Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1: You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat and
Speaker 1: now joined by Bad Larring, Shayan Irving and Dylan the
Speaker 1: Graphics Got I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: So you were I've dated several strippers yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but love them, Like what's your wrap? So when you
Speaker 1: go to the titty bar, you do not buy a
Speaker 1: dance at all. Drink yeah, no, sure, order food, drink
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do. Do not pay for lap dances.
Speaker 1: That's beneath you. You just talked to them about how
Speaker 1: mad they are at their dad, how much better their
Speaker 1: life could be with you.
Speaker 3: What time their shifted chili starts the next day?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you know how they're studying to be
Speaker 1: a dental hygiens and all other shit.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But to me, a stripper is an actor. That's it.
Speaker 1: She's an actor. She's just like Hollywood. She's saint being
Speaker 1: discovered it she's putting on a show. She has a
Speaker 1: stage name, right, just like an actor name. She's faking
Speaker 1: it for everybody else. And then you get to know
Speaker 1: her and she's like, you know, all I want to
Speaker 1: do is be loved, and you're like, yeah, because your
Speaker 1: dad didn't. Wow, So I'm here for you. I think.
Speaker 1: The last time I went gosh has to be twenty
Speaker 1: five years ago. And it was the Cheetah Three in
Speaker 1: Atlanta and a woman said she could see my soul
Speaker 1: through my blue eyes. I had have married her. And
Speaker 1: she was from Kentucky. Yeah, yeah, wve is married, wive
Speaker 1: is married. Yeah, I'm still married. That's a divorce. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she's yeah, she said I can see your soul
Speaker 1: through your blue eyes.
Speaker 4: Oh man.
Speaker 1: And I said, I would have worked on me. I said,
Speaker 1: what's it look like?
Speaker 3: Crack?
Speaker 1: And she but she was from Kentucky. I love her.
Speaker 1: And then I said, well, I'm from Ohio and she goes,
Speaker 1: yeah you are. And then I went with Rob Dibble
Speaker 1: and because Rob Dibble said we got to go to
Speaker 1: a strip joint, I said I won't go, but I'm got,
Speaker 1: you know, thirty minutes. That's it. No, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to stay in there. Why not because I can't be
Speaker 1: seen there. Yeah, okay, no, no, no, Man of the people, Dan, thirty.
Speaker 1: It was thirty minutes. And then he he was doing well,
Speaker 1: he was socializing. I used to live at the Titty Bar, Daddy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I was there three four days a week.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of out unless I'm like blackout drunk.
Speaker 1: No, it's a good spot to hang out if they
Speaker 1: got good food. I'm talking about a strip club without
Speaker 1: a pole, a gentleman's club. Okay, it's more of a bar,
Speaker 1: a bar with titties. Okay, but isn't all. Aren't all
Speaker 1: bars bars with no they take the well, they still
Speaker 1: have them, Yeah, but they take it bad, Larry. Last
Speaker 1: time you went to a gentleman's club a long, long.
Speaker 5: Time ago, Dan. Okay, we've had this conversation before we left.
Speaker 5: We left Mohamma's Park with a friend of mine and
Speaker 5: he had never been, so we took him the.
Speaker 1: Old he had never been. Okay, Uh, I'd like to say,
Speaker 1: and once again, welcome to the podcast already in progress.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry did wonderful at his daughter's wedding. It was great, Larry.
Speaker 1: I thought so much of that venue I called the
Speaker 1: next day and thanked the manager for the incredible performance
Speaker 1: by his entire staff. No ship, yeah, Dan, it was.
Speaker 5: That's all they do was weddings, and it was pretty impressible.
Speaker 5: We had a blast. They didn't miss a step.
Speaker 1: Everything was perfect, dance floor pack the entire night. They
Speaker 1: had un believable appetizer to start. They had like a
Speaker 1: tequila bar, They had oysters, they had that big this
Speaker 1: is it was well well done. All right, lair, where
Speaker 1: the fucking go? Dude, larry A?
Speaker 5: Yeah, someone did I miss you singing a song?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did what Wait?
Speaker 5: People told me? Yeah, I said Dan sing every once
Speaker 5: in a while. I know he does that. I said
Speaker 5: that he have a microphone. He said, yeah, he was
Speaker 5: up on stage with the band. Yeah, I grab where
Speaker 5: I was or how I missed that?
Speaker 1: I grabbed the bass player's microphone and sany what did
Speaker 1: you sing? I have no idea? Oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: I totally missed that. And I god, I wish.
Speaker 1: I didn't three six Mafia or something project project Yes,
Speaker 1: la r yes, Ray.
Speaker 4: Did you do the classic Dan Patrick point when you sang?
