WEBVTT - A Star Wasn't Born w/ Justin Halpern 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:03.280 Scaled, Come. 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:16.760 Robb froll Scam, come rob that's froll. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:22.880 God is what's popping? Congregation, it's your girl. Lacey Moseley 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:25.799 aka Scam, got his back with another installment about the 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:29.800 podcast about robbery, fraud and those who practice it. Sometimes 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:32.200 we love them, sometimes we hate them, but we will 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:35.240 always laugh at them because this is a comedy show, 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:41.760 but never the victims. Hey, Congregation, what am I excited? Yes, thrilled. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:45.040 Thank you for the call and response. I am thrilled 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:47.960 to have our guests today. He is a new member 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:50.559 of the church. This is his first time at service, 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:53.760 so please give him a warm welcome, even though he's 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.120 probably already been welcomed into your homes and your lives 0:00:56.160 --> 0:01:00.200 for a long time. He is the hilarious Emmy winning 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:04.200 co showrunner of Abbed Elementary. He co developed the acclaimed 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:07.920 animated series Holly Quinn. He gained initial fame from creating 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:11.600 the Twitter feed and best selling book Shit My Dad 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:16.440 Says a Man, and is releasing a novel called Get Lost, 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.360 a fast paced and hilarious thriller about a young woman 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.120 who reluctantly teams up with her dad be dad to 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:26.280 find her missing mom When does he sleep and he 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:29.679 is a dad, y'all, No dads could be scams, but 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:34.800 obviously Justin Halper is not. And congregation, please get up 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.440 out of your seat, stand up in your cars at 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:41.119 the red light, and welcome Justin Halper to the show. 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:44.520 Hello, Justin, Hello, thank you for having me. What an intro? 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:46.120 Wow, thank you for being here. 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:48.520 I'm very excited to talk scams. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:53.280 I'm really like trying to do intros as a metaphor 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:54.120 in my own life. 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.680 For my own funeral. I hope someone does my intro 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:57.840 to my funeral like this. 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:01.640 Wow, that would be yeah, that would really be like 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.280 an amped way to start a funeral. 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.560 I feel like usually people go low, but I think 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:06.960 I think pumping up a funeral. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:09.880 We even want my casket to be there when people arrive. 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:13.400 I wanted to be announced who's dead, and then they 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.160 roll out the casket with music. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:21.799 Like the beginning of like a Lakers game, right, yes, wow. 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:25.320 At five foot nine about to be six foot under 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:31.800 Lacey Moses. You know, yeah, that's pretty great, like a 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:33.760 little real of my greatest hits. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.480 Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe the lights go dark first and 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:40.520 then yeah, get to build up music, right yeah, yeah, 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.840 now I want to go to a funeral. Yeah, you're 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.120 outlive me by about thirty years, but I still want 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:46.440 to try. 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:47.360 Oh who knows? 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:48.520 Who knows? 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.080 And justin you might need to be responsible for writing 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:55.040 my intro. Very good at writing that, just for sure. 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:57.840 All the Emmys and Accolades and shows that I watch 0:02:58.440 --> 0:02:58.920 and love. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.880 So yeah, I found the one thing I can do 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:02.880 that was a whole scam. 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.040 Here was to get you here so you could write my. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:08.320 No. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.919 But I want to know about your relationship with scams. 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:15.400 And lately on this show, I've been asking my guests 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:20.120 their opinions, their expert opinions on three random topics, and 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.200 I want to know for each topic, is it a 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.760 scam to you? Is it a scheme to you? Or 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:26.960 is it a real thing? So is it a scam, 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.520 a scheme, or a real thing? The first one is 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:34.280 tax accountants, scam, scame or real thing? And I will 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:39.440 define that a scam is like inarguably a grift, a scheme, 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:43.440 just a little scammy, but legitimate. And then a real thing, 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:44.600 obviously is a real thing. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.520 I would say if you make over five million dollars 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.000 a year, it's a scam. 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:55.280 And not the rich person getting scammed. It's it's all 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:58.840 of us, everyone else getting scammed. I know, where are 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:01.000 you going under that? Say a real thing? 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:06.200 Oh, it is a scam when you get richer, because 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:09.280 then it's harder to tax you. Yes, and the IRS 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:13.640 is criminally underfunded. And like when you get so rich 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.560 that you could just send U haul trucks to the 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.800 IRS and be like try to find the needle in 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:18.400 the haystack. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:22.800 Yep, you send a thousand pages of documents all reporting losses. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:24.520 That is a total scam. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.040 I am so poor. Don't look at me on my yat. 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:27.640 I'm poor. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.919 Yeah, this is my poverty. Yeah, I'm so poor. I 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:30.880 have to live on water. 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.679 Yeah, I'm always floating back and forth. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.599 I have to be in Greece. There's nowhere else I 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.359 can go, Yeah, because of my poverty. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.240 Also, if you have to send your money to another 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.760 country on a one stop then that means the you're 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:45.360 a scam. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.400 Honestly a dream of mine for. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:48.600 Your money to live somewhere else. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.680 Oh, yes, I'm trying to get to Switzerland. I'm definitely 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:55.440 trying to get to the Caymans. Like I remember visiting 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:58.200 the Cayman Islands and I think that they're probably the 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:04.280 least friendly tourists spot in the Islands in that area, 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.560 and I was always wondering why, and then I was like, oh, 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:11.599 because they don't need tourism net bag. Yeah, they have 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.880 everyone hiding their money there. They were like, listen, little 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:16.640 white girl, we not going rade o' here and put 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:17.560 polka shells in it. 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:18.520 We don't give a fuck. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:20.520 That's right, And I love that for them. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:23.640 Yeah, they have no kids clubs there, there's no Yeah, 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:28.360 they don't give a shit, can't fuck Okay, yeah, it's right. 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.279 I'm not sure kid's justin. 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:32.120 No mind too, let's just. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:40.960 Oh my goodness, Okay, my next question for you. Scam schemer, 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:43.080 real thing justin credit. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.320 Oh, that's a scam. 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:48.080 That's a total scam because it just prays on people 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:51.080 who can't afford to pay off their bill every month, 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:54.200 and then they use all that money that they get, 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:56.920 all this late fees and stuff, to you know, subsidize 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:57.960 all the other bullshit they do. 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.360 That's the scheme, right, And it was invented in the eighties. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.120 Anything invented in the eighties is the scams. 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:06.800 Anything invented in the eighties, you know, somebody was on 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:08.120 cocaine when they made it. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.680 Yes, and what about this numbers? 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.919 We make numbers, Yeah, and those numbers aside who we 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:17.320 get the houses to? Hey, everybody sounds great, that's right. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.279 In the eighties you did cocaine, you either created die 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:21.440 hard or a scam. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:22.360 That's it. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.200 I would rather create die Hard. But maybe I would 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:27.159 love also to make a scam. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:28.039 That's just true. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.000 It might be the best time for scams. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.040 I mean madeoff was doing well in the eighties, you know, Yeah, 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:34.679 and he made off with everybody's money. 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:35.160 That's right. 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:38.440 So maybe I happen to agree with you on that 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:43.040 for sure. The last question scam scheme real thing love? 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:47.840 Oh, real thing? Oh yeah, that's right. That's right. It's 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.720 a real thing. Doesn't mean we all get it, but 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:51.680 it's a real thing. 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:53.599 Damn. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.520 Maybe you can't have none, but just justin over here 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:58.880 saying like it's real. 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:00.720 Y'all don't know about it, but I do. 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:01.320 That's right. 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.800 Oh that's beautiful. Why do you think so? 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:09.559 I've been happily married and in real love for well, 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:12.800 I should know this. If I'm happily married sixteen years wow, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.520 and I one hundred percent feel it's a real thing. 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:22.280 Sixteen years, that's right, that is a long time. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.680 It is a long time. It does feel like a 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:25.120 long time. 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:26.920 We were at a wedding and they do that thing 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:28.800 where it's like, if you've been on the we've been 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.440 married more than five years, get off the dance floor, 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:32.720 you know, to see you, and they keep going up 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.480 and up every year, and I was like, damn, we're 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:35.440 one of the last ones here. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:40.160 I actually love that. And perhaps if I ever trick 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:43.560 someone into getting the government involved in a relationship with me, 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.560 I will do that because I invertally actually did that 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:52.760 for my friend Taylor Mishaks. I was making cards for like, 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.200 I did this whole wedding decoration and her trailer and stuff, 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.480 because while we were shooting Going Dutch the first season, 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:01.240 she had to fly home, get married, and fly back, 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:03.600 and so her husband came with her on the way back. 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:06.760 But we obviously you know, when you book a flight, 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:08.840 you'll book a job, and sometimes I guess when you 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.680 book a wedding you'll book a shot, right, And she 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:13.520 was like, this venue is way too expensive, y'all go 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:15.440 have to get move some stuff around so I could 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:16.200 at least get home. 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:18.320 So they gave her like an extended weekend. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:20.520 So I decorated her trailer and got a bunch of 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.960 like bridle stuff and gifts and things. But then when 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:28.400 I asked people to sign cards, I had three different cards. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:32.920 There was one for the cast, there was one for 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.200 the crew, and then there was one for anybody who 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:40.239 had been married over ten years? 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.400 And how many was that? Was that like a large 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.240 section or was it you're surprised to find. 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:44.680 Aunt a ton? 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:48.760 It was, but it was It was funny because I 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:50.840 had to do what your friends did at their wedding, 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.199 where it's like, if you've been married. 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:53.480 For five years, get off the dance book. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.319 I'd literally hold the card up to people and be like, hey, 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:57.400 how long have you been married? 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.480 Okay, sign this one, not that one. 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.120 But then for like people who had long lasting marriages, 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:04.160 like sign this one with. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:08.400 So were writing a little message to message. So what 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:09.800 group wrote the best messages? 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.760 Oh? It was absolutely that people who had been over 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.200 married over ten years. Joe Morton wrote the best mess 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:20.800 Like he's just a poet and a genius and a savant. 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.120 He doesn't really watch TV. He just lives life. 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:27.800 That's shocking. I can't do that I can't either. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:31.440 I love TV me. He's like doing Falconry and I'm like, 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:33.559 you sure you don't want this VPN because even though 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:35.679 we in Ireland, we can tell everybody we in New Jersey, 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:39.880 so you can download these shows. Yeah, my bad, I 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:41.960 did watch a lot of abbit from New Jersey. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:46.160 Yeah yeah, right, listen any way we can get it. 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.200 Okay. Still I think it's still counted as a string. 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:51.319 Yeah, yeah, it count I think I still see something 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:51.760 from it. 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:54.679 Oh my goodness, well, thank you. I love I love 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:55.599 those opinions. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:56.920 Have you ever been. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:10:00.560 Scam justin I'm sure many many times. I've been part 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:05.520 of scams. Oh yes, yes, I well you jump. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:06.719 From victim to participate room. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:10.719 But I know, I know I was sometimes one. 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:12.800 I used to work in an internet company, this company 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:14.800 called break dot com, which doesn't exist anymore, like a 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:18.839 video sharing company maybe you remember now, and yeah, that's 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:19.360 probably better. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.160 But you're sorted by calling it an internet company, which 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:23.000 already told me it. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:23.360 Was a scam. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:27.320 Yeah, right, right right, and break dot com yeah, And 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.199 they would be like Coca Cola would like want to 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:32.400 place their ad on the video page, and they would promise, 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:34.920 they'd say Okay, you're going to get one hundred thousand views, 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.600 and you pay us money for those hundred thousand views, guarantee. 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.720 But what we would do on our side is we 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:42.800 would go to we had to deal with this super 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:48.160 nasty porn site. And on their site, super nasty porn. 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:49.400 That's right. 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.640 Porn itself already sounds, but I felt. 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:52.520 Necessary, that's right. 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:55.840 I felt necessary to clarify that's what this porn site was. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.200 It wasn't just one of your mom and popcorn sites, 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:01.640 one of your nice, down the middle porn sites. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:02.720 This was nasty. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:07.120 Those are your suburban port no, that's right. So y'all 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.000 had to deal with them. 