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<v Speaker 1>If you thought more hours a day, minutes a week

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<v Speaker 1>was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of

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<v Speaker 1>the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

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<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich

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<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse to clearing house of hot takes,

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<v Speaker 1>break free for something special. Fifth Hour with Ben Maller

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<v Speaker 1>starts right now in the air everywhere as we bloviate

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<v Speaker 1>and filipbuster. Your podcast needs your audio content needs now

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<v Speaker 1>eight days a week, a spinoff of the Overnight Show.

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<v Speaker 1>And here we are together again on a Sunday, the

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday Podcast, which has done very well, very well, despite

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<v Speaker 1>the fact we don't really promote it and I generally

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<v Speaker 1>forget to send out even tweets on on Sunday promoting

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<v Speaker 1>people to download or post it on the Facebook pitch

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<v Speaker 1>to download the pot Kiss, But the numbers have been

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<v Speaker 1>very good for this. We thank you for that. And

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<v Speaker 1>you put up with the nonsense, the David Gascon bullcrap

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<v Speaker 1>that you have to put up with every week, so

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<v Speaker 1>we do appreciate that. From West to the four oh five,

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<v Speaker 1>who's here? Uh? And we we have the mailbag. These

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<v Speaker 1>are actual questions by actual listeners, and we do this

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<v Speaker 1>rapid fire machine gun Mallar style where we're gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>through the questions as quickly as we can. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to submit a question for a future edition of

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<v Speaker 1>the mail bag, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday is the day hump Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Normally in the morning. Sometimes I forget, but normally in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. On the Facebook page, which you should be

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<v Speaker 1>uh following, liking whatever Ben Maller show on Facebook, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>send a link out. I'll say, hey, listen, I'll send

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<v Speaker 1>a post post your question here, or you can send

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<v Speaker 1>your question via email Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of way is a couple of ways that

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<v Speaker 1>you can interact to be part of the mail back

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<v Speaker 1>and that we do. We do appreciate it. So all right, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get right into it here. These are again actual

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<v Speaker 1>questions by actual listeners. Tres in Texas Rights and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>have you considered a website for the show complete with

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<v Speaker 1>merchandise like T shirt stickers, downloads of the shows songs,

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<v Speaker 1>et cetera. It could have archives of the greatest hits

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<v Speaker 1>and misses. And you could dabble again in the gossip

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<v Speaker 1>stuff without full time pressure. Maybe a chat form for

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<v Speaker 1>militia to go at it from time to time. There

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<v Speaker 1>you go. Uh. He says, you are a big enough

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<v Speaker 1>commodity and the time waster wouldn't be appreciated by shift

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<v Speaker 1>workers truckers at truck stops when not with lot lizards

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<v Speaker 1>and insomniacs. Tres says Tress, this is not a terrible idea.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have played around with the concept of doing

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<v Speaker 1>something back on. It was starting a website. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have Ben Mallard dot com anymore, but starting starting a

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<v Speaker 1>website and doing something with the show. But the merchandise

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<v Speaker 1>thing I have dabbled in that. I had a listener

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<v Speaker 1>that made some T shirts and wanted to sell them,

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<v Speaker 1>and I helped out. I know people always complain. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I still have some old T shirts. I was going

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<v Speaker 1>through some stuff with all that happened this year with

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<v Speaker 1>me personally, and I went through some old T shirts

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<v Speaker 1>and I might attempt to put those on the market

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<v Speaker 1>and sell some of those. But I would be willing

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<v Speaker 1>to make stuff if there was a an interest in it,

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<v Speaker 1>like if somebody wanted a Mallard militia had or a

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<v Speaker 1>T shirt would actually be into it. Yeah, but there's

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<v Speaker 1>like that sweet spot with pricing where if it's too

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<v Speaker 1>high people complain. If it's too low, it's like, well

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<v Speaker 1>it's not good quality. So I tried to make good

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<v Speaker 1>quality stuff and then people were very upset and they

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<v Speaker 1>were complaining and saying, I can't believe how expensive this is,

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<v Speaker 1>and I like, well, it's not that expensive. The shirt

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<v Speaker 1>will last forever anyway. All right. Brian in north Bridge,

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<v Speaker 1>Massachusetts rights and he says, how is Gascon still employed?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great question. I don't know. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if he's on this podcast. He's been very quiet

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<v Speaker 1>so far. I think you'd have to contact the management

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<v Speaker 1>at Fox Sports Radio to figure that out. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just waiting for a proper introduction. Has been well, I

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<v Speaker 1>said your name? What I mean? What more needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be said? I don't know, chump in. How about again,

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<v Speaker 1>this is another example why you're bad. Here's the reactive

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<v Speaker 1>and the proactive. Be proactive? How about that proactive? Waiting

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<v Speaker 1>me properly introduced? What do you need me to give

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<v Speaker 1>you a BackRub? Would be dice? What do you want

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<v Speaker 1>the Deshaun Watson treatment. I'm sorry it's haunting here with

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<v Speaker 1>this toe. Jeez, nothing wrong with that. Just so, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you employed guests? And explained to Brian because he

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<v Speaker 1>can't figure it out. Many of us can't figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>How is someone like you imput you clearly lead management astray? Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I was actually brought in by your former boss,

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<v Speaker 1>Bruce Gilbert Um. Bruce did not every higher. It was

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<v Speaker 1>great by Bruce, and he made some mistakes. Everyone not

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<v Speaker 1>everyone was great, but not everyone was bad. Um came

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<v Speaker 1>from San Diego, worked my way up and obviously you're

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<v Speaker 1>at the national levels opposed to in little old San Diego.

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<v Speaker 1>So go from market seventeen to market number two. I

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<v Speaker 1>would consider that a considerable mark up. Well, it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>the number one radio market. There's a myth that New

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<v Speaker 1>York is number one, but it's actually Los Angeles. More

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<v Speaker 1>people listen to the radio in Los Angeles to New York,

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<v Speaker 1>and want to be precise, that would be the number

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<v Speaker 1>one audio publisher in the entire world. I heart media,

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<v Speaker 1>So if you want to try to one up me,

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<v Speaker 1>that is the one up. But I still I'm old,

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<v Speaker 1>so I still use the term radio. I know the

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<v Speaker 1>industry is trying to digital world. Have brought you into

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<v Speaker 1>the digital The industry is trying to get rid of

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<v Speaker 1>the word radio. You've heard, you know, audio instead of radio,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like radio the die just did that last

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<v Speaker 1>last week. The Los Angeles Dodgers Audio Network. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>no longer have radio. It's audio. No longer radio audio.

