1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:08,079 Speaker 1: Real people, real celebrity joined the Breakfast Morning. Everybody is 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,040 Speaker 1: DJ m vy, Angela Yee, Charlomane the guy. We are 3 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club. We have our African brother in the building. 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: What's up? You might have mother suck guys. I'm good. 5 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,280 Speaker 1: You know, it's pleasures been back, man, things haven't changed, 6 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 1: Michael Black and changed. I didn't even recognize you. I 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,479 Speaker 1: didn't recognize you, man, last of my head was the 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: same complexion. Nobody is black. You are the same complexion, 9 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 1: because the damn like, ain't nobody been as black as you? 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: I can't mane, you know, Michael Jackson on me so good? 11 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: It ain't that terrible nice? This is so good that 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: is scraped the toast a little bit. I mean, what 13 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: was yours like? Because people you have it like a 14 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 1: skin disorder something skin discoloration. As Marlon Wayne said, I 15 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: was fifty shades of black. And then one time he 16 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: told me I look like a rot will in the 17 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: face because I was black and brown and now you're 18 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 1: just just brown top now, Michael Blacksmim's actually in the 19 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: Dominican Republic Memorial Weekend when I was out there, Yeah, 20 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: and I know the women were going crazy over you 21 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: out there. They were. I listen. I didn't do nothing, 22 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: but the women were going crazy. So there were Yeah, 23 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: the party, it was crazy. It was pretty wild out there. 24 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: I had. I had a really nice time. You wear 25 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: condoms when you go to them kind of place. Let 26 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: me tell you something. I wear a condom in to 27 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 1: sleep when I go to the commonplaces, I don't. I 28 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,199 Speaker 1: don't trust the women in my dreams in that country. Okay, 29 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 1: so yeah, I got the condoms. Now, you always get 30 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: linked to random people like um carly Red. That was 31 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 1: the latest one since you were dating Card from Love 32 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: and Hip Hop Atlanta. We saw her in top five. 33 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: He was like, I had to get me some of that. 34 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: You know, we're gonna start party and next thing is 35 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: saying we go together. I'm like, where did you get 36 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: these things from? I didn't make it out. I'm just 37 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: saying I saw homeless dating a zeless comic. I'm like, 38 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: don't get any lower than that. Man. It is, but 39 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: you have been doing some weird things. Like first of all, 40 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: how are you going in on a town? He started, 41 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: You know what, I start to roast a town. I 42 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: don't listen, man, I don't care you know it's my thing. Right. 43 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: It all started I had I had his jacket. I 44 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: wore his jacket one time and Jack no no, I 45 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: had his jacket over. Later I looked on on social 46 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: media and this this guy is win the same Jack. 47 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, why he's getting five thousand the show, plus 48 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 1: it's monthly at the same place. I say, so, I 49 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: just I said, you know, I'm burning my show. I 50 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 1: haven't won that jacket since so then you know. Then 51 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: he replied back what he said, and that's how you talking. 52 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: He got a shocked teeth. I don't he had really 53 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 1: bad plan. What's up to Barack Obama play. They don't 54 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: have their own special kids. I don't know if the 55 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: special sensations that get it. I don't know. So he's 56 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: like he can't. He came back, you know, he came 57 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: back at me and said, well, the reason why you 58 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 1: had that jacket on because um, your son, because you 59 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,519 Speaker 1: Mightael black son. I said, all right, you're gonna get it. 60 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 1: You he said, he said you were his son. Yeah, 61 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: he's always his son. I just went on him and 62 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,360 Speaker 1: his partner snap snacks. I said, he looked more like 63 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: a full meal. The people give you flat like, hey, man, 64 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: you can't be picking on the slow killer. Yeah, I 65 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: don't I pick on anybody. I don't care well what 66 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: we get five dollars woman? But what' damn? What am 67 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: I doing wrong? I know I'm cuting and we please woving? 