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Speaker 1: Sweet, it's podcast time. Welcome to the full show. We've

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Speaker 3: We've already gotten pictures from people.

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Speaker 4: Yes for for sure, and here's your podcast.

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Speaker 5: Finally, an easy way to make a million dollars Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, because Lays is bringing

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Speaker 5: back there do us a flavor contest.

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Speaker 6: Oh, we're coming up with that flavor again.

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Speaker 5: Where you submit ideas for a brand new flavor potato

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Speaker 5: chip with the chance to win a million bucks.

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Speaker 4: I got an idea already.

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Speaker 5: Hold on, let's describe this for this for the rest

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Speaker 5: of the people before we start brainstorm to make my money.

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Speaker 5: They actually did this contest before, back in twenty twelve.

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Speaker 5: They got fourteen new creations from it, including their chicken

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Speaker 5: and waffles, Cheesy garlic, bread biscuits and gravy fried green tomato,

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Speaker 5: and Crispy Taco. Those were all submissions from people who

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Speaker 5: just love chips tomato.

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Speaker 6: Those are so solid?

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Speaker 4: Why have I not purchased those?

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Speaker 5: They're bringing it back through February. This contest so if

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Speaker 5: you want to do it, you can submit your ideas

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Speaker 5: at do us a flavor dot com and the winners

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Speaker 5: are chosen based on votes. Okay, two second place flavors

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Speaker 5: get fifty k. The grand prize gets a million dollars.

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Speaker 4: That's pretty good, all right?

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Speaker 5: So brainstorm time? What flavors can we pitch? And Brook

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Speaker 5: don't say holdy cheeseburger or roadkill rapper. I know what

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Speaker 5: you like to eat?

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Speaker 6: Are you ready?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Lais sour patch kids, potato chips?

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Speaker 6: Whoa sweet sour salty?

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Speaker 5: Brook just wants everything to get candy.

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Speaker 8: I can tell you right now you would make billions

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Speaker 8: of dollars selling those to kids.

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Speaker 2: I'm a soup season guy, so u let's do suit

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Speaker 2: with soup? Rockley cheddar Let's do I.

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Speaker 4: Love the chili cheese freedom? You know it's just close

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Speaker 4: to a soup.

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Speaker 5: I think we need to think about chips like totally

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Speaker 5: differently though, Like here's a flavor. Nobody's doing alcoholic chips.

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Speaker 5: Yea margarita chips is.

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Speaker 2: The equivalent of one shot.

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Speaker 5: Ybby mom is getting smashed during the work time.

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Speaker 2: Can't drive four ships.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna win this money so hard with these ideas.

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Speaker 9: All right, let's.

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Speaker 5: Move on. We're gonna get into the shot colic question

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Speaker 5: of the day. And since Alexis isn't here, she's having

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Speaker 5: a bad reaction to some black market spray tainter, digital

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Speaker 5: Jake is going to fill in for her, and technical

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Speaker 5: director Ashton is going to be running the game once

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Speaker 5: again today, Ashton, don't screw this up.

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Speaker 10: Nobody. Nobody respects radio hosts for good reason. Yeah, all

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Speaker 10: you do is chat all morning about dumb news, stupid

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Speaker 10: dating trends, and weird celebrity gossip. Is that even a

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Speaker 10: real job? But the TV talk show hosts do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: now that's a classy and impressive move, right. It takes

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Speaker 10: real skill to small talk with the celebrity and pretend

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Speaker 4: But what we do is pathetic.

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Speaker 10: Yes, and today just happens to be national TV talk

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Speaker 10: show host ing.

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Speaker 4: That's where we're going.

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Speaker 10: Yes, So to celebrate true talent, we'll be doing a

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Speaker 10: special Name that host Edition.

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Speaker 9: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Only took a two minutes. A good job.

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Speaker 9: Nailed it that, Jake.

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Speaker 10: I'll describe a famous TV talk show hosts that could

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Speaker 10: You just have to correctly name the host to stay

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Speaker 10: in the game. All right, We're gonna start with the

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Speaker 10: man who once beat Ellen DeGeneres in the dance off

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Speaker 9: Y That is.

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Speaker 10: Digital Jake.

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Speaker 9: Powerful.

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Speaker 10: All right, Jake. This TV show host brought diversity and

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Speaker 4: Whoop it up for the doc pound.

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Speaker 9: It's okay, I would have been I would have been

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Speaker 9: little back then, maybe, Jake. I think I'm gonna say

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Speaker 10: That's correct, it was our hall.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole crowd.

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Speaker 11: Mber.

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Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna move on to Brook.

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Speaker 10: Your TV show host is known for his confrontational style

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Speaker 9: Accessnati as a former mayor accent Cincinnati Guys.

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Speaker 1: Five actually since you said that it has to be

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Speaker 1: Jay Leno, right, because I was thinking James Corden at first,

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Speaker 1: but he was definitely not on for twenty years.

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Speaker 9: Confrontational, the waiters British.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of British people.

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Speaker 1: That we have, like you know, if Jay Little has

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Speaker 1: gonna stick with Jay leto incorrect.

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Speaker 10: I'm looking for doctor Phil McGrath.

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Speaker 5: Oh, that's.

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Speaker 10: Jose your next. Host for You to Guess was on

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Speaker 10: TV from nineteen ninety nine to twenty fifteen, and he

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Speaker 10: made a name with his satirical news commentary and political insight.

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Speaker 2: You got this news, which was what were the dates again?

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Speaker 10: Nineteen nine fifteen?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so then that was it Jay's monologue.

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Speaker 4: Come on, you got it?

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Speaker 2: I mean literally things?

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Speaker 12: Oh, editle John Stewart, It was.

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Speaker 9: John Stewart, you got it?

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Speaker 2: Moving on to Jeff.

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Speaker 10: This TV talk show host For You to Guess was

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Speaker 10: a dancing, heartfelt interviewer and gave gifts to all her guests.

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Speaker 2: Who was she dancing?

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Speaker 10: Ellen DeGeneres, Yeah, Ellen DeGeneres, Moving right along, Jake, back

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Speaker 10: to you. This host never shied away from controversial topics

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Speaker 10: from nineteen sixty seven to nineteen ninety six.

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Speaker 2: They were on air.

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Speaker 9: Who was Hee six seven nineteen ninety six.

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Speaker 5: I didn't even know they had television back then, he.

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Speaker 9: Said, audience participation. But that guy who kissed the women

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Speaker 9: on Family Futures? What was his name?

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Speaker 10: Man?

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Speaker 5: The perks of that job?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember.

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Speaker 9: I have no clue right now, I'm gonna guess. I

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Speaker 9: don't know. Regis philbin Ashton, oh Region.

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Speaker 10: I was looking for Phil Donna Hu Jacob Phil Donahue.

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Speaker 10: It's down to Jose and Jeff. Jose, your TV talk

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Speaker 10: show host, was the host of the Tonight Show from

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Speaker 10: nineteen ninety two to two thousand and nine, famous for

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Speaker 10: his monologues and car collection.

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Speaker 9: Who was at Jela?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, excellently, So, Jeff, this is gonna be sunning death.

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Speaker 10: It's between you and Jose. If you get this correct,

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Speaker 10: you are the winner of Today's plenty of twenty, And

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Speaker 10: if you get it wrong, it will go to Jose.

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Speaker 2: So Jeffrey.

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Speaker 10: With segment titles such as Kung Fu, Hillbilly and Cheating

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Speaker 10: with the Stripper Sister, this guy hosted one of the

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Speaker 9: Shows for years?

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Speaker 10: Is this talk?

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Speaker 9: You think that's a man? Ricky could be a girl's name.

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Speaker 9: Sister loved that show.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if he had a daytime talk show,

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Speaker 5: but when I hear like scrippers and what you said,

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Speaker 5: the first name that comes to mind is Howard Stern.

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Speaker 5: Oh did he have a daytime talk show?

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Speaker 4: They did have a TV show for a sex gimme

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Speaker 4: Howard Stern.

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Speaker 9: Our words Stern.

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Speaker 10: I'm so king of the radio, but not looking for him.

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Speaker 10: I'm looking for Jerry Springer. So, Jose, you have one

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Speaker 10: today's edition of right plenty of twenty?

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Speaker 9: How do they do?

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Speaker 10: Jacob? Does this sound good?

