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Speaker 1: Jewels dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you haven't he a little secret?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I work for a city government.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to say which I work for their

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Speaker 2: parking enforcements. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, the rural abuse in the city towards US has

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Speaker 3: gotten so bad over the last year.

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Speaker 1: Oh dang to even activating to where I was physically

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Speaker 1: assaulted last week.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, little parking ticket is ground to the point. Yeah, geez.

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Speaker 2: It has gotten to the point where I actually hate

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Speaker 2: the citizens of this city. I can't understand why. Yeah, So,

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Speaker 2: what happened to the person that assaults you? Did they

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Speaker 2: get arrest Did you get to taste them? No? No, no,

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Speaker 2: no tasers? Dang it. He spit in my face and

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Speaker 2: got in his vand and drove away. Oh do you

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Speaker 2: get arrest I haven't arrested or anything. Uh yeah, police

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Speaker 2: officer went and arrested him. Yeah, gave him a ticket

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Speaker 2: car assault. Wow? Wow? Y, Well, thank you for your

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Speaker 2: doing a little secret. Yeah. Hey, what's up is the

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Speaker 2: jubill shows? Dirty little secret? You have one?

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Speaker 1: I do? Actually?

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Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 3: So I went on a work trip, you know, with

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Speaker 3: my boss and several co workers and I faked being

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Speaker 3: sick to get out of a conference.

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Speaker 2: Okay, is that your little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean it gets a little worse. So

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Speaker 1: I basically faked having food poisoning just because I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to attend, you know, the work conference. It was

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Speaker 1: going to be boring and stuff.

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Speaker 5: So I ended up going to Disney World on that day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I had a blast.

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Speaker 1: It was really fun and unfortunate myself.

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Speaker 4: By myself and it was so much fun.

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Speaker 1: But I was drinking around the world and.

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Speaker 5: I didn't realize that I had my company card and.

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Speaker 3: My wallet and that's what I used to pay for

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Speaker 3: all my.

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Speaker 2: Drink Oh did they ever see?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I got caught and it was it was

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Speaker 5: pretty bad. So basically my boss kind of confronted me

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Speaker 5: about it. But I had something against them, so it

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Speaker 5: kind of worked in my favorite.

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Speaker 2: You had something against him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I had some AMMO for him.

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Speaker 1: You know, last Christmas party, I caught him cheating on

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Speaker 1: his wife.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So when he was you know, you know,

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Speaker 4: reprimanding me Force and Disney World drinking around the world,

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Speaker 4: but he was reprimanding me for using the card to

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Speaker 4: pay for my drinks and line, I just kind of said, hey,

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Speaker 4: I got this against you, so we'll just you know,

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Speaker 4: we'll call it even and we'll let it go.

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Speaker 2: And obviously they let it go. Yeah cool. Oh your

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Speaker 2: drinks and all you had to do is blackmail your boss. Well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for telling us your little secret.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're welcome, gd B, what's your n it all secret,