68 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: Looked like he has done got a restrain it one 69 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 1: on each other. He's dennists, I mean loving. Just look 70 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: a hot mess. Did you guys see that girl that 71 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: was kissing him on the mouth and now she's embarrassed. 72 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: The video was out everywhere. She tacking people to take 73 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: it down. Please take this down. He get kisses. I 74 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: can't get nothing, man, I got it. Do you feel 75 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: like we were laughing at these people or should we 76 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: be not? Honestly, I'm happy for them, okay, because you know, 77 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: there's nothing like special people finally getting No. No, I 78 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: don't mean like that. That's that's what make America so great, 79 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: is that you could be popular, whatever you are, whatever 80 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,359 Speaker 1: you do, and it's good for those special kids. Now, 81 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: other special kids don't feel special, But don't they kind 82 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: of bother you because you're a talented comedian and you've 83 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: been out here grinding all these years, and this guy 84 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: come out of nowhere. You might walk in the room, 85 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh hey, town, you were like you motherfuckers. 86 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: I've been out there. I'm not a hater. I know 87 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:45,799 Speaker 1: you are you Yeah, I don't hate they're doing something 88 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: I feel, you know, I just feel happy for the 89 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 1: other special. I want everybody to feel special, like I 90 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: came from another country. Yeah, people ain't funny when I 91 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,600 Speaker 1: first came to America. I mean they're still do. I mean, 92 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 1: you go on social media. They killed me all the time. 93 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: But I made I made it happen for the Africans 94 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,160 Speaker 1: that these guys make it happen for the special people. 95 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 1: But everybody, you do it for the you know people 96 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,039 Speaker 1: that you just scared everybody. You know, everybody can feel 97 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: good about themselves. I feel like people laughing at them, 98 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: though not with them. Um, you know what I'm saying. 99 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 1: Didn't know why. I think it passed that now they 100 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: just they're just happy for them, with a mixture of 101 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: sorry for them, with a mixture of glad you made 102 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 1: it just you know. But what happens when this all 103 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 1: weirds off? Now now I'm not going back to being 104 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: special getting my goodness. No. I think as long as 105 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: they got to reinvent himself every time. You can't just 106 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 1: keep you know, got them. Now you gotta do other things. 107 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 1: You gotta go figure something. I don't know about that one. 108 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 1: But now he's kissing girls. That's the pride now yeah, yeah, 109 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,840 Speaker 1: probably see who could you could kiss? I do use 110 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,480 Speaker 1: them as an example. Oka, I'd be like, if they're 111 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: getting five thousand in the show, I don't want to 112 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 1: hit nobody complaining about not get no money in America. 113 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: You can figure it out. My goodness. Now let's talk 114 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: about what Acon did for Africa. I'm very proud of Acon. Acon. Um, 115 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 1: you know, he's six hundred million people. I can't barely 116 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: put light build in my house, you know what. I'm 117 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: so congratulates the Akon. He's doing his thing. You know. 118 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: But Akin's from you know, he's from Senegal, West Africa, 119 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,600 Speaker 1: gone via Ghana. We are very dark. I thought that's 120 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 1: what the Jewish people worship it Senegal. My goodness, is 121 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,840 Speaker 1: my little accident. This is okay man, you know, I'm 122 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: sure properly. But the thing with Akin is like, you know, 123 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: he did all that. That's I'm so proud of him. 124 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: But I really think he really put the lights there 125 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 1: so you could see his family after seven pm because 126 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 