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Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and

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Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well, I gotta

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Speaker 1: tell you something, everybody, And this is great news for

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Speaker 1: everybody that I'm or share something with your principle of

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Speaker 1: becoming successful at whatever level you choose. It can be

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Speaker 1: successful in the relationship, successful in the family. Successes may

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Speaker 1: be considered to you becoming a homeowner. It could be

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Speaker 1: being dead free. Your ideal success could be sixty thousand

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Speaker 1: I want to share with you the very beginning of that.

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Speaker 1: If no one's ever done it. I'm going to say

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Speaker 1: the beginning of it today. See scripture makes it very

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Speaker 1: clear for us you don't The only thing you need

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Speaker 1: to become successful is already inside of you. It's not

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Speaker 1: an external need. God wouldn't do that to you. He

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Speaker 1: puts the core basis of everything you need inside of you.

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Speaker 1: So if you discover it, if you tend to it,

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Speaker 1: nurture it, fertilize it and water it, it grows, it

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Speaker 1: It's all within you. And if you cultivate your relationship

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Speaker 1: with God, it comes out it flourished. Now, let me

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Speaker 1: tell you that thing that I'm talking about is a

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Speaker 1: God given gift that He has given to all of us.

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Speaker 1: We all possess it. It is all within us that

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Speaker 1: everybody has a gift. Had somebody told me what I

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Speaker 1: of mistakes. I just didn't know the principles. I had

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Speaker 1: to learn them all well. One of the principles of

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Speaker 1: becoming successful is your mind set. You got to get

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Speaker 1: your mind right now. This mindset is simply a decision

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Speaker 1: that you can make. I can't get it for you.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you what to do, but you got

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Speaker 1: to make the decision. You that's listening, have to decide.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna go on and get at it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop renting. I'm gonna become a homeowner. You

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Speaker 1: you make these decisions, that's correcting your mindset. Now. The

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Speaker 1: get sustaining the mindset. How many times have you started

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Speaker 1: help you carry out the other force out there, that

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Speaker 1: you can consider yourself not worthy or failure or unable

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Speaker 1: Why would you teat yourself like that? Why would you

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Speaker 1: the worst ways that you can rob yourself of the

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Speaker 1: You ain't jay Z and Beyonce, you're not You're not

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Speaker 1: Oper Instead, man, that's not who you are. Quit looking

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Speaker 1: be the best you you can be, not the best them.

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Speaker 1: What are they? What are your goals and your visions?

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Speaker 1: What do you see for yourself? What do you dream about?

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Speaker 1: If you knew you couldn't fail at whatever it is

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Speaker 1: what we need to be after It's a mindset, y'all.

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Speaker 1: It's a decision, it's a will, it's a change of direction.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, talk to God. God got something for you.

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Speaker 1: You just gotta check in with him. You're listening show, ladies, gentlemen, girls, boys, thanks, animals, aliens, everybody.

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Speaker 1: a lien? You don't have no a liens? Friends? So

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Speaker 1: of this one right here. So what y'all talk about?

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Speaker 1: What y'all talking about? I'm open, I'm opening. It's a

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Speaker 1: good way to start. She'll go ahead talk. Okay, he's

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Speaker 1: from Mars. He's my friend, and he's been talking about

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Speaker 1: how they having Mars quakes. You know we have earthquakes,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's how you don't have no friends. If

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Speaker 1: does he get to that? You don't remember the friend

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Speaker 1: I remember him, Marvin. We don't see him either, but

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Speaker 1: I love Mark the Disney carton. Yes see C C. Jake?

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Speaker 1: He got friends? Is anybody inside? I am? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Is that a question? Carlo? Seriously, I'm looking around the

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Speaker 1: room like he's got Martian friends. Yeah, when they show up.

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Speaker 1: how to talk to him. That's your problem you need

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Speaker 1: I got no Martian friends. Fail, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: They show nothing but a helmet with some sneakers shot.

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Speaker 1: So now that explains it. Okay, sure that supposed to

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Speaker 1: be my friend. I'm done with her yourself? You do?

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Speaker 1: You got the shout as marshes? How do they look

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Speaker 1: sick just to helmet with some Converse sneakers sticking up

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Speaker 1: I was right now he don't want to laugh. That's

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Speaker 1: how he looked in his football uniform. Okay, when we

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Speaker 1: he looked, Marsh. But who's taller, you think, though, Dan,

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Speaker 1: But he just got quiet you oh you him all right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two after the hour, something funny

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Speaker 1: you're listening to a right to Steve. Let's talk about

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Speaker 1: some of your favorite Christmas memories, um, you know, and

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Speaker 1: just damn gift man. But the tearing off of the

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Speaker 1: wrapping thing, yes, yeah, we're gonna use that paper next year.

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Speaker 1: We had, I know, and my mom wrapped like the

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Speaker 1: yes she could. It looked just like it did at

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Speaker 1: the at the department stories. My mom could wrap. Yeah, man, girl,

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Speaker 1: Lord with the light with the light wrapped you to

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Speaker 1: Dog dog if you if you thought it wasn't truck,

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Speaker 1: that's probably what it was. It was obvious going over

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Speaker 1: you knew. Wow, I gotta bowling ball, exactly what it

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Speaker 1: looked like he gave ball. I remember when I got

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Speaker 1: a tape recorder one year. Oh, that was always a

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Speaker 1: because of that tape recorder right there? Oh yeah, well

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Speaker 1: happened to what you pressed play and recorder frankers to

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Speaker 1: get it done? Yes, yes, my mama got me mine

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Speaker 1: for Christmas. I took it upstairs and recorded Rudy ray

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Speaker 1: When my dad and them used to play it, ok,

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Speaker 1: And I used to sit on the steps in the

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Speaker 1: You're listening show. This is just about Santa Claus Center

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Speaker 1: is busy now because Santa is so busy some of

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Speaker 1: charged with her murder. The task forces inclusion cops the

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Speaker 1: additional training and electronic monitoring of ZIP codes where search

424
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Speaker 1: wants are issued. That's it. This is scary. According to

425
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Speaker 1: a report and Newsweek, there are means of angry and

426
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: armed Americans who are standing ready to seize power if

427
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Speaker 1: Donald Trump loses a reelection bid in twenty twenty four.

428
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: The report says there are many rank and file Republicans

429
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Speaker 1: who own guns and who in recent months have been

430
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: speaking openly about the need to quote take down by

431
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Speaker 1: force if necessary the federal government, which right wing media

432
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: has convinced them is illegitimate, overreaching, and corrosive to American freedom. Well,

433
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: is that you, sny Glass? Well, it's claws somewhere. There's

434
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: some information that you need to know before you think

435
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 1: about suffering that Christmas stocking, Walmart's apologizing to a black

436
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: woman in Kentucky who noticed or when she found the

437
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: black version of a popular white doll that Walmart was

438
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: charging teen bucks more for the black one. That happened before, yes,

439
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: back in up twenty fourteen, and another national retail chain

440
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Speaker 1: WBLSH two one in New York. You're listening show, all right?

