Speaker 1: What's that at the foot of my bed.
Speaker 2: It's spooky. I'm joky.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Hey, I go said.
Speaker 1: I loss mondays.
Speaker 3: Please, hey boo, it's me Roz and welcome to the
Speaker 3: number eight best comedy podcast of twenty twenty two according
Speaker 3: to Vulture. That's major. I'm very proud of that. We
Speaker 3: made it on a list. You better believe I was
Speaker 3: checking it twice. Turns out the podcast is a hit.
Speaker 3: We're the number eight best comedy podcast of twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: Thank you Vulture so much for that honor. Thank you guys,
Speaker 3: everyone that listens. Thank you Starburns Audio, Thank you everyone
Speaker 3: that's a guest. Oh I'm so excited. And I will
Speaker 3: promise you right now. This is a promise. You can
Speaker 3: hold me to this. Twenty twenty three, it's going to
Speaker 3: be the biggest year of Ghosted yet. I promise you
Speaker 3: it's going to be major. I've got such a fun
Speaker 3: guest today. This is truly a really, really, really fun
Speaker 3: episode with mary Lynn Rice cub But first I've got
Speaker 3: a little bit of haunted housekeeping to do.
Speaker 1: That's good, huh, haunted housekeeping.
Speaker 3: So Okay, first order of business, I'm so sorry there
Speaker 3: will not be an episode next week. It's that weird
Speaker 3: week and between Christmas and New Year's We'll be back
Speaker 3: the following week, starting off twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Right, So there's that.
Speaker 3: The next thing I have to say is I am
Speaker 3: going to be taking a hiatus. I'll call it from
Speaker 3: my Patreon patreon dot com slash ras dress Fales link
Speaker 3: in the description. Uh So, I will not be uh
Speaker 3: doing it for at least a couple of months.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what the plan is.
Speaker 3: I just have got a ton of stuff going on
Speaker 3: on my calendar that's already started, and then right at
Speaker 3: the beginning of the year, I'm just gonna not be
Speaker 3: able to.
Speaker 1: Keep up with it.
Speaker 3: However, if you still want to support it, that's lovely.
Speaker 1: I'd so appreciate it.
Speaker 3: But also you don't have to no presh, but if
Speaker 3: you wanted to join at some point, I know people
Speaker 3: in the future, I'm talking to you in the future,
Speaker 3: a new listener of Ghosted Off in the Distant future
Speaker 3: if you want. If you hear about this Patreon here,
Speaker 3: there's so much about it in these intros of the podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep all that up so you could you
Speaker 3: can still access it. There's a couple of years worth
Speaker 3: of content of full length episodes of me by myself.
Speaker 3: There's bonus clips, there's videos from my life, There's all
Speaker 3: kinds of shit.
Speaker 1: It's fun. I had a great time with it.
Speaker 3: Hopefully I'll be coming back to it soon enough, but
Speaker 3: until then, it's sort of like a streaming platform of
Speaker 3: just all kinds of stuff that you could find there
Speaker 3: if you wanted to check it out. But there won't
Speaker 3: be any new content until I'm not short yet, and
Speaker 3: that'll start January first.
Speaker 1: Okay, got that out of the way.
Speaker 3: This week, I am joined by mary Lynn Rice cub
Speaker 3: who truly one of my favorite comedians.
Speaker 1: She cracks me up. Brilliant comedian actor.
Speaker 3: A lot of people know her from starring as Chloe
Speaker 3: on twenty four for a.
Speaker 1: Lot of seasons.
Speaker 3: I mean, this woman is a celebrity, so much of
Speaker 3: a celebrity. She's been on Celebrity ghost Stories. She was
Speaker 3: the sixth ever episode of this podcast a long time ago,
Speaker 3: and we talked about her Celebrity ghost Stories.
Speaker 1: In the moment while recording with her.
Speaker 3: You will hear in a second I had this brilliant idea,
Speaker 3: I must say, to pull up her Celebrity ghost Story
Speaker 3: and watch it with her. So we'll be doing that,
Speaker 3: and I'll also check out her book that came out
Speaker 3: this past year.
Speaker 1: It is called Famish Colon My Life at the Edge
Speaker 1: of Stardom. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Here's me talking once again to mary Lynn Riis Cobb
Speaker 3: on with the show. Hello everyone, I am joined for
Speaker 3: her second visits mary Lynn Ryde's.
Speaker 2: Cub Hello, how are you so good?
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to see.
Speaker 2: It's good to be in beautiful Burbank in the holidays,
Speaker 2: during the holidays.
Speaker 1: Don't doos us, don't let everyone know we're in.
Speaker 2: Cut that out. It's good to be Hollywood adjacent, Hollywood
Speaker 2: have Jason, It's good to be.
Speaker 1: It's going to be out of the house.
Speaker 2: Dally Ish, It's good to be out of the house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's going to be on the street, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: on the streets.
Speaker 1: I the mean streets of Burbank.
Speaker 2: I tried to get away from the Burbank, and you
Speaker 2: brought it back. Bur Bank is a big place ever
Speaker 2: find with a lot.
Speaker 3: Of TV shows happening right now. Last time I saw you,
Speaker 3: no it's something less. Last time I was with you
Speaker 3: in a one on one situation, we went to a
Speaker 3: diner and I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think why I was in the
Speaker 1: scenario I was in.
Speaker 3: So we did a show together and then I it
Speaker 3: was Omicron was happening.
Speaker 1: It was like that weird wave.
Speaker 3: And we did a show, and so we had masks
Speaker 3: on and then we would take them off to do
Speaker 3: stand up and I had on lipstick for when I
Speaker 3: would do my stand up set.
Speaker 1: So I had my mask.
Speaker 3: I kept putting it on and off and on and
Speaker 3: off because I was hosting. And by the time we
Speaker 3: got to the diner, I had lipstick all over my face.
Speaker 3: And I wasn't just gonna be with television's marilynd Rice cub.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were not having it.
Speaker 3: In a diner with lipstick all over my situation. So
Speaker 3: I literally kept my mask on and ate like curly fries,
Speaker 3: like lifting my mask out and sticking.
Speaker 2: Asked for the partition that if they can bring it
Speaker 2: so I could pretend like you were my priest, and
Speaker 2: I was confessing to you, you know, and that you
Speaker 2: could eat your fries freely. But that was not We.
Speaker 1: Were in publish. We were we were in actual Hollywood.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm more of a renegade. I felt for
Speaker 2: you and your situation. I think I just was, you know,
Speaker 2: wiping lipstick on everything and shoving fries everywhere. That was
Speaker 2: my and I remember when I went in there, I
Speaker 2: was like f masks and started that fire. I did, like,
Speaker 2: how my look, my son is very well behaved. But
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw thirteen around thirteen year old twelve thirteen,
Speaker 2: fourteen year olds under the bus. He actually is moving
Speaker 2: into becoming like a young man. But if we go
Speaker 2: out to eat with by the end of the meal,
Speaker 2: they're doing the uh, pouring stuff in a glass of water, sugar,
Speaker 2: you know, like putting the You gotta you gotta keep
Speaker 2: them moving. That's how I was at Norms, just shutting
Speaker 2: the place down. Yeah, it's like up, time for the
Speaker 2: boys to go. They're gonna start stuff together on the table.