Speaker 4: Because you always always pointed out when you're singing.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I did that, but I think
Speaker 1: once the song ended, I said, give it up for
Speaker 1: this grant fucking great band and everybody. It was like
Speaker 1: wedding crashers when you know, Will Ferrell's out there dancing.
Speaker 1: But it was Larry gave a great speech, really great speech.
Speaker 1: It was. It was brief, it was it was not
Speaker 1: emotional because he didn't cry, but it was it was
Speaker 1: well done, Larry. You did a great job. He really did.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Dan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was.
Speaker 5: That was written from twelve till two in the morning
Speaker 5: the night before, and I was I gotta admit I
Speaker 5: was definitely worried about it before I wrote it. You know,
Speaker 5: what are you going to say? And in front of them,
Speaker 5: you know, two hundred and fifty people, I was a
Speaker 5: little worried about it.
Speaker 1: No, you did great. You did great. And I met
Speaker 1: your wife's sister, So now I understand the yeah, the
Speaker 1: three Yeah.
Speaker 5: I did you had you had met her before, Dan,
Speaker 5: at knowl I did.
Speaker 1: I did, but you know she I'd looked at her
Speaker 1: differently now after knowing you guys are on the road
Speaker 1: all the time, you know, sharing a hotel room.
Speaker 3: And pharmaceuticals, yes, and ambient. Wait, Dan, how did the
Speaker 3: how did the Larry's new chompers looking pert look great?
Speaker 1: Oh, teeth look great.
Speaker 5: Shout out to my boy Doc who didn't.
Speaker 1: Get invited to the wedding. And by the way, the
Speaker 1: number of people every guy who was there from Jersey
Speaker 1: listens to this podcast, Oh wow, every every guy understand
Speaker 1: that the Dennis discourse we've had over the less.
Speaker 5: Look, I'm I'm I'm more impressed with every one of
Speaker 5: the Irish guys wanted to meet you.
Speaker 1: These guys they were from Donegal, Donegal, and then I said, no,
Speaker 1: it's pronounced Danegal. And then they were like, no, it's Donegal,
Speaker 1: and I go, it's Danegal. And then they didn't get
Speaker 1: my sense of you. My wife goes hunt. They don't
Speaker 1: get your sense of humor. I said, they will buy
Speaker 1: at the end of the night Hunt They didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but tried. They were great. You know you're never cheated. No, no,
Speaker 1: they did not get cheated. And uh, this a good time,
Speaker 1: good times. Uh. But Larry was proud of you, and
Speaker 1: Larry was you know, pretty well behaved. No crying for Larry. Nope,
Speaker 1: you might have teared up.
Speaker 5: And not much drinking. Uh yeah, the so the after
Speaker 5: party was back at another barn spring like and as
Speaker 5: I was like the first one to leave, Not that
Speaker 5: I was drunk or I was tired, but the plastic
Speaker 5: shoes I had on, yeahstic I should have been a
Speaker 5: check and brought a second pair of shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like flip flops like you always wear.
Speaker 3: I feel like if you're if you have to do
Speaker 3: any sort of speaking, you have to recalibrate your drinking schedule.
Speaker 3: Compared to like a normal.
Speaker 1: Wedding, Well, Larry was like a grown up. Larry acted
Speaker 1: like a grown up and I haven't seen.
Speaker 3: That, that's first time.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, he was mature, grown up.
Speaker 5: He was attentive, stayed away from I stayed away from
Speaker 5: the guys doing the frog on the floor on the
Speaker 5: floor of the dance. But we do that at all
Speaker 5: are the children's weddings. But at my own daughter's wedding,
Speaker 5: I decided not to do that.
Speaker 1: Smart. Did you see that, Dan, Yeah, I saw him
Speaker 1: sliding across the floor. That's how somebody loses their front teeth,
Speaker 1: you know, and their brand notes or right, my brother,
Speaker 1: we piled on my brother at his wedding. We broke
Speaker 1: his ribs, no ship. Yeah, he went on his honeymoon
Speaker 1: with broken ribs like football pile. That marriage didn't last. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Larry uh put up a zero last week, a.
Speaker 5: Pretty pedestrian six and six damp.
Speaker 1: But now okay with the wedding, Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: got it. Okay, never mind Larry's plus seven Dylan minus
Speaker 1: twenty three and a half. You won one unit last week? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you missed on the money line.
Speaker 3: That was I mean, so fuck last week I swore
Speaker 3: off fading Indiana and the Iowa under and Michigan covered
Speaker 3: against Indiana Iowa underhit. And then my big bet was
Speaker 3: the Broncos money like that was just like I was, like,
Speaker 3: the gods are that?
