WEBVTT - Michael Blackson Interview 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:08.079 Real people, real celebrity joined the Breakfast Morning. Everybody is 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:11.040 DJ m vy, Angela Yee, Charlomane the guy. We are 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:14.720 the Breakfast Club. We have our African brother in the building. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:19.400 What's up? You might have mother suck guys. I'm good. 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:22.280 You know, it's pleasures been back, man, things haven't changed, 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.279 Michael Black and changed. I didn't even recognize you. I 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:28.479 didn't recognize you, man, last of my head was the 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:32.760 same complexion. Nobody is black. You are the same complexion, 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.199 because the damn like, ain't nobody been as black as you? 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:41.040 I can't mane, you know, Michael Jackson on me so good? 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.880 It ain't that terrible nice? This is so good that 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:48.080 is scraped the toast a little bit. I mean, what 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:50.519 was yours like? Because people you have it like a 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:54.440 skin disorder something skin discoloration. As Marlon Wayne said, I 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.640 was fifty shades of black. And then one time he 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:57.880 told me I look like a rot will in the 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.320 face because I was black and brown and now you're 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:08.120 just just brown top now, Michael Blacksmim's actually in the 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.800 Dominican Republic Memorial Weekend when I was out there, Yeah, 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:13.000 and I know the women were going crazy over you 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:17.480 out there. They were. I listen. I didn't do nothing, 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:21.280 but the women were going crazy. So there were Yeah, 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:25.319 the party, it was crazy. It was pretty wild out there. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.920 I had. I had a really nice time. You wear 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:29.640 condoms when you go to them kind of place. Let 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.080 me tell you something. I wear a condom in to 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.399 sleep when I go to the commonplaces, I don't. I 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.199 don't trust the women in my dreams in that country. Okay, 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:40.320 so yeah, I got the condoms. Now, you always get 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:44.360 linked to random people like um carly Red. That was 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.679 the latest one since you were dating Card from Love 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:48.640 and Hip Hop Atlanta. We saw her in top five. 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:49.920 He was like, I had to get me some of that. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.000 You know, we're gonna start party and next thing is 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:57.040 saying we go together. I'm like, where did you get 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:00.520 these things from? I didn't make it out. I'm just 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:10.400 saying I saw homeless dating a zeless comic. I'm like, 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:16.600 don't get any lower than that. Man. It is, but 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:18.400 you have been doing some weird things. Like first of all, 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:22.000 how are you going in on a town? He started, 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:24.320 You know what, I start to roast a town. I 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:28.440 don't listen, man, I don't care you know it's my thing. Right. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:33.160 It all started I had I had his jacket. I 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:36.280 wore his jacket one time and Jack no no, I 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:40.160 had his jacket over. Later I looked on on social 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.280 media and this this guy is win the same Jack. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:45.960 I'm like, why he's getting five thousand the show, plus 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:49.640 it's monthly at the same place. I say, so, I 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:51.160 just I said, you know, I'm burning my show. I 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:54.359 haven't won that jacket since so then you know. Then 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:57.000 he replied back what he said, and that's how you talking. 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:59.280 He got a shocked teeth. I don't he had really 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:03.080 bad plan. What's up to Barack Obama play. They don't 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.000 have their own special kids. I don't know if the 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.880 special sensations that get it. I don't know. So he's 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:09.840 like he can't. He came back, you know, he came 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:12.000 back at me and said, well, the reason why you 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:14.360 had that jacket on because um, your son, because you 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.519 Mightael black son. I said, all right, you're gonna get it. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.639 You he said, he said you were his son. Yeah, 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:23.160 he's always his son. I just went on him and 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:26.360 his partner snap snacks. I said, he looked more like 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:29.680 a full meal. The people give you flat like, hey, man, 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:31.360 you can't be picking on the slow killer. Yeah, I 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:37.520 don't I pick on anybody. I don't care well what 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:41.160 we get five dollars woman? But what' damn? What am 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:48.600 I doing wrong? I know I'm cuting and we please woving? 