WEBVTT - Best Bits of the Week 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:04.080 It's the best Bitch of the Week with Morgan i k. 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:08.080 She's breaking down the top seven segments from the Bobby Bone. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:08.520 Show this week. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:12.719 Happy weekend friends, I'm excited that you're joining me here 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:15.600 for the best bits. We are counting down the best 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:18.000 seven segments from The Bobby Bone Show this week, all 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:21.000 based on engagement. The things that you guys loved online 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.480 called in about all that good stuff. Lots of numbers 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.400 and analytics to this, so let's dive in so you 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:29.920 can catch up. Amy and Eddie both admitted some things 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:33.559 that their kids have made impulse purchases on, like when 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.519 they weren't paying attention and they decided to go online 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:38.599 and order something and then holy crap, all of these 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:41.560 things either show up or they see it on their bill. 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:43.879 And we even had parents call in and share some 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.640 of their stories. It's always fun. Kids do the craziest things. 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:50.199 Number seven, Hid ordered seventy thousand suckers. 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:55.720 Oh that's a big box. Oh, Kentucky second grader ordered 0:00:55.760 --> 0:01:00.760 seventy thousand lollipops. I mean that's going to hold you 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:02.560 for a while. Let's be honest. I feel like suckers, 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:05.640 you're good, But yeah, how are the favors from Lexington 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:09.640 shared the heir Son Liam order thirty cases of dumb 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:14.440 dumb suckers. And these cases aren't small. They have two 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:18.480 three hundred and forty suckers inside. Just went on and 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.600 I'm assuming because it's very easy to hit that plus 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:23.920 button because you know your order. And this says, Oh, 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.480 I'm looking at the front door. Oh my god, how 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.160 they get out? Oh my god? If Amazon it filled 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:29.960 up the whole Amazon van. There's no way the guy 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:33.240 had to make a specialty dumb dumb sucker drop because 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:38.480 they're stacked probably six feet high. The boxes, five or 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:43.880 six different rows six feet wow, seventy thousand lollipops. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:45.640 Dum dumbs are good. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:46.960 Dumb dumbs pretty good. 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.000 The mystery dumb dumb. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:51.160 There's too much work for too little dumb because it's small. 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:55.120 It's so small. Yeah, so yeah, four two hundred dollars 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:55.720 and dumb dumbs. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:56.640 Oh my goodness. 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:01.360 Amazon letter return eight of the thirty box. She was 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:03.840 left with another twenty two, so she's trying to sucker 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.480 sell them. Would you like to buy some dom doms? 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:11.120 That's from wkyt dot com. This has to be super 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.799 relatable with parents. And kids who were just learning how 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.880 to use the phone or the iPad, because I'm imagining 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:19.880 a toddler ain't slapping a bunch of buttons and making 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:24.799 it exactly to order this, order this many, proceed to 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:28.040 check out, go. It's got to be right in that 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.080 wheelhouse amy anything. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.600 Now, Well, when my kids first got to America, we 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.680 adopted and they were older, and we were like, oh, 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:39.360 let's get on these Amazon fire tablets. And I guess 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:44.160 we didn't turn off something on my daughter's Amazon tablet 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.560 and she was able to buy like a bunch of 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.080 things and I don't remember exactly what it was, but 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.000 it was hundreds of dollars. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:51.720 And she know what she was doing. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:54.440 Oh yeah, probably she's pretty savvy. 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.240 Maybe she didn't think it would get back to you 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.200 since it was her tablet. 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.640 Yeah, I'm like, was it music? I honestly can't remember. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:02.480 I just know when we called Amazon, they refunded us immediately, 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:03.600 so that part was cool. 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:05.600 And you got to keep the other stuff or was 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:06.799 it digital? 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:09.280 It was all digital because it was on the fire 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:10.720 tablet and we were like, oh, we need to make 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.200 sure that this toggle is on, and this toggle is 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.920 on for like parental controls and all of that. But 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:18.760 it surprised me how easy it was for the Amazon 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.600 probably dealt with it a lot, and they're like, oh, yeah, 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:21.639 no problem, here's a refund. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:25.760 Like Tutsi pops. I'd been a little happier about ye too, Yeah, 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.440 Tutsi pops are awesome. Do you ever did the thing 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.960 with the star and it became the stupid thing where 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.520 if you opened your Toutsi pop and there was the 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:34.399 Native American with the arrow and there was a star 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:36.280 on it, and you stuck your stick through the star, 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.800 then you made a wish. I'm convinced that was them 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:40.840 just marketing toward kids. 