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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Gulls Yea still here.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet everybody shouting. First up, Tenei, Tenie, what's your

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Speaker 1: default cuisine if you're going out, like, what food you

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Speaker 1: just gravitate to? Most of the time, it's typically just

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Speaker 1: food like burgers, that's the default. He seems so depressed

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Speaker 1: the way he said that. It's not it's not that

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Speaker 1: it's my favorite, it's just it's just my default. In fact,

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Speaker 1: anything other than that is what gets me excited. There

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Speaker 1: you go, all right, I understand that. Next up, guys,

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Speaker 1: Mark Agliar here still Mark weird. It's a totally different

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Speaker 1: day from what we just said the other episode. Two. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you've played the genie in a Laddin at Disneyland. But

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Speaker 1: what's your dream role in a musical? Well, if I

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Speaker 1: had three wishes, Uh No, my dream role in a musical,

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Speaker 1: the role I have always wanted to play is uh

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Speaker 1: the master of the house in lame Is. I think

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Speaker 1: that Tennardier, I think that role is amazing. He has

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Speaker 1: a song where everyone hoists him up on their shoulders

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Speaker 1: and sings about how great he is, and ironically I

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Speaker 1: assume uh, and then uh, and then you pop in

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Speaker 1: later in the show and you get to do some

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Speaker 1: evil and then you pop up at the end and

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Speaker 1: the crowd goes nuts for It's the perfect it's the

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Speaker 1: perfect musical role and it suits my Um. I am

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Speaker 1: technically passively singing, uh that I did my in the

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Speaker 1: as the Genie and Aladdin as well. I've never any

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Speaker 1: role where I'm not expected to sing particularly great, just passively.

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Speaker 1: But all those roles for you, like, come in, you

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Speaker 1: do a couple of scenes, you steal the fucking show,

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Speaker 1: and then you leave, sort of like the King in Hamilton's.

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Speaker 1: It's like he he pops in, does his songs, it

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Speaker 1: kills like he's probably onstage a total of twelve minutes

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Speaker 1: and the entire mean exactly. Jonathan Groff is sitting backstage

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Speaker 1: with the game Boy just waiting to go on for Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's amazing. Hey. Speaking of Chris Alvarado's here, guys, Chris Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: what's your coolest or favorite piece of clothing you've ever owned?

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Speaker 1: I think, um, I think my cardigans are are an

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Speaker 1: important part of my wardrobe. I know you're a cardigan man, Cole.

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Speaker 1: I think you're wearing one right now. As a matter

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Speaker 1: of factum. I have three different colors of these these thin,

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Speaker 1: beautiful all st cardigans that really you put them on

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Speaker 1: over jeans, I mean over white shirt and jeans, and

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Speaker 1: just you transform you, just your tax bracket moves up

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Speaker 1: a little bit, your coolness moves up a little bit.

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Speaker 1: People take a little more. Seriously, it's these fucking cardigans.

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Speaker 1: They are magical. I have in one a navy, I

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Speaker 1: have one in gray, and I have one in like

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Speaker 1: a light around and they are magical. And then I

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Speaker 1: always wear white shoes, right, that's I love white shoes, sneakers, lea.

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Speaker 1: What can we talk about this a little bit longer?

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Speaker 1: You bet? Floor? Uh? This cardigans are all Saints. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know they have sewing machines. Uh do you sew

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Speaker 1: your own cardigans? All Saints? This is like every storefront

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Speaker 1: is like twelve sewing machines. Hey, guys, checking instruity Here

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Speaker 1: she's back. What do you gravitate more towards super hot

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Speaker 1: and sunny or cold and rainy? Like hot and sunny.

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Speaker 1: I like the I like the clothing for it, and

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Speaker 1: I like the feeling of it that doesn't bother me.

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Speaker 1: Being too cold I hate that. And there's something really

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Speaker 1: punishing about air conditioning cold. There's something very specific about

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Speaker 1: that kind of cold that is painful as opposed to

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Speaker 1: just going outside on a brisky day. If I may,

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Speaker 1: you seem like the type of person, maybe the build

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Speaker 1: I have to bring a jacket for any store target.

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Speaker 1: I do run in that way where like I'm always cold.