Speaker 3: Tell me about ghosts. Ghosts have you had Have you
Speaker 3: seen a ghost lately? Because you were last time you
Speaker 3: were here was you were here early in the pod.
Speaker 3: It's probably been three four years.
Speaker 2: This is crazy that it's been that long. I feel
Speaker 2: like it was yesterday. You've been potting all time. You've
Speaker 2: been potting this whole time, you've been ghosting pretty much. Well,
Speaker 2: I have a big ghost story.
Speaker 3: Well because you did tell the one that you told
Speaker 3: on Celebrity ghost Stories. Yes, you told that one on
Speaker 3: this podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes, and what a great show.
Speaker 3: I want to say you were the first person ever
Speaker 3: from Celebrity Ghost Stories to be on the show, which
Speaker 3: is major for me because that's my favorite TV show
Speaker 3: of all time, Celebrity ghost Stories. I have reached out
Speaker 3: to every single person that's ever been on that show.
Speaker 2: Have you really Yeah, and have you gotten any I've.
Speaker 3: Had about Oh, that's but it was mainly because there
Speaker 3: were people I knew.
Speaker 2: But that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of them were like I already told
Speaker 3: my story or whatever, like I don't want to be
Speaker 3: known for that.
Speaker 1: AKA. I feel like some of them made it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 3: They made it up and they didn't want me to
Speaker 3: ask questions. But or they just didn't want to be
Speaker 3: on I don't know.
Speaker 2: But either way, ghost stories are tricky because I think
Speaker 2: there can be a lot of You have to build
Speaker 2: it up. You can't just be like I was laying
Speaker 2: in bed and I got suffocated by a ghost.
Speaker 1: That's most stories that literally.
Speaker 3: People will ask me like, what's your scariest thing, and
Speaker 3: it's like, well, the scariest things are like one time
Speaker 3: I was at a hearted place and something brush past me.
Speaker 1: That's the full story.
Speaker 3: Right, It's not a great beginning, middle, and end.
Speaker 1: That would be the quickest celebrity ghost story ever. Yes, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sort of is I wonder the made up
Speaker 2: versus mostly embellished?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love the production on that show too. It's got
Speaker 2: the single light bulb and the sound effect and the
Speaker 2: scratchy the reenactments. Do you they just embraced that whole
Speaker 2: genre and said we're gonna dig into this and we're
Speaker 2: going to give you what you want.
Speaker 3: I feel like I asked you this probably at the time,
Speaker 3: because I ask everyone in celebrity ghost stories, but do
Speaker 3: you like, do you remember being re enacted?
Speaker 1: Like do you remember watching it and seeing Oh god, no,
Speaker 1: you don't know?
Speaker 2: Like watching it back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have you got to see who you're saying
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 3: I want you to watch it and go wait a second,
Speaker 3: it might be streaming something.
Speaker 2: Joint your life. I need to turn over a new
Speaker 2: leaf and start watching my own reenactments.
Speaker 1: Have you ever reenacted other times?
Speaker 2: Well? No, but I'm using that as a blanket. I
Speaker 2: don't watch things I've been in. I'm that person. No,
Speaker 2: I totally ninety percent of the time. It's like I'm
Speaker 2: down here doing the work. I don't go back. I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Part of why it's fun is because it's kind of
Speaker 3: not you, like it is you.
Speaker 1: But it's not you.
Speaker 3: It's on Discovery. Plus I pay for that every month.
Speaker 3: Give me a second. This is gonna be this is
Speaker 3: ghosted history because the people that listen to the show
Speaker 3: know that that's my favorite TV show.
Speaker 1: So you were on season you can.
Speaker 2: Still easily find it. Okay, get over here, pretend we're
Speaker 2: at norms. Get closer.
Speaker 3: We have set up all the tech to watch Mary
Speaker 3: Lynn Rusco reacting to herself being reenacted on Celebrity ghost
Speaker 3: So this is a celebrity reenacting to a reenactment on
Speaker 3: Celebrity Ghost Stories.
Speaker 1: Yes, how about that?
Speaker 2: Don't know, I'm okay paralyzed with.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is so good, it's so good.
Speaker 2: My self. This aura of terrible green, these people are,
Speaker 2: this is exactly what we're talking about. It's a brush
Speaker 2: against the arm, but then they make it into a whole.
Speaker 2: They're producing a horror film for each.
Speaker 1: Was coming closer towards you, like it was moving. It
Speaker 1: was tightening around me.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Where are you.
Speaker 2: Headbag music?
Speaker 1: Okay, I think you're first. I think that's what's going on.
Speaker 1: Celebrity ghost stories? How have you watched this? But you've
Speaker 1: made made me.
Speaker 2: Feel like spirits or entities are real, whether or not
Speaker 2: we see them.
Speaker 3: Oh Maryland rast Cup is best known for a portrayal
Speaker 3: as Chloe O'Brien on the hit television show.
Speaker 1: While performing on.
Speaker 2: Stage early in her career, Marilyn had two special audience members,
Speaker 2: one who could help on her career and another she
Speaker 2: feared destroy. Was in my twenties and I was finishing
Speaker 2: my art school in San Francisco and moved to Los
Speaker 2: Angeles to do live comedy shows. And I decided to
Speaker 2: book a run to do a one woman show at
Speaker 2: this really small theater in Santa Monica. It's no longer
Speaker 2: there anymore. What it's called the Powerhouse. It was a
Speaker 2: real funky, really interesting that definitely went with my style
Speaker 2: of performing funky. It was definitely a big leap for me.
Speaker 2: To do one woman could oh, look at that app
Speaker 2: Right in the middle of the run her hair, there
Speaker 2: was a party that Ben Stiller was going to come
Speaker 2: to the show that night. They were going to look
Speaker 2: at her dad. That shook me a little bit. I
Speaker 2: had that scene suddenly I was not so sure of
Speaker 2: She definitely looks like someone that would be in my
Speaker 2: acting class.
Speaker 4: To me.
Speaker 1: Doing I hope.
Speaker 2: I take the stage and I can see my hand shaking,
Speaker 2: you can feel my heart beating. So I'm trying to
Speaker 2: hit my mark, deliver the first line of the show,
Speaker 2: and settle into the performance. But something happens, you can
Speaker 2: tell by the music. So that was their close up
Speaker 2: nervous eyes close up. Right in the center of the theater.
Speaker 2: About halfway back, there was an empty seat, and I
Speaker 2: looked through the audience and I see Ben Steellers there.
Speaker 2: So I get that spike of adrenaline and I'm nervous.
Speaker 2: But then I, you know, I relaxed, and I go, okay,
Speaker 2: you know, I got this. Look at there's a little
Speaker 2: white picket fence.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. People are liking, Wait, what was the punchline?
Speaker 3: You quote unquote said I woke up this morning and
Speaker 3: then they didn't let us hear the punchline, and everyone started.
Speaker 2: Laughing, and they did no zero punch finish it.
Speaker 1: What was the line?
Speaker 2: I woke up this morning and I slipped on a
Speaker 2: banana peel. You guys, another rubber chicken. Oh good, fing
Speaker 2: worries and feeling pretty good.
