1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: Well this Monday morning. The winning continues at seven twenty eastern, 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 1: six twenties Central. We are giving away a chance to 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: win Steve Harvey's grand prize of one million dollars. That 4 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: is big we're gonna play. Are you smarter than nephew Tom? 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: You're not? Go to Steve Harvey FM to register right now. 6 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: It is time for the Strawberry Letter people, And if 7 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,159 Speaker 1: you need some advice on relationships, if you need some 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: advice on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting, and more, 9 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com 10 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter. All right, Steve, anything you 11 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:46,559 Speaker 1: want to add to that to encourage people to write us. No, 12 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,279 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to encourage nobody to write us, are 13 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: you not? We're not because I'm tired to learn your 14 00:00:55,760 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 1: own help me all right? Uh? Buck buckle, buckle up 15 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 1: hole on time? We got it you here. It is 16 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: subject my sexy neighbor is stressing me out. Be quiet, Jay, 17 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, You're not going to believe this. I'm 18 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: a married man and my wife and I just purchased 19 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: our first home in a new community. To celebrate home ownership, 20 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: my boys took me out for drinks. We ended up 21 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: going to a strip club and I got very drunk, 22 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: which are two things I had not done since I 23 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: got married. The strippers were some of the sexiest women 24 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: I had ever seen, and we pay for our own 25 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: private v I p area in the club, so we 26 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: each had a dancer that catered to us all night. 27 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: My dancer did all kinds of freaky stuff to me. 28 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:59,559 Speaker 1: We did everything except go all the way right Afterwards, 29 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 1: when I sobered up, I was disappointed with myself and 30 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: I swore to my boys that I would never go 31 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: to another strip club. Well, fast forward to two weeks ago. 32 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: My wife and I noticed a moving truck next door, 33 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: so we decided that we should go over and meet 34 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 1: our new neighbors. As soon as we started walking toward 35 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: the house, my heart jumped into my throat. Steve, Oh, 36 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: he singled you out, Steve. One of the strippers from 37 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: the club was standing by the moving truck. I could 38 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: tell she recognized me too, but but she but she 39 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: but she played it cool. My wife introduced us because 40 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: I couldn't say much. The stripper told my wife that 41 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: she is a single mom and her child's father bought 42 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 1: her the house. He told my wife that she works 43 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: as a dance instructor and that uh, and then she 44 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: and my wife exchange numbers. As we turned to head 45 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: back to our house, the stripper neighbor smirked at me. 46 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: I was sweating bullets. My wife thinks the neighbor is 47 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: really cool and it's planning to invite her to our 48 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: housewarming party. Now what am I supposed to do? What? 49 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: I think I should just come clean and tell my 50 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:19,959 Speaker 1: wife what happened? What do you think? Help? Al Right? Well, um, 51 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: congratulations on your new house. How about that? Um? And this? Yeah? 52 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: How about it? Yeah? Right? This is this is somewhat 53 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,119 Speaker 1: of a whole mess you've gotten yourself into. I mean, 54 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: what are the odds that's your favorite stripper who did 55 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: all these freaky things to you when you were drunk 56 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: with your boys at a strip club. What what are 57 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: the odds of her moving right next door to you? 58 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: I mean, really, um, this is unbelievable. And guess what, 59 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: I don't trust you to know, uh, to do the 60 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: right thing. I just don't. I don't, I don't. I 61 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: don't trust you to know all this information and not 62 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: want to go over there at some point and at 63 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: the or at the very least, can you just stop 64 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 1: sweating bullets in front of her? Can you do that 65 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: when she's around? Uh? Yeah, because your wife is getting 66 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 1: real cozy with her. Your wife thinks she's cool. So 67 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 1: your new neighbor, your favorite stripper, is going to be 68 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: coming over to your house. They've exchanged numbers. They're going 69 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,280 Speaker 1: to be perfect neighbors. You know, girlfriends. It looks like. 70 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 1: So either you get yourself together, brother, and I don't 71 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: know how you're gonna do that, because she is your 72 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: favorite stripper, and you remember all those freaky things she 73 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: did to you at the club. You cannot go out 74 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,479 Speaker 1: again with your boys and get drunk and go to 75 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: the strip club. You can't do that. And he's right 76 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: next door. She's a dance instructor, Tommy, that's what she 77 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: told his wife. You're you're in a mess, and um 78 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 1: you you know, I know Steve's not gonna