441
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve introduced your your your best friend. Let

442
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown just got here. No no, no, no, no,

443
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna to do better than that. We've been friends

444
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: for way too low. Put some put some sauce, in that.

445
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: Put some sauce on my name, some sauce on my

446
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: lazy gentleman, thank you, without further ado, the living myth

447
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 1: and legend that Damn Jay Anthony the Brown. Okay, can

448
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: we just run that every week because I know I'm

449
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to get you to do You're

450
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: not getting that ever, get it? Yeah? Saved that. Dave

451
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 1: marked that and saved that. Okay, because all right here

452
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: we go. What's in the mind of yours Shuli jay

453
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: Anthony Brown. It is the holidays. I'm talking to the grandparents.

454
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking to the aunts, the uncles, the aunties, the

455
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: older people who are buying gifts for these kids, probably

456
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: the very first time. Now a lot of us will

457
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: give cash. That's cool, and a lot of us don't

458
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: know what to buy. I don't know what to buy,

459
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: but I know what not to buy. I know what

460
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: you shouldn't try to give a child because they ain't

461
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: gonna want it. If your ass is wrapping up a

462
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: yoyo right now, stop what you're doing. Okay, stop it.

463
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: Don't nobody stop it. Don't nobody want to damn yo yo, Okay,

464
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: nobody wants that. If you went out and purchased, or

465
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 1: hula hoo with good intentions or hula hoo. They don't

466
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: know what the hell it is as soon as you

467
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: wrap that damn thing up, and they don't want it. Okay,

468
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: you can keep all these old ass board games, sorry,

469
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: monopol League operation. Don'tbody want them damn games. Okay, think

470
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: about it. When the last time your ass played Monopoly,

471
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: you ain't played long long damn give it to the child.

472
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: And here's something very important. Don't make a damn thing.

473
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: Don't make anything. If you're knitting, knit one pearl, to

474
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: knit one pearl, to knit one. Stop knitting. Don't nobody

475
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: want them thick ass demittens. No nobody with that thick

476
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: ass sweater, and that stop running neck and you get

477
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: a cramp in your damn neck. Don't nobody want that.

478
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: Stop knitting, Stop right now. Don't bake a damn thing

479
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: to send those things don't hold up in the middle.

480
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: And last, but not least, if you're building a doll house,

481
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: damn it, stop it. You stop right now. You build

482
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: a seven hundred pounds doll house, it ain't got no

483
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: floors in it. The ceiling is like so high you

484
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: gotta step down. On the bottom, the windows away at

485
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: the top. Don't know, child, want that? Stop building? Okay,

486
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: these are my holiday tips. Don't build a damn thing.

487
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: He's just a doghouse, that's what You're building. A damn dog.

488
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm finishing, all right, thank you, Jay, Merry Christmas.

489
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: You're listening to all right, Steve? Go ahead, Well, now

490
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: what you about to heal? It's pure comedic genius. But

491
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: I must play a disclaimer. This is going to be

492
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: a little edgy. He's gonna ruffle a couple of feathers.

493
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 1: So I'm just letting you know this. This is Jay

494
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, and I kind of got an idea. I

495
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: don't know exactly what it is, but I'm in supportive comedy. Yeah,

496
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,760
Speaker 1: but I'm saying we're doing this with a disclaimer, okay,

497
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: that no one can call us and say nothing about it.

498
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what he gonna do, but he

499
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: could run for some feathers, ladies and gentlemen. Jay Anthony Brown,

500
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 1: all right, what I'm what I'm about to do right now?

501
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: Every year, a lot of people, good people, you know,

502
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 1: meaning good have quanza parties. Now, okay, let's stop right there.

503
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a lot of people. You can

504
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: go ahead. You must be trying to build this joke

505
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: up and not a lot of quans. How about people

506
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 1: have a quanza party and don't a lot of people come,

507
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: and they wonder why people don't come? What I had

508
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 1: the suggestions to get more people to your quanza party.

509
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: Number one, offer a free die she get anybody who

510
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: will show up one side fit all. Everybody that shows

511
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: that kuanza party, you get a free bean piper. If

512
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: you don't like me, seetato. If you can't everybody don't

513
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: like Okay, now this one it's really good. This is

514
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: really really good. If you have a quanza party, Steve,

515
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: you can demonstrate what I mean by this. Do not

516
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 1: have more than two philosophying brothers or sisters at your party?

517
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: Don't you don't want more than two in there? You

518
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 1: don't want to, you know, brothers. Let me say this

519
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: about this time, this period that we partake of, in

520
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:10,240
Speaker 1: this equestrious moment, yea of history defiling or the gratuitousness

521
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: and the barbarousness of what these holidays are too. That's

522
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: why we celebrate qualsa. But I dare say, though brother,

523
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: you don't want that. We have competulate the situation knowing

524
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: that it is far regarically not a capability of scientific split.

525
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: Let let me interject some sensibility into this conversation. Okay,

526
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: you don't want a whole bunch of them at your party? Okay,

527
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: it tends up the mood. Number five, easerup. This is

528
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: very important. Easer. You know what E's up mean? Right,

529
00:41:53,320 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: he's up on the incense and sage. Okay, because the

530
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 1: back of my nose is burning. How about shoes that

531
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: like I got a headache? Noxious? Okay, my green taste

532
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: like Saint number two? You want number seven? You want

533
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: to play something other than the Lion King. And this

534
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: is benpointant that African drummers don't have to play all

535
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 1: night long. Okay, they don Shirley and Lastnight Last But

536
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,399
Speaker 1: don't tell nobody it's a quins a party. Just tell

537
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: him come over. Okay, don't have to tell him something

538
00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: you can't. I'm having a surprise. I have a party,

539
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: all right. Listen coming up for the nephew Uday Frank

540
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: phone call that's coming up right after corn Brass spell.

541
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: Like you're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at

542
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: the top of the hour about four minutes after. It's

543
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. I've never seen it or

544
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: touched it. Right now, the nephew in the building with

545
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Nav?

546
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 1: Christmas decorations? Christmas decorations running. Look, I'm trying to read cecil. Yeah,

547
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,919
Speaker 1: this cecil's going on. Hey this manny, Man, I live

548
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: like about four five streets over from you, this manny,

549
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: How you doing, brother? I'm doing good? Man? How you doing?

550
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm good? Hey, uh, I see you. You You got

551
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: your Christmas lights up right, you know? Yeah? I got

552
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: him up. I got my whole of them, everything set up. Man,

553
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: it's just looking real good. Okay. Let me let me

554
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: ask you something, man. The theme you got in your yard?