1: they are real dog in that part of Africa, you know. 127 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,160 Speaker 1: But whatever the reason, I'm proud of him. Congratulations. People 128 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,919 Speaker 1: are upset that the Caitlyn Jennis story seems to be 129 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:41,160 Speaker 1: overshadowing positive things like what Akon is doing? That's guy? 130 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: And he said his kids who still call him pop? 131 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 1: What kind of father are you? I mean, I guess 132 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,479 Speaker 1: because of the transition. You know, it's hard hard to 133 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,679 Speaker 1: just go from calling somebody pop for sixty five years 134 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 1: the mama or what the heck? Who? No? He definitely 135 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:03,919 Speaker 1: better than Russell. No, I'm not nothing. No he bitch, 136 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: no she No, he holds s her mister miss so 137 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: man a bitch, no motherfus. I'm not know Caitlyn or 138 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,520 Speaker 1: nothing that used to be anything. But you have to 139 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: be I need to see vagina baby pictures before. I mean, 140 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: I cannot be no no chances vaga baby pictures. What 141 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: if when you were younger, your dad came to you 142 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: and was like, you know, I think I want to 143 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: be a woman. You think you still know? I'm not dad? Man? 144 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 1: You crazy got my favor The village with my village 145 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: would dis own you get to you, you get your heat, 146 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 1: bitch out of here. You think America got too much freedom, man, 147 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: because like you said, you said your village is on you. 148 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 1: It's certain things. Yeah, you just can't do that the country. 149 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: You know what, I just shows the Saudi Arabia sade 150 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: of ribs real straight man. If they caught you doing 151 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 1: something like that, they take it to the like the 152 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: tallest building, they just drop you. That's what I heard. 153 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,920 Speaker 1: You know. So what if you did a show and 154 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 1: nothing but Caitlyn jen has showed up the whole room 155 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 1: full of trans gender people. But they have a sense 156 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 1: of humor. The jokes, yes they do. They need to. 157 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 1: If you get your boss cut off, you could take 158 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: a joke. That is a very true statement. But what 159 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: do you decide to say, Okay, I'm not going to 160 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: discuss this. Like do you look at the audience you 161 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: and say, okay, there's too many this type of you 162 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 1: know what, not anymore. I'm not gonna I don't change 163 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 1: my ask for anybody. I'm gonna give him a show. 164 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,840 Speaker 1: But you read the audience on your like I do. 165 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: As a professional and a veteran, you know you're supposed 166 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: to read your audience and make adjustments. But I'm not 167 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: gonna make too much of it. I'm not gonna walk 168 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,680 Speaker 1: away from what I you know, what people know me 169 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: to do. What kind of crowd is the toughest crowd, 170 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,400 Speaker 1: you would say, Uh, toughest in what I mean? There's 171 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: something jokes right like the Southern. If you go more south, 172 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 1: they don't get out of the joke, you know what 173 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 1: I mean. But you're saying we slow. I'm from the South. 174 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: That mean you're here now I'm being for a while. 175 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: I'm saying that that's go way deep like some part 176 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 1: of the Mississippi where I think I just still slaves. 177 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 1: They probably don't even know the free I saw two 178 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: days like here, listen, just follow me ninety five north 179 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,439 Speaker 1: free let's go. So, how do you feel about the 180 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: white Rhinos? What the hell the white rhinos? I don't hear. 181 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 1: It's a white Ryan. It's a white Rhino that they're keeping. Uh. 182 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 1: They keep him safe because it's only one left, and 183 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 1: they want him to make this one male left and 184 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,160 Speaker 1: they want him to meet with the other white Rhinos 185 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: in Africa. You supposed to know what's going on in 186 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 1: five military guards securing this white Rhino. Seriously, Yes, what 187 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 1: country I forgot to Dan? Yeah, I don't