WEBVTT - Episode 140: No Thank You Larry 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:22.439 You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat and 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:25.919 now joined by Bad Larring, Shayan Irving and Dylan the 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:27.840 Graphics Got I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.440 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:34.240 So you were I've dated several strippers yeah, okay, yeah, 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:37.279 but love them, Like what's your wrap? So when you 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:38.920 go to the titty bar, you do not buy a 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:43.440 dance at all. Drink yeah, no, sure, order food, drink 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:46.360 whatever you want to do. Do not pay for lap dances. 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:50.120 That's beneath you. You just talked to them about how 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:54.520 mad they are at their dad, how much better their 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.400 life could be with you. 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:58.040 What time their shifted chili starts the next day? 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:00.640 Yeah, and then you know how they're studying to be 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.520 a dental hygiens and all other shit. 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:02.880 You know. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:07.760 Yeah, But to me, a stripper is an actor. That's it. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:10.640 She's an actor. She's just like Hollywood. She's saint being 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:14.280 discovered it she's putting on a show. She has a 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:18.399 stage name, right, just like an actor name. She's faking 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.560 it for everybody else. And then you get to know 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:22.080 her and she's like, you know, all I want to 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:24.720 do is be loved, and you're like, yeah, because your 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:28.520 dad didn't. Wow, So I'm here for you. I think. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:32.720 The last time I went gosh has to be twenty 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:35.640 five years ago. And it was the Cheetah Three in 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:40.039 Atlanta and a woman said she could see my soul 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:43.160 through my blue eyes. I had have married her. And 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:46.840 she was from Kentucky. Yeah, yeah, wve is married, wive 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:49.440 is married. Yeah, I'm still married. That's a divorce. Yeah, 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:53.520 but she's yeah, she said I can see your soul 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:54.840 through your blue eyes. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:55.680 Oh man. 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:59.600 And I said, I would have worked on me. I said, 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:01.440 what's it look like? 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:02.440 Crack? 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:05.920 And she but she was from Kentucky. I love her. 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.120 And then I said, well, I'm from Ohio and she goes, 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:13.920 yeah you are. And then I went with Rob Dibble 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.760 and because Rob Dibble said we got to go to 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:19.440 a strip joint, I said I won't go, but I'm got, 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:22.200 you know, thirty minutes. That's it. No, I didn't want 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.640 to stay in there. Why not because I can't be 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:30.400 seen there. Yeah, okay, no, no, no, Man of the people, Dan, thirty. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:34.720 It was thirty minutes. And then he he was doing well, 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:38.000 he was socializing. I used to live at the Titty Bar, Daddy. Yeah, 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:39.920 I was. I was there three four days a week. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:42.799 I'm kind of out unless I'm like blackout drunk. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.000 No, it's a good spot to hang out if they 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.919 got good food. I'm talking about a strip club without 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.079 a pole, a gentleman's club. Okay, it's more of a bar, 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:56.359 a bar with titties. Okay, but isn't all. Aren't all 0:02:56.400 --> 0:03:00.840 bars bars with no they take the well, they still 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:05.080 have them, Yeah, but they take it bad, Larry. Last 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:09.239 time you went to a gentleman's club a long, long. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:13.519 Time ago, Dan. Okay, we've had this conversation before we left. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:17.520 We left Mohamma's Park with a friend of mine and 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.720 he had never been, so we took him the. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:24.560 Old he had never been. Okay, Uh, I'd like to say, 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:27.679 and once again, welcome to the podcast already in progress. 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:35.840 Bad Larry did wonderful at his daughter's wedding. It was great, Larry. 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:39.120 I thought so much of that venue I called the 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:45.520 next day and thanked the manager for the incredible performance 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:49.760 by his entire staff. No ship, yeah, Dan, it was. 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.600 That's all they do was weddings, and it was pretty impressible. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.080 We had a blast. They didn't miss a step. 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:59.360 Everything was perfect, dance floor pack the entire night. They 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:03.200 had un believable appetizer to start. They had like a 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:07.840 tequila bar, They had oysters, they had that big this 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.839 is it was well well done. All right, lair, where 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:14.080 the fucking go? Dude, larry A? 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:19.080 Yeah, someone did I miss you singing a song? 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:19.440 Yeah? 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.200 I did what Wait? 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:24.680 People told me? Yeah, I said Dan sing every once 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:26.160 in a while. I know he does that. I said 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:27.520 that he have a microphone. He said, yeah, he was 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:30.400 up on stage with the band. Yeah, I grab where 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:31.599 I was or how I missed that? 