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:51.560 Looked like he has done got a restrain it one 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.040 on each other. He's dennists, I mean loving. Just look 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.280 a hot mess. Did you guys see that girl that 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.560 was kissing him on the mouth and now she's embarrassed. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:01.160 The video was out everywhere. She tacking people to take 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.840 it down. Please take this down. He get kisses. I 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.800 can't get nothing, man, I got it. Do you feel 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:08.360 like we were laughing at these people or should we 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:12.200 be not? Honestly, I'm happy for them, okay, because you know, 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.960 there's nothing like special people finally getting No. No, I 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:19.640 don't mean like that. That's that's what make America so great, 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:23.520 is that you could be popular, whatever you are, whatever 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:25.359 you do, and it's good for those special kids. Now, 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.880 other special kids don't feel special, But don't they kind 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.520 of bother you because you're a talented comedian and you've 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.400 been out here grinding all these years, and this guy 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.440 come out of nowhere. You might walk in the room, 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:37.040 everybody's like, oh hey, town, you were like you motherfuckers. 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:40.320 I've been out there. I'm not a hater. I know 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:45.799 you are you Yeah, I don't hate they're doing something 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.520 I feel, you know, I just feel happy for the 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.279 other special. I want everybody to feel special, like I 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.440 came from another country. Yeah, people ain't funny when I 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.600 first came to America. I mean they're still do. I mean, 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.640 you go on social media. They killed me all the time. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.560 But I made I made it happen for the Africans 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.160 that these guys make it happen for the special people. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.080 But everybody, you do it for the you know people 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:05.039 that you just scared everybody. You know, everybody can feel 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:08.960 good about themselves. I feel like people laughing at them, 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:12.240 though not with them. Um, you know what I'm saying. 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:14.240 Didn't know why. I think it passed that now they 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.760 just they're just happy for them, with a mixture of 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.520 sorry for them, with a mixture of glad you made 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.680 it just you know. But what happens when this all 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:24.120 weirds off? Now now I'm not going back to being 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:30.320 special getting my goodness. No. I think as long as 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.560 they got to reinvent himself every time. You can't just 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:35.200 keep you know, got them. Now you gotta do other things. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.840 You gotta go figure something. I don't know about that one. 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.599 But now he's kissing girls. That's the pride now yeah, yeah, 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:42.840 probably see who could you could kiss? I do use 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:44.480 them as an example. Oka, I'd be like, if they're 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:45.960 getting five thousand in the show, I don't want to 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:48.560 hit nobody complaining about not get no money in America. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.880 You can figure it out. My goodness. Now let's talk 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:54.560 about what Acon did for Africa. I'm very proud of Acon. Acon. Um, 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.560 you know, he's six hundred million people. I can't barely 0:05:57.720 --> 0:05:59.360 put light build in my house, you know what. I'm 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:02.160 so congratulates the Akon. He's doing his thing. You know. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:04.920 But Akin's from you know, he's from Senegal, West Africa, 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.600 gone via Ghana. We are very dark. I thought that's 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:13.719 what the Jewish people worship it Senegal. My goodness, is 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:15.840 my little accident. This is okay man, you know, I'm 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:20.560 sure properly. But the thing with Akin is like, you know, 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:22.440 he did all that. That's I'm so proud of him. 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:25.320 But I really think he really put the lights there 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:27.280 so you could see his family after seven pm because 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.560 they are real dog in that part of Africa, you know. 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:34.160 But whatever the reason, I'm proud of him. Congratulations. People 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.919 are upset that the Caitlyn Jennis story seems to be 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:41.160 overshadowing positive things like what Akon is doing? That's guy? 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.080 And he said his kids who still call him pop? 