agree with me. 79 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to say something. You're gonna have to 80 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: say something in terms of what. Yeah, you have to, 81 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,799 Speaker 1: it's not you have to. You gotta let your wife 82 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 1: not because you can't hold it. He's gonna your wife 83 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,479 Speaker 1: is gonna find out anyway. You can't hold it. You 84 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: may as well let your wife know something. You met 85 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: her somewhere. You got to you got to what your 86 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: turn believe. She said, Hey, man, I don't know this 87 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: dude named Bro. Listen to Bro right in the middle 88 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: of the answers, right in the middle of this letter, 89 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:35,599 Speaker 1: he says Steve, Steve. He's just talking to me. He 90 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: just says Stephen Sherley. But just the first time, Shelly 91 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: my name got put first. I think it's really just 92 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,839 Speaker 1: being cured. This letter really to me and let me 93 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 1: handle this man. Go ahead, going ahead, Joe stupid and 94 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: open your mouth. Boy my sexon neighbor stressing me up. 95 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: The truth matter you're going into. The truth matters to 96 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: who the truth that already happened. It doesn't matter. It's 97 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,840 Speaker 1: time up for the truth. Now it begins to cover up. 98 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: You ain't got tavern no more truth. Truth is your 99 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: friends want to celebrate your new ownership. Your boys took 100 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,320 Speaker 1: you out for drinks. Now, instead of stopping it just drinks, 101 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: you ended up going to a strip club. Now you 102 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: ain't just drinking now you're very drunk. First of all, 103 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:32,159 Speaker 1: you guts to quit drinking. Listen to me. That's what 104 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: my brother told me. Pass Servis said to me. He said, 105 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,600 Speaker 1: once you feel something, you should immediately stop because the 106 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 1: rest of it ain't in your blood system yet, he said, 107 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: So if you continue to post something, you ain't Jesus 108 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 1: the rules for drinking. Once you feel anything, you should 109 00:06:55,200 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: stop up. The rest of it ain't in your blood system. 110 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: And if you post some mo in there, you in't trouble. 111 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 1: That's the rule for drinks. So now he gotta quit. 112 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna set this up and we're gonna go 113 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: to break. We ended up going to the strip club 114 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: I got, which are two things I've not done since 115 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: I got married. The strippers was some of the sexiest 116 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 1: women I have ever seen, and we paid for our 117 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 1: own private v I p area in the club. That's 118 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:34,800 Speaker 1: the best worst move you can make. You got to 119 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: get it private. But it's law. I'm mercy. That's the 120 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: best worst move you can make. I'll tell y'all love 121 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: it when we come back. But you ain't been going 122 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 1: to tell her. Damn, you don't even like strip clubs. Hey, 123 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 1: he'll know, all right. We'll have part two of Steve's 124 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour. You're 125 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come 126 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: on with part two of your response to today's Rubberry letter. 127 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:06,200 Speaker 1: My sexy neighbor is stressing me out. This man boys 128 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: took him on off. Congratulations for buying a new home. Yeah, 129 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 1: they go out drinking. They ended up in the strip 130 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 1: club where you continue to drink your answers strong y'all 131 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: messed around and go to the strip club. Paid for 132 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:29,480 Speaker 1: your own private v I P area in the club. 133 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: That's the best worst thing you can do. What goes 134 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,719 Speaker 1: on in there? No, I'll tell you no, no, no, no, 135 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,199 Speaker 1: she won't know. And then when I tell you that, 136 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: you see why you can't go tell her. Let me 137 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: get we're going in there. So everybody had a dancer 138 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: that catered to us all night. My dancer, the one 139 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:57,320 Speaker 1: that was on him, did all honds of freaky stuff 140 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 1: to me. Sure when he say freaking stuff to me, 141 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:09,079 Speaker 1: he ain't lying. We did everything except go all the way. 142 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:28,720 Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I know what he did. Rubbed it, bouncing, squeeze, bite, fighting, 143 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 1: That's all that's going down in there. We did everything 144 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 1: except go to go to all the way now. Right afterwards, 145 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,560 Speaker 1: when I sobered up, I was disappointed in myself, and 146 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 1: I sware to my boys. I would never go to 147 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 1: another strip club. That's the good in him. He came back. 148 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 1: But the shirt he woke to the strip club, he 149 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: can't wear that one home. You had to stop by 150 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 1: boys house and get a clean shirt, because that should try. 151 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:05,080 Speaker 1: She's been sliding all up and down on it. He 152 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: got glitt on it. Yeah, you gotta get the shirts 153 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:15,080 Speaker 1: off then pass. You had to burn them. Them is 154 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 1: in the trash can something dim damn pants got been burnt? Boy? 155 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,960 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Fast forward two weeks ago, 156 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,800 Speaker 1: my wife and I noticed a moving truck next it door. 157 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,920 Speaker 1: We decided we go over and meet our new neighbors. 