Speaker 1: But look at who was the big winner last week.
Speaker 1: Shaye and Irving plus nine units domination. You're up plus
Speaker 1: eleven and a half and now leading this threesome easily.
Speaker 1: The Diego Pavi Award goes to bad Larry went one
Speaker 1: in four on the NFL lost his Jets bet against
Speaker 1: the Cardinals after saying it was a.
Speaker 3: Lot famous last words. Yeah, if you say it's a lock,
Speaker 3: you should almost just automatically hammer the other side.
Speaker 1: By the way, who owes Sammy p an apology here
Speaker 1: after bashing his picks. I would say that I do
Speaker 1: because Sammy p went on a fourteen to three run.
Speaker 1: He's now back to plus three units. So maybe we
Speaker 1: could have Sammy on again.
Speaker 3: You could also argue that maybe you were the catalyst.
Speaker 1: Motivation could be a great run. Yeah, because I thought
Speaker 1: Sammy was just giving us shitty picks on purpose, and
Speaker 1: then I realized that he wasn't, So say I love
Speaker 1: Sammy Pick. He loves you, Danny. Yeah, what's his podcast?
Speaker 1: Chicken dinner? Chicken dinner? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, I just I realized, like three days
Speaker 3: a guy is like, oh Winter Winter chicken dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't put that together.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the whole point is what's your chicken dinner?
Speaker 1: I just thought.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's a random name.
Speaker 1: Aren't you supposed to have the highest IQ in the building.
Speaker 1: That's I just good at math. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: mapth you're better at math than me.
Speaker 3: Because I answered the question, you didn't even answer them.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you would get deducted points for not answer.
Speaker 3: Have you ever that any test ever? You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: he didn't answer it. Point or zero.
Speaker 1: I think one of the SATs or acts don't negate points.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Ray, So what it actually is is if
Speaker 4: you get it wrong, you get more like points off
Speaker 4: than if you skip it still get points on.
Speaker 3: Is that I think that's the SAT but fixed it.
Speaker 1: Well I'm older than that, So all right, let me
Speaker 1: look and see recap anything worth recapping. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: a recap, Danny, not a recap. I have a future prediction.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay. Texas high school football playoffs start this
Speaker 1: week six A and five A. I have got from
Speaker 1: news on the ground. I have a friend of mine
Speaker 1: who is an actual ref in Texas high school football.
Speaker 1: We've got some predictions. Waites, He is he fixing shit? No? Wow,
Speaker 1: you said, would you be smirches character like that?
Speaker 3: Danny, Texas high school football ref fixing games?
Speaker 1: Dan six A. I want north Shore De Soto and
Speaker 1: South Lake A little cop hell plus four fifty five
Speaker 1: A South o'cliff. That's for you, Marvin all the Dallas
Speaker 1: all black school, Yeah, super black that Dallas. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's that it's south of Dallas black. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like they're segregated. It's just the other way
Speaker 1: like them Carter High like Carter Yeah, less felons, but
Speaker 1: Carter High. Uh, that story is crazy lights. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: It's one hundred percent true. They kicked down the door
Speaker 1: of a gas station with guns to the head of
Speaker 1: the fucking anyway.
Speaker 6: They had D one scholarships, ones going to Tennessee, that
Speaker 6: one was going to Georgia, everyone except Jesse Armstead. Jesse
Speaker 6: Armstead was like, Nope, you're.
Speaker 1: Going to rob somebody. You might as well be a
Speaker 1: D one athlete because you have to be physically powerful
Speaker 1: and you have to be able to run. So I
Speaker 1: don't blame the kids for branching out. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Wait, but they came from they came from two parent households. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that is the I'm sorry, that is the that that
Speaker 6: nothing pisses me off. I worked at an alternative high
Speaker 6: school and we would yeah, we would have kids that
Speaker 6: came in and like, oh man, my dad, you have
Speaker 6: a dead I should.
Speaker 1: He loves you and he wants you to do well.
Speaker 3: Fucking asshole. Right, he wants me to do right him?
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you're you're betting on high school football? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you got some futures for high school football? We're good. No,
Speaker 1: we can put the notes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but where are you finding lines on these dark dark?
Speaker 1: Well? No, Dallas bookies all have lines on these.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a phone call.
Speaker 1: This is a big business down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, playing the Cowboys Stadium will be one of those
Speaker 3: high school.
