Speaker 1: West at its Angela. It's lip service and he has
Speaker 1: some great, great co hosts and guests. Today. I'm St. Santiago,
Speaker 1: I'm G. G. Maguire and you might know alex A
Speaker 1: k A Passport Cutty because she does a lip service blog.
Speaker 1: And we got Brittany here with us too. Now, Brittany
Speaker 1: has her own company, high pleedsures dot Com, and she
Speaker 1: actually makes something that we're all very interested in called
Speaker 1: sugar com. But we're gonna get into that in a second.
Speaker 1: First we're gonna stet up at the tip of the day. Now,
Speaker 1: G you had an issue. So what is like the
Speaker 1: stop dropping roll procedure for when you get come in
Speaker 1: your eye? Well, you're a lesbian, so yeah, it's little.
Speaker 1: You probably don't get coming. But speaking from the sexpert,
Speaker 1: you never have sex with a man. No, No, I have,
Speaker 1: but I don't think you don't do this just just
Speaker 1: not happening, but with women. So my thing is like, okay,
Speaker 1: so like my girl are like I think we're all
Speaker 1: sits on my face. We're gonna be honest. So I've
Speaker 1: had it in my eye before, Like yeah, yeah, my
Speaker 1: girls s everywhere, but it's it's not I mean, I
Speaker 1: love that. I mean, it sounds like a big deal.
Speaker 1: It's not. We'll see. It's different with semen because the
Speaker 1: other day my eye was on fire and I thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna literally fall out of my head and
Speaker 1: it was extremely painful. It was like red and burning.
Speaker 1: She actually tested me and stepping in the group chat. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I texted them in the group chat. I text her
Speaker 1: in a separate group chat. I text like six of
Speaker 1: my friends and was like, I'm going blind. He came
Speaker 1: in my eye and it won't stop bordering. It's been
Speaker 1: over an hour and it's still like it's dying. My
Speaker 1: eye is dying. No, I just I flushed it out
Speaker 1: with some water. Yeah, that's it went away. Flush it
Speaker 1: out with some warm water and keep your eye closed.
Speaker 1: That's never good. Before it was a good like two
Speaker 1: hours of irritation or more, at least maybe two and
Speaker 1: a half hours before it started to subside. Were you
Speaker 1: mad that he busting in your eye? I was more
Speaker 1: mad that it got on my lashes than anything else.
Speaker 1: But actually my lashes. Most of it hit my lash,
Speaker 1: so my lashes kind of protected my eye. They were
Speaker 1: like the come shield and it like protected my eye.
Speaker 1: But because I feel like if I feel like if
Speaker 1: my lashes didn't catch most of it and it all
Speaker 1: got and what most of it got in my eye,
Speaker 1: that I probably would be sitting here with I pat
Speaker 1: you on right now. And that was last week. I
Speaker 1: think when something like that happens, you should get like
Speaker 1: a war washcloth and you know, wetted or warm water
Speaker 1: and just your eye scrubbing. You See, I couldn't scrub
Speaker 1: because my lashes. I'm still worried about. Had anybody ever
Speaker 1: busted on your face and you just got your hair
Speaker 1: done or oh it got in my hair too, But
Speaker 1: I was more mad that it was in my eye
Speaker 1: that was in my hair, and I had just pressed
Speaker 1: my hair off the day before, so my hair was
Speaker 1: straight and it was like on the top it was
Speaker 1: there here. It was just like all over this. Don't
Speaker 1: You've been kind of mad, like why would you do
Speaker 1: that to me? I've learned to aim. You gotta aim
Speaker 1: it at it and not up. But I wasn't holding
Speaker 1: it it. It was one of those camere, let me
Speaker 1: put it on your face, and I just laid there
Speaker 1: and then okay, you gotta close your eyes next time,
Speaker 1: or maybe put your hand like this and be like, okay,
Speaker 1: like some coming shield. All right, but I don't think
Speaker 1: there's anything medically. Maybe you could get pink eye. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I had pink eyf for like an
Speaker 1: hour and a half and all is better now. So
Speaker 1: in the future, how do you prevent something like that
Speaker 1: from happening. I'm going to close my eyes. You're like,
Speaker 1: I want to see it. I want to close now.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought that up because we are going
Speaker 1: to talk about this sugar come now. Perhaps if he
Speaker 1: had had some sugar comb, it wouldn't burnet. At least
Speaker 1: it'll be sweet in your eye. Now, Britney explained to
Speaker 1: us what sugar comes. So sugar comb is all natural
Speaker 1: supplement that I put to your other. Myself have a
Speaker 1: medical degree. I was pre men and I dropped out
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to go to school for twelve
Speaker 1: years or a half of my life. So I just
Speaker 1: decided to um put together my own supplement. And then
Speaker 1: I had a bad experience with the girl once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like yeah, I was terrible. So I was like, right,
Speaker 1: I had to come up with some sure right when
Speaker 1: I was like eighteen or nineteen, and I came up
Speaker 1: with this, and then I'm not a chemist. I did
Speaker 1: study chemistry, but I actually have a chemist that works
Speaker 1: for me, and I took it to a lab and
Speaker 1: got everything tested. But through research and development, I put
Speaker 1: a sure come together. Okay, so let's talk about what
Speaker 1: this does. So basically, it makes your come taste good.
Speaker 1: Your bodied le sluctrians male and female. Personal Yeah, your
Speaker 1: personal body fluids. Your personal body fluids taste much sweeter
Speaker 1: when you use. And that was the only one flavor, Like,
Speaker 1: is it like a Hennessy flavor? The ingredients it says
Speaker 1: that it'll taste pineapple, a kai wheat rest, cinnamon, and
Speaker 1: Papa get extras. You're just saying like paradise, you taste
Speaker 1: like your tropical smoothie. Yeah, And so how do you
Speaker 1: take this? So it's pills. You take two pills, two
Speaker 1: pills every day. So for some people it works like
Speaker 1: on the spot. It just depends on your diet, your metabolism,
Speaker 1: like you know, smoke drink. If you're diet is ship,
Speaker 1: you're gonna taste like shit, you know. It's like you're
Speaker 1: gonna taste like what you eat. You are what you eat.
Speaker 1: You are what you eat. Yeah, so like I had
Speaker 1: a friend that she burned her boyfriend from meeting yogurt
Speaker 1: because he had yogurt, and then she came a blow
Speaker 1: a job and then he tasted like yogurt, fucking yogurt.
Speaker 1: So she was like, no more, but that good. So
Speaker 1: but it was like according to her, I mean, it
Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't. You know. It's like yogurt is very
Speaker 1: tardy and thick, and not to get too graphic, it's
Speaker 1: not we don't want thick yogurt giving Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: at least for you guys in your case, right, So, um,
Speaker 1: what what would be a good taste if your man
Speaker 1: could taste like something? What would you want him to
Speaker 1: taste like? And this works from men and women. Women
Speaker 1: think macaroni and cheats ens like picking up It's like
Speaker 1: picking the flavor for the new lace, potato chips, chicken
Speaker 1: and waffles tastes like taking the waffles. I wanted to
Speaker 1: taste like s'mores. I like red sour patkass. You said
Speaker 1: you tasted that before? Yeah, I have, I have, I
Speaker 1: not too long ago. I I swallowed and I was
Speaker 1: like I came up, like what are you eating? Hey?
Speaker 1: What are you eating. It was like candy. It was good.
Speaker 1: It tasted like it tasted like sweet. It was really sweet.
Speaker 1: And I came up. I'm sadly I was tasted. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, babe, you taste so good.
Speaker 1: What were you eating? And he was like, oh, candy.
Speaker 1: Everybody ever tasted tasted salty, and really, I don't actually
Speaker 1: their diets they're yeah, And he's really he's a really
Speaker 1: healthy guy. Like he he has a good diet, he
Speaker 1: tastes good care of he's a lot of candy, I see.
Speaker 1: And I always thought we weren't supposed to really taste
Speaker 1: like anything, like what A like, you definitely not supposed
Speaker 1: to taste bad, right, well, you don't want to taste bad,
Speaker 1: so I mean, like it all goes back to lick
Speaker 1: your diet. So it's like okay, So I like people
Speaker 1: are like, okay, look, I'm not gonna stop smoking weed.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop drinking or might stop smoking cigarettes,
Speaker 1: or I'm not gonna change my diet. So if you're not,
Speaker 1: then just take sugar every day. He tastes like salad
Speaker 1: diesel so crashy. But I am a chronic smoker, a
Speaker 1: chronically chronic smoker. So um, I think I got a chance, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want you to chang. Yeah, you know if you
Speaker 1: taste good first of all, if you have sex with
Speaker 1: your man and then you taste his dick after that, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how you not do it. But I hate it everything.
Speaker 1: I don't even like giving a passport cut. You don't
Speaker 1: even like giving blow jobs, which I finally be shocking.
Speaker 1: What's a job? That's why? To blow job? Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how it's too much work. Think of
Speaker 1: all the things that you have to do. You have
Speaker 1: to suck, okay, to jerk, you have to have a rhythm.
Speaker 1: My teeth sometimes are like imprinted inside by gums, you know,
Speaker 1: my shopping all day. Yeah, but that doesn't hurt. Hurts.
Speaker 1: I just said that the inside of my teeth the imprinted.
Speaker 1: How long are you sucking dick for? Not long? I
Speaker 1: don't do it. You're not doing it right? Four minutes
Speaker 1: and thirty seconds. A girl and your gums making emperor now.
Speaker 1: But because I try to do a lot of pressure
Speaker 1: so that they can come fast, I don't know that
Speaker 1: doesn't want you know what? Women? You can I'm saying
Speaker 1: this one. No, no, because I never know what to
Speaker 1: do with my lips, Like do you just wait? I can't.
Speaker 1: You have to use them, you know around you. I
Speaker 1: don't do that, terrible. You cannot If a guy looks
Speaker 1: at you and you got you it's a real I'm
Speaker 1: like trying to suck my SI inside of your lips
Speaker 1: without your No, yeah, you don't. You don't suck your
Speaker 1: teeth into your into your You don't suck your lips
Speaker 1: into your teeth. You know, you put them out, Like,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm saying, You gotta keep your
Speaker 1: teeth you yeah, and don't worry and the and uh.
Speaker 1: But while you're sucking and licking and breathing and moaning
Speaker 1: and spetty, I am checked that you don't have to
Speaker 1: dick that. Well, it's hard. I like doing it. It's
Speaker 1: easy to open up that. Why do you ever do
Speaker 1: it wrong? So you don't have to do it anymore? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do it really lazy. Every episode when she got
Speaker 1: the pillow and put her head down to give the
Speaker 1: blow job, that's to me. I just do it so long.
Speaker 1: All you have to do is make a lot of
Speaker 1: noise and be slappy. Yeah, but then they want you
Speaker 1: to talk during it. First of all, if you like
Speaker 1: talk about they want you to make like noises like yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. A questions and expect you
Speaker 1: to answer. And that's when you say, excuse me for
Speaker 1: one second, do you want me to second dick? Or
Speaker 1: you want to have a like you dick? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: so you love it? So you just put one thing
Speaker 1: up like hold on, hold up, No, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie when I've gotten that. Oh you love this dick
Speaker 1: and said my mom was like, or you just give
Speaker 1: it a thumbs up. You're just like shutting up, not talking.
Speaker 1: Just calm now, concentrate on coming. So, Brittany, when you
Speaker 1: said you came up with this um come this um
Speaker 1: sugar come because somebody tasted bad. What did it taste like?
Speaker 1: It was a girl obviously, Um it was just just
Speaker 1: terrible experience. Was it like salty? It was just bad.
Speaker 1: It was just it was so bad. And then I
Speaker 1: was with it for the second time. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh you went back because I wasn't sure, you know,
Speaker 1: I was like I would I just wanted to, you know,
Speaker 1: doble chuck. And I was like it was eighteen or eighteen,
Speaker 1: so I didn't know any better. I think she had
Speaker 1: like an STD or something, and you know, I got
Speaker 1: tested after that was good. You know, I just think
Speaker 1: it was her. It was her peach that was just off.
Speaker 1: Because it really does depend on it. Even if you
Speaker 1: like you're active and you work out a lot of
Speaker 1: if your pH is off, then it can just mess
Speaker 1: up like everything your body. So you just have to
Speaker 1: be aware of you know, even guys like so, like
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of gay guy friends, you know, Mammy,
Speaker 1: you know, um, so they date all these gym guys
Speaker 1: that they take all this protein and all this ship
Speaker 1: and then they taste like protein powder and it's nasty
Speaker 1: and then they're like they're like bringing home and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, right, just you don't just take this and
Speaker 1: they're good. So, so you know, people that are healthy,
Speaker 1: It just depends. It all depends if if you like
Speaker 1: I'm a firm believer in having a balance, right, So
Speaker 1: if you overdo it on one thing, then it's not
Speaker 1: gonna be good. So if you're taking if all you eat,
Speaker 1: if all you consume every day is just protein and
Speaker 1: the protein powder, your cum is gonna be like it's
Speaker 1: sorry to be so nasty. It's gonna be like nasty
Speaker 1: and thick and white, and you're gonna taste like a
Speaker 1: fucking protein shake. I don't know how good that's gonna
Speaker 1: take it that that doesn't sound so bad. It doesn't
Speaker 1: sound bad. But based off of the gay guy friends
Speaker 1: that I have, they're like, yo, like it's not all
Speaker 1: that good, you know, so and this we grass in
Speaker 1: it too, yeah, because we grass is good and it
Speaker 1: gives you energy, and I wanted to create something that
Speaker 1: was a raised You're gonna taste good and you're gonna
Speaker 1: get some energy, and you know you're gonna get some
Speaker 1: energy too. So now here's something I said. G G
Speaker 1: and Stephanie were discussing. They were talking about birth control.
Speaker 1: Stephanie was complaining that we never talked about birth control. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that that's something we should talk about. Okay,
Speaker 1: we talk about sex a lot. We should talk about
Speaker 1: keeping it safe, not having abortions. Right, yeah, gosh, she
Speaker 1: went it likes ahead stefinitely. Know me personally, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't use birth control because I'm naturally, you know,
Speaker 1: a thick girl like I'm you know, I'm not fat,
Speaker 1: but I'm not a skinny person. So when I take
Speaker 1: birth control, when I the double shot the pill, it
Speaker 1: makes me gain weight. It might make me gain weight,
Speaker 1: and I'm not even gonna try it. So the rhythm
Speaker 1: I use um condoms. I don't have a real sex
Speaker 1: very often. But you let anybody eat you out raw. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we're talking about birth control and can stay on topic. Okay,
Speaker 1: Sorry I digressed it, he said. I used kind of
Speaker 1: most of the time. No, but but you know you
Speaker 1: were saying. Alex was saying that I've yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: every single one, but a lot of them. I've been
Speaker 1: on a shot, the patch, the pill. Which one do
Speaker 1: you like best? All of them? Because pregnant them all
Speaker 1: at the same time. I like the implan. First of all,
Speaker 1: the shot made me gain weight. The patch was dirty.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it was dirty? You know, it's
Speaker 1: like a natch. We put it on like okay, I
Speaker 1: used to put it on my butt sometimes I forgot,
Speaker 1: forget to take one off, and then I would have
Speaker 1: two one. I was like, this looks like a face.