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Speaker 5: Six four? Since Jose wins, he gets to choose who

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Speaker 5: to Jeopardy.

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Speaker 12: I was gonna say Brooke, but I think we gotta

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Speaker 12: take advantage of having Jacob.

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Speaker 9: On the Yeah we got interesting.

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Speaker 5: Do you want the lyrics to the Jeopardy theme?

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Speaker 9: I would hope that there aren't any.

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Speaker 5: It's mostly Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Very good.

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Speaker 5: Sounds like a European siren. That's your shock collar question

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Speaker 1: Good work, Ashton, Yes, I feel like he's one step away.

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Speaker 11: I'm hosting a toy frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: You're not going to believe this, but did you know

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Speaker 5: a lot of reality shows get more drama out of

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Speaker 5: their contestants by supplying them with alcohol. Who true, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and that's not their only trick. They'll make them spend

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Speaker 5: twenty four to seven in a tiny little house together.

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Speaker 5: They'll limit their sleep, even surprise them by bringing in

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Speaker 5: a jealous X.

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Speaker 9: And that's.

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Speaker 5: That's why our next segment is primed for good content.

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Speaker 4: Are we going to not be sober?

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Speaker 5: We are all sleep deprived, locked in this tiny studio together,

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Speaker 5: Brooks a little bit tipsy, and one of Jose's exes

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Speaker 5: has been trying to break in the building all morning. Laws.

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Speaker 2: It's scary read.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna tell security to letter through for an extra

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Speaker 5: unhinged edition of What's on Your Mind? It's coming up, Jose.

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Speaker 5: You know, eating a balanced diet means having a cookie

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Speaker 5: in both hands.

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Speaker 6: Oh, that is what it means.

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Speaker 5: Got a balance?

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Speaker 6: Yes, Jeffrey, it's a Brook.

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Speaker 5: And Jeffrey in the morning, and you won't know where

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Speaker 5: our hands are or what's in them while we go

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Speaker 5: around sharing what's happening in our personal lives? What's on

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Speaker 5: your mind? I'm gonna shore your mind. Alexis is out today,

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Speaker 5: but we're going to start things off with Brooke Brook.

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Speaker 5: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you put your fake.

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Speaker 5: Cookie hands down, imaginary cookie. Okay, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 7: Brooke?

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Speaker 8: You know I love to hire anyone who comes to

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Speaker 8: my doorstep. I mean, honestly, I've bought steaks from a

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Speaker 8: random meat cellar.

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Speaker 4: You know, the list goes on.

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Speaker 8: So there's a sweet man who came to my door

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Speaker 8: and wanted to give me an estimate to clean out

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Speaker 8: my gutters.

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Speaker 5: Oh is this some sort of weird euphemism because I'm

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Speaker 5: not liking it.

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Speaker 12: Irish minute, you're.

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Speaker 8: Gonna be seventy five dollars for each side, and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: A week later, my husband's like, hey, we need the

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Speaker 4: gunners clean. I'm like, well, let me tell you.

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Speaker 10: I know a guy.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, I mean I don't really know him. He's

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Speaker 1: And if I don't trust him, he'll leave me his passport.

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Speaker 12: Well, if you didn't know other than this job, I'm

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Speaker 12: So anyway, the other morning, I was supposed to mail

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Speaker 5: Or you can offer to do Brooks gutters and she'll

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Speaker 12: And then I remembered six years ago I had to

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Speaker 2: They're in my jacket pocket.

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Speaker 5: All three of them in your pocket.

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Speaker 4: I told you, have you mailed them yet?

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Speaker 2: Yes, they got mailed out, and I know one of

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Speaker 5: So I'm not really a handy person. Hand z maybe, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'm actually buying stuff to use myself. And recently I

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Speaker 4: Sure he can.

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Speaker 8: My dad hates everyone that works at the big box stores.

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Speaker 6: He's like, you're all idiots.

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Speaker 5: She's like, oh yeah, let me look those up again

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's only one guy who ever knows anything there.

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Speaker 1: You gotta find him, and he doesn't even work there.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't believe how much advice my dad gives when

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Speaker 8: We spend half of our time him talking to other

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Speaker 4: To do something.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and that's the time hiring people to do Brooks gutters.

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Speaker 4: I wish you could come over.

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Speaker 5: That's what's on our minds. Text in seven eight, five

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Speaker 5: nine too, and tell us what's been on yours. It's

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Speaker 5: brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: in the morning. Make sure you follow us on TikTok.

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Speaker 5: By the way at Brook and Jeffrey and we have

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Speaker 5: got some texts coming in I'm gonna read for you.

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Speaker 5: This one says, what's on my mind is that I'm

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Speaker 5: dealing with a sore throat because I had ice cream

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Speaker 4: Think I think you're allergic.

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Speaker 10: I would go.

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Speaker 4: Get a doctor.

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Speaker 5: And by the way, save that for next week segment

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Speaker 5: what's in your throat? This is what's on your mind,

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Speaker 5: So get your body parts right, please.

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Speaker 2: But we do what's in your throat?

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Speaker 11: You do do.

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Speaker 4: It's mostly just Jeffrey talking about.

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Speaker 5: High quality entertainment. Another text says, what's on my mind.

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Speaker 5: I've had a lifelong fear of water and started taking

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Speaker 5: swim lessons over the summer. For you, It's crazy. In

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Speaker 5: I love it so much.

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Speaker 6: That's cool.

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Speaker 5: I just wanted to tell jose and anyone else out

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Speaker 5: there that it really, truly is never too late to

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Speaker 5: of you for it, even though you are in the

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Speaker 4: He listens to this show? You know you pick up

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Speaker 2: I may never learn, but I'll sit on the side

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Speaker 4: Sure you will push you in.

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Speaker 5: The Keep your tax coming in seventy five nights too,

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Speaker 5: and tell us what's been on your mind.

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Kids want to be all different things when they grow up.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Some kids want to be astronauts. Some kids

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Speaker 5: want to dig up dinosaur bones. Some kids want to

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Speaker 6: Peace, get a kids do it?

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Speaker 5: And some kids dream of growing up and appearing as

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Speaker 6: Of the Tinder Wait what Yes, the real dream.

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Speaker 5: If your child is in the car right now, turn

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Speaker 4: So inspirational.

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Speaker 5: This a bunch of good parents listening right now to

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Speaker 5: Battle of the Tender Dates. We're gonna do it? Coming

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Speaker 11: One dating app Then the question is whose love life

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Speaker 11: is more tragic. It's Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 5: It's the dating game show that learned how to French

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Speaker 5: kiss by watching his grandparents.

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Speaker 9: On bridge night. Yes, Battle of the.

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Speaker 5: Tender Dates were two of our listeners square off to

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Speaker 5: meet today's contestants. In this corner, her favorite game to

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Speaker 5: Margarita in the back of the uber. That's why they

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Speaker 4: Okay, guys, oh man, you can be part of my

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Speaker 14: Everyone.

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Speaker 5: Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by

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Speaker 5: We're going back and forth for three rounds until we

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Speaker 11: Let's go all right.

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Speaker 15: So I was laying on the couch as a guy

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's pretty nice. I love when guys.

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Speaker 5: Do you think that was nice?

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Speaker 9: Joy?

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Speaker 5: I thought it was nice.

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Speaker 15: was asking me, He's like, well, let me see yours.

457
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Speaker 15: I want to see you know, like what you do,

458
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Speaker 15: where you go, blah blah blah whatever. I was like,

459
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Speaker 15: all right, fine, I.

460
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Speaker 1: Pulled it up.

461
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 15: He takes up my phone, but he immediately starts searching

462
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Speaker 15: this girl's name.

463
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,080
Speaker 5: Wait what girl?

464
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 6: A different girl?

465
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 15: Yeah, a different girl, that's what I said. And he

466
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 15: had my phone for like, I don't know, probably twenty minutes.

467
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Speaker 14: Oh no, I guess it was his.

468
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 15: Ext and he was literally deep stalking her program.

469
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Speaker 5: Welcome to show you how much prettier you are?

470
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, I wished no.

471
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,879
Speaker 15: It was so strange, and I sat there and I

472
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,679
Speaker 15: was so baffled that I just like let it go

473
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 15: on because I was such in a state of shock.

474
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 15: So it was unreal. And he just completely like ignored

475
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:51,359
Speaker 15: me and then like he.