555
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: Where you get that idea from? What you mean? Where

556
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: I get them from? The idea? Like you got a

557
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 1: snow man, you got Santa Claus, some reindeals, you got

558
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: your whole house decorated. You got Jesus with the Manger

559
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: and the wise men around him. Where did you get

560
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: your idea from? I'm I'm lost what you're talking about? Man?

561
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: You ask me where I got a theme from them?

562
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: I mean you try to imply from them. I'm I'm

563
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: asking you a question, where did you get the idea from?

564
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: I made this up. I made up Jesus, Jesus and

565
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: the man you know that represents Chrystal Man. You go

566
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: with a team that's Chrystmas base man, and that's that's

567
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: Chrystmas base Jesus. There Chrystmas Jesus and in just in

568
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what's what's going on? Man?

569
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: Who are you? Where you getting my number from? Any

570
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm manny man, I'm manning. I got I

571
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: got your number from one of the people that live

572
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: on your street. And I'm just asking you on the

573
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,280
Speaker 1: reel where you get this idea from? I made this idea?

574
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: If I made this up? Man, I made this up.

575
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: Get the second time you ask me why I get

576
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: this idea from? What are you trying to go? The

577
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 1: real deal? Dog? The same thing you got if you

578
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: come four streets over. I got the same thing in

579
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: my yard, and it looked like you to stole my idea.

580
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: And see what you ain't gonna do is try to

581
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: win Christmas yards of the season, and you don't stole

582
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 1: my idea. That's the problem I got with you. Now.

583
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: The problem you got is like to twist it, okay,

584
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: to see I put this together without here. I never

585
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: even heard of you many begin with. Secondly, I've been

586
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: doing this particular theme in my yards as I've been

587
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: standing over. I've been stand over in six years. You

588
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.

589
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: You ain't had that mad this team last year and

590
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: the year before, and I put mocked up in the

591
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: same place every damn time I put it down. You

592
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: did not had this last talk about who are you

593
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: to call me and tell me about my theme and

594
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: about my yard and what you got going. I know

595
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: you ain't copying. Man. Man, I'm gonna tell you right now,

596
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: and I ain't going to go no further. You need

597
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: to rearrange your theme and get a different thing, because

598
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: you got the same theme I got. No, you need

599
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: to rearrange your okay, because I ain't rearranging Jack over here. Hey, man,

600
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: let me tell you Jack. Tell you something, man, And

601
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: I'm being really as real as I can be with you.

602
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: If I got to come over there and unplugged, if

603
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: you got to come out. If I got to come

604
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: over to your house unplugged some stuff, No, no, no, thine,

605
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: if that thing my foot will be getting unplug from

606
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: your First of all, you ain't gonna come on my street,

607
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 1: in my house and just respect me at all about

608
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 1: anything that I got set up in my yard, Seuly,

609
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: I ain't. I'll tell you what. Then, I'm just gonna

610
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: do this ship. I'm gonna just come over there and

611
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: take Jesus and take them and take them wise men

612
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: at your yard. That's what I'm gonna do. Come over

613
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 1: this way, call everybody messing with Jesus in the manger.

614
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna be some real power. Because football, that's fake signal.

615
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: That's that's the son of other things. Now, if you

616
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: want to come over here, you want to kind of

617
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: do something like that, you're gonna need Jesus to help you.

618
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: This is gonna be some rolling around going on like yo,

619
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: what the bottom line is just right here? You got

620
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: the nerve to do the same thing. My god, I'm

621
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: full streets over. I'm driving through looking at everybody's man,

622
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: looking at everybody's the only one and seen same way

623
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: the same place. He a doot long yere. Ain't nobody

624
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: ever call on me? Your stuff look like? Man? It

625
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: from four five six? Who the head is? Man? In

626
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: any wait? Man, ain't got no right coming on my

627
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: street because you don't stay on this street. You're going

628
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: around living at people. I'm trying to get your ideas. Man,

629
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: you got a rich No, No, I'm very original. I

630
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: moved to this neighborhood and fol you did. I've been here.

631
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: I've been here ten years. You've been here, boy six

632
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: I lone. You've been living over here. I've been living

633
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: over here six years. This fu the vision was just

634
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: coming up when I came over here. How are you

635
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: gonna tell me? You've been running your team long and

636
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: I've been running mine? Who you clay? Hey? Man? And

637
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 1: it ain't. I ain't got time to go back? Man.

638
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 1: You know what, I got better things? So I still

639
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: got some more lights put up? Hey, I gotta want

640
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: to class to go back and forth. When I'm gonna

641
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: tell you just right here, I'm to come take Jesus

642
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: off your yard. I'm gonna take Jesus and then one

643
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: to take Jesus out my yard. I see now you're

644
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: sounding like when I'm crazy. People come about thinking Jesus

645
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 1: out of my life. That's where he's got life and

646
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: mess up. Come on over. I got somebody and that's

647
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: what you look here. Don't turn your life on the

648
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: lights gonna being on the nighte tomorrow night and every

649
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: other night. Tell about taking my Jesus into mankers. I'm

650
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: original as a written that can be. Come over if

651
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: you want to. I got something. You have stole my

652
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: ideal and we're talking about this stelling ideas. Come on here.

653
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: Let's hey dog dog, let me tell you something right

654
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: now Jesus and then wise men is coming I hill

655
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: yard today. No, you know what, man, I'm through with you. Man,

656
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm through with you. You know what. Come over here

657
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 1: if you want to touch my making Jesus touch my

658
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: manjer touch Meving Joseph and the wise Man, and I'm

659
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: gonna put the North Star over your literally, hey man,

660
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: they don't know where you get my number from a night?

661
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: Who are you anyway? Who is it? Who are you? Man?

662
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: I tell you what you tell about? Coming over here,

663
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 1: listen with anything on coble Okay, set to go off

664
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: every evening at du from the story getting dark my

665
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: going on. Let mine come on the nights for you anyway?

666
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 1: Why why are you why you can't come up with

667
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: your own team? Man? Why you can't my own sea?

668
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: And look at it? I'll tell you what, man who

669
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: for you? Anyway? We're just squatted right now? You stay

670
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: four five three over what kind of color you got

671
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: your God? While I come find you little come deal

672
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: with you right now where you at, right now, where

673
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 1: you are? You know what? Don't worry about where I'm at.

674
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a ready on your life about moment litter.

675
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna come fine, No, your life ain't coming

676
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: on tonight. What never not come on the night. There's

677
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: gonna be some problems in your life. It's gonna be

678
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: on the breeze and you I don't let you know this?