know, Mike 188 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:42,199 Speaker 1: ye Man, I thought Africa's rep all Africa. I just 189 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 1: don't let it follow me on Instagram. That's about I 190 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,600 Speaker 1: don't keep up with Sudan. Sudan just got too much 191 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 1: going on. Do you go back to Africa line? I do. 192 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: It's been a wild last miles of Africa is actually 193 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,960 Speaker 1: Ethiopia lass about four years ago. I did the show 194 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:06,480 Speaker 1: there thatcher, that's that's east Your nice, beautiful and great foodn't. 195 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,360 Speaker 1: I don't like East African food. I'm more of a 196 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,439 Speaker 1: West African food. Then they got east side on west side? 197 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:18,520 Speaker 1: East side? What side? I read a story, um that 198 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,720 Speaker 1: you got robbed in Atlanta semi robbery? Man, what's a 199 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 1: semi robbery? I got my back that before before I 200 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,559 Speaker 1: left out. Was it with a pistol? They said it 201 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 1: had a pistol, but you know, I didn't want to 202 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,000 Speaker 1: take a chance and find out that really did or not. 203 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,840 Speaker 1: Where were you in a club? These dudes robbed me 204 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: in the right and broad in the middle of the club. 205 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:45,760 Speaker 1: Monks people happened, so, I mean one section and dude 206 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 1: tapping like, look, these guys are big fans of yours. 207 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: Can you come down to take a picture next you know, 208 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:54,440 Speaker 1: I'm getting robbed. That's crazy from you jewelry. But then 209 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 1: somebody I knew knew somebody and end up giving that 210 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 1: all back. Did you handle cash on you? Like three hands? 211 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: Didn't take that? I never got back, damn all in 212 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,320 Speaker 1: the club club. That's crazy that people could just run 213 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 1: and then you know the people that know them. Doesn't 214 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:14,800 Speaker 1: make you feel like man. Then later on, you know, 215 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 1: later on somebody that knew the person then come out 216 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,559 Speaker 1: and apologize, Hey, we didn't know it was They know 217 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 1: it was you know, not that you know it's me. 218 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: They didn't know that this person knew me. Okay, you 219 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,840 Speaker 1: screaming for help. No, you're in the middle of the club, man, 220 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:34,199 Speaker 1: Why screaming like a bitch? Please? These guys are robbing me. 221 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:40,520 Speaker 1: These bitches are right police. So after that, did you 222 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: stay in the club or did you No? I left 223 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: after that, like I still got bottles on the table. 224 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 1: Did you feel bad? I mean I felt It's never 225 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 1: happened ever. Knock on board, Like my biggest fans are 226 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: like thugs, but like I guess, like I never have 227 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,200 Speaker 1: ever had a problem, but these were like some young boys. Yeah, 228 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,640 Speaker 1: it's so good. I got my stuff back. Now you 229 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:04,560 Speaker 1: also have a movie that just came out recently, right, 230 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,480 Speaker 1: I did my own movie. Man. I got tired winning 231 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: Hollywood to give me a movie, so I did my own. Baby. 232 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 1: I am in a movie that's gonna come out in 233 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 1: theater soon with Mike Epps and everybody else. It's called 234 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,680 Speaker 1: Meet the Blacks. It's like a spoof of the Purge. 235 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:21,960 Speaker 1: So look out for that. Yeah. Yeah, Mike Abs, Um, 236 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:27,199 Speaker 1: Gary every Mike Tyson, Um, Charlie Murphy, We're all in that. 237 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,560 Speaker 1: Do you ever get tired of going on auditions and stuff? Man? Oh, 238 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,000 Speaker 1: I got tied to my agents and more auditions. Oh 239 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,520 Speaker 1: this is a cutchity bias, man, Yeah, you gonna take me. 240 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,080 Speaker 1: I went on for African parts. I couldn't even get 241 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,280 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But I'm not it's a 242 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,199 Speaker 1: better African than an African. So they was hiring Americans 243 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: to be Africans exactly. Damn. Yeah, So I don't do that. 244 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 1: My whole goal is to eventually and I'm like Chris 245 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 1: Rock and do my own movies and do my own things. 