Speaker 1: What's that at the bed.
Speaker 2: It's spooky.
Speaker 1: Hey, Joky, I'm really sure it's dead. It's coming this way.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I'm going.
Speaker 3: I does man says, hey boo, it's me Roz.
Speaker 1: Happy October.
Speaker 3: I'm kicking it off this month with a comedian actor author,
Speaker 3: Arden Marine. She does it all, folks. She also has
Speaker 3: her own ghost stories and I love ARDA.
Speaker 1: Marine.
Speaker 3: I first fell in love with her on Mad TV
Speaker 3: Chelsea Lately. I mean, she's always on TV. Honey, she
Speaker 3: stays booked. She's so funny. We did a show together recently.
Speaker 3: We really hit it off, and I invited her on.
Speaker 3: She was down to join me. She's got some stories
Speaker 3: for you, so I say we just get into it.
Speaker 3: Check out my Patreon. You know where to find it
Speaker 3: in the description of this episode. Full length episodes every
Speaker 3: week with just me and videos and all that good stuff. Anyway,
Speaker 3: here we go, ard and Marine on with the show.
Speaker 3: I'm joined by somebody that I've been a fan of
Speaker 3: for years. I am so honored that you took the time.
Speaker 3: You're one of the busiest gals and the bed. Arden
Speaker 3: Marine is here, girl.
Speaker 2: I put on my new like I picked out in
Speaker 2: my jumpsuit, my daily jumpsuit. I picked out like a
Speaker 2: sexy I wanted to be. I went for Malibu cocaine
Speaker 2: in nineteen seventies, Goldie Hon.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is very Goldie Hans.
Speaker 2: I went for old stuff.
Speaker 1: Pony.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went for Goldie Hon seventies, hanging out with
Speaker 2: like Wlarren Baby driving like a white Mercedes convertible, like
Speaker 2: with like a poodle in it. Yes, like coming from
Speaker 2: like the tennis club. This is what I dressed for you.
Speaker 2: I put on a hoop.
Speaker 1: It's really cute. Thank you, Thank you for doing this.
Speaker 2: I was delighted to be asked. I enjoy talking about
Speaker 2: ghosts and stuff like that. But I also just I
Speaker 2: met you and I adored you, and I was happy
Speaker 2: to come play with you.
Speaker 3: See that's the best part of a podcast, is to
Speaker 3: like get someone to hang out with you.
Speaker 2: And that's the thing, and then you get like and
Speaker 2: that's because meeting and befriending new people as an adult
Speaker 2: is vulnerable. You have to have a podcast. You have
Speaker 2: to have like an activity, which is the post, like
Speaker 2: do you want to come play Patty Cake with me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You want to hang out with me? And you can
Speaker 3: also promote your process exactly.
Speaker 2: Who cares exactly. It's like it's a way for me
Speaker 2: as an anxious person and enables me to get to
Speaker 2: know somebody with like a shared game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and especially like this show, we're talking about something
Speaker 3: pretty specific. Yeah, you know, but this is how I've
Speaker 3: always liked to meet people and get to know them.
Speaker 3: Is I've always been like, what is your ghost story?
Speaker 3: Where you add on? That's that's how you learn to
Speaker 3: know Maybe your people are.
Speaker 2: May I ask your origin obsession with ghosts?
Speaker 4: Is that it?
Speaker 2: Your fans heard that a thousand times.
Speaker 1: I mean they're probably a little bit bored by it.
Speaker 2: But you know what a twenty second version.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I grew up in a house that was
Speaker 3: haunted a little bit in Michigan. My parents, my grandmother
Speaker 3: was like sticking around.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was raised Catholic, which I think makes people a
Speaker 3: lot of times believe in the paranormal hot And then
Speaker 3: as I've gotten older, I'm just like, I think that
Speaker 3: ghost like me because ghosts are used to I think
Speaker 3: ghosts know that I'm the kind of person that has
Speaker 3: been around ghosts before. Yeah, you know, when it's like
Speaker 3: you can be around somewhere like, oh you can hang
Speaker 3: like you've been with people like me, you know how
Speaker 3: to deal with me.
Speaker 1: That's how ghosts are with me.
Speaker 2: I get that. Yeah, there was a window in my
Speaker 2: life where I actually fear I'm the portal to like
Speaker 2: bad things. So so like I didn't realize I was
Speaker 2: like the like like the portal to, like the gateway
Speaker 2: of hell. Like I actually had some like bad energy
Speaker 2: coming that I had to really be like, I will
Speaker 2: never touch like a Ouiji board again, I will never
Speaker 2: like there's something about the purity of my channel, like
Speaker 2: the things that were coming were not good. So I
Speaker 2: had to really like but a strong connection to the
Speaker 2: underworld or the other side or whatever, to the point
Speaker 2: where I have to be like, I respect you live
Speaker 2: and let live. I can't be your portal.
Speaker 1: I need more. I do. But I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: we talking about?
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'll tell you that. But I did have
Speaker 2: a recent ghost thing, so this is not that, this
Speaker 2: is not that, this was Okay, so do you want
Speaker 2: to I'll start with the recent and then I'll go
Speaker 2: to my window of portal, my chair.
Speaker 1: Way back back to the portal. Okay, give us all
Speaker 1: the details.
Speaker 2: So the most recent one was rip. I had the
Speaker 2: best mom ever, Janet Marine shout out JJ who three
Speaker 2: years ago like my biggest fear, Like like she was
Speaker 2: my dad had died the year before. She was like
Speaker 2: a sassy lady, still worked, like was going to Miami.
Speaker 2: We were gonna meet in New Orleans. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I grew up in this tiny town in the country
Speaker 2: in New England were like riddled with ghosts obviously, but
Speaker 2: we grew up in like a nineteen seventies house that
Speaker 2: they built, and like, you know, we were not the
Speaker 2: haunted house. And and I was like, there were so
Speaker 2: many houses in tal Hanta, this is not the house.
Speaker 1: This is the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Honda By watching like fucking like sitcoms
Speaker 2: and you know, stove for's dinners, but like not actual haunting.
Speaker 2: So I was nervous about her because she never lod
Speaker 2: We never had a key growing up to the house.
Speaker 2: We never like I was worried about her alone in
Speaker 2: that house in the field after my dad died, and
Speaker 2: I was like, what if something happened to you and
Speaker 2: nobody found you, like what have like like what And
Speaker 2: then my don't say shit because it happened like I
Speaker 2: was shooting in Satiable. I was at it toerking, I
Speaker 2: was at a I'm starting this is real and intense
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry. But I was at the torkout class
Speaker 2: with Wie Ryan and the girls Inthentation Hall at a
Speaker 2: Hasidic rock center in Atlanta, and like I got a
Speaker 2: call from my mom's business partner that was like, have
Speaker 2: you talked to your mom? Like nobody can get in
Speaker 2: touch with her. So I was like, I'm sure she's fine.
Speaker 2: Basically she had like had a heart attack making breakfast
Speaker 2: and like nobody found her for three days. Okay, but
Speaker 2: it was like back but she like the toaster was
Speaker 2: in the toaster when we got there, but she died
Speaker 2: back by the bedroom area. This summer, my friends and
Speaker 2: I went to the house. My brother got the house.
Speaker 2: I'm freeloading for my brother. It's like a sort of
Speaker 2: a beach town. I bring my friend Jessica. She's staying
Speaker 2: in my room. She's like there was a ghost in
Speaker 2: the doorway. It was a woman in her nightmow. I
Speaker 2: think my mom came to my room like looking for
Speaker 2: me while we were there. Now I have some friend.
Speaker 2: I loved it. Because I know I loved it because
Speaker 2: I felt like because she was so festive and my
Speaker 2: friends that were there were so festive, and I think
Speaker 2: she was excited that we were having a good time.
Speaker 2: She said it wasn't bad energy. But I have some
Speaker 2: friends that are so freaked out that if I tell them,
Speaker 2: they'll never stay in that house again. And I actually
Speaker 2: don't mind that she was like on the hunt looking
Speaker 2: for me, but my mom is not in the house.
