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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firm So tomorrow, I'm kind of excited. We're having our

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Speaker 1: third annual lemonade challenge between Gregg teen and Scary, wherein

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Speaker 1: they get into a bucket with their bare feet and

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Speaker 1: for what thirty seconds? I think it starts a minute?

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Speaker 1: A minute? You can't run for a minute. He did

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Speaker 1: get winded last year, remember that. Uh, they squeeze lemons

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Speaker 1: with their feet, and then the loser, which is determined

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Speaker 1: by the amount of juice squosen. So whoever is it squosing?

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Speaker 1: I think it's squosen, it's it's it's it's scoost the squeezhed, squeezed, squished, squeeze, squeezed, squished,

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Speaker 1: so squeezed out of the lemons is So whoever has

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Speaker 1: the most is the winner. And then the loser has

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Speaker 1: to drink the juice from I lost last year. And

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Speaker 1: how did that taste? By the way it was, It

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Speaker 1: did not taste good. It really doesn't. It's I think

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Speaker 1: you were permitted to add sugar to it though, right, well,

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Speaker 1: I think we put sugar indo put Yeah, it also

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Speaker 1: had some socklint. It was not Yeah, some athletes foot

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Speaker 1: It does not taste good. It really doesn't. I swear

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Speaker 1: for the first year, the first year I won. So

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Speaker 1: this is that rubber match between the two of us.

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Speaker 1: But yes, Scary is the reigning champion. Yeah, and I'm

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Speaker 1: excited about this. Um. It's all for charity too. It's

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Speaker 1: for Alex's lemonade stand. So as long as money is

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Speaker 1: going somewhere good, then I'm okay with it. Yea. It

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Speaker 1: brings me to a question, what did you guys do

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Speaker 1: to earn money when you were kids? Did you ever

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Speaker 1: have a lemonade stand? Did you sell anything? Did you

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Speaker 1: do anything for God? I had a racket going on

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Speaker 1: at school. Hold on, do you remember those rubber things

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Speaker 1: that you would throw against the wall and at least

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Speaker 1: spider and they would crawl down the wall. Yes. So

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Speaker 1: I found a machine, those little machines where you put

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Speaker 1: twenty five cents in you twist the thing and it

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Speaker 1: would come out and look a little little bubbles, plastic bubbles.

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Speaker 1: So they were twenty five cents, but most people were

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Speaker 1: spending at least seventy nine cents at the local store

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Speaker 1: for those I'm like, huh, I'm gonna just buy out

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Speaker 1: the entire machine for a quarter apiece, and they were

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Speaker 1: the biggest thing at school, and all the kids at

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Speaker 1: lunch time would come to me and I would charge

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Speaker 1: seventy five cents, which was like after tax from seventy

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Speaker 1: nine cents, It's like close to like a dollar. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm giving your bargain seventy five cents for I Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: I'm tripling the price on what I paid. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was awesome, and it was like two weeks long.

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Speaker 1: And then they got band at school and then I

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Speaker 1: got shut down. That's phenomen I get a lot of credits.

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Speaker 1: I did something very similar with POGs. So they were

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Speaker 1: these little circular things and then you would use a

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Speaker 1: coin to try to flip them, and like you would

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Speaker 1: play at lunch time, so everybody would not play dodgeball

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Speaker 1: or just run around. Were degenerate gamblers at the age

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Speaker 1: of like ten, so we're all sit in little circles.

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Speaker 1: I would buy packs because they would come in packs.

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Speaker 1: I would buy packs just like you did with your thing,

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Speaker 1: for like five bucks, and then I would sell double

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Speaker 1: the packs for at least bucks. So I was breaking

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Speaker 1: in almost a hundred bucks every month of just of

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Speaker 1: simple cardboard pods. That's great. Yeah, you were an entrepreneur.

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Speaker 1: I was not an entrepreneur. My friend Chris Schwartz though

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Speaker 1: in high school, he was an entrepreneur. He would pirate

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Speaker 1: porno video so smart, so were they porno pirate movies.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna hook you. I have a patch on my eye,

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Speaker 1: but I'd like you to put your patch on this plank.

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Speaker 1: He sold me Miami Spice too, which by the way,

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Speaker 1: much better than the first money. But he bought you know,

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Speaker 1: I bought it. I think I spend like ten dollars

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Speaker 1: come see how I do it. So I go to

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Speaker 1: his house in his closet, in his bedroom, he's got

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Speaker 1: three VCRs. All this is back in the days of VCRs,

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Speaker 1: and they're all running. So you would have the tape

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Speaker 1: playing in one VCR and the other two were recording.

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Speaker 1: I get this guy so much credit. He would be

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Speaker 1: an internal on the VHS, so he would play it

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Speaker 1: had to know him, right, Yeah, it was, but you

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Speaker 1: and get your porno video. And every every month he

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Speaker 1: was at new selections. I don't know, so I didn't

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Speaker 1: sell the pornos, but I would. I used to collect

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Speaker 1: comics and back in the day, boot like movies on

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Speaker 1: VHS like Empire Strikes Back in different movies, Ghostbusters, and

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Speaker 1: some of them would have like the editor numbers, like

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Speaker 1: when it with every frame had a number, so you'd

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Speaker 1: see the numbers running along the bottom. That's how you

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Speaker 1: knew it was an original copy. You weren't supposed to

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Speaker 1: have it. And so I had the double VCR thing

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Speaker 1: trade them for like lunch cards or bus passes or whatever.

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Speaker 1: But one of my guys who had movies was the

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Speaker 1: porn guy. And so if you bought enough of his

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Speaker 1: like good movies, he'd throw a couple of porns on

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Speaker 1: the side. So I wasn't using them for resale, but

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Speaker 1: I was getting them on the side in my business

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Speaker 1: of selling you know the movies back in the day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they they had like the silver lines going through them,

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Speaker 1: like so you had a hope that the silver lines

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Speaker 1: weren't covering the good parts because there were so many

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Speaker 1: copies parts. It was like hundredth generation porn. You remember

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Speaker 1: that tape, Like when VCR tapes would get old or

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Speaker 1: you'd copy the copy, that the cables weren't as good

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Speaker 1: And that's why my friend Chris had the master copy

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Speaker 1: that he would always record the macause when you record,

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Speaker 1: when you record anyway, is that what you called it?

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Speaker 1: I just I was an entrepreneur as well. I when

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Speaker 1: I worked at the gas station, I invented something called

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Speaker 1: no for real, called air oil. It was great. So

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, you need a cord oil. And we would

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Speaker 1: an entrepreneur. And so many times, but here's the thing

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Speaker 1: gets home later, is that all things and his engines leak,

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Speaker 1: you know, burning all this And at sixteen and seventeen,

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Speaker 1: what did I really know about how much you know?

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Speaker 1: Broken engines? Okay, okay, okay? Now was this the business itself?

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Speaker 1: Was this a gas station owner telling you to do this?

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Speaker 1: Is this is your own idea? I was entrepreneur. I

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Speaker 1: oil deals. We were sounding like we were selling air oils.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, if you really worked the shift, and

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Speaker 1: you're admitting this right now, sure, you'd sell two or

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Speaker 1: three quarts of air oil and on that. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but this is similar. We had red Rob. We had

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Speaker 1: and the franchise I worked for isn't in existence anymore,

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Speaker 1: So the wait staff would sell stuff that wasn't there's

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Speaker 1: like what Greg t did. We used to sell something

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Speaker 1: called the bamboo steamer. Right. You'd order like dumplings and

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Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. Where do I get it? Because it's

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Speaker 1: you put the money upside down. You keep track of

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Speaker 1: I never did that, but I would like that, you

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Speaker 1: know me. You know, I did bootleg movies, but that

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Speaker 1: pay you. The customer pays you what it is, but

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Speaker 1: guy already paid a shell game. Those motorcycles like the mopeds,

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Speaker 1: Did you ever one of those general mopeds? The five

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Speaker 1: General moped. So the mopeds used to come in and

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Speaker 1: have to get gas, but they only took like, maybe

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Speaker 1: I don't know, two dollars worth of gas, three dollars

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Speaker 1: like you come in with a moped, right, moped is

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Speaker 1: a vessel. So you come in and you buy regular,

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Speaker 1: right you, I charge in three fifty, You pay me

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Speaker 1: three fifty. So then what happens is already comes in

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Speaker 1: He goes, I'll fill it up with regular, ten bucks, regular,

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Speaker 1: I've been suspecting this for a long time. Um, two

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Speaker 1: gas stations across the street from each other, right, let's

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Speaker 1: the one that's to fifty is rolling the meter slower

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Speaker 1: I've noticed that in some gas stations, right, I could

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Speaker 1: And I'm telling you, all of a sudden, they get

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Speaker 1: They give you a receipt, you can easily look at

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Speaker 1: fun let's just say a fifteen gallon tank. How they

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Speaker 1: get in sixteen seventeen I'm saying, you're doing the math room,

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Speaker 1: that's what it says, seventeen point six gallons multiply. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well maybe they hung the pump. Was it a zero beforehand? Yes,

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Speaker 1: there's no way something up with that gas, the green one,

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Speaker 1: go to that one. I know exactly what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I don't writing me on green like they're called my gas.

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Speaker 1: I don't go there my gas. Yeah, I understand your promise.

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Speaker 1: YE can get in this room. Collectively we got like

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Speaker 1: the phrase hang the pump. It means I know what

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Speaker 1: it means, the technical definition, but I want to make

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Speaker 1: a new phrase to not reset the pump, to rip

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Speaker 1: off the next custom So ripping off the next person.

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Speaker 1: I was an entrepreneur, no no, no, no, using you

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Speaker 1: for everybody to use in daily like pumping. Fuck. Like

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Speaker 1: I want to say hang the pump, but basically what

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Speaker 1: I'm doing is fucking over the next guy. Hanging the

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Speaker 1: banging man. He's hanging the pump. But that's what we

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Speaker 1: I hung the pump on the next car called the dump.

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Speaker 1: We dumped the money, screw over the customer. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're hanging. We did with with with trainee oil. We

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Speaker 1: did it with everything like training you're talking about transmission, fluid,

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Speaker 1: you could do it all kinds the air pump transmission.

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Speaker 1: Don't you run the risk of the person looking at

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Speaker 1: people they don't understand the car engine. They never got out,

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Speaker 1: and when the hood's up, they can't see. Nobody can

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Speaker 1: the hood like this, Look, we understand. It's a visual

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Speaker 1: and we're doing a podcast. Everybody looked the fifteen minute

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