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<v Speaker 1>That's uh, you know, teach their own. It's not my

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<v Speaker 1>my thing. I don't know, but somebody clearly thought that

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<v Speaker 1>was a good idea anyway. Pierre from Springfield, Massachusetts rights

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<v Speaker 1>in home of the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame where

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<v Speaker 1>you can see Muffett McGraw in the Pro Basketball Hall

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<v Speaker 1>of Fame. So he writes in Ben, have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>had second thoughts about signing a contract? I've listened to

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<v Speaker 1>you for your entire ride at Fox Sports Radio, but

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<v Speaker 1>lately I fear for your health. In the past, Gagon

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<v Speaker 1>put the hex on your gallbladder, and more recently, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're one shift away from throwing your back

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<v Speaker 1>out carrying the dead weight that is fill in producers

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<v Speaker 1>and update guys. I think that you may need to

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<v Speaker 1>start self medicating prior to the show to prevent a

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<v Speaker 1>heart attack while dealing with some of these buffoons. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy writes you every week with sausage in his mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like Ben Mallar Salami every day, all day tweeting,

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<v Speaker 1>telling you just the way I look at this. There

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<v Speaker 1>were no lies detect unbelievable. There were no lies detectable.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, first of all, people move up and they

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<v Speaker 1>move on. You really outcast a lot of people. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't appreciate their work until they go on to uh

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<v Speaker 1>do it? Who have I not appreciated Bob Gara. I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciated Bob. He couldn't handle the overnight. It wasn't for him,

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<v Speaker 1>just like you. You couldn't handle the over. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to work eight nine hours overnight when h you

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<v Speaker 1>know there's nothing in the news world going again, you

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<v Speaker 1>do not You're not relatable. Understand you're not. Some people

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<v Speaker 1>have the the IT factor and other people don't. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't have the IT factor. You know, working you don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand in syndicated radio, you want to be the overnight guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm we're on more affiliates than the daytime. That's as

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<v Speaker 1>a host, not as an update anchor. Now, But if

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<v Speaker 1>you work on a show, you want to be on

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<v Speaker 1>a show that's actually hurt. We have more radio affiliates

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<v Speaker 1>than anyone because of the time that we're on. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's not because we're great, but it's the time

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<v Speaker 1>that we're on. So if you're doing syndicate, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing a daytime show, you want to be on the

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<v Speaker 1>morning or the afternoon. But if you're in syndicated radio,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to be on at night or overnight because

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<v Speaker 1>that's where the that's where the listenership, the potential listenership

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<v Speaker 1>is through the roof because you're on more radio station. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but if I'm gonna be an anchor, why would I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be an overnight anchor when I could just

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<v Speaker 1>repeat and replay updates like some of the other guys

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<v Speaker 1>you work with. Well listen, I mean, there there is

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<v Speaker 1>that approach, man. I've never understood that. I've I've questioned

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<v Speaker 1>why certain people just repeat the same update over and

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<v Speaker 1>over again. It doesn't make sense to me. I I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's a craft. And when I started, there was

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<v Speaker 1>a guide book that was handed out in the early

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<v Speaker 1>days of Fox Sports Radio called rewriting your updates and

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<v Speaker 1>adding new material and it. It's fascinating because there's so

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<v Speaker 1>much stuff that goes on overnight that drops while we're

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, and uh, a lot of times that stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's just repeating the same, the same scores

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<v Speaker 1>over and over. You're not really doing the legwork to

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<v Speaker 1>try to go out and find the stories that they're there.

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<v Speaker 1>But listen, a lot of a lot of the people

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<v Speaker 1>do that throughout the day too. There's just to give

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<v Speaker 1>the same scores and they don't put put any kind

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<v Speaker 1>of gumption into finding what's going on out. Thankfully, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not one of those people. What I hear, you hear wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Guilt by association, game, guilt by association. Pierre says, did

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<v Speaker 1>you mention something about feeding a content kitty? Yes, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I put on Facebook Pier the content kitty, Dan

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<v Speaker 1>and Durham writes, and he says, I had someone steal

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<v Speaker 1>my don't tread on me flag and pull It's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>though I'm feeling unified. On another note, do you guys

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<v Speaker 1>know how much about low voltage elect trick devices? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, I wonder if you caught that person

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<v Speaker 1>on camera, that'd be a good question to ask. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not here. I can't ask him the question, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's gonna email you next week. So Dan, let

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<v Speaker 1>us know if you caught that person or if you

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<v Speaker 1>saw them on camera. Still your your material, alright? Next one,

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<v Speaker 1>Patricia's is the mail back. Patricia writes in from Vegas,

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<v Speaker 1>originally from Rhode Island. Yeah, she She's moved all the

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<v Speaker 1>way across the country, but still a Mallard Militia card

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<v Speaker 1>carrying Mallew Militia. Remember, Patricia says, why do I hear

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<v Speaker 1>some parts of this show is prerecorded? When I listened

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<v Speaker 1>to a couple of other shows, I can tell the

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<v Speaker 1>last hours just a repeat of an earlier hour. Well, Patricia,

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<v Speaker 1>that you don't want to know how they make the

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<v Speaker 1>hot dogs? Patricia, all right, I don't get that either,

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<v Speaker 1>but they don't ask me. Uh, stay in your lane.

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<v Speaker 1>But I believe radio should be live. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>these shows are actually taped, you know, every where in

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<v Speaker 1>the industry. Now it's a I don't get it, but

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<v Speaker 1>we do a live show I have done in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to do a five hour show on the weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>and they wanted a six hour show. So what they

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<v Speaker 1>did with they would take one of the hours and

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<v Speaker 1>replay it in the sixth hour. So I would do

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<v Speaker 1>five live, unique hours, and then the sixth hour would

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<v Speaker 1>be a repeat. But yeah, I mean there's some guys

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<v Speaker 1>that do three hour shows and the whole thing is

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<v Speaker 1>on tape. I don't I don't get it, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>to each their own. I guess it's interesting you picked

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<v Speaker 1>it up at your six I bet most listeners don't

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<v Speaker 1>even figure. They can't figure that out. But usually the

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<v Speaker 1>tell is if you're a call in show and you

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<v Speaker 1>no longer take calls, it's because you've been recorded. That's

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<v Speaker 1>usually the one of the dead giveaway, Dad giveaway. Anyway, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember Rick D's the radio legend. He used to

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<v Speaker 1>record the beginning of his morning show in l A

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<v Speaker 1>Kiss FM one h two point seven Kiss F s

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<v Speaker 1>f M. Yeah, and he approached me in the hallway

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<v Speaker 1>and he give me some sage advice. Now, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do this because I don't record the show. It's all live.

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<v Speaker 1>I figured, you know what, that's the whole point of

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<v Speaker 1>doing a show overnight. You're you gotta be there and

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<v Speaker 1>talking to people that are working odd jobs and whatnot. Anyway, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Jee's told me to listen, you're gonna tape something. Leave

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<v Speaker 1>the mistakes in, he said, because the people that listen,

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<v Speaker 1>don't they hear a mistake, they think, well, it can't

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<v Speaker 1>be on tape, because you know, why would you use

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<v Speaker 1>it was taped, It would clean up the mistake. Pretty

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<v Speaker 1>good advice. It's pretty good advice. He gave me my

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<v Speaker 1>largest tip. When I worked in the restaurant industry. I

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<v Speaker 1>worked for Petro's papadick as his dad at his Greek

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant in San Pedro papadickas Taverna and USC's football team,

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<v Speaker 1>the Marching Band, And that same night Rick D's came

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<v Speaker 1>in and I waited on him and gave me a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollar tip. I'll never forget it. I told you

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<v Speaker 1>get out of radio. Don't I'm ever going yet out

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<v Speaker 1>of radio? Uh vahed in New Orleans. Right. So, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>if you were a famous athlete, this is for both

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<v Speaker 1>of you, what most likely would have brought you down?