Speaker 1: What is going on the one back? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I say, and then it does look dirty. It's just
Speaker 1: a It's not sexy. Yeah, but then the implemon made
Speaker 1: me bleed for them. It's like this little vile or
Speaker 1: match stick that they put inside your arm. It's actually
Speaker 1: right here. You can't even know you have it in
Speaker 1: now Okay, my boyfriend actually calls it the chip. He's like,
Speaker 1: you're mutant. You know exactly where you are right now GPS.
Speaker 1: So now, um, it made me believe for so long
Speaker 1: that the doctor put me over. I don't have to
Speaker 1: deal with these. I was on two birth controls at
Speaker 1: the same time. I probably could like never have kids
Speaker 1: in life because I would have so much birth control
Speaker 1: on me. I'm just like, nope, it's not getting there.
Speaker 1: What about condoms that you think about STDs or anything,
Speaker 1: or you have a boyfriend, so you guys don't use condoms? However,
Speaker 1: one of those I mean if you have a boyfriend, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if your boyfriend teaching you, are you gonna be like
Speaker 1: when he comes back, we got to use condoms. So
Speaker 1: I tried that. So it's impossible to go if I'm
Speaker 1: not using condoms. Using them, it's like once it's gone,
Speaker 1: is gone forever. There's no going back. We gotta live in.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you want to hear a guy's feeling. It's like
Speaker 1: you're gonna use a condom dirty, no, but you know
Speaker 1: you got to pull it out the first time so
Speaker 1: that you don't look bad. But then you know you
Speaker 1: don't want to use it anyway, and then the next
Speaker 1: time and never use it again. We use it the
Speaker 1: first time. Most people just buy like one or one pack,
Speaker 1: finish it on purpose, and then they's no more. You know,
Speaker 1: in the next morning they just roll over in it
Speaker 1: because you look at a guy weird too if he
Speaker 1: tries to, especially the first time. Not me. I'm a
Speaker 1: total opposite. I want to use a condom all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have raw sex. I don't think
Speaker 1: in my mind that it feels better like I don't
Speaker 1: want to start. I like using car I had sex
Speaker 1: with Ainois and it broke, and then it started feeling
Speaker 1: so good. You're like, I know it's broke, but were
Speaker 1: not stop. I've used the card you get off for me,
Speaker 1: and then it broke, and then it just starts feeling
Speaker 1: so good. That's how you know it broke, because you're like,
Speaker 1: too good kind of broken, pull out because something's going on. Now.
Speaker 1: I have a friend, by the way, who her boyfriend
Speaker 1: would never let her swallow his come, like he would
Speaker 1: come in her mouth and then make her go spit
Speaker 1: it out because he didn't like to boyfriend you like that, jees,
Speaker 1: Why you're making that face? Why didn't he make her
Speaker 1: spit it out though? What was the point? It's already
Speaker 1: in her mouth, so you didn't want her to get
Speaker 1: pregnant from that way. That's that's so weird. It's like, no, aggy,
Speaker 1: if you got to listen body kind in your mouth,
Speaker 1: you should just swallow it. Yeah, I don't want I
Speaker 1: don't understand the girls swallow income. But what it's beneficial
Speaker 1: because now guys are going to use this because they
Speaker 1: didn't and I don't know came across this. I didn't
Speaker 1: read that sperm is beneficial for women. So for I
Speaker 1: can't remember everything. But yeah, no, no it's not. It's not.
Speaker 1: You can google it. There actually is like a bunch
Speaker 1: of like beneficial facts. Yet see now, even like these
Speaker 1: guys write these articles hoping me. You know what's crazy?
Speaker 1: People always say stuff like, oh, come tastes good. They person,
Speaker 1: how did would you buy it if they sold it
Speaker 1: in the store? Would you that that calm that I
Speaker 1: was about that that com that I was talking about
Speaker 1: that tasted like candy. Yes, if they sold it in
Speaker 1: the store, I would buy about it. Sorry, you can't
Speaker 1: tell something not saying it's a benefit and not tell
Speaker 1: us what those benefits. I read up on it, but
Speaker 1: I don't I can't remember, honestly, but there is a
Speaker 1: bunch of benefits actually, not that I would know, but
Speaker 1: I did read up on it. And because they all
Speaker 1: my guy friends like, yo, like, so all my guy
Speaker 1: friends are all older, all these all rich old dudes,
Speaker 1: and they're all married and they all cheat on their
Speaker 1: wives obviously, so and then they're like, yo, it's make
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to give me a blow job? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, but like whine. And then they all
Speaker 1: like they're diet of ship. They drink every day and
Speaker 1: like you don't just take this, and then they go
Speaker 1: and like they're good, you know. And then I did
Speaker 1: research on it was okay for if you actually swallow sperm.
Speaker 1: There's health benefits to it, and I can't remember all
Speaker 1: of it. I'm sorry, but I can't email it to you,
Speaker 1: but there are there are some health benefits Freddy out
Speaker 1: of place to you guys. It does when you have
Speaker 1: sex with the w mean that you you know for
Speaker 1: the first time. Do you have any protection that you
Speaker 1: use like a dental damn when you nobody uses that
Speaker 1: ship We learned about this in school. Okay, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: it does not. Yeah, I've never even seen one. I
Speaker 1: always don't want to be I have seen him and
Speaker 1: don't like. Yeah, it's like, so you can use It's
Speaker 1: like you're sucking a dig with a condom on, so
Speaker 1: you can use anything. Then yeah, that's so there's no protection.
Speaker 1: Let's means are like at the bottom of the food
Speaker 1: chain to catch in a CD. Yeah, it's all yeah,
Speaker 1: like do you use strap on and stuff? Sometimes it
Speaker 1: depends on your partner. That's a lot of work. Is
Speaker 1: actually it's fun at least for me, Like me, okay
Speaker 1: me personally, I like to like if we're gonna get personally,
Speaker 1: I like to fun a girl with the strap on,
Speaker 1: I get me personally. I get satisfaction on that. And
Speaker 1: if the girls enjoy it, then because the girl knows,
Speaker 1: like it's weird because most of the girls that I
Speaker 1: have been with have been straight supposed me right straight right.
Speaker 1: But then it's like a lot of like a lot
Speaker 1: of women can't just come off of penetration, right, Not
Speaker 1: that all women, but a lot of are these ones
Speaker 1: that I dated that are straight. And then I funked
Speaker 1: him with the shop and like, oh my god, Like,
Speaker 1: where'd you come from? And it's crazy, bro, I came
Speaker 1: from Spence. I care for my emmy. So now let
Speaker 1: me ask you this. So, say you with one girl
Speaker 1: and then you're with another girl, can you use the
Speaker 1: same strap? No, I never do that out of respect
Speaker 1: me personally, I don't do that. And I'm in the
Speaker 1: like I'm in the business, like I just have a
Speaker 1: sex story that got a never ending supply of Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have like a fucking toy chest home. Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: i'd no, no what I mean. So if I'm with
Speaker 1: one girl, I'm gonna have sex with brand new? Yeah,
Speaker 1: brand new? I don't. I don't do that. So you
Speaker 1: ever had threesome with the strap um off? Yes? No, no,
Speaker 1: but you can't do that with what I've had a
Speaker 1: three some with two girls that never works out because
Speaker 1: there's always jealous see and there's drama. Yeah, oh my god, no,
Speaker 1: oh my god, no, it's too much. No, especially imagine
Speaker 1: I'm a girl and you have two other girls. It's
Speaker 1: just fucking like cooning here and like it's not it
Speaker 1: doesn't work out. So I know my lesson the first time.