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Speaker 1: But then some crazy thing happened, and I think it

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Speaker 1: started last year in the pandemic, and I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's stressed induced or what, but yes, throughout the day,

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Speaker 1: I'm constantly freezing. And then I hit the bed and

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Speaker 1: I am sweating my fucking ass off. For a year

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Speaker 1: the night drenched in sweat. This and I'm freezing all

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Speaker 1: day long. I have to put I have to make

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Speaker 1: it so cold for when I sleep now, and I've

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Speaker 1: asked my doctors, I really have. So I'm like visiting

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Speaker 1: my thyroid, like what's going on, Um, guys, my thyroid

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Speaker 1: levels are good, So congratulations, thank you, thank you. I

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Speaker 1: I used to run super cold all the time, and

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Speaker 1: you did it. Hey, last, but not least, Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: is here. Joey Greer, I hear you're opening a brand

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Speaker 1: new business on the Santa Monica promenade. What is it? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it looks like the news is leaked. Why not? All right,

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Speaker 1: So we're actually have a big unveiling coming up in

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Speaker 1: mid November. But this is fine to say. This episode

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Speaker 1: is gonna release around that time anyway. But and i'd

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Speaker 1: like you all to check it out. Everyone who's who's

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Speaker 1: So we're selling unpackaged raw eggs already open. We shourced

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Speaker 1: first people to get these fresh raw opened eggs, please

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Speaker 1: business fresh raw opened eggs that's pretty great. The rents

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Speaker 1: would be in a carton. What are you dumb? Did

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Speaker 1: you hear what I said? Sorry? I just just trying

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Speaker 1: this even if I'm not nervous, but being nervous makes

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Speaker 1: a lot of people come in here, they get nervous.

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Speaker 1: vest Is Jeopardy What Today's Contestants from Phoenix, Arizona, Sally

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Speaker 1: get you guy from I'm sorry, I'm speaking out of

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Speaker 1: turn here. Guys, this isn't live. We can go back.

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Speaker 1: We can do this again. Back to one, back to one.

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Speaker 1: get this PSYCHOPATHO doesn't look man, Look okay, we gotta

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Speaker 1: losing ratings. All right, what is going on? What is

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Speaker 1: welcome to Jeopardy. It's been a fun week. Uh Sally

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Speaker 1: is going? Yeah? Mark, Yeah, mine has a salmon marker too,

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Speaker 1: arts No that I was answering Jeopardy style that, well,

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Speaker 1: That it made a goddamn sense, Dad, I want to

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Speaker 1: compete in Jeopardy Okay, then start working out better start

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Speaker 1: I was. I was gonna do it by learning. That's

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Speaker 1: What do you say? They just have a bear is

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Speaker 1: to be a contestant on Battle Royal Jeopardy? Is that it? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Did you want a balloon animal? No? Thanks, just looking

416
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: for all purpose ship, okay? Or I mean I could

417
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: I guess I could do a blue animal. Really, no

418
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: one ever comes to be too. I've been standing out

419
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: here for so long, just waiting for someone to come

420
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 1: by that I could make a balloon animal for Is

421
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: this your first time at shed World? Uh? It is, yeah,

422
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: it is. Well, I'm gonna make you something special. What's

423
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: your favorite animal? Little boy? Have you ever tried to

424
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: get rid of a body and be honest with what?

425
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: Be honest with me? Like a like a person's body? No, no,

426
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm honest with me. I I've never been people in

427
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: my life I've wanted to see gone, but nobody i'd

428
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: ever actually get rid of. And why is that? Why

429
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: live in a society with rules? Now? Would you like

430
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: a dog? Or at your raft which is really like

431
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: a dog, but I just make the neck longer. My

432
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: question to you is, if you were to get rid

433
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: of a body and in a which one of these

434
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: sheds would you choose? Now you're a cast member, you

435
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: must know I'm not the right person ask this question.

436
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: The dominic dominic Listen to me. Let's started interrupt listen

437
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: to Okay, you're gonna have to work another sixteen hours.

438
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: They just stand by the way. We're done sending new balloons.

439
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna to figure out a way to get him

440
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: yourself piece of ship. Thank you, Mr t. It's your

441
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: first time seeing the Shed show. It's my first time

442
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: at shed World. This show is amazing. It's about three

443
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: and a half hours and it closes with a twenty

444
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: minute set from shed Zeppelin. You're gonna love it. I

445
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: heard that Bryce is a bit of a dud. Yeah,

446
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: he's not great, but he tries. But if I have

447
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: nothing to compare it to, then I'm sure I'll love it.

448
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: Don't give a ship that you were the former voice

449
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: of Jeopardy. All right, you got a job to do. Now, Okay,

450
00:29:54,440 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: where's mike A? Where's's Mike A? Mikey is sick. I

451
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. Who gets sick anymore?

452
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: Is that even a thing anymore? Mike shouldn't have eaten

453
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: all those raw eggs. You ate so many eggs that

454
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: have been left out. Mike A is splitting. Did you

455
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: see that? He's splitting like like an egg. It's splitting.

456
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's two my keys. We we we

457
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: have to hold this ging. Okay, shed World might be

458
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: able to use it to some kind of purported I

459
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: said it's wrong. No no, no, no no. Welcome to

460
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:48,719
Speaker 1: shed World. Welcome to Joy, Welcome to share World. Boys,

461
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. We'll see the next person. Thank

462
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: you so much, thank you for auditioning for Shed World today.

463
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're going to find anyone, honestly,

464
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: I know, and you know, if they don't find anyone,

465
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: they're going to kill us. I was going to say

466
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: we could fill in and finally actually want to Oh

467
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: my god, you have to be great. Sorry, I don't know,

468
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: I freaked out so dark desiree. Oh my god, I know.

469
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: I just as society with rules, you know, like what

470
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: if somebody they are just broken, and then people can

471
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: just do whatever the hell they want. Well, what about

472
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: getting where to Mr? T M. I don't know what,

473
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: don't you know? Well he did just tell me I

474
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: had to stay and work in extra sixteen hours without balloons.

475
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: The balloons have been getting expensive, and that that really

476
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: cuts into my what kind of what kind of hiding

477
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: are we talking about? Well? I can push this call

478
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: for assistance button, he'll come this way. We will kill

479
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: him what right here at the store, or will lure

480
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: him into this this this shed, this one looks nice,

481
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: heavy duty double pain. Nobody will hear it, nobody will

482
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: smell it. I'm pressing the button. I'm not stopping you.

483
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: I brought most most of the flowers still intact. It's uh, um, well,

484
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: one pedal came off, one pedal came off, but I

485
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: have it in right here, and with a little bit

486
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: of glue, I think I could put them all to

487
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: the other. Pick up those buckets of water, these two,

488
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: these two, yes, yes, of course they're full. Keeps flushing.

489
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: Oh well, son, I'm sorry that that fucking flower bullshit

490
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: didn't work out for you. In the meantime, I got

491
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: you an audition for the shed Show, which might be

492
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: our way in. Oh what we got to do for

493
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: the audition? Well, you gotta sing the beloved Shed Show Sean,

494
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: which that was a great version of the Sheds thro

495
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: the Hi, how long are you guys? You pressed the

496
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: call first? First, I'm wan to come up this Yeah. Um,

497
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: I was just wondering, can you open this shed? I

498
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: would love to see that. That's not Mr can you

499
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: open this shed? I would? Mr T has the keys

500
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: for those I don't. I don't have those keys. Well,

501
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: so how do am I supposed to look inside of it?

502
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: I can get Mr T? No? Good, Mr T? What

503
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: are you doing? We had a specific what do you mean?

504
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. We had a specific reason for getting

505
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: rid of Mr T. But this she's nice? Fine? Is

506
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: everything all right? Yes? Could you please just go get

507
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: Mr T. Janni's again. Yes, I'm not No one has

508
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: the keys besides Mr Mr T. Just the way our

509
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: society works here, isn't that weird to you? Shouldn't you

510
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: be trusted? Um? I guess I don't mind. It's just

511
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: you should mind. You seem smart. I am Have you

512
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 1: ever killed somebody? Well, it's now, do we get Mr T? Please? Sure? Dominic?

513
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: Are you okay? I think so okay, I'm gonna go.

514
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Bryce Ay. I was at the Shed show. Hi.

515
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan. Hi. Thanks, thanks, this is my

516
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: first time here at Shed World. It's so probably why

517
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: you like me. If you saw Mike, you'd be a

518
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: Mike a fan. But well, I'm a huge fan of yours.

519
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: I think that you did such a great job when

520
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: you rode that shed through that tank. I was just

521
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:57,879
Speaker 1: I was overwhelmed. It's crazy. Thank you, thank you. Anyway,

522
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm just having out. Do you do you have any

523
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm do you have a couple of books for gas? Um?

524
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: I I'm so sorry. I just have like credit card

525
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: and then Hey, Bryce, we're sawing uh CCTV. It looks

526
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: like you're stealing money from a customer. World, Yeah, guilty

527
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: is charged? Come on, what are you doing that? She

528
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: didn't didn't have any cash? She says, she didn't have

529
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: any cash, And then I reached into her purse. Well,

530
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: I pulled her person away from her, dislocating her shoulder. Sure,

531
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: and then I reached into the person. What did I find?

532
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: What do I find? What did I find? It looked

533
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: like a handful of cash, A handful of cash, A

534
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: handful of cash, A handful of cash. Son, Never mind,

535
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to do anything that. It's

536
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: a total fucking mess over there. I don't think their

537
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: business model is sustainable and it might just be weeks

538
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: before shed world. Just oh, I said it wrong, and

539
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: that's their seconds. See three is from Patreon v I

540
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: P Bobby Williams, who wrote, Hey, Kevin and or Cole

541
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: the stratus your straton. Hey, I gotta shout out thank you.

542
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: You guys never failed to make me laugh. So here's

543
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: another suggestion for your whimsical ways. Help. My octopus is

544
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 1: a bank manager. I love you all, Bobby, So what

545
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: kind of enemy looking for. I wanted an octopus hold on.

546
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: My daughter does not understand the responsibility of an octopus.

547
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 1: I want a teacher. I want my octopus to teach.

548
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: I want my octopus teacher. Thinks that octopuses are so smart.

549
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: I know they are, and they and they're clairvoyant, and

550
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: they can call games, and that's really what I wanted for.

551
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: I'm getting into the gambling. Have you ever been on

552
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: sports all the time? That's why I lost this. Look

553
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: at that popping out. It's fine, that's not the you

554
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: know what. I don't want you to encourage her. I've

555
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: been trying to get her away from gambling, away from

556
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: these I don't know if me popping my eye I

557
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: was an encouragement, you know what I mean. But look

558
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: at how fans fantasized. She loves it. I don't know

559
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: what the word is I'm looking for, but she's definitely

560
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: not deterred by your missing eye. I gotta say, man,

561
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: to put it that whole thing on me when I

562
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: just met her and like, you know, probably years if

563
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 1: you're talking to her, you know what I mean. I

564
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: don't know if it's tell me, you know what I mean.

565
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: Let's go and look, whoa, whoa, Just get a goldfish

566
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: or get a get a what are those sucker fishes?

567
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: To go to the side of the tank. Those are good. Ah,

568
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: this is just what I can do now. I don't know.

569
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: I just sell goldfishes and octopus to teach me about

570
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: the sports. Thinking. It looks like he knows we're talking

571
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: about him. He does. He's tink tink tinking on this.

572
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: I told you they're very, very smart. Gave a little

573
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: spoon in there. So Hi, guys, Oh sorry, it's not

574
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 1: that surprised to me. It does not. There he goes,

575
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 1: he's going away. Well he's got a job. Hey, gang,

576
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 1: it's my last day. Is you manage you here? It's

577
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: Sacramento Golden One Credit Union? Yeah, sorry, boss, I'm bumped two.

578
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: I gotta leave. My wife died running the gauntlet. I

579
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: got a lot of family situation to clean up. So

580
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: you know, look, it's better great fifteen years. You're all

581
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: like family, don't we really love your boss? Don't tear up,

582
00:38:46,719 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: you're gonna crying something. Hi, everybody, I just to say

583
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to working with you as your new manager. Huh.

584
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: Think of me as a new friend, colleague. Yeah, I

585
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: think of you is not a human respect. That's fair.

586
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: But I have some ideas to make this place a

587
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 1: better work environment and change things right away. Huh. I's

588
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: thinking like free vending machines to start off with. Let

589
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: me guess you want all of us to go and

590
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: side of this tiny bottle too. Huh. Well, we got bones, buddy,

591
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: We're not gonna be able to fit and tie these bottles.

592
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: On the contrary, I was thinking, because you have so

593
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: many bones, maybe a weekly free massage would be nice

594
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: for you guys. That's pretty that sounds good. I'm listening. Well,

595
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: you can say you buy to your friend and we'll

596
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: talk later. I want you guys to show Mr. Suckers

597
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: the same respect you showed me all those years. All right, Look,

598
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: we're really gonna miss your boss. He's promising some pretty

599
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: nice stuff to start off. Yeah, I mean, you know,

600
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: give him a chance. I know it's not the usual

601
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: kind of guide district, but said ding ding dinging. Hey, look,

602
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: I know i'm your pet, but I do have to

603
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: get to work, you understand, right. I Well, um, I

604
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: just I feel like you haven't really been teaching me anything.

605
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: Actually I did. I did your math homework for me

606
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: doesn't teach me. It just gives me the answers. But

607
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: how will I ever learn? You're super smart? You don't

608
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: need me to teach you. You're right, I didn't want

609
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: an octopus teacher. What lindsay? These scores are off the chart.

610
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it. We're gonna put you

611
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 1: in a higher aptitude class. That congratulations, Thank you. But

612
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: I feel like I could probably just stay here and

613
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: have a better time. Well, I don't think so. I

614
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: think the best thing for you is to go to

615
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 1: this class. Well what about this. If the Ravens beat

616
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: the Eagles, I stay in this Matthew class. And if

617
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: the Eagles beat the Do you see these trucks they're

618
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: going back and forth business entire like aquatic like highway

619
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: or sometimes the hell it is that? It's you know

620
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: those um living bridges for animals, Like, yeah, it's like that,

621
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: but for amphibious and water dwelling animals. And put me

622
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: in the higher science. Hey, employees, UM, I'm not having

623
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 1: a great day today, as you can tell. Miss. One

624
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: of my tentacles is missing. My my owner got mad

625
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: at me, but she didn't mean she didn't really mean

626
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: to do all this damage, but an abusive relationship with

627
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: your owner? Mr Suckers, How do you know if you're

628
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: in one? What are your dentacles missing? And then you, uh,

629
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: well I did I did her homework and I didn't

630
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: show her how to do it, and you went back

631
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: to work. I told you you couldn't go back to

632
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: work until you regenerated that tentacle. It's gonna come back. No,

633
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: I know you know that you leave here with one missing?

634
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: Do you know how that makes me look? We should

635
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: look like a piece of ship. I'm sorry that you

636
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 1: want Lucy un come in. Yeah, of course, Dad, what's up.

637
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: It's just that your mother and I are downstairs and

638
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: we keep hearing you cursing. Oh I'm sorry, Yeah, it's

639
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. Can can he hear me right now? Yeah? Okay, Well,

640
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: let's let's step out really quick. Just step out of

641
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: the room really back. You can tell me anything in

642
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: front of him. Well, we're together. So he works at

643
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: the same bank that I work at. What. Yeah, he's

644
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: the bank manager, and it's like kind of important that

645
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: he gets back in there. You know, That's why I

646
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: keep driving him over there. Honey, I thought you just

647
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 1: I thought he liked car rides, and fuck, I can't

648
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,240
Speaker 1: have him splitting his focus. I really I need people.

649
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: You you cut his arm off. I'm not sure that.

650
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's how he's not an earth form.

651
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: He's not in a regenerative animal. Al Right, here's an

652
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: inky old fashioned for your suckers. You look rough day,

653
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: huh rough day? Oh yeah, you know it's okay, though,

654
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: it's okay. Uh, it's okay, it's gonna gonna be okay.

655
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: It's okay, right, I'm okay, Okay. Look around in this

656
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: bar man, everybody they look happy content that comes in here.

657
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: You're the only one that comes in here like this,

658
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: and it's it's getting worse. Man, look at you got

659
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: two nubs now, I got bills to pay, you know,

660
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: like had a lot of people counting on me. I

661
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: got employees that that they have families. You don't, they

662
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: have actual families. So if if that means I gotta

663
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: take a little abuse, be a little stressed, so be it.

664
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: I'll take another one place. I gotta cut you off, suckers,

665
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: take another one, suckers. Come on, man, come on, look

666
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 1: at you. Take a good look in the mirror. There

667
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: I see a step full of pod that doesn't take

668
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 1: itself too seriously, that doesn't believe in itself. All right,

669
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: So what do I do? Well? You do? You go home?

670
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: You stand up for yourself. You've got a little beak,

671
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: use it. Oh yeah, I forget about this thing. Thanks,

672
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: Mr Guaser. Listen. I know that the Ravens didn't win,

673
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: but okay, if the Titans beat the and I don't

674
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: know what the your name is? I lost a ship. Okay,

675
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: it was a guarantee the Okay, okay, how many money

676
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 1: got them? They're gonna come. They're gonna kill me open,

677
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: come down, come down, kill me, kill me, kill me,

678
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,240
Speaker 1: kill me, kill me. Say sounds like you're in a predicament.

679
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: Maybe you could bet me what the funk I thought?

680
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be fucking smart? How the funk am

681
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: I gonna bet you? Well, some people might think I'm

682
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: worth something. And if you then understand how betting works,

683
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: you need to either like bet on a win or

684
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: a lose, or team for mothers for a certain amount

685
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: of points. I barely know how it works, but it's

686
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: definitely not wholl whoa look good is Lindsey Lucy coming in.

687
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: You're gonna finally pay your debt? Or what's going on? Well?

688
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: Why is that backpack? Wet as funk? What's going what

689
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: is this? I don't have cash, per se, but I

690
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: do have a bag full of something very valuable. It

691
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: better be wet diamonds. It's well, just it's it's an octopus.

692
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: It's an octopus, but it's an extremely smart octopus. This

693
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 1: octopus can can juggle your balance, your book. I can

694
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: help you get rid of the other families, if that's

695
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: what you're looking for. What is it? What do you mean?

696
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: I can expand your territories. I could triple your income

697
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: by the end of the year. Kill off all your enemies,

698
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: but only if they're in water. Yeah, no, no, anybody.

699
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: Put them on the ground, on the ground. Put me here,

700
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure all right. Give him my hand gun, give

701
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: him my hand. Wait, I can't. That's not how this

702
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: is gonna work. Jeez, how many bodies do you need

703
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: to hide in the shed? I need to hide somewhere

704
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 1: around Let's say a baker's doesn't Does that make sense?

705
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: So why don't we add a couple more? Does that

706
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: make sense? Sure? I mean, is the square footage of

707
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: the shed's gonna make the difference here. Hey, money, there's

708
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: no issue here. We just need to hide these bodies

709
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: and the ship. Do you know what I mean? Yeah,

710
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: you exactly said what you need to do. I know

711
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: exactly what you mean. Uh, sure, this shed here should work. Well,

712
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: what are these bodies so wet and covered? A little

713
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: suction cup marks? Let's just say not to push that

714
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: we hired recently has been doing a lot of killing force.

715
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: You don't know. You just said that. So, yes, I

716
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: understand you didn't have to bring the bodies here. You

717
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: could have just got the guests of it, and I

718
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: could have brought the shed to you. I'm not gonna

719
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: go back and forth. I'm gonna do that, all right,

720
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I think, I think Lucy. Um, yeah,

721
00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you around lately. Yeah, I'm trying to

722
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 1: really straighten out. I'm trying to graduate. There are things

723
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: I need to focus on. Hey, I'm proud of you.

724
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then he died O ship? Oh

725
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: my god? This is what does what does it mean?

726
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: Lucy Lindsey, I'm sorry. That's not an excuse for why

727
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: your paper is late because you went to jail and

728
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: your octopus died when you were talking to it. Yeah,

729
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: and he said I'm proud of you. And then he

730
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: he didn't just die, I mean he kind of levitated

731
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: works like it was. It was mostly the jail thing.

732
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 1: But hey, guys, I'm back to take over the bank.

733
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: Thank you. My kids got the therapy they needed and

734
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm back to work. And nails on my feet fell off.

735
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: Nails and my feet fell off because water logged for

736
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: so long. Round, boy, you won't believe what you missed. Boss,

737
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: Oh boy, tell me about it. Shi octopus murdered. Uh, well,

738
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: you know what, there's actually a lot of do you

739
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: want all of them? Well, you know what, let's save

740
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: that for break time. Boys. Now let's get out there, finest. Yeah,

741
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: it's gonna take a lot longer than break Yeah, I

742
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: mean long drawn out thing that happened here. Yeah, he's

743
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: a very involved. But we did get massages that we

744
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 1: did get those massages. Yeah, and the great why don't

745
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: we tell me all about it after the show ends. Okay,

746
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: the show is three and a half hours long. I'm

747
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 1: not gonna sit the whole thing, boss, And just wait,

748
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: it's Bryce doing it. He has an extra twenty minutes

749
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: of extra stuff and the worst and that's our show.

750
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: What everybody made? Perfect sense, really strong character for an octopus.

751
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: I have to say, Mark Gagliardi, Yeah, thanks for having me.

752
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 1: This was this was a treat. It's always a treat

753
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: to see you guys. UM find me online at mark Gags.

754
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: We got this with Mark and Holle. New episodes dropping

755
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: every week on Maximum Fun and Blood and Treasure season

756
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: two coming very soon to CBS. Heck, yeah, James, thanks

757
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: for having me. Check out Game Front on YouTube. We're just,

758
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: you know, keeping up with the games that keep just

759
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: coming out. Yes, and I don't think you need to

760
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: say thanks for having me, as you are a defaultcast member.

761
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: I have to bag every time. I have to beg

762
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: every time I'm on the chopping block. Chris Alvarado, Yeah,

763
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. It's funny and this is this

764
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: is I'm not I'm nothing funny, but I just I

765
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: just heard to two words, James. You say egg and

766
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: big egg and bags post like egg and beag. That's

767
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: interesting anyway, so you can u um if you want

768
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 1: to see me. Look, I just finished my fourth Costco

769
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: pumpkin pie. Okay, I'm starting on my fifth Costco pumpkin

770
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: pie today at christ Barando on Instagram. I don't know

771
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 1: why I'm doing this. It used to be fun and cute.

772
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: Now it's just kind of weird and sad. But I'm

773
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: gonna keep doing it. I'm gonna eat ten full Costco

774
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: pumpkin pies by Thanksgiving. That's my promise to you. And

775
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: you do it with whipped cream. I saw it. I

776
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: just started adding the whip cream. Yeah. So are you

777
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: Are you needing to add like another flavor to it?

778
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: Is it getting like you just can't taste it? Or no?

779
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is the secret, man. That's what

780
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm wondering. Every time you open the fridge and you're like, oh,

781
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a snack whatever, and the pies there,

782
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: you're stoked, Like it doesn't it's not getting worse, it's

783
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,959
Speaker 1: not getting bad, it's not getting tired. You're like, oh fuck,

784
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: I have pumpkin pie. Uh. And the whip cream was

785
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: just because you know it's it's good that way. But

786
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not in any trouble. Although somebody did say,

787
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: like you're gonna get really fat and what I wanted

788
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: to say is you know I'm showing how many pies.

789
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 1: I mean, you Mark right, I'm not showing these workouts.

790
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 1: I'm not showing these hit sessions. I'm not showing the box.

791
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: I don't do any of those. Way to that, Shane,

792
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: like you want you yea one life man, and if

793
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: you want to decrease your life expectation, do it. You

794
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: know if you want to stop it early, is you?

795
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 1: I totally understand. Well, Chris, it was nice to you

796
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: to join us for your last couple of shows. Jackie again, Zellas, Ruthie, Well,

797
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. I having a great time.

798
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: This is a blast that was always I'm at Jackie, Ruthie,

799
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 1: and I'm also I was going to talk Christmas movies

800
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: starting in November on the most wonderful pot of the year.

801
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: But guess what, We're starting a week early, at the

802
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: end of October. We're starting with with this with a

803
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: spooky movie. I won't tell you which one. Why should I?

804
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: You know what I will? You're so easy to break,

805
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: you will? You don't have to, you don't have But

806
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,720
Speaker 1: I thought at first, I was like, well, we usually

807
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: released it like the week before and a little bit

808
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 1: of anticipation. But let's just I'll give you a clip.

809
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: The word spooky is in the title. This way we're

810
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 1: both satisfied. Okay, thank you, spooky elf. Good job. I

811
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: got into fixing motorcycles recently, not mine, a couple of

812
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: my neighbors. They don't know I'm doing it, and I'm

813
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: just working on the pipes, working on the tires and

814
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: so for so good. I'm really I love it. It's

815
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 1: hard to doing the DNA nite it's getting so cold,

816
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, hopefully I'll be opening up my own

817
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: shop soon. I'm looking forward to the awesome next to

818
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: the egg shop I have at Cold Strandon at Strand

819
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: and call on Socialist. Go to s sketch Fest dot com.

820
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: Very soon the line up will be out for twentie anniversary,

821
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: which I hope to god happens in January. Big thanks

822
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: to our engineer and producer Doug Baby and the fine

823
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: folks at I Heeart Media dot com. Please write to

824
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: us at Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's Alchemy.

825
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: Until next time,