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:45.600 What kind of father are you? I mean, I guess 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.479 because of the transition. You know, it's hard hard to 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.679 just go from calling somebody pop for sixty five years 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:59.599 the mama or what the heck? Who? No? He definitely 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.919 better than Russell. No, I'm not nothing. No he bitch, 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:08.560 no she No, he holds s her mister miss so 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:13.760 man a bitch, no motherfus. I'm not know Caitlyn or 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.520 nothing that used to be anything. But you have to 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:19.400 be I need to see vagina baby pictures before. I mean, 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:23.640 I cannot be no no chances vaga baby pictures. What 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:25.320 if when you were younger, your dad came to you 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:26.720 and was like, you know, I think I want to 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:30.000 be a woman. You think you still know? I'm not dad? Man? 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:34.160 You crazy got my favor The village with my village 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:37.480 would dis own you get to you, you get your heat, 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.960 bitch out of here. You think America got too much freedom, man, 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.840 because like you said, you said your village is on you. 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.600 It's certain things. Yeah, you just can't do that the country. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:47.920 You know what, I just shows the Saudi Arabia sade 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.760 of ribs real straight man. If they caught you doing 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:51.960 something like that, they take it to the like the 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.880 tallest building, they just drop you. That's what I heard. 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:56.920 You know. So what if you did a show and 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:59.440 nothing but Caitlyn jen has showed up the whole room 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.720 full of trans gender people. But they have a sense 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:05.440 of humor. The jokes, yes they do. They need to. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.200 If you get your boss cut off, you could take 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:13.600 a joke. That is a very true statement. But what 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:15.320 do you decide to say, Okay, I'm not going to 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:16.880 discuss this. Like do you look at the audience you 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.360 and say, okay, there's too many this type of you 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:22.640 know what, not anymore. I'm not gonna I don't change 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.680 my ask for anybody. I'm gonna give him a show. 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:27.840 But you read the audience on your like I do. 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:31.080 As a professional and a veteran, you know you're supposed 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.160 to read your audience and make adjustments. But I'm not 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.480 gonna make too much of it. I'm not gonna walk 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:37.680 away from what I you know, what people know me 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:39.640 to do. What kind of crowd is the toughest crowd, 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:43.400 you would say, Uh, toughest in what I mean? There's 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:48.000 something jokes right like the Southern. If you go more south, 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:49.880 they don't get out of the joke, you know what 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:51.920 I mean. But you're saying we slow. I'm from the South. 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.400 That mean you're here now I'm being for a while. 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.800 I'm saying that that's go way deep like some part 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:59.120 of the Mississippi where I think I just still slaves. 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.920 They probably don't even know the free I saw two 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.880 days like here, listen, just follow me ninety five north 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:07.439 free let's go. So, how do you feel about the 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:11.120 white Rhinos? What the hell the white rhinos? I don't hear. 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:13.960 It's a white Ryan. It's a white Rhino that they're keeping. Uh. 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:16.640 They keep him safe because it's only one left, and 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:18.360 they want him to make this one male left and 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:21.160 they want him to meet with the other white Rhinos 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.360 in Africa. You supposed to know what's going on in 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:28.360 five military guards securing this white Rhino. Seriously, Yes, what 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:35.280 country I forgot to Dan? Yeah, I don't know, Mike 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:42.199 ye Man, I thought Africa's rep all Africa. I just 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:47.160 don't let it follow me on Instagram. That's about I 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.600 don't keep up with Sudan. Sudan just got too much 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:52.320 going on. Do you go back to Africa line? I do. 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:54.760 It's been a wild last miles of Africa is actually 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.960 Ethiopia lass about four years ago. I did the show 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:06.480 there thatcher, that's that's east Your nice, beautiful and great foodn't. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.360 I don't like East African food. I'm more of a 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:11.439 West African food. Then they got east side on west side? 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:18.520 East side? What side? I read a story, um that 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:22.720 you got robbed in Atlanta semi robbery? Man, what's a 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:26.160 semi robbery? I got my back that before before I 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:28.559 left out. Was it with a pistol? They said it 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.120 had a pistol, but you know, I didn't want to 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.000 take a chance and find out that really did or not. 