Speaker 1: I wonder what time they play, if they play in
Speaker 1: the afternoon. What I mean, do we really have to
Speaker 1: You don't have to. I just don't know why. I
Speaker 1: don't know why he wouldn't put the curtains up. That's it,
Speaker 1: because he forgot. He has that gene that men have
Speaker 1: that they can never admit they're wrong. But he admits
Speaker 1: he's wrong for post Malone. Why can't he admit he's
Speaker 1: wrong for the NFL. He puts the curtains up for concerts,
Speaker 1: but not for his flagship franch No, because this is
Speaker 1: supposed to be a home field advantage, because nine games
Speaker 1: played at home, right, sure, and then you have your
Speaker 1: coach who doesn't take like he's supposed to have. Uh,
Speaker 1: they should be going, Uh I know against the Son
Speaker 1: Yeah they're going, they're going. So you win the point toss.
Speaker 1: You have to know, all right, we want to go.
Speaker 1: I'm a day right, no ship, But I mean, Mike McCarthy,
Speaker 1: the only thing that's chirping on his watch is when
Speaker 1: his next meal is exactly I mean, you're you're kind
Speaker 1: of big guy too. I'm no cover girl. But I
Speaker 1: also don't tell professional athletes what to do and when
Speaker 1: to do it, so I can eat whatever the hell
Speaker 1: I want. That son of a bitch can't even have
Speaker 1: the discipline to stop eating Tho Zagnia on the second tray.
Speaker 1: We don't. You don't even know that. Uh that's not
Speaker 1: why are you Olivia? I'll fat shame all day. I
Speaker 1: don't give a ship. I'll fast shame every day of
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's an old school and he uses the sun
Speaker 3: as like a sun. Dial'll be like, oh to you.
Speaker 1: Know what makes sense? If Mike mccarthur came out as
Speaker 1: an alcoholic, I'd be like, oh, get it now, all right,
Speaker 1: Yeah you have a problem. That makes sense. But if
Speaker 1: you're just eating food, that's embarrassing. If you're drinking, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're not. We're not doing I'm just saying if you're drinking,
Speaker 1: I've lost thirty pounds since I quit drinking, thirty yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't, but thirty pounds because I was drinking two
Speaker 1: to three thousand calories a day.
Speaker 3: But it's also that when you're drunk, you just like
Speaker 3: eat dog shit.
Speaker 1: And you probably weren't working out.
Speaker 3: No, he's not.
Speaker 1: Now, I was falling asleep at work, let alone working out.
Speaker 1: How do you keep your job? I'm really good at it? Okay,
Speaker 1: and I don't drink anymore, so they love me. Well,
Speaker 1: why don't you get good at this? Wow? All right,
Speaker 1: I said it.
Speaker 3: How's the work? Has your work production increase or decreased?
Speaker 1: Not drinking, I've increased dramatically. Yeah. How about we get
Speaker 1: to the bets this week? All right? Okay, Jay, once
Speaker 1: you give me your college football bets this week? All right? Fine,
Speaker 1: And you didn't call in the last two weeks, so
Speaker 1: you are you're true. No, I'm happy that you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm happy you're not. We did, Yes, I didn't know
Speaker 1: if you were, Okay, I assumed you were, but I
Speaker 1: didn't hear from you for two weeks. I'm not on
Speaker 1: the show, I know. But you know what, fuck the
Speaker 1: sh sunshine, you know, let's just it's curtains for the cowboys. Wait,
Speaker 1: what should have man Shack believes in his Cowboys. Shaq
Speaker 1: said they're going to run the table. Damn Patrick, shut
Speaker 1: the hell up. Okay, here we go. Chef college football
Speaker 1: who cares? Nothing is real. Everything is a lie. Everything
Speaker 1: you've been told is a lie. Jerry Jones a piece
Speaker 1: of shit. Wait, you want me to help you with
Speaker 1: your picks while you add lib here? I'm not ad libbing.
Speaker 1: I'm just depressed. Why you had a great week last week?
Speaker 2: So what?
Speaker 1: Who cares about the Cowboys? We move on, We move
Speaker 1: them on. Okay, road Runners laying one and a half
Speaker 1: against the Denton Cowboy I got the Lobos. I had
Speaker 1: them plus twelve, but there Rebecca Lobos, Central Avenue ABQ
Speaker 1: plus ten and a half against Wazoo. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: the one bet I love, so I'm sure it'll lose it.
Speaker 1: LSU laying four at Gainesville. That's a tricky one. I
Speaker 1: know it's a tricky one. I don't think Floura is
Speaker 1: good at all.
Speaker 3: Kansas last Week's any indications of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This whole season, dude, Jayhawks plus two and a
Speaker 1: half against the Mormons. They got the Turps. It's five
Speaker 1: and a half now, I got them at three, Okay,
Speaker 1: turps laying five and a half against Rutgers Kansas State
Speaker 1: is eight was seven and a half when I hit
Speaker 1: it versus the herpegonosyphial aides. Yeah, I don't know, bad Larry, Okay.