679
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: Man he Mann? Who for you anyway? Man? You have

680
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: caused me out of the blue telling me that you're

681
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: gonna come disconnect my life and steal my major and

682
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: take my baby jeeves out the man? Who are you

683
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: set up here accusing me of feeling your things when

684
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: it's been my theme or all these years six years

685
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: I've been doing this night of War best yard three

686
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: years or three years running in this season. Now I

687
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: think you're trying to get mine. But but see the

688
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: problem is you don't want the best yards because you're

689
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: still in my idea. How can I be sitting your man? Man?

690
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: You know what you and your and I'm ready to

691
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: deal with your right hey, dog, dog, I'm not going

692
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: to go back and forth with you. You stole my

693
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: Jesus theme. Dog. Oh wait a minute, how can I

694
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: warn that's yard three years running? And you're saying I

695
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: got to think and you you should have been getting

696
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 1: you must not be doing it right. Let me let me,

697
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: let me, let me go on on say this to

698
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 1: you right now. Dogs, what Larry on your streets told

699
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: me to call you, larrys Larry told you to come

700
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: on later, gave you my number, Larry, and Tommy told

701
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: me to call you every Timmy told you to call me.

702
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: Do you know who Tommy is? Nothing that ain't there,

703
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: ain't never missing? Ain't Tommy to me? Who I'm Tommy?

704
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

705
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: just got planked by your boy, Larry Man. Nephew Tommy

706
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: you want the Morning Show told me to call you.

707
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: It's a you win. Every single year the Christmas yard,

708
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: but it's Californna. Yeah. Let me ask you something. What's

709
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane? Oh man? Hands

710
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: down't know the show with Nephew. You know you can't

711
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: do that. Y'all know that though yo yo lights side

712
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: side can't look like somebody else lights out side. You

713
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: can't take nobody's theme. You get behind with behind that.

714
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 1: It's serious on my street, roll through the neighborhood. You

715
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 1: can't nobody to have your same layout. You got, man,

716
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: got another black Jesus on the street. At Jesus on

717
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: the street. It's serious, serious, man, put these lights up

718
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: the serious doc they mean it You going death behind Christmas? Correct,

719
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: it's trying to one up your neighbor. Yeah, Christmas lights threat.

720
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you A lot to think about

721
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 1: in that one up. Next Strawberry Letter subject, The subject

722
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: is for Tommy. I've never seen it or touched it

723
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 1: back to get into the letter. Right after this, you're

724
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Morning Show. Time now for today's

725
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

726
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: and more, please please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve

727
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

728
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: reading your letter just like this one. We're gonna read

729
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: this one live on the air right here, right now,

730
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 1: let's go to me. Buckle up, hold on tight. We

731
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: got it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter, Thank you. Subject.

732
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: I have never seen it or touched it. Dear Stephen Shirley.

733
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: I've been in a long distance relationship with a great

734
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: guy for the past six years. We live an hour apart,

735
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 1: so it's not far at all. We see each other regularly.

736
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: When we spend time together, it's wonderful and we have

737
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: a lot of sex to make up for the times

738
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: we're apart. Although we have a lot of sex, it

739
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 1: is never the romantic experience that I crave because I've

740
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: never seen my man naked from the waist down. I

741
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: have never touched any part of his body from the

742
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,720
Speaker 1: waist down. He will let me rub on his chest

743
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: and that's it. If I try to touch below his waist,

744
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: he immediately grabs my hand. I used to ask him why,

745
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,760
Speaker 1: and he would say that it's his goal to please

746
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: me and that I should just relax and let him

747
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: take over. That is so weird to me, and it

748
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: ruins the whole experience for me. As soon as we're done,

749
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: he puts his boxers back on. He has never just

750
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: rolled over and passed out like my ex is used

751
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,879
Speaker 1: to do. Another thing that's strange is we have never

752
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: taken a shower or a bubble bath together. I have

753
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: no problem sacheting around with no clothes on in front

754
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: of him, and he enjoys it. But he is always

755
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,760
Speaker 1: covered up. I know you are wondering why I'm bringing

756
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: it up now if I've been dealing with it for

757
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: six years. Well, he's been talking about taking our relationship

758
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 1: to the next level, so now I have to make

759
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: some decisions about him and our future. I don't know

760
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: if I can live with the prudish man for the

761
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: rest of my life. We are both in our late fifties,

762
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: so I am not sure what he's hiding down there.

763
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 1: I should be able to love on his entire body

764
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: and enjoy a little shower action occasionally. If this is

765
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: his only flaw, that may then I may be overthinking things.

766
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: What do you think? Is it strange to you? How

767
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: can I open up a discussion about it? Please advise? Wow,

768
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: this whole letter is a little weird and strange to me.

769
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: The fact that you've been in a long distance relationship

770
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: for the past six years is weird and strange to me.

771
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: The fact that you think in our way qualifies as

772
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: a long distance relationship is a little weird and strange

773
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: to me. And the fact that you say you have

774
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: a lot of sex but you have not seen it

775
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: or touched him below the waist but you want to

776
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 1: and he won't let you that is super weird, super strange.

777
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 1: So I don't know. At first, I was thinking, you know,

778
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: maybe he's married, maybe he's not that into you. But

779
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: then you say, he's been talking about taking your relationship

780
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: to the next level, so now you have to make

781
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 1: some decisions about him. I mean, could he be like

782
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: super super shy or something. I don't know. I mean,

783
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on down there that he

784
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: won't let you see or touch. I mean, you know,

785
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: I've heard about women who want to, you know, to

786
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: be intimate with the lights off and things like that,

787
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:50,399
Speaker 1: but usually men don't care. So you know, they walk

788
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 1: around naked and you know they're very comfortable with their body.

789
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: So I don't know, Steve's a man, I'm gonna pass

790
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: this one over to him. Maybe he sees something in

791
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: here that, um you know, yeah, I mean I was

792
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 1: gonna say that, Um, maybe you know he's disproportionately small

793
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: or something, but you have a lot of secks, so

794
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 1: that couldn't be it, and you would know that I

795
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 1: got it, all right, all right, So I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

796
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pass it on over to Steve right now,

797
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: go ahead, I got it, fu you go ahead, baby.

798
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 1: Before I answer this letter, I'm gonna put a disclaim out.

799
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: If you have small kids in the room or in

800
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: the car, put their headsets on and let him do

801
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: something else, because this is an educational letter, and I

802
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: would be using educational terminal terms. Okay, if you don't

803
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 1: want your children in the hill words like this, then

804
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm asking you gently as a father and a grandfather.

805
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: Now my grandkids get to hear this type of stuff

806
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: because Pap part don't fix a damn thing in his house.

807
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: I stay here, y'all on chipping and on rent. You

808
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: hear it ain't old. By the way, Congratulations to love

809
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: Ezra because he's walking now. I saw a video funny

810
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: all right, So here we go. I've never seen it

811
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 1: on testing this shell and Steve, I've been a long

812
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: distrelationship with a great guy for the past six years.