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.840 Where were you in a club? These dudes robbed me 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.760 in the right and broad in the middle of the club. 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:45.760 Monks people happened, so, I mean one section and dude 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.000 tapping like, look, these guys are big fans of yours. 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.000 Can you come down to take a picture next you know, 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:54.440 I'm getting robbed. That's crazy from you jewelry. But then 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:56.920 somebody I knew knew somebody and end up giving that 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:59.880 all back. Did you handle cash on you? Like three hands? 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:05.000 Didn't take that? I never got back, damn all in 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:08.320 the club club. That's crazy that people could just run 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:10.240 and then you know the people that know them. Doesn't 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:14.800 make you feel like man. Then later on, you know, 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.240 later on somebody that knew the person then come out 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.559 and apologize, Hey, we didn't know it was They know 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.000 it was you know, not that you know it's me. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.760 They didn't know that this person knew me. Okay, you 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.840 screaming for help. No, you're in the middle of the club, man, 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:34.199 Why screaming like a bitch? Please? These guys are robbing me. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:40.520 These bitches are right police. So after that, did you 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.240 stay in the club or did you No? I left 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.800 after that, like I still got bottles on the table. 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.200 Did you feel bad? I mean I felt It's never 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:50.120 happened ever. Knock on board, Like my biggest fans are 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:54.040 like thugs, but like I guess, like I never have 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:57.200 ever had a problem, but these were like some young boys. Yeah, 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.640 it's so good. I got my stuff back. Now you 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.560 also have a movie that just came out recently, right, 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:06.480 I did my own movie. Man. I got tired winning 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:08.800 Hollywood to give me a movie, so I did my own. Baby. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:10.760 I am in a movie that's gonna come out in 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:14.520 theater soon with Mike Epps and everybody else. It's called 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.680 Meet the Blacks. It's like a spoof of the Purge. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:21.960 So look out for that. Yeah. Yeah, Mike Abs, Um, 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:27.199 Gary every Mike Tyson, Um, Charlie Murphy, We're all in that. 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:29.560 Do you ever get tired of going on auditions and stuff? Man? Oh, 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.000 I got tied to my agents and more auditions. Oh 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.520 this is a cutchity bias, man, Yeah, you gonna take me. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.080 I went on for African parts. I couldn't even get 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:40.280 you know what I mean. But I'm not it's a 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.199 better African than an African. So they was hiring Americans 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:47.120 to be Africans exactly. Damn. Yeah, So I don't do that. 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:50.120 My whole goal is to eventually and I'm like Chris 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:52.000 Rock and do my own movies and do my own things. 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:53.720 When you say coaching leaue bias. What do you mean? 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:55.319 I just mean, like, you know, you sent me in 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:58.719 on audition with some blond head lady, you know, and 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.320 you want me to please help with my acting skills, 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:04.040 you know, not knowing that you know that you don't 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:05.559 understand why I could bring to this state where I 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:07.839 could bring to this screen the audience that I have, 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.960 the people that want to see me. She would understand 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:12.520 that she's looking for a particular type of acting skills. 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:16.280 You know. Most of the time they do auditions because 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.679 they have to do it, you know, But ninety nine 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:20.079 percent of the time they already know who they want 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:21.880 to have, the actors already at you. So I to 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:23.719 my agent, no more. He's in fact, I'm supposed to 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.679 do on while I'm here, Like tomorrow, I said, I'm 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:27.400 not gonna be available. I don't want to do the 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.160 more auditions. Do you feel like there's a lot more 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.040 roles available now? Like? Are you getting a lot more? 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.400 Because they keep on saying that all these movie companies 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.960 are trying to be more diverse and a lot more 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:37.960 diverse cast, So do you feel like there's a lot 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:41.400 more out there? I mean, if they're gonna call me 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.160 and give them to me. Yes, um, they probably are. 