476
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Speaker 14: Ended up making his own account.

477
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,959
Speaker 8: It was it was actually I do need to follow this.

478
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 4: I didn't realize she had been up to all of.

479
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 5: This stuffy, glacial Rachel, we're over to you.

480
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 14: All right.

481
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 13: So a guy inviting me over for a movie and

482
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 13: said he'd cook, which cute, right for sure? Wow, he

483
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 13: insisting we watched Drassic Park and I'm like, okay, fine, whatever,

484
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 13: great movie. The dinner was dino nugget some points for

485
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 13: like a theme night. But then he helped them up

486
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 13: and made dino noises with them like the entire movie.

487
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Speaker 4: Isn't that how you play with your food?

488
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 5: No, not necessarily where the sounds not accurate to the

489
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 5: dinosaurs that he was making.

490
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Speaker 13: Who knows, But I left after he was making me

491
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Speaker 13: watch his Diyna nuggets like fight each other.

492
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Speaker 1: I think that they only have the t Rex, they're

493
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 1: only there's no other carnivores in the Diyno nugget. Yeah.

494
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Speaker 5: I can't believe you let him go, Rachel. Now Jody

495
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 5: tossing it back your way.

496
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Speaker 15: Yeah, So this guy told me he just got a

497
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Speaker 15: new car and he wanted to pick me up in it,

498
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 15: and you know, like show it, you know, thinking like

499
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 15: a ferrari or a lambo.

500
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Speaker 6: Or something like.

501
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 5: A new civic wound.

502
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 4: That's where my head was.

503
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 2: Jah's got four wheels.

504
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 15: Yeah, so he pulls up to my house. But it's

505
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 15: a party bus. It's not even far.

506
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wait is that his business or did he

507
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: buy it for himself personally?

508
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 11: No?

509
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 15: I guess he's the driver. And it turns out that

510
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 15: he thought it would be a great idea for like

511
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 15: our date night, to drive high schoolers back and forth

512
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 15: to their school dances.

513
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 5: Oh okay, did you actually do it?

514
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: She didn't go.

515
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 15: I mean I went in the bus because at the

516
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 15: beginning I didn't know we were going to be picking up.

517
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 6: Oh no, I don't know.

518
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,439
Speaker 15: And he's like, let's go slow dance. But they wouldn't

519
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 15: want to say it was awful, don't.

520
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: That has to be the most embarrassing moment of your life.

521
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 5: Rachel, that's going to be tough to top.

522
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 13: Al Right, So this guy invited me to a showy

523
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 13: It was a surprise, And so I go to the address.

524
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 13: It's a house, okay, And there are signs pointing around

525
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 13: the backyard to like go there, And so I go

526
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 13: there and it's him plus nine of his friends, all

527
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 13: shirtless wrestling each other some oil too, and then each

528
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 13: of his friends had also brought a tender girl, so

529
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 13: they had themselves an audience.

530
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 5: Some girls.

531
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Speaker 1: The parents finally decided they didn't want to go and

532
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: watch any Why are.

533
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 5: We liking all of Rachel's ex guys so far? A

534
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 5: lot of fun the third and final round. We need

535
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 5: your best stories here, lady. So roady Jody hit us.

536
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 15: With it into this amusement park for a date and

537
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 15: it was super busy. It was like the highest summer.

538
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 15: Everyone was on vacation and it was like crazy, right,

539
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 15: So we were waiting in line, and obviously all the

540
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 15: lines are like an hour, hour and a half long,

541
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 15: super long. And we waited, and right as we got

542
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 15: into the front of the line, he stepped out of

543
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 15: the line and he's like, wasn't that fun? I hate

544
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 15: roller coasters, but I love waiting in lines.

545
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 13: And I'm like, what.

546
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 6: Psychopath?

547
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 5: Did he have his hands up going.

548
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 11: Through?

549
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 4: Isn't that fun?

550
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 2: We just stood here for exit at the end of

551
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Speaker 2: every line.

552
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 5: Wow, glacier Rachel, last chance?

553
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 13: All right? So I went to a nice steakhouse with

554
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 13: this guy. It was great until he ordered a meal

555
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 13: to go, which I like, maybe he wants some lunchmrow.

556
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 13: I don't know sure, so I asked him what it

557
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 13: was four and he was like, no, it's actually the

558
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 13: deal I have with my wife. But what he can

559
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 13: go on a date as long as he brings her

560
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 13: back a big dinner?

561
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, that's not gonna be a deal

562
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: in my marriage.

563
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 2: Do you have a husband any device?

564
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 5: We heard the final belt that means matches over judges.

565
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 5: Let's score this, alexis who you're voting for?

566
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 13: Roady Jody for slow dancing on a party bus for

567
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 13: Jody Brooks.

568
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: God, that wife with the leftover's got me though, I'm

569
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: gonna go glacial Rachel.

570
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 2: All this has been a no doubt or it's all

571
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 2: roady Jody.

572
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 3: Baby congratulation.

573
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,199
Speaker 5: It's roady Jody. You are our guaranteed left swipe of

574
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 5: the weed. As a prize, Brook will now recommend one

575
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 5: of her homeless ex boyfriends for you to date. Who

576
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 5: is it?

577
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 9: Brook?

578
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 4: Brian was always a cutie.

579
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 5: Oh he still has most of his teeth. Good luck

580
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 5: with that, Jody text in seven eighty five nine two

581
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 5: if you want up here on the next edition of

582
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Speaker 5: Battle of the Tinder Dates, we got your phone tap coming.

583
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 11: Up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

584
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Speaker 5: In today's phone tap, we call the owner of a

585
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Speaker 5: pet grooming place. She recently hired a marketing firm because

586
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 5: her business has been growing. Sure, she wanted to update

587
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 5: her website, maybe out a catchy slogan or too, and

588
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 5: just freshened. And her husband thought it'd be a great

589
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 5: idea for us to be that creative agency. So not

590
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 5: sure if she's gonna love the slogans, but they are

591
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 5: unique in your phone town right now.

592
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 14: Hello, groomed?

593
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, groomed is how you say it, like every time

594
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 3: you enter.

595
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 15: The phone, it's groomed.

596
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 9: How can I help you?

597
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 5: Oh?

598
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 3: I guess that is the way you say it. Whatever.

599
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 12: Okay, my name is Julius. I was assigned to do

600
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 12: your ads for your pet grooming business. I'm calling from

601
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Speaker 12: Pet Media and Marketing.

602
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 14: Oh hi, Julius.

603
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 7: I'm so glad to talk to you.

604
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 3: Most people are anyways.

605
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Speaker 12: Can I just tell you how excited I am to

606
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 12: do a project like this.

607
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 14: Yay, I'm so glad I need your help. So that's great.

608
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 12: Yeah, you do more than you know what anyway, I

609
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 12: have a cat named Cleveland.

610
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 3: I just took into my groomer to get a whisk

611
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 3: correct to me?

612
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 14: Did you say correct to me?

613
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 5: Yeah?

614
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 14: I haven't heard of that. When that's weird. I'm a groomer.

615
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 3: You don't know.

616
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 12: It's where you dye their whiskers pink and you shape

617
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 12: them like lightning bolts.

618
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 3: Super fierce cat. Oh it's not painful at all. Are

619
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 3: you kidding me?

620
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 12: You should see their smiles and their struts. Oh the confidence.

621
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Speaker 12: I'll just go through the roof because you're to a hunt.

622
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 14: Where did you get that done?

623
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Speaker 3: Beverly Hills?

624
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 12: I see Okay, now you see that, and that's why

625
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 12: I'm perfect to work on your account.

626
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 14: I'm not sure if you've seen the whibsite. I'm you're

627
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 14: looking for something simple.

628
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 12: I did see it, and that's the problem when you

629
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 12: get you out of the nineties, out of America online

630
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 12: or whatever, dial up and we need to update your slogan.

631
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 14: Sorry, I I didn't think it was that bad.

632
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 7: I just feel like we need a refresher.

633
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 12: Let's refresh then, okay, close your eyes, they're okay good.

634
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 12: Now imagine print billboard, bus stop benches, all of them

635
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 12: with this on, it will make your pet looks so

636
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 12: good they'll need to swipe right rare.

637
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 14: I mean, I gne't how that's contemporary, but it's really

638
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 14: not in line with our brand.