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<v Speaker 1>Would it be drugs? Alcohol? Uh? He says, ladies, social

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<v Speaker 1>media or blank man. That's tough. Well, you would be alcohol,

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<v Speaker 1>drugs and ladies. It would be like all three. They'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like trifecta. There little Dennis Rodman action, the Worm. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know that any of those would

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<v Speaker 1>take me down. Per se. I don't really do the drugs,

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<v Speaker 1>the alcohol moderation. I'm married. If I was single, I

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<v Speaker 1>could be the ladies, but I'm not not a single

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<v Speaker 1>guy now, so yeah, I don't know. Maybe social media

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<v Speaker 1>take me down. Yeah, I think maybe alcohol for me,

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<v Speaker 1>just the parting, going out and then thinking you can

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<v Speaker 1>re cover. You know, the recovery from a hangover is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot easier in your twenties than in your thirties.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, you go in Vegas and that's part of

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<v Speaker 1>being a professional ball player though. You gotta have the

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<v Speaker 1>ability to compartmentalize. You play your sport. But then after

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's it's like having a mullet. It's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's business in the front, party in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, sage advice by me, Thank you, he also says.

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<v Speaker 1>But he says all bars in New Orleans were closed

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<v Speaker 1>from Thursday, uh to says February eleven to ash Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>So says no, Marty gras R. Sorry. Be sure to

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<v Speaker 1>catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at

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<v Speaker 1>two am eastern eleven pm Pacific. Be sure to catch

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<v Speaker 1>live editions of the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two

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<v Speaker 1>am eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and

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<v Speaker 1>the I Heart Radio al Al Ohio. Al rights, and

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<v Speaker 1>he says, Ben, why do you always say any meani

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<v Speaker 1>mighty mo pick a caller by the name instead of

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<v Speaker 1>by the toe like the old saying actually goes well,

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of reasons for that, Al, he says, But

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<v Speaker 1>he said, you're afraid of offending flexus, the six toe

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<v Speaker 1>drag queen. No, I'm not afraid of offending Flexus the

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<v Speaker 1>six toe drag queen at all. I don't don't worry

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<v Speaker 1>about that at all. When I'm doing that. That is

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<v Speaker 1>actually I'll let you in on a little inside radio here, Ohio,

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<v Speaker 1>al and only for you. When I say any meany

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<v Speaker 1>miny mo pick a caller by the name. That is

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<v Speaker 1>a time fill because my callboard is not reset and

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<v Speaker 1>that is a cue to cooper loop to wake up

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<v Speaker 1>and actually send the calls over. So that's a time kill.

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<v Speaker 1>And I say any meanimnum will pick a caller by

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<v Speaker 1>their name, because I have a list of names in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me, not a list of toes anyway, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see here. And ohio All also says, what the

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<v Speaker 1>fund does Marcel mean when he says mixed match in

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<v Speaker 1>food picks? This makes no sense to me. The Marcel

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<v Speaker 1>calls are getting very stale. By the way, ohio All says,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he is hoping to get a job at

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<v Speaker 1>FSR or something with his announcing bits. Uh. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>likely some truth in that. And back in Marcel the

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<v Speaker 1>back of Marcel's head, he believes that he is actually

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<v Speaker 1>how is he has a job? I think he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>right now he has a job. He calls in every Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>Wednesday and Friday. It's part of his routine. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of stations he calls into around the country.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's the beauty of Marcel. Mixed match is his way.

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<v Speaker 1>And a listener actually pointed this out to us. When

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<v Speaker 1>he had said mixed match, that was a sign of

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<v Speaker 1>you got it right, You had got whatever the food

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<v Speaker 1>pick was, you had gotten right. But then somebody I believe,

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<v Speaker 1>pointed out to him that he was doing this and

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<v Speaker 1>he stopped doing it for a while. I think he's

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<v Speaker 1>back doing it though, so I I can't figure, uh

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<v Speaker 1>what is next here? Let's see any meaning money. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not write down the name. This person did not

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<v Speaker 1>say their names, so I don't know who said this,

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<v Speaker 1>but somebody wrote in said Ben, well to you, what

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<v Speaker 1>makes a good baseball hat? Please discuss the best type

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<v Speaker 1>of crown, high or low brim, shaped or flat, fit,

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<v Speaker 1>adjustable or fitted, label, price tag on and off? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not I don't leave the label like the

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<v Speaker 1>price tag on. I don't do that. I enjoy a

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<v Speaker 1>good fitted hat that fits properly more than the adjustable.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason I that is most of the adjustable hats

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<v Speaker 1>I have a very large head, very large head, and

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<v Speaker 1>most of the adjustable hats it just doesn't work. It

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<v Speaker 1>just doesn't work the adjustable hat. And because my head

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<v Speaker 1>is too big, and so the fitted hat obviously would

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<v Speaker 1>fit would fit perfectly. So that that is the That

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<v Speaker 1>is the key. As far as the other stuff, I

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<v Speaker 1>I like the I don't like the flat bill. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like that. I like I like it shaped a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. I think it looks better that way. It's

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<v Speaker 1>more aesthetically pleasing. Um. So those are some of the

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<v Speaker 1>things I look for in a hat. Anything guess scaring

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<v Speaker 1>that you look for in a hat. I'm just I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a fan of it being fitted and and shaped. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>the color is everything too. So that's why I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>fan more of minor league teams than I am of

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<v Speaker 1>the proteins in Major League Baseball. I don't think a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of them have a good look. Dodgers Yankees, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not really a fan of I like that

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Dodgers. The bet be for Benny, be for Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the same. Pretty good, right, come on all

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<v Speaker 1>about Benny alright, So listener, who I did not say

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<v Speaker 1>your name? You know who you are. I thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you gotta I tell you guys every week, name

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<v Speaker 1>in city, name in city before you send the message.

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<v Speaker 1>Mark from Waverley, Iowa. Right, since says how many hats

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<v Speaker 1>are you wearing in your current rotation? Great question, Mark,

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<v Speaker 1>I have. I try to rotate two weeks of hats

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<v Speaker 1>at a time, So in my rotation right now, I

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<v Speaker 1>have the Oregon State Beaver cap, the Fox Sports Radio

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<v Speaker 1>Cab Saddleback College cap. Uh. There's a couple of minor

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<v Speaker 1>league hats that are in here. The Iowa Hawkeyes hat

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<v Speaker 1>has gotten a lot of play in the rotation, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've been very lucky. I've got a good percentage of

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<v Speaker 1>hats that have come in recently. I love this m

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<v Speaker 1>hat that I'm a pilot sent in Smooth. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>minor league baseball hat, and that that's pretty good. The

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<v Speaker 1>Montgomery Biscuits hat, I think, I think that's the team.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, man, those are some of them. But I

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<v Speaker 1>usually I try to have a ten hats in a

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<v Speaker 1>two week rotation and then I change you up, like

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<v Speaker 1>every month. I'll try to mix in some new hats,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I have seasonal hats. Usually during football season Sundays,

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<v Speaker 1>I always wear the NFL shield hat Sundays. In the Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my go to hat. So there is a method

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<v Speaker 1>to the madness. Mark, Jason and Rocky Mount Virginia right,

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<v Speaker 1>since it's besides the wrestler formerly known as RUSSEV. Have

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<v Speaker 1>either of you met any wrestlers? Yes, Jason, I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I I've told the story a few times over the years.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was a celebrity manager at a w w

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<v Speaker 1>E event many many years ago, and we were promoting

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<v Speaker 1>the event through the radio station. They wanted some publicity,

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<v Speaker 1>so they said all right. I was doing the Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and Dave show with this guy damed Dave Smith, and

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<v Speaker 1>we went out there and we were celebrity managers. I

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<v Speaker 1>was the manager of the Headshrinkers, and I remember being

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<v Speaker 1>in the locker room was very exciting. I was a

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<v Speaker 1>huge wrestling fan growing up, and we were in the

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<v Speaker 1>locker room because we were the next to last event,

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<v Speaker 1>the next to last event, so we had to wait

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<v Speaker 1>through the undercard, and I met George the Animal Steel

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<v Speaker 1>passed away, and Viscera, who also passed away. So the

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<v Speaker 1>two guys that I met, we were, you know, my

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<v Speaker 1>old legends, and George the Animal Steel, an all time great,

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<v Speaker 1>and russef uh you know not russef Viscera I believe

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<v Speaker 1>was the name there, but yeah, he he had. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>the funny thing was that Visra the wrestler he had,

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<v Speaker 1>he was on the match like before us, and he

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<v Speaker 1>broke he's He was a massively large human being and

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<v Speaker 1>he broke the ropes and so everything got delayed for

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<v Speaker 1>like forty five minutes as a crew came in to

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<v Speaker 1>try to fix the ring because he had just destroyed it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean this guy was like five pounds. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like six nine pounds and he wore he wore

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<v Speaker 1>these contact lenses to make his eyes look like demon dies.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll never forget I was. We were in the

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<v Speaker 1>locker room and everyone's complaining. All the other wrestlers were

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<v Speaker 1>complaining because they're like, oh, man, we want They wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to get their thing over with and go and enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>their night, and they had to wait for for Viscera,

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<v Speaker 1>who I think changed his name to something else later on.

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<v Speaker 1>He passed away a number of years ago. But um

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<v Speaker 1>so he comes waddling in to the locker room and

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<v Speaker 1>all the other wrestlers are sitting around piste off and he's,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, shaking his head. I'm sorry, guys, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean to do it. I was hilarious. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>fun Maybe have you met any wrestlers Gagu I met

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day. I met Andre the Giant, And

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<v Speaker 1>oddly enough it was in Vegas, and that same weekend

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<v Speaker 1>trip that I was in Vegas, I saw Andre the Giant.

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<v Speaker 1>I also saw Jaws, the character who played Jaws and

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<v Speaker 1>Moon Raker. Yeah. Now when you met Andre the Giant,

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<v Speaker 1>did you like meet him? Meet him? Were just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like casually, Hey, hi, Yeah, it was a casual

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<v Speaker 1>hey hi, Like there was a bunch of people that

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<v Speaker 1>were were next to him, so we were at the MGM.

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<v Speaker 1>Oddly enough, when I was younger, I went to a

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<v Speaker 1>w WF event at the Anaheim Convention Center. And this

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<v Speaker 1>is like in the Haull Cogen days, that year of wrestling,

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<v Speaker 1>and I I was such a loser that I was

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<v Speaker 1>more excited to see mean Gene Okerland. And I had

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<v Speaker 1>a Mean Gene Oakland action figure with him holding the microphone,

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<v Speaker 1>wearing the tuxedo and all that. And I still I

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<v Speaker 1>remember I saw him. I got that. I waited for

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<v Speaker 1>the wrestlers to come out, and Mean Gene came out

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<v Speaker 1>and he was wearing like a track suit because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't have to wear his tuxedo and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>I fondly remember that. I also fondly remember getting morbidly

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<v Speaker 1>obese on those WWF ice cream bars. Man with those things,

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<v Speaker 1>damn with the outstanding well made product, A well made

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<v Speaker 1>product for sure. All right, who is next here? John

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<v Speaker 1>the jailer from Alan Town p A. Says Ben and

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<v Speaker 1>gascon some per soonalities behind the microphone work until they die.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have an exit? Strategy or will you will

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<v Speaker 1>I be listening to my grandchildren's lame jokes about Lizzo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very funny, John. Uh. I don't really have an extras strategy.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the job. I'd like to do the job

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<v Speaker 1>in one form or another. I'll stay at Fox Sports

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<v Speaker 1>Radio for for a good amount of time, but I

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<v Speaker 1>mean there's other places to work eventually down the line

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<v Speaker 1>if this doesn't work out. But I don't see myself

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<v Speaker 1>ever completely getting out of it. I could see myself

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<v Speaker 1>as I get older, just doing shows occasionally on the

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<v Speaker 1>weekends and part of the time like the grind, uh

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<v Speaker 1>per se, the audio grind will be something I would

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<v Speaker 1>want to do forever and ever. But a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>days a week, keep your fastball up, keep keep yourself

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<v Speaker 1>in the game, keep some skin in the game. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be okay with that. It's like being a head

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<v Speaker 1>football coach, right, you're hired to get fired. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like a football coach. You still end up

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<v Speaker 1>like it's a consultant or somewhere. You know, these old

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<v Speaker 1>coaches still work somewhere and they still do something. I know,

0:25:05.080 --> 0:25:08.280
<v Speaker 1>it's completely advantaged. It's true. Old guard entertainment realm is

0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:10.960
<v Speaker 1>you get a lot of folks that circulate in and

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<v Speaker 1>then out and then in back again. Well, once it's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to get in. And that's the problem with these

0:25:16.359 --> 0:25:18.600
<v Speaker 1>entertainment jobs. It's hard to get one. But then when

0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:20.080
<v Speaker 1>you get one, you don't want to give it up.

0:25:20.080 --> 0:25:21.480
<v Speaker 1>You want to keep it, and then when you lose it,

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<v Speaker 1>you want another one. Ken in Toledo writes, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>Ben and David, do either of you have one of

0:25:30.280 --> 0:25:36.040
<v Speaker 1>those black stone outdoor flat top griddles? Ben if yes,

0:25:36.160 --> 0:25:42.639
<v Speaker 1>what you cook the now freezer burn tomahawks. Thak, I

0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:45.760
<v Speaker 1>don't know what you're talking about. It's talking about your laziness,

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:50.400
<v Speaker 1>your incompetence. Actually, I don't have a griddle. I got

0:25:50.440 --> 0:25:52.920
<v Speaker 1>a And you saw this guest on when you came

0:25:52.920 --> 0:25:54.920
<v Speaker 1>over to the Malory mansion with him. I have a

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:57.760
<v Speaker 1>grittle top that I put on my barbecue that turns

0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:00.280
<v Speaker 1>it into a griddle. Yeah, what do we have? Had