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:42.640 Oh really, I mean I knew about the star thing 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:44.080 and I thought it was cool, but I never knew 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:45.760 there was a whole thing where you stick the stick 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.240 in it and make a wish. Is that an Arkansas 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:49.320 thing or just universal? 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:50.720 Why has it got to be an Arkansas thing? Because 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:58.120 that yeah? There, no, I you it's okay, I start crying. 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.160 Okay, you just made that story up, that's in your head. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.440 What story that I was saying? Why does it have 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:04.320 to be from Arkansas? 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:05.720 As you said, is that an Arkansas thing? 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:05.960 Yeah? 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.720 Because that's where you grew up. Sometimes things are regional 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:09.720 potato potato. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:11.840 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, Eddie. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.760 Yeah, my oldest like when he's seventeen now, but I 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.240 think he was probably nine or ten, and he was 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:20.599 playing the game Subway Surfers, and I guess our credit 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:22.440 card was already programmed with the phone. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.360 In at purchases power Up. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.320 Yeah, dude, he spent like two hundred and fifty dollars. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:30.080 Of power love a power up? I felt that I 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:31.120 love a power up. 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.240 And what's crazy is we called Apple. We're like, this 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:34.599 is like what do we do here and there? Like 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:37.320 it happens all the time. We'll just we'll just take 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:40.919 all those power ups away and now and then we 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:41.720 got our money. 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:45.880 Back pay used them so different ish, But my grandmother 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:47.719 raised me for a lot of my life. And I 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.679 remember seeing on television you call this nine hundred number 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.719 and talk to your favorite Major League Baseball stars and 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:57.320 they had Andre Dawson. Oh yeah. Different. As a kid, 0:04:57.640 --> 0:05:01.480 I didn't know what Kitty after darkwise, so I could 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:04.800 talk to Andre Dawson, Mark Grace too, of my favorite Cubs. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.040 And so you call and it was two ninety nine 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:10.279 in the first minute, ninety nine cents each additional minute. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:13.839 So I called, and then I realized it was recordings 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.400 from these guys. I didn't really keep me from calling 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.159 again because I thought I would hang out before the 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.320 first minute and never get charged. So I'd listen to 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:24.200 the first fifty seconds of Mark Grace. Hey, thanks for Colin. 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:25.840 Let me tell you all of my favorite baseball stories. 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:27.440 Grandma got the bill. I was like one hundred and 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:31.880 ten dollars. Oh my gosh, yeah, she called. They even 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:33.200 then they wipe most of it away. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:33.680 That's cool. 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:36.520 Back in the day. They understand lunchbox, your kids anything. 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:37.560 No, they're too young. 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:40.000 They don't really know how to get on Amazon or 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:41.919 anything like that. They don't know how to get on 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.440 an iPad. They don't know how to do any of that. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:44.800 So so far, so good. 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:47.880 He's like, oh, I did My wife had no idea. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:51.560 Let's talk to Sarah and Florida. Sarah, you're on the show. 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:52.240 What happened with you? 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:58.839 Good morning studio morning. Well, my son had just turned 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.080 six years old and we had a birthday party for 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.640 him and he got a bunch of gift cards, which 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.120 he was sick so he didn't understand how that worked. 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.640 He thought that that just meant he had money. And 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.080 we also didn't realize he knew how to use Amazon, 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:15.240 but he did. And we woke up the next morning 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:19.200 to an email that said he ordered a thousand Pokemon 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.440 cards and an airsoft rifle. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:27.760 Oh nice, sounds fun, sounds fun, and so how much total? 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:31.960 It was just over five hundred and fifty dollars? 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:34.720 Oh and how much did you a? Were you able 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:36.000 to send anything back and get a refund? 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:41.200 No, we cried, and it was already being delivered. I 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.320 could have sent it back, but I ended up just 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:46.520 keeping the airsoft rifle and we're waiting till he's older 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:47.800 to let him play with it. 