WEBVTT - Your Wife Is Fine As Hell

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject I have become friendly with his wife? After It's

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<v Speaker 1>my Strawberry letter for today, the subject I have become

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<v Speaker 1>friendly with his wife. We'll get into that in a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, but right now the nephew is here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prying phone call. What you got for his nef?

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife is fine? Is here? Let's hello? Hello, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to reach Daryl. Yeah, this is Darrel. What is this?

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<v Speaker 1>And Darrel? All you're doing? My name is Alonso Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I um for liquor distributing company. I do a district

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<v Speaker 1>liquor distribution. How you doing today? I'm pretty good. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good man. What can I do for you? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're putting together a big, bigg event man with vodka

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<v Speaker 1>and they're throwing are throwing a huge pool party. And

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, I've been I'm in the liquor business man.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing it for for quite some years now.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, we're always trying to do a different

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<v Speaker 1>type of publicity and really get the hype up. And

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<v Speaker 1>what we're trying to do, man, is really get people

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<v Speaker 1>to come out to this fashion party because it's the

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<v Speaker 1>first quarter twenty. We wanted to be a one to remember.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're I go to the bank. I go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bank where your where your wife's work set, Kindred And Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what we're trying to do is have I mean, we

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<v Speaker 1>want our fire and slash poster to be something really,

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<v Speaker 1>really memorable, something that's gonna really draw people in. And

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<v Speaker 1>you have this. This thing is gonna be all over

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<v Speaker 1>social media the whole nine yards. So we're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>see you know, buddy of mine told me that he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of knew of you or had a had a

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<v Speaker 1>number on you, and I was like, cool, let me

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to him. He was. He told me you

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<v Speaker 1>were Kindred's husband, So I want your husband. So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand what my wife's got to do with this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. Okay, what I'm trying to do is see

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<v Speaker 1>if you were cool when Kindred being on our flyer, man,

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<v Speaker 1>because your wife is finished, so we want to put

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<v Speaker 1>her on the flyer. And what you mean my wife

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<v Speaker 1>is finished? What what do you mean you want? You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call me up and talk about my wife. N.

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<v Speaker 1>That's wrong with you. Brother. Bro. It's this. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>respect thing I'm giving you. I'm giving you crowds, it's

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<v Speaker 1>proud and I'm giving spit out what you need, man,

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<v Speaker 1>because you don't sound right. Dude. We're trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>your wife. We want to give it to a photo

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<v Speaker 1>shoot in a porcini so we can put it how No,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't using my wife and no pecchini to put

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<v Speaker 1>on no fly you want your damn mind. It's my

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<v Speaker 1>wife's man, respect me. Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on man,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, man. Why are you tripping like this? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you tripping like my wife? My wife ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be no damn no flying for no party man

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<v Speaker 1>with the you think this is wrong with you? Okay? Bro? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, man, I tried to call you and

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<v Speaker 1>give you to respect. I mean I didn't sound like

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<v Speaker 1>what boy. Well okay, look I didn't call from no

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<v Speaker 1>argument it I just I just talked to Kendra when

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<v Speaker 1>I go to the spaike to find and see if

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<v Speaker 1>she want to do. Oh, you know he's gonna throw

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<v Speaker 1>to my wife's job at the bank. That's what you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. Okay, I'm ain't gonna because I'll be there too,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't make a deposit with my foot, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, Okay, okay, hold on, man, we were paying.

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<v Speaker 1>We're playing five thousand dollars for the photos again, what

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<v Speaker 1>you're paying? No amount of money's gonna Let me put

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<v Speaker 1>my wife, the mother of my children on the post end.

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<v Speaker 1>No for cknny. I don't care how much you can

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<v Speaker 1>kiss my ask while let you do that, Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>bro okay, So I ain't gonna really go back and

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<v Speaker 1>forth with you. Man, I was calling you trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be a man. Okay, Well I'm trying to be a

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<v Speaker 1>man a man with you, just you know, throw the

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity at you. Now you're throwing it back up. He

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<v Speaker 1>was with disrespect. I wouldn't showing me before my wife's

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<v Speaker 1>to be a side now. No, I don't want none

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<v Speaker 1>of that. Okay, man, No, your wife finding hell? People

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<v Speaker 1>are you need to quit telling me how fine my

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<v Speaker 1>wife is? Okay? Hold of? Is is you my phone

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<v Speaker 1>number in the first place I've got? Hey? Man, evidently

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<v Speaker 1>that's all Meling pointed. Just all right, I don't even matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Just one by the issue on the table is I

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<v Speaker 1>want to take some pistons of Kenny. Let me know

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<v Speaker 1>when you plan on going to my wife job at

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<v Speaker 1>the bank, let me know. And he's gonna bring Yo

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<v Speaker 1>Black down there so I can be there. Okay, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>calls another brother talk about how fine it's wife is. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I told you know that shouldn't get stopped right there.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're gonna keep all talking about my wife. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me say this though. Tommy is the one

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<v Speaker 1>that said your wife was fine as hell. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>one brought all this to our attention at the meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy is the one that said your wife was fine

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<v Speaker 1>as hell, though one, I mean your Tommy. Tommy said

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<v Speaker 1>your wife is fine as hell. That's what Tommy can

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<v Speaker 1>get hit too. Who was Tommy? You don't you take

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<v Speaker 1>your wife to work in the morning. Let me know,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's gonna bring Yo Black down there. Okay. And

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<v Speaker 1>what y'all what y'all being listening to on the way

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<v Speaker 1>to work? What radio stakes and y'all be listening to?

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<v Speaker 1>We been listening a baby? You want abody to get

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<v Speaker 1>your Hey man, your wife kinder got me to prank you, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>Wait till I see, got my blood pressure up. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>she told me, she said, we listen to y'all every

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<v Speaker 1>morning on the way to work. He drops me off

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<v Speaker 1>and he does work. She said, Tommy, you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>get it. I said, you know what, what do he

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<v Speaker 1>love the most? She say me, I don't know about

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<v Speaker 1>that right now. It's man, man, we love you back, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>keep listening to the steam off morning. So tell me, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest radio show in the land? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? Darrel? It's Steve Harvey talking. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>was about to get it for real. He was not

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<v Speaker 1>playing trying to put the man's wife on the fly

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<v Speaker 1>and a bikini though too much, so inappropriate. I love

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<v Speaker 1>dudes reactions though, Man, I love dudes reactions about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be telling people, Man, what's the dude, Mary, It's different.

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<v Speaker 1>He ain't trying to hear nothing. You saying, it's did

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<v Speaker 1>these dudes be serious but their wives? Man? Yes, serous?

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<v Speaker 1>But was it good? Though? Let me just ask that

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<v Speaker 1>was it good? You come on, not asked for. You're

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<v Speaker 1>a genius and I am, but you're not gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>me that. And I understand it was good. You're king

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<v Speaker 1>of pranks, Tommy, you are a king? Was this one good?

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<v Speaker 1>That's all? It was? Thing? Good? Every day? Everything? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Need for one, you need therapy something you was missing

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<v Speaker 1>growing up. But I'm fine. Everything is fine. I get

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<v Speaker 1>what I want to ask for what I wanted? I

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<v Speaker 1>get it? What every day? Was it good? Dude? Am

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<v Speaker 1>I good? It might have been? What? What? Am I

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<v Speaker 1>a genius that had stopped that? That was too far? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Am my genius? I was. I put my foot down

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<v Speaker 1>on that because you never heard nobody go ahead? So

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<v Speaker 1>am I not a gingerius to you all? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't ask you, Jim. I'm just stupid. I asked. Hell,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what you're like the people that was

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<v Speaker 1>at the Donald Trump rallies. Donald J. Trump is a

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<v Speaker 1>genius and the jus for genius. Yeah, hey, Tommy, let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you a question. Maybe maybe maybe we need

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<v Speaker 1>to work back with some ladies. Maybe that's what is

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<v Speaker 1>your definition of a genius? I am so far above

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<v Speaker 1>average than most of the majority of I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm smart. I think from the left side of the brain.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people don't even know wait wait wait

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait wait wait wait, we're just thinking what was

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<v Speaker 1>that called? What was that? Your explanation of that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>how all most vomiting and how he sang too. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you take the intelligent tone offer the dumbass with mall

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<v Speaker 1>if you knew anything about the brain, the left side

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<v Speaker 1>is when people used for reasoning and the right side

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<v Speaker 1>is for creativity. If you do anything, my creativity is

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<v Speaker 1>on the left side. You have nothing. You know well

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<v Speaker 1>where you had sixty seconds us to describe genius and

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<v Speaker 1>you fail so well what you want us to do?

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<v Speaker 1>My strawberry letter is up next subject I have become

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<v Speaker 1>friendly with his wife. Will get into it right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.