Speaker 1: We're very needy. Yeah, women are needy, So that is true.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't like three like that, and I
Speaker 1: under see if I could be straight, I would like
Speaker 1: I wish I could date a guy because men are
Speaker 1: so much easier. Women are complicating. Oh my god, yea,
Speaker 1: men are so much easier than women's. Go do what.
Speaker 1: I agree, there's easier. They're just like chill. Like women
Speaker 1: are so needy and like if you don't call them
Speaker 1: within an hour that you're fucking someone else, especially in Miami,
Speaker 1: your cheat or a cheat or number one. Yeah, but women,
Speaker 1: ya could be needy together. No, I'm not needing, like
Speaker 1: I don't know me personally, I'm not because then we're
Speaker 1: both calling each other all the time because we're both needy. Yeah, said,
Speaker 1: where you are, what are you doing? Who are you with?
Speaker 1: Who you go out? Then it's social media is the
Speaker 1: biggest heat up of life. So how long have you
Speaker 1: been with your girlfriend? Oh? Whoa? I So I was
Speaker 1: with my ex for like seven years and then I
Speaker 1: found this girl and I've been with her for like
Speaker 1: a few months long. So you just broke up with
Speaker 1: your ex. Yeah, it was just you've been girl for Miami,
Speaker 1: like just yeah, just that's crazy. You just moved on
Speaker 1: that quick. It was there. Yeah, it was just we
Speaker 1: were on and off for like the past seven years,
Speaker 1: so that's a long time. She she was straight and
Speaker 1: then the one I was now straight straight for seven years.
Speaker 1: So did she have to come out to her family years? Yeah? Damn.
Speaker 1: And then you left her? So she was that straight
Speaker 1: if she came out? Oh no, they I know. I
Speaker 1: hooked up with her and obviously she wasn't straight, but
Speaker 1: when I met her she was, so she had I've
Speaker 1: never been with a woman before, never, So how do
Speaker 1: you game her into that? Like? How does that happen?
Speaker 1: She wanted it, she was curious, but how do you like,
Speaker 1: how do you you know? There's like I don't even
Speaker 1: it's weird because like back home, like I want to
Speaker 1: get on by guys, which is just like ridiculous because
Speaker 1: I like, dude, we're dressing the same clothes. But I
Speaker 1: get hit on by more straight girls than gay girls.
Speaker 1: And I think I look gay, right, And if you
Speaker 1: saw me and she like, Yo, she's a lesbian, right,
Speaker 1: what do you think when she walked in? I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's a leslie okay, so and especially you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know back home is done on all the time.
Speaker 1: I didn't I would have automatically says not because I
Speaker 1: dressed yeah, very casual. I guess the mammy, it's different
Speaker 1: because being dressed somewhat like this. What kind of women
Speaker 1: do you like? I like girls that don't okay, she
Speaker 1: likes yeah, very yeah, very feminine like I guess that's
Speaker 1: where I tracked the straight girls, but like them both.
Speaker 1: So then so then I mean, I like the challenge
Speaker 1: of it. If a girl comes onto me in the street,
Speaker 1: I like, I like the more because it's more of
Speaker 1: a challenge then with men signs tell me that because
Speaker 1: I don't know what the signs are, somebody could be like,
Speaker 1: what was what was the giant thing we learned before? Oh? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I remember that episode with the with the two lesbians
Speaker 1: that we had that and the one that owns the club?
Speaker 1: All right, but something wasn't it like like a look
Speaker 1: look waiting, like eye mouth, that's what it was like,
Speaker 1: look at me, look at your mouth and a straight girl?
Speaker 1: You know. She was saying, like, how do you know,
Speaker 1: like when a girl is sitting on what's a good
Speaker 1: way to hit on a girl? Right? I said, I've
Speaker 1: never hit on a girl before ever? On you? Never,
Speaker 1: I'm too proude for I don't you let them come
Speaker 1: to you? You're afraid of rejection? Yeah, so I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't just go. I don't go looking forward to
Speaker 1: And I was on your relationship for a really long time,
Speaker 1: so I didn't really have to. Do you have fish
Speaker 1: for girls on the internet? No? Never, I'm sure in
Speaker 1: Miami is a lot of experimenting. Mammy's too easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Where I live, it's too easy. Do
Speaker 1: you just go to a gay club? I I haven't
Speaker 1: in a while. I stay away. Do you be checking
Speaker 1: on these women easy? My building where I live, it's easy.
Speaker 1: It's like all these girls work in the nightclubs and
Speaker 1: Mammy and it's like they're all straight. But then they
Speaker 1: come hang out in my apartment and it's take a
Speaker 1: big party and he'd be like, here, try this and
Speaker 1: I eat your pussy, he tasted. Do you try to
Speaker 1: slip this in people's drinks? Like here? This takes nasty.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna crush this up and put it in her food.
Speaker 1: Do you be checking on these girls now? Well, you're
Speaker 1: asking me from a horror like like if you spend
Speaker 1: money and trink I mean my girl stuff. And that's
Speaker 1: why the girl was No, it's not for Mammi because
Speaker 1: all the Mammi chicks like where card do you have?
Speaker 1: Where do you live? How much money you have? They're
Speaker 1: all done from me. They're as different romance and they
Speaker 1: all broke as yeah I have sugar eyes. But then
Speaker 1: they want to know and they it's just a different
Speaker 1: it's a different lifestyle. So when they come here, it's
Speaker 1: more understand why people in Miami have roommates when it's
Speaker 1: so cheap to live in Florida. It's it is not
Speaker 1: its one bedroom that's normal. That's still expensive expensive for them.
Speaker 1: Because I listen, I definitely looked at some places because
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe I'll get a place. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, nothing. I guess it's because New York is
Speaker 1: so expensive everywhere. You know what it is the same
Speaker 1: kind of like as being expensive. It's the same three
Speaker 1: bedroom duplex in Miami, and they were paid thirty five
Speaker 1: a month, and it was a three bedroom. Where was
Speaker 1: it There wasn't on the beach, no, how no, it
Speaker 1: wasn't in the ghetto. It was in a nice neighborhood
Speaker 1: because if you look like it was like maybe twenty
Speaker 1: five minutes from Soft Beach, but northen. He lived in
Speaker 1: North Miami. Not expensive. But if you try to get
Speaker 1: some places on the beach and your kind and it
Speaker 1: would be so expensive. It was like minutes from the beach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's nice. It was a nice place and it was nice.
Speaker 1: But listen first, still not cheap for three bedroom, it said,
Speaker 1: because you could get that in New York. I mean
Speaker 1: thirty three bedroom. You can the ghetto. No, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and the ghetto. Now let me ask you this. Have
Speaker 1: you ever done something so embarrassing on a date that
Speaker 1: you didn't want to talk to the person again afterwards?
Speaker 1: Like you embarrass yourself? You ever did something so embarrassing
Speaker 1: on a day? I don't date a lot. It's like
Speaker 1: we don't start dating until after I have where I
Speaker 1: got so drunk and washed up that I couldn't even
Speaker 1: face my friends the next day, like not even my
Speaker 1: best friends, Like I didn't even want to see my friend.
Speaker 1: That's so, and you don't know what happened, and then
Speaker 1: you keep getting a little bit but I remember, like
Speaker 1: I remember, just all right, this is what happened. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you guys what happened. So I went on
Speaker 1: this date with this guy. Right, we went out, we
Speaker 1: went to eat, everything was fine, and then we went
Speaker 1: and met up with some of my friends. It was
Speaker 1: back in the day. Do y'all remember club home? Remember
Speaker 1: it was club home and it was like a light
Speaker 1: night our club home, which wasn't which isn't too often
Speaker 1: at that time it was. So it was by like
Speaker 1: a Wednesday, but I think Wednesday was the night, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so whatever. So we went to home and I started drinking.