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.640 Yeah, and so what we do is on their page, 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:14.079 on their site, it would be like a gang bang 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:17.160 of four chicks and two like whatever, and it'd have 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:20.160 a thumbnail of that. But then when their users would click, 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:23.360 it'd be like Coca Cola, the brand, blah blah blah 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.400 and so, and then it would we get all these views. Right, 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.720 we'd get like a because nobody's going to actually click 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.760 on a Coca Cola ad, but they will if they. 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:31.680 Think it's a gang bang. 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:36.320 And so my job was to put that video up 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.319 and then send it to the porn company. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.600 I didn't put up the Gang Bang video. I was 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:43.679 on the A side. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:47.160 Of that, And well, justin you were the original bots. 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:50.400 That's right, Yes, that's kind of botting. 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:51.280 I can appreciate. 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:54.120 Now it's just random and they're just under everything and 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:55.360 they're saying random stuff. 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:57.160 I would appreciate being tricked out of. 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:03.280 You know what, what if my super nasty porn affliction. 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.319 Ended because of a Coca cola? 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.040 You think we brought people to the light. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:12.760 Because this is how I stopped doing super nasty porn watching. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.160 I'm gonna say they weren't holding that when they clicked 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:21.360 the ad. They were holding something else, but it was yeah. 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:23.800 So then, actually, the way we got caught and by 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:25.280 the way, it wasn't my idea. 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:26.840 I was just pushing the buttons. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:30.840 But the way we got caught is the the company 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.840 was like, hey, how come people are only watching our 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:37.160 ad for point zero zero four seconds? Damn every time 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.800 they clicked because people would click it, see it wasn't 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:40.600 what they thought. 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.079 It was then clicking and then they went back. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:42.600 They weren't. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:45.400 They weren't Cokela No, no, they. 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.040 Or they were but not in that not in that 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:49.480 way or in that moment. 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:53.120 Yeah, oh wow, I mean but but I think that 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:55.360 they couldn't get upset about that because this to me 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:59.720 like it is scamming the nasty porn watchers. But for 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:03.679 the company who paid for the advertisement, they got the views. 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:04.800 That's true. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.520 I don't finish your session and then all of a sudden, 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.400 your jones are for a nice cold coke. 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:12.640 Maybe people are nobody is in a better spot to 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:16.440 take in advertising than maybe the person who clicked on 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:19.160 that ad. Like they're susceptible to anything in that moment, 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:20.000 they're really open. 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.480 They are really open and in more ways than what. 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:27.160 Yeah, the jerkoff demographic is really underutilized. 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:32.400 Honestly, If someone advertised me while I had my koodio out, yeah, 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:36.000 that's that's like memorable. That's a memorable experience. I'll never 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.360 forget it because I'm very vulnerable in that moment. I'm 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:42.120 gonna remember everything. Yeah, you've got your lotion and your 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.040 tissue and you and and and what maybe you're in 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:46.280 the bathroom hat in for. 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:48.480 Adrenaline. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.880 Is you're gonna mem Yeah, you're gonna know and then 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.600 afterwards you're gonna want maybe a Coca Cola. Yeah, so 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:57.720 maybe you're right, you know, maybe it wasn't a scam. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.680 Maybe this's also this is sol legit. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.199 I mean, I think break dot com was giving everybody 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:04.600 a break. 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:06.640 They were you know, so they went out of business, 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.520 but yeah, I think we should bring them back. 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.080 It is a business model there for sure. 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:14.959 It is scarf. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:22.880 Cod Oh my gosh, tangent. But we'll get into the story. 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:25.280 But that also makes me think of like how you know, 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:30.480 certain websites, like porn websites have like communities and comments sections. Yeah, 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:34.480 and I'm like, who is bonding over this? Who finishes 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.200 whatever they're doing to themselves? And it's like I need 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:38.080 to leave a comment. 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:42.680 Yeah, I have thoughts, yeah exactly that I couldn't keep 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:46.080 to myself that I needed other people to know. Also, 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:50.160 when you finish doing that, the ability to do anything 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:51.520 usually is pretty tough. 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.400 So that that which makes me think these are like 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:58.200 super type a people, yeah, who like maybe schedule their 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.840 diddling in their day and there's like time to diddle, 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:04.360 all right, seven minutes out the window time for me 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:05.400 to leave a response. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.360 Yeah, I really enjoyed this video. 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.480 I thought we got great to the point I think 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:13.800 it's people on both ends of the productivity spectrum. It's 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:15.920 the people who probably don't get anything done in an 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:17.320 entire day and the people. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:18.880 Who are like the CEOs of companies. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.680 You're absolutely right. I think it's exactly that. It's how 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:26.520 they always say that if you are miserable, you either 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.000 have not enough money or way too much. 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.480 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:33.600 If you're leaving a comment on a porn video, yeah, 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.080 you're too much time or not enough or not enough. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:40.000 Yeah. Sometimes I think about this one comment I saw 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.840 once on a porn video and it just said, hey, 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:43.600 great job. 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.680 Oh, and I thought, wow, they I like, I was like, 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.440 they must think that the person in the porn went 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:51.920 back and I guess read the comments. 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:52.400 They might. 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:53.680 Yeah, if people look. 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.600 At their views and people like, you know, want to 0:15:56.640 --> 0:16:00.320 make sure that they're spreading, you know, the disseminating Yeah, 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:05.080 the work, ye, the products. Oh my gosh, I sound 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:09.960 looks such a prude, but the work the pornographic cinema. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:15.760 Pornographic cinema. Yes, no, but but I think that's lovely. 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:17.760 You did say justin there that love is not a scam. 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.360 So that was sweet of them to say. Good job. 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.880 Guys you know, might have cheered up that person. They 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:24.200 were having a tough day, they went and looked at 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:25.800 the common section of the porn that they're in. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.600 Yeah, you know what, you guys get on Apple podcasts 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:30.840 and leave me a good job. It's five stars. 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:31.240 Okay. 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:36.120 Break dot Com isn't here anymore. Okay, but if it was, 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:38.760 I would advertise on it. I would love for it 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:42.520 to be like Nasty sex binge before it's scam God is, 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.640 and then maybe you would listen to the podcast afterwards. 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:50.360 But let's get into my favorite segment here, historic could wings. 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:52.080 This is where I were a gale justin with a 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:55.480 famous con caper scheme. Maybe it's a group of criminals, 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.520 a single actor, a couple. We don't know yet, and 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:03.400 we'll get his opinions all through out. So today keeping. 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:07.480 Up on our dad theme, because we've talked about all 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:08.520 the things that dad's love. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.320 Yeah, you got born else. 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:16.160 Coca Cola love, being tax accountants. 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:18.240 It really is a dad centric start. 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:21.720 Yes, making up credit in the eighties definitely someone's father. 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:28.160 So we're talking about a suburban dad and aspiring musician 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:32.879 Mike Smith who made ten million dollars by creating thousands 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:34.280 of fake listeners. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:38.680 Was he also a break a break dot com? Justin 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:43.159 was this you no? No plow were. 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:44.720 No? 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:46.440 But I wish I could pull off that hat. 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:49.680 I don't know, Justin is giving you might have had 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:53.000 a TND and he was has some biceps. 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:58.440 That is the best I've ever looked, By the way, 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:01.040 what every photo musician he can never look at the camera. 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:02.600 It's always like off into the distance. 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:06.160 Honestly, musicians are the only people who can get away 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:10.159 with fedoras. It's still ichy, Yeah, it's still iky, but 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:13.560 when a musician wears it, it's like, oh are you Santana, Like, 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:17.520 we'll let this happen. Other than that, stop wearing them, 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:20.480 especially if you're approaching people for threesomes. I told y'all, 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:23.320 it's always a really beautiful woman who approaches me and 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:26.080 a man in a fedora in the corner like yes, 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:29.000 and I'm like, no her, sure. 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.200 You know's got to send her over. 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:31.840 Yeah. 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:33.880 But also he could not wear the fedora. 0:18:34.600 --> 0:18:36.720 Yeah, but I feel like once you're into threesomes, you 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:39.560 have to have some kind of hat. You can't you 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:41.399 can't just have your regular hairstyt But I. 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:43.240 Feel like that's not the hat that convinces me you're 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:43.720 good at three. 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:47.160 No, I don't know why I'm defending this, this hypothetical guy. 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:51.600 I'm not, but I'm bald, and I like hats. 0:18:52.960 --> 0:18:56.160 I like hats too. But I also love that he's 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:59.159 posed in front of this graffiti wall holding his guitar, 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:02.800