813
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 1: We live our parts, so it ain't far at all,

814
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: and we see each other often. Our part is not

815
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: a long distant relationship. It's a long drive, but it

816
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: ain't a long distance. It takes a minute to get down,

817
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: but it's not long distance. Long distant relationships mean it's

818
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: hard to see one another. But you said in your

819
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: ladder that you see each other often, and when you do,

820
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: you have a lot of sex together, making up from

821
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: your time apart. But you say it's never the romantic

822
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: experience that I crave because I've never seen my man

823
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: nked from the waist down? Und why why could this be? Well,

824
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: already know what the problem is and I'm gonna share

825
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: with it. He lets you rub on his chest, but

826
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: if I try to touch below his waist, he immediately

827
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: grabs my hand. And I used to ask him why,

828
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: and he would say it's his goal to please me

829
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: and I should just relax and let him take over.

830
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: Your man is in his late fifties. Your man has

831
00:58:51,200 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: a penal implant. That's what it is. All right, Steve,

832
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: hold on, we have part two of your response coming

833
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes. The subject of today's strawberry letter,

834
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: I have never seen it or touched it. And that's

835
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: what you call a good ass cliffhanger. You're listening to

836
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: st show. All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's

837
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: strawberry letters. Subject, I have never seen it or touched it. Now,

838
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: when we left off, yeah, we left off? Is in

839
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Speaker 1: a long distant relationship? That's an our way that ain't

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Speaker 1: long distance? Sherely pointed that out. You just take you

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Speaker 1: a longer time to see each other, but that ain't

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Speaker 1: long distance. Well, y'all have a lot of sex because

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Speaker 1: y'all been a part and you don't see each other.

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Speaker 1: And when you do have sex, it's not the romantic

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Speaker 1: experience that you crave because in your late fifties, you've

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Speaker 1: never seen or touched his private part from the waist down.

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Speaker 1: Every time you try, he rabs your head. Now, let's

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Speaker 1: stop right here. Who the hell? Okay, who who do that? What?

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Speaker 1: Man you having a romantic time with and you reach

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Speaker 1: for it? He goes, no, man, no, hey, what you're doing?

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Speaker 1: What you do? What you're doing what you're doing. What

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Speaker 1: you're doing, what you do that, don't do that? Who

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Speaker 1: do that? What man do? What? Man do this? And nah,

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Speaker 1: I got two solutions for you. The cliffhanger I left

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Speaker 1: with because he in the late fifties. The reason you've

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Speaker 1: never seen it, the reason never touched it. The reagon.

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Speaker 1: What all this here? Because your man has peno and

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Speaker 1: plans and that's it. Oh you wait the more Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we all easy shocking revelations. Yeah, you did a disclaimer earlier.

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Speaker 1: I did say, get your kids out of the room

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Speaker 1: now here. You're gonna have to do some explaining if

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Speaker 1: your kids hear this one, so listen to me careful.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully they won't. Maybe your man is not a man

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Speaker 1: work with me, work with me, but a woman with

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Speaker 1: no aid like a sexual Okay, I mean that's why

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Speaker 1: I like, let's just say some extra curriculum help activity device.

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Speaker 1: M hmmm. They don't take showers together, they don't take

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Speaker 1: baths together. He is always covered up. She said, Uh,

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Speaker 1: she's been dealing with this for six years. He wants

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Speaker 1: to take the relationship to the next level. Steve. Uh.

871
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Speaker 1: If she tries to touch it, he immediately grabs her hand.

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Speaker 1: Uh uh, huh. She's never seen him naked from the

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Speaker 1: waist down. Don't touch hmmm, says it's wow. I'm so,

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Speaker 1: I'm so. I'm so. I'm saying that I can't see it.

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Speaker 1: You can't see your shot magic. It's magic. It's like

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Speaker 1: a trick. And I don't want you to. I don't

877
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 1: want you This is an illusion. It's like, hey, let

878
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Do do do? Do the

879
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: magicians show you where the rabbit that? They never do?

880
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:23,479
Speaker 1: They never do. They never let me ask you something.

881
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 1: Do you have any idea of where the damn dove

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Speaker 1: come from? Never? So, I'm dog gon who you think?

883
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Speaker 1: Fifty said? With writing a song about what I got?

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Speaker 1: The magic? And you can't mess with it because it's magic. Girl,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna mess it. Girl, You're gonna mess around and

886
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Speaker 1: mess the whole trick up. Now. Wow, he's a magician.

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Speaker 1: He's a magician. Ship dating a magician? Okay, you Dayton?

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Speaker 1: What you du Curtis m Curtis Jackson? Wow, And that's

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Speaker 1: what it is. Those are your three options? Number one

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Speaker 1: penalt implant number two, number two. Your man is not

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Speaker 1: a man. Okay, it has extracurriculum activities. And number three

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Speaker 1: he's a magician. And you ca'se ever see the trick?

893
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Speaker 1: Whoa all right? Curtain back on the trick poster? Comments

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Speaker 1: on Today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey f M on

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Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook. Please don't forget to check out the

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand? Did you everybody? This is

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Speaker 1: the river of that door for the Steve Motor Show.

898
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Speaker 1: And I'd like to say, what weird Christmas? Have you juiced?

899
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Speaker 1: What'd you say? D Christmas? You're listening to? All right,

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01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 1: it's been a minute since Junior has blessed us with

901
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 1: the poem. And guess what he's here today with the poem.

902
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, listen, y'all. This got to be addressed.

903
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 1: This is important. This is not a game. Okay, let

904
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: me say. I've watched all these Christmas booms. I've seen

905
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 1: sama everywhere. I've seen the North Pole. But you know what,

906
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:59,240
Speaker 1: you don't see black elves? Where are they? How come

907
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 1: we don't have no black ells? So the title of

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Speaker 1: this poem is, Hey, Sadam, how come they't no black els?

909
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Speaker 1: That's all here? This is it. I just want to

910
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Speaker 1: address this black people everything, black people, black panther all that.

911
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 1: But did y'all notice all these years we've been living,

912
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 1: you ain't seen no black els. That don't bother y'all?