Speaker 1: All right, first thing happened. This is the first thing
Speaker 1: that happened. Sorry, I was standing on the couch. Boom,
Speaker 1: I fall off the couch, on the table, everything off.
Speaker 1: So now I'm talking about the whole bucket of ice,
Speaker 1: to juices, the drinks. Everybody ship is on the floor. Right,
Speaker 1: So okay, next we leave, we're on the droptop. Right,
Speaker 1: We're in a droptop. So I'm washed up, drunk, I'm
Speaker 1: like black out drunk. Everything is fuzzy to me, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So I noticed that one of
Speaker 1: my friends wasn't with us, So I hit the guy
Speaker 1: in the back of the head that's driving, and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: we can't leave without chevry right. So they're like, she's
Speaker 1: in the other car. So I started flipping out, No
Speaker 1: she's not. You guys try to kidnap me. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: y'all think y'all could take a did you be? Because
Speaker 1: I'm shrunk so bo. My home girl pulls up on
Speaker 1: the side and she's like, calm down, steph and well together,
Speaker 1: all right? So boy, the next embarrassing thing that happens.
Speaker 1: We go back to my home girl's house. She had
Speaker 1: like a dope like little apartment and soho at the time.
Speaker 1: We go back to my home girl's house there and
Speaker 1: I said, I'm going to use the bathroom. And that's
Speaker 1: the last thing I remember. That's the last thing I remember.
Speaker 1: She was ba ck it. She said she came into
Speaker 1: the bathroom because I was taking too long. And she
Speaker 1: said that when she walked into the bathroom, I was
Speaker 1: talking to the wall. I was saying on the toilet,
Speaker 1: like talking to the wall. And she got me out
Speaker 1: the bathroom, washed my hands, got me out the bathroom.
Speaker 1: When we went outside, then I had to use the
Speaker 1: bathroom again. So I thought she was the bathroom and
Speaker 1: I trying to pull my pants down, and he on
Speaker 1: her lab and my this is all on a date.
Speaker 1: This is where the guy is still there. He's still
Speaker 1: with us. They were like playing cards and drinking after hours.
Speaker 1: Now you beat on your friend. No, no, no, she
Speaker 1: stopped me. She took me to the bathroom. She said
Speaker 1: that I went to the bathroom, I fell asleep on
Speaker 1: the toilet, so they got me out of the bathroom
Speaker 1: again and put me in the bath I woke up.
Speaker 1: Everybody was gone, my money was gone, my phones were gone. No,
Speaker 1: she took my purse. They left, like to get breakfast
Speaker 1: or something that she took my purse. But I flipped out.
Speaker 1: So when I woke up, I flipped out. I thought,
Speaker 1: I don't know. To this day, I don't know she's breakfast,
Speaker 1: just trying to keep an eye on your stuff out
Speaker 1: of it. But I still didn't understand why. So I
Speaker 1: went home to my mom's house. You got robbed, No,
Speaker 1: But I was young, so I was still living my
Speaker 1: mom I was really young. So I went. I went
Speaker 1: home to my mom's house and I'm like calling myself phone,
Speaker 1: calling my cell phone, and finally the girl picked it
Speaker 1: up and she's like, no, we want to get food.
Speaker 1: Where did you go? And I'm spausing on home. I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: what are you at with my stuff? Like I was
Speaker 1: spats and I was like, man, stop playing with you
Speaker 1: can't take somebody phone. She said. I wasn't even caring
Speaker 1: about the body. I don't have a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I had like maybe two three hundred dollars on me.
Speaker 1: I didn't even have a lot of money. I didn't
Speaker 1: care about the money. I was really upset about my
Speaker 1: phone and my hands. I had a Fendi bag. I'll
Speaker 1: never forget it. It It was a little Fendi bag. Get
Speaker 1: Did you did that guy ever take you out again? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I ended up. I ended up being with him after that.
Speaker 1: He was like listening after that. I don't think I
Speaker 1: could get Eddie Worster that. So I could deal with that. Now,
Speaker 1: g you gotta ribbed what happened. So it was one
Speaker 1: of those Scott the Animal Buffalo nights. Yeah, that's when
Speaker 1: you got a drink and only use your left hand.
Speaker 1: Did you get quite check? Anyare right here and you
Speaker 1: gotta take a shot, right, Okay? So I was what
Speaker 1: what wasted? Right? So it was me and like four
Speaker 1: of my home girls and like him and my guy
Speaker 1: and all of their friends, and we ended up in
Speaker 1: um one of their one of his friends had a
Speaker 1: sweet at the fountin Blue. So we end up in
Speaker 1: the Fountain Blue, Me and him going to like one
Speaker 1: of the bedrooms, and I left my purse like out
Speaker 1: on the living room table. But I'm thinking, like not
Speaker 1: where people we know? Yeah, I'm not even thinking I'm
Speaker 1: leaving my purse unattended because I'm like I'm his homeboy's
Speaker 1: room and his homeboy, Like they all got money, so
Speaker 1: who's gonna steal from me? Right? So woke up the
Speaker 1: next day, got back to my room, went to like
Speaker 1: go through my purse, and like my wallet was completely empty.
Speaker 1: It was like fire, what Yeah, who was there? They
Speaker 1: had to check some girls? Yeah, some girls came in
Speaker 1: after us. That's crazy. They bought some girls and like
Speaker 1: after we went into the room, they have brought some
Speaker 1: girls in there, and I'd have been so tight. It
Speaker 1: was a Louis purse. So they like said the curse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they left everything, but they just took the money. What
Speaker 1: about you, Alex, You ever been on a date that
Speaker 1: was embarrassing? Oh? Actually I have not. I think about it,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't something that I did. I was on
Speaker 1: the day with this with this guy that I was with,
Speaker 1: and his baby mother's cousin was in the same restaurant,
Speaker 1: and when she saw us, she had just had another baby,
Speaker 1: so she was tied down with two kids. She couldn't
Speaker 1: go nowhere. It was like eleven Sons and it was Applebee's.
Speaker 1: Actually I was actually kind of young. So we're sitting
Speaker 1: there and she's calling his phone, but she was alway
Speaker 1: already that crazy baby mamma who I hated so much,
Speaker 1: So before we went out that night, I had already
Speaker 1: forwarded his calls to my phone. So she was calling
Speaker 1: his phone and kept on coming to my phone. So
Speaker 1: I'm why did you for it his calls because she
Speaker 1: just used to interrupt too much we was going out.
Speaker 1: Did he know that you did that? He like, he
Speaker 1: didn't know. So I went in ford his calls and
Speaker 1: she kept on calling. Once the cousin sores, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that the cousin was gonna. I didn't know he
Speaker 1: was going anywhere to see anybody that she knew, but
Speaker 1: I just forwarded them because she was always interrupting, going
Speaker 1: for everything. She'll calling me, I got one pamper left,
Speaker 1: I don't care. So she was like, she kept on calling.
Speaker 1: She couldn't get him, so she called the Applebee's. She
Speaker 1: caused Applebee's. The wait stress comes over and was like,
Speaker 1: are you selling so? And he was like nah, and
Speaker 1: she was like you sure, and she was like nah,
Speaker 1: so he so, so he said no. So then she said, well,
Speaker 1: somebody over there said that you're so and so and
Speaker 1: he was like no. She's like, well, somebody's on the
Speaker 1: phone saying that your mother died and I'm just sitting there,
Speaker 1: shock your mother. He's like, my mother is not dead.