Speaker 5: I wont Utah getting the ten and a half or eleven.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you eleven and a half, Larry.
Speaker 5: And a half, thank you, Utah. I want Illinois minus
Speaker 5: to three against Michigan State. I want Notre Dame minus
Speaker 5: at twenty two and a half against Virginia. I want
Speaker 5: the over in that game at fifty and.
Speaker 1: A half, okay.
Speaker 5: I want JMU minus three against Old Dominion. I want
Speaker 5: Tennessee getting the nine and a half from Georgia. You
Speaker 5: get ten, I get ten. Okay. And I agree with Shay.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna add an LSU bet I like LSU minus sport.
Speaker 1: Let's go a little bounce back, all right, Dylan, all right,
Speaker 1: let's see.
Speaker 3: So my big dog of the week Utah money line
Speaker 3: against the Buffs also underrated. Bad beat Utah against BYU
Speaker 3: last week. Fucking bread, fucking penalty. I also and I
Speaker 3: had this spread, but I bet Utah straight up too,
Speaker 3: and that washing blow.
Speaker 1: I thought Utah was gonna win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck yeah, the Battle of Utah.
Speaker 1: Battle of civilization. You got those fundamentalists coming for your house.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, would you have? Multiple wives? Uh No,
Speaker 1: I can't handle it. One I got now gny, I'm
Speaker 1: in deep shit. That's the roommate's been out of town.
Speaker 1: So I've been solo with the three kids. They all got.
Speaker 7: Sick, all of them, some virus infection or some bullshit,
Speaker 7: and they all vomited everywhere, all of them, and one
Speaker 7: of the eight year olds, the eight year old, the
Speaker 7: middle child, puked in her bed.
Speaker 1: Right, So I'm with the other two kids are sick.
Speaker 1: Everything's going crazy. I ain't sleeping, and so I tell
Speaker 1: the eight year old, well, strip that bed down, throw
Speaker 1: it in the wash. Right. The next day they tell
Speaker 1: the roommate, Daddy made me strip my own bed and
Speaker 1: put it in the wash. Wow. The roommate is now
Speaker 1: recommending couples therapy again for me to again for me
Speaker 1: to work out whatever issues I have. I don't know,
Speaker 1: why don't you tell her that you'd like to go
Speaker 1: with the another couple, like like somebody else. I told
Speaker 1: her to talk to her friends that weren't hippies and
Speaker 1: get some recommendations because I'm not crazy strip a bed.
Speaker 1: She's a toddler, thank you. But if she's sick, then
Speaker 1: I don't want her to strip the bed. Why not
Speaker 1: because she's sick, so she's sick of a bed? No,
Speaker 1: if she's under the weather, Okay, you're eight year old.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. If she's sick, she shouldn't be stripping
Speaker 1: the bed and taking it downstairs and putting in She was.
Speaker 1: She was watching TV and I was in bed and
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, you puked in your bed? She
Speaker 1: was like yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, go strip that ship and throw I
Speaker 3: do respect her just leaving it and going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go in here. I was like, where'd
Speaker 1: you throw up? And she was like in the bed.
Speaker 1: I was like, well you better strip that now. Did
Speaker 1: your wife come back from Los Angeles? She's back and
Speaker 1: she's leaving again. She's going to Canada. Why Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: Toronto tonight. Yeah. Wow, she's going to Taylor Swift concert. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's my fault.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the game.
Speaker 1: We talked about Travis Kelcey Buffalo. So I decided not
Speaker 1: to go because I don't want to. Well, maybe my
Speaker 1: ticket away. Maybe you should go why to be with
Speaker 1: your wife?
Speaker 3: No thanks, you'd prefer.
Speaker 1: That sounds add a Taylor Swift concert? Come on, man,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it sounds The only other thing that
Speaker 1: would be better than that is not going going to
Speaker 1: a del in Las Vegas. I would do that. I
Speaker 1: would go to adle in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, I love
Speaker 1: a Dell. Yeah, I love her. She can belt.
Speaker 3: Aren't those tickets like more expensive than they.
Speaker 1: Should they should be? Yeah, I mean she's a machine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a residency. Okay, what else you got do?
Speaker 3: So these next three are all two unit bets. Then
Speaker 3: I'm trying to make.
Speaker 1: Up some ground. So you've got to go to therapy
Speaker 1: just because you said to the eight year old, she
Speaker 1: was like, I'll find a therapist on our insurance. Like
Speaker 1: for what?
Speaker 3: Dang?