Speaker 2: I can never tell my sister in law.
Speaker 1: Can you even tell me the best version of something
Speaker 1: like that? Yes, that's not scary.
Speaker 3: No, it's just like a mom that's like, oh, my
Speaker 3: daughter is a friend over, Like do you guys want
Speaker 3: pizza rolls?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Like exactly, do you want like a toastino whatever?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, She's like yeah, she definitely want like a
Speaker 2: pudding pop do you want? Like yeah, So that like
Speaker 2: my house is now haunted, which kind of like throws
Speaker 2: me because I was never the haunted house. And I
Speaker 2: know it's like an intense story to start out with,
Speaker 2: but it also like she was so fun enough time
Speaker 2: has passed. It was like good to know that she's
Speaker 2: still like chilling. Yeah, No, I love that yeah, in
Speaker 2: the nightgown, and she got to.
Speaker 1: Join the you got to come to the party, the
Speaker 1: haunted house.
Speaker 2: She got to come to the party.
Speaker 1: But did you have you had experiences with her?
Speaker 2: No, I don't stay in my room. I stay in
Speaker 2: her room. I want to visit her, so I sleep
Speaker 2: in her bed.
Speaker 1: But she's going to your room.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, and I already had it. I'd
Speaker 2: already assigned that room to my friend.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, huh.
Speaker 2: I may I'll do it for you.
Speaker 1: Please do that?
Speaker 2: Did you come back for you to report? I might
Speaker 2: have to have a friend sleep with me in the bed.
Speaker 2: I might have to have like a slumber parts, you know,
Speaker 2: like there might have to Yeah, I might have to
Speaker 2: have a party. I mean, you want to go to
Speaker 2: Rhode Island, I would be Do you want to share it?
Speaker 2: Do you want to share double bed with me?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: I'm a very aggressive sleeper. I'm friendly, but I snuggle
Speaker 2: and I go on tour around the whole bed. You
Speaker 2: will be pushed to the side. I take, I go on,
Speaker 2: I keep it moving. I have to hit all the city.
Speaker 1: So it's not a ghost. I would have to worry.
Speaker 2: The ghost is the least of your problems a little
Speaker 2: like Goldiehn nineteen seventies. You're like, God's your number one. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's my most recent cost.
Speaker 1: Can we go back to this. You're a portal to hell.
Speaker 2: So here's a portal to hell. Okay. So it all
Speaker 2: spans from my junior year in high school to my
Speaker 2: freshman year in college.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So my town was so tiny, so tiny, and it
Speaker 2: was founded before the country was started. It was like
Speaker 2: founded in the sixteen hundreds. There's no stop blas. There's
Speaker 2: a general store little miss Compton. So there's only a
Speaker 2: general store. There's no stop lights, there's no four way
Speaker 2: intersections because it was founded, like because the devil hides
Speaker 2: in the corners and that's where they could serve alcohol,
Speaker 2: like back in olden times. The barn the coffee shop
Speaker 2: is like a barn in an apple orchard. It's like
Speaker 2: that is that tiny. There's like a crow that's under
Speaker 2: house arrest because it was stealing mail and that's like
Speaker 2: a federal crime like things like that.
Speaker 1: There's a crow that's under house.
Speaker 2: It's a crow called Paul. The crow that was like
Speaker 2: somebody was stealing male. They could have figured out who
Speaker 2: was stealing on the mail, which is a federal crime.
Speaker 2: And it turned out that somebody had a pet crow
Speaker 2: named pot the Crow. Oh, it was a past and
Speaker 2: it would go fly around and it was like because
Speaker 2: crows are smart and they could open the mailbox and
Speaker 2: it was stealing the mail. So that just let me
Speaker 2: just set the scene of where I grew up.
Speaker 1: Okay, so.
Speaker 2: There's no high school and my mom had like a
Speaker 2: really bad education, and she was like, I believe your
Speaker 2: brain is malleable when you're in high school. She's like,
Speaker 2: I want to put she took out like three mortgages
Speaker 2: on the house. She's like, I want to get you
Speaker 2: and your brother really good high school educations. And you
Speaker 2: may not go to college. We may have no money
Speaker 2: for college. You may not like, but like, let's educate
Speaker 2: you for high school. So she got she took out
Speaker 2: all these mortgages, and she sent my brother and I
Speaker 2: to boarding school because we had no The high school
Speaker 2: in our town was like the high school was like
Speaker 2: an hour away and it sucked. Actually, a teacher from
Speaker 2: it was the first guy that won the survivor. Richard
Speaker 2: had to then, who went to prison for like fraud.
Speaker 2: So he was the teacher at that high school. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I got shipped off to this little tiny boarding
Speaker 2: school in the woods, and it was very preppy. It
Speaker 2: was up near Walden Pond. It was near where like
Speaker 2: Louisy may Alcott wrote like little women and stuff, So
Speaker 2: like in the woods in the winter by like a lake.
Speaker 2: It's like there, it's like woods, and there was we
Speaker 2: had like the SATs. There was one weekend where the
Speaker 2: juniors take the SATs. Everybody else goes home, so nobody
Speaker 2: was on campus and it was like the middle icy,
Speaker 2: icy winter. There was like you know, like no leaves
Speaker 2: on the trees. It's just like branches and shit.
Speaker 1: This is all terrifying to me.
Speaker 2: Isn't this good? Okay? So that yes, terrifying. So the
Speaker 2: night before the SATs, of which I had not studied.
Speaker 2: I know, everybody now like people now like tutors, like
Speaker 2: I didn't think. I don't think. I liked it one cue,
Speaker 2: like one flash card learning nothing like I did no prep.
Speaker 2: I was completely unsupervised. Like it was a terrible idea
Speaker 2: to send this person to live with like thirty people
Speaker 2: my age that I could stay up with all hours.
Speaker 2: Then like I got no studying done. Like her plan backfired,
Speaker 2: but whatever. Okay. So then so the campus was empty
Speaker 2: except for the juniors, and I had this one my
Speaker 2: best friend. I don't know if you've had toxic best friends,
Speaker 2: Like this girl was horrible, but she was my best
Speaker 2: friend because she lived across the dorm from me, like
Speaker 2: the first year that I was there. But she was
Speaker 2: like that charismatic, kind of mean cool girl who like
Speaker 2: she smoked. She like wasn't a virgin. She was like
Speaker 2: cool and sexy, and I was just like I was
Speaker 2: like the neutered court. I looked like barbed from stranger things.
Speaker 2: And I was like the nuded court gesture to the
Speaker 2: cool girls, you know what I mean. And they were
Speaker 2: like mean, and I was afraid. I didn't know how
Speaker 2: to confront people. Okay, So she and I stay up
Speaker 2: late the night before the SATs, like really late, and
Speaker 2: it felt like almost what teenage girls do when they
Speaker 2: work themselves up, Like it's almost like telling ghost stories
Speaker 2: and getting scared of like a sound, but it's just
Speaker 2: you know, the dog in the other room or whatever.
Speaker 2: So rather than study or get a good night sleep,
Speaker 2: we were in my room and we just were like
Speaker 2: getting freaked out and it was like dark, it was late,
Speaker 2: nobody was around, and there was like my lights were
Speaker 2: out of my room. I think we're hanging out of
Speaker 2: my bed, and like there was like a shadow on
Speaker 2: my wall that was coming through the window. There was
Speaker 2: no tree outside my room. There was nothing that would
Speaker 2: have made these. There was no tree that could have
Speaker 2: had a shadow of a branch. There was like nothing.
Speaker 2: There was like this shadow on my wall and it
Speaker 2: was like a flapping figure. It was like a flapping shadow.