0:26:01.200 --> 0:26:04.359
<v Speaker 1>we have? We made fahitas and then you brought some

0:26:04.440 --> 0:26:07.760
<v Speaker 1>carniasad over that. That's right. But we had had chicken

0:26:08.160 --> 0:26:11.399
<v Speaker 1>fahitas and some beef fahitas, and then you brought the

0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:18.320
<v Speaker 1>carne man cooked that up Joe in Richmond, Virginia, right,

0:26:18.320 --> 0:26:21.960
<v Speaker 1>since says, have you all gotten the COVID vaccine? Why

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<v Speaker 1>or why not? Guest guard, I think we've talked about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you got the COVID vaccine? I have not. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little low on the totem pole in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>people that qualify initially for it, but I know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's April fifteenth or sixteenth that Joe Biden

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<v Speaker 1>had announced that everyone will be eligible for it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually waiting, though, to see which one turns out to

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<v Speaker 1>be the most effective, because they've talked in isitue it

0:26:48.600 --> 0:26:51.680
<v Speaker 1>was Maderna fires are not so much than Johnson and

0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Johnson has been on the come lately, and part of

0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:55.719
<v Speaker 1>the reason for that that's only one shot. With Johnson

0:26:55.760 --> 0:26:58.480
<v Speaker 1>and Johnson, you might need a booster shot every year,

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<v Speaker 1>but one shot as opposed to double the dose as

0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:04.680
<v Speaker 1>you'd get from a DIRNA advisor. So no, I have

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<v Speaker 1>not yet. Yeah, I haven't gotten the vaccine either. I

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:10.879
<v Speaker 1>I've heard we actually could get it, guess because we

0:27:10.920 --> 0:27:13.480
<v Speaker 1>are technically frontline workers, believe it or not, thanks to

0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 1>the Martial Act. But I have not, and uh, I

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:21.480
<v Speaker 1>will get it at some point. I'm not rushing to

0:27:21.520 --> 0:27:25.399
<v Speaker 1>get it either, but my wife got it, and a

0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:30.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of my relatives have purchased it, not purchased pay

0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:33.919
<v Speaker 1>for it. But my brother is getting it. So I'm

0:27:33.960 --> 0:27:36.479
<v Speaker 1>waiting to see I said this last week, but I'm

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:37.919
<v Speaker 1>waiting to see how he does with it, and then

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<v Speaker 1>if everything's good with him, then I have the same DNA,

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 1>so I have no should have no problems. I know

0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:43.959
<v Speaker 1>this is a little dark, but did you hear what

0:27:44.000 --> 0:27:48.320
<v Speaker 1>FEMA is doing this year with funerals? No? No, what

0:27:48.320 --> 0:27:52.399
<v Speaker 1>are they doing? So FEMA is actually they are refunding

0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 1>reimbursing people up to nine thousand dollars for funeral costs

0:27:57.040 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 1>for individuals that have died due to COVID from Tony

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two where we're at now, and I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>up to thirty five thousand if it's multiple people in

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<v Speaker 1>a family paying back the money. Yeah, I'm like, Unfortunately

0:28:10.800 --> 0:28:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Dad did not die from COVID, so I don't I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not eligible to get to nine thousand. Yeah, but if

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<v Speaker 1>you said that he had COVID at the time of

0:28:16.160 --> 0:28:19.000
<v Speaker 1>his death, even if he died from you know, a

0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:24.280
<v Speaker 1>car accident, you'd qualify you get some of that money. Uh.

0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Dave from Mill Valley Rights and says, is there a

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<v Speaker 1>way to find the podcast of last year's Talent Show?

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to be able to hear the full

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 1>version of more? Uh yeah, we were a fan of

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:42.600
<v Speaker 1>the Talent Show, right. It's very lazy radio. It's like

0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:45.200
<v Speaker 1>the Power Hour edition to the Ben Mallory Show. Just

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 1>very kick up my feet again, this lacks my feet

0:28:48.600 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 1>an example of why all from j to the Brick

0:28:51.320 --> 0:28:57.200
<v Speaker 1>and Tom Looney piled it in for big fan of

0:28:57.200 --> 0:29:03.160
<v Speaker 1>the Brick House. Clearly that big fan. Uh uh No, listen,

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 1>you have to find the date. I don't off the

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<v Speaker 1>top of my head, I don't know the date of

0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 1>the Talent Show, but we did it. I believe we

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<v Speaker 1>did it earlier. I want to say we did the

0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Talent Show. I think it was in April or May

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<v Speaker 1>of I have to go back through my notes and

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<v Speaker 1>and check. But yeah, if you find the date, it's

0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:30.040
<v Speaker 1>very easy to find the podcast. All the podcasts are

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:34.120
<v Speaker 1>podcasts are archives, so you just have to find find

0:29:34.120 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 1>the date. But I don't have it right now off

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 1>the top of my head. Here, I don't remember the

0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 1>exact date. I'm not rain Man, I'm not Cowboy and

0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:44.240
<v Speaker 1>windsor right know the exact date of balls. Fan Jimmy

0:29:44.600 --> 0:29:48.200
<v Speaker 1>says he's from Fayetteville, Tennessee, says Ben and Mr West

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<v Speaker 1>of the four oh five. As a youth playing sports,

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<v Speaker 1>what was the biggest thrill of victory for you in

0:29:53.880 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 1>the agony of defeat? I think we've been over this before.

0:29:57.280 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 1>I feel like we've answered these questions before, this question before. Yes,

0:30:02.240 --> 0:30:03.720
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. I mean, go back and hear

0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:05.600
<v Speaker 1>the old podcast bat You Up by You. Wow, what

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:09.280
<v Speaker 1>a jerk. I don't want to repeat old material. Big

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Mike from Courtland, New York rites in the Crown City.

0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 1>He says, it appears that mobile sports betting is coming

0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:18.400
<v Speaker 1>to the Great state of New York. Yeah, what are

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:21.800
<v Speaker 1>your thoughts on legalized sports betting expanding across the US?

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<v Speaker 1>Good or bed? It's not good or bad. It's great.

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<v Speaker 1>The word is great. First of all, I'm a gambler,

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<v Speaker 1>so for me, you're asking the wrong guy the question

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:33.840
<v Speaker 1>if you're looking for a negative answer. Uh. Secondly, there

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:36.040
<v Speaker 1>are gonna be people. They're gonna lose money and will

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:38.960
<v Speaker 1>not be able to manage their money and we'll get

0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>carried away. But it's the same as alcohol, right, alcohol

0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:44.800
<v Speaker 1>is legal. There's a certain persentie of people that drink

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 1>too much and get in the car, accidents and problems happen,

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 1>things like that. But gambling, I think, I think it's

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:52.560
<v Speaker 1>a it's a cool thing. I think if you have

0:30:52.640 --> 0:30:55.960
<v Speaker 1>disposable income, a little bit extra money, rather than buy

0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>a lottery ticket or a bunch of lottery tickets, put

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 1>a couple of bucks down on a game, you're gonna

0:31:00.240 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>watch the game anyway. I think it's a wonderful thing,

0:31:03.840 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 1>and it should have been legal years ago. And adults

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<v Speaker 1>have the decision to make whether or not they want

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<v Speaker 1>to make a better or not. If it's not for you,

0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:14.280
<v Speaker 1>don't do it. Other people want to do it. Good

0:31:14.280 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 1>for them to each their own. I'm gonna push back

0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:19.240
<v Speaker 1>and say that it's a bad thing. The reason why

0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:22.480
<v Speaker 1>is because I think there was something great about going

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<v Speaker 1>to Las Vegas. You had to, you know, to save

0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>up money, and you had to allocate certain funds for

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:30.920
<v Speaker 1>a weekend or a couple of days in Las Vegas.