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:36.160 I grabbed the bass player's microphone and sany what did 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:39.320 you sing? I have no idea? Oh my god, yeah, 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:40.240 I have no idea. 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.000 I totally missed that. And I god, I wish. 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:48.599 I didn't three six Mafia or something project project Yes, 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:49.800 la r yes, Ray. 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.800 Did you do the classic Dan Patrick point when you sang? 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:55.840 Because you always always pointed out when you're singing. 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:58.279 No, I don't think I did that, but I think 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:00.680 once the song ended, I said, give it up for 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:04.640 this grant fucking great band and everybody. It was like 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:09.320 wedding crashers when you know, Will Ferrell's out there dancing. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:17.040 But it was Larry gave a great speech, really great speech. 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:20.720 It was. It was brief, it was it was not 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.919 emotional because he didn't cry, but it was it was 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:26.880 well done, Larry. You did a great job. He really did. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:27.520 Thank you, Dan. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:28.320 Yeah, that was. 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.320 That was written from twelve till two in the morning 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:34.880 the night before, and I was I gotta admit I 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:38.080 was definitely worried about it before I wrote it. You know, 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.200 what are you going to say? And in front of them, 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.960 you know, two hundred and fifty people, I was a 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:43.760 little worried about it. 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:46.280 No, you did great. You did great. And I met 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:51.640 your wife's sister, So now I understand the yeah, the 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:53.239 three Yeah. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.520 I did you had you had met her before, Dan, 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:56.800 at knowl I did. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:00.320 I did, but you know she I'd looked at her 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:03.080 differently now after knowing you guys are on the road 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.560 all the time, you know, sharing a hotel room. 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:09.480 And pharmaceuticals, yes, and ambient. Wait, Dan, how did the 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.680 how did the Larry's new chompers looking pert look great? 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:14.880 Oh, teeth look great. 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.400 Shout out to my boy Doc who didn't. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:22.400 Get invited to the wedding. And by the way, the 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:26.560 number of people every guy who was there from Jersey 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:32.840 listens to this podcast, Oh wow, every every guy understand 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:35.600 that the Dennis discourse we've had over the less. 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:39.800 Look, I'm I'm I'm more impressed with every one of 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:41.680 the Irish guys wanted to meet you. 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:48.760 These guys they were from Donegal, Donegal, and then I said, no, 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:53.159 it's pronounced Danegal. And then they were like, no, it's Donegal, 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:56.080 and I go, it's Danegal. And then they didn't get 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:57.960 my sense of you. My wife goes hunt. They don't 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.960 get your sense of humor. I said, they will buy 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.800 at the end of the night Hunt They didn't. Yeah, 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:07.240 but tried. They were great. You know you're never cheated. No, no, 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:11.160 they did not get cheated. And uh, this a good time, 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:15.280 good times. Uh. But Larry was proud of you, and 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:20.040 Larry was you know, pretty well behaved. No crying for Larry. Nope, 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:21.320 you might have teared up. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:26.640 And not much drinking. Uh yeah, the so the after 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.720 party was back at another barn spring like and as 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.560 I was like the first one to leave, Not that 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.800 I was drunk or I was tired, but the plastic 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:42.240 shoes I had on, yeahstic I should have been a 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:43.800 check and brought a second pair of shoes. 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.400 Yeah, like flip flops like you always wear. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:48.880 I feel like if you're if you have to do 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:52.480 any sort of speaking, you have to recalibrate your drinking schedule. 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.040 Compared to like a normal. 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:56.880 Wedding, Well, Larry was like a grown up. Larry acted 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:58.320 like a grown up and I haven't seen. 0:07:58.160 --> 0:07:59.160 That, that's first time. 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:01.960 Yes, yeah, he was mature, grown up. 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.600 He was attentive, stayed away from I stayed away from 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:07.040 the guys doing the frog on the floor on the 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.240 floor of the dance. But we do that at all 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.480 are the children's weddings. But at my own daughter's wedding, 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:13.720 I decided not to do that. 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:16.040 Smart. Did you see that, Dan, Yeah, I saw him 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:19.880 sliding across the floor. That's how somebody loses their front teeth, 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.480 you know, and their brand notes or right, my brother, 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:25.920 we piled on my brother at his wedding. We broke 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:28.880 his ribs, no ship. Yeah, he went on his honeymoon 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:32.800 with broken ribs like football pile. That marriage didn't last. Okay, 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:38.960 here we go. Larry uh put up a zero last week, a. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:40.920 Pretty pedestrian six and six damp. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:47.599 But now okay with the wedding, Oh my god, you 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:52.200 got it. Okay, never mind Larry's plus seven Dylan minus 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:55.360 twenty three and a half. You won one unit last week? Yeah, 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:56.760 you missed on the money line. 0:08:57.120 --> 0:09:00.360 That was I mean, so fuck last week I swore 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:05.880 off fading Indiana and the Iowa under and Michigan covered 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:09.640 against Indiana Iowa underhit. And then my big bet was 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.199 the Broncos money like that was just like I was, like, 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:14.800 the gods are that? 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.319 But look at who was the big winner last week. 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:22.520 Shaye and Irving plus nine units domination. You're up plus 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:28.480 eleven and a half and now leading this threesome easily. 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:35.040 The Diego Pavi Award goes to bad Larry went one 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:38.000 in four on the NFL lost his Jets bet against 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:39.800 the Cardinals after saying it was a. 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:44.200 Lot famous last words. Yeah, if you say it's a lock, 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.680 you should almost just automatically hammer the other side. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.480 By the way, who owes Sammy p an apology here 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.599 after bashing his picks. I would say that I do 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:58.079 because Sammy p went on a fourteen to three run. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:01.439 He's now back to plus three units. So maybe we 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:02.720 could have Sammy on again. 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.679 You could also argue that maybe you were the catalyst. 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.680 Motivation could be a great run. Yeah, because I thought 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:13.160 Sammy was just giving us shitty picks on purpose, and 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:18.439 then I realized that he wasn't, So say I love 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:22.400 Sammy Pick. He loves you, Danny. Yeah, what's his podcast? 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:24.719 Chicken dinner? Chicken dinner? Yeah? 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:27.160 Okay, you know, I just I realized, like three days 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.520 a guy is like, oh Winter Winter chicken dinner. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:29.880 Yeah. 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.000 I didn't put that together. 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:33.840 Well, that's the whole point is what's your chicken dinner? 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:34.160 I just thought. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:35.240 I was like, it's a random name. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.600 Aren't you supposed to have the highest IQ in the building. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:40.599 That's I just good at math. I'm not going to 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.000 mapth you're better at math than me. 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:45.880 Because I answered the question, you didn't even answer them. 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:48.240 I didn't know you would get deducted points for not answer. 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.000 Have you ever that any test ever? You're like, oh, 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.240 he didn't answer it. Point or zero. 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:57.520 I think one of the SATs or acts don't negate points. 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.960 Yeah yeah, Ray, So what it actually is is if 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.600 you get it wrong, you get more like points off 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:05.599 than if you skip it still get points on. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.480 Is that I think that's the SAT but fixed it. 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.480 Well I'm older than that, So all right, let me 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:14.680 look and see recap anything worth recapping. Yeah, I got 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:18.760 a recap, Danny, not a recap. I have a future prediction. 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:22.679 Oh oh okay. Texas high school football playoffs start this 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:26.400 week six A and five A. I have got from 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.360 news on the ground. I have a friend of mine 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.520 who is an actual ref in Texas high school football. 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:37.120 We've got some predictions. Waites, He is he fixing shit? No? Wow, 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:40.319 you said, would you be smirches character like that? 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:43.360 Danny, Texas high school football ref fixing games? 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:46.679 Dan six A. I want north Shore De Soto and 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:52.680 South Lake A little cop hell plus four fifty five 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:57.760 A South o'cliff. That's for you, Marvin all the Dallas 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:01.400 all black school, Yeah, super black that Dallas. Yeah yeah, 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:06.520 well it's that it's south of Dallas black. I mean yeah, 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:09.160 I mean like they're segregated. It's just the other way 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:13.400 like them Carter High like Carter Yeah, less felons, but 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:21.040 Carter High. Uh, that story is crazy lights. Yeah, it's true. 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:23.040 It's one hundred percent true. They kicked down the door 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:24.559 of a gas station with guns to the head of 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:26.080 the fucking anyway. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.079 They had D one scholarships, ones going to Tennessee, that 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:30.640 one was going to Georgia, everyone except Jesse Armstead. Jesse 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:32.960 Armstead was like, Nope, you're. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:34.640 Going to rob somebody. You might as well be a 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:38.120 D one athlete because you have to be physically powerful 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:39.880 and you have to be able to run. So I 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:43.280 don't blame the kids for branching out. That's all I'm saying. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:46.640 Wait, but they came from they came from two parent households. Yeah, 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:49.760 that is the I'm sorry, that is the that that 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.839 nothing pisses me off. I worked at an alternative high 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:56.160 school and we would yeah, we would have kids that 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:59.719 came in and like, oh man, my dad, you have 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:00.920 a dead I should. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:04.480 He loves you and he wants you to do well. 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:10.120 Fucking asshole. Right, he wants me to do right him? 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:11.400 Whoa whoa? 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:15.000 Okay, all right, so you're you're betting on high school football? Yeah, okay, 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:18.199 you got some futures for high school football? We're good. No, 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:18.920 we can put the notes. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:23.240 Yeah, but where are you finding lines on these dark dark? 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.160 Well? No, Dallas bookies all have lines on these. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.640 Yeah, this is a phone call. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:28.880 This is a big business down there. 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:32.400 Yeah, playing the Cowboys Stadium will be one of those 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:33.239 high school. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:35.439 I wonder what time they play, if they play in 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.599 the afternoon. What I mean, do we really have to 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:44.199 You don't have to. I just don't know why. I 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.679 don't know why he wouldn't put the curtains up. That's it, 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:51.040 because he forgot. He has that gene that men have 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.800 that they can never admit they're wrong. But he admits 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.400 he's wrong for post Malone. Why can't he admit he's 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:59.800 wrong for the NFL. He puts the curtains up for concerts, 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:03.280 but not for his flagship franch No, because this is 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:06.319 supposed to be a home field advantage, because nine games 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.719 played at home, right, sure, and then you have your 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:13.480 coach who doesn't take like he's supposed to have. Uh, 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:17.600 they should be going, Uh I know against the Son 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:20.840 Yeah they're going, they're going. So you win the point toss. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.320 You have to know, all right, we want to go. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:26.720 I'm a day right, no ship, But I mean, Mike McCarthy, 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:29.200 the only thing that's chirping on his watch is when 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:33.040 his next meal is exactly I mean, you're you're kind 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.560 of big guy too. I'm no cover girl. But I 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:37.840 also don't tell professional athletes what to do and when 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:39.160 to do it, so I can eat whatever the hell 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.320 I want. That son of a bitch can't even have 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.680 the discipline to stop eating Tho Zagnia on the second tray. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.320 We don't. You don't even know that. Uh that's not 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.200 why are you Olivia? I'll fat shame all day. I 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.600 don't give a ship. I'll fast shame every day of 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:52.880 the week. 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:55.040 Maybe he's an old school and he uses the sun 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:56.600 as like a sun. Dial'll be like, oh to you. 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.680 Know what makes sense? If Mike mccarthur came out as 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.040 an alcoholic, I'd be like, oh, get it now, all right, 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:03.640 Yeah you have a problem. That makes sense. But if 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:07.120 you're just eating food, that's embarrassing. If you're drinking, no, no, 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.680 we're not. We're not doing I'm just saying if you're drinking, 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:15.720 I've lost thirty pounds since I quit drinking, thirty yeah, 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:19.280 I don't, but thirty pounds because I was drinking two 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:20.840 to three thousand calories a day. 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:22.840 But it's also that when you're drunk, you just like 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:23.560 eat dog shit. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:24.800 And you probably weren't working out. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:26.280 No, he's not. 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.800 Now, I was falling asleep at work, let alone working out. 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:34.960 How do you keep your job? I'm really good at it? Okay, 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:37.320 and I don't drink anymore, so they love me. Well, 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.560 why don't you get good at this? Wow? All right, 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:40.080 I said it. 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:44.720 How's the work? Has your work production increase or decreased? 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:48.480 Not drinking, I've increased dramatically. Yeah. How about we get 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:52.120 to the bets this week? All right? Okay, Jay, once 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:55.080 you give me your college football bets this week? All right? Fine, 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.280 And you didn't call in the last two weeks, so 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.400 you are you're true. No, I'm happy that you're not. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:08.280 I'm happy you're not. We did, Yes, I didn't know 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:12.040 if you were, Okay, I assumed you were, but I 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:14.080 didn't hear from you for two weeks. I'm not on 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:17.440 the show, I know. But you know what, fuck the 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:23.440 sh sunshine, you know, let's just it's curtains for the cowboys. Wait, 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:27.480 what should have man Shack believes in his Cowboys. Shaq 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.520 said they're going to run the table. Damn Patrick, shut 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:34.040 the hell up. Okay, here we go. Chef college football 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:39.080 who cares? Nothing is real. Everything is a lie. Everything 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:42.600 you've been told is a lie. Jerry Jones a piece 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:43.880 of shit. Wait, you want me to help you with 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.600 your picks while you add lib here? I'm not ad libbing. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:51.520 I'm just depressed. Why you had a great week last week? 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:51.800 So what? 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.720 Who cares about the Cowboys? We move on, We move 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:57.520 them on. Okay, road Runners laying one and a half 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:02.520 against the Denton Cowboy I got the Lobos. I had 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:11.480 them plus twelve, but there Rebecca Lobos, Central Avenue ABQ 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:15.240 plus ten and a half against Wazoo. Okay, this is 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.440 the one bet I love, so I'm sure it'll lose it. 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:22.680 LSU laying four at Gainesville. That's a tricky one. I 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:25.119 know it's a tricky one. I don't think Floura is 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:26.040 good at all. 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:29.359 Kansas last Week's any indications of that? 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:34.080 Yeah? This whole season, dude, Jayhawks plus two and a 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:37.600 half against the Mormons. They got the Turps. It's five 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:39.440 and a half now, I got them at three, Okay, 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:43.640 turps laying five and a half against Rutgers Kansas State 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:45.679 is eight was seven and a half when I hit 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:53.240 it versus the herpegonosyphial aides. Yeah, I don't know, bad Larry, Okay. 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:57.040 I wont Utah getting the ten and a half or eleven. 0:17:57.200 --> 0:17:59.160 I'm gonna give you eleven and a half, Larry. 0:17:59.880 --> 0:18:03.480 And a half, thank you, Utah. I want Illinois minus 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:07.560 to three against Michigan State. I want Notre Dame minus 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:11.240 at twenty two and a half against Virginia. I want 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:13.119 the over in that game at fifty and. 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:14.080 A half, okay. 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:21.240 I want JMU minus three against Old Dominion. I want 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.840 Tennessee getting the nine and a half from Georgia. You 0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:30.160 get ten, I get ten. Okay. And I agree with Shay. 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:33.280 I'm gonna add an LSU bet I like LSU minus sport. 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:39.600 Let's go a little bounce back, all right, Dylan, all right, 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:40.120 let's see. 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:44.520 So my big dog of the week Utah money line 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:49.680 against the Buffs also underrated. Bad beat Utah against BYU 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:55.280 last week. Fucking bread, fucking penalty. I also and I 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:58.440 had this spread, but I bet Utah straight up too, 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:01.000 and that washing blow. 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:02.560 I thought Utah was gonna win. 0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:04.800 Yeah, fuck yeah, the Battle of Utah. 0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:10.080 Battle of civilization. You got those fundamentalists coming for your house. 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:14.560 I'll tell you what, would you have? Multiple wives? Uh No, 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.440 I can't handle it. One I got now gny, I'm 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:20.240 in deep shit. That's the roommate's been out of town. 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:23.359 So I've been solo with the three kids. They all got. 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:26.720 Sick, all of them, some virus infection or some bullshit, 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:30.560 and they all vomited everywhere, all of them, and one 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:32.040 of the eight year olds, the eight year old, the 0:19:32.080 --> 0:19:33.440 middle child, puked in her bed. 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:36.160 Right, So I'm with the other two kids are sick. 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:38.919 Everything's going crazy. I ain't sleeping, and so I tell 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.040 the eight year old, well, strip that bed down, throw 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:44.160 it in the wash. Right. The next day they tell 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:46.639 the roommate, Daddy made me strip my own bed and 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:49.359 put it in the wash. Wow. The roommate is now 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:53.960 recommending couples therapy again for me to again for me 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:57.920 to work out whatever issues I have. I don't know, 0:19:58.160 --> 0:19:59.680 why don't you tell her that you'd like to go 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:03.360 with the another couple, like like somebody else. I told 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:06.480 her to talk to her friends that weren't hippies and 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:09.880 get some recommendations because I'm not crazy strip a bed. 0:20:11.200 --> 0:20:17.280 She's a toddler, thank you. But if she's sick, then 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:19.040 I don't want her to strip the bed. Why not 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:22.639 because she's sick, so she's sick of a bed? No, 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:26.160 if she's under the weather, Okay, you're eight year old. 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:30.040 I don't understand. If she's sick, she shouldn't be stripping 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:32.560 the bed and taking it downstairs and putting in She was. 0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:37.600 She was watching TV and I was in bed and 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:39.119 I was like, wait, you puked in your bed? She 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:39.600 was like yeah. 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:42.080 I was like, go strip that ship and throw I 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:43.880 do respect her just leaving it and going. 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:48.480 Yeah, I'm gonna go in here. I was like, where'd 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:50.560 you throw up? And she was like in the bed. 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:54.040 I was like, well you better strip that now. Did 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:56.159 your wife come back from Los Angeles? She's back and 0:20:56.200 --> 0:21:00.840 she's leaving again. She's going to Canada. Why Taylor Swift 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:05.840 Toronto tonight. Yeah. Wow, she's going to Taylor Swift concert. Wow, 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:06.720 that's my fault. 0:21:07.960 --> 0:21:09.080 Yeah, this is the game. 0:21:09.160 --> 0:21:12.720