Speaker 1: Because I told that fucking eight. Well, there's probably other
Speaker 1: things attached. Oh yeah, sure, I mean, but give me
Speaker 1: a break, dude. There's some hippie bullshit. This is some
Speaker 1: nice parenting, gentle parenting bullshit that I don't agree with.
Speaker 1: She seems pretty normal considering her who brought her up.
Speaker 1: She is, but that doesn't mean and then your upbringing normal.
Speaker 3: Works like a charm.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, go do damn we are sidetracked here today. Continue.
Speaker 1: I got other things to do, say the sidetracks therapy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's going to miss an appointment, all right, Dan.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many Okay, dramatic, I've had.
Speaker 3: One point three.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: I got two units on two lane minus seven against
Speaker 3: Navy to Lane is a force. They beat the shit
Speaker 3: out of Temple last week. That's free money. And speaking
Speaker 3: of Temple, I've got two units on FAU plus two
Speaker 3: and a half against Temple. And then I'm going two
Speaker 3: units on Tennessee plus ten against Georgia. My initial inclination
Speaker 3: was to take Georgia after that lost to Little Miss,
Speaker 3: but ten is a lot and they haven't proven anything
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: Uh shay nfl. Yeah, seventeen seventy six plus four and
Speaker 1: a half Saints plus one against the Jamis Winstons. And
Speaker 1: then I got the fight in Hyahuasca's laying four against
Speaker 1: the Colts. Yeah, I know, I know, Kirk Cousins plus
Speaker 1: two and a half taking advantage of the sadness that
Speaker 1: is in Denver. And then I got my favorite team
Speaker 1: in the NFL outside of the Cowboys, the Fighting Harbass
Speaker 1: Lane one and a half against the Bengals. Yeah, anybody
Speaker 1: betting on the boxing? Oh yes, all right, we'll get
Speaker 1: back to that. By the way, I did meet Ray,
Speaker 1: the famous bar owner. Oh I raised, yeah, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's you like? Normal? Nice? But he said that he's
Speaker 1: not there when Larry goes to Ray's Ray isn't there?
Speaker 1: Does that sound right?
Speaker 5: Larry, Well, he's there, but he says I'm there more
Speaker 5: than he is.
Speaker 1: Oh that's okay, that's what it was. Okay, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: came up. He goes, hey, I'm Ray, and I go
Speaker 1: I'm damn. He goes no, No, I like I own
Speaker 1: Rays And I go, oh, well that's convenient. Your name's Ray.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, yeah, Larry goes to my bar.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, Ray, okay.
Speaker 3: And Larry always orders milk and twn a sandwich.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so go ahead, Ler, okay, I have Well
Speaker 5: I added two things on Ray. Did you get my
Speaker 5: two anytime touchdown scores for the tonight's game?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah.
Speaker 4: I didn't put him in there because Barkley's like minus
Speaker 4: two ninety, so I assumed you were just gonna.
Speaker 3: Have me take that out.
Speaker 5: Good point, what's what's hurt?
Speaker 4: I'll get that for you in two seconds.
Speaker 5: Okay, don't worry about them right now. I'll go with
Speaker 5: my picks and we'll come back to that. I'm going
Speaker 5: against the Jets because they screwed me last week in
Speaker 5: my Lock of the Week with the Jets, and no,
Speaker 5: like I did with the argument, I'm just going to
Speaker 5: take my Colts getting four. I got the Jags getting
Speaker 5: fourteen from the Lions, and.
Speaker 1: You get thirteen.
Speaker 5: Thirteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you get thirteen and you get mac Jones too.
Speaker 5: I'll take the three.
Speaker 3: That actually doesn't make as much of a difference as
Speaker 3: I think it once did.
Speaker 5: Continue, I'll take the Ravens minus the three against the Steelers, Bills,
Speaker 5: the Bills minus two and a half against the Chiefs.
Speaker 5: Chiefs aren't going undefeated. I think here's your loss, and
Speaker 5: then I want I can't bet against Chase Cowboys anymore
Speaker 5: because he's too depressed. I can hear change your seats
Speaker 5: in the bed period eight year old daughter Pace. So
Speaker 5: I'm gonna bet the over in that game, just so
Speaker 5: I say, and I can be rooting on the same
Speaker 5: side over forty two.
Speaker 4: And Jalen Hurts minus one fifteen to Scory. I'm assuming
Speaker 4: you want to keep.
Speaker 5: That yeah on Jalen Hursts anytime touchdown score.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 5: Thanks, I'm I'm not hanging up. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you for one for no, just go ahead.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Dylan, thank you, No, thank you, Larry, No,
Speaker 3: thank you Dylan. All right, So I got two units
Speaker 3: the Pack minus five and a half against the Bears.