Speaker 1: Has that been still her? I think it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be stiller.
Speaker 2: Oh, look at her hamming it up.
Speaker 1: I try, you guys, I'm going to be a star.
Speaker 2: Oh they did this time. When I scanned the crowd,
Speaker 2: there was a woman sitting there in a seat that
Speaker 2: was empty a couple of minutes previously, with frizzy hair
Speaker 2: and kind of a seventies blouse. She was prettier in
Speaker 2: the hair, and her presence was very and the eyes
Speaker 2: were like empty eye sockets jarring. And this woman is
Speaker 2: sitting there, stoic, staring straight ahead. She's not laughing because
Speaker 2: she's story. I kept trying to look away, but my
Speaker 2: eyes kept looking back to her. Oh this is so good.
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden she might use it
Speaker 2: on stage. She's given her best and yeah effect or glowing.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: I just kind of froze and stared at her and
Speaker 2: these freaky eye sockets. We're looking back at me, staring
Speaker 2: boring holes into me. They spent more on the sound
Speaker 2: design of the did a glowing eye your sound away? Everything?
Speaker 2: I scanned back across where she was. Yep, and she's gone.
Speaker 2: That's how it happened. That is how it absoletely vanished.
Speaker 2: And the real ghost. It was large eye sockets that
Speaker 2: were uh like a white light, like an amber white light,
Speaker 2: too bright for natural. And then the hair was longer
Speaker 2: and it's frizzy like that and backlit.
Speaker 3: They did a good My biggest fear is like performing
Speaker 3: and seeing a ghost on stage. And that was real,
Speaker 3: So okay, we don't have to watch the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Did you ever talk to Ben Stiller and ask him
Speaker 3: if he saw that lady with the frizzy hair and
Speaker 3: the glowy eyes.
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 1: I did not get him on the phone.
Speaker 2: Let me get let me, let me let me get
Speaker 2: him on the Do.
Speaker 1: You remember in what year was this? Nineteen nineties?
Speaker 2: It'd be so great if I had somebody that I knew.
Speaker 2: I'm not even imagining that I could get Ben on
Speaker 2: the phone, But if I had somebody, whould do a
Speaker 2: Ben Stiller and pression that I could call right now.
Speaker 3: Well this so when I watched this, it was like
Speaker 3: a full house. Do you remember it being like super packed?
Speaker 3: It was so there was one seat. See now, that's
Speaker 3: strange that there would be an empty seat, and it's like,
Speaker 3: do you think that when they were seating people, people
Speaker 3: were like, oh, someone's already sitting there, Like you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 2: That is strange.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember Gloe is like sitting there.
Speaker 2: I don't know if my memory because it's maybe it
Speaker 2: was peppered with single seats or there was a couple
Speaker 2: of rows in the back. I do remember it was
Speaker 2: like at least three quarters full.
Speaker 3: Woman, But you're right, why why or was she sitting
Speaker 3: on someone and you couldn't see.
Speaker 1: The other person?
Speaker 2: The ghosts.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, thank you for humoring me and doing this.
Speaker 1: This is the most fun I've ever had. I've never
Speaker 1: watched my favorite TV show with one of the stars
Speaker 1: of my favorite TV show.
Speaker 2: It it's exciting. And it was an old theater. It
Speaker 2: was an old building and I do think I say
Speaker 2: this in there it was I think it was an
Speaker 2: electric powerhouse.
Speaker 1: So it was like an uh yeah, because it's called
Speaker 1: the Powerhouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like an electrical in Santa Monica.
Speaker 1: The Powerhouse in Santa Monica.
Speaker 2: I think it's long gone though. The Powerhouse Theater in
Speaker 2: Santa Monica used to be uh.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was known for being haunted by Frizzy Franny, the
Speaker 3: glow Wide Goat Ghoule of Santa Monica.
Speaker 1: Frizzy Franny. Frizzy Franny.
Speaker 2: Am I related to Frizzy Fanny? Is it a family
Speaker 2: family friend? My family friend, Frizzy Franny.
Speaker 3: Okay, now, before we jumped into this, you said that
Speaker 3: you have a really great ghost was it?
Speaker 1: Were you talking about this? Were you talking about No,
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: A new ghost story. But what it's about it couldn't
Speaker 2: be farther away from because it is a real It's
Speaker 2: about my dead mother who just passed away last April.
Speaker 2: So it's coming. It's a little over a half a year. Okay,
Speaker 2: you ready, I want to share.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, first of all, sorry for your loss.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. So in Michigan where I'm from, right,
Speaker 2: I'm from south of Detroit, Trenton, Michigan, suburbs of Detroit.
Speaker 2: I grew up my whole childhood in that house. So
Speaker 2: I was downstairs with my sister the day after the funeral.
Speaker 2: There wasn't a showing she was cremated. Whatever. We don't
Speaker 2: need to get too sad. But the funny thing at
Speaker 2: the funeral that you, you know, we've lived in that
Speaker 2: place our whole life. So everybody comes and you're it's
Speaker 2: weirdly energizing because you're seeing all these people that are
Speaker 2: taught talking to you about your mom and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I remember at one point I was like, Oh, I
Speaker 2: should tell where's Mom. I gotta tell her that. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, she's not here. Uh so that, and
Speaker 2: then there's other lady. She was talking to me about
Speaker 2: for like twenty minutes about my mom. And you're sort
Speaker 2: of an open wound, so whenever anyone approaches you, you
Speaker 2: just are listening to them. Your cat captive. She's telling
Speaker 2: me about where her cat likes to lay in the sun,
Speaker 2: the different spots in the house.
Speaker 1: How much these people see you too, Like do you
Speaker 1: go back often?
Speaker 2: Not really. I mean there's some people that I for
Speaker 2: sure knew. There was a good percentage of people, you know,
Speaker 2: my old swim coach or like the lady that used
Speaker 2: to work with my mom, who I hadn't seen in years,
Speaker 2: who for sure I would know. So it's a weird
Speaker 2: mixture of completely familiar maybe I haven't seen in years.
Speaker 2: There was even more that happens in La. There were
Speaker 2: several people who did the thing of like, do you
Speaker 2: remember me? It's like don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm at my mom's.
Speaker 2: Can you just can you just introduce yourself straight away?
Speaker 2: How about that? Don't don't quiz me right now and
Speaker 2: then give me the guilt trip. So this lady in particular,
Speaker 2: she's telling me about her how she makes homemade wine,
Speaker 2: and in that moment, I was like, oh okay. And
Speaker 2: then right before we stop talking, she goes, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: going to send you some. Right before we stop talking,
Speaker 2: she grabbed my arms. She looked into my eyes and
Speaker 2: she goes, you know, I've never liked Hollywood. And that
Speaker 2: was geared towards me because I'm from Hollywood, you guys,
Speaker 2: I'm a professional actress. I've never liked Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I looked at her and I said, that's good, because
Speaker 2: you're not good looking enough to be in it. That's good, right.
Speaker 2: Okay I did not say that, but she did say
Speaker 2: that to me. That was my fantasy of what I
Speaker 2: wished I could have said, you know, I just listened
Speaker 2: and was like, yeah, okay. So then apparently she talked
Speaker 2: to my sister about homemade wine too. My sister was
Speaker 2: at another part of.
Speaker 1: The room and really trying to get the word out,
Speaker 1: and it was.
Speaker 2: Her gift to us to give us this homemade wine.
Speaker 2: So we get home and my sister and I wasn't
Speaker 2: a lot of alcohol in the house. People had brought
Speaker 2: like a really cheap wine over and we and then
Speaker 2: she she we found her care package. We go, oh,
Speaker 2: my gosh, she left it by the back. It was
Speaker 2: it was like six different bottles of wine, each with
Speaker 2: like very lofty names, and uh, we go. I had
Speaker 2: had the bottle opener earlier because I had the day
Speaker 2: before opened a bad bottle of wine poured it down
Speaker 2: the drain, and so we already kind of had a
Speaker 2: joke of are we going to find a good bottle
Speaker 2: of wine? Oh, we have this homemade wine, like, let's
Speaker 2: and I go to where I left the bottle opener
Speaker 2: just like it was actually within five minutes, I had
Speaker 2: used the bottle opener and I left it there and
Speaker 2: I looked and it was not there. Now, this was before,
Speaker 2: don't you know. You're thinking, Oh, you just got drunk
Speaker 2: and you lost the We hadn't had anything to drink yet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I in my mind I knew where I set
Speaker 2: it down, and it was gone. And then I got
Speaker 2: my sister over and we're looking for it, and there
Speaker 2: was a little junk drawer, and I said, did I
Speaker 2: throw it back where I got it? No? No, no,
Speaker 2: And then we're both looking for it, and then we
Speaker 2: finally see it in the drawer, tucked in the corner,
Speaker 2: lined up perfectly with another object on top of it,
Speaker 2: so it wouldn't so it wouldn't even be where if
Speaker 2: I just threw it in the drawer, I wouldn't place
Speaker 2: it there and then place another object. So it was
Speaker 2: already like a joke. And we all know ghosts love
Speaker 2: stacking things. Sure you know that's the sign of a
Speaker 2: ghost when that stacked up. So my sister and I
Speaker 2: looked for it for a really long time, and we
Speaker 2: were looking in other places. We didn't know where it was.
Speaker 2: And then after a long while, having looked in that
Speaker 2: drawer like four or five times, it was there, hidden,
Speaker 2: stacked up, lined up in a very What was on it.
Speaker 1: What was the object?
Speaker 2: It was like a little pad of paper or something.
Speaker 2: It was a junk drawer, so it was just something.
Speaker 2: But the way it was lined up is like that
Speaker 2: would never You wouldn't do that if you went to
Speaker 2: put something away, that would be a really weird way.
Speaker 2: So we were so we just thought, that's she's telling
Speaker 2: us drink that freaking homemade wine. And we did drink
Speaker 2: the homemade wine and it was the worst. Each one
Speaker 2: was worse than the next. We tried every bottle, and
Speaker 2: she gave them all these names, like, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: the a Cabernet south of France, Like she made up
Speaker 2: all these things and it's.
Speaker 1: Like south of Detroit.
Speaker 2: South of Detroit. But they each it was a foul
Speaker 2: smell and then one would have like a little bit
Speaker 2: of orange, you know what I mean. So I'd be like,
Speaker 2: this one is fruity and light and this one has
Speaker 2: a heavy body and it tasted like a petroleum bathtub wine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I feel like she had us. She took us
Speaker 2: for a ride, that lady, and my mom was trying
Speaker 2: to warn us.
Speaker 1: So do you feel it was definitely your mom?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, I mean because it wasn't a haunted house, right,
Speaker 3: It's just a one time.
Speaker 2: It was just a one time, and I think that
Speaker 2: was her. Yeah, it was really sweet. I think that
Speaker 2: was her energy, kind of messing with us and being like,
Speaker 2: I'm here, I'm here with you, just to let you
Speaker 2: guys know, I'm hanging out with you right now, because
Speaker 2: we were also crying laughing at not being able to
Speaker 2: find it. So it was it's a sweet moment. I
Speaker 2: don't know why I act like it was gonna be
Speaker 2: a heavy story. It's actually very sweet, but I guess
Speaker 2: because I haven't talked about it, and it's weird and
Speaker 2: it's such a small moment. But it's like we're saying
Speaker 2: the brush against the arm, like it's such a weird
Speaker 2: little moment that I haven't said that. It's not. It's
Speaker 2: not heavy. It's just one of those things that happened.
Speaker 2: And yeah, we were crying, laughing, and each we kept
Speaker 2: in earnest. We kept trying that wine, and it was
Speaker 2: there's a reason why people don't make their own wine.
Speaker 1: No, it seems incredibly complicated.
Speaker 2: Maybe you could believe I made my own beer, but
Speaker 2: I can't believe. I stood there and listened to this woman,
Speaker 2: talk to me about her cat, talk to me about
Speaker 2: her homemade wine. In the moment, going hmmmm, like tell
Speaker 2: me more about the process, not realizing until later like
Speaker 2: f you you can't make your own wine? Who do
Speaker 2: you think you are? Can we you?
Speaker 1: You a ghost story?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Please, I've got a ghost story for you. From a
Speaker 3: listener of the show named Ashley. Hey, Ashley, okay. Ashley
Speaker 3: sends me an email ghosted by ras at gmail dot com.
Speaker 3: Ashley writes, this story isn't as spooky, but I thought
Speaker 3: I would throw it in as a warm up.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I was staying over at my aunt's house. We were
Speaker 3: in her basement watching movies and we fell asleep. I
Speaker 3: woke up in the middle of the night on the
Speaker 3: couch and as I went to turn over, my aunt's
Speaker 3: cat jumped on me. The spooky thing is her cat
Speaker 3: just passed away, not that long ago.
Speaker 2: Dun dunoo.
Speaker 3: She also writes, I used to live in an old
Speaker 3: ass house with my dad. It was creepy a f
Speaker 3: it came with a dirt basement. I refused to go
Speaker 3: down there. The basement gave me a bad vibe. One day,
Speaker 3: my friend dropped me off after a day of shopping,
Speaker 3: she asked to use the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I said, of course.
Speaker 3: She went to use the bathroom and I dropped off
Speaker 3: my shopping bags in my room. It was just us
Speaker 3: two in the house. As I was leaving my room,
Speaker 3: I see someone walk by me out of the corner
Speaker 3: of my eye. I assumed it was my friends. I
Speaker 3: turned the corner and my friend was coming out of
Speaker 3: the bathroom. I screamed. My friend scared the crap out
Speaker 3: of me because I swear I saw her in the corner.
Speaker 3: My eye going the other direction and it wasn't my friend.
Speaker 3: Then who did I see?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the last one still from Ashley.
Speaker 2: Wait what did they have to do with the basement?
Speaker 3: Just because the basements it's just to the houses. Now
Speaker 3: this story is still in that creepy ass house.
Speaker 1: This next one with the dirt basement. It was around midnight.
Speaker 2: Please let a killing happen in the basement.
Speaker 1: This one really creeps me out.
Speaker 2: Oh she's building this is the best one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was around midnight. I was home alone. My
Speaker 3: dad worked nights. As I turned everything off, I got
Speaker 3: in my bed to go to sleep. My eyes were closed,
Speaker 3: my hair was kind of half in my face. I'm
Speaker 3: thinking of I'm literally thinking of the re enactment as
Speaker 3: I'm like reading those you're producing the show.
Speaker 1: I am god. I want to be a producer of
Speaker 1: celebrity ghost stories.
Speaker 3: So about the hair on my face didn't bug me,
Speaker 3: but I must have bugged the ghost.
Speaker 1: The next thing I know, someone was moving my hair
Speaker 1: behind my ears. Oh no, I jumped out of bed
Speaker 1: so fast and turn on the light. No one was there.
Speaker 1: Of course I slept with the lights on that night.
Speaker 1: That is scary. Yeah, I don't want a ghost like
Speaker 1: taking my touching my hair.
Speaker 2: Oh I hate an intimate ghost. I mean that could
Speaker 2: be like a sensual ghost.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking lately, like hair is so gross, Like
Speaker 3: just the concept. It's like, Yeah, I grew this out
Speaker 3: of my head. You want to run your fingers through it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I grew this out of my head. You want
Speaker 2: to have a whole industry based around it, products to
Speaker 2: put in it?
Speaker 3: You want this grew this out of my head? You
Speaker 3: want me to make a locket and give it to you.
Speaker 3: Like that's so gross. It's literally like a thing that
Speaker 3: came out of us.
Speaker 2: Now that I think about it, I wish a ghost
Speaker 2: would be sensual with me. You know, I wish I
Speaker 2: had a nighttime ghost that just visited me every night.
Speaker 1: I might have one for you.
Speaker 3: Actually, really, we do a little segment here where I
Speaker 3: like to go to eBay and look for ghosts that
Speaker 3: are currently for sale.
Speaker 2: Ghosts for sale.
Speaker 3: People sell haunted dolls and haunted objects. I'm seeing in
Speaker 3: your eyes that you're going I was kidding, but I
Speaker 3: don't actually want one.
Speaker 2: I kind of do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm just one.
Speaker 2: Blown away by this category that exists on the internet.
Speaker 1: I picked one for you today.
Speaker 2: You did.
Speaker 3: I'm curious if you're interested, maybe a Christmas gift?
Speaker 1: This right here is Cheesers.
Speaker 2: Is this my new boyfriend? Cheesers.
Speaker 1: Cheesers is a clown doll?
Speaker 3: Now, what I appreciate about Cheesers' profile is that Cheesers
Speaker 3: is giving you poses.
Speaker 1: Honey.
Speaker 3: There are pictures in all different poses. This is showing
Speaker 3: you a little bit of personality in this picture.
Speaker 2: Poses are I mean, they're all terrible and oh god.
Speaker 1: I like this one. This one.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this reference. It's very
Speaker 3: like a chorus line dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah that move, yes, but pointed jazz since hands are out,
Speaker 2: the poses do soften the god.
Speaker 3: I take it back. I take it back on the toes.
Speaker 3: That's a d answer for you.
Speaker 2: The fact that Cheesers is in the corner with one
Speaker 2: hand behind and one hand in front and the toe point.
Speaker 2: It's almost like I'm going to distract you with my
Speaker 2: jazzy moves. But I'm creepy and my eyes are hollow,
Speaker 2: and my mouth is open and my tongue is out
Speaker 2: a little bit, and I'm going to get you from
Speaker 2: this corner. Cheesers. He's gonna get me with that little
Speaker 2: ghost tongue.
Speaker 3: Cheesers comes with a biography. Okay, Currently Cheesers is there's
Speaker 3: a bidding war.
Speaker 1: Don't be reading.
Speaker 3: Cheesers is currently going for one hundred and two dollars
Speaker 3: and fifty says, what.
Speaker 2: A world where there can be a bidding?
Speaker 1: More on twenty five?
Speaker 2: What a world we live in?
Speaker 3: Twenty five bids on cheeser Cheezers, sorry plural, It's not
Speaker 3: just one cheeser, this is many cheesers.
Speaker 1: Here's the biography that comes with Cheesers.
Speaker 2: Real quick before you get in the big Yeah, how
Speaker 2: big does cheesers look? I'm my guess is doll size.
Speaker 2: But do you think it's smaller or bigger than a
Speaker 2: regular doll size?
Speaker 1: Oh, because that's kind of Poultergeist right like yeah, big,
Speaker 1: Wait a second, it's.
Speaker 2: Not like sex doll size. I bet it's. It looks
Speaker 2: regular doll size.
Speaker 1: Let's see here.
Speaker 2: So there's I want to picture his size before I hear.
Speaker 3: More hours Right now, it says twenty inches in length.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, just a little doll size. I'll take the
Speaker 2: twenty cheesers.
Speaker 3: Okay, so let me read you with cheesers. What it
Speaker 3: says about cheesers. This is not novelty or any sort
Speaker 3: of a toy.
Speaker 1: No, it is not to be left around elderly folks, pets,
Speaker 1: or kids.
Speaker 3: We believe this demon is responsible for eating a whole iguana.
Speaker 3: One iguana disappeared from out of my terrarium. Ever since
Speaker 3: we got this doll, we agreed to try it out
Speaker 3: for a kick and a few laps. We invited some
Speaker 3: people over last Halloween. We put the doll on the
Speaker 3: table while we tried to communicate with it through a
Speaker 3: spirit board. This is how we figured out that the
Speaker 3: spirit or entity goes by the name Cheesers, or that's
Speaker 3: what it wants to be called. There were eleven of
Speaker 3: us in are. After twenty more minutes of talking to Cheesers,
Speaker 3: there were only three of us left. Two of the
Speaker 3: girls began screaming and said it felt like their legs
Speaker 3: were on fire. They both jumped up, screaming and ran out,
Speaker 3: slapping their thighs violently. One of them busted my lamp.
Speaker 3: Then another lamp fell over. After it had been quiet
Speaker 3: for a couple of minutes. When we asked Cheesers to
Speaker 3: tell us where he came from, the word hell was
Speaker 3: communicated through the board, But shortly after we all noticed
Speaker 3: the word hell it also it also appeared on my
Speaker 3: friend's drinking glass. It was like it was written in
Speaker 3: the condensation. This scared the rest of them away and
Speaker 3: basically ended the session. The remaining three of us have
Speaker 3: continued to monitor Cheesers with various equipment. Okay says, only
Speaker 3: yesterday I noticed that Cheesers moved on his own.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of stuff here.
Speaker 3: We give him offerings like raisins, peaches, and slices of pineapple.
Speaker 2: He's a demon from hell. You think you're gonna make
Speaker 2: him offering and change his mind?
Speaker 1: That's really, he doesn't like fruit. He wants iguanas.
Speaker 2: He wants feed him iguanas. Well.
Speaker 3: There's one last thing here. It says one of the
Speaker 3: iguanas is missing. Don't really know what to say about that.
Speaker 3: We looked everywhere, even outside. We don't know for sure,
Speaker 3: but I got a feeling that the iguana was eaten
Speaker 3: by this doll. Demons love reptiles ever since time in Memoriam.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means. It's something you and
Speaker 3: I would never understand, maybe until we tried it.
Speaker 1: Be real careful. This is for real demon collectors only.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: So as far as I know, you're not a demon collector,
Speaker 3: so maybe this is not the one for you.
Speaker 1: Do you have any iguanas?
Speaker 2: I mean, so many questions. I could get iguanas to
Speaker 2: keep cheesers happy, right, you know? Do I want to
Speaker 2: have a little hellish figure around and feel like my
Speaker 2: leg is burning? It sounds like drama, bit of drama.
Speaker 1: It sounds like drama, A bit of an intang you know.
Speaker 2: And why? I mean, why would anyone want to have
Speaker 2: cheesers from hell?
Speaker 1: I can tell you currently twenty five people.
Speaker 2: They want to give cheesers a world. They say we
Speaker 2: got to handle on this cheesers.
Speaker 1: They go, we got a couple of iguanas run.
Speaker 2: We want a bit of hell in our lives.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 3: I saw a documentary not the onlygoing YouTube about I
Speaker 3: think it was in Florida, like an area where there's
Speaker 3: way too many iguanas and people like hunt them, which
Speaker 3: made me sad.
Speaker 2: But whatever, let cheesers have his way take cheesers.
Speaker 3: The state of California of Florida should just purchase cheesers
Speaker 3: as an official, like state employee. I want to listen
Speaker 3: to some ghost voices with you, yes, please, and you
Speaker 3: can't look okay because this is a game.
Speaker 2: Okay, and.
Speaker 1: She no, don't cheat.
Speaker 3: It's hard for ev.
Speaker 1: Or ev please. Do you remember what the term EVP means?
Speaker 2: Electronic voice two for three.
Speaker 1: Think of a P but not sounding like a pah.
Speaker 4: Random electronic voice voice phantoms that would actually be good.
Speaker 1: It's phenomenal phenomena.
Speaker 3: Okay, So what I do is I go to YouTube
Speaker 3: and I find electronic voice phenomenal and both of these
Speaker 3: are from the same YouTube page. It's called tp A
Speaker 3: evan and it's Team Paranormal Australia.
Speaker 1: These locations are unknown.
Speaker 2: We should send cheesers to Australia.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: This is so I apologize to the people that cover
Speaker 3: for paranormal stuff. Just give me one more second. I
Speaker 3: have to bring up something else. They're my second favorite
Speaker 3: TV show after Celebrity Ghost Stories. There is a show
Speaker 3: that I found on Amazon Prime called ghost No Snake Boss.
Speaker 3: It is the most charming woman I've ever seen on
Speaker 3: a television screen. No offense, No, I'm sorry, No sorry,
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have even started
Speaker 3: that sentence in a reality show. I'm not in a
Speaker 3: reality show.
Speaker 2: I'm not charming. I'm annoying in the But you like
Speaker 2: me anyway.
Speaker 1: No that's not true. And I don't like you.
Speaker 2: You're annoying and I don't like you anyway.
Speaker 3: This woman and in Australia. Her job is to catch
Speaker 3: giant snakes that are in people's yards.
Speaker 2: This sounds good.
Speaker 3: She drives around a motorcycle. Her boyfriend is in the sidecar.
Speaker 3: Her day job is she does puppet shows at at kindergartens,
Speaker 3: so she will be doing puppet shows really rings and
Speaker 3: she's like.
Speaker 1: A thirty foot on the roof. I'll be right there.
Speaker 1: I can't do accents. I'll be right there.
Speaker 3: Sorry, kids, I gotta go catch and then cuts to
Speaker 3: her on a roof with chunky heels.
Speaker 1: Taking a python off of somebody's roof.
Speaker 2: She wears a chunky heels.
Speaker 1: She's iconic.
Speaker 2: Wow, what happens to all the bringing it back to paranormal?
Speaker 2: What happens to all the snakes somewhere else? To snake spirits?
Speaker 3: I was just talking about those. Yeah, I'm trying to
Speaker 3: figure that out.
Speaker 2: Animal spirits, well, because we know.
Speaker 3: We just heard a story from Ashley that there's you know, cats,
Speaker 3: I've heard so many cats and dog stories.
Speaker 1: The thought of a snake ghost is my biggest fear
Speaker 1: in life. I hate saying, yeah, I guess the dolls.
Speaker 1: Now I'm talking myself into the dolls. It makes sense.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess if you study paranormal, you're like, duh,
Speaker 2: I think about this every day. I don't think about
Speaker 2: it every day. But a doll is a representation, so
Speaker 2: it becomes a vessel for the spirit to come in.
Speaker 3: I mean, anything can be haunted, allegedly, that's what people say.
Speaker 2: That's true. We're just humans. So we yeah, why okay,
Speaker 2: why dolls?
Speaker 3: I got into a whole conversation the other day with
Speaker 3: someone about haunted sex toys, which apparently is a thing too.
Speaker 2: Way into it. I'm the paranormal world. You're like, please,
Speaker 2: I've had that conversation and.
Speaker 1: I am in too deep.
Speaker 3: No, but I think that sometimes when you talk about
Speaker 3: the stuff every single day, I really actually enjoy talking
Speaker 3: to people that don't talk about it every day because
Speaker 3: sometimes their input is so like I wouldn't have even
Speaker 3: thought of it that way. I think it's great to
Speaker 3: hear every because the truth is, nobody knows the truth
Speaker 3: about any of this ship So.
Speaker 1: Anyway, okay, back.
Speaker 3: To e VP's or ev Police, So we know these
Speaker 3: are both in Australia. This was kind of a compilation
Speaker 3: video and it didn't say what the exact locations are
Speaker 3: in Australia. But tell me what this ghost is saying.
Speaker 2: I want?
Speaker 1: And he guesses.
Speaker 2: That's my life, that's my life.
Speaker 3: I guess that could be Okay, well that's that's what
Speaker 3: they thought, So I'll give you some options.
Speaker 1: Don't look is it A not really?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Is it B? I'm cheesers?
Speaker 2: Is it C?
Speaker 1: I'll do anything or D let's hear it again, Twilight House,
Speaker 1: Twilight Twilight.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think my guesses are better than theirs, but
Speaker 2: it has to be one of these because this is
Speaker 2: what they believe that.
Speaker 1: You want your options again?
Speaker 2: Yeah, A, not.
Speaker 3: Really, B, I'm cheesers, C, I'll do anything, or D.
Speaker 2: What's the content next of this? Was it like?
Speaker 1: The context is, here's an EVP? Tell me which I
Speaker 1: guess they believe.
Speaker 3: It's a not really? All right, let me play it again,
Speaker 3: Mary Lynn? No, never, Well it's Australian accent.
Speaker 1: Can you do another?
Speaker 2: Listen with the accent? One more time? Listen?
Speaker 1: Can you do in Australia?
Speaker 2: No? I can't.
Speaker 1: You are so funny.
Speaker 2: Mary, I'm really mad about that.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the second one.
Speaker 2: Why are they going to break through and give us
Speaker 2: something to hear that? Why would it say not really?
Speaker 1: Not really?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just like a sarcastic ghost.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I think there actually is somewhere on here context, but
Speaker 3: I don't know, right right, I hear, I hear?
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the next one. What is this ghost saying?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wait, that is like a screech. Wait, that's not what
Speaker 3: we're listening for there's a different voice. It's just a
Speaker 3: background noise.
Speaker 2: That one was scary.
Speaker 1: She rock.
Speaker 2: Hear us here us.
Speaker 1: That's good. I kind of hear you as like that Patriots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, is it a Steven?
Speaker 2: I mean that, you know, be leave us?
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's like the kool Aid Man because once he
Speaker 5: ran out of koolaid and died and became a gust or.
Speaker 1: Is it d it's me again? Cheese there? Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: Stop trying to dominate in this hell. This is a
Speaker 2: different hell, wrong hell. And I still think the first
Speaker 2: one is I think it's cheesers. But cheesers is going.
Speaker 1: Okay, so from those leave us, we're getting cheesy. Do
Speaker 1: you have a guess from the ones I just gave
Speaker 1: you leave us? No, but that's not one.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, yeah, that is what they Okay, because you
Speaker 3: said hear us close, they want so you say b
Speaker 3: leave us.
Speaker 1: That's what they said.
Speaker 2: I believe it now. I'm scared because I really heard it.
Speaker 1: But really it is a scary. Boy, if you didn't hear.
Speaker 2: Anything, it's really scary.
Speaker 1: Let me put on. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like that either. I just got legit chills.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that my guests matched their guests because
Speaker 2: the first one was like ha ha ha and this
Speaker 2: one was like felt real yeah, real. I don't like
Speaker 2: the trajectory of that sound house over you.
Speaker 3: Let's do one last thing real quick, because I know
Speaker 3: you're very busy. I want to get you out of here.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna list of some paranormal stuff. I want
Speaker 3: to know if you believe in it, if you have
Speaker 3: a story. Maybe I don't know anything, Jesus, Jesus. Okay,
Speaker 3: what do you think about like synchronicities. Do you like
Speaker 3: look into that as if it's a paranormal thing. It's
Speaker 3: kind of a broad Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: You know, just like we were everything's meant to be,
Speaker 1: or like it was so strange that I did this,
Speaker 1: I met this person at this time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe in synchronicities. I think they're sort of otherworldly.
Speaker 2: You gotta believe in something, do you have You gotta
Speaker 2: believe that stuff comes into a plack into place sometimes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I do believe the synchronicities. And I'm just thinking
Speaker 2: out loud, is you're emitting a certain energy, You're choosing
Speaker 2: your path for your life. And what you're putting out,
Speaker 2: you're getting stuff back, and there's a power to that.
Speaker 1: Well. I was just talking to someone lately recently.
Speaker 2: That either matches your energy or challenges your energy.
Speaker 3: I was talking to someone recently about like a band,
Speaker 3: for example, a band in like some small town in
Speaker 3: New Jersey or whatever.
Speaker 1: How the hell did all those people find each other?
Speaker 3: That's a great same time they happen to be available.
Speaker 1: They weren't in other bands.
Speaker 2: And what you create when you put these different energies together.
Speaker 1: It's so strange that they find each other like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you have any stories of things in your life
Speaker 3: where you're like it just worked out, like it just
Speaker 3: happened and it seems like it was beyond me.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I'm sure you do.
Speaker 1: Well. Yeah, but I'm just putting you on the spot now.
Speaker 2: No, now that you're asking that way, I kind of
Speaker 2: I'm I think maybe I really believe in that, because
Speaker 2: I think life, the nature of life is sort of
Speaker 2: like that in general. If I look back at everything
Speaker 2: that happened, I mean, even me. Oh wait, I feel
Speaker 2: like I may have told you this last time I
Speaker 2: was here, but I just popped back into my head
Speaker 2: I was working at a waiting tables in Detroit, and
Speaker 2: I was going to San Francisco before I came here.
Speaker 2: And you know, the way I grew up, you're not
Speaker 2: supposed to leave home. It just wasn't I didn't have
Speaker 2: In other words, I didn't have any plans to do this.
Speaker 2: I didn't have any reason to do this. I didn't
Speaker 2: have any I wasn't equipped to come here and get
Speaker 2: into acting. And I was going to go to San Francisco,
Speaker 2: to the sister school of my art school, just because
Speaker 2: I felt something inside. I was like, I gotta go,
Speaker 2: I gotta go be there. This lady I was waiting table,
Speaker 2: she grabbed my arm. She had really long fingernails, and
Speaker 2: she said, everything will work out. You're going to meet
Speaker 2: your people there. Don't worry. She could feel my anxiety
Speaker 2: and she matched it with note. She said, you have
Speaker 2: a big move coming up, and I said yeah. She said,
Speaker 2: don't worry about it. You're doing the right thing. Because
Speaker 2: where I was in my life there was I wasn't
Speaker 2: supposed to do that. And the way that she said that,
Speaker 2: you know, I went to art school and I met
Speaker 2: a bunch of people. Those weren't my people. It wasn't
Speaker 2: until I met this comedy that I really so it
Speaker 2: was quite a ways down the road. I loved being
Speaker 2: in San Francisco and being in art school, so it
Speaker 2: was already sort of coming true. But it wasn't until
Speaker 2: I moved to La that it really things fell into
Speaker 2: place with where I was supposed to be. And I
Speaker 2: would have never done that had I not taken this
Speaker 2: leap faith into the unknown that was confirmed by a
Speaker 2: complete stranger through psychic channels.
Speaker 1: That's what I think about psychics A lot of the time.
Speaker 3: I think, don't go to them for all the answers,
Speaker 3: but like, unless you want do whatever you want with
Speaker 3: your life, you know.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying for me. When I'm like should
Speaker 1: I do this thing or whatever.
Speaker 3: And then one of my psychic friends or I go
Speaker 3: to whatever, they're like, you should do that thing, that's
Speaker 3: when I'm like, oh, that's how did you even know
Speaker 3: that I was considering doing this thing?
Speaker 1: It's so specific and so weird, and that just like
Speaker 1: confirms that I should do this because you're like an
Speaker 1: outside You're not a part of this right all.
Speaker 2: Or mine was a complete stranger. I just was walking
Speaker 2: past her table.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine you would have pulled out pepper spread.
Speaker 1: What would have happened that?
Speaker 3: No, thank god he didn't do that.
Speaker 2: Thank God or whoever, whoever think Jesus but cheesus.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that was a great answer. I was going
Speaker 3: to ask you a lot more, but let's just do
Speaker 3: like one or two. What do you think about Bigfoot?
Speaker 2: I'm over Bigfoot?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why he.
Speaker 2: That's not real?
Speaker 1: You don't think so?
Speaker 2: Maybe he is.
Speaker 1: There's people that believe Bigfoot's real.
Speaker 2: Really I wanted to be over Bigfoot, but in my heart,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I tried to take a stand against him
Speaker 2: because I'm tired of all these things like just show yourself.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, but it's like coming out, you know, lifetime.
Speaker 1: Some people, I don't think Bigfoot's ready.
Speaker 2: But Bigfoot has been around for decades.
Speaker 1: I think that Bigfoot has tested the water.
Speaker 2: And did he start up the seventies.
Speaker 3: I can tell you from my own queer personal experience.
Speaker 3: When I was real young, it was like what if
Speaker 3: I was by wouldn't that be crazy? Like you like
Speaker 3: kind of throw out these little feelers and then you
Speaker 3: see how people feel about it, or like, wouldn't it
Speaker 3: be crazy if I like wore girls clothes, you pull
Speaker 3: up feelers like this. I think that's what Bigfoot did.
Speaker 3: I think in like the sixties, Bigfoot was like if
Speaker 3: I just like walked in front of that camera, would
Speaker 3: people be cool with it? And people people were not. Well,
Speaker 3: But I don't think that she realized she was going
Speaker 3: to be a star in that moment, because then everybody
Speaker 3: wanted a piece of Bigfoot and she was just like,
Speaker 3: I thought this would be like cool, and actually it's
Speaker 3: it's more like fame, I think is really what it is.
Speaker 2: She's also thinking Chewbacca to go over the spotlight from me.
Speaker 1: She probably was like I did this before, Like she's still.
Speaker 2: In my e this is real. It's not a costume.
Speaker 3: Chbacca still my acts. Chebacca did not do it the
Speaker 3: way I did. I didn't even have to make any
Speaker 3: noises or talk or do anything.
Speaker 2: Chbacco carries a gun. I don't believe in that.
Speaker 1: She's got two guns right here. Yeah, she is a
Speaker 1: she from what a lot of people say.
Speaker 2: She's she lives in the woods.
Speaker 1: Based on that famous video. Oh wait, since you're such
Speaker 1: a good sport and I'm not trying to take advantage
Speaker 1: of you, because I want you to leave.
Speaker 3: I mean, I want you to you to go and
Speaker 3: do other things, but I just want to tell you
Speaker 3: one last quick thing. Well, I got you here. Somebody
Speaker 3: sent me this. Wait, let me make sure I have
Speaker 3: who sent me this. This was sent to me on
Speaker 3: This was sent to me by shit Oh Kindra, Kindra
Speaker 3: sent me this. And it is a person on TikTok
Speaker 3: named Joe Saiyah Worley and they live in a haunted apartment.
Speaker 3: Try to explain this one to me.
Speaker 6: I will say, I'm stupid for drinking. That knife fell
Speaker 6: out of that little fucking knick container thing.
Speaker 3: The knife just did a flip and stuck the landing
Speaker 3: out of the knife holder.
Speaker 2: I'll say. His reaction is pretty No.
Speaker 6: Is this all because, dude, this is getting dangerous. Bro,
Speaker 6: You're gonna cut yourself. You need to be careful.
Speaker 2: Is he talking to the ghost?
Speaker 1: I think he's talking to the.
Speaker 6: Actually, I'm just happened right in front of my fucking face,
Speaker 6: fucking ship.
Speaker 3: No, but he lives up the thing and you can
Speaker 3: see it's not like rig there's no strings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a regular old fucking.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he would have done this. No,
Speaker 1: I just want I'm not even so that's pretty much
Speaker 1: the biggest way. Let's just see that clip again. That
Speaker 1: was impressive.
Speaker 3: I want to edit a video of this with like
Speaker 3: judges of like gymnastics, because that was a really good.
Speaker 1: Stuck the landing.
Speaker 2: Stuck the landing. The way it comes out of there
Speaker 2: is creepy too.
Speaker 1: It's where it does.
Speaker 2: It does a very weird, graceful, specific powerful.
Speaker 3: It does like yeah, like, yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 1: That's real. Huh. I think it's real.
Speaker 3: He has other videos, and it's funny because I was
Speaker 3: watching his other videos. If you want to check for yourself,
Speaker 3: it's called Josiah Warley w O R L E y
Speaker 3: on TikTok And yeah, he has like a ton of
Speaker 3: different things. It's very Poltark apartment as far as I
Speaker 3: can tell. Yeah, And and I've seen people comment like
Speaker 3: how come it only happens when you're filming, But like,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think that stuff is starting to
Speaker 3: happen and then he films it and then it's like great,
Speaker 3: Maybe it's the tail end of things that have been happening.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's creepy.
Speaker 3: And knives like if it can do that. It could
Speaker 3: check one of those at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Carrie.
Speaker 1: Do you remember her mom?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's some cheeses stuff, Jesus cheesers. I keep calling
Speaker 2: them Jesus Jesus.
Speaker 1: Well Mary, Mary, mother.
Speaker 2: Of Jesus, Mother of Jesus, Mary Lynn, Rice Cub, Rice Cub.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for doing that.
Speaker 2: We've done it again.
Speaker 3: We did it again. I so appreciate it. Tell people
Speaker 3: where to find you and what you got going on.
Speaker 2: Hey, find me on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You have a great Instagram.
Speaker 2: I've just started, not just started. It's been a little while,
Speaker 2: but I'm posting clips and it's been really exciting.
Speaker 1: Are you touring and stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be touring. Don't ask me where and
Speaker 2: when I'm booking new new dates now. I did a
Speaker 2: Christmas movie with Ludacris and Lil Reill that's out next year.
Speaker 2: But I was why do I don't know? It was
Speaker 2: so fun though. That's where the blonde blonde hair started
Speaker 2: on that movie.
Speaker 1: Fine, I think it's I.
Speaker 2: Think they're changing the name. It's called Holly or Dashing
Speaker 2: through the Snow or something. But I play a.
Speaker 1: Bad guy, you do, Are they the good guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How is Ludacrez amazing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my favorite.
Speaker 1: Wow, so cool that.
Speaker 2: But I had to shift a bunch of road dates
Speaker 2: around because of that, which is, you know, a good
Speaker 2: problem to have, but it's also scary because now I
Speaker 2: got to get all my road dates back and hopefully
Speaker 2: it'll all line up and people will come out. But
Speaker 2: go to my Instagram. Yeah, check it out, check my dates,
Speaker 2: come out and see me.
Speaker 1: Well, you're one of my favorite comedians.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I just have one more things. Just tell you, Shira.
Speaker 2: He's saying, Shira, leave us, mary Lynn, goodbye, leave us bye.
Speaker 2: I'll miss you.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much to Mary Lynn. Check out her book,
Speaker 3: check her out on the road.
Speaker 1: She kills me.
Speaker 3: I love her so much. Okay, next week, no episode.
Speaker 3: Please enjoy your holidays. I love you guys. You're amazing.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited to start off twenty twenty three and
Speaker 3: move up the ranks to maybe the number seven spot,
Speaker 3: the number seven best comedy podcast of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 3: I'm going for it. I'm feeling big, big things for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three for this, and I'm not kidding when
Speaker 3: I say this. It's gonna be a huge The biggest
Speaker 3: year yet for ghost and I promise you that Patreon
Speaker 3: still exists Patreon dot com, slash ros dressful us. There
Speaker 3: will be some new stuff for the remainder of twenty
Speaker 3: twenty two and all that good stuff you could check
Speaker 3: out from the past few years. There link in the
Speaker 3: description my Instagram. It is at Roz Hernandez. I do
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Speaker 3: It's Raz Hernandez. Please rate this show five stars on Spotify,
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Speaker 1: I love you all, both living and dead.
Speaker 3: But if I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't
Speaker 3: haunt me.
Speaker 2: Okay, bye.
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