158 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:33,160 Speaker 1: Soon we started walking towards the house, my heart jumped 159 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:38,280 Speaker 1: up in my throat. Steve, one of the triples from 160 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:43,520 Speaker 1: the club, was standing by the moving truck. Be damn 161 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 1: oh hem No I could tell him. She recognized me too, 162 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:56,240 Speaker 1: but she played it cool. My wife introduced us because 163 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,960 Speaker 1: I couldn't say much. He was froze. You were stuck. 164 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,960 Speaker 1: It's tripper told my wife she's a single mom and 165 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 1: her child's father bought her the house. Stripper got plenty 166 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 1: of money. She could be the father probably bought her 167 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 1: the house, helped her. But stripper got money. Dance instructor. Now, hey, 168 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:21,440 Speaker 1: turn your mic off. But y'all eating in the damn mic? 169 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 1: All I hear is nuts? She no, I don't go good. Yeah, 170 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,240 Speaker 1: I could tell she introduced me. She recognized me too. 171 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 1: She played it off. I couldn't say nothing. She said 172 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,960 Speaker 1: she is a single mom and her child father bought 173 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,280 Speaker 1: her the house. She told my wife that she works 174 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:48,360 Speaker 1: as a dance instructor. What she does, she dances, and 175 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 1: she instructs me and to put money in her phone. 176 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 1: She is truly a dance instructor. And then she and 177 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 1: my wife exchange number. Sitting there gonna what is huh? 178 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,520 Speaker 1: As we turned the head back to our house, the 179 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:15,640 Speaker 1: stripper neighbor smirked at me. I was sweating bullets. My 180 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,880 Speaker 1: wife thinks the neighbor is really cool and it's planning 181 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: to invite her to our house. Woman, Oh she coming, Oh, 182 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,719 Speaker 1: the stripper coming. Because strippers don't get invited the house 183 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 1: long or she comes. Strippers don't get it. Normal strippers 184 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:36,160 Speaker 1: never get to go to family events. Stripping dog strippers 185 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:40,679 Speaker 1: don't turn down backyard barbecue. Strippers in there, going to 186 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: plays and watch your baby. If it ain't on strip night, 187 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 1: stripper going still be at the funel with the outfit 188 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: on that damn this stage. Ready, Now what am I 189 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,640 Speaker 1: supposed to do? I think I should just come clean 190 00:12:55,679 --> 00:13:00,440 Speaker 1: and tell my wife what happened? What do you think? Son? 191 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,200 Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you. Don't you take this 192 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,040 Speaker 1: information because I got to talk to him like he 193 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,719 Speaker 1: my son, son, Don't you take this information in your 194 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: house that is not in your house. You don't take 195 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 1: bad news into the house. There's nothing good can come 196 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:22,960 Speaker 1: of this conversation. It's all bad. Your neighbor not Now. 197 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:27,680 Speaker 1: You can't ever look over there. You came back your 198 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:31,840 Speaker 1: car out and pointed in that direction. You can't wave, 199 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:40,160 Speaker 1: your kids, can't play with her kids, nothing. Matter of fact, 200 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:44,559 Speaker 1: you must develop a hate for her, because your wife 201 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,960 Speaker 1: is gonna hate her if you go in here and 202 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:52,200 Speaker 1: tell her this. Now, what strippers don't do is tell 203 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:57,720 Speaker 1: married women they strippers exactly. She's a dance instructor. She's 204 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,280 Speaker 1: gonna be cool. She know always you as long as 205 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: you don't go back down to this strip club. You cool, 206 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,600 Speaker 1: Do not go in here and tell your wife this 207 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:12,920 Speaker 1: ignorant asked information like Shirley has suggested the dumbest damn 208 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,600 Speaker 1: thing you can do. He's not gonna be able to 209 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,360 Speaker 1: hold it. His wife is gonna find out anyway how 210 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 1: because he's sweating like bullets. Just meet just seeing her 211 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 1: and just let sweat. And you don't think his wife say, baby, 212 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 1: why are you sweating? Because I'm hot in the winter. 213 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 1: What she can't find out is that this woman been 214 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,160 Speaker 1: sliding him down his shirt and grinding on him and 215 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:46,200 Speaker 1: doing bounced lap dances. Bouncing. It's time to go, But 216 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: can we just carry this on? I have a few 217 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 1: more questions for you, because I mean, we're doing this 218 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,880 Speaker 1: from a male female perspective, and the female perspective don't 219 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 1: count him. Oh I think it does. She's his wife. 220 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it from a player perspective. Yes, come on, 221 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 1: married man. Yes, all right, we'll be back with part 222 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 1: three of today's Strawberry Letter. My sex sexy neighbor is 223 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 1: stressing me out. Right after this, you're listening to the 224 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:22,080 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, Steve, uh listen, So why 225 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 1: do you why? I mean, he has to be honest. 