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.360 I mean because there's so much more networks. I mean 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:50.120 Netflix is doing a lot, a lot, and then, um, 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.880 I mean so many more networks. So yeah, there are 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:55.319 a lot more stuff going on. But what if you 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.520 miss your blessing? Man, what if it's that one audition? 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.120 You'd be like, I ain't going on, But that'd be 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:03.320 the one that changed amazing stories you read. I could 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.360 read the script and be like this the one the 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:09.240 woman audition today tomorrow is for like Atlanta rapper, Like 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:12.120 where am I gonna I'm gonna need to like eat 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:18.120 a lot of corn? No, I can't eat what they shouting? 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:20.400 Man got that being? I ain't got that. I ain't 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:23.240 got that. I can't do that every wasting my time 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.480 and the castle agents and you've been around for a 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:30.120 long people should know what you do. But you know 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.040 what I do. So the movie is to do your 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:34.320 own movies. Now that's the goal. I mean, don't get wrong, 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:36.080 I'm getting like that, Like they meet the Blacks, I 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.120 don't have the audition to that. The producer and the 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:40.400 director say, let's get Michael Blacks. Let's get a little duple. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:43.120 Let's get that. You know, so there are people, a 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:45.160 few people out there that do have the respect for us. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.400 They're gonna call us and put us in movies. But 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.400 you know, you know, your competition is the A towns 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:55.760 and the welves now and all these instagram No, you 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.120 know they're trying to start. They want to do stand up, 0:14:58.160 --> 0:14:59.800 stand up. It's a whole different world. I mean, those 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:01.880 guy eyes out trying it out, and they're doing really 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:05.480 bombing because just because you got a fifteen second video 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:07.880 doesn't even mean you're gonna go on stage and entertain 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.320 a bunch of mature audience. Those guys that are watching 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:13.280 videos are those fourteen fifteen year old kids online, the 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.680 people that paid thirty forty dollars up forty year old 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:17.280 people that work hard for that money. I come up 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.280 there there putting a wig on and doing that every 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:22.520 tardest stuff. They're not going for that. No disrespect to 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:29.960 my colleagues, Distrectory. Not anytime in Wellman, I didn't mean 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:33.680 that those are my homeiats those you know, they're really 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:37.120 my homie anytime, my homie from Philly, uh and not 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.440 live in La So Welvin is now my homie in La. 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.040 You know he was in summer jam Like, yeahy go, 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:45.560 He's kissing everybody in the mob. Man giving women genor 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:50.400 visors instantly, instantly, Hys directed me in the mouth. Now 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.920 recently Kim Kardashian boar Kanye like this crazy birthday present? Right, 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.080 she rented out the Staples Center and had a basketball 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:59.560 game justin Bieber John Legend. All those people are there. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:01.680 What's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for you for 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:05.880 I've never been always every I always meet the brook 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:09.160 bitches in my life. Man, I never, even on my birthday, 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:12.440 didn't want to borrow money. Damn. You know what, I 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.720 don't recall. I'm trying to think of the nicest thing 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:19.280 I ever got ever from a woman. This is a shame. 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.600 This is a really shit. I just that's why you 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:24.440 got to day the Kardashi and or Jenna Man Caitlyn 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:31.680 wide open, bro Caitlyn or Chris Caitlin. We're probably about 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.640 you some nice stuff though, I'm not gonna lie. You 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.360 got money. He's getting one hundred and fifty in apparents. 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:41.040 Man who Caitlyn Jenna to peelware the talks to get 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:44.000 talk to be standing up, Michael, you're getting one hundred 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:49.640 and fifty in appearance. Man, you never got a nice present, 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:52.880 you know now, I've never I remember. Oh no, no, 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:55.560 you know what I um? I mean I got a belt? 