639
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 12: Well, according to your pause, it took your breath away,

640
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 12: so it took you like two and a half seconds

641
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 12: to even like say anything.

642
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 14: Well, I wasn't even sure how to react. That's why

643
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 14: I was waiting.

644
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 3: Well, react to this, because this one's even better.

645
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,239
Speaker 12: For real, we'll get your pet hot and bothered and

646
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 12: I said fur and they'll be spelled fu r.

647
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 3: Maybe two ours.

648
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 14: I think this is not a good match. We're a

649
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 14: family friendly kind of place.

650
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 4: Excuse me?

651
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 3: Are you saying that I'm not family friendly?

652
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 14: What I'm saying is we need to be fun. But yeah,

653
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 14: but I don't want people thinking their cat has to

654
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 14: be on Tinder or something.

655
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 12: Well why also, kitties need to get groomed if they

656
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 12: don't want to look good for the other kitkats come.

657
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 14: Kit cats sometimes, right, I don't think that's what we're

658
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 14: going after.

659
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 12: Oh fine, okay, right, Look, it's always a challenge to

660
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 12: work with new clients.

661
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 3: Like you, but look, I can adjust. I'm flexible. Thankfully

662
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 3: for me.

663
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 7: Excuse me?

664
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 5: Okay, so how.

665
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 3: About this, this is my personal faith.

666
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 12: Get your pet fresh, groomed and ready to strut their stuff,

667
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 12: no pants required.

668
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 14: Okay, I feel like you're not listening to me. I

669
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 14: don't want it to sound like the pets are dating

670
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 14: each other or no, you don't understand romantic or anything.

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Speaker 3: It's a joke.

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00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 12: Cats don't wear pants, So like, are you do not

673
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 12: have like a good sense of.

674
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Speaker 3: Humor or what?

675
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,479
Speaker 14: Excuse me?

676
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 12: Actually Cleveland does. I did buy them some bedazzled pants.

677
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 12: They're Balenciaga.

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Speaker 11: You know what.

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Speaker 14: I've got clients waiting, Julius.

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Speaker 3: Oh you have a meeting? Oh so do I'm in

681
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Speaker 3: the middle of it right now. Are you are someone

682
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Speaker 3: trying to hang up on me?

683
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Speaker 13: I appreciate you trying to be creative with it, but

684
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 13: I don't you think this is a good match.

685
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 11: Oh?

686
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 3: I see you want boring?

687
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 12: No, okay, well then let me come up with something

688
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 12: like suit boring.

689
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 3: What about radio?

690
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,479
Speaker 12: Oh you're on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

691
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 12: in the morning, like just stupid boring stuff.

692
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 3: Hey, you bring phone calls all the time? They're not

693
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 3: even that funny.

694
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 12: What I should tell you this is actually jose from

695
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 12: that stupid radio show.

696
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone

697
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: tap on you.

698
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh. Uh okay, that explains a lot.

699
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, your husband Eric actually set you up.

700
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 12: He said you hired a marketing firm to help you

701
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 12: update your pet grooming brand.

702
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: You said you've been waiting to hear some ideas.

703
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 7: Oh, oh my.

704
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 14: God, Oh my life was passing before my eyes. I

705
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 14: was like, oh no, how do I say no to

706
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 14: this guy?

707
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 5: Oh you don't.

708
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 12: No one says no to me anyway. So when are

709
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 12: we gonna start getting those pugmentations going?

710
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 11: Huh?

711
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 12: I got a lot of good life per section. Oh

712
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 12: we need to rebrand you girl.

713
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 14: Oh no, we're changing my whole business model.

714
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 12: Oh my god, just wait till we come up with

715
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 12: the botox cat litter box.

716
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 3: We're gonna be so much girl.

717
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 11: Wake up every morning on the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey

718
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 11: in the Morning.

719
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 5: We've been covering dating trends for literally over a decade

720
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 5: on this show. Long time, and the more we get

721
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 5: into them, the more unhinged, untethered and ridiculous they seem

722
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 5: to get. That's how we like it. Yeah, And if

723
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 5: you need an example of how weird it's actually getting,

724
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 5: look no further than today's call, when a beautiful woman

725
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 5: asked our listener to purposely take her out on a

726
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 5: date she would hate. Oh okay, why on earth would

727
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 5: she want that? And why would he agree to actually

728
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 5: do it? Yes, he says, when you hear what the

729
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 5: trend is, it's all gonna make sense. You're gonna hear

730
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 5: your second date update right after this second date update.

731
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 5: Some guys feel this way. I know I do. But

732
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 5: as a man, if a person on a dating side

733
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 5: ever approaches me and is very forward and direct in

734
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 5: their pursuit, that's up alarms. It's funny because it's like, boy,

735
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 5: this person must be really messed up if they actually

736
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 5: want me.

737
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: Well, actually, yeah, actually, now that you like pinpoint it

738
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: to just you and me in the red flag.

739
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 5: Actually did they lose a bet or something? Am I

740
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 5: being lured and do a trap of some sort? What

741
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 5: is going on with you? But for our listener, damon,

742
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 5: he looked right past those blaring alarms and went forward

743
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 5: with a different type of date, a date he says

744
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 5: he's never been on before in his life and he's

745
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 5: gone on a lot, so damon, welcome to the show.

746
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 5: What type of date was it?

747
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 14: So?

748
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 7: I was on a dating app with this girl, Marissa,

749
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 7: and she called it a contradictory date.

750
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 5: Contradictory date, what is that date?

751
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 4: You eat dessert and then you work out?

752
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 5: It was weird.

753
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 7: I had no idea what I was getting into, and

754
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 7: she told me it's kind of like the person and

755
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 7: the type of date that you would normally not go on.

756
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 7: So it's counter through what you're using.

757
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 6: So is she telling you a little offensive to you?

758
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, because basically she's saying you're not my type.

759
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 7: So that's the thing, is like, Yeah, it was kind

760
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 7: of like a backhanded compliment. She was like, nothing about

761
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 7: your profile really speaks to me, but.

762
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 10: I'll try.

763
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: But I mean I could see where like, you've been

764
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: doing the same thing for so long and you're like,

765
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: it's not working on.

766
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 6: These apps, so let me do they good?

767
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, maybe what she's saying isn't that like you're bad,

768
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 5: It's that I have bad taste, so I need to switch.

769
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 6: It also feels icky.

770
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, Well she did say that I was cute,

771
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 7: so I took that as a good side.

772
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 2: Something she's like a dad.

773
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 4: Usually I go with hot muscular, but.

774
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's like going for a person who're not

775
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 5: normally going for And what was the other part of

776
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 5: a contradictory date.

777
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,479
Speaker 7: Well, it was like going for a person but also

778
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 7: going four experiences. And her friends apparently told her about

779
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 7: this type of date and she was like, screw it,

780
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 7: I'll try it. And apparently she was like would I

781
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 7: be up for this? And I was like, sure, that

782
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 7: sounds interesting experimental? Why not?

783
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: Well there?

784
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, like did she explain what was contradicting?

785
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 12: Like you said, the date itself was even the activity

786
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 12: activity is supposed.

787
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 7: To be different exactly, So I guess. I mean, like

788
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 7: from her profile and from her photos and everything, it

789
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 7: looked like she was like a really outdoorsy type of person.

790
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 7: And don't get me wrong, I like going out, but

791
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 7: when I'm going out, I like to do more like

792
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 7: urban exploration stuff and go to like bars. Yeah exactly, Well.

793
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 5: You want to have five bars on your phone signal

794
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 5: wherever you're going to me.

795
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,919
Speaker 4: So what did you guys end up doing?

796
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, we went out to a bar. We went out

797
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 7: to a pool hall, I know.

798
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: And Okay, you like okay, yeah, so it was something

799
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: new for.

800
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 7: Really yeah, yeah, because she was like, I want to

801
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 7: do stuff that I don't normally do.

802
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 4: Well, maybe she's not calling you back because she hated it.

803
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 7: No, no, no, she seemed to enjoy it. And it's

804
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 7: weird too, because she was like, do something you would

805
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 7: normally do, and I would normally go and play pool

806
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 7: at this pool hall with my friends, and so she

807
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 7: was like, you should also invite your friends so I

808
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 7: can like get to know them and everything. And I

809
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 7: was like, sure, for a first day, it was weird.