246 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,720 Speaker 1: When you say coaching leaue bias. What do you mean? 247 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,319 Speaker 1: I just mean, like, you know, you sent me in 248 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,719 Speaker 1: on audition with some blond head lady, you know, and 249 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 1: you want me to please help with my acting skills, 250 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: you know, not knowing that you know that you don't 251 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,559 Speaker 1: understand why I could bring to this state where I 252 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,839 Speaker 1: could bring to this screen the audience that I have, 253 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 1: the people that want to see me. She would understand 254 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: that she's looking for a particular type of acting skills. 255 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,280 Speaker 1: You know. Most of the time they do auditions because 256 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,679 Speaker 1: they have to do it, you know, But ninety nine 257 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:20,079 Speaker 1: percent of the time they already know who they want 258 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 1: to have, the actors already at you. So I to 259 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,719 Speaker 1: my agent, no more. He's in fact, I'm supposed to 260 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,679 Speaker 1: do on while I'm here, Like tomorrow, I said, I'm 261 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 1: not gonna be available. I don't want to do the 262 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,160 Speaker 1: more auditions. Do you feel like there's a lot more 263 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,040 Speaker 1: roles available now? Like? Are you getting a lot more? 264 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 1: Because they keep on saying that all these movie companies 265 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 1: are trying to be more diverse and a lot more 266 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,960 Speaker 1: diverse cast, So do you feel like there's a lot 267 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,400 Speaker 1: more out there? I mean, if they're gonna call me 268 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: and give them to me. Yes, um, they probably are. 269 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 1: I mean because there's so much more networks. I mean 270 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 1: Netflix is doing a lot, a lot, and then, um, 271 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,880 Speaker 1: I mean so many more networks. So yeah, there are 272 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,319 Speaker 1: a lot more stuff going on. But what if you 273 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,520 Speaker 1: miss your blessing? Man, what if it's that one audition? 274 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,120 Speaker 1: You'd be like, I ain't going on, But that'd be 275 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:03,320 Speaker 1: the one that changed amazing stories you read. I could 276 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 1: read the script and be like this the one the 277 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 1: woman audition today tomorrow is for like Atlanta rapper, Like 278 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 1: where am I gonna I'm gonna need to like eat 279 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:18,120 Speaker 1: a lot of corn? No, I can't eat what they shouting? 280 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,400 Speaker 1: Man got that being? I ain't got that. I ain't 281 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: got that. I can't do that every wasting my time 282 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 1: and the castle agents and you've been around for a 283 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:30,120 Speaker 1: long people should know what you do. But you know 284 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,040 Speaker 1: what I do. So the movie is to do your 285 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,320 Speaker 1: own movies. Now that's the goal. I mean, don't get wrong, 286 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 1: I'm getting like that, Like they meet the Blacks, I 287 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,120 Speaker 1: don't have the audition to that. The producer and the 288 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 1: director say, let's get Michael Blacks. Let's get a little duple. 289 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 1: Let's get that. You know, so there are people, a 290 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,160 Speaker 1: few people out there that do have the respect for us. 291 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,400 Speaker 1: They're gonna call us and put us in movies. But 292 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 1: you know, you know, your competition is the A towns 293 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 1: and the welves now and all these instagram No, you 294 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 1: know they're trying to start. They want to do stand up, 295 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,800 Speaker 1: stand up. It's a whole different world. I mean, those 296 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 1: guy eyes out trying it out, and they're doing really 297 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,480 Speaker 1: bombing because just because you got a fifteen second video 298 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,880 Speaker 1: doesn't even mean you're gonna go on stage and entertain 299 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: a bunch of mature audience. Those guys that are watching 300 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 1: videos are those fourteen fifteen year old kids online, the 301 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 1: people that paid thirty forty dollars up forty year old 302 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,280 Speaker 1: people that work hard for that money. I come up 303 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,280 Speaker 1: there there putting a wig on and doing that every 304 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,520 Speaker 1: tardest stuff. They're not going for that. No disrespect to 305 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:29,960 Speaker 1: my colleagues, Distrectory. Not anytime in Wellman, I didn't mean 306 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 1: that those are my homeiats those you know, they're really 307 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 1: my homie anytime, my homie from Philly, uh and not 308 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: live in La So Welvin is now my homie in La. 309 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,040 Speaker 1: You know he was in summer jam Like, yeahy go, 310 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,560 Speaker 1: He's kissing everybody in the mob. Man giving women genor 311 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:50,400 Speaker 1: visors instantly, instantly, Hys directed me in the mouth. Now 312 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 1: recently Kim Kardashian boar Kanye like this crazy birthday present? Right, 313 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,080 Speaker 1: she rented out the Staples Center and had a basketball 314 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 1: game justin Bieber John Legend. All those people are there. 315 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,680 Speaker 1: What's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for you for 316 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,880 Speaker 1: I've never been always every I always meet the brook 317 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,160 Speaker 1: bitches in my life. Man, I never, even on my birthday, 318 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: didn't want to borrow money. Damn. You know what, I 319 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,720 Speaker 1: don't recall. I'm trying to think of the nicest thing 320 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 1: I ever got ever from a woman. This is a shame. 321 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,600 Speaker 1: This is a really shit. I just that's why you 322 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 1: got to day the Kardashi and or Jenna Man Caitlyn 323 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 1: wide open, bro Caitlyn or Chris Caitlin. We're probably about 324 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,640 Speaker 1: you some nice stuff though, I'm not gonna lie. You 325 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 1: got money. He's getting one hundred and fifty in apparents. 326 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:41,040 Speaker 1: Man who Caitlyn Jenna to peelware the talks to get 327 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,000 Speaker 1: talk to be standing up, Michael, you're getting one hundred 328 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: and fifty in appearance. Man, you never got a nice present, 329 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 1: you know now, I've never I remember. Oh no, no, 330 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,560 Speaker 1: you know what I um? I mean I got a belt? 331 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 1: What kind of belt I got at my birthday? My 332 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,520 Speaker 1: last birthday? But I'm talking. We talk some kid that 333 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:08,639 Speaker 1: wants somebody like going. You really turned me on for, 334 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,200 Speaker 1: you know, for my girl to be like, you know what, 335 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay pay your mortgage this month. It would 336 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,919 Speaker 1: be nice. I'll make my nipple. Was hard. We had 337 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: Timothy the Laghetto up here. He's a YouTube sensation. He 338 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 1: paid his mama mortgage off off YouTube. It just wasn't 339 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,399 Speaker 1: off YouTube, be invested in the company that they sold that. 340 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,919 Speaker 1: I just said that I want to piss him off. 341 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: But you know what, I recently sent my mother to 342 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,280 Speaker 1: an just came out, guest. I sent up to England. 343 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:37,880 Speaker 1: That's hot. My mom has been working ten years. Man, 344 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,840 Speaker 1: you make money. People. People don't realize how much money 345 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,119 Speaker 1: comedians make. Now we do good. I mean it's like 346 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,120 Speaker 1: not everybody, not everybody step you know, you gotta keep 347 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:50,000 Speaker 1: yourself relevant in comedy word, you know. So, I mean 348 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,320 Speaker 1: I'm selling tickets. You know, that's the most import If 349 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,400 Speaker 1: you're not selling, nobody's gonna book you. You at Carolina 350 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:58,920 Speaker 1: this weekend six shows. Wow, that's about eighty grand right there, 351 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:03,159 Speaker 1: and I pack shop and let'm be saying that crap. No, 352 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: that's good because I mean, like I went to Townlines 353 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,239 Speaker 1: a couple of weeks agoing sometimes comedians don't sell out, 354 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,200 Speaker 1: they got to close the shade in the back. Michael 355 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 1: gonna away at least seventy to eighty grand, and he 356 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,800 Speaker 1: puts on the show. He puts on a show. So 357 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:18,040 Speaker 1: I'm definitely going this weekend go check him out. How 358 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 1: we're gonna be in Houston. He's here Friday, Saturday and 359 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 1: Sunday and we leave. I'm not coming back to your Sunday. 360 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 1: You come Sunday night. Yeah, I can make a Sunday night. 