913
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 1: When it bothered me enough that I wrote a poem

914
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Speaker 1: about it. I'm serious here it is, Hey, Sandam, how

915
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: come there're no black els? I don't see any black ells, Santam,

916
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 1: what's up with that? Most of the els I see

917
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Speaker 1: a white And that's an actual fact. I guess black

918
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:45,560
Speaker 1: ells don't matter, at least they don't to you. You've

919
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:48,440
Speaker 1: been the North Pole all damn your long? Can't we

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01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 1: at least get too? I hate to march on the

921
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 1: North Pole because for marching the weather's not right. So, Senna,

922
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 1: I like some black els, and I like them before

923
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Speaker 1: Christmas night. Wow, So go ahead and pack your towards

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Speaker 1: to do your Christmas d but put some black hels

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Speaker 1: on your list. And damn it, I'm asking nicely, please

926
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 1: don't make me come up there, because I will then

927
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 1: where the black hell? What? What? Where is he? Black hell? Okay? Okay,

928
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:28,439
Speaker 1: but Junior, huh, don't you have sucker sale? You can't

929
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Speaker 1: take your black can? I know I can't talk threatened, Sam,

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Speaker 1: I know I can't go up there. Christ that have

931
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 1: Christ try to march. I know, I know I can't

932
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 1: go up there. You cannot go to the point remain

933
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Speaker 1: the point remain where the black hells. That's all I

934
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Speaker 1: need to know. The weather, the weather won't out allow

935
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Speaker 1: you to go up there. Junior. You can't. I said

936
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Speaker 1: I was gonna mark. I threatened, Sam, I'm not going.

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Speaker 1: I know I can't. I know I can't march. I

938
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Speaker 1: can't march called. I know I can't mark you. But

939
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Speaker 1: the point is, they ain't no black hills, b e

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Speaker 1: m black ales matter, black back else. You know they

941
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Speaker 1: ain't gonna get up on time to make the tar.

942
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Speaker 1: They're gonna be late coming to work. Well, we don't

943
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Speaker 1: know that time because it ain't none understand. I don't

944
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Speaker 1: see I'm putting no apps in it. Ain't you take

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Speaker 1: your black beht to the North Pole. It's a route

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Speaker 1: for you body. Thank you, junior, you're listening. Show Happy

947
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 1: holidays to everybody out there. To Steve Harvey Nation, let's

948
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: take something. Merry Christmas, and I mean that from the

949
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: bottom of my heart. Merry Christmas and happy New Year.

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Speaker 1: This New Year on New Year's Eve. If they don't

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Speaker 1: have any any any and I mean any pop bones

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Speaker 1: for ham hocks. Ind if it ain't no hamhocks in

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Speaker 1: the green, leave, it's not gonna be a good New

954
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Speaker 1: Year if it ain't no ham hockey. But it ain't

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Speaker 1: no black eyed Pei there leading if they're trying to

956
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Speaker 1: have a vegettarian New Year, don't get out of there,

957
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:17,560
Speaker 1: get outage gonna have a bad luck. Steve, come on,

958
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Speaker 1: introduced Jay. He's here to murder another hit, folks, without

959
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:26,120
Speaker 1: further ado. We murder hits up on hill because we

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01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:30,800
Speaker 1: got him first round Draft choice Ladies and Jimmy Jay

961
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Speaker 1: burn another song right here, Steve. The song is a

962
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 1: special song. The song is dedicated to every man who's

963
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:41,800
Speaker 1: been in the friend zone for the entire year. We've

964
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Speaker 1: all been in the friend zone. It's not a nice

965
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 1: place to be. You do everything, you help out wants

966
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Speaker 1: to get out of the friend zone. Somebody just putting

967
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,680
Speaker 1: me there. You've been putting friend zone. I'm in there now. Yes,

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Speaker 1: songs dedicated here man and friends zones, Christmas songs and

969
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Speaker 1: Christmas ain't gonna be in your friends old uncle pressure,

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Speaker 1: he go, he go check it out. Can't you brown

971
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Speaker 1: murders a hit? He will watch your kids, even by

972
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 1: them gifts, tying in the car and take them to

973
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Speaker 1: the mom. But you call him dear. He buys your

974
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 1: daddy Beard. There's a gift. He will a dog. You

975
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 1: can't buy it from a store. Why don't choose? And

976
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: get it up on Chrismust Day? Oh, make a friend

977
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Speaker 1: get a lack a king. Come on, girl, get out

978
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:59,800
Speaker 1: of that bank and get it up on Chrismust Day.

979
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: I don't want no time, just getting it up now.

980
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: I'm missaw your dough. I took you to the stoke.

981
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:28,480
Speaker 1: I was there for you when you were unemployed. Stupid

982
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:36,200
Speaker 1: stuff I didl feed another man's kids. Nothing left for

983
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:42,040
Speaker 1: me to say, Girl, I feel like getting played. Why

984
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:48,040
Speaker 1: I don't shoot? Get it up on rist my stay.

985
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: Oh make a man feel like a king. Come home, girl,

986
01:11:56,160 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: get out that bank. Kenny's something on Groo Rismus Day.

987
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:19,720
Speaker 1: I don't want no sicks. Just get its day. Oh

988
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:26,000
Speaker 1: me man feel like a king. Come on, girls, get

989
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:40,840
Speaker 1: all that thing. Oh Chrismus Day, and man, get friends,

990
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:49,479
Speaker 1: get out of friends. Own baby. Even bought your daddy Bill, Yes, yes, yes,

991
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:53,000
Speaker 1: little iTunes, get all your mons something. The girls don't

992
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:56,320
Speaker 1: enjoy them. Typo, they don't like them. Title, they don't even,

993
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,599
Speaker 1: they don't jump in, they don't see just shut it down.

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01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:14,240
Speaker 1: Play allegedly you go crazy. That's why even the friends

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Speaker 1: zone this. Stay right there, y'all watch this. You're listening

996
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:26,240
Speaker 1: show all right, Steven, It's time to check your voicemail.

997
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:28,120
Speaker 1: If you want to leave Steve a message, You're just

998
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:30,920
Speaker 1: give a holiday greeting to your loved one. Call us

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Speaker 1: right now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and

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01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:37,920
Speaker 1: leave a message. Okay, Hi, Steve Harvey. My name is

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Speaker 1: Ronda Hordes and I'm from Destrot, Michigan. I want to

1002
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Speaker 1: say thank you to all my employees and to all

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Speaker 1: my customers who have stuffed by meat sixteen years. Thank

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01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 1: you from Lucky Cheese. Take have a merry twittiness and

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01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:55,800
Speaker 1: happens years. Hi. My name is darkisham Bus. I wanted

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01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 1: to shut out my mom, Barbara Henry shooted me in

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01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,479
Speaker 1: when I was thirteen fourteen years old. There's one of

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01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,680
Speaker 1: tellers and I think her and I love her and

1009
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:06,920
Speaker 1: I appreciate her for taking me in and always giving

1010
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,920
Speaker 1: me unconditional love. And always being there to the partner.

1011
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:14,120
Speaker 1: I love you, mom. Happy holidays. Hey, Steve Harvey, this

1012
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 1: is James Margin. I love to wish my family a

1013
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: happy Holidays to the Margins, the Taylors, the Williams, and

1014
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 1: the good Valleys. Be good morning, Steve in the crew.