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:49.440 She's like, we kept it. We tied him out, and 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:52.479 we shot him with it. Will you do that again? 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:53.400 No, ma'am? 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:58.160 Yeah, dang, that stinks, Sarah. I appreciate that call. Thank 0:06:58.200 --> 0:06:58.760 you very much. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.440 Thank you, y'all, have a good day you too. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.000 Thank you so much for calling. Really eight seven seven 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.279 seventy seven, Bobby is our number. Let's got Rebecca listening 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:11.320 in Maryland. Rebecca, what is your story? 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:12.120 So? 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.560 My five year old son, this was last year. He 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:19.400 got super into ninjas and decided that he was gonna 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:23.360 hop on Amazon with his friends and order Morning Stars, 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:29.120 a dagger, and a ninja outfit. So it was kind 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:33.240 of crazy as well as nunchucks. Actually, it's kind of crazy. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:34.840 Because it didn't end up being that. 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.440 Expensive, which was shocking to me. It was only like 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:39.560 two hundred and fifty dollars, but they. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:44.440 Were all real so oh wow for a five year 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:45.320 old obviously. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.920 So yes, we did end up sending them back and 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:50.160 got a full refund, but I let him keep an 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:50.720 einja out fit. 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:55.400 Makes me want a ninja outfit because and all those 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.320 other stuff, well, the stuff I don't hurt myself, but 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:00.960 like scrubs look so comfortable, so does a ninja outfit. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:02.040 It does. 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.600 Yeah, and then I can cover up no one even 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.120 know who I am, right, and. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.760 You just wrap your face move around places quietly. 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:09.200 Yeah. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.080 You know what ninjas could do though, They could hide 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:15.160 their vulnerabilities. They could take their testicles and push in 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:19.640 their stomach what No, they could not. They could the 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:23.320 good ones. Oh well that's a vulnerable spot. 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:24.520 I yeah. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:26.920 So let's imagine you're fighting a ninja right now. Imagine 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.240 this a lot I'm fighting ninja and then I kick 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.760 them with the balls and they go, nothing here, can't 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:35.360 hurt me tucked away. I'm like, what happened? My vulnerability 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.560 has been tucked? Tell me that ain't? 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:38.000 I mean? 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:40.560 You just made me google? Can ninjas really hide their 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:42.560 the Internet? 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.000 The Internet will say no because they don't want you 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:44.280 to know. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.520 Okay, they say in a literal sense, they cannot. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:49.840 Okay, what's the figurative sense? 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.360 The term life typed in balls? 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:54.800 Okay? 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:57.120 I said, can ninjas really hide their balls? 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:59.520 What the heck? That's a weird way to ask? That 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.520 is that weird? 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:06.880 No, ninjas do not have any specific techniques hyder balls 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.240 in the literal sense. The term balls is often used 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:13.400 humorously in the context of ninja lore, but ninja's focused 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:17.160 on stealth, infiltration and espionage or not hiding body parts. 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.840 Yeah, hey, Mike, look up the real version. Okay, go 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:21.800 to the dark web. That's where we find the good stuff. 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:25.040 Okay, let me get more scientific testicles. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:30.280 Can ninjas google this? Can ninja? How did ninjas protect 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:34.800 their testicles? Okay? Can we find me in ninjasuit? I 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.640 want to wear it next week on the show The 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:38.679 Whole Week yeah, I want to wear a ninja suit 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.480 every day on the show. Go ahead. 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:45.199 Okay, they wear compression shorts. It does what compresses it 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:48.760 fitting underpants or spandex underneath their attire to keep the 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:52.240 testicle snug and minimize the risk of injury during movement 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:53.160 and potential impact. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:54.280 So they're just compressed. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:58.199 You said, they were talking them what I've done in 0:09:58.280 --> 0:09:59.720 my training. They can tuck them up in. 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:00.880 Now. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:04.400 The media does portray that they're able to do something 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:05.400 like you were talking about. 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:06.080 But that's media. 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:07.560 And you know what, if you're thinking about the media, 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:11.960 always truthful. That's one thing we know. Okay, we're idiots. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:15.000 Let me do Hey, Rebecca, do you know where he 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:16.440 got the ninja out fit? And was it cool? 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:19.760 It was pretty cool. 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:23.440 He ended up wearing it for Halloween, but I don't know, 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:24.680 it was just awful Amazon. 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.520 Okay, well, thank you for the call. You have inspired. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:29.800 Thank you? 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:30.120 Is it? 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:34.440 Let me ask a question if I were a ninja costume. 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.680 Oh so, people get in trouble for putting on the 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:39.640 head dress because they're like, hey, you can't dress like 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:43.640 a Native American if they're not Native American. I'm not 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:44.240 a ninja. 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:51.640 Yeah, but I don't think is ninja specific to a 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:52.480 group of people. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.360 I mean, I know that the abody Asian. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:57.240 Are there American ninjas? 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.040 Maybe that's the way it used to be. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:01.320 You know, soon wrestlers stuck their stuff up in their 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:04.240 thing too Suma wrestlers fight by throwing each other around 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:05.920 and jumping. I gotta get one of these two. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.800 It says there are American ninja warriors. 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:10.760 Pulling the testes up behind the pubis gives them some 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:14.079 measure of protection against the crashing blows of their opponent 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:18.439 compression underwear behind it. That's what they would call in 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:19.440 the NFL the tuck rule. 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:22.920 Bobby, you're good. You can be an all American ninja. 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:24.880 I can you have to wear an American flag though, 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:28.240 to say I'm not appropriating. Can you find me a 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:33.360 ninjat fit costume? Okay? Cool? I feel good. This thing 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:36.120 turned it too a big one eighty. But we'll take 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:39.440 more calls on. Oh man, there's awesome one there. How 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:40.520 much of the sword? 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:42.040 Oh you're on the website now? 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.240 Yeah, wait a second, this is just that TV show 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.319 where they like new obstacle courses. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:51.360 Oh yeah, that's not a real ninja. I know, that. Now, 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:57.240 that's what she was like on the TV show American Ninja. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:58.560 Can they stick their testicles? 0:11:58.600 --> 0:11:58.640 No? 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:02.480 Of course not. Okay? Is it okay to dress like 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:02.920 a ninja? 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:03.240 Go ahead? 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:07.120 Will you hit that please? As long as you treat 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.360 the costume of culture with respect, there is no harm 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.040 in wearing them. Okays? 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:12.480 For how long did you type in is it okay 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:13.920 for a white guy from Arkansas? 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:15.240 Why do you gotta go to Arkansas again? 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.679 Because again that's where you're from? 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:25.160 Okay, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan. 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:25.680 Number two. 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:31.120 This is a very classic Lunchbox versus Morgan situation where 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.160 he thought I was being dramatic. I thought he was 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.880 being too much, and we shared our sides of the story, 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.720 and then everybody else shared how they thought about it. 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.840 So Lunchbox versus Morgan, But it is not a game. 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:43.240 This is very real life. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.680 Number six, So I have a recording of Lunchbox scaring 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:49.400 Morgan in the garage. Is this a thing like you 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.120 like to scare? Because I hear you like to scare 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:52.240 women in the garage? What? 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:52.560 Oh? 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:55.560 No, I just saw Morgan getting out of her car 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:58.840 getting in her car sometime like leaving work or whatever, 0:12:59.000 --> 0:12:59.439 and so. 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.480 A talker says, yeah, like he just watched her do 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:03.079 this over and over. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:05.760 No, no, over and over. It's just a happenstance. And 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.120 so what's that word? 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:08.280 Go ahead? 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:10.560 Like if I don't see if she doesn't see me, 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:11.760 it's funny. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:14.800 Ah boo whatever. People do that all the time. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.560 It's funny, okay, And here it is okay. So here's 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.439 the club of him scaring her in the garage. Go ahead, woo. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:22.280 Tell you that. 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:23.360 Don't hog in me. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.400 So it wasn't a happenstance. She honked at you. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.079 I guess she had haunked at me a couple of 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:31.520 days before. And then I got her and then she's like, 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.520 you can't do that. That is so disrespectful. Do you 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:36.079 know how fearful it is for a woman to walk 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.480 into parking roade and she starts going ballistic. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.240 And I'm like, you had. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.200 That recording, then if you're really sting she's ballistic, there's 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:43.560 no reason why to stop the recording. 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:44.959 No. I stopped because I'm like, oh, this is done. 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:46.120 I just wanted to scare you. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:47.800 And then she was like, so the good audio you 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.319 don't have? What do you mean the good audio, claiming 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:51.520 that she went ballistic. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.160 She told me, it's so unsafe for you to do 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.560 that with women in a garage, like it's we're already 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.400 scared to walk through garage and you can't jump out 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.880 and scare us. I'm like, whoa, it's in daylight. And 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:04.640 I said, ah, that said boo? Did I say boo? 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.760 Gets boo yah boo. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:09.719 There you go. 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:12.040 Yeah, Morgan thoughts, Okay. 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:16.400 I not it was disrespectful or anything, but I just said, Lunchbox. 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:18.600 Lunchbox has scared me in the parking garage like five 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:21.320 times now. This is a common party, and I'm like, 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.680 do you have to stop doing this? Because I do 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.520 feel alert in places that are darker, and parking garages 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.080 are a little sketchy, so I do feel very like 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.600 on alert in places like that. And I'm like, Lunchbox, 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:33.960 you can do this anywhere else, but please stop doing 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:34.760 this in the parking. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:38.400 Garage anywhere else. Dude, are sneak in her house. 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:40.960 That's what I've got free right and anywhere else to 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:41.440 say boo. 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:44.560 Think she's a little overreacting, like, oh my gosh, it's 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:45.400 not a safe place. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.360 And I think somebody just yelling boo's kind of funny. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:48.280 That's like nineteen. 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:51.800 Fifties, right, Like he's like an old cast more the ghost, 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:52.520 like an old ghost. 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:56.480 Yeah, I think it's funny. I think she's expressed that 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.640 she doesn't feel safe, so please don't scare in the 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:00.720 garage she does. 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.080 Oh my gosh, Okay, So am I allowed to if 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:03.840 she's walking in. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.360 The I'm not saying you're allowed to do anything more? 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.320 Again, for the record, she's like, am I allowed to 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:09.480 come up behind her? 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.960 That's not what I was gonna say. 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:16.800 What am I stabber with a fork in the leg? 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:17.520 Is that okay? 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:18.880 Can I get in her back seat? 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:21.960 Can I abduct her pencil to her neck? Can I 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:23.640 drive her to the county line and throw her in 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:24.120 a ditch? 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:26.320 You? 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:28.440 What's what's wrong with you? 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:30.080 What if I up? 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:34.560 What if I put a bag over her head but 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:35.800 I don't tape her mouth? 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:38.320 Can I put her in my trunk? 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:41.360 But what if the trunk has pillowed in it? 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.720 Go ahead, man, what are you gonna ask? 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:46.720 So? 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:47.520 Is it okay? 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.760 If what we're gonna say? 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:54.080 No, If she's walking through the garage and our. 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:58.400 If you honk, that's different because it's not like a dude. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:02.720 And she's in her car walking. I think you're still 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:04.240 a cars Okay, Yeah, I mean I wouldn't do it, 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:05.520 but is. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.160 So hogging is okay? But boo is bad. I mean. 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:11.920 From a private number and breathe heavily and tell her 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:13.320 I'm gonna kill her and eat her alive. 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:17.280 There's something about the close proximity of like two people 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:19.200 and you're coming out of nowhere that just feels like 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.480 I'm just gonna one of these times I'm gonna like 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:22.280 react to that. 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.120 Oh man, get tears of my eyes from get back 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:25.400 and forth. 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:30.880 It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:34.400 Number two, Megan Moroney stopped by the studio to talk 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:37.240 about her collaboration That's now out with Kenny Chesney and 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.960 how it happened, why she wrote the song, plus her 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:44.160 connection to Christian Bush one part of sugar Land, and 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.080 why he's a producer on so many of her record 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:47.880 So really fun stuff right here here it is Meghan 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:49.320 Maroney in studio. 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.720 Number five on The Bobby Bones Show. 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:56.280 Now, Megan, Meghan, really good to see you, Good to 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.800 see you. Thank you hoping that was the answer. Sometimes 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.760