810
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 7: I mean, don't get me wrong, like that's not how

811
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 7: I play it. But at the same time, like she

812
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 7: was gung ho about it.

813
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, oh my god, what

814
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: were your friend's reactions when you told them what they

815
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: were meeting you up and meeting up with you for?

816
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 7: I mean before the date, they were like, oh my gosh,

817
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 7: she's gonna be a catfish or whatever. And then when

818
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 7: we got there, and when she got there and we

819
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 7: were all playing pool and we were all getting a long,

820
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 7: they kind of pulled me aside. They were like, dude,

821
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 7: she's actually really hot.

822
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 5: So did the friends sign up approval?

823
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 14: Yeah? Exactly.

824
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 7: And so at this first point, I was like, you know,

825
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 7: speaking of a contradictory date, and every thing I was

826
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 7: I was kind of like, usually on one of my

827
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 7: dates at this point, I would have gotten a second

828
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 7: base by now. So you should contradict yourself.

829
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 5: If you want to do stuff that you normally don't do, you.

830
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 4: Should start kissing.

831
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 5: That's that's funny.

832
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 2: Did she did?

833
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 5: She did?

834
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 10: Laugh?

835
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 4: Okay, but she didn't kiss you right then?

836
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:20,479
Speaker 14: No?

837
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 7: No, no, no, not at all.

838
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 5: Okay, so was that the whole date? You guys just

839
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 5: did beer and pool with your buddies.

840
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 7: Well no, So she was actually asking me, like what

841
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 7: do you normally do from here? And the game was on?

842
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 7: So we went to a sports bar and we're drinking

843
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 7: and watching college football.

844
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure she asked you normally do with your friends,

845
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: not what you normally do on a date.

846
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 7: I mean she was trying to like kind of get

847
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 7: out of her comfort zone.

848
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 3: Got it.

849
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 7: So she was like, how do you normally hang? How

850
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 7: do you normally chill? And we can turn that into

851
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 7: a date.

852
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 5: Okay, So maybe it's like a Lexus said, it's a

853
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 5: fun night with the but nothing necessarily romantic unless I

854
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 5: don't know how did it end?

855
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 7: So I told her, I mean, you know, at that point,

856
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 7: I was like, I tell you what, this isn't over.

857
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 7: You owe me at this point. How about I get

858
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 7: a contradictory date and I will do all of the

859
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 7: things that are outside of my comfort zone and more

860
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 7: within your realm.

861
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 6: I love that. I mean that's cute.

862
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 14: Try to leave it open.

863
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I've been texting her only like once or twice.

864
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 7: I'm not trying to be like super pushy about it.

865
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 4: Once or twice an hour.

866
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 12: I feel like at least you gave her the out, Like,

867
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 12: even if she had a bad date, she can drag

868
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 12: you on a bad date next.

869
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 4: Like now, it's if you have one bad date who

870
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,240
Speaker 4: doesn't want another life.

871
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 7: Honestly, I would love a bad date with her.

872
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 5: Okay, let's talk to her, get her on the phone,

873
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 5: and try to convince her to take you on the

874
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 5: absolute worst date of your entire life when you come

875
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 5: back for a second date. Update right after that second date.

876
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 5: Update if you're just joining us, We've been talking to

877
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 5: Damon about his contradictory date with Marissa, which is a

878
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 5: new thing that we just learned about where you go

879
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 5: out with someone you normally wouldn't go for and do

880
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 5: activities you normally wouldn't do.

881
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 4: Oh man, that's a lot of woodn'ts there?

882
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: You know?

883
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 4: Like maybe we just do the one, not both.

884
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 5: Well, like if we were to do that on our show,

885
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 5: jose would run a five ka, well he'd walk it, yeah,

886
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 5: not even he can uber eats guy to do it

887
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 5: for you, And Alexis would go out with an American

888
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,959
Speaker 5: man to a comedy pun off.

889
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 8: I can't think about, Oh my god, a pun offer.

890
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 5: Oh no. So but our listener Damon was challenged to

891
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 5: do that go on a contradictory date with Marissa and

892
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 5: that consisted of her drinking beers, playing pool, and watching

893
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 5: football because she normally doesn't do any of that.

894
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, do you regret, Damon?

895
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: If because I know now you want her to take

896
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: you out doing stuff you don't normally do.

897
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 4: Like maybe you should have started.

898
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: With that, you know what I'm saying, Like the first

899
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: date should have been all about things she likes that

900
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: you have never done.

901
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 6: Well, it's too late now.

902
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 5: Try to read through the pity of what she just said.

903
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 5: Do you feel like maybe you could have done a

904
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 5: better job.

905
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 7: I mean, don't get it wrong, like that is a

906
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 7: smart idea. I would have gone with that. But at

907
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 7: the same time, she was the one that kind of

908
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 7: came at me with this notion that's has egged on

909
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Speaker 7: by her friends.

910
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 14: So I like.

911
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 5: That if she didn't like any part of the date,

912
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 5: when we call her, were just like, Hey, that's your fault.

913
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 5: You wanted this, you brought it.

914
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 4: Upon yourself, blame your friends.

915
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 7: Yes, I wouldn't throw it in her face like that.

916
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 5: Well I will. You don't have to that guy. I'm

917
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 5: gonna call her right now and we're gonna make her

918
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 5: feel bad if she didn't.

919
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 4: Have a good Is that what we're gonna do.

920
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 5: Well, we'll convince her to take you on the worst

921
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 5: date ever. That was what you want, the worst date ever.

922
00:40:59,480 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 11: Let's go.

923
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 5: Okay, let's make you hate this. We're going to do it.

924
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 5: Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Marissa? Hey Marissa,

925
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 5: I think that you think you said? Yes?

926
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, she did, she said it is.

927
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 5: Your phone's not great, But Marissa, you're on the radio

928
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 5: right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

929
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,240
Speaker 5: the morning.

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00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 14: Hi, what's happening right now?

931
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 5: What's happening is a segment that we do on the

932
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 5: show called the second Date Update.

933
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 6: Hey you're on the show.

934
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 4: Congratulations show.

935
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't know trying to be positive, Jeff.

936
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 5: It's not coming through. Sounds very sarcastic, but no, we are.

937
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 4: We're all I'm not going to try anymore.

938
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 5: That's the spirit broke anyway, Marissa. We actually are excited

939
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 5: to talk to you because we've spoke earlier to a

940
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 5: guy that you went on a date with named Damon.

941
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 14: Oh Man, we'd.

942
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 4: Say somebody else's name.

943
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 2: Got excited at first.

944
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 14: I don't know what I was. I was hoping. You

945
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 14: guys have caught me so off guard.

946
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 4: Okay, that's okay. I mean maybe you're just kind of

947
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 4: taking it all in.

948
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, we're contacting you for a good reason because

949
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 5: Damon said he had a really nice time with you.

950
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 5: He actually told us about the whole idea, which we

951
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 5: thought was really interesting. You wanted to do a contradictory date.

952
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is kind of silly. We heard about it.

953
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: It was interesting.

954
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: I mean I got to say good for you for

955
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 1: proposing this and telling him you're not someone I would

956
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: normally go for, and then having him still agree to

957
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: a date.

958
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 14: I felt so bad saying it, but you know, I

959
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 14: wanted to be upfront with him, right.

960
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: Was it insulted at all? He was actually really excited

961
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: about you know how different you were.

962
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 5: We're just trying to get a vibe of like, what

963
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 5: did you think about your contradictory date? Did you have

964
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 5: a good time?

965
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 11: I actually did.

966
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 14: Have a good time. I mean, this was not my idea, right.

967
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 14: It was my friends who suggested it. I thought they

968
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 14: were insane, but clearly what I was doing wasn't working

969
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 14: for me anyway. So I was like, Okay, we'll just

970
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 14: try something. And it was probably the most relaxed date

971
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 14: I've ever been on.

972
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 6: Well that's that's great news.

973
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 14: Normally, like it was hanging out, it was watching sports,

974
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 14: it was you know, going to bars, and like, you know, oh.

975
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,919
Speaker 4: My gosh, wait were your friends right?

976
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 1: Was this like something to get you out of your

977
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: comfort zone and find somebody you actually like?

978
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 14: Yeah? I mean I didn't want it to be right,

979
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 14: Oh my.

980
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 5: God, wait it, but you did have a good time.

981
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 14: I'm like embarrassed to say that I did have a

982
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 14: good time.

983
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 5: Why aren't you calling Damon back? If you guys had

984
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 5: a blast together.

985
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 4: What's embarrassing about it?

986
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 14: Well, he is normally not not my type. That's not

987
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 14: something that I've ever done before. I feel like we

988
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 14: just like leapt to the like the third date, you know,

989
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 14: where you just get to hang out, you know what

990
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 14: I mean. It was so it was so chill and

991
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 14: it was so comfortable, and I don't know what to

992
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 14: do with that. That's like not what I'm used to.

993
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,479
Speaker 14: You know, it.

994
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 4: Freaks you out that you are so comfortable with him?

995
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 4: Is that what you're getting to?

996
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 14: Yeah? I guess Okay, does that sound crazy?

997
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 5: So now you want to go back to your normal.

998
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 4: Type the ones that make are really uncomfortable.

999
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: On edge and you're not having fun or everything you

1000
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: feel like yourself?

1001
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 14: Well, well, when you put it that way, it doesn't

1002
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 14: sound so good.

1003
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,959
Speaker 5: Doesn't that sounds like what you're saying you want?

1004
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 14: Isn't that what dating should be?

1005
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 11: No? What?

1006
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 5: Well, like, yes, for a little bit, I don't think so.

1007
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: I I think that when you meet somebody that you

1008
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: feel more yourself with than anyone else, then that's a

1009
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: sign that that could be it like, that could be

1010
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: the person.

1011
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 4: You're supposed to be with.

1012
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 6: I don't know about forever, but at least for right now.

1013
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 14: You saying that actually scarcely a lot.

1014
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 5: Why are you scaring the women on the floor, we're

1015
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 5: talking about them.

1016
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 2: Feeling good just because you like rush into anything.

1017
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, for like two years and we're still not doing.

1018
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 5: If you want to feel like uncomfortable and like you

1019
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 5: don't know what's going on, then let me do this

1020
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 5: to you and surprise you by telling you Damon has

1021
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 5: been secretly listening to this conversation wanting to talk to you.

1022
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 5: Doesn't that you out?

1023
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 7: So it sounds like you were shocked that you had

1024
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 7: such a good time with me.

1025
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I didn't expect to, but I did. I mean,

1026
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 14: like nothing in my body, he says, like I should

1027
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 14: have had a good time, but I I mean, I've

1028
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 14: kind of been thinking about you, which is weird.

1029
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 5: Damon, You're making her feel too comfortable.

1030
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm kind of blushing on my end. I mean,

1031
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 7: I'm glad I've made you feel good. I'm sorry that

1032
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 7: apparently other dates haven't made you feel good, or that.

1033
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 4: She doesn't like to feel good.

1034
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 5: She doesn't want to, she doesn't want to enjoy your time.

1035
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 4: Scared of good?

1036
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 14: Oh boy, boy, you are so cute?

1037
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 7: Are you opening to feel more good in the future,

1038
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 7: because I, like I said at the end of our date,

1039
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 7: I'm down to have a contradictory date the other way around.

1040
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 6: You you just tell him to treat you poorly all

1041
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 6: night long.

1042
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 14: Because that would definitely make me feel more comfortable if

1043
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 14: you could.

1044
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 6: One of my sure friends. As the shirt says, don't

1045
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 6: be mean it turns me on.

1046
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, damon, are you capable of that? Can you be

1047
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 5: the opposite of what you normally are?

1048
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 7: I mean, that would be way outside my own comfort zone,

1049
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 7: and that's not exactly what I had in mind for

1050
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 7: a contradictory date, but that's what she's into.

1051
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,479
Speaker 2: It's different on.

1052
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 5: That awesome, It is possible, like Brooks said that, maybe

1053
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 5: there's a chance you two are just made for each

1054
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 5: other opposite.

1055
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 2: They do say that, so this contradiction thing may be.

1056
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 5: Onto something makes me sick to say it. But yeah,

1057
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 5: you guys sound cute, and that's contradictory to everything that

1058
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 5: I believe in. So yeah, I mean, this is disgusting.

1059
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 5: So I yam, I want to get off the phone

1060
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 5: with these two.

1061
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 7: I wasn't wondering, I'm wondering if Maris has been out

1062
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 7: with you before, mister.

1063
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 5: I mean, she's not my type, so yeah, probably she

1064
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 5: likes him.

1065
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 11: Now.

1066
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 5: Anyway, Look, we want to send you guys out on

1067
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 5: another day. That's the whole reason that we called you, Marissa.

1068
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 5: We will pay for it if you say yes.

1069
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 4: If you don't say yes, I'm gonna call all your girlfriends.

1070
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 4: I'm gonna let them know listeners.

1071
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 14: Oh my god, all my girlfriends are going to start

1072
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 14: dating this way. This is going to be crazy. I

1073
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 14: think they would kill me if I if I said no.

1074
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 14: That's right, Gamon, I would like to go on another

1075
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 14: date with you.

1076
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 5: It's so cute, it's disgustingly beautiful. Congratulations too.

1077
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 7: I'm so excited to go on the worst date of

1078
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 7: my life.

1079
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 14: I will do whatever I can to make it terrible.

1080
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 4: This is a come we needed.

1081
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, rook Jeffrey in the morning.

1082
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 5: Was that the most sweetest, touching second date update we've

1083
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 5: done all year? Yes?

1084
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 6: And my soul needed that so good. Look, there's hope

1085
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 6: for love out there. People don't give up.

1086
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 4: Try something new, try something different.

1087
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 6: You can do it right.

1088
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 5: Tell me you don't want to hear a Part three

1089
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 5: from these two get an update update. I don't know

1090
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 5: if I could stomach it.

1091
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 4: Unless they go on the second date and it's terrible.

1092
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 4: Ye heartbroken.

1093
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 2: I want to know is that she gonna have just

1094
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 2: as much fun as he.

1095
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 5: This is just making all of our single listeners feel

1096
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 5: bad listening to stuff like this.

1097
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 6: Did you give him hope?

1098
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 5: Nobody wants hope?

1099
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 6: Yes, jeff wants.

1100
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1101
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 5: Well, if you do have any hope left, yikes. But

1102
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 5: you can always email the show. We'll call that person

1103
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 5: who's not calling you back. Go check out all of

1104
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 5: our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and.

1105
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 11: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1106
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 5: Gen Z is going full Granny. It's Brook and Jeffrey

1107
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 5: in the Morning. Because what happens when people get old.

1108
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 5: They moved south in search of warmer climates.

1109
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, jo, I can't take the North.

1110
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 5: They live in Florida to sit on the beach and

1111
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 5: play shovel board and swap partners at their loofa parties.

1112
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 5: Well now, gen Z is following Granny and Grandpa's lead

1113
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 5: with a new trend called glowbirding.

1114
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 6: Glowbirding have you heard.

1115
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 5: About this now?

1116
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 4: But are we vacationing somewhere because I'm in.

1117
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 5: It's a twist on snowbirding, where you spend the cold

1118
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 5: winter months in a warm southern location. But this is

1119
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 5: glowbirding because you're moving to Cobo for three months to

1120
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 5: prioritize your mental health.

1121
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 4: Oh god, whoa what is gen Z doing that they

1122
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 4: can afford to.

1123
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 2: Do things country?

1124
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 5: I don't know if they can afford it, but they're

1125
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 5: doing it, okay, because a lot of Zoomers work remotely,

1126
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 5: so that means they can go travel south for a

1127
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 5: few months because they shouldn't have to suffer through the

1128
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 5: cold weather. No, that's bad for your mental health. They

1129
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 5: need to move to Abiza and drink my ties for

1130
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 5: their wellness.

1131
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 12: And these are like first jobs, right, yes, okay, just checking.

1132
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, honestly, I'm jealous.

1133
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: That is the only reason I'm angry about it, because

1134
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: I wish.

1135
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 12: My first job was subway sandwiches, and so I'm imagining

1136
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 12: they're working in a subway on the beach at Gaba.

1137
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 4: You're just sign zoom.

1138
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 5: Put the six inch YEA goddess, a gen Zer named

1139
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 5: Gabby put it this way. Quote, it isn't just like

1140
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 5: traveling for traveling sake. It's a comprehensive approach to a healthier,

1141
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 5: balanced lifestyle. Yeah, it's work, Okay, don't make it sound easy.