1015
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 1: This is Patty Chaney from a Gamlabama. I would just

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Speaker 1: like to an offecial shout out to my family, wishing

1017
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 1: them a happy holidays. Original change at and Saunders and

1018
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Speaker 1: my grandkids c J and Kent. Hello Steve, this is

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01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: Greg Redding out of Salt Lake City, Utah. I want

1020
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:47,799
Speaker 1: to wish you and the whole crew a merry Christmas

1021
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: and a happy new Year. I'd like to say Merry

1022
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 1: Christmas to my daughters and my son Chanelle, Chantelle and

1023
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,840
Speaker 1: Taylor much love. This is case in terms and I

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Speaker 1: wish a happy Holida days to the Standards. We're just

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01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 1: the cant and Roley's family. I love y'all. Hauds, you're

1026
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:12,120
Speaker 1: listening show, all right? Come on, Steve introduced your your

1027
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:18,800
Speaker 1: your best friend Jay Anthony Brown just got here. No no, no,

1028
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:22,040
Speaker 1: no no, You're gonna need to do better than that.

1029
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: We've been friends way too long put some put some

1030
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 1: sauce in that. Put some sauce on my name than

1031
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:32,880
Speaker 1: some sauce on my lazy german. Thank you, without further

1032
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:40,680
Speaker 1: ado the living myth and legend that damn Jay Anthony

1033
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Speaker 1: the Brown. Okay, can we just run that every week

1034
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:45,920
Speaker 1: because I know I'm not gonna be able to get

1035
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 1: you to do You're not getting that ever again again. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Dave saved that because I said, Dave marked that and

1037
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:56,920
Speaker 1: saved that. Okay, because all right here we go. What's

1038
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Speaker 1: in the mind of yours truly, Jay Anthony Brown? It

1039
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:03,800
Speaker 1: is the holidays. I'm talking to the grandparents. I'm talking

1040
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,840
Speaker 1: to the aunts, the uncles, the aunties, the older people

1041
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,760
Speaker 1: who are buying gifts for these kids, probably the very

1042
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Speaker 1: first time. Now a lot of us will give cash.

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Speaker 1: That's cool, and a lot of us don't know what

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Speaker 1: to buy. I don't know what to buy, but I

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01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:21,439
Speaker 1: know what not to buy. I know what you shouldn't

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01:16:21,479 --> 01:16:23,920
Speaker 1: try to give a child because they ain't gonna want it.

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01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 1: If your ass is wrapping up a yo yo, right now,

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01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:33,040
Speaker 1: stop what you're doing. Okay, I'll stop it. Don't nobody

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01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:37,839
Speaker 1: stop it. Don't nobody wanta damn yo yo, Okay, nobody

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01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:41,400
Speaker 1: wants that. If you went out and purchased a hula

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01:16:41,439 --> 01:16:45,240
Speaker 1: hoo with good intentions or hula hoo, they're gonna know

1052
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 1: what the hell it is as soon as you wrap

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01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:51,880
Speaker 1: that damn thing up, and they don't want it. Okay.

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01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:55,639
Speaker 1: You can keep all these old ass board games, sorry,

1055
01:16:56,479 --> 01:17:03,840
Speaker 1: Monopoly operation. Don'tbody want them damn games. Okay, think about it.

1056
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 1: When the last time your ass played Monopoly, you ain't

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01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 1: played long long damn give it to the child. And

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01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:18,559
Speaker 1: here's something very important. Don't make a damn thing. Don't

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01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:22,559
Speaker 1: make anything. If you're knitting, knit one pearl, to knit

1060
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,960
Speaker 1: one pearl, to knit one. Stop knitting. Don't nobody want

1061
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:29,080
Speaker 1: them thick ass demittens. No nobody with that thick ass sweater,

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01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,080
Speaker 1: and got stop running neck and you get a cramp

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01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:35,679
Speaker 1: in your damn neck. Don't nobody want that. Stop knitting,

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01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:39,320
Speaker 1: stop right now. Don't bake a damn thing to send

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01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 1: those things don't hold up in the middle. And last,

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01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:46,600
Speaker 1: but not least, if you're building a doll house, damn it,

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01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 1: stop it. You stop right now. You got a seven

1068
01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:54,840
Speaker 1: hundred pounds doll house. It ain't got no floors in it.

1069
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 1: The ceiling is like so high. All you gotta stop

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01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,760
Speaker 1: down on the bottom. The windows away at the top.

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Speaker 1: Don't know, child, want that stop building? Okay, these are

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01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:10,919
Speaker 1: my holiday tips. Don't build a damn Thing's just a doghouse.

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01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 1: That's what you're building. A damn dog. Done. I'm finishing,

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01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:20,360
Speaker 1: all right, Thank you, Jay, Merry Christmas. All right, Steve,

1075
01:18:20,479 --> 01:18:24,080
Speaker 1: coming up our last break of the day. Closing remarks. Okay,

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01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:30,400
Speaker 1: get ready people right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.

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01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:34,559
Speaker 1: Here we are last break of the day on this Thursday. Um,

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Speaker 1: take us home with some closing remarks. Uh. You know,

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Speaker 1: somebody sent me something a while back. You know, I

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01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:47,400
Speaker 1: keep stuff that people send me because a lot of

1081
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:50,160
Speaker 1: people send me things when I know I'm going through something.

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01:18:51,479 --> 01:18:54,519
Speaker 1: A lot of people send me stuff when Just to say, Steve,

1083
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:57,400
Speaker 1: if you're out there talking man, here's a thought for you.

1084
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:04,920
Speaker 1: And one of the things that I've learned in my

1085
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 1: life is that all of us are going to be tested.

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01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:13,519
Speaker 1: We're going to be tested and tried throughout our life.

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01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:19,200
Speaker 1: It's these tests that are presented to us that has

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01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:23,759
Speaker 1: allows us an opportunity to grow. Every test that comes

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01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,560
Speaker 1: your way is an opportunity for you to gain some

1090
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: valuable knowledge from it, And so throughout life you will

1091
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:34,960
Speaker 1: always be tested. Everything that happens to you is not

1092
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:40,080
Speaker 1: just because of the devil is busy. Some things happen

1093
01:19:40,479 --> 01:19:43,560
Speaker 1: to you because God has to present certain things for

1094
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:46,559
Speaker 1: you in order for you to learn how to deal

1095
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 1: with it, which better prepares you for what you ask

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01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:53,320
Speaker 1: for later in life, or to prepare you for what

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01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:55,920
Speaker 1: God is going to present to you later in life.

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01:19:56,479 --> 01:19:59,320
Speaker 1: So when you're going through hardships, you gotta understand these

1099
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:03,840
Speaker 1: hardships are preparing you for the future. And like I've

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01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:06,800
Speaker 1: been saying a lot over the past few weeks, if

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01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:09,320
Speaker 1: you think about all your hardships and your tough days

1102
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:15,320
Speaker 1: and your rough days, your actual record for surviving bad

1103
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,519
Speaker 1: days all the way up until this point, y'all, is one.

