 1054 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,720 Speaker 1: comics come over to you. Man, Hey brother, hey brother, man, 1055 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,680 Speaker 1: why are you you bowing? Like man? I'm not. I'm 1056 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,040 Speaker 1: a big I'm a big fan. Like, hey man, what 1057 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,880 Speaker 1: what what's the bowing about? 1058 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:14,840 Speaker 3: Thought? 1059 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,600 Speaker 1: And like Kevin was talking. I was walking around with 1060 00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,440 Speaker 1: Kevin talking to somebody. He turned around, Hey brother, I 1061 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,160 Speaker 1: didn't know you was gonna be Hey man, what is 1062 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,840 Speaker 1: wrong with y'all? Y'all see me? And then I'm walking 1063 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,760 Speaker 1: into the party. I'm going to the to the farm 1064 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,040 Speaker 1: to the Farm Club, and I've been wanting to go 1065 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,920 Speaker 1: get you know, Madgi Johnson, one of my favorite players 1066 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,080 Speaker 1: of all time. I just wanted to see what him 1067 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,720 Speaker 1: and Bus was doing. They work at in this farm club. 1068 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,960 Speaker 1: I'm in there and as I'm walking in, this is 1069 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,720 Speaker 1: the biggest compliment I think I ever got. I'm talking 1070 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,480 Speaker 1: a non this no out of nowhere. I'm walking into 1071 00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:49,680 Speaker 1: this party. Chappelle is coming this way, a bunch of 1072 00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,479 Speaker 1: people with him, and he just stopped, Hey, oh, Ali, 1073 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:59,000 Speaker 1: you coming to Cincinnati man next weekend at the Task Theater. 1074 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,120 Speaker 1: I'm want to try to come by there if I'm 1075 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:06,880 Speaker 1: in town. And I'm, okay, how you know my schedule? 1076 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:12,880 Speaker 1: And he said, man, take my number and call me. Okay, 1077 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,080 Speaker 1: And I'm and I'm trying to play it cool cause 1078 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,920 Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever. Chapelle and walk right in there. 1079 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:24,080 Speaker 1: The sam Jays sam My number, gave me his number, 1080 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,400 Speaker 1: told me comment the Tall the man know my schedule. 1081 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:37,120 Speaker 1: You know, he all in the files. Thank you, thank 1082 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:37,920 Speaker 1: y'all for having me. 1083 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,720 Speaker 2: Man, it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, wake that ass 1084 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,040 Speaker 2: up in the morning. 1085 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,160 Speaker 1: The Breakfast Club