226 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 1: At some point, we're talking about today's strawberry letter. The 227 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: subject is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out? A 228 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 1: married man wrote, And he and his wife just purchased 229 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,480 Speaker 1: a new home in a new community. He and his 230 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,000 Speaker 1: boys went out to celebrate. They went to a strip club. 231 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 1: The husband got very very very drunk. Uh, he bought 232 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 1: a private room at the strip club with one stripper 233 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 1: in particular, who did all sorts of freaky things to him, 234 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 1: he said, And um, when he sobered up, he realized 235 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,480 Speaker 1: that he was very disappointed with himself, and he swore 236 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 1: to his boys that he would never go to another 237 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:03,240 Speaker 1: strip club. Well, fast forward to two weeks ago, when um, 238 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,040 Speaker 1: a new neighbor moved in next to him, and who 239 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,280 Speaker 1: would think that it would be the stripper, but it was. 240 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,240 Speaker 1: It was the same stripper that was doing all these 241 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 1: freaky things to him in the club. So he and 242 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,520 Speaker 1: his wife went over to introduce themselves to the stripper, 243 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,960 Speaker 1: but he couldn't even say anything because he was so 244 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: nervous and sweating and and all of this. So so 245 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 1: I think, you know, I don't think he's gonna be 246 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,840 Speaker 1: able to hold it. I just don't. I think he's 247 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,280 Speaker 1: going to give himself away at some point. So I'm 248 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,040 Speaker 1: saying he may as well come clean with his wife 249 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 1: and maybe not tell her all the details, but tell 250 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaker 1: her something. And so, so, Steve, you disagree with that? 251 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:51,120 Speaker 1: We tell sure? What could you possibly say that would be? Okay? Baby? Yeah? 252 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 1: And okay, honey, let's talk. When we first moved in here, 253 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,880 Speaker 1: my boys took me out. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, 254 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 1: you guys went out to sell a right. Uh we 255 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 1: went to a strip club. Oh you did? Oh a 256 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:09,680 Speaker 1: strip club? Hello? Right there? Right? Oh? Strip Wait? Wait, 257 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,640 Speaker 1: what what do you mean? A strip club? Strip club? 258 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,000 Speaker 1: And went to a strip club? Okay, so you and 259 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,199 Speaker 1: your boys went to have a drink, you just to celebrate, 260 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,359 Speaker 1: and you know, some wives are okay with it. Yeah, yeah, 261 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,719 Speaker 1: so you guys went to a strip club. And what happened? 262 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,640 Speaker 1: I'm sure nothing happened, So okay, what else happened? What else? 263 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,200 Speaker 1: You know? We were just up in there at the 264 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,639 Speaker 1: strip club, you know, and we you know, we was 265 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,240 Speaker 1: just in the strip club drinking and stuff. It was crazy. 266 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,400 Speaker 1: Well yeah, I'm sure it was crazy because and did 267 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 1: you drink, because you know how you are when you drink. 268 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: Surely I don't know what wife you're portraying. Some bloves 269 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: go to strip clubs with their husband's Okay, I didn't 270 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:57,359 Speaker 1: say I didn't say me, and Nesto doesn't go either, 271 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,800 Speaker 1: but I didn't say me. Hold on, hold on, yes, 272 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:08,919 Speaker 1: you played a wife because well no, I'm not mad Sherley. 273 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:15,119 Speaker 1: It's just you're not being You're not what what not? 274 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:19,919 Speaker 1: Not very many? That's rare. You've been watching Instagram and 275 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:26,879 Speaker 1: wrap video. Go ahead, I'm out of touch. Hey baby, Hey, 276 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you about something. What's up? 277 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: You remember couple of weeks ago when we was when 278 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,520 Speaker 1: we moved in and Fellas came by to celebrate with 279 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:40,240 Speaker 1: me and took me out. Well, well, you know, we 280 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,280 Speaker 1: went out to have some drinks and we ended up 281 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:46,879 Speaker 1: at a strip club. Okay, okay, so y'all went to 282 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,880 Speaker 1: a strip club. So why are you bringing it up though? Well, 283 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:55,840 Speaker 1: see I'm listening. Okay, hold hold on, hold on, I'm 284 00:18:55,840 --> 00:19:04,639 Speaker 1: gonna have another hoob hus. You fired yourself. Well it's nothing, 285 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,040 Speaker 1: that's it's nothing to go off about. Yeah, you haven't 286 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,879 Speaker 1: said anything. You gotta keep going, okay, okay, And so 287 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,000 Speaker 1: so we went to your strip club. Okay, I'm just 288 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,199 Speaker 1: letting you know it. You know, it was it was, 289 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,960 Speaker 1: it was. It was wild up. Oh it was wild 290 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,320 Speaker 1: in the strip club. Okay, So how how wild did 291 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:31,399 Speaker 1: it get? Were you involved in the wildness? Well, you know, 292 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: the fellas got got the v I P Room. Oh, 293 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,840 Speaker 1: I got a v I'm at the strip club. Yeah, 294 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,000 Speaker 1: what they did? I was just I was in that widdow. Yeah. 295 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,200 Speaker 1: So what happens in the v I P Room? How 296 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,480 Speaker 1: important were you? You know what I mean, it's it's 297 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 1: the v I P is very important people. So I'm 298 