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Speaker 1: Who's that man talking in my e He's Rong Burgundy

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Speaker 1: Me talking, me talking, me talking, me talking, me talking

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Speaker 1: me talking. Hello, you're listening to the Me Talking Show

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Speaker 1: where I talk and talk and talk and talk. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'm interrupted by a young woman named Carolina. Her talking

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like my talking. Say something, Carolina, right, Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Carolina. You see her voice sounds different than mine.

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Speaker 1: Mine sounds like this our ah we and her sounds

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Speaker 1: like this. Do it? Ah, you you can you tell

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Speaker 1: Now on with the Me Talking Show, the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Then, oh,

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Speaker 1: is that what we are calling it? We've we've always

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Speaker 1: called it that. We've called it that for years, always

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Speaker 1: since the beginning. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope nope.

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Speaker 1: I called it the Jeremy hold Quist Show for a

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Speaker 1: was when Vanessa la Scha was my co host. What why?

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Speaker 1: I've always just loved the name Jeremy Holquist. And if

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Speaker 1: there's someone out there with that name, I say, lucky you.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be great to go through your day with

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Speaker 1: the name Jeremy Holquist. What a pleasure that would be.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine such a lucky fate? Carolina? Ah, I cannot,

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Speaker 1: I can I imagine? Jeremy Holquist is a man of distinction.

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Speaker 1: made from the soft hides of webbed duck feet, but

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Speaker 1: amateur naturalist and an animal lover. He resides in several homes,

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Speaker 1: several best selling suspense novels under the pseudonym Carl Klaus. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's just how I imagine Jeremy Holquist. What do you

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Speaker 1: think he's like? I just can't believe you've spent so

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you think maybe you're imagining him a

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Speaker 1: he's That's not needed. He's an entirely different person. Why

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Speaker 1: why did you even suggest that? Yes? I have written novels,

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Speaker 1: of course, but I go by the name Daniel Steele,

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Speaker 1: not Carl Klaus. You write under the name Dan You

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm not going to bite um? Okay, well

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Speaker 1: for now, can we just stick to calling the show

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Speaker 1: the Ron Burgundy Podcast for today? Yeah, that's fine with me.

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Speaker 1: You know my name is Ron Burgundy. Is there a

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Speaker 1: bump there? I'm sorry. Well, if we call the show

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Speaker 1: after me. That's not a problem. For you. You are

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy and this is your podcast. We've been doing

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Speaker 1: this for three years. What is right? Of course I

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Speaker 1: Hello everyone, let's start over. Yeah, my name is Ron

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Speaker 1: Burgundy and you are listening to the Ron Burgundy Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm joined as always by the lovely under sext and

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Speaker 1: over educated Carolina. Hello Carolina, Hello Ron. What have we

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Speaker 1: know about so? Q and On is a conspiracy theory

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Speaker 1: later I ran into Lord Voltra, Yes, listen to this,

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Speaker 1: get it. So you're trying to say there are satanic cults,

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Speaker 1: there are satanic cults. However, do they really control anything

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Speaker 1: other than hippies and runaways? Hardly likely. The Satanic cults

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Speaker 1: You know you? No, I don't nothing, nothing at all.

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Speaker 1: Just just maybe you'd find a date. You don't have

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Speaker 1: saying I can do. Just find dating without joining a call.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, never join a cold. Then you're stuck

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Speaker 1: not going to do that, Ron, I mean, honestly, this

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Speaker 1: But I don't need to start or join a cold

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Speaker 1: whole child abduction part of Q and On right. So,

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Speaker 1: one of the main beliefs of the Q and On

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Speaker 1: followers is that this cabal of elites, mainly Hollywood actors

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Speaker 1: gain power from their blood. Those are some serious charges, yes,

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. She was a real expert,

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Speaker 1: bump bump. But no, no, no no, no, I'll forgive me.