Speaker 2: And we were like, what the fuck is that? And
Speaker 2: we like kept looking out the window and we and
Speaker 2: then we went to which and again I wasn't this.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like the kind of g I was like
Speaker 2: the craft, you know what I mean. I wasn't like
Speaker 2: I'm not like like just yes, exactly like you can
Speaker 2: suck me in. I'm a good time. I'm fine. But
Speaker 2: like I wasn't into the supernatural like that was. And
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to get like a claw necklace with
Speaker 2: like a ball, you know, like a little thing. And
Speaker 2: let's not I don't have like crystals everywhere at that
Speaker 2: moment in time. I have them now because I live
Speaker 2: in LA people would give them to you I've so
Speaker 2: many crystal I'm so mary. I will shove crystals. I
Speaker 2: always shove. Crystals are my bra absolutely, yeah, okay, Carnelian
Speaker 2: Female Warrior Energy. Those those are my tit crystals. Okay.
Speaker 2: So we see this flapping figure on the wall and
Speaker 2: we start being like, oh my god, it's the Angel
Speaker 2: of Death. And we again, I don't speak like that,
Speaker 2: I don't think like that. I don't read books like that.
Speaker 1: Were like, were you religious?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I grew up with no religion nothing. So I was like,
Speaker 2: it's the Angel of Death. And then we're like and
Speaker 2: and we're like, and it's for you. We knew it
Speaker 2: was for her.
Speaker 1: I won't say the cool girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll call her.
Speaker 1: CG.
Speaker 2: Cool girl. So we knew it was coming for CG.
Speaker 2: And we're like, oh my god, it's for you. And
Speaker 2: then we were she was like I know. And then
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, but it's not going
Speaker 2: to get you. It's not going to get you. It's
Speaker 2: coming for somebody that you love. She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're right. So we also made up our mind that
Speaker 2: it was about this girl that was like down the
Speaker 2: hall that.
Speaker 1: We just how did you guys, come up with any
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. It's all knew, like those tea
Speaker 2: It was like late at night, like who comes up
Speaker 2: with crazy slumber party shit? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like we're fifteen years old, Like who knows how you
Speaker 2: come up with anything? Right, we're fifteen sixteen. I guess
Speaker 2: I was fifteen. She was sixty. I was too young
Speaker 2: for my grade, like my mom just enrolled me. I
Speaker 2: was like always a year younger than everybody. So I
Speaker 2: think she was probably sixteen. I was fifteen. So I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I know, but they're coming after something.
Speaker 2: They're gonna like somebody you love. They're coming after somebody
Speaker 2: you love. Okay, next morning we go take the essayts
Speaker 2: I do pretty badly. Blah blah blah. Forget about it.
Speaker 2: I went some you know, we got to home for
Speaker 2: the weekend, like after the SATs we had a long
Speaker 2: we had Monday off and I went. I remember telling
Speaker 2: my friend I went to see my friend from home.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god. We had the craziest thing,
Speaker 2: tim Like this was so insane, Like this was how crazy.
Speaker 2: Rather than studying, we came up with the Angel of
Speaker 2: Death and it was going to come for her. I
Speaker 2: get dropped off. My mom picks me up, she brings
Speaker 2: drops me back off. Monday night, we had the day off.
Speaker 2: I go back to school. I'm back in the dorm
Speaker 2: and I hear, where's Arden Arden? Somebody get arden. It
Speaker 2: was cg freaking out. And over the weekend she had
Speaker 2: just found out that her boyfriend had been gone, like
Speaker 2: to western Massachusetts to where he was farm and he
Speaker 2: was with another guy and they were driving and they
Speaker 2: hit a patch of black ice and the car rolled
Speaker 2: and it killed both of them instantly. He died. He
Speaker 2: died the next day, he died. The day after that
Speaker 2: he died, and it which was insane. And then a
Speaker 2: freshman year of college, I was in school in Colorado
Speaker 2: and I saw the same fucking thing on the wall
Speaker 2: and it wasn't moving, and I pulled. I like went
Speaker 2: out in the dorm and I remember finding somebody. I'm
Speaker 2: being like, I need to log this in. I need
Speaker 2: to tell you something. Yes, I saw it, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? I was like, I need to tell
Speaker 2: you Something's gonna sound crazy, but I need to just
Speaker 2: tell you this thing. And I told them the story
Speaker 2: and I was like I see this thing again and
Speaker 2: it's not flapping, and it's for me. I'm like, something's
Speaker 2: gonna happen to me, and it's gonna but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be okay, but it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen within
Speaker 2: the next month. And they were like, Okay, this is
Speaker 2: fucking weird. So I again go about my life whatever
Speaker 2: I go on, like spring break on, like driving from
Speaker 2: spring Break from Colorado down to Mexico, like everything was fine,
Speaker 2: like even like hitchhiking fine. Like three weeks later, I
Speaker 2: go this kid invites me to go this like hot
Speaker 2: guy invites me to go skiing, and it was not
Speaker 2: a good skier. I was like, okay, we leave. It
Speaker 2: was all before like iPhones and stuff, so you know,
Speaker 2: you don't follow. It was beautiful sunny day. We start driving.
Speaker 2: The sun goes down. We're driving over the passes, those
Speaker 2: mountain passes and the rockies, which like numerous kids had
Speaker 2: died rolling off of like there's no guardrails. They would
Speaker 2: roll like thirty times they would die.
Speaker 1: Terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 2: And you're also having like teenagers driving. So I'm in
Speaker 2: the back seat. His friend was with us. We were
Speaker 2: driving over these mountain passes beautiful. He was actually a
Speaker 2: good driver. It was like a beautiful day. The sun
Speaker 2: went down and it started it turned into like a
Speaker 2: white out. It was just like a blizzard. And he
Speaker 2: again was driving well, he's like and he down chefs.
Speaker 2: We hit black ice. We spin out and thankfully I
Speaker 2: had just clipped my seatbelt in the back seat sometimes
Speaker 2: I wouldn't wear it, and we just slowly spin out.
Speaker 2: We roll off of the cliff. We roll like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, five times. Thankfully we were in a four
Speaker 2: or a four runner that had a roll bar, so
Speaker 2: we roll like four times down the cliff, and thankfully
Speaker 2: we hit a tree because it was so steep, like
Speaker 2: we would have just gone like thirty more like all
Speaker 2: way down. We hit a tree, so we got so
Speaker 2: it stopped and it was upside down. Every single window
Speaker 2: was broken. Every the windshield back there was not It
Speaker 2: was crushed in every so we had to climb out
Speaker 2: through the back of the thing. Everybody was okay, and
Speaker 2: then we had to climb back up to the street
Speaker 2: in the snow, and no one would stop for us
Speaker 2: because it looked like we were hitchicking because there was
Speaker 2: there was no evidence that we had been in a car.
Speaker 2: There was no it was so far down. And then
Speaker 2: when we saw it, like he had to go like
Speaker 2: claim it at a junk yard like or to go.
Speaker 2: The police brought us. Like you would think not one
Speaker 2: person had survived this thing, but like that happened, and
Speaker 2: around that time, here's the final thing around that. Okay, wait, okay,
Speaker 2: here's the final thing with the create of the portal
Speaker 2: and you could ask it so then okay, Then around
Speaker 2: that time, somebody had gotten a Oiji board and they
Speaker 2: were like doing it around. They were doing it like
Speaker 2: in basements and stuff. And I had always pushed the Oigi.
Speaker 2: I was always like yes, like Babby likes me like
Speaker 2: fully pushing I. We had one in my house growing up.
Speaker 2: We would push it to our like it was just
Speaker 2: like it was like playing Monopoly or like trouble. So
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I can play Ouigi. Who care?
Speaker 2: This thing starts like flying around the like in a way,
Speaker 2: and I was with like a like like a ski
Speaker 2: bro like it was not somebody. It was flying around
Speaker 2: and in a way that was like like it seemed
Speaker 2: like it was somebody who had killed themselves in the
Speaker 2: house they were mad. It was not a good vibe.
Speaker 2: And then it literally went like flying off of we
Speaker 2: like it was it went like flying off the of
Speaker 2: the piece and we just freaked out, like ran out.
Speaker 2: We just left it there. But I was it was
Speaker 2: all within like a two and a half three year period,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, I will I respect all
Speaker 2: of this, like I will never mess with any of
Speaker 2: this stuff again, Like I it's I I respect that
Speaker 2: there's something in me that has and have like a connection,
Speaker 2: but like I won't like mess with ouiji or like
Speaker 2: bad things, like because I there's like some opening in
Speaker 2: me that they can hook onto and I don't want
Speaker 2: them in me any questions rope okay, or any comments whatever.
Speaker 3: Processing At what point this whole process you had in
Speaker 3: your mind like I just saw the Angel of Death,
Speaker 3: Like were you constantly like something's gonna happen, Something's gonna No.
Speaker 2: I just there's also a part of you this like this.
Speaker 2: I felt nervous about this spring break trip, so I
Speaker 2: felt very hyper vigilant. I'm sure I was a very
Speaker 2: annoying person to go on spring break with because it
Speaker 2: wasn't my car. So I remember being like easy, easy, careful, careful, drive, careful, easy, easy,
Speaker 2: Like I think I I was hyper vigilant on that
Speaker 2: trip and it was fine.
Speaker 1: It's like Final Destination that movie.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, So you did.
Speaker 3: The wige Aboard and then you were like, I'm done,
Speaker 3: and then you never saw the Angel of Death again.
Speaker 2: Now I've never seen anything again.
Speaker 1: Spooky. I mean, can you even Okay?
Speaker 3: So now when you say that you have like kind
Speaker 3: of cut yourself off from that kind of stuff, how
Speaker 3: far does that go?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 1: Have you been to a psychic? Have you done?
Speaker 2: I'm nervous about that because of the fact that both
Speaker 2: of my parents have died and my dad sucked and
Speaker 2: my mom was awesome, Like I don't want to get
Speaker 2: the wrong parent. And I also don't want somebody I
Speaker 2: had somebody send me to, like a person who had
Speaker 2: like some I have been to like some stuff. But
Speaker 2: I'm kind of nervous about handing over the narrative of
Speaker 2: maybe what's happening to somebody. Also because I'm like googleable,
Speaker 2: like people like and I wrote a book that also
Speaker 2: had my mom in it and stuff like that, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't want somebody telling me something that then me
Speaker 2: either makes me worry about her, you know, so I'm
Speaker 2: just I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well from like now, like have you ever like did
Speaker 1: you did you ever go to one? Like you college?
Speaker 2: I love stuff like this, like like I love it.
Speaker 2: I do love like I love like tarot cards. I
Speaker 2: love like readings, I like like astrology stuff like I
Speaker 2: love all this stuff and I read and I believe
Speaker 2: in it and I respect it enough to like really
Speaker 2: pick carefully. If I'm going to let that end, I
Speaker 2: would I would just have to really vet the person.
Speaker 1: Do you Oh my god, girl, I've been to so
Speaker 1: many psychics.
Speaker 2: Do you has one been the best?
Speaker 3: I have a lot of beliefs about psychics, okay, but
Speaker 3: I think it's more so it's like how everyone has
Speaker 3: a bad day, like at work. You know, sometimes they're
Speaker 3: really good, sometimes they're not.
Speaker 2: Have you had one person that was like great ones
Speaker 2: and not great another time?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you have your right the rigs that you go to.
Speaker 1: A little bit.
Speaker 3: I have some people I can call, but I like
Speaker 3: to just get Like if I'm out of town or
Speaker 3: something and I see a psychic and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: fifteen bucks, I'll go in there, like I'll do that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, But then also like, because of this podcast,
Speaker 3: I've gotten to talk to people that are like world
Speaker 3: renowned psychics.
Speaker 2: And how are they great? I mean, I love I
Speaker 2: love all this stuff, so I'm sure I will go.
Speaker 3: I don't think that they're good for answers like I think, well,
Speaker 3: like I don't think you should go to a psychic
Speaker 3: completely just like whatever they say, I'm going to completely believe.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: Specifically for Okay, I'm thinking about moving to this apartment.
Speaker 3: I'm really like, I really want to do it. I
Speaker 3: don't know what to do. And then you go there,
Speaker 3: don't bring up the apartment. And if they go, mmmm,
Speaker 3: I'm seeing you move to an apartment, then be like, okay, wow.
Speaker 2: I went to this person in Pasadena that actually had
Speaker 2: like a when I was buying my house, that had
Speaker 2: like a house thing.
Speaker 1: What do you mean a house thing?
Speaker 2: So she she does this thing that's like I forget
Speaker 2: what the wording of it is. You stand have you
Speaker 2: stand on like these like footprint things you stand on
Speaker 2: like different color like size like feet. She has like
Speaker 2: it's almost like flip flops without like the top part,
Speaker 2: and like she has different sizes of different colors and
Speaker 2: you pick out like, is.
Speaker 3: She doing some kind of pyramid scheme? No, it actually
Speaker 3: flip flop.
Speaker 2: Is It's like Kate Hudson's what is her fount Leisure Athletic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now you can't cancel. Everyone's thinking, did she.
Speaker 3: Make you spend like sixty thousand dollars all this inventory
Speaker 3: and now you're trying to sell me flip flops like
Speaker 3: you psychic ability.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I'm doing. Look, listen, sharks, I've got
Speaker 2: some of these. I've got these flops. They don't actually
Speaker 2: have an upper part, but when they do, they can't
Speaker 2: talk to your grandma. It's exactly like, look, listen, sharks,
Speaker 2: I'm looking for four thousand dollars for one percent investment.
Speaker 2: Well there's a word for this, but I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is, but it's basically the idea that like
Speaker 2: how we all carry trauma from our ancestors and our
Speaker 2: body and it's like a garden hose that has kinks
Speaker 2: in it, and you have to go back and unkink
Speaker 2: the trauma from like your past, like you know, the
Speaker 2: the trauma of your ancestors to help like hell, your
Speaker 2: I don't know, I haven't done it in years. But
Speaker 2: she brought up. I had put it an offer on
Speaker 2: a house and she was like, maybe I told her
Speaker 2: there was a house and I'd put it in an offer.
Speaker 2: I was buying my first and she was like, my
Speaker 2: only house. I never bought a house, my house. I
Speaker 2: was buying my house. And she's like and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is it. This is She's like, yeah, this isn't
Speaker 2: the house. This isn't going to happen. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: well this is this other house. She's like, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: not that. You're not gonna Those are not your house.
Speaker 2: Those are like I think I'd put in like two hours.
Speaker 2: She's like, those are not your house.
Speaker 3: You just did the tone of a psychic woman in Pasadena.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not your house. And the other one's
Speaker 2: not your house. There's another there's a third house. I
Speaker 2: was like, what are you talking about? I have offers
Speaker 2: in these are what are these the house? This is
Speaker 2: the house? Like no, So she's like they're beautiful, those
Speaker 2: are that's not your house. Those are not your houses.
Speaker 2: There's another house. And I was like.
Speaker 1: She was right.
Speaker 2: Like a couple of days later there was another house.
Speaker 2: And so it was another thing where you would stand
Speaker 2: on these flip flops too, and like uncertain ones you
Speaker 2: would close your eyes and just sort of see and
Speaker 2: like there are certain ones where like your body would
Speaker 2: literally start like turning around, or you get dizzy, or
Speaker 2: you felt like it was because again I go in
Speaker 2: with sort of the New England attitude sometimes that this
Speaker 2: is all bullshit. I'm like this all fucking bull like okay,
Speaker 2: like some of my little like friends that are a
Speaker 2: little like ooh, like you know, like I'll I'll hop
Speaker 2: on any fucking sound bath, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So I was like, this is so stupid, but I
Speaker 2: did go, and I did feel very physical difference. And
Speaker 2: then afterwards, like there was one that I felt like
Speaker 2: a huge heaviness, like it was just like Draain and
Speaker 2: like and it was afterwards and I didn't tell her
Speaker 2: how I felt, but it was like, oh, yeah, like
Speaker 2: that was your dad, this is your relationship to like
Speaker 2: you with money, this is your like like you don't
Speaker 2: know what's what and like and I will say how
Speaker 2: I felt. I don't know what she does. You might
Speaker 2: want to go try it. It's pretty cool. I can
Speaker 2: give you the infault.
Speaker 1: I might.
Speaker 2: It was kind of cool. I haven't done it. I've
Speaker 2: done it twice. I don't think I'll do it again,
Speaker 2: but it was cool.
Speaker 3: I also think I've said about this a lot on
Speaker 3: this podcast about like comedians. I think in particular, are
Speaker 3: they have to be good at picking up on vibes? Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I mean and I there is, believe it or not,
Speaker 3: a touch of what you were referring to as like
Speaker 3: your East Coast everything's bullshit, Like I have a little
Speaker 3: bit of that too, yes, but which.
Speaker 1: I think is good.
Speaker 3: I think that you shouldn't well, yeah, all of this.
Speaker 3: But I'm also like an intuition vibe person. I listen
Speaker 3: to that. If I'm going to like a new place
Speaker 3: to move or whatever, I'm like, let me feel it out.
Speaker 1: Would I like it here?
Speaker 3: And I do think that that goes along with like
Speaker 3: ghosts and paranormal and all of that.
Speaker 2: I think my mom is a real estate agent, like
Speaker 2: because there was like you're either a lobster, min a cop,
Speaker 2: or you sell houses in my town or you work
Speaker 2: at the gas station. There's no jobs, so she still
Speaker 2: houses and she would just say a lot of them
Speaker 2: were empty all year because they were like summerhow like
Speaker 2: rich people would come and you know, come for the
Speaker 2: summer and then they just sit empty. And she was like,
Speaker 2: She's like, houses don't like to be empty, like houses
Speaker 2: of a soul. Houses are alive, houses need people. Houses
Speaker 2: don't like to be empty. Houses their spirit. Like she
Speaker 2: really believes that houses houses like need to have. I
Speaker 2: definitely do the clearing when I'm moving because I always
Speaker 2: like live an old, old spaces. I try to like
Speaker 2: welcome just sort of I don't know, like invite that
Speaker 2: if somebody's there to feel comfortable, know that I'm coming,
Speaker 2: like I come, you know, in a good vibe. But
Speaker 2: there's sometimes I this is how I feel, so Banana
Speaker 2: saying this, But there's sometimes I'm like I actually feel
Speaker 2: like late at night that I could like look at
Speaker 2: a piece of paper and make it lift up with
Speaker 2: my brain. Do you have that? No, you don't have that.
Speaker 2: You don't think that you could look at something and
Speaker 2: be like move move.
Speaker 3: This could be yet another author, podcast house, actor, comedian telepathic.
Speaker 1: You know tele you don't take that. Let's try it.
Speaker 1: I need paper?
Speaker 2: Is it too early in the day because I'm such
Speaker 2: a night out I'm like an insomniac. It's like, are
Speaker 2: you you've always been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, call me sometime, I stay up late.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that. But I mean here's the thing.
Speaker 2: When you hear the stories that I told, you need
Speaker 2: to know that I am a New England like oh guy,
Speaker 2: like just a like to the point where you know,
Speaker 2: like surviving that how you know they be like do
Speaker 2: we hurt your feeling? You know what I mean? It's
Speaker 2: so practical, so practical. Did not go to church like okay,
Speaker 2: like just the most practical, like New England, you know,
Speaker 2: so like particularly young Arden was like had not been
Speaker 2: on LA it was fifteen, like like I was not
Speaker 2: the kid that was going to come up with Angel
Speaker 2: of Death. That was not what you see is what
Speaker 2: you get. And at that I wasn't even like, you know,
Speaker 2: I never be like therapy. I've never seen a crystal.
Speaker 2: It was just like that. It was just like a
Speaker 2: you know, just a silly, awkward gal watching pop culture
Speaker 2: move like that is not who I was. So it
Speaker 2: was very out of the ordinary for my brain to
Speaker 2: go there.
Speaker 3: Which makes it legit. And now your brain can move
Speaker 3: paper around.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I when all else fails, when things
Speaker 2: go to shit, I can go perform on stage as
Speaker 2: an illusionist.
Speaker 3: Please, if you need a magician's assistant, I'll be.
Speaker 2: Like, yoh my god, we be I mean you get
Speaker 2: our jumpsuits, you get your purple short sleeve big bud press.
Speaker 2: Yes you would also like hot and red.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sure, I'm down. Okay, let me ask you
Speaker 3: about synchronicities. This is like one thing that I've been
Speaker 3: really obsessed with lately.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you somebody that pays attention to that?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, very much. Yeah.
Speaker 3: What about like, do you have any good stories about
Speaker 3: things lining up?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I always I'm always interested in talking.
Speaker 3: To people about like when they got their their break
Speaker 3: or like something some monumental moment in their life happened.
Speaker 3: And there's always there, always seems to be, whether you
Speaker 3: realize it or not, some kind of thing where everything
Speaker 3: worked out well.
Speaker 2: Literally, Like so my book, my book that I was
Speaker 2: like years in the coming. I'd like sold an earlier
Speaker 2: version of my book that then like I sold it
Speaker 2: years before a different version. And at the time, like
Speaker 2: there'd been like a flood of books by like lady
Speaker 2: comedians who'd come out and they done really well, and
Speaker 2: then between when they like optioned the proposal and then
Speaker 2: I was writing it. Some came out and they didn't
Speaker 2: do as well, and they've been paid a lot of money,
Speaker 2: so like, yeah, we don't want to do it. They
Speaker 2: didn't pay like so then it had like a stink
Speaker 2: on it, you know. So like over the years, I
Speaker 2: tweaked it, I took it out, nobody want and I
Speaker 2: was just like, okay, I'm just like I tried whatever,
Speaker 2: it's not meant to be and then like various book age.
Speaker 2: So then I wrote this article that went viral and
Speaker 2: I had another fucking book agent be like do you
Speaker 2: want to take it out? And there's a part of
Speaker 2: me that's like not really like so I was like, okay, look,
Speaker 2: enough time has passed. What would I want to write now?
Speaker 2: Like the world had changed between when I like it
Speaker 2: was sort of right at the beginning of Instagram, but
Speaker 2: people were getting more honest, Like I felt like the
Speaker 2: book I wanted to write was more honest, Like now
Speaker 2: we just want like fun stories of like drinking and
Speaker 2: having I was like, okay, well that's not really me.
Speaker 2: But so I wanted to tell something that was funny
Speaker 2: but also kind of honest, and I felt like Instagram
Speaker 2: in that time period, people expect honesty. Now people expect
Speaker 2: sort of like the whole. I think people are more
Speaker 2: free with telling the whole story about who they are.
Speaker 2: So when this person approached me, I was like, fine,
Speaker 2: Like let me just think of, like what book would
Speaker 2: my life has changed? Like who am I now? What
Speaker 2: would I want? What would I be proud of now?
Speaker 2: So I wrote a whole new proposal. But I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking I've grieved this thing so many years ago,
Speaker 2: like it's done whatever, I've kind of forgot about it.
Speaker 2: So he took it out. He took it out. Some
Speaker 2: places passed, some places were kind of interested. Whatever I'm
Speaker 2: shooting insatiable, Ah the blue, my very healthy mom dies.
Speaker 2: I go, I fly up to Rhode Island for the funeral.
Speaker 2: The town is so tiny, it's like a five minute
Speaker 2: drive from our house to the church for the funeral.
Speaker 2: We're going to the funeral that morning, after ten years,
Speaker 2: I get this email on the way to the five
Speaker 2: minute drive to the church to her funeral that was like, Hey, Arden,
Speaker 2: we hope you're having a great week. We want to
Speaker 2: buy your book. We want to do this book with you.
Speaker 2: And it was about my family and she was barely
Speaker 2: in the proposal, but it was like, we're so excited,
Speaker 2: we want to buy your book. I sold it in
Speaker 2: the five minute drive between my house and her funeral,
Speaker 2: and I was like, Okay, hey, look something happened. I
Speaker 2: think it's going to be a different book. And then
Speaker 2: it completely changed the DNA of the book, where it
Speaker 2: actually completely the whole book is her book, and it
Speaker 2: was like, I think, even a more optimistic book and
Speaker 2: like a tribute to her, like in all these stores
Speaker 2: that i'd heard that I would never have heard if
Speaker 2: she hadn't. Did people tell you things that you're like,
Speaker 2: I didn't know? And like it completely changed it. I
Speaker 2: think it opened up my heart and that was the
Speaker 2: book I was supposed to like the fact that it happened.
Speaker 2: I can't. It's a two mile drive in a country town.
Speaker 2: And that was I think it was ten years later
Speaker 2: it was that that that was the five minute period
Speaker 2: I sold my book. That's weird.
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you interpret that?
Speaker 2: I feel like that was always in the stars. I believe,
Speaker 2: including I hate to say it, I believe everything that
Speaker 2: went down is exactly how it was supposed to go down,
Speaker 2: even though I didn't like it. I believe. I believe
Speaker 2: it was written that way and it was always supposed
Speaker 2: to go down that way. And like so that night
Speaker 2: we had some of her ashes and we may or
Speaker 2: may not because it's it's not necessarily legal. We may
Speaker 2: or may not. We didn't, but we might have gotten
Speaker 2: some illegal fireworks, allegedly because her friend had done this
Speaker 2: and it was legal at the time, but allegedly like
Speaker 2: her friend who knew that they had cancer, like they
Speaker 2: like set up like a thing and hire, but you
Speaker 2: could like shoot yourself off with fireworks. She wanted a
Speaker 2: party and my mom was like, that's so cool. So
Speaker 2: the laws had changed. We may or may not have
Speaker 2: gotten some illegal fireworks from New Hampshire where they don't care.
Speaker 2: And we shot off fireworks maybe with some of her ashes.
Speaker 2: And then immediately my nephew goes, look, look, look, look, look,
Speaker 2: and there was like like hundreds of fireflies in the
Speaker 2: field and like it was just everywhere. The whole field
Speaker 2: was just filled with fireflies. And they were like, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, she's happy to be home, like she's giving
Speaker 2: you her jazz hands.
Speaker 1: Like totally.
Speaker 2: Because we also asked because we didn't go to the
Speaker 2: church we had to beg them to let us do
Speaker 2: it there there's no there's no spaces big enough for
Speaker 2: a funeral in our town. So like we asked if
Speaker 2: we shear her favorite song was all the single, So
Speaker 2: we asked if we could play that, and they were like,
Speaker 2: absolutely not. So we played all the single Ladies, and
Speaker 2: we like shot them off maybe and then there was
Speaker 2: all these like just filled with fireflies everywhere, and that
Speaker 2: was all that. Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 1: That's gorgeous?
Speaker 2: Right right.
Speaker 3: Let me shift on over to a segment that we
Speaker 3: do love it. I want to hear some ghost voices. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's time.
Speaker 4: For ev P.
Speaker 1: Or ev Please.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard one that actually sounds like a
Speaker 2: ghost because I've watched a lot of ghost hunters. I
Speaker 2: love this StuffYeah, I love this stuff. I want evidence
Speaker 2: of ghosts. I want to see ghosts. I want to
Speaker 2: hear them. I like this. I'm a believer.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I have some stuff for you to Okay,
Speaker 3: this is we're gonna need our.
Speaker 1: Headphones for this part.
Speaker 2: Is it going to be a good one? I want
Speaker 2: to I want to hear one, so you.
Speaker 3: Probably I know the term EVP electronic voice phenomenal.
Speaker 2: I've seen them. I've seen Zach in his fucking weird box.
Speaker 2: I've seen Zach in the like the hospital, the Children's
Speaker 2: fire Hospital, wards like, i've seen that.
Speaker 1: Are you on first name basis with Zach Began?
Speaker 2: No, but I am a I have binge watched seasons
Speaker 2: watching them be like, see these creepy dolls. Oh I
Speaker 2: had another ghost.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna get to that. Okay, don't forget that.
Speaker 1: I won't.
Speaker 3: Okay, So what I do is I go to YouTube
Speaker 3: where you can find thousands of people's EVPs that they.
Speaker 2: Pose hot and you know, horny for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna love it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm gonna play it, and I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: you guess what you hear and.
Speaker 2: Then what they say.
Speaker 3: I'll give you some options, Okay, Okay, here's the first one.
Speaker 3: This is from Spooky Shivers on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Hot and it is swipe right.
Speaker 1: This is a.
Speaker 3: Dating thing as well. I'm hoping Spooky Shivers is single.
Speaker 2: Right, like so gallon a jumpsuit.
Speaker 1: This is from Rhode Island Home Stage.
Speaker 2: I hope it has an accent. Hope is like odd
Speaker 2: and get over. How's your mother?
Speaker 3: This is at some kind of residential investigation someone's house.
Speaker 1: What is it saying?
Speaker 2: I heard nothing, but I heard a whisper. I heard again. Seriously,
Speaker 2: so I don't know.
Speaker 1: Seriously is that enough?
Speaker 4: Serious?
Speaker 2: An angle? Seriously? That angle?
Speaker 1: Seriously? That angle?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like doing house restoring.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was like someone was taking a selfie,
Speaker 1: like here.
Speaker 2: Angle, look at yourself. Your faces are working.
Speaker 1: Reverse honey, that's the angle. That's me. Seriously, that angle. Seriously,
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 2: That angle.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's not what they believe. Did they think
Speaker 1: it was?
Speaker 3: Is this legal? B I'm scared but evil? No, I'm
Speaker 3: scared but evil.
Speaker 2: No, there's nobody saying, like.
Speaker 3: First day on the job as a demon, I'm scared,
Speaker 3: but I'm evil.
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing, is it?
Speaker 1: C let's scare some people? Or d I love don
Speaker 1: cheatle D?
Speaker 2: Can I hear it again? What was the first one?
Speaker 1: Is this legal?
Speaker 2: I'm here one more time? It's not that here? What
Speaker 2: is my option?
Speaker 1: I'm scared but evil? Not that let's scare some people.
Speaker 2: That is, let's scare some people.
Speaker 3: Let's scare some people. I think it could also similarly
Speaker 3: be I'm scared of people? I think it's scarce scare
Speaker 3: some people. What do they say, Yeah, that's what they
Speaker 3: thought it was. Yeah, I actually think that's you might
Speaker 3: have a future in this too.
Speaker 2: I mean, I love it. I want it to be real.
Speaker 2: I love of this ship. I love this ship.
Speaker 1: You've seen the Angel of Death.
Speaker 2: You look, I've seen the Angel of any doubt I
Speaker 2: have respect for this. I've seen the Angel of Death.
Speaker 2: That is a shadow on the wall coming with its
Speaker 2: like like a pterodactyl wing. It was like a wing.
Speaker 2: It's either flapping or not. Because it wasn't moving. I
Speaker 2: knew I would survive.
Speaker 1: That's not good.
Speaker 2: I don't ever want to see it again. Okay, this
Speaker 2: next one, do you think I'm banana pants?
Speaker 3: No, I think I'm not at the show the kind
Speaker 3: of stuff that we talk about here.
Speaker 2: I feel accepted.
Speaker 3: You really are. This is also from Spooky Shivers. I
Speaker 3: believe it's from the same investigation. If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 3: And what's this one saying.
Speaker 2: This is a very butch ghost can I just says
Speaker 2: it's something but goes. I also want to see your
Speaker 2: hairs looking really the thing that you're feeling tender about
Speaker 2: at the break, I want to say, it looks really good.
Speaker 2: I think you're getting the like the cool French seventies
Speaker 2: cool go all vibe.
Speaker 1: Than you because I have these headphones on these.
Speaker 2: I like it. I think you should feel confident.
Speaker 1: I want to keep these headphones on all day too, and.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say that. I'm like, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2: I'm doing like a think piet.
Speaker 1: Okay, what is this? Goes saying.
Speaker 2: Do long more time? I'm so hot for you?
Speaker 1: That is literally what I hear.
Speaker 2: That's it We've heard again, so hot for you.
Speaker 1: It's like a real deep hot for you.
Speaker 2: Ghost.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, here's some options. Is it A, You're so
Speaker 3: not cute?
Speaker 2: That's really am rude.
Speaker 3: It's kind of the opposite of what we thought. B
Speaker 3: it's all up to you.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's like we can do this is up to you, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm down. Is it C I'm so confused?
Speaker 2: No, this is a confident ghost. That's an alpha ghost.
Speaker 1: Or is it D I'm so hot for you. I
Speaker 1: mean we already know what you're in.
Speaker 2: D I'm so hot for you.
Speaker 1: They think it's it's all up to you.
Speaker 2: Let me hear it again. All right, that's also similar
Speaker 2: vibe of horniness and osolism. You like, I'm down, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm respecting to Okay, I'm I'm not mad at their interpretation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all up to you.
Speaker 3: It says this EVP was captured at a home with
Speaker 3: reoccurring intense negative paranormal activity. Many have blessed and cleansed
Speaker 3: the home, but still the negative spirits prevail. Although the
Speaker 3: voice you were hearing is not a malicious spirit, we
Speaker 3: believe it is someone else warning us that we should
Speaker 3: not give up on saving the home by speaking this message.
Speaker 3: Oh so it was basically it was like, it's all
Speaker 3: up to you to get this.
Speaker 1: Evil out of here. I'm a ghost. It's all up
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: It's hear one more time, Okay. I mean that's like
Speaker 2: a person that wants to feel like a hero that
Speaker 2: interpreted that you gotta save me. It's all up to you.
Speaker 2: It is all up to you. I'm a hot, horning
Speaker 2: construction ghost. It's just waiting for you to get rid
Speaker 2: of the other hell hags. They could be. That could
Speaker 2: be your name name of a band. We should start
Speaker 2: a band. Hell, we've be such cute hell. Then we'd
Speaker 2: have to get red jumpsuits.
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure. Wait, hang on a second. What is
Speaker 3: your other ghost story that you reminded of?
Speaker 2: Okay, so I oh you want ghosts? So I did
Speaker 2: that literally, Okay, dude, I did this movie in Massachusetts
Speaker 2: in March of this year. Yeah, it's a it's a
Speaker 2: horror movie.
Speaker 1: What's it called, your horror movie?
Speaker 2: I'm in a horror movie. It's called Onyx And it
Speaker 2: was really fun. It hasn't. Yeah. It was filmed in
Speaker 2: western Massachusetts, which is so haunted, like Headless Horsemen territory,
Speaker 2: like Fall haunted.
Speaker 1: That's not Salem, right Salem.
Speaker 2: Salem is more near Cape Cod, So this is more
Speaker 2: towards like the mountains. Salem's near the water. Uh, yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't know that area very well.
Speaker 2: Salem's very pretty, so was this area. So we were
Speaker 2: filming in the Berkshires and Lenox, Massachusetts. Oh, in this
Speaker 2: mansion that had like baby dolls with human hair and
Speaker 2: stuff from the eighteen hundreds and it shit like that.
Speaker 2: There were some rooms that had such bad vibes and
Speaker 2: the people that like work there that just said, this
Speaker 2: is like constant sightings. So we were staying. They put
Speaker 2: everybody at this hotel called Gateway, not Gateways, the Gateway
Speaker 2: to Hell. Okay, it was so hot, so the whole
Speaker 2: we were, the entire higher hotel was taken It was
Speaker 2: like a bed and breakfast, entirely taken over by the
Speaker 2: cast and crew, and it so like the hair and
Speaker 2: makeup people. They were a couple and they had like
Speaker 2: this corner room and they would literally see full apparitions,
Speaker 2: like full ghost walking, like they would just it was
Speaker 2: like cold and like things would just like people kept
Speaker 2: seeing shit and I was in the room next door
Speaker 2: and they kept like so this was sort of just
Speaker 2: weird and inconvenient. But like my room, the water wouldn't
Speaker 2: turn on, and like I didn't. They were like, okay,
Speaker 2: we'll go put you out of Marriott, but I wanted
Speaker 2: to be where everybody was. Like everybody else was just
Speaker 2: like letting me shower. So they would bring plumbers out
Speaker 2: and plumbers and plumbers and then like then I'd go
Speaker 2: in and it was like scalding and people were joking
Speaker 2: like the ghosts like ooh, it's my dirty girl. It's
Speaker 2: my dirty girl. And I keep my dirty girl. I
Speaker 2: keep from my little dirty girl. So then not to
Speaker 2: be tmi well, Okay. So I was married for a
Speaker 2: long time and I got divorced a little over a
Speaker 2: year ago, and I've been on a bunch of dates,
Speaker 2: but I hadn't slept with anybody yet at all. They
Speaker 2: smoothed to a lot of people, but I hadn't slept
Speaker 2: with anybody yet. So it'd really been my whole life,
Speaker 2: adult life since there been like a new person in
Speaker 2: a downstairs on my underpants reach. And so I fucked
Speaker 2: a ghost. So like I met this guy I like
Speaker 2: had a like I went on a bunch of dates
Speaker 2: with in New York with this guy, I had some
Speaker 2: days off. I went on a bunch of dates and
Speaker 2: he was like, hey, I can come visit you. And
Speaker 2: all my friends were like, girl, like just pull off
Speaker 2: the band aid, like you just like you just have to,
Speaker 2: like is this perfect thing? We're all around like you're safe.
Speaker 2: It's like he's hot, You've been on a bunch of
Speaker 2: dates to him, and you have fun with him, and
Speaker 2: you're leaving like I was like flying out the next day.
Speaker 2: They're like it's perfect, like just like wipe the sleighs.
Speaker 2: I was like okay. I was like, okay, I'll see
Speaker 2: how I feel I'm like, I'll tell me and come up.
Speaker 2: He knew I hadn't slept with anybody, Like I was nervous,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, I've been like really I
Speaker 2: felt like I mean I had been year like years
Speaker 2: and years and years since like a new person. It
Speaker 2: was scary. So I was like, ohyeah, yeah, okay. So
Speaker 2: like one of the young cast members was like, we're
Speaker 2: going a cb as like we're getting you condoms. We're
Speaker 2: gonna go get you. I was like, okay, So like
Speaker 2: I like, but I feel like the ghost, like truly,
Speaker 2: the whole time, people were joking that the ghost was
Speaker 2: like a crush. I mean, the ghost was like dirty girl,
Speaker 2: dirty girl, like like I like, so we think the
Speaker 2: ghost was pissed. The ghost was pissed. I'm like getting ready.
Speaker 2: The ghost did not like this. So like I'm like
Speaker 2: it was like the night before the arrival, the ghost was.
Speaker 3: All excited like this is Arden's last night, this is
Speaker 3: my chance, this is my chance.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Pressed up it.
Speaker 2: Like a monocle, like a top hat.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing like is it Ducky?
Speaker 2: What's that character from sixteen Candles? Just like I'm picturing
Speaker 2: Ducky meets like the Monopoly Man or like one of
Speaker 2: the old muppets, like the old Guy muppets.
Speaker 1: He was so exciting.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the guy is coming, he hasn't arrived yet.
Speaker 2: I finally get a shower, and uh, I'm the and
Speaker 2: we decide because production, we'd been filming night. So we've
Speaker 2: been filming movies, film all night, sleep all day. So
Speaker 2: they wanted me to weigh a day. I was the
Speaker 2: only person of the day off before I flew out,
Speaker 2: so they wanted me to wait a day because the
Speaker 2: PA would have been too tired to drive me the
Speaker 2: two hours to Logan airport. So I was alone in
Speaker 2: the hotel. Nobody lived at the hotel. There was no
Speaker 2: person that stayed at the hotel that worked there. It
Speaker 2: was late at night, like gearing up, getting ready. Everybody's filming.