Speaker 3: This one's a tail as old as time, just beating
Speaker 3: the ship out of the Bears in Chicago. I've also
Speaker 3: got the Colts plus four against the Jets. I think
Speaker 3: the Jets are in death spiral fully mode, Bengals plus
Speaker 3: one and a half against the Chargers, and I've got
Speaker 3: a little touchdown score parlay do yeah, raheem, raheem, Mostert
Speaker 3: fuck you, Tony Pollard and Ricky Piersoll all to score.
Speaker 3: What's that pay plus twenty one hundred? That would put
Speaker 3: me squarely back in the mix.
Speaker 1: Then okay? Uh bad? Larry. Do you have a bet
Speaker 1: on the fight Jake Paul and Mike Tyson.
Speaker 5: I don't bet six, guy, that's fight.
Speaker 1: It's got to be fixed it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, I do not have a bet on it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine, all right, you can go if you
Speaker 1: want to Larry, because these.
Speaker 5: Guys, I'm enjoying the car right, friends, get it around.
Speaker 1: Yes, Ray, Larry one o'clock.
Speaker 4: How old are you again, Larry?
Speaker 5: How old am I?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Fifty seven?
Speaker 4: So this is funny. Mike Tyson's fifty eight. Jake Paul
Speaker 4: is twenty seven. So that's me fighting Larry. That's what
Speaker 4: we're talking about here.
Speaker 3: We should do that.
Speaker 1: It's Claire.
Speaker 2: You take Claire.
Speaker 1: There's no way, Oh, strength that goes. Maybe one round,
Speaker 1: not a boxing match, an all out park a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his new team. No, that's fine, flesh, he's going
Speaker 3: to be favoring his the whole time, covering up.
Speaker 1: The whole time.
Speaker 3: Shots and Ray would pound him. I would knock Larry
Speaker 3: out in one round. No, yes, let's let's do it.
Speaker 3: Let's do yeah, one one liver shot and.
Speaker 1: In the parking lot studio.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I mean no, dance too liable for that.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Across the street, Okay, can do one one set, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can do that. If Larry dies over there, then
Speaker 1: I'm Larry, Larry, if we set up a ring in
Speaker 1: student funeral would be a party.
Speaker 3: Would you box fighting?
Speaker 5: Okay, Ray, I'm sixty seven, I was born in nineteen
Speaker 5: fifty seven, and I still got We'll play a game
Speaker 5: of caps and then we'll then we'll box fight.
Speaker 1: You're sixty seven.
Speaker 3: That's that's worse that I still take you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's a lot.
Speaker 3: Like the lasts, like the.
Speaker 2: Jet, Larry, You're never get up here, and I'll never.
Speaker 1: Put on gloves.
Speaker 3: I give Larry his left hand can have brass knuckles
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 4: I'd let you wear no no glove on the right hand,
Speaker 4: and I would still beat you.
Speaker 1: Larry.
Speaker 5: I got faith in you right Well, you did you
Speaker 5: lock yourself in the gym since I met you?
Speaker 3: Actually he didn't.
Speaker 1: I know you didn't.
Speaker 3: He did lock himself in his room this morning, in
Speaker 3: his bedroom.
Speaker 1: That's true. That was bad. Okay, bat Larry. If you do,
Speaker 1: I'll set it up. I'll get gloves and we'll let
Speaker 1: you guys box. But Ray's Ray is gonna own you.
Speaker 5: Okay you can think that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'll bet it.
Speaker 3: Then let's do it. Yeah, we'll I'll bet we'll make
Speaker 3: up a line I'll put up five grind.
Speaker 1: Damn well, just fucked the whole book up.
Speaker 3: That just movie, just got mood. That's all the action
Speaker 3: on the whole Fight.
Speaker 1: Winter Winter, Winter Take On. Okay, okay, which fun.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'll fight Larry for a thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I might take Larry.
Speaker 5: I might come up there and kick everyone. Now you
Speaker 5: guys are fishing me off.
Speaker 1: Wow, easy there. Okay, are you betting on the box?
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: I'm betting on the boxing because it is fixed. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take Jake Paul to be knocked down and then
Speaker 1: win plus six fifty because that's good for team. Do
Speaker 1: you think it's scripted that he gets knocked down Mike
Speaker 1: Tyson against Mike Tyson. Oh yeah, and then I got
Speaker 1: fight won't go the distance? Minus one ninety, Dylan.
Speaker 3: I've got one. I've got a Tyson knockdown and Paul
Speaker 3: to win by decision. That's plus five point fifty. Wow,
Speaker 3: similar boat as checks. I mean, there's no way that
Speaker 3: it's not fix. It's the whole thing is fake.