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Speaker 1: I'll just say this, Patty Cakes. If you're still out

423
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Speaker 1: there and you're listening, you're always welcome in the Burgundy

424
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Speaker 1: at dub. Do not bring your husband. Do bring one

425
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Speaker 1: of his hams. They were beyond delicious, the ham Kings hams.

426
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Speaker 1: His hams were mouth wateringly good. You tried to shoot

427
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Speaker 1: my own butt off, But I see this, Christ, Yeah,

428
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: I slipped out of down on a stolen Stingray bicycle.

429
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Speaker 1: Those were desperate days. They were heavy days, and days

430
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Speaker 1: filled with wonder and love. I'm sorry, I'm just I'm

431
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Speaker 1: still a little confused. Swept story. You say you didn't

432
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Speaker 1: mind the station owner controlling the news. But you're a

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Speaker 1: news anchor, so you're there to tell people what's going

434
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Speaker 1: on in the world. Right, Carolina, What that did they

435
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,719
Speaker 1: teach you at Mount Holyoke College. Let me tell you

436
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: something about the news game, young lady. There's never been

437
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Speaker 1: a news show that isn't controlled by a business interest

438
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 1: the end, whether it's keeping your margins, selling hands, or

439
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: selling ad space, news is not truth. When some station

440
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: owner weighs the cost of financial damage against truthful news,

441
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: the scale never tips to the truth. I was the

442
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Speaker 1: top anchorman in the San Diego region because I kept

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Speaker 1: the ratings up, way up. I'm handsome, have the best voice,

444
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: and I have a great deal of sex appeal. If

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00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: I didn't have the trifecta, as it's known in the

446
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: news game, then ratings would have dropped and I would

447
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Speaker 1: have been out. Pure business decision. There isn't a news

448
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Speaker 1: station out there that can afford to tell Americans the truth. Okay,

449
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: what about PBS though it stands for a pure bullshit.

450
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: They've got their own pressures to stay afloat, and they

451
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: have to suck a lot of metaphorical and literal boners

452
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Speaker 1: to do it. You can quote me on that. So

453
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: there is, in fact that cabal of elites running our

454
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Speaker 1: news and information services. Is that what you're saying precisely?

455
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: And the cabal is called capitalism. It's the fifth greatest

456
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: ideology invented since the beginning of man. It's messy and

457
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: silly and unfair, and it leads to a lot of

458
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Speaker 1: slanted and untruthful news that makes life very confusing for

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Speaker 1: people who don't have hobbies. Wow, so you're saying truth

460
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: is impossible under a capitalist system. I'm not a professor

461
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Speaker 1: at Spellman College, where you went to school. But the

462
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: answer is no, they is truth. People have to be

463
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: smart and use their noggins and sometimes, if they're very lucky,

464
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 1: they will find it. Can can the news help you? Bet?

465
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: Did I try every night from my news desk to

466
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: tell the truth? I sure did? Did I also lie

467
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: straight to people's faces? I did that too, I'm not

468
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 1: even sorry about it. Lying is fun. It just is

469
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: you must lie all the time. You're young and smart.

470
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: I bet you're a good liar. Um, I honestly try

471
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: not to lie. It just makes me feel way too guilty.

472
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: Is that a lie? No? I call bs really give

473
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: me a break. You are a foul mouth, dirty liar

474
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: and you know it. You know it. You you filthy,

475
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: dirty lying machine. Everywhere out of your mouth is a lie,

476
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: a bold face lie. You never said a truthful thing

477
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: to me ever, ever? Do you hear me? Liar? You're

478
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: the biggest liar in the world. Jennifer Bagley, Run, run, run,

479
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: look at me. It's me Carolina. Which happened? Where did

480
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: that come from? Oh? I have some anger issues with

481
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: an old girlfriend and you to work through. Jennifer Bagley. Yes,

482
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: Jennifer Bagley, she dumped me in a I took it

483
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: pretty well, did you. I remember I was calm and

484
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: collected and didn't bother me one bit. We set our goodbyes,

485
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: and then I remember I went to a Macy's department

486
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: store and bought a new pair of leather gloves. Holy hell,

487
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: that resurface in a very unexpected way, didn't it. Yeah,

488
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: it feels like maybe you carried a lot of anger

489
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: around that rejection. It's normal. I mean, we all carry

490
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: anger around from past trauma. At the time, we push

491
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: it away so we don't have to feel the pain,

492
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: but it always comes back one way or another to

493
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: hurt us, which it sounds like it's happening to you,

494
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: and it literally always will until you can sit down

495
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: and honestly deal with the pain. I believe you're right, Carolina.

496
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: Is it possible these Q non believers are carrying around

497
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: a lot of rejection and trauma, as you say that,

498
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: they just haven't dealt with it in an honest way. Instead,

499
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: maybe they find comfort in ridiculous conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton,

500
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,479
Speaker 1: the way I might find comfort in gladiator films and long,

501
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: barefoot walks along the freeway. I guess we all have

502
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: our ways of dealing with internal pain. I suppose there's

503
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with believing an elite cabal of Satan worshippers

504
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: eats babies. I I guess it's only wrong when they

505
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: storm the Capitol Building. So basically you're saying NAN is harmless. Well,

506
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: except that most of them are racist too, So in

507
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: that sense, we're talking about some pretty gullible dumps who

508
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: are mad they've been rejected in the world and can't

509
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: deal with it. It would be great if they all

510
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: got hobbies and mellowed out, but in the meantime, all

511
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: we can do is laugh at them. The world keeps

512
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: moving on their their kind will lose out A new

513
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories will take the place of the old. There

514
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: is one conspiracy theory I shall never let go of,

515
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: and I will believe till the day I die. Um, Yeah,

516
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: which one is that? You could probably guess when I'm

517
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: to say, no, I can't. I can never do that.

518
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: I think about one of the things I like to

519
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: talk about a lot um the patty cakes. Uh. The

520
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: conspiracy of love? All right, right, yes, I guess that

521
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: makes sense. Love controls the world despite what it looks

522
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: like in our our newspapers and on TV. Love has

523
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: held us together throughout the history of man. For if

524
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: it were not for love, we would have finished ourselves

525
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: off long ago. There there's no need to look any

526
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: deeper than that. A great power we don't understand does

527
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: control everything. It is a conspiracy, a conspiracy born within

528
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: the human heart. The conspiracy is love. For what is love?

529
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: H gosh, darn it. That was very ill time, But

530
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: I just couldn't hold that in what a corker, A

531
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: real room clear. It's so awful it brought tears to

532
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 1: your eyes. Excuse me, I mean, I certainly didn't mean

533
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: to put on a Broadway musical, so to speak. I'll

534
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: tell you what happened. I had a lobster sandwich for lunch,

535
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: and for the life of me, I don't remember buying it,

536
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: so it could have been months old. Jesus, that won't

537
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: take a toll on the digestive system for sure. And

538
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: for those of you not in the studio, the sound,

539
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: although grandiose and forceful, I can't even compare to the

540
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: damage it's doing to the air quality here in this

541
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: small Carolina Wait, what's going on? Why? Why are you

542
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: packing up? I'm going to throw up Byron. No, don't

543
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: you know what. I don't blame her. This one feels different,

544
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: perhaps dangerous. I hope you learned something about Q and

545
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: On today. I know I did. It's not going away,

546
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: much like the smell in this studio right now. I

547
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: assume if you're smart enough to be listening to this podcast,

548
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: then you're not stupid enough to fall for this Q

549
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: and On bullshit. If you are, though, get a hobby.

550
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: My name is Ron Burgundy, and it could be weeks

551
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: before I can step into the studio again. So in

552
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Speaker 1: the meantime, brush your teeth and try and stay Glassie