Speaker 2: But me. I hear a pounding on my door, knock,
Speaker 2: like a pounding, like a full knocking pounding. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, my friend, my riv is back. Rivka
Speaker 2: who went to CVS with maybe bought the condoms Riveke
Speaker 2: is back early. She must have gotten back. Pounding on
Speaker 2: the door. I go open it up. No one's in
Speaker 2: the hotel. Not one person is in the hotel. And
Speaker 2: this is like a couple days after. Like the people
Speaker 2: I shared a wall with the people that saw the apparition,
Speaker 2: like like it was like pounding on the door and
Speaker 2: not like nobody nobody was there. There was not one.
Speaker 2: There was nobody there and it was And again I
Speaker 2: don't know that the sex has anything to do with it,
Speaker 2: but it was like there was a few I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm forgetting a few things, but it was like
Speaker 2: they everybody kept joking the entire time that the ghost
Speaker 2: was obsessed with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was there to see his dirty girl.
Speaker 2: Had he had to see his dirty girl. He put
Speaker 2: on his best ghost stray suit, he had a ghost condom. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he had taken his ghost all of his tests. Like yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't can you even wow? Yeah? But there was
Speaker 2: like people had like seen like shit was moving around
Speaker 2: and like the hair and makeup, like like shit was
Speaker 2: moving around in the hair. I feel like they actually
Speaker 2: saw something fly. I almost want to like call them
Speaker 2: column can we call that on the air? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: Hi it's Saren. Oh my god, it's Arden. How are
Speaker 2: you I have I'm on a podcast and we're recording.
Speaker 2: I'm literally it's a ghost podcast. Are you and Travis
Speaker 2: or are you do you mind? Just you have two
Speaker 2: minutes to tell the story of the ghost in your room.
Speaker 4: Ah, he tells the story so much better.
Speaker 2: You're a queen and a goddess, and you're gonna tell it,
Speaker 2: just the facts, just whatever happened. I was trying to
Speaker 2: explain how haunted this corner of the world was. I
Speaker 2: talked about how the ghost knew I was a dirty girl,
Speaker 2: and that it was pounding on my door, and that
Speaker 2: you guys were up we were filming nights and stuff,
Speaker 2: and that you guys were up like late building wigs
Speaker 2: in your corner room. Right.
Speaker 4: Yes, so that's what we did every night exactly, And
Speaker 4: oh man, it's it's so much more vivid to Travis.
Speaker 4: So we were both sitting there like Travis had his
Speaker 4: I think he had his back to the wall or
Speaker 4: his back to me, and was like facing the wall.
Speaker 4: I was on the house, facing towards the corner of
Speaker 4: the room, by the place, and he turned around and
Speaker 4: we both like saw something. But I saw it out
Speaker 4: of the corner of my eye. I think he kind
Speaker 4: of saw it as a swift flash too. And then
Speaker 4: it got really really cold in the room. And this
Speaker 4: is like Travis his first experience too with anything like this,
Speaker 4: and he he like looked at me and was like,
Speaker 4: do you see that. I said, yeah, it got really cold,
Speaker 4: and he took his hand and he came he like
Speaker 4: came closer to the middle of the room where I
Speaker 4: was and put his hand out and it felt like
Speaker 4: he was putting his hand through like a very cold like.
Speaker 2: Ah god, how did he explain it?
Speaker 4: Like basically like a thing, like an invisible thing like
Speaker 4: he had felt like he put his hand through this.
Speaker 2: Ghost like Jello or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like basically what you would imagine it like
Speaker 4: it looks like in the movies.
Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, right right, Yeah, it was crazy and there
Speaker 2: wasn't there wasn't there something with the door opening and
Speaker 2: like a pin, like one of the pins.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So the other thing that kept happening in the room
Speaker 4: was the door to our like wardrobe kept opening, yeah,
Speaker 4: like over and over and I don't think it's because
Speaker 4: it was old. And then and then we brought some
Speaker 4: because have like tangerines all over the mansion, right, yeah,
Speaker 4: so that we make friends with the with the ghosts.
Speaker 4: So we put a bunch of tangerines in our room
Speaker 4: and then then it was fine, and then the door
Speaker 4: stops opening on us.
Speaker 2: What was the thing with the pin I feel like
Speaker 2: there was like hair pin things.
Speaker 4: You wanted to be friendly with them and not try
Speaker 4: to like exercise them.
Speaker 2: I love that before. Have you ever heard that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so ghost today we're.
Speaker 2: Talking about ghosts. Yeah, and that when I saw the
Speaker 2: Angel of Death as a teenager twice jealous.
Speaker 1: Then the show is called Ghosted.
Speaker 2: I love you. I'll talk to you later. Bye. Well,
Speaker 2: there you have it.
Speaker 1: So you're not a liar.
Speaker 2: I'm not a liar. Okay, I may be many things.
Speaker 2: I'm not a liar.
Speaker 1: I believe you and the tangerines keep away goes.
Speaker 2: Now we know. Well, you're very present, you're very like
Speaker 2: compelling to talk. You're very nice to talk to. And
Speaker 2: may I compliment your physical beautiful eyes, like you have
Speaker 2: a very ground and you're very calman presence. You're very
Speaker 2: nice person, very pretty eyes.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Well, I would love to have you back.
Speaker 2: I would love for you to come back, and I
Speaker 2: want you to start watching the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Oh so I can go in your podcast.
Speaker 2: It's really fun. You and stand Pancakes should come.
Speaker 3: Yes, tell everybody about your podcast and everything you have
Speaker 3: going on where they can find you.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a really fun podcast called will You
Speaker 2: Accept This Rose. I've done it for seven years. It's
Speaker 2: on iHeart Radio. It's a comedy podcast. We have people
Speaker 2: like Fortune Fimester, Nikky Glazier, Jim Jeffries, Lance Baths, we
Speaker 2: have people from the Bachelor. We have Doug Benson, Liza Traeger,
Speaker 2: Air Foley, like the hits, good people, great people, and
Speaker 2: we so and we break. We're like, we're not snarky
Speaker 2: about it, but we do make a lot of jokes,
Speaker 2: like we truly want people to find love, but if
Speaker 2: you act like an idiot, we will make jokes about it.
Speaker 2: And uh So, it's really fun and you don't need
Speaker 2: a lot of people don't even watch the show and
Speaker 2: they just listen to the podcast. And then I'm on
Speaker 2: I don't know when it's coming out, but I'm on
Speaker 2: the reboot of Daria and I have a bunch of
Speaker 2: movies that'll come out at some point. I'm filming some
Speaker 2: cool TV show that I can't say right now, and
Speaker 2: like there's all sorts of fun stuff that'll be coming up.
Speaker 2: So I'm on art and marine is my It's really Instagram.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite. Let's be real, but it's but it's
Speaker 2: M y R I N A R d E N
Speaker 2: M y are I.
Speaker 1: Do you tour? Are you doing stand much?
Speaker 2: I am doing stand up? I have I'm starting to
Speaker 2: tour again, but I'll be in New York. I'm doing
Speaker 2: Union Hall October eleventh. Yeah, and then I have some
Speaker 2: dates in LA and I think I'm gonna do something
Speaker 2: at Dine. I see typewriter coming up, so like, yeah,
Speaker 2: getting ready to tour again. I was kind of like
Speaker 2: the COVID of it all, So do you tour?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I want to?
Speaker 2: Yeah that I sort of like took a pause during
Speaker 2: the Panda and now I'm like gearing up to do
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well the world little dirty Girl.
Speaker 2: I was a dirty girl. I should do the Dirty
Speaker 2: Girl Ghosts ghost Tour. That'd be so fun.
Speaker 1: Well, oh, I'm so hot for you. It's all up
Speaker 1: to you. Hot, so hot for you.
Speaker 2: They're both hot. That's the ghosties wipe right on. I mean,
Speaker 2: if a guy like called you, okay.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much to Arden Marine, I'm actually going
Speaker 3: to be on her Bachelor podcast.
Speaker 1: Will you accept this? Rose?
Speaker 3: I have never seen a single moment of the Bachelor,
Speaker 3: but I'm watching it for Arden and we're gonna have
Speaker 3: a great time with that.
Speaker 1: So check it out.
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