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,280 Speaker 1: asking about you in particular though, how important? Well they 299 00:19:55,320 --> 00:20:00,560 Speaker 1: pay you individual attention, and so how much attention did 300 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 1: you get? Mr? V I P H. I had my 301 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:08,959 Speaker 1: own strip, You had your own stripper and whatever what 302 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,679 Speaker 1: it is? Now, I'm just trying to tell it to you. 303 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:18,240 Speaker 1: Now you want him to say no, I said, don't 304 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,639 Speaker 1: tell him everything. And you heard me say that. Go on, 305 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:27,040 Speaker 1: go on, When are y'all gonna let the conversation go at? 306 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,280 Speaker 1: I went to a strip club? Okay, thank you, Carlin, 307 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,280 Speaker 1: thank you very much. Now let me show you all 308 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,080 Speaker 1: how they really go. Okay, baby, yeah, I won't talk 309 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 1: to you for a minute. Okay, go ahead, right. You 310 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,360 Speaker 1: know a couple of weeks ago when the fellas took 311 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:47,280 Speaker 1: me out, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we ended up 312 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:56,920 Speaker 1: going to a strip club. That's irrelevant. Magic city strippers 313 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,359 Speaker 1: like naked strippers. You up in the strip club? Yeah, 314 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,240 Speaker 1: magic ship. What you're doing going up in strip club? 315 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,159 Speaker 1: Well we went out there to celebrating, not to my weed. 316 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,159 Speaker 1: Why was you in there? Man? Damn baby? All the 317 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,720 Speaker 1: fellas went. You know, I was with him, all the 318 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 1: fellow Jump out the bridge. You got jump out the 319 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:22,280 Speaker 1: bridge too. Here's wife slash mama. Come on, yeah, come on, yeah, 320 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,720 Speaker 1: you know I was with him, So I just went 321 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,800 Speaker 1: on up in there. I'm just letting you know. Okay, 322 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: you was in the strip club doing what doing? You're 323 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,639 Speaker 1: doing nothing? You know, just in there. You know, I 324 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,679 Speaker 1: don't know. I wasn't. They got fried brock. You go 325 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,439 Speaker 1: all the way to strip club? Just get chicken wings? Really, 326 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:38,400 Speaker 1: you pass the chicken place to go in there where 327 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 1: they niked that to get chicken wing? I'm booble the 328 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,159 Speaker 1: food now, the chicken wings and the strip club, so 329 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,159 Speaker 1: damn good they are no baby, but baby, baby, baby, 330 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 1: you ought to go with me sometimes just to get 331 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: I got chicken wings and freezing. I got chicken wings. 332 00:21:54,920 --> 00:22:00,480 Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do. What I'm trying to tell you? 333 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,360 Speaker 1: We using the VP room m hmm. And the striput 334 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: that was my v ip escort. You had your own stripper. Yeah, 335 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,960 Speaker 1: I have my own Damn. Oh so damn the chickenwaint 336 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 1: not now you you told me when they get chicken 337 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:33,040 Speaker 1: away and stupid. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 338 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,960 Speaker 1: All right, for some reason, we cannot get off today's 339 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:41,480 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. We're already into part four. The subject is 340 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,679 Speaker 1: my sexy neighbor is stressing me out? A married man 341 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,040 Speaker 1: and his wife just purchased a new house. The married 342 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,640 Speaker 1: man's boys took him out to celebrate, where they take him, 343 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,320 Speaker 1: of course, to a strip club. The husband ends up 344 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,360 Speaker 1: in a private room with this one particular stripper doing 345 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: all kinds of freaky things to him. He sobers up. 346 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: Real lines is that he was he was upset with 347 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 1: himself for doing this, and he told his boys that 348 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 1: he would never get drunk again. So fast forward to 349 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: two weeks ago, this new community has a new neighbor. 350 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 1: Turns out it's the stripper from the strip club the 351 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: new neighbor. Here we go with part four of the 352 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,120 Speaker 1: husband's husband and wife's conversation. I said he should tell 353 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,240 Speaker 1: some things because he can't hold it and he's not 354 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,879 Speaker 1: gonna be able to um keep it where it is. 355 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,639 Speaker 1: And I say it, don't tell her? Right, So baby, 356 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,480 Speaker 1: I went up in there get chicken wing. Okay, all right, okay, 357 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 1: so you eating chicken wings, and chicken wings is so 358 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: good in the strip club in freezing didn't never asked 359 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,679 Speaker 1: me about no damn chicken wings. Now you're gonna go 360 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,640 Speaker 1: down there with the stripple, go ahead, finish a little 361 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,600 Speaker 1: story about how you going to neck club and get 362 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,440 Speaker 1: chicken wings. You know we're in the v I P room. 363 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: M hm. I'm just trying to tell you. Let me 364 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,560 Speaker 1: sit down because that knew I'm I'm standing, so I 365 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,240 Speaker 1: need to sit down and here this go ahead? Yeah, 366 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,280 Speaker 1: why is he telling you all that's too much? Shirley? 367 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,040 Speaker 1: How is that too much? When y'all ain't gonna leave 368 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,800 Speaker 1: it that I went to the strip club. Not too much? 369 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,920 Speaker 1: Too much? Can't tell her everything? You shouldn't show, y'all 370 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,280 Speaker 1: gonna ask until you get everything. You can't leave that. 371 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,480 Speaker 1: Shirley is basically saying that he needs to go in there, 372 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,640 Speaker 1: and said, your girl, that's the neighbor when I went 373 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:37,359 Speaker 1: to the strip club. That's what you're saying. Something, baby's crazy. 374 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,199 Speaker 1: Remember that night we went out, ye and me and 375 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,240 Speaker 1: the felt we went to a strip club. One of 376 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,160 Speaker 1: the strippers that's in the club. That's how has moved 377 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,280 Speaker 1: across the street. Well, why you didn't say you knew 378 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:54,920 Speaker 1: the lady when we went over there. I'm over in 379 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,760 Speaker 1: the house. We what we was over there together? You 380 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,200 Speaker 1: didn't say. Now you act like you don't know the 381 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,800 Speaker 1: damn lady, y'all winking and thinking and and and and 382 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,560 Speaker 1: writing it down. I don't know me. You don't know 383 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,640 Speaker 1: you said, that's the lad from the strip club. That's 384 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,800 Speaker 1: what you told me. Was one of the strippers at 385 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,239 Speaker 1: the strip? Does she know? You don't? I don't know 386 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,680 Speaker 1: you know? Huh Yeah, I'm just how come we didn't 387 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 1: say that over there? Why we got to get back? 388 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,200 Speaker 1: Why you don't want her to know? I'm your wife. 389 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,680 Speaker 1: I'm bad baby, I mean we went over that together. Yeah, 390 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,359 Speaker 1: you're my wife and when she told you she was 391 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,120 Speaker 1: when she was giving me on my phone number, Why 392 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 1: you didn't say, oh, I got it from the club. 393 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,800 Speaker 1: Why you didn't say that? Why I ain't got a 394 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,040 Speaker 1: number from the club. Oh you just know you didn't 395 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,080 Speaker 1: get a number? No, hell no, why would I get 396 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,119 Speaker 1: a stripple? You'll go to the striple club just to 397 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,639 Speaker 1: get chicken wing. And she bumping and grinding y'all, blinking 398 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,959 Speaker 1: and winking and everything. And now she go over there 399 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,640 Speaker 1: and introduced herself to me. That made me look stupid. 400 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:52,280 Speaker 1: Now I'm looking stupid. Step my husband. But damn, baby, 401 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,760 Speaker 1: I I high no was huh when you walked over 402 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,680 Speaker 1: that pump to y'ad you knew that you know the woman. 403 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,440 Speaker 1: You could have said something there, but you don't open 404 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,000 Speaker 1: your mouth. I walk all the way back all that. 405 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:06,120 Speaker 1: What's stripper name? Because but that's the stripper's name, Gladay. 406 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:13,159 Speaker 1: Don't name how much money you spend? If you how 407 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: you can hit me? How much money? Wasn't that much? 408 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,399 Speaker 1: Do you know? You know your neighbor? You know the 409 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,920 Speaker 1: Fellers paid for everything because they were celebrating. I don't 410 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,600 Speaker 1: know picking hum out there. I don't know what it comes, baby, 411 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,040 Speaker 1: you know v I p room. You know strippers, I 412 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:35,720 Speaker 1: don't know you have nobly by five six hunters, Lord Jesus, Father, 413 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:41,720 Speaker 1: God Jesus. Can we just bucked this house we got 414 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 1: by the Lord, God Jesus. Give me a strip Father, 415 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:50,280 Speaker 1: things in your name about Jesus, It wasn't your six hunter. 416 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,600 Speaker 1: You know how that hurts my spirit? Steve, you know 417 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,159 Speaker 1: how to how you're standing over there with a strip 418 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,600 Speaker 1: of top to the stripper, you know, and you don't 419 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,320 Speaker 1: get a strip of five hundred dollars to help my 420 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 1: move in in know what she's gonna do with your money. 421 00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 1: I didn't ask gonna move that rand new Damn God, 422 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,680 Speaker 1: that's your man, that's our money. No, maybe you can't 423 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,080 Speaker 1: buyd car, No file hundred dollar. You can go to 424 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,960 Speaker 1: warter and go to water and go to water toward 425 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:30,120 Speaker 1: toward it. Can I say something? You know what I've 426 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: learned this whole situation where y'all just kept going and 427 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,639 Speaker 1: kept going Shirley. It didn't even have to get that 428 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,000 Speaker 1: d No you had to say, I'm gonna tell you nothing. 429 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,080 Speaker 1: Just as a woman, this girl that's the neighbor. I 430 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,240 Speaker 1: saw her at the strip club. So I'm just letting 431 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 1: you know you might not want to be chit chatting 432 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: it up with your girl and he there because they're guilty, 433 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:56,200 Speaker 1: and they started acting stupid. Cut this woman yard every Wednesday. 434 00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:06,440 Speaker 1: See that's guilt on for show. Bring it up. It's 435 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,640 Speaker 1: just a lie. Ain't nobody got to know? Don't say nothing. Well, 436 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 1: if he can't play at all, that we can't. What's 437 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,680 Speaker 1: the best way? Seat? The best way? He just said, 438 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:23,720 Speaker 1: he's not listening. I understand how women are bad because 439 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 1: over there your kids cannot go over there because the 440 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,159 Speaker 1: first thing that kid, I know your daddy when you 441 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: tell your kids he come home with that? And what 442 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 1: if the stripper says something, then you really saying none 443 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 1: of you going with every winds to a neighborhood. The 444 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,360 Speaker 1: family people that didn't want to tell the women she 445 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,200 Speaker 1: is stripping, she's a dance instructor. Well, it depends on 446 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,400 Speaker 1: how the husband is at. I don't think she's gonna 447 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 1: say anything. I just feel like it's the husband's job 448 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,360 Speaker 1: to give his wife a heads up about not being 449 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,480 Speaker 1: buddy chums with the old girl he had lap dances. Aw, 450 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,280 Speaker 1: what's if she is crazy enough to say something you 451 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,160 Speaker 1: have already told your wife, So you want, let's go. 452 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: Part five, This was the longest strawberry letter ever. You're 453 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:17,720 Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Uh. This is the strawberry letter 454 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,960 Speaker 1: that keeps on giving. Man, it really is. Subject. My 455 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:27,320 Speaker 1: sexy neighbor is stressing me out right there because you 456 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:32,600 Speaker 1: don't know how to handle the truth. You're going to 457 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 1: get busted. He can't handle it, that's all. That's it, 458 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:41,480 Speaker 1: all right, So the a married man, I feel like, yeah, 459 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,920 Speaker 1: this is what this trapped in the closet. Part five, 460 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 1: marry man wrote us, Uh, he and his wife just 461 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 1: purchased a new house in a new community. He and 462 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,960 Speaker 1: his boys were His boys were happy for him, so 463 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,640 Speaker 1: they all went out to a strip club. He got drunk, 464 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: very drunk, ended up buying a private room in the 465 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,320 Speaker 1: true club with this one particular stripper who did all 466 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,120 Speaker 1: kinds of freaky things to him. He sobered up and 467 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 1: realized that he was mad at himself, and he told 468 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,880 Speaker 1: his boys he would never get that drunk again. Fast 469 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,880 Speaker 1: forward two weeks ago. I told you it's a new community. 470 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,440 Speaker 1: So a new neighbor moved in right next door to them, 471 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,400 Speaker 1: and it turns out it's the stripper who was at 472 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:25,760 Speaker 1: the club doing all kinds of freaky things to him. Okay, anyway, 473 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 1: so he and his wife went over to introduce themselves 474 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,120 Speaker 1: to the new stripper, I mean to the new neighbor 475 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:38,239 Speaker 1: who told his wife she was a dance instructor. And 476 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,640 Speaker 1: he was all nervous and he just doesn't know what 477 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 1: to do. I said, before anything goes any further out 478 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 1: of hand, tell his wife something. Steve says, absolutely, no. 479 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,400 Speaker 1: Part five. Here we go. Now he had to part 480 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,040 Speaker 1: with a lady is upset talking to her husband. Now, 481 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:58,040 Speaker 1: I'm you over there talking to a stripper that you 482 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: know that you knew, you knew, went over there. I'm 483 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: standing on the exchange. Yeah, baby, I don't know her. 484 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 1: You don't know at all, not at all. That she 485 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 1: didn't told you she met me at the strip club. 486 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,040 Speaker 1: I don't remember her at all. We was at the 487 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:24,640 Speaker 1: strip club, but I don't know her. Just friends, just friends. No, no, no, 488 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,280 Speaker 1: we ain't friends. I don't know her. You didn't recognize 489 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,400 Speaker 1: it when you went over there. It's dog in there, 490 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:40,400 Speaker 1: it's dog and the strip. But you remember the five 491 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 1: hundred dollars? Remember that? Huh? I remember the five hundred 492 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: dollar cause you asked me about how much of day 493 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,240 Speaker 1: spending were now money. The fellas treated me because they 494 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:51,400 Speaker 1: was celebrating me getting the house over here, not a 495 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,480 Speaker 1: dollar mine. I still got all mind in the wallet. 496 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,080 Speaker 1: I left here with two fit to go. Go look 497 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,720 Speaker 1: at it. I'm gonna say this, and I'm only say 498 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,360 Speaker 1: this one time. But back that. Catch you even looking 499 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 1: over there? Oh I probably won't. I bet that catch 500 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 1: you looking problem? Why would I look over there when 501 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,720 Speaker 1: I got anything? I won't just telling you that we're cool. 502 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,560 Speaker 1: If I catch you looking over there, I'm not gonna 503 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 1: look over that. I don't know this one. You might 504 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,760 Speaker 1: get hit by cocause you ain't gonnaven look that way. 505 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,360 Speaker 1: I see Claud's coming. Just be hit by the calm 506 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,640 Speaker 1: you pull out. You just look the other way and 507 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,240 Speaker 1: keep driving. Let me catch you looking over that, let 508 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:30,560 Speaker 1: me see it. Look at me when I'm done to 509 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:36,800 Speaker 1: you stage? Why would I glass did glance? Baby? I 510 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,120 Speaker 1: told you I don't even remember the woman she told about. 