0:31:31.720 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 1>And you don't do that anymore. You don't need to

0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:35.640
<v Speaker 1>do that. And then on top of that if you

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<v Speaker 1>do know this. If you're a gambler when you go

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 1>to Vegas, if you're betting on the slots, craps, you know, poker, blackjack,

0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:46.080
<v Speaker 1>whatever it is, certain tables will give you action and

0:31:46.120 --> 0:31:50.160
<v Speaker 1>they'll give you comps like drinks, food rooms, things of

0:31:50.200 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 1>that nature. Or if you're gambling on sports right now

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 1>on a mobile ap, you get no comps. You might

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:57.840
<v Speaker 1>get an initial match play you put in a hundred

0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:59.440
<v Speaker 1>dollars will match you up to a hundred dollars and

0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:02.680
<v Speaker 1>something that nature. But outside of that, there's no real

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<v Speaker 1>incentive outside of just comparing books. When you're online, yes,

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 1>and you realize that there's really no there's nothing called

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:11.880
<v Speaker 1>the free lunch. Like you even though you you think

0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:14.080
<v Speaker 1>you're getting free drinks and all that, you're actually not,

0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Like those are built into the cost of everything. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I I understand that, but if you're winning, I mean

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 1>you're getting something for free, are you not? Yeah, but

0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 1>you're not. Nobody wins, right. You know, going in the

0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:30.200
<v Speaker 1>casino is great because you know going in the odds

0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:33.720
<v Speaker 1>are against you that you're going to lose, but you

0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:37.440
<v Speaker 1>still enjoy it. It's like recreational. It's entertainment, of course,

0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:39.640
<v Speaker 1>But who goes into a casino thinking I'm gonna make money.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna make a ton of money. I'm gonna come

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:43.200
<v Speaker 1>out here with more money, a bigger pile of money

0:32:43.440 --> 0:32:45.960
<v Speaker 1>than when I came in here. Poker players and people

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 1>that are typically gambling on crops, I mean, those are

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<v Speaker 1>the two games and black jack that are close that

0:32:51.280 --> 0:32:54.400
<v Speaker 1>you get fifty odds at least crap craps some blackjack

0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 1>that you get odds to the house. It's not accurate

0:32:58.080 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 1>to Vegas is gonna be fine. People are still gonna

0:33:02.080 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 1>go to Vegas, the gambling mecca and all that. It's

0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:07.080
<v Speaker 1>not gonna kill Vegas. I mean, the sports betting has

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 1>been legal in a lot of states for a while.

0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:12.200
<v Speaker 1>It's not like Vegas is is falling off the face

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:14.800
<v Speaker 1>of those casinos though they know all the tricks, man,

0:33:15.880 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they don't no clocks, no windows, and those

0:33:19.560 --> 0:33:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Vegas casinos and they're all designed like a maze. It's

0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:28.400
<v Speaker 1>it's fascinating. I read a book about that years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>about how they design casinos and why they do the

0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 1>things they do and all that, and it's, uh, it's

0:33:36.120 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 1>pretty pretty interesting. The mental tricks that they put on

0:33:40.120 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 1>people to get them to gamble. But gambling is like

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:45.560
<v Speaker 1>a reverse a t M machine. You put money in

0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:49.920
<v Speaker 1>and you don't get a lot of money back. So anyway,

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 1>what else do we have to see? Page down here?

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<v Speaker 1>Page down mark in Ottawa? Right, So, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you come up with the Mallard monologue? Connect

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<v Speaker 1>three words? So we've got pink lemonade, barbecue cover and

0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Jens saki and we're going to combine all these things

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:11.400
<v Speaker 1>together and make some baba ganooche. Well, there is a

0:34:11.520 --> 0:34:14.600
<v Speaker 1>method to the madness mark, but it's really random. I

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:17.759
<v Speaker 1>go I'll find something that I want to talk about

0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:21.279
<v Speaker 1>in a monologue, and you know, I'll jot down some

0:34:21.280 --> 0:34:23.680
<v Speaker 1>some bullet points and then I'll be like, no, I

0:34:23.960 --> 0:34:26.200
<v Speaker 1>try to figure out a way to tie everything together.

0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:31.319
<v Speaker 1>So um, it's not like I go in and say, well,

0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I gotta use you know this, that or the other thing.

0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:38.080
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of organically happens. But some some days are

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:41.960
<v Speaker 1>easier than others. Some days it's like they have anything

0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:46.760
<v Speaker 1>unique here. But blind blind Emmett the Seahawk fan in Olympia, Washington,

0:34:48.200 --> 0:34:52.479
<v Speaker 1>leading the race for blind Caller of the year he's

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<v Speaker 1>up for the Beny. He says, if you guys could

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<v Speaker 1>travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? You

0:34:59.239 --> 0:35:02.960
<v Speaker 1>ask this question too blind? Emmett did not him, but

0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:06.399
<v Speaker 1>I think someone asked very popular question. Yeah, I think

0:35:06.400 --> 0:35:08.160
<v Speaker 1>we already answered that. We we already got like New

0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Zealand or Australia. Yeah, I said, toky Europe or Mars

0:35:13.280 --> 0:35:20.240
<v Speaker 1>or Bangladesh. I've been watching these vloggers, these video travel

0:35:20.360 --> 0:35:22.920
<v Speaker 1>guys on YouTube, and there's one of these guys went

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:27.359
<v Speaker 1>to Afghanistan and was traveling, you know, like recently, like

0:35:27.520 --> 0:35:29.600
<v Speaker 1>a couple of months ago, went to Afghanistan, was one

0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:32.760
<v Speaker 1>and around went to North Korea years ago on a trip. Crazy.

0:35:32.840 --> 0:35:34.840
<v Speaker 1>I know the w w E does a great job

0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:38.279
<v Speaker 1>of honoring the military, and they go out to the

0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:42.319
<v Speaker 1>Middle East. Did they go to Afghanistan? I think they've

0:35:42.320 --> 0:35:44.600
<v Speaker 1>gone well, I know they've gone a Baghdad. I don't

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:47.799
<v Speaker 1>know if they've gone to Afghanistan. It's pretty wild. And

0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:50.880
<v Speaker 1>this guy was like in a Taliban controlled city and

0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 1>just wander around, damn like white dude from Arizona, like

0:35:55.480 --> 0:36:00.200
<v Speaker 1>sticking out like a sore thumb exactly. Uh. Stevens Swanton

0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Ohio says, do you guys get along outside of work,

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 1>watch games together, cook out? No, not at all. We

0:36:05.600 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 1>don't get along together at all. We don't go together. No, not,

0:36:08.560 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 1>None of that happened geographically undesirable. Ricardo from Fresno right

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 1>See says Ben. How much of a feminist is David Gascon? Well?

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:24.319
<v Speaker 1>The late Rush Limbaugh would call him a feminazi is

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:27.400
<v Speaker 1>what he would call the gascon he is? He we

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 1>call him at at work, we call him the Rapino

0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 1>of Fox Sports. Rod Yes, actually looks like Megan Rapino

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:36.239
<v Speaker 1>a little bit too, Not that that's bad. She's a

0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:40.200
<v Speaker 1>lovely lady. In my apologies doing purple hair, Chris and

0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Iowa writes, since is what is the Mallard maneuver for

0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 1>getting out of the doghouse with the wife? Currently in

0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:53.359
<v Speaker 1>that situation? Right now? Chris is having some some issues there. Chris,

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm pretty lucky. I don't get in the doghouse

0:36:55.520 --> 0:36:58.560
<v Speaker 1>very often, but normally my wife's pretty chill. I just apologize,

0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 1>And I've learned as a married man that you often

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<v Speaker 1>have to apologize for things that don't deserve an apology,

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<v Speaker 1>but you still have to Apologie. So I wish I

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<v Speaker 1>had more to tell you. Gascon's got nothing on this

0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:18.000
<v Speaker 1>because he's I recommend you cook and you clean. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what if you already do that and do better? I

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<v Speaker 1>doubt he cooks and cleans. I'm a dishwasher. I occasionally

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<v Speaker 1>do some of the laundry. Uh, you know, I know

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<v Speaker 1>how to cook. I learned how to cook a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years back. So yeah, it's work in progress for

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<v Speaker 1>your husband of the year. My god, there's the things

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:39.680
<v Speaker 1>you could do. Flowers, cook, clean, wash the sheets, make

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<v Speaker 1>the bed. Eric and Omaha rights and says, is there

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<v Speaker 1>an athlete you despise growing up and ended up meeting

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 1>them later in life and they ended up being friends? Well,

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:57.160
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say friends, and I wouldn't say someone I,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, dealt with growing up. But when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 1>I had heard some terrible stories. There's two people that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm want to name here, and this is off the

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<v Speaker 1>top of mind. I mean there's probably others that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>forgetting that I'll kick myself and say, boy, I wish

0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:11.799
<v Speaker 1>I had brought that person up if I think about this.

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<v Speaker 1>But but Eric, Mike Milbury and Mike Keenan a couple

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:20.279
<v Speaker 1>of hockey coaches, and I Mike Keenan in particular. I

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<v Speaker 1>had covered hockey a little bit early in my career

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<v Speaker 1>at six ninety and Keenan would come in with the

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<v Speaker 1>various teams and he was such an asshole, such a dick,

0:38:29.239 --> 0:38:32.480
<v Speaker 1>and you know, really short and give you the death stare,

0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:35.880
<v Speaker 1>kind of like the Belichick stuff. And Milbury. I had

0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:39.280
<v Speaker 1>heard some horrific stories about Mike Milbury, the old Boston

0:38:39.320 --> 0:38:41.319
<v Speaker 1>Bruin from back in the day. And then I worked

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<v Speaker 1>at NBC for a year and would travel back every

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<v Speaker 1>month to Stanford, Connecticut, and we'd all hang out on

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<v Speaker 1>the set, and then after we we wrapped up the

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<v Speaker 1>taping of the show, we would go hang out at

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel bar and those guys would fly into Connecticut

0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:01.239
<v Speaker 1>also and stay at the time they were they were

0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:05.320
<v Speaker 1>wonderful guys. I have very fun memberis of Mike Keenan

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<v Speaker 1>telling me how he was approached by a Russian aristocrat

0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 1>aristocrat to go coach hockey and Russia and then proceeded

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<v Speaker 1>to try to convince Mike Milbury to go join him

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<v Speaker 1>and coach a team in Russia. And Mike Milbury was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, and then he Keenan told him how

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<v Speaker 1>much money he got paid, and then all of a sudden,

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 1>Milbury perked up. He's like, oh, maybe I don't think

0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:30.239
<v Speaker 1>he ever did, but those those guys were pretty cool.

0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:31.960
<v Speaker 1>And Mike Milbury told me the famous one of the

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<v Speaker 1>great stories in NHL history when he beat up a

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<v Speaker 1>fan at Madison Square guard right around Christmas, got into

0:39:40.760 --> 0:39:45.759
<v Speaker 1>a Donny Brook in the crowd a Bruins Rangers game.

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 1>It's one of the great stories in hockey history. And

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<v Speaker 1>he gave me the play by play from his perspective

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:53.680
<v Speaker 1>what happened, and you know, he was like, hey, I

0:39:53.719 --> 0:39:55.399
<v Speaker 1>just wanted he was around Christmas. I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>back and see my mom, you know, and this guy

0:39:57.480 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, grabbed something and then one thing lent to

0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:04.840
<v Speaker 1>another and William Bam, here we go. Interesting anybody for

0:40:04.880 --> 0:40:09.880
<v Speaker 1>you against Tommy Losorda sorta you thought Losorda was I

0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:12.719
<v Speaker 1>thought I thought Losorda was a really nice guy, and

0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:16.680
<v Speaker 1>then I met him in person. He was a fucking asshole.

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:20.239
<v Speaker 1>And he actually he actually is an asshole too. He

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to speak at one of my sisters graduation

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:29.440
<v Speaker 1>or commencement events and apparently he had too much to

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<v Speaker 1>drink the night before, two hungover, didn't show up the

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<v Speaker 1>next day, and this is in Louisiana. Bailed on them

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<v Speaker 1>at an uncle that he was supposed to speak to

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:42.280
<v Speaker 1>an event at an event for for my uncle bailed

0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:45.400
<v Speaker 1>on that he's a dick. Not rest of soul, but

0:40:45.440 --> 0:40:51.080
<v Speaker 1>he's a fucking asshole speaking of the dead. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have that experience. I will tell you that my experience

0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:57.160
<v Speaker 1>with a sorta he did have multiple personalities. I think

0:40:57.239 --> 0:40:59.520
<v Speaker 1>most people have multiple And there there was the public

0:40:59.800 --> 0:41:02.920
<v Speaker 1>the sort of in front of the cameras, and then privately.

0:41:03.120 --> 0:41:04.799
<v Speaker 1>You know, you can't be like that all the time.

0:41:04.800 --> 0:41:06.120
<v Speaker 1>But I I you know, he was nice and he

0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:08.480
<v Speaker 1>would always ask me how I was doing, and it

0:41:08.520 --> 0:41:11.080
<v Speaker 1>will sort of like me. I think in part because

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:14.359
<v Speaker 1>I started covering the Dodgers. I was nineteen years old.

0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:16.600
<v Speaker 1>He was he only had a couple of years left

0:41:16.640 --> 0:41:18.960
<v Speaker 1>as the manager of the team. But I was one

0:41:19.000 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 1>of the last of the regulars at Dodger Stadium that

0:41:22.280 --> 0:41:25.759
<v Speaker 1>was covering him as a reporter. So I think that

0:41:25.840 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 1>he uh like that. But I'm glad that he treated

0:41:29.120 --> 0:41:31.600
<v Speaker 1>it like an asshole. That's good. I like Losorda Moore.

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:35.759
<v Speaker 1>Now hearing that story, well he's gone. Well, I know,

0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 1>maybe he'll come back to haunt you. Maybe that'll be

0:41:38.680 --> 0:41:41.560
<v Speaker 1>the case. Uh. Kathleen writes and says, hey, Benny Jet,

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:46.760
<v Speaker 1>have you ever done any stand up comedy? I noticed

0:41:46.800 --> 0:41:49.239
<v Speaker 1>that you put the same techniques to good use as

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 1>stand up comedians. Kathleen, listen, it's open mic night every

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:56.680
<v Speaker 1>night on the Ben Mallo Show. What are you talking about? No,

0:41:56.760 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 1>I've never done stand up comedy. I've never really considered

0:41:59.600 --> 0:42:04.200
<v Speaker 1>doing end up comedy, although, you know, if there's money

0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:07.799
<v Speaker 1>to be made. Joe Rogan owning, he he opened a

0:42:07.800 --> 0:42:10.960
<v Speaker 1>new comedy club. He's not open yet, but in Austin, Texas.

0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Go down the little stand up in Austin. Come on,

0:42:14.840 --> 0:42:18.239
<v Speaker 1>what do you say? See that house? Rogan bot in Austin. Home?

0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 1>My god. I don't know. Good for him, living like

0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 1>a king. He got out of California. Job by him? Man. Uh.

0:42:27.640 --> 0:42:30.000
<v Speaker 1>John in Corona, for some reason, says, are you best

0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:32.200
<v Speaker 1>friends with the hot dog vendors at Petco Park? No?

0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 1>I actually haven't been to Petco Park in a while.

0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Adrian in the mile I said he actually said this

0:42:38.080 --> 0:42:39.640
<v Speaker 1>a while ago, but I don't think we got to

0:42:39.680 --> 0:42:43.280
<v Speaker 1>this last week, he said. He and his family returned.

0:42:43.480 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 1>He lives in Obviously the Colorado returned from Midland, Texas.

0:42:48.560 --> 0:42:51.320
<v Speaker 1>They want on a trip to Midland, Texas to visit

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:55.680
<v Speaker 1>family and whatnot. And he points out here the key

0:42:55.719 --> 0:42:58.200
<v Speaker 1>part of this message. He says, while in Texas, I

0:42:58.239 --> 0:43:01.840
<v Speaker 1>finally got to try the famous raising canes chicken fingers

0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 1>at the Midland restaurant. I walked up to the counter

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:08.000
<v Speaker 1>and I asked for the Ben Mallard Special Adrians. The

0:43:08.080 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 1>young lady behind the counter looked at me funny and

0:43:10.800 --> 0:43:13.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't know what I was talking about, and then I

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:16.760
<v Speaker 1>had to explain to her. Adrian says that I wanted

0:43:16.800 --> 0:43:21.560
<v Speaker 1>the Keniak Combo no Coast law, extra fries, the Texas

0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:26.200
<v Speaker 1>toast on both sides, and a large lemonade. Adrian says

0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:28.480
<v Speaker 1>the meal was delicious and I will eat there again.

0:43:29.120 --> 0:43:31.640
<v Speaker 1>He also points out this is this is also interesting.

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:35.799
<v Speaker 1>During his drive from Denver to Midland, Texas, the speed limit,

0:43:35.880 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 1>he says, is mostly seventy five miles an hour, so

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:41.280
<v Speaker 1>he says he said his cruise control to seventy nine

0:43:41.280 --> 0:43:45.319
<v Speaker 1>miles an hour per the Ben Mallard show recommendation that

0:43:45.360 --> 0:43:48.080
<v Speaker 1>we always talked about, and he made it there and

0:43:48.200 --> 0:43:56.920
<v Speaker 1>back with no speeding tickets. It's pretty good. There. You good?

0:43:57.360 --> 0:43:59.920
<v Speaker 1>All right? He also wants us to talk to Alan

0:44:00.000 --> 0:44:02.760
<v Speaker 1>and Roach, he said, would be a great Friday interview

0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:07.720
<v Speaker 1>for the podcast Good Idea. Do you know who Alan Roaches? Yeah? Why?

0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I wonder what the fascination behind Alan Roaches? Though? Well?

0:44:12.040 --> 0:44:14.319
<v Speaker 1>Who is Alan Roach? Do you know what he does? Yeah?

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:17.520
<v Speaker 1>He is a public address announcer. I know that. Yeah,

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:20.719
<v Speaker 1>he's the Denver Broncos. You're a Bronco fanboy, He's the

0:44:20.760 --> 0:44:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Denver Broncos public address announcer. He's also the voice of

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:28.560
<v Speaker 1>the train that runs inside Denver International Airport and he

0:44:28.640 --> 0:44:32.040
<v Speaker 1>works at k o A and Denver, a legendary, uh

0:44:32.239 --> 0:44:34.400
<v Speaker 1>legendary radio station. Does he do the trainer? Does he

0:44:34.480 --> 0:44:36.880
<v Speaker 1>do the actual airport like I thought he did the

0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. According to Adrian, he says, when's the

0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 1>last time you were the Denver Airport? It's been it's

0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:47.279
<v Speaker 1>been a few years. It's been seven or eight year.

0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:50.440
<v Speaker 1>It's depressing seven or eight years. Yeah, I know what

0:44:50.640 --> 0:44:52.759
<v Speaker 1>l a xual. They have celebrities doing a lot of

0:44:52.800 --> 0:44:57.400
<v Speaker 1>the stuff which is I find annoying? I find annoying. Alright,

0:44:57.400 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 1>guess I apparently have things to go. I don't know

0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:01.080
<v Speaker 1>what things to do, if things to you know, I

0:45:01.080 --> 0:45:02.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know why. I don't know what you have to do.

0:45:02.719 --> 0:45:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. But that's my weekend. You have

0:45:05.880 --> 0:45:07.600
<v Speaker 1>a lot of things on the plate for the weekend,

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:09.960
<v Speaker 1>and you're rushing me through this. And there's so many

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:12.000
<v Speaker 1>other questions we didn't get to in the mail bag.

0:45:12.120 --> 0:45:13.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, none of them have been addressed to me,

0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:17.480
<v Speaker 1>So who cares? Wow, all right, we'll be back on

0:45:17.719 --> 0:45:20.359
<v Speaker 1>I will be back on the radio, and I'm sure

0:45:20.360 --> 0:45:23.239
<v Speaker 1>guesscout will probably miss a podcast or two coming up here.

0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:27.360
<v Speaker 1>But I will be back on the radio tonight Sunday

0:45:27.440 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 1>in the Monday eleven p m. Sunday Night in the

0:45:29.800 --> 0:45:33.680
<v Speaker 1>West two AM in the East with four hours of

0:45:33.680 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 1>original audio content. Will be recapping the Masters and everything

0:45:37.600 --> 0:45:39.759
<v Speaker 1>else that happened the good, the bad, the ugly from

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