361 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,359 Speaker 1: You're not there on Thursday Thursday? Okay, so good, you 362 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:34,280 Speaker 1: could do tomorrow. There you go. I'm guaranteed that. Yeah. 363 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,719 Speaker 1: But the Twin Boys, one of the twins that were here, 364 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 1: you got in trouble last time. What I do I forgot, 365 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 1: I don't remember. We had this said something about your 366 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,360 Speaker 1: boy head and then you said something like your nuts 367 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:53,240 Speaker 1: up ball or something. I don't think he was here. 368 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,280 Speaker 1: Who wasn't She wasn't here. I don't think she was here. 369 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: Remember what he was going on? Charlemaine and was like next, 370 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,879 Speaker 1: I didn't remember he said that. Yeah, he said he 371 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,639 Speaker 1: said your balls a ball or something like that. It 372 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,879 Speaker 1: was funny. I had a huge argument about child support 373 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: yesterday because some guys, it's not bad. We we took 374 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,640 Speaker 1: it out of court. Pick. Okay, so you agreed on something, 375 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,760 Speaker 1: So agree on something. Some guys feel like child support 376 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,600 Speaker 1: is like the worst thing in the world. When a 377 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,440 Speaker 1: woman takes you to court, it is support. It's for 378 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,440 Speaker 1: it's for death. Be dads, not father that. I want 379 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 1: to be in the kids like no woman. You know, 380 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,720 Speaker 1: and she she originally she did go to court, and 381 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,480 Speaker 1: she did it just because weren't together anymore. And then 382 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,440 Speaker 1: you know, the core thing is it's a hassle. It 383 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,560 Speaker 1: takes your time. She got tired of going in and 384 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 1: out of there every two to three months. I got 385 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,760 Speaker 1: tired of going so we decided to take it out 386 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 1: of court. She never had to take it to court. 387 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,440 Speaker 1: I love my kids of death. In fact, I would 388 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 1: love to when and when they reached that age where 389 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 1: they go to court and say where they want to live, 390 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,320 Speaker 1: you know. And that's why I'm gonna take them to 391 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,800 Speaker 1: court and try to get custody of my kids. I 392 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: want to be with my kids. My son is seventeen 393 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 1: and he's done me for the past what ten years? 394 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,399 Speaker 1: So he's living with me. Okay, why the kids not 395 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,880 Speaker 1: dark skin and my complexion after bleach? Yeah, the mom 396 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,400 Speaker 1: is a ghost. Oh got your red bone? Real red. 397 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,680 Speaker 1: Now the mother's actually Greek. She's Oh she's white, he said, 398 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:12,280 Speaker 1: Greek white. She's Greek. She's she looked like a Kardashian. Okay, 399 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 1: without them, you had you sell out, you impregnant. I 400 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 1: sewed out man, I sold out it once. I set 401 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:25,200 Speaker 1: out again, telling what they're gonna be. He's gonna be 402 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,560 Speaker 1: a Caroline. Help me tell Okay, we'll be a Caroline 403 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,639 Speaker 1: Thursday night at seven thirty, Friday seven thirty and ten, 404 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 1: Saturday seven thirty and ten, and Sunday at seven thirty. 405 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,080 Speaker 1: Can go to Caroline dot com. When you get that 406 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,800 Speaker 1: stuff from me, you know, no, I got you. It's 407 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:42,160 Speaker 1: a dermatologist, doctor Natasha Sandy. But I'm going there West. 408 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,680 Speaker 1: I'll leave Steph Kurry. He said, your complex is fine 409 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,159 Speaker 1: because he don't want the people to do that. You 410 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 1: don't have discoloration, like okay, is that what it was? 411 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:53,720 Speaker 1: Are you good? You won't even tone See, I'm won't 412 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: even tone that. Who was you before you just two tone? 413 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,359 Speaker 1: I looked like mala way some I was like a 414 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,679 Speaker 1: bruise a plane one time. The US to call him 415 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:06,120 Speaker 1: like rac No. I love, I love. I love being 416 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,879 Speaker 1: extra dark. In fact, I want to get a doctor. 417 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 1: Is that something that can make me more doctor? Yeah? 418 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,399 Speaker 1: You lay out in the sun. Let's keeps wearing all 419 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 1: black in the summertime in New York. My goodness, it's 420 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,679 Speaker 1: the breakfast Club Michael Blacks and at Carolinas, we can 421 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 1: make sure you're joined them.