Speaker 1: Still, uh, you don't want any piece of that, right Larry.
Speaker 5: These things are shut. These units are going to be
Speaker 5: separate from the football.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, and so is the
Speaker 1: high school football.
Speaker 5: Is there anything like Tyson knocks him down in the
Speaker 5: first round, anything like that knockout the end the fight
Speaker 5: because I think Jake, I think it's fixed for Jake
Speaker 5: Paul for sure.
Speaker 1: Now keep in mind, these are eight rounds, two minutes per.
Speaker 5: Round, two minute rounds. I think I think Tyson comes
Speaker 5: out and floors him and then he gets up and
Speaker 5: it's a great comeback for Jake, just like you guys
Speaker 5: want Ray to be, Like, I'm just knock Ray out
Speaker 5: in that first round and he's probably I don't know.
Speaker 4: Larry, when we played horse, you wouldn't even let me
Speaker 4: shoot a three pointer because you couldn't make the You
Speaker 4: couldn't shoot the basketball.
Speaker 5: I can't I can't reach that for us.
Speaker 3: True, and you're gonna knock me out. You can't throw
Speaker 3: a basketball.
Speaker 1: He can reach your didn't throw a golf ball one
Speaker 1: hundred yards. I'm sure I don't want an actual program.
Speaker 1: No holds bar Larry to the throat of Ray. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Ray is going to own bad Larry, not without an
Speaker 1: eye ball. Larry gets in there like a fucking round, Hi.
Speaker 3: Larry immediately goes for the nut cat.
Speaker 1: Eye. We're just gonna box Jersey.
Speaker 3: Larry's gonna walk into the ring and throw a full
Speaker 3: beer exactly.
Speaker 1: That'd be the only way to knock him out.
Speaker 3: Hit it with a cue ballot.
Speaker 1: We've done everything that we can do. We went way
Speaker 1: too long. I don't know what we accomplished. Then we
Speaker 1: could keep going, you, Larry.
Speaker 5: I want I want one unit on a knockdown in
Speaker 5: the first round.
Speaker 1: By Mike Mike Tyson knockdown.
Speaker 5: Mike Tyson knocks down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, Well anybody have to oh Shay
Speaker 1: and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcasts that exists.
Speaker 1: Your wife will not be on that podcast anytime soon. Never. No,
Speaker 1: she's a hater.
Speaker 3: She might not be back in the continental United States
Speaker 3: anytime soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think she comes back in two days.
Speaker 1: Who who's she going to meet up there? A whole
Speaker 1: group of people are going, No, the whole No, it's
Speaker 1: a bunch of like Fairfield County, like you know, okay,
Speaker 1: nothing like that, not your crowd. Nothing cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm good, thanks, fun. So you're gonna
Speaker 1: be taking care of the kid. Does she trust you
Speaker 1: taking care of the kids? If she thinks you need
Speaker 1: to go to their annie and ship too.
Speaker 3: So would they stay with them if you went, would
Speaker 3: then nanny just be Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Why didn't the nanny fixed the puke in the bed.
Speaker 1: It was at night, nanny ate their night. Danny, Well,
Speaker 1: just wait till the morning.
Speaker 3: He's going to leave it.
Speaker 1: Your eight year old sleeping in your bed. She woke
Speaker 1: me up. I mean it was nasty. I was like,
Speaker 1: clean this ship up. I don't know why this is so.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it's controversial. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I really don't get it. She's four. I mean the
Speaker 1: four year old puke too. I didn't have a four
Speaker 1: year old strip the fucking bed. I stripped the bed.
Speaker 1: I took care of that, like eight year old. Okay,
Speaker 1: At one point, do you say you stripped the bed,
Speaker 1: like when you're five four and a half seven and
Speaker 1: you can read and do like math, Yeah, you're stripping
Speaker 1: the bed.
Speaker 3: Her dad can't do math.
Speaker 1: So if it's like forty eight plus seventy two and
Speaker 1: you can figure that out, the bed never. I never
Speaker 1: picked in the bed. That's rookie shit. Ever, I make
Speaker 1: myself to the toilet. You do, yeah, absolutely, Okay, it's easy.
Speaker 3: In the toilet or around it, No, in the to.
Speaker 1: Come on, dude, I'm gonna do this as I was thirteen,
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 3: Okay, what about when you were thirteen in the toilet?
Speaker 1: I'm a grown up. Okay, Bad Larry, Yeah, I did
Speaker 1: like three weeks ago. Bad Larry.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Once again, well done with the reception. Congratulations and good
Speaker 1: luck to everybody, and we'll do it again next week.
Speaker 1: And Dan Patrick takes again