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:01.120 What kind of belt I got at my birthday? My 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:03.520 last birthday? But I'm talking. We talk some kid that 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:08.639 wants somebody like going. You really turned me on for, 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:10.200 you know, for my girl to be like, you know what, 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:13.240 I'm gonna pay pay your mortgage this month. It would 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:16.919 be nice. I'll make my nipple. Was hard. We had 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:20.040 Timothy the Laghetto up here. He's a YouTube sensation. He 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:25.080 paid his mama mortgage off off YouTube. It just wasn't 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:27.399 off YouTube, be invested in the company that they sold that. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:28.919 I just said that I want to piss him off. 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:31.320 But you know what, I recently sent my mother to 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:33.280 an just came out, guest. I sent up to England. 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:37.880 That's hot. My mom has been working ten years. Man, 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:40.840 you make money. People. People don't realize how much money 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.119 comedians make. Now we do good. I mean it's like 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:47.120 not everybody, not everybody step you know, you gotta keep 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:50.000 yourself relevant in comedy word, you know. So, I mean 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.320 I'm selling tickets. You know, that's the most import If 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:54.400 you're not selling, nobody's gonna book you. You at Carolina 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:58.920 this weekend six shows. Wow, that's about eighty grand right there, 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:03.159 and I pack shop and let'm be saying that crap. No, 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:05.200 that's good because I mean, like I went to Townlines 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.239 a couple of weeks agoing sometimes comedians don't sell out, 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:10.200 they got to close the shade in the back. Michael 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:13.240 gonna away at least seventy to eighty grand, and he 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:15.800 puts on the show. He puts on a show. So 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:18.040 I'm definitely going this weekend go check him out. How 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:20.720 we're gonna be in Houston. He's here Friday, Saturday and 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:23.040 Sunday and we leave. I'm not coming back to your Sunday. 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:26.320 You come Sunday night. Yeah, I can make a Sunday night. 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:29.359 You're not there on Thursday Thursday? Okay, so good, you 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:34.280 could do tomorrow. There you go. I'm guaranteed that. Yeah. 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:36.719 But the Twin Boys, one of the twins that were here, 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:40.720 you got in trouble last time. What I do I forgot, 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.560 I don't remember. We had this said something about your 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:47.360 boy head and then you said something like your nuts 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:53.240 up ball or something. I don't think he was here. 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:55.280 Who wasn't She wasn't here. I don't think she was here. 0:18:57.760 --> 0:18:59.760 Remember what he was going on? Charlemaine and was like next, 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:02.879 I didn't remember he said that. Yeah, he said he 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:05.639 said your balls a ball or something like that. It 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:07.879 was funny. I had a huge argument about child support 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:10.960 yesterday because some guys, it's not bad. We we took 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:13.640 it out of court. Pick. Okay, so you agreed on something, 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:15.760 So agree on something. Some guys feel like child support 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:17.600 is like the worst thing in the world. When a 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:20.440 woman takes you to court, it is support. It's for 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:22.440 it's for death. Be dads, not father that. I want 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:24.560 to be in the kids like no woman. You know, 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:26.720 and she she originally she did go to court, and 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:29.480 she did it just because weren't together anymore. And then 0:19:29.640 --> 0:19:31.440 you know, the core thing is it's a hassle. It 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:33.560 takes your time. She got tired of going in and 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:35.280 out of there every two to three months. I got 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:36.760 tired of going so we decided to take it out 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:38.240 of court. She never had to take it to court. 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:40.440 I love my kids of death. In fact, I would 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:42.600 love to when and when they reached that age where 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:44.320 they go to court and say where they want to live, 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:46.320 you know. And that's why I'm gonna take them to 0:19:46.400 --> 0:19:47.800 court and try to get custody of my kids. I 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:49.600 want to be with my kids. My son is seventeen 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:52.280 and he's done me for the past what ten years? 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:55.399 So he's living with me. Okay, why the kids not 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:57.880 dark skin and my complexion after bleach? Yeah, the mom 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:02.400 is a ghost. Oh got your red bone? Real red. 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:06.680 Now the mother's actually Greek. She's Oh she's white, he said, 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:12.280 Greek white. She's Greek. She's she looked like a Kardashian. Okay, 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:17.040 without them, you had you sell out, you impregnant. I 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:20.320 sewed out man, I sold out it once. I set 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:25.200