1104
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:23,880
Speaker 1: And that's a pretty good track record. Now, in this

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01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:27,799
Speaker 1: test that God is going to present to you, somebody

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01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,840
Speaker 1: sent this to me on a plaque, and it's said

1107
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:33,240
Speaker 1: that life has many ways of testing a person's will.

1108
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:36,160
Speaker 1: And I want you to hear me clearly. It says

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01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:44,240
Speaker 1: life has many ways of testing a person's will. Either

1110
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:50,679
Speaker 1: though by having nothing happened at all, or by having

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01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:56,400
Speaker 1: everything happened all at once. Do you know how true

1112
01:20:56,400 --> 01:21:01,800
Speaker 1: of a statement that is? You get tested by, first

1113
01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:05,639
Speaker 1: of all, a person's will get tested by either having

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01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,800
Speaker 1: nothing happened at all. You know how hard it is

1115
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:11,200
Speaker 1: man when you ain't got nothing going on? Do you

1116
01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 1: know how hard it is man when you can't get

1117
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 1: nothing popping? You know how difficult life can be man

1118
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:18,479
Speaker 1: when you just can't seem to get it right? Do

1119
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,839
Speaker 1: you know the difficulties you face? Man, ain't nothing clicking

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01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:24,880
Speaker 1: on none of the cylinders, Man, ain't nothing happening at

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01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 1: at all. That's a test, man, That's a real hard test. Man.

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01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:32,519
Speaker 1: That's when you're sitting up that man, going Lord, Heavenly Father.

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01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:36,639
Speaker 1: And now it's preparing you and conditioning you to get

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01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 1: closer to God, because I'm telling you, man, you can't

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01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,760
Speaker 1: making it in this world without God. Now you can

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01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:44,000
Speaker 1: keep on trying this way if you want to, but

1127
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:46,960
Speaker 1: I got news for you. You can lock in on

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01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 1: this room just a fact. You can't make it through

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01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:52,360
Speaker 1: this life without no God. You can't do it. You

1130
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:55,600
Speaker 1: cannot do it. It's too difficult. And one of the

1131
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,000
Speaker 1: tests to get you to draw closer to him. Is

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01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:02,479
Speaker 1: sometimes a person wheel is tested by having nothing happened

1133
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:05,360
Speaker 1: at all. But here's the other way you get tested.

1134
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:09,639
Speaker 1: How about this one? All by having everything happened all

1135
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:16,240
Speaker 1: that wants How many times that didn't happen? Man, when

1136
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:20,719
Speaker 1: it just felt like man, it's raining cats and dogs

1137
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:24,679
Speaker 1: on you. It's almost like, man, you can't catch a breaking.

1138
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,080
Speaker 1: Ten minute ago you couldn't catch a break to get

1139
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:30,439
Speaker 1: something happened, and now all of a suddenly look like

1140
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: you can't stop this thing from happening. It's just snowballing

1141
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:37,960
Speaker 1: on you. Man, that's a test. You know what. God

1142
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,040
Speaker 1: has wanting you to get close to him too, so

1143
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,760
Speaker 1: he can take some of that weight up off you,

1144
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 1: so you can take your troubles to him and tied

1145
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:46,760
Speaker 1: to him, so he can prove to you that you

1146
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,040
Speaker 1: ain't in this thing by yourself. See, you ain't in

1147
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:51,679
Speaker 1: life by yourself. When it ain't you ain't got nothing happening,

1148
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,560
Speaker 1: and you ain't got and you ain't by yourself in

1149
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:59,320
Speaker 1: life when you got everything happened. You need God. Man,

1150
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:04,280
Speaker 1: I kid you not, And you know how I know

1151
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,920
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about because you're looking at a man

1152
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,120
Speaker 1: who tried it without it, and I knew better. My

1153
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,800
Speaker 1: mom was a Sunday school teacher. I knew better than

1154
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,040
Speaker 1: to turn away and tried my way. But I did

1155
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:16,200
Speaker 1: it for years, and I made you know what I mean,

1156
01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 1: I made a mess out of myself. I was turning

1157
01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 1: myself into a big old glob or nothing. But he

1158
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 1: got my undivided attention one day when I was at

1159
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:33,000
Speaker 1: a real low point, on one of them days where

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01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,600
Speaker 1: I thought I'm gonna rise no more, on one of

1161
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:37,439
Speaker 1: them days where I thought, man, I hadn't had enough

1162
01:23:37,479 --> 01:23:39,360
Speaker 1: for this. I ain't never thought about killing myself. I

1163
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,320
Speaker 1: ain't never thought about checking out the thought. It's never

1164
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:43,360
Speaker 1: crossed my mind. But I'm just talking about I just

1165
01:23:43,479 --> 01:23:45,280
Speaker 1: had some days, man, where I just felt like, man,

1166
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,439
Speaker 1: this said like, yeah, I can't do no more this hill.

1167
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,200
Speaker 1: When I was living in that car, I had some days, man,

1168
01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:52,040
Speaker 1: when I just said, Man, I can't do this no more.

1169
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home. Man, I'm gonna go home my

1170
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:56,760
Speaker 1: mom and daddy. Man, just see if I can stay

1171
01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:58,960
Speaker 1: there until I find a job. I almost did that

1172
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:03,640
Speaker 1: because you know what, what nothing happening at all. I

1173
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:09,000
Speaker 1: couldn't get nothing clicking and right about the man, I

1174
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:11,000
Speaker 1: just say a Scottison, man, can you just show me

1175
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,599
Speaker 1: a sign that it's going to be our Next thing

1176
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:15,759
Speaker 1: I knew I called as some machine in my mama's

1177
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:18,479
Speaker 1: house and it was a message and it was a

1178
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,960
Speaker 1: guy named Chuck Chuck Sutton that showed time at their power.

1179
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:27,600
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, man, next thing? You know? That

1180
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:31,080
Speaker 1: weekend I was on TV for the very first time,

1181
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:34,639
Speaker 1: and do you know something that I've been on TV

1182
01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:38,080
Speaker 1: every since then. But it was real dog for me

1183
01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:41,360
Speaker 1: for a minute. But he always comes. Life got a

1184
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:43,920
Speaker 1: lot of ways of testing the people's will, either about

1185
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,519
Speaker 1: having nothing happening at all or about having everything happening

1186
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,960
Speaker 1: all at once. But either way, it's a test. You

1187
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:51,120
Speaker 1: can pass it. You've done all the rest of them,

1188
01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:53,960
Speaker 1: ain't you got through it? Yeah? Yeah, that's it. Keep

1189
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:57,280
Speaker 1: your faith, put some God in your life. You need it.

1190
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 1: So I con drop it on the floor. Y'all have

1191
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:07,479
Speaker 1: a great weekend, and y'all tell you mommy amos said,

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01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:11,599
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