1142
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 4: I feel like they're winning.

1143
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: It's when you hear someone living awesomely and you're like,

1144
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: they can't do that, that's impossible, And then.

1145
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 8: You're like, but I wanted to totally wrong.

1146
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 5: Nothing is stopping you from going and moving away for

1147
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 5: three months.

1148
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 4: This radio show.

1149
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:47,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of hard.

1150
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 5: Who cares? Right now? Some of the popular globe birding

1151
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 5: spots are Phoenix, Scottsdale, Palm Springs, Hilton Head, Puerto Rico,

1152
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 5: and even Portugal. I'm just saying, Brook, leave the family

1153
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 5: here and go off for like three months in the winter.

1154
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 4: I leave without my kid.

1155
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 5: Yes, it's for your mental health. Yes. Laser Stories coming

1156
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 5: up right after this. It's the radio segment that started

1157
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 5: the hot new cosmetic trend. You've heard of unibrows. Now

1158
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:29,879
Speaker 5: Hollywood's all about unirears. No combining your backside from two

1159
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 5: cheeks into one giant.

1160
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's amazing. No butt crack here.

1161
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 5: Brook just booked an appointment for her husband thanks to

1162
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 5: Laser Stories.

1163
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.

1164
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 5: Looks so good. The segment where we read weird news

1165
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 5: stories around the glove, just like everyone else does, except

1166
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 5: we've got a laser and those other monogiachts just don't.

1167
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of Florida. Your twelve

1168
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 5: year old niece isn't the only one who would lie

1169
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 5: and steel to see Taylor Swift. I think a lot

1170
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 5: of Yeah. Recently, a forty four year old man got

1171
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 5: arrested for posing as a security guard to get into

1172
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 5: a show near Miami.

1173
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: I know, I gotta give him credit, especially like this

1174
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: time of year when those Halloween costumes.

1175
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 5: Yea, his name is Ivan Marriotti.

1176
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,919
Speaker 4: It sounds like a bodyguard, total security guard.

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00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 6: You know, it's a scary name.

1178
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 5: Actual security guards called the police after they saw him

1179
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 5: down near the floor area. Wow pretty good seats if

1180
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 5: you ask me.

1181
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 4: Caught him.

1182
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 5: He was on stage.

1183
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 2: Ye wait a minute, he needed.

1184
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: To do a ditch the friendship bracelet before he put

1185
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: on a security uniform.

1186
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 5: He was in a suit with a badge around his neck.

1187
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 5: And when he was questioned, he told the cops he'd

1188
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 5: been hired by four women to escort them to the

1189
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 5: Era's tour show, but he didn't have a ticket.

1190
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 4: That might actually be true.

1191
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 5: Still, well, cops talked to the women who confirmed they

1192
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 5: did pay him to drive them there, but they didn't

1193
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 5: hire him for security, and they did not know why

1194
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 5: he had a badge. He's listed as a ride share

1195
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 5: driver in the police He.

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00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 6: Just got too excited, you know, they're in the in

1197
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 6: the uber.

1198
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,439
Speaker 1: They're so excited, and he's like, oh my god, wait,

1199
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 1: am I missing something.

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00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1201
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 5: He's now facing charges for impersonating an officer and interfering

1202
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 5: with an entertainment event. He is not facing charges for

1203
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 5: being a closet swifty, which is punishable with death by glitter.

1204
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 6: Because why would you closet your swifty hood? Yeah, that

1205
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 6: should always be out.

1206
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 4: In the open.

1207
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of Star Guard, Poland.

1208
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 5: A man was driving down the highway when he was

1209
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 5: surprised by a white sheet that fluttered onto his car windshield,

1210
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 5: the ghost. So he pulled over and stopped, only to

1211
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 5: push it away and see a dead body lying in

1212
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 5: the road. So you're kind of right, probably ghost over

1213
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 5: that body?

1214
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 1: Please tell me it was it was run over by here,

1215
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: the man in front of the car.

1216
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 5: Well, that's what he originally thought. He thought he hit

1217
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 5: the person but turned out not to be the case. Apparently,

1218
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 5: a funeral home was transporting a corpse when it fell

1219
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 5: out of the hearson into traffic.

1220
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,359
Speaker 6: I told you to lock the back door.

1221
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 5: A photo of the body circulated around local media, forcing

1222
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 5: the funeral home to take accountability.

1223
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1224
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 5: Here was their public statement. It is with deep regret

1225
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 5: that we inform you that because of a faulty electric

1226
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 5: tailgate lock, an unfortunate event occurred which the body of

1227
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 5: a deceased person held up traffic. They feel bad for

1228
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 5: the traffic. That's the biggest problem, they continued, saying, this

1229
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,760
Speaker 5: is the first and only time a body has fallen

1230
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 5: out of our hearse.

1231
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 4: You mean that we got caught.

1232
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 5: It does not reflect the high standards of our company.

1233
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 5: Our deepest sympathies have been relayed towards the families. I

1234
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 5: wonder what that phone call was like, Yeah.

1235
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,240
Speaker 1: Waiting at the gravesite for them, and like it comes

1236
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 1: with some skid marks.

1237
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 2: We need to do make up against.

1238
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 5: Yeah sure this next Laser stories out of Halloween Headquarters,

1239
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 5: a group of registered dietitians just released a list of

1240
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 5: the healthiest Halloween candies out there.

1241
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, I love good news.

1242
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 5: These are the healthy ist doesn't mean that they are healthy.

1243
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 6: All I hear is health okay.

1244
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 5: Number one on the list is peanut Eminem's because has

1245
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 5: multiple components like peanuts, and you're getting just a little

1246
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:43,919
Speaker 5: more substance than simply corn, syrup and sugar. Those beat

1247
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 5: out Reese's, Peanut Buttercups and Snickers.

1248
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 1: Are you saying the other two are still on the

1249
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 1: top three list because those.

1250
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 5: Were high up on the list Peanuts or peanut elements

1251
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,919
Speaker 5: to them also caramel. Well, Reese's have about the same

1252
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 5: amount of fiber, they do have a whole lot more sugar,

1253
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 5: and Snicks actually contain no fiber, has only one gram

1254
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 5: of protein compared to Eminem's with a whopping two grams

1255
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,720
Speaker 5: of prote double.

1256
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 4: That's how I hear that.

1257
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 5: Wow, If chocolate isn't your thing, though, the study says

1258
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 5: smarties are way better for you than sour Patch Kids.

1259
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 5: Interesting Smarties contain just twenty five calories and six grams

1260
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 5: of sugar, while sour Patch Kids hit at one hundred

1261
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 5: and ten cows and twenty four grams of sugar.

1262
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 13: I love.

1263
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 4: You hold them between your fingers and the eater on

1264
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 4: the little edges.

1265
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 2: You're really gonna say that for old people. I'm not kidding.

1266
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: No, my kids love them, Are you kidding me? They

1267
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: love Smarties more than well, they.

1268
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 4: Love sour patches.

1269
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 2: They're like tablets.

1270
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 4: You're so good.

1271
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,919
Speaker 5: You got to crush them up first before you do them.

1272
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, you.

1273
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 9: Don't do that.

1274
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just get Pixy stick for that jazz super cool.

1275
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 5: However, they did end their study by reminding people that

1276
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 5: all candy in general has little to zero nutritional value.

1277
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 6: I can't hear you that.

1278
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 5: No matter what the researchers say, Please do not go

1279
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 5: loading up on peanut m and ms because you think

1280
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 5: it's healthy.

1281
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 6: Volume down on my headphones?

1282
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 4: What'd you say?

1283
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 5: John? This next laser stories out of marketing mania. The

1284
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 5: Wall Street Journal just did a big article on a

1285
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 5: trendy business idea called chaos packaging.

1286
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 2: What's that?

1287
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 5: It's when companies sell products and containers that they wouldn't

1288
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 5: normally go in. For example, a brand called Vacation sells

1289
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 5: a sun block called Classic Whip that looks just like

1290
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 5: a can of Ready Whip Creamy. It comes out.

1291
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: Of the novel Popular This Summer. It's like it comes

1292
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: out like whipped cream.

1293
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 5: Yes, but it is SPF thirty sun block.