Speaker 1: And then after that we just like wrapped it up
Speaker 1: and left. But I was so mad enough thought after
Speaker 1: that night, I was like, see, this is why I
Speaker 1: don't go to any restaurants with a speaker, because like
Speaker 1: we was calling his name over the speaker. They were
Speaker 1: calling his name over the loudspeaker, but then when he
Speaker 1: didn't answer, that's when the waitress came over and said,
Speaker 1: are you this part that is so crazy? At not
Speaker 1: going to a restaurant. I can't even enjoy my chicken
Speaker 1: salad exactly. Well, what about you, Brittany, You ever had
Speaker 1: an embarrassing date that you're like, Okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I could do this anymore. Honestly, I remember. No,
Speaker 1: I just day crazy women, so they're crazy, not oh
Speaker 1: my god, that makes you crazy. I got hit by
Speaker 1: a car one Oh my god, nobody taps that you
Speaker 1: got hit by a car. Yeah, Max, she hit me
Speaker 1: with my car. You have to you have to explain
Speaker 1: why something like this would happen. Um, so I try
Speaker 1: away from her, I would assume, yeah, she's gonna trying
Speaker 1: to run away from her. And she chased me with
Speaker 1: my own car. I don't know how she got my keys.
Speaker 1: I just didn't give a funk. I don't care. I
Speaker 1: have insurance, and and she's they chased me with my car,
Speaker 1: and she just hits me and and just think I
Speaker 1: fall over the hood. And then I'm like, funk, I
Speaker 1: got it done on my car. This is the niece.
Speaker 1: I gotta pay for this ship, and they have insurance.
Speaker 1: I got insurance, so yeah, I got hit on my
Speaker 1: own car. I got burned with an Iron Ones. You'll
Speaker 1: be doing Miami, you know, crazy. That's why I not
Speaker 1: got a New York chick and no more mammy chicks. No, no,
Speaker 1: whears you with an Iron Mag's girlfriend. This is the
Speaker 1: same girl. No another one. It might be your Cubans. No,
Speaker 1: I'm staying to think it's Brittany because there's no way
Speaker 1: all these things just happen. No, No, I saw me.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They fall in love and then I
Speaker 1: don't have an issue with commitment, and then I just
Speaker 1: want to do my thing and then they get mad.
Speaker 1: So you're a cheater. No, no cheater. I just like
Speaker 1: my freedom. Okay, so you're in a relationship to you
Speaker 1: like your freedom? Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: says every guy on you sound like a guy. For real.
Speaker 1: I have more guy friends. I don't know. But you
Speaker 1: can't be in a relationship and like your freedom. We're
Speaker 1: not not as long as you don't know. I have respect.
Speaker 1: I'm really big on respect, and I respect women. Women
Speaker 1: are beautiful and I will never disrespect a girl that
Speaker 1: i'm with. But don't fucking put me in jail. Put
Speaker 1: you in jail. Yeah, every single one of these girls
Speaker 1: that I want. Bernie, this is a common denominating here.
Speaker 1: Maybe you if every girl you've been my hands put
Speaker 1: you in jail for almost part broke there. It's hard,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not gonna stay home all day and do nothing. No,
Speaker 1: no kind of charriges that you go to. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never been No, they call the
Speaker 1: police on you know, I've never put my hands on
Speaker 1: a girl. They put their hands on me, and I
Speaker 1: just I laugh because it's like, imagine on like a
Speaker 1: really hot girl attacking you and like they're so hot,
Speaker 1: so it's like you're not gonna put their hand in
Speaker 1: your hands on because I'm like, I'm gonna want to
Speaker 1: sunk up your face, like you're too pretty. So you
Speaker 1: got all the game in the world that I've had
Speaker 1: to deal with. But it's like, but now I found
Speaker 1: somebody that's older than me. You know, I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 1: She's like ten years older me. So it's better. She's
Speaker 1: not for Miami, which is a plus. So it's good
Speaker 1: you like crazy women though I do, But to sharing,
Speaker 1: there has to be a balance. What are some things
Speaker 1: that you lie about? But I mean you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: we lie about little things just because it's easier than
Speaker 1: telling this what I mean, it's where I live. It
Speaker 1: it's hard to not go out in party because where
Speaker 1: I live, you know, and I grew up there all
Speaker 1: my friends. I live by Mammy Beach. I live two
Speaker 1: miles from Miami Beach and place You're like, I'm working, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then my business is sucks, so it's hard to
Speaker 1: be fucking little house on the prairie, like I have
Speaker 1: to take that pussy to make sure the pill. So
Speaker 1: my lifestyle was. My lifestyle is completely different, and I
Speaker 1: guess maybe that's why I've attracted the women that I have.
Speaker 1: But some but now it's on a different path. Okay.
Speaker 1: I started doing yoga and like all these ships, I
Speaker 1: gotta change my life. I can't keep getting caps called
Speaker 1: to me burn with. I'm tired of those like crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get hit by my own car.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get burned with an iron, right,
Speaker 1: so at least at me with your car. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: so I'm on a different path and are at least
Speaker 1: trying to It's good. I'm glad. Sometimes you gotta a
Speaker 1: girl that that bad. You have to go it's just
Speaker 1: an experience. Like I'm twenty seven now, so it's like
Speaker 1: I went through that for the past ten years. And
Speaker 1: then I was a stripper and all this crazy ship
Speaker 1: that I went through and my girlfriend was a stripper
Speaker 1: with me while we were so it was like this
Speaker 1: crazy this sounds like a movie. But when yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: doing I'm actually doing to reality show in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm in the making very soon. But when you were
Speaker 1: a stripper, were you like more feminine? Absolutely not. I
Speaker 1: don't know how I made money. I was like probably
Speaker 1: the worst laziest stripper, but guys I wouldn't make money,
Speaker 1: Like guys would just say open up to me. And
Speaker 1: because I'm just real, like, would you tell the guys
Speaker 1: that you were getting Yeah, all the time, because they
Speaker 1: were all trying, and that's actually the challenge. They all
Speaker 1: be like, oh I can turn Yeah. I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you don't know, because I'm like, dude, like you're burning
Speaker 1: up throng tree, Like it's just not gonna happen. But
Speaker 1: I did it for four years and it got me
Speaker 1: to where I am. I know, and I was able
Speaker 1: to start my first business and girl from there, and
Speaker 1: you know, I just hustled, and I do what I
Speaker 1: had to do and Stephanie. But are some things you
Speaker 1: lie about? UM? Some things I lie about UM. Currently,
Speaker 1: I don't really lie about anything because you know, we
Speaker 1: tell a little lie sometimes when I was in UM
Speaker 1: in my past relationships which were failures. So I don't
Speaker 1: recommend lying about these things. But you know I would
Speaker 1: lie like, of course I'm not talking about anybody else
Speaker 1: or UM nobody has my number? How did my phone
Speaker 1: get on? Do not to stirve? I don't know how.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to use my phone. Te disrespectful,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's I mean. I don't even when I'm
Speaker 1: in no matter what I like to UM. I learned
Speaker 1: that lying to impress people it never works. You know.
Speaker 1: You you gotta keep up with lies and when you're
Speaker 1: when you meet a guy, you want to tell them all.
Speaker 1: I come from the good family, I do. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm really great, I'm really loyal, I never cheated. You know,
Speaker 1: all of that comes back to you. I feel like
Speaker 1: you should just keep it real from the beginning and
Speaker 1: see what happens. You know, if they could take the
Speaker 1: real ship from the beginning and you keep moving forward,
Speaker 1: then that might work, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 1: like when I got when when I got with my
Speaker 1: son's father, he and I went together for a long time.
Speaker 1: I lied to him about a lot of things in
Speaker 1: the beginning, and he probably lied to YouTube. Know, he
Speaker 1: was really honest with me, really, you know, he was
Speaker 1: really honest with me in the beginning. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't really feel like he's ever been a liar,
Speaker 1: you know. But when I first met him, I lied
Speaker 1: to him about what I was doing for work. I
Speaker 1: lied to him about a lot of different things, and
Speaker 1: within four or five months he he knew, like all
Speaker 1: my lives were blasted because you can't you can't be
Speaker 1: with somebody and really get to know them. And why
Speaker 1: did you lie trying to get to know a lie?
Speaker 1: You're never gonna where you worked in everything now Because
Speaker 1: I was a stripper when I met my son's father,
Speaker 1: and so I locked him. I told him I was
Speaker 1: working at Barney's because I worked at Barney's for a
Speaker 1: long time. So I was working at Barney's in the daytime,
Speaker 1: and I was working as a stripper in the nighttime.
Speaker 1: So I told them, you know, in the nighttime, I'm
Speaker 1: a bartender. Because at the time bartenders were in such
Speaker 1: big holes like the way they are now actually sling drink. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: they weren't, you know, strippers dressed up as bartenders, as strippers,
Speaker 1: whatever the funk they're doing now. But you know, so
Speaker 1: I told him I was a bartender, and I told
Speaker 1: him I had my job at Barney's. So eventually I
Speaker 1: had to tell him to show for about How did
Speaker 1: he take it? He was like, I already knew that, Okay,
Speaker 1: Like you think I didn't know he was a strip
Speaker 1: of whatevery NW you come home in exactly what he said.
Speaker 1: Some things you lie about, um or did? What? Have?
Speaker 1: I A lot of y'all know, I'm I'm a really,
Speaker 1: really honest person. It's very hard to lie UM And
Speaker 1: I'm not even the type of person that a lied
Speaker 1: to you to make you feel better or to sugarcoat
Speaker 1: things like. I'm really so straightforward and honest that if
Speaker 1: I did lie or would lie about something, it would
Speaker 1: have to be just like something, just like lying for
Speaker 1: some because sometimes it's just easier to tell a little
Speaker 1: lit lying for one of my friends or lying about
Speaker 1: my whereabouts or something, because it just when I was
Speaker 1: cheating you know I lied a lot, but you've been
Speaker 1: surprised how much guys appreciate honestly. Like right now, I'm
Speaker 1: on an honest, bend right stuff for you, so you
Speaker 1: you for so real? I was like, yeah, right, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like that. That's how I was just real,
Speaker 1: like really appreciate for being real because so many bitches
Speaker 1: is fake. Yeah, like even you know, um, and when
Speaker 1: I first met my guy, he told you, like, yo,
Speaker 1: the one thing I fun with her because she keep
Speaker 1: it so right, Like he was like, she doing all
Speaker 1: this ship other chicks be lying trying to act like
Speaker 1: she's just keep it right up front, right, And that's
Speaker 1: just really how you gotta be. It's just easier when
Speaker 1: I can't. You lie. You gotta keep up with the lie,
Speaker 1: and then you get your court in your life with
Speaker 1: you could just kept it really right and I can't lie, like, um,
Speaker 1: you know, y'all know I've been single. You're about to
Speaker 1: lie when you started up, but I can't lie. No,
Speaker 1: I've been single. I've been single, like you know, not
Speaker 1: in a serious relationship for ten months and turning it
Speaker 1: over months and you know, I'm happy, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: hiding anything. I used to come in here miserable, miserable,
Speaker 1: I was in a really relationship, getting her makeup done
Speaker 1: in the middle of our argument. At the same we
Speaker 1: used to go out with Stephanie and the whole time
Speaker 1: should be outside the phone, arguing on the phone, exactly.
Speaker 1: And now you know I'm in I'm not in a
Speaker 1: serious relationship. But I've maintained the same relationships for a
Speaker 1: couple of months now, for eight nine months. You know friends, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know my favorite boyfriends. And you know, like we're
Speaker 1: really honest with each other, and we don't fight, like
Speaker 1: we don't have no problems. We just enjoy each other,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Alex. But some things you
Speaker 1: like about I know you'd be lying. I'm a good liar.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it real with all of you because
Speaker 1: before we do this show, we've been like, we ain't
Speaker 1: gonna talk about this, but let me tell you what
Speaker 1: I did all of us in the past, in the past, okay,
Speaker 1: disclaiming in the past. Um, I'm lied about when I
Speaker 1: was younger, I used to lie about being breaknant. Some
Speaker 1: sorry lie abortion money. No, that's what abortion money, just
Speaker 1: to be making them make them feel bad, And and
Speaker 1: be around and talcohol it over they head for a
Speaker 1: little while. So how do you get away with lying
Speaker 1: about being pregnant when there's no baby, because then when
Speaker 1: you get your period, you miscarry. Oh that's so sad.
Speaker 1: I don't even have. I had a friend that used
Speaker 1: to get abortion money from every guy. She furo she's
Speaker 1: She's like, I in three weeks, I'm asking for abortion money.
Speaker 1: I just I just really used to always boys the attention,
Speaker 1: like if they was being mean to me, I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. When I was younger, I was at least
Speaker 1: you're honest about you. And another thing I used to
Speaker 1: lie about was like where I would get money from,
Speaker 1: because I never it wasn't a business, like if a
Speaker 1: guy gave me money. Oh that's something I lie about
Speaker 1: when I'm in a relationship, how much money I have.
Speaker 1: I'm always like, I'm so brone, I'm so broke. You
Speaker 1: gotta lie about that, dam I just had to pay
Speaker 1: my light though, I'm so broke. Right with your hand out,
Speaker 1: I don't know about how much funny I having a bag,
Speaker 1: I'm broken as to almost like, of course you gotta
Speaker 1: lie for if you're gonna lie, you gotta be for
Speaker 1: a reathing. You can't just lie just to just tell
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm not, like I was gonna say, I'm
Speaker 1: not just a storyteller, but that's not true. That's one thing.
Speaker 1: I'm never a lot about being pregnant, I need. I'm
Speaker 1: never a lot a lot about that, like forty five times,
Speaker 1: especially especially with guys who started me bro like, especially
Speaker 1: with guys that I'm comfortable enough to have royal sex with.
Speaker 1: Because I feel like the guys that I'm comfortable enough
Speaker 1: to have royal sex with no my body, Like, they
Speaker 1: know when I'm gonna get my parent and they know
Speaker 1: like when I'm about to when i'm ping messing, when
Speaker 1: i'm bitchy, you know what I mean. So I just
Speaker 1: don't feel like that's something that I could get away with.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a lot I could get away with. Well,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I guess not unless the guy is curving you,
Speaker 1: you know, and you he missed that week when your
Speaker 1: period you think that they're so far gone that they're
Speaker 1: not gonna come back. Then you gotta you gotta go
Speaker 1: on the bag, go in the bag birth control you
Speaker 1: and you pray I've actually lied about being on birth
Speaker 1: control before. I've not that he had a trap to
Speaker 1: mad No. No, the opposite, because I feel like I
Speaker 1: don't be telling people when I'm on birth control because
Speaker 1: then they try to get too crazy. They wanna They
Speaker 1: feel like because you're on birth control, yeah all the time,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, So I don't tell them. That's
Speaker 1: for me, that's for my protection. Don't tell them. The
Speaker 1: last guy I had raw sex with came inside of me.
Speaker 1: He really wanted to come inside of me, and he
Speaker 1: held me there and I'm like, yeah, that seems very wrong.
Speaker 1: It's this is a real story. He No, he held
Speaker 1: me there like he can't inside of me, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't come inside of me and he's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: about coming. I'm like, don't come inside of me and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh no, I'm coming this out of you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like he trying to trap you? Yes, And
Speaker 1: I was like, are you retarded? Like you really think
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go and get a plan? B? Why
Speaker 1: would you do that? Be so I wouldn't Never did
Speaker 1: you have him again after that? No, I'm scared to
Speaker 1: have sex with him. No, I don't want to have
Speaker 1: sex with him. Because I don't like, even if I'm
Speaker 1: going to take a plant, or even if I know
Speaker 1: that I'm not in that time and I'm off where
Speaker 1: I can get pregnant, I don't like for good to
Speaker 1: come inside of me. Yeah, don't expecially when you tell
Speaker 1: him that too. Yeah, And I don't know that's coming
Speaker 1: this out of you up pussy, Like I don't have
Speaker 1: for that. Like I needed to be like watery and nice. Nothing,
Speaker 1: it's nothing funny. And and I gotta take you know,
Speaker 1: sugar comb to VA's bat like that should be already good,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it's nice to say sweeter.
Speaker 1: So that's what I would use, sugar com. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to use something like that because I have to
Speaker 1: to fix my pH balance. I'm telling you, he came
Speaker 1: inside of me, and I felt like I needed to
Speaker 1: like eat some yogurt or something. Have you ever told
Speaker 1: the guy to come inside of you? My son's father,
Speaker 1: that's the only pray your god, I gotta kid and
Speaker 1: that worked out whenever having sex with a condom and
Speaker 1: I saw the guy to come inside of me or
Speaker 1: because it feels, yeah, it feels like throbing, throbbing, and
Speaker 1: I like when he when the guy comes, you know,
Speaker 1: when he when you feel that throbbing, you start to
Speaker 1: like grab on it or your pussy like you start
Speaker 1: to squeeze it, and it drives them crazy. I like
Speaker 1: doing that a lot of time. The condiments are getting
Speaker 1: stuck inside of you. But okay, you like squeaking so exactly.
Speaker 1: I never had a condom. Oh my god, it's the worst.
Speaker 1: You gotta like go like get the search yet got
Speaker 1: to fit it out. Yeah, you gotta like squat and
Speaker 1: push and pull at the same time. It's never been that.
Speaker 1: It's like, I remember my friend laws stay inside of her.
Speaker 1: One day she still had it been. The next day
Speaker 1: she came to work, like, it's still in there. I
Speaker 1: do not. She's like, I gotta get it out. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I can I help you. I know somebody that I
Speaker 1: know something, somebody that lost the tampon inside of them
Speaker 1: like that. I know somebody who lofts the tampon inside
Speaker 1: of her too. It had sex and everything, not remembering
Speaker 1: that that actually that happened. That's what happened. She thought
Speaker 1: that something was wrong because it was a smell. It
Speaker 1: was a smell, right, she had a smell and she's like,
Speaker 1: I think that he gave me something that smell that
Speaker 1: should come on fix. She's like, I think he gave
Speaker 1: me something. And she's like, we went to the doctor.
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor with her and I'm sitting
Speaker 1: out there and she comes back out and she's like this,
Speaker 1: it was a tampon. And I'm like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: And she forgot God that I had a tampon and
Speaker 1: me and then we had sex and he pushed it up.
Speaker 1: You know what you were in surprised because it happened
Speaker 1: to somebody I know. And that's a common thing. Sometimes
Speaker 1: people put two went by accident because they forget. They forget.
Speaker 1: But yes, this girl told me she was dating this
Speaker 1: guy and she was embarrassed to have sex with him
Speaker 1: because she had a smell and she didn't know what
Speaker 1: the older was from. And he told her, he said,
Speaker 1: you should go to the doctor and get that checked out.
Speaker 1: And she found yeah, and she found out she had
Speaker 1: left a tampon in her for a whole month. That
Speaker 1: just made my uterus. I mean, maybe maybe I'm weird,
Speaker 1: but I feel that I feel it. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know about I mean, if it's like a light
Speaker 1: when you probably don't feel it, but a whole month
Speaker 1: she had to smell herself. Yes, she didn't know. She
Speaker 1: made an appointment. It wasn't for like another week, and
Speaker 1: that would have walked in at playing parenthood like you
Speaker 1: and our next immediately. Do you ever have sex, Brittany
Speaker 1: with a girl on her period, you run red lights.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have to use a condom. I mean when
Speaker 1: you're eating I mean a tampon. Excuse me, use a tampon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you're you can eat pussy with a tampon, and yeah,
Speaker 1: to stop. The straight man's always told me that the
Speaker 1: entertainment is on the outside, you know, or I mean
Speaker 1: you could take it out. It doesn't bother me. Blood,
Speaker 1: it doesn't, It doesn't. It depends on the girl though,
Speaker 1: Like I don't just with any girls, how heavy it is.
Speaker 1: It's only been like if I'm with a girl, like
Speaker 1: in a relationship, then it's but when it's clumpy, put
Speaker 1: that blood class. No way to take it too far,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean me, I don't even fun. I
Speaker 1: don't care. It doesn't party that it's happy from having
Speaker 1: your own period, so you get it. Yeah, the girls
Speaker 1: are just and all my girls take sugar comb too,
Speaker 1: So the girls go crazy because that's what they put
Speaker 1: the blood in the spaghetti to make people like them.
Speaker 1: Oh stop it, I swear god, I've never put blood
Speaker 1: in spaghetti. Girls do that? You have ahead of that?
Speaker 1: You never you put blood to mean looding somebody happen.
Speaker 1: But I've heard about it. I've heard of it. I'm
Speaker 1: a son there. Bloody, Okay, I'm put a weekend. If
Speaker 1: a girl puts her blood and your body food, you're
Speaker 1: doing voodoo. Yeah, never leave you, that fool. Want to
Speaker 1: round me over with a right she was dead, she
Speaker 1: was cuing. I know she did her. She got my hair,
Speaker 1: she got all that ship. Everybody hell now on you
Speaker 1: because and you and that type of crazy situation where
Speaker 1: everybody because have you ever fisted anybody? You know? If
Speaker 1: I'm fixting you, I'm not going to be with you.
Speaker 1: That's just too much. No. No, Like the most said,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have been with girls. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I got like four fingers in Like that's just a
Speaker 1: turn that's a little yeah, that's a little bit of
Speaker 1: a turn off there. I don't want to grow got loose.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah too. Much my friend friends of mine.
Speaker 1: The other day she left one of her boyfriends, one
Speaker 1: of her new boyfriends her. She said that it felt
Speaker 1: so good, Oh my god, it felt so good, but
Speaker 1: she would never do it again because the next day
Speaker 1: her pussy was broken. It was broken. Wants to do
Speaker 1: with a guy? She was like, stretched out of shape
Speaker 1: and a lot. It wasn't even one of her new boyfriends.
Speaker 1: It was one of her old throw the TVT TV
Speaker 1: and he was getting rough with her. He gave her,
Speaker 1: all right, well, listen, I feel like we learned a
Speaker 1: lot today and I cannot wait for us and I'll
Speaker 1: try to sugarcum when we come back next week. We're
Speaker 1: all going to talk about our experiences. I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: me know our feedback. Stephanie's always tasting herself. I'm thinking that.
Speaker 1: I was like, slow down, I'll give you use. I'll
Speaker 1: bring some next week. We'll get baggies and everybody could
Speaker 1: we could share it, okay if that makes you feel good,
Speaker 1: so it responsibly safely. Also, the taste of semen and
Speaker 1: vaginal secretions, that's good to two thousand nineteen. We're good
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