511 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,280 Speaker 1: She remembered me. I don't remember her. I just I 512 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,240 Speaker 1: said what I had said, You said what you had said. 513 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,160 Speaker 1: I'm leaving at that. I'm done when you do it. 514 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,560 Speaker 1: So you're not gonna be looking over there no more. Right, 515 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,920 Speaker 1: we got that. I ain't looked over there yet. All right, 516 00:32:54,080 --> 00:33:01,840 Speaker 1: slip up and look what happened. Y'all need to move 517 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:08,200 Speaker 1: out around the corner here. You know they can't move alright. 518 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if we're coming back with the part six, 519 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,680 Speaker 1: but anyway, this is the longest Strawberry letter ever and 520 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,360 Speaker 1: it was a good one too. Today my sexy neighbor 521 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 1: is stressing me out. We will be back with more 522 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,800 Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're 523 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:29,640 Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Show. All right, here we go. We 524 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,720 Speaker 1: are back. We cannot seem to get off this letter. 525 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,920 Speaker 1: We thought it was over, but here we are again. Podcast. 526 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:43,520 Speaker 1: We are very decisively divided this show off the air, y'all. 527 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 1: The debate is raging every woman. Monica Shelly Cola insists 528 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,600 Speaker 1: that it is best that this man tell her the 529 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,280 Speaker 1: truth so she don't get blindside it. All of us 530 00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,320 Speaker 1: are convinced that to bring bad news into your house 531 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: is the dumbest mistake you can make. Well, when she 532 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,200 Speaker 1: found out, well, when she found out, we'll deal with it. 533 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,160 Speaker 1: And you all just don't want to deal with the 534 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,640 Speaker 1: questions and all of that that you think is going 535 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,799 Speaker 1: to happen. And I say that he has to tell 536 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,920 Speaker 1: her because the wife exchanged phone numbers with her, That's why. 537 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:24,440 Speaker 1: Ain't nobody tell her to do that? But it's done, 538 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,839 Speaker 1: and they're gonna have and they're gonna have a housewarming 539 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,759 Speaker 1: party that she's going to invite the stripper neighbor too. 540 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 1: So what dealing with you don't call that? The stripper 541 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,439 Speaker 1: already smirked at him when they were leaving. Why didn't 542 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:46,839 Speaker 1: see that she's gonna, Yeah, she's gonna see something. Why 543 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:51,200 Speaker 1: are we missing the blessing that she got a big, 544 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:56,200 Speaker 1: beautiful moved next do? Why are we avoiding this? Why 545 00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:00,640 Speaker 1: are we not embracing it? Why don't the fifth that device? 546 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,360 Speaker 1: I back, y'alls build build a gate right there? You 547 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:09,319 Speaker 1: walk back and forth? Why are we missing out on this? 548 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:13,040 Speaker 1: J y'all? Y'all amazed me. When a blessing comes, you 549 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,600 Speaker 1: don't see you turn all the way, you run, go 550 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,440 Speaker 1: towards it. When they switched them numbers, go over there 551 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,759 Speaker 1: at midnight, listen, she can't find out nothing by me 552 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,479 Speaker 1: and your district clue night cool, all right, I'm not listening. 553 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back here on Wednesdays. Tighten up everything 554 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,279 Speaker 1: around here, everything you need him? All right, I'm gonna 555 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,680 Speaker 1: put the little gate over here on this fence. We 556 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,400 Speaker 1: got go in and out this game. That's how we're 557 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,640 Speaker 1: gonna work this day. But I don't want nothing else 558 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,160 Speaker 1: going on. You can't be running the street with her. 559 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:48,720 Speaker 1: You're a dead man. Yeah, you must think your wife 560 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:53,640 Speaker 1: is just a problem, he said, twelve o'clock at night. 561 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:59,400 Speaker 1: And when your wife asked you what the gate is for? What? 562 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,759 Speaker 1: She's nothing to see that gate? Do'sn't hadaway gate? That gate. 563 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put up there lasers? What is it invisible? 564 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,520 Speaker 1: There ain't no handling that. It's just it's not like 565 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,919 Speaker 1: so so you cutting it was y'all. Yeah, she's gonna 566 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,080 Speaker 1: really now, Yeah I can. I'm gonna cut more than 567 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,719 Speaker 1: one name, but I guess I need to do that. 568 00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,960 Speaker 1: You're gonna end up putting that whole block for free. 569 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:42,120 Speaker 1: D you're awfully quiet right now, nothing, he says, right now. 570 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:47,960 Speaker 1: We just agree to disagree. Yeah, we agree to disagree show. Yeah, Yeah, 571 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,960 Speaker 1: we all have different opinions, which which is what the 572 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:56,160 Speaker 1: audience had. Yeah, absolutely on social media. You know, all 573 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,160 Speaker 1: the guys are gonna say don't tell. All the women 574 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: are gonna say tell. That's pretty much. Yeah, don't say nothing, 575 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,799 Speaker 1: don't open your mouth, cut your tongue at That's what 576 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:11,239 Speaker 1: I do. Damn saying all right, we will be back, No, 577 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,000 Speaker 1: not with part seven. I think we're I think we're done. 578 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:18,040 Speaker 1: Now we're coming back with Steve's closing remarks at forty 579 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:21,400 Speaker 1: nine after the hour. You're listening to The Steve Harvey 580 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,080 Speaker 1: Morning Show.