1294
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 12: It's funny because you're on the beach and it looks

1295
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 12: like you're holding account whimpream and.

1296
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 5: Like rubbing it all over your body.

1297
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: And it makes putty sun block fun fun, you know,

1298
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: so like the kids are more into.

1299
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 5: It, yea. Other examples include a brand called Flow that's

1300
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 5: f l O that sells tampons in ice cream tubs. Right,

1301
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 5: no actual ice cream in there, just the tough.

1302
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: That's disappointing because the sometimes during that period, I would

1303
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 1: like more ice cream, you know, more ice cream.

1304
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 2: Got it.

1305
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 5: A liquor brand called Engine sells gin in motor oil cans,

1306
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,479
Speaker 5: and the brand's Liquid Death sells water in tall Boy

1307
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 5: cans that used to be just for beer. Become trendy

1308
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 5: for startups because it helps their products stand out, but

1309
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 5: it can also be confusing. It's One of Flow's founders

1310
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 5: also said they've heard of people accidentally putting their tampons

1311
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 5: into the fridge thinking that it was actually ice cream.

1312
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 5: The idea does seem to work, though. The whipped cream

1313
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 5: sunblock folks say they get around five million views on

1314
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 5: TikTok every week, and Liquid Death was recently valued at

1315
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 5: one point four billion dollars.

1316
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that came out and I was like,

1317
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 2: is this and water? You guys are idiots. It's like

1318
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 2: the biggest product of the market.

1319
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 5: Maybe we should market our little mascot guy differently. What

1320
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 5: about replacing his shell with a Domino's pizza box? Oh, frash,

1321
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 5: fast and free. If he doesn't get to you in

1322
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 5: thirty days or less, all the time, it's a slow

1323
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 5: turtle joke. That was our three thousands turtle joke of

1324
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 5: this segment. I am so proud of us. Turtle humor

1325
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 5: never gets old. And that sound means Laser Stories has

1326
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 5: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

1327
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 5: same time. On Friday, Brook.

1328
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 11: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1329
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 5: Got a return player named Eric on the phone right now,

1330
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,880
Speaker 5: two and one against you all time. Brooke says he

1331
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 5: hasn't been able to beat her because nerves get the

1332
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 5: best of him. So our producer suggested, well, hey, maybe

1333
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 5: for nervous why not take a drink even if you're

1334
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 5: at work right now. He is an airline pilot, but

1335
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 5: let's not do that.

1336
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: It's fine, it's not.

1337
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 5: It's okay in a video game.

1338
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 2: There we go.

1339
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 5: He's not really a pilot. I just made that up.

1340
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 12: I don't know what Eric does for a living flame.

1341
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 14: Yes I do.

1342
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:24,720
Speaker 7: Actually, that's awesome.

1343
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 4: And how many times do you land the plane? And

1344
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 4: how many times does it go wrong?

1345
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 14: I'm fairly good at Microsoft Flight simuliator. I've got a

1346
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 14: full flight system.

1347
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 4: Oh wow, you know you always.

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Speaker 1: Want to get on a plane where a pilot says,

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Speaker 1: I'm fairly good at this.

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Speaker 5: You know, let's let's get to the game here. Eric,

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Speaker 5: you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

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01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

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01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 5: you have to beat Brooke out right if you want

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Speaker 5: to win. Are you ready?

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Speaker 10: Yep?

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Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. Ryan Reynold celebrates a

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01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 5: birthday today. Is he from the US, Canada or Australia Canada?

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01:01:56,080 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 5: What's the official state fruit of Hawaii? Since two thousand

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01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 5: and eight, what fashion designer has been in charge of

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01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 5: creating Olympic outfits for Team USA? Path The dog breed

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01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 5: Yorki poo is a cross between a Yorkie and what else?

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01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 5: What band has the most number one hits of all time?

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01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 5: Rolling Stones are the Beatles Rolling Stones. The samba is

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01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 5: a dance from what South American country?

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01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 14: Brazil?

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01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 5: Oh, Eric was on his game today, Well done, Eric,

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01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 5: Brook's gonna come back into the studio here, and we

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01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 5: know Halloween is coming up. Apparently Eric really really likes

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01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 5: Halloween candy, but is a diabetic.

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Speaker 2: I feel you, Eric.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes it's worth the risk, though. What's your go to

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Speaker 5: Halloween candy?

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Speaker 14: Of course?

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Speaker 4: Have you ever been able to try the Reeses pumpkins?

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Speaker 5: No, you're not missing anything by not eating.

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Speaker 2: I want to pry.

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Speaker 12: His name is Eric, He's a diabetic and he plays

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Speaker 12: flight simulator.

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01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 2: Do you happen to be one of my VIP's in

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Speaker 2: the game?

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01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 14: Of course?

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01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 2: Yes, I knew it.

1383
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be gamer diabetic and.

1384
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 2: I figured it out.

1385
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 5: Is Eric's voice as sexy as you always imagined it

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Speaker 5: would be?

1387
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 2: It's even better?

1388
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 3: We must talk later. Oh, James join three.

1389
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Speaker 5: I will give you a spankings for free on Saturday.

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01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 5: I do spank.

1391
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 2: People for free. By the way, if anybody wants spanking,

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Speaker 2: I don't.

1393
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 4: Know who would pay for that. That's that you offer

1394
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 4: it that way.

1395
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 5: So I guess you're right, bro. Yeah, now that we're

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01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 5: done with the spanking brokes, your turn Are you ready?

1397
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll spak him.

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Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Ryan Reynolds celebrates a birthday today.

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01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 5: Is he from the US, Canada or Australia Canada? What

1400
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 5: is the official state fruit of Hawaii? Since two thousand

1401
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 5: and eight, what fashion designer has been in charge of

1402
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 5: creating Olympic outfits for Team USA? Figure the dog breed

1403
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 5: Yorkie pooh is a cross between a Yorkie and what else?

1404
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 5: Which band has the most number one hits of all time?

1405
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 5: Rolling Stones or the Beatles?

1406
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 4: Beatles?

1407
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 5: The samba is a dance from what South American country?

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01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:09,360
Speaker 4: Brazil?

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01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 5: What's the name of Homer's youngest daughter in the Simpson

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01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 5: at least? Oh, Maggie caught yourself on that. Let's go

1411
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 5: to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.

1412
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Speaker 2: I'm killed two people. I'm kilt two people.

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Speaker 5: Bo.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't me talking?

1415
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 5: Well, I think it was in Fortnite.

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01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what.

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Speaker 4: The most kids?

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Speaker 12: Eric, you got four correct today solid aric, which is

1419
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Speaker 12: a great score in this game.

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Speaker 7: And she got sick?

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Speaker 4: Does this mean you're going to be trash talking me

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Speaker 4: on Jose?

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01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 2: Extreamly? We always do that anyway. Oh, you do.

1424
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 5: Maybe you punish yourself fighting a king sized Reese's bar

1425
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Speaker 5: right now, So let's go to the answers for everybody.

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Speaker 5: Ryan Reynold celebrates a birthday. He is from Canada, turning

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Speaker 5: forty eight years old. Happy birthday, Ryan. The official state

1428
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 5: fruit of Hawaii is the pineapple. Since two thousand and eight,

1429
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 5: Team USA has been outfitted by Ralph Loren.

1430
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,720
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, the similar.

1431
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 5: Dog breed Yorkie poos across tween a Yorkie and a poodle.

1432
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 5: The band with the most number one hits of all

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01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 5: time is the Beatles. Twenty number one songs Rolling Stones

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01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 5: only had eight.

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01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 12: I feel like the Beatles were in an era where

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01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 12: music wasn't even good.

1437
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Speaker 6: I mean, some people say that was the era of

1438
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Speaker 6: rock and rolls.

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Speaker 2: Birth really.

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Speaker 5: The samba is a dance from the South American country Brazil,

1441
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 5: and Homer's youngest daughter in The Simpsons is Maggie. So Eric,

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01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 5: you know it wasn't enough to beat Brook here, but

1443
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 5: just for playing, we are going to give you a

1444
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 5: twenty five dollars Disney gift card ballad it any Disney

1445
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 5: resort theme park horn line in the Disney Store. All right, yeah,

1446
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Speaker 5: we'll see you on the stream, brother, Thanks for calling

1447
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 5: and playing all right. We'll be back to do Windbrooks

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Speaker 5: Bucks same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning