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Speaker 1: See Iron Rapports Stereo podcast Live from Las Vegas edition,

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Speaker 1: the Leaving Las Vegas, The Loving Las Vegas Edition. UM,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if uh who are here listens to

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Okay, so everybody knows if you've never heard

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Speaker 1: the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, this is the only non

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Speaker 1: fact checking podcast in the world. Is this mike too loud?

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Speaker 1: How's the mike sounded? Not loud? Of? Now you're right here,

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Speaker 1: you can hear me? Is it is? It? Is it? If?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I don't even need a fucking MICUs.

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Speaker 1: My name is Michael Rappaport and uh, this is the

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Speaker 1: two thousand and fifteen podcast Cold to There. G Moody. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and his last name does Ryan with duty and I

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Speaker 1: since really thank you guys for coming out. You know,

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Speaker 1: it means a lot to us, just to give you

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Speaker 1: a little bit of history, uh for for some of

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Speaker 1: you that that don't listen to every single podcast, I

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Speaker 1: don't know all the history of it. Me and Gerald

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Speaker 1: have known each other since nineteen two, so technically we've

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Speaker 1: been podcasting longer than anybody else in the world. We

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Speaker 1: got some late are you guys coming in? I didn't

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Speaker 1: come in are you coming in or coming out? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sit down, How are you doing it? Why are you late?

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Speaker 1: So so to let you know, So to let you know,

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Speaker 1: we are going to marry a couple. I am an

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Speaker 1: ordained minister. And and and later on in the show,

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Speaker 1: she's like, you want to get in on this to

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Speaker 1: you too, you guys look like a happy couple. You

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Speaker 1: guys ready to get hitched. I could I can make,

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Speaker 1: I can make, I could make it happen. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: a preacher. If anybody's getting the feeling, I I can

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Speaker 1: work there. I can make. I can marry anybody, men, men, women,

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Speaker 1: anything you wanna do. Just if you if you get

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Speaker 1: that feeling, you know it'll be Yeah, go for it

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Speaker 1: because you got to too. You got were Me and

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Speaker 1: Gerald are up here, we're we're I'm I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: I'm a divorced ordained minister. So I know what, I

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Speaker 1: know what you're getting yourself into. UM, So just to

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Speaker 1: let you know. So, yeah, So this is the only

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Speaker 1: non fact checking podcast. Me and Me and Gerald met

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Speaker 1: two playing basketball and um and then we started doing

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Speaker 1: this show about two years ago. And now it's the

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Speaker 1: worldwide phenomenon known as the Iron Rapports stereo podcast. UM.

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Speaker 1: Some people call us the Milachi Brothers, some people call

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Speaker 1: us the Awesome Too uh, and some people call us

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Speaker 1: the Disco to Uh. I'm known, of course as the

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Speaker 1: Green Old Man Dingo. It sounds better over the radio

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Speaker 1: when you see me in real life. You're like, really,

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Speaker 1: motherfucker on the podcast and it works like in real life.

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Speaker 1: It's like Jesus, you're the fucking Grenko Man. And I

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I I forgot my nose trip. I'm having

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Speaker 1: some nasal problems. Um, I'm gonna I feel uncomfortable. I

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Speaker 1: have a terribly deviated septum. What the hell is that?

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Speaker 1: It's like, you know this they see how like this

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Speaker 1: The last time I performed in Las Vegas, it was

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Speaker 1: How are you doing, sir? Yeah you you. I'm a

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Speaker 1: you got nice hair. Um. So again, so just to

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Speaker 1: doing it today. Yeah, I know. Um, I mean in

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Speaker 1: you gotta watch out in this climate? Yea, all kind

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Speaker 1: Like at least once a day for some fucking strange reason,

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Speaker 1: my dog, Wheezy the Iron rapports stereo podcast news Dog

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Speaker 1: the other day, and and and and and and the

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Speaker 1: that's not me because he's in my neighborho, so I

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Speaker 1: World Series? No, not so fast. When I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: How did you like working with Tom Hanks and Sully?

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Speaker 1: November packs who's he fighting? He's still fighting? He's still fighting? Shit.

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Speaker 1: twenty five minutes straight. I thought it should have been

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Speaker 1: probably help take away the pain medicate, right, This fucking

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Speaker 1: city's unbelievable man, And now they want to they they

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Speaker 1: You can't smoke a weed pen after fighting for twenty

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Speaker 1: don't want to get fined, but I appreciate it. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: She's good. I appreciate that. If you don't know what's

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Speaker 1: in that motherfuck as foaming at the mouth. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: don't want me up here with a vpen, trust me.

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Speaker 1: We gotta know you to get that. Yeah, trust me,

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Speaker 1: trust me. We just drove him for Los Angeles. You

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Speaker 1: think that, Uh, it's weeds not legal in this in

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Speaker 1: the state, unbelievable. Medicinal weed is legal. Okay, vote for

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Speaker 1: recreational recre Aschel. They're just saying fucking straight up like

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Speaker 1: he blasted. Now, yeah, this guy, look at this ballucking man.

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Speaker 1: You're smoking that, dick Ritchie. Welcome to Play, a new

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Speaker 1: podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities, talking business, sports, tech, entertainment,

432
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Speaker 1: and more. Play it at play dot it all right,

433
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Speaker 1: it's time to get married. Jesus, we're gonna make it.

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Speaker 1: Are you guys ready to get married? Sure? You're positive now,

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Speaker 1: maybe just walking through some of the things. You guys,

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Speaker 1: You guys are ready to get married. You're we always

437
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Speaker 1: see you together. You're happy. It's not gonna be easy.

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Speaker 1: Anybody and you're married. It's a job, right, It's not easy. No,

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Speaker 1: but but it's it's it's worth it. And you'd rather

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Speaker 1: you would you rather be married to a beautiful woman

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Speaker 1: or hanging out at the five dollar joint? No, that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be leave you empty literally in figuratively. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: don't want to do that. Marriage is a beautiful thing.

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Speaker 1: You guys have been talking about it. I became an

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Speaker 1: ordained minister. Okay, if we want to do a two

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Speaker 1: for one right now, anybody else and you want to

447
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Speaker 1: get married by me? The gringo man right there, he

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Speaker 1: got a nick Jersey on right, do you want to

449
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Speaker 1: do it for the Knicks? I would coherce him and

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Speaker 1: make the crowd like peer pressure room, but I I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't recommend that. So Jesus, are you guys ready

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Speaker 1: to get married? Come on up here, oh ship, Jimnetti

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Speaker 1: is the best man. G Moody last name rhymes with duty.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, you how you feeling? You're good?

455
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: All right? Now? How long have you guys been together?

456
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 1: Two and half years? And and and and and you

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Speaker 1: you guys? Are you guys are ready to get married? Okay?

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00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: And you you told me not to bring these guys like,

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Speaker 1: Holy fucking ship. These are not paid actors. I am

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Speaker 1: an ordained minister. Again, you can't do daily fantasy football.

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00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: But I could marry somebody in Vegas. This city's fun. Yes,

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00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: this city is fucking nuts. That is some bullshit. They

463
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Speaker 1: find Nate d As a hundred fifty grand for smoking

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Speaker 1: weed after a fight. Yet I can marry these two?

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Speaker 1: All right? Are you guys who hold each other's hands? For?

466
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Speaker 1: First things? First? I gotta throw Mr Morris under the bus, okay,

467
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: because if it wasn't for him, this wouldn't be happening. Alright.

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00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: He was Morris to the Minister of Defense. So the

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Speaker 1: Iron rapports stereo podcast. He was gonna marry us tonight,

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Speaker 1: and then he let somebody know, and it became this

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Speaker 1: whole fucking big ship. Go ahead, It's all right, this

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Speaker 1: is better, all right. Do you Jesus take this woman

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Speaker 1: to be your lawfully wedded wife? Yes? I do. You

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Speaker 1: gotta tell her, you gotta look her in the face.

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Speaker 1: Yes I do. Do you take Jesus not Jesus, to

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Speaker 1: be your lawfully wedded husband? I do, all right, all

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Speaker 1: right now where there's witnesses here now by the power

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Speaker 1: invested in me, I sincerely wish you guys the best

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Speaker 1: of luck. You gotta be friends. You gotta be patient.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's good to go for a walk. Maybe do

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Speaker 1: she your baby? I now pronounce you man and wife, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: Jesus Jesus. You guys wanted to drinks. Hey, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: buy a round of drinks for everybody in here. Anyway, Like,

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Speaker 1: now that I'm officially married, I gotta retire this stick mansion. No,

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Speaker 1: you have to the whole Oh whoa, that's fine, that's honestly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you you you could keep the shirt. I'd be honored

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Speaker 1: if you and Gerald could sign it for me. That way,

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Speaker 1: once my son's of age, he could take over where

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Speaker 1: gold Man problem, No problem, that, no problem, hang on

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Speaker 1: to it. We'll sign it afterwards. Congratulation, guys. We gotta

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Speaker 1: get everybody drinks. Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations do that. Uh oh man,

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Speaker 1: all right, all the next round of drinks around me?

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Speaker 1: What else you got? Man? No, I'm gonna do the

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Speaker 1: The Truly segment of the week. So we do this

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Speaker 1: fun segment on the Iron Rapper Jimmy Johnson. How are

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Speaker 1: you feeling, my man? Yeah, he's looking good. I like

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Joys got a nice hair. Yeah, it's like Jimmy

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Speaker 1: Johnason look like he's ready to kick some ass. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's like the New York motherfuck is so so the

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Speaker 1: the The The Truly App is an app on the iPhone.

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00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm an iPhone guy, and it poses great questions. Now,

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00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: a lot of you guys are out here in Vegas.

503
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: Listen the one liners to the ladies just to open

504
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Speaker 1: the Truly app. It's a great conversation starter and and

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Speaker 1: it's sort of an interactive it's an interactive app and

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00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: it poses questions like a pole and then it gives

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Speaker 1: the answer. So the first question, and I would love

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00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: to hear you guys opinion on these questions. You can

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Speaker 1: answer yes or no. Women who are too must killer

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Speaker 1: are not attractive, yes or no? You see because I

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Speaker 1: guess it's what does too muscular mean? But in general,

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Speaker 1: too muscular are not attractive? Of the people agree, thirty

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Speaker 1: percent of the people disagree. Okay, here's a very good question,

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Speaker 1: especially because considering this person is actually in Las Vegas

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Speaker 1: and performing his one man show. I would walk up

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Speaker 1: to Mike Tyson and slap the ship out of him

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Speaker 1: for two million dollars? Yes or no? I do that

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Speaker 1: two million? Yeah, I just gotta smack him, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would slap the ship out of Mike Tyson for

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Speaker 1: two million dollars. All right, okay, all right, huh okay.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine if somebody did that? Um here, here's

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Speaker 1: a good question. This is a good question on the

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Speaker 1: true app. I want everybody's opinion on this because I

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Speaker 1: already kind of gave my opinion on a baseball is boring. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if I say it's fifty fifty from the crowd and

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Speaker 1: in here too. I have nothing against it. I know

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Speaker 1: it's the American pastime. I just it's not for me.

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Speaker 1: Here's a good question. I know I wear the Yankee

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Speaker 1: hat just because it's a good hat. I like to

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Speaker 1: wear a hat because sometimes I like, you know, I

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Speaker 1: just like to wear a hat. But every time I

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Speaker 1: wear a hat, it's some sort of conversation starter. Like

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Speaker 1: I had a Golden State's Warrior gold State Warrior had

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Speaker 1: on the other day, and people were like screaming it right,

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Speaker 1: You're like, at least the Yankee had. It's kind of neutral.

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00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: It's kind of like the Yankees. You like the Yankees.

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Speaker 1: If I wear a Mets hat, it's like, sucks. I

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00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. It's just a hats. But I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not. Yeah, it's just it's just a good color

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Speaker 1: scheme like this one's so that's how we do it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's a question. It's in the Iron Report. It's it's

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Speaker 1: it's in the True reapp Beyonce is overrated? What what

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Speaker 1: the people agree? Six? So I would say that's like,

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Speaker 1: what do you think of Beyonce? She's good? Kanye West

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00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: is the greatest entertainer of our generation. Hell no, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm not the question.

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Speaker 1: I'm just posing the question, the final question, the true

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00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: reapp segment of the week. Have you now you guys

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00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: could be honest? Some of you people are in here

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Speaker 1: with couples. I want you to be on ist, be honest,

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00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: be honest. Have you ever hooked up using the Tinder app?

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00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: That's the true we app second of the week. That's

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Speaker 1: the logo for Vegas. You don't need Tinder. We got

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00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: tough jobs. Five dollars, five dollars. You know that you

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00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: if you get it, if you get it, if you

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00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: get a venty frappuccino, it costs more than five dollars.

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Speaker 1: The fact that you could get that done in Vegas

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Speaker 1: for five dollars is astonishing. That's what I was told

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Speaker 1: by three people everybody road. He's the best spine town.

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Speaker 1: Five dollars. It's b y O L. They don't That's

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Speaker 1: what they told me. I didn't even ask. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what do I look like. I look at for

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00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: like somebody with like why you keep telling me this ship?

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00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: Like I just want to slice the pizza. I didn't

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00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: Vegas like you look like you out here for that.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Morris, Mr Morris, the Minister of Defense. In the

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Speaker 1: I Wrap War Stereo podcast, anybody got any questions? Since

568
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: Vegas is full of a bunch of weird shit, what

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00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: do you feel about the NFL coming here? Good question.

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00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 1: I think the NFL come into Las Vegas is interesting.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. I'm concerned about players getting arrested,

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00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: like it's Gonnay're gonna be dropping like flies, like if

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00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: they're gonna be like the entire offensive line got arrested.

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00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: They were in a ship club. Now it's not gonna

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Speaker 1: be like just some random quarterback on the second Street.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be like the offensive line of the Las

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Speaker 1: Vegas Raiders are not here. Hello with Jack del Rio quarterback,

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Speaker 1: he's missing. We don't know why we haven't seen him

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Speaker 1: in a week. The kicker is now, you know, he's

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Speaker 1: he's now. He's now, he's now, like working with Penn

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Speaker 1: and Teller, like people are gonna just be all like

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Speaker 1: imagine Sebastian Janikowski is fucking nuts in Oakland. Imagine Sebastian

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Speaker 1: Janikowski in Vegas. So I I I think that it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be interesting because you know, this seems like such

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00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: a transplant city. So and and Oakland. You know, probably

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Speaker 1: one of the most you know, synonymous iconic UH sports

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Speaker 1: emblems is the Oakland Shield. You know, So I feel

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Speaker 1: bad for those guys out out there because you know,

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Speaker 1: I love it or hate it, you know, like the

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00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: Oakland Raiders are so they're American. It's like you know,

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Speaker 1: the the Yankees, you know, the Chicago Bulls, the Oakland Raiders,

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00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: uh and and that shield and and and what they

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Speaker 1: represent and and you know, I mean, so, I think

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be interesting. But is it? Is it gonna

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00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: be the the Oakland Raiders are coming here? Is Is

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Speaker 1: that what they said? They just Wow, it's it's I

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Speaker 1: I think it's it's gonna be yet. Yeah, what's up?

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Speaker 1: What do you wanna do? Ye man? Are you leaving? Now?

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Speaker 1: Do you want? Are you leaving? Mm? Hmm? What's up that?

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Speaker 1: K can't even form to sit? How are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: What's what do you want? You want to take a picture? Now?

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Speaker 1: We can take a picture. After we could say you

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Speaker 1: wanna do it now, let's just take the picture. Now

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Speaker 1: you wanna take the picture. Now. I love you because

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Speaker 1: you're so awesome. Thank you very much. I appreciate, thank you,

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Speaker 1: and you want to just take the picture. Now, let's

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Speaker 1: take the picture now, we'll just we're like, well the

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Speaker 1: rest of us. We could do the pictures after you.

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Speaker 1: Gotta you, gotta hold on people. Man, she liked your nose. Man,

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Speaker 1: I love everything about you. Thank you, thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. All right, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: take the photo now. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. We

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Speaker 1: could do another one after the show too, but let's

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Speaker 1: just do one now. I do it again. I'll follow

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Speaker 1: you again. I want to follow you all the way.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Why help him

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Speaker 1: back to a c J. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go over my favorite crowd members. Maybe fucking like you.

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Speaker 1: You made me nervous because you sat up with you guys.

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Speaker 1: Are I like you guys a lot? You I'm concerned

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Speaker 1: about because I can't see your eyes. You're making me nervous.

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Speaker 1: I'm just seizing. I'm just teasing. The one who just

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Speaker 1: took the picture with she's got it. She's the fucking

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Speaker 1: ring leader here. We got wait wait, wait, we've got

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Speaker 1: Brad Pitt's son in the back. Look red. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: Brad pitt Son. He's stuck in He's like you're like

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Speaker 1: Play it at play dot it. You know that point

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Speaker 1: guard for the Houston Rockets. This is the dumb funck

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Speaker 1: of the week. First of all, why would you name

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Speaker 1: your kid Bobby Brown? You just know that that's that's

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Speaker 1: not like naming your son like you know, Martin Luther

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Speaker 1: King or something like that. Bobby Brown, the one that's

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Speaker 1: most famous, is still figuring it out. He's all funked

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Speaker 1: up in the game. Yeah, a point guard for the

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Speaker 1: for the Houston Rockets. They're over there in Beijing. This

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Speaker 1: dumb fuck wrote his name on the Great Wall of China.

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Speaker 1: He's lucky did and arrest his ass. He's lucky. He's

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Speaker 1: lucky he's not over there like they were, like, no,

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Speaker 1: you ain't coming back. Your season is over, my man,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be cleaning this ship for the rest of

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Speaker 1: your life. That you gotta be so dumb like it

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Speaker 1: like it's some train it right, like you you got

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Speaker 1: ups on the stone, the seven train. We take another question.

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Speaker 1: What's the question? Good question? I respect Lebron James as

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Speaker 1: a basketball player. How could you not he he's the

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Speaker 1: greatest player right now arguably, you know top five. I

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Speaker 1: just I stopped liking Lebron, the self anointed king. I mean,

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Speaker 1: listen that right there. He gave himself the nickname the King.

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Speaker 1: He could have should have he stopped being the king

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Speaker 1: when he defected from Cleveland the first time. Kings don't defect. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I just think that. I just think that the the

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Speaker 1: the Yes, that's true. I heard you. I know that

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Speaker 1: what was this dude name West? Lant West should move

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Speaker 1: down to Vegas. This is his kind of talent, Like

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Speaker 1: he could make a living down here, meeting and greeting

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Speaker 1: people like you're like, oh, Ship Delante West is at

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Speaker 1: the hard Rock Hotel. Yeah, he'd be an ambassador and

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Speaker 1: flip flops and ship. Yeah, he'd be down there. He

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Speaker 1: would have taken that that g that ge pen and

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Speaker 1: he would he would have eaten the fucking thing. He

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Speaker 1: wouldn't like. But so, I so my thing with Lebron

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Speaker 1: is just you know, when when when when Jordan was playing,

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Speaker 1: I didn't love him, you know, and Lenari Bird was playing,

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Speaker 1: I didn't love him. You know, in this day and age,

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Speaker 1: they're like, well, you you're hating. You're a hater. He's

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Speaker 1: not on my fucking team. So you're gonna find a

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Speaker 1: reason to out like. And it's like the Dallas Cowboys,

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Speaker 1: you think I root for them, the Patriots, you know,

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Speaker 1: where if they're your team, they're your team. He's the

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Speaker 1: you know, the Miami Heat, our our rivalries with the Knicks.

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Speaker 1: So when he left to Cleveland the way he left

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Speaker 1: with the not six, not seven, not eight, and all

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Speaker 1: that nonsense. But but as far as personally, I think

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Speaker 1: he's great for the league. I think he's a great star,

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Speaker 1: and and and and and the biggest thing about Lebron

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Speaker 1: James that you know, I also tease him because he's

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Speaker 1: still talking about being like Mike. He should say fuck Mike.

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Speaker 1: Because as far as personally, in the way he's handled

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Speaker 1: his success, I think he's done it better than Mike

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Speaker 1: because Mike Jordan never spoke out about ship. So so

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Speaker 1: I give that to Lebron. That being said, you know,

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Speaker 1: I feel like all the things that I said publicly

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Speaker 1: our relationships on the rocks, but it is what it is.

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Speaker 1: But it's like, you know, not everybody's gonna love you.

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Speaker 1: I think he he wants to be loved by everybody.

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Speaker 1: But but that's just the nature would be in that great.

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Speaker 1: It's like Tom Brady, that cheating cocksucker. I love watching him. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's a cheating motherfucker. Man. I have him on my

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Speaker 1: fantasy team because he's great. But I'm not a Patriot fan,

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Speaker 1: because I'm a Giant fan. That's just the nature of sports.

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Speaker 1: That's just the nature of life. There's a good guy

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Speaker 1: in there, bad guy. There's good you know, there's the

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Speaker 1: Lone Ranger, and there's Tanto. You know, there's there's the

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Speaker 1: man in black, and there's there's the man in white.

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Speaker 1: And you're gonna pick one that you like, you know,

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Speaker 1: and that's just the way it is, and and you know,

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Speaker 1: and and sports. It's so weird because imagine if a

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Speaker 1: guy like Larry Bird was playing in the Twitter generation,

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Speaker 1: the memes and the hate that he would be getting,

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Speaker 1: the way he looked and like the way he played,

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Speaker 1: Like guys like that would be like, you know, So

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Speaker 1: it's like there's always that's just part of sports, you know.

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Speaker 1: So like, like, why you hating because he's not on

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Speaker 1: my team, motherfucker, That's why I'm hating. They're beating our

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Speaker 1: fucking ass. It's not like you're hating like the tenth

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Speaker 1: man on the like Delavadova, whatever's that. I don't hate him,

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Speaker 1: but you know, because he's not he's not a factor.

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Speaker 1: It's like the main guy the band of Brothers, you know,

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Speaker 1: Lebron James created. So anyway, all right, listen, what you

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Speaker 1: got another question? Yeah, I just uh, I'm a stand

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Speaker 1: up comedy fan, and yeah, I know that that's your roots.

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Speaker 1: So I was wondering where you think the better underground

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Speaker 1: comedy scene is in New York or l A. Well.

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Speaker 1: To be honest, I don't know. I think that there's

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Speaker 1: so many creative people out there right now, and I

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Speaker 1: it's a good thing, you know, And obviously the cream

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Speaker 1: will always rise to the top, and you know, you

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Speaker 1: and the other. But I think that it's it's an

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Speaker 1: interesting time, uh, you know, uh, with with technology and

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Speaker 1: that people could sort of become out. I mean, Justin Bieber,

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Speaker 1: say what you want about Justin Bieber, that's not the point.

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Speaker 1: Who cares was found on the Internet, literally, like he

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Speaker 1: was discovered on the end. That's that's an incredible story.

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Speaker 1: That's like, when you think about it, that's like an

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Speaker 1: incredible story about where we are with technology. So I

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Speaker 1: don't know where is great, But I think there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of talented people, you know, And I think that

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Speaker 1: you know, with with the social media of it all,

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Speaker 1: like people are finding their voices and finding their careers

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Speaker 1: and and I think that that's that's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a good thing as long as they

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Speaker 1: don't take jobs from me. Those cock suckers just for

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Speaker 1: I don't worry about those. Don't charge the stage holding

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Speaker 1: We got the selfie what do you want? And nothing

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Speaker 1: that we got to wet. You want to close the show?

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Speaker 1: But people you know, do it? Do it with Moody.

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Speaker 1: No want you? I did too already. She don't want me,

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Speaker 1: Jordan take a selfie with her. Look at that money.

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Speaker 1: That's six. We got six selfies. All right, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do one more question and then we're gonna take the way.

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Speaker 1: If you guys want to hang out, we're gonna hang out.

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Speaker 1: You got a question, what's your question? I'll take all

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Speaker 1: the questions. What's the question? Heyo, what's what's uh, what's like?

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Speaker 1: Working with Stallone? And like Copland, Sylvestor Saloni, Copland was

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Speaker 1: a dream come true. Um, I loved Rocky growing up

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Speaker 1: and he he he gave me all my Rocky dreams,

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Speaker 1: hopes and fantasies come true. So we were working on

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Speaker 1: I would talk to him and I would do line

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Speaker 1: some Rocky one, Rocky two, Rocky three. I would do line.

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Speaker 1: I would do his lines, and he would do Mickey's

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Speaker 1: lines back to me. So I got to ask him

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Speaker 1: and get every single piece of information that I wanted

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Speaker 1: from him, and and and and and it couldn't have

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Speaker 1: been any better, and it couldn't have went any any

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Speaker 1: uh any smoother. He was really cool with me, So

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Speaker 1: Silvestor Saloane, he was cool with me. Now. Granted I

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Speaker 1: saw him about a year and a half later and

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Speaker 1: he looked like he didn't know who the funk I was.

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Speaker 1: But he's a busy guy. I'm kidding, he was. It

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Speaker 1: was a lot was going on, was Stallone? What's your question?

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Speaker 1: My man? You with the beard, Mike, what what was

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Speaker 1: your experience doing the Rock and Jock basketball back in

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Speaker 1: the day. And do you think something like that could

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Speaker 1: actually work today or is the entertainment landscape changed too much? No,

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Speaker 1: I think that. Uh. I had a lot of fun

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Speaker 1: doing those rock and jock games. Um. I was so

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Speaker 1: could have performed better, um, but I was just overly excited.

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Speaker 1: It was like it was just you know, playing on

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Speaker 1: those first of all those NBA courts. If you've never

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Speaker 1: played in the NBA, you've played an NBA. Um. But

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Speaker 1: but when you're on it, like you know, like they're

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Speaker 1: so they're so long, and like by the time you

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Speaker 1: get to half court, you're like, I'm old running like

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Speaker 1: you know, it's like and then then then by the

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Speaker 1: time you get there, like the balls going back the

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Speaker 1: fuck this is annoying. This is no longer. This is

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Speaker 1: in the three on three at the park. So I

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Speaker 1: had a lot of fun playing in those games. And

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Speaker 1: I you know, me and Gerald grew up playing basketball,

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Speaker 1: like that's what we did. We were like we were

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Speaker 1: like I don't like the word nerds, but we were

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Speaker 1: basketball heads. Like we we didn't really even start chasing

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Speaker 1: girls do with like sixteen seventeen years old eight. You know,

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Speaker 1: we just played ball, played ball, play ball, and it

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Speaker 1: kept us focus, and it kept us goal oriented, and

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Speaker 1: and and so basketball is such a big part of

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Speaker 1: my life. So when I get invited to these rocking

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Speaker 1: shot games and at the time, Kareem Abdul Jabbar is

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Speaker 1: the coach, and Gary Payton is like, you know, a

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Speaker 1: six year NBA All Star, and Chris Webber's in it,

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Speaker 1: and Queen Latifa's in it, and you know, Jason Kidd

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Speaker 1: is in it, I'm like freaking out. So so when

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Speaker 1: people like you suck you didn't do miss layups, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: because Gary Payton threw me the ball. Do you know

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Speaker 1: that when you get a pass from Gary Payton, how

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Speaker 1: long it's it's the process that you gotta pass from

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Speaker 1: Gary Payton. Like, I'm like, what the fund is Gary

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Speaker 1: Payton even throwing me the ball for? So, you know,

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Speaker 1: people like don't take in a consideration like the nerve factor.

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Speaker 1: Like for me, I was like living a dream. So

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Speaker 1: when I play in those games, to me, it's all

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Speaker 1: fun and nothing serious about it. So I don't mind

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Speaker 1: being the front of the joke at those things. I

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Speaker 1: think it's a lot of fun and It's really a privilege, truly,

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Speaker 1: for for me, who who who? Who grew up with

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Speaker 1: no aspiration of being an actor and all that time

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Speaker 1: to be in a position to play in one of

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Speaker 1: these games. And Kareem ab duels my coach, Kareem abdulbars

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Speaker 1: my coach, and Gary Payton's passing me the layup. I'm fine,

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Speaker 1: we're missing the layup. So I have fun doing those games.

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Speaker 1: Let me do one one last, good, good question. Fucking

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Speaker 1: you know. I don't want to put any pressure on

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Speaker 1: it might not be Is that is? That? Is your

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Speaker 1: hand raised? What's your what's the question? One question? For Moody, Yes,

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Speaker 1: moo Moody. Last name rhymes with dud duty right, shook

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Speaker 1: his hand earlier. Uh. What is with Press Cannery Arizona?

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Speaker 1: That is crazy that you go there? It's great little town.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why do you go to Arizona? I have

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Speaker 1: I have friends there and I go there and I

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Speaker 1: visited it and it was great. They live there. And

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Speaker 1: then for Mike, when is your nephew coming back on

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Speaker 1: the show. I'm sorry, your nephew. Why does he come

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Speaker 1: back on the show? My nephew duncan He'll be back

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Speaker 1: he'll be back. He's from the early episode. So he's

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Speaker 1: from the early episode. I'll get him back on there.

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Speaker 1: He's in juvie. He's in juvie. Listen you guys, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna take a little break. Uh you know. Uh, if

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Speaker 1: you guys want to take pictures, say hello, where to

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Speaker 1: do that? I sincerely thank you guys for coming to

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Speaker 1: the show. Definitely the best crowd we've had. Absolutely, thank

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Speaker 1: you for some for making it a good night for

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Speaker 1: our first performance in Vegas. What they gotta? What's that

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Speaker 1: over there? A question? Yea, If anybody we can hang

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Speaker 1: out over there with, we will. We will take flip

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Speaker 1: x whatever. The c Iron Reports stereo podcast coming live

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Speaker 1: from Las Vegas. And it was a real pleasure. Thank

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Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah,