Speaker 1: Second date. Normally, when we hear about amazing first dates
Speaker 1: on this show, it's this big, elaborate tale that went
Speaker 1: to multiple locations and lasted across several days. Yea cost
Speaker 1: tons of money. Yeah, because the two of them just,
Speaker 1: you know, couldn't bring themselves to walk away from each other.
Speaker 1: But is it possible to have a life changing first
Speaker 1: date that only lasts thirty minutes? Oh? I mean a
Speaker 1: first something? For me, I can squeeze one life changing
Speaker 1: date in in thirty seconds. But it's not about me.
Speaker 1: It's about Connor, because he's on the phone right now,
Speaker 1: and I just hope that we can help him. Connor,
Speaker 1: what's good man? Hey? Thanks for having me. I know
Speaker 1: the way you set that up, you sound really extra. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that? You sound pretty extra and dramatic for sure? Connor?
Speaker 1: Do you not stand by Jeff's statement? I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I mean, as if I'm on this show, I have
Speaker 1: to be at least a little bit Normally, wouldn't you
Speaker 1: do this? But like, I just met this girl, and
Speaker 1: I've never caught feelings for somebody this twitch, and I
Speaker 1: feel like if I don't do everything, I can at
Speaker 1: least try to figure out why I'm not hearing back
Speaker 1: from her, then I'm doing myself a disservice. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So tell us about this woman who just changed your life.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name is Renee? Okay, and how
Speaker 1: did you meet her the most romantic way possible? Online?
Speaker 1: Of course? I mean did you know when you saw
Speaker 1: her online that she was like I mean, you're describing
Speaker 1: her something incredible, right, Yeah, Like I don't believe in
Speaker 1: like love at first sight or anything like lust that
Speaker 1: first sight. For sure, this was something like almost in between,
Speaker 1: if that made sense. What did you love so much
Speaker 1: about her? I saw her picture and you know, obviously
Speaker 1: I caught my attention She's gorgeous, but then I could
Speaker 1: like quite place my finger on It's like she just
Speaker 1: reminded me of someone like I don't mom, yeah he's
Speaker 1: going to go with a celebrity job. Yeah not a mom? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: who was it? Not even a celebrity. But I think
Speaker 1: the closest I can think of it is like she
Speaker 1: kind of reminds me of like this friend I had
Speaker 1: from college. So it's like almost like just seeing her
Speaker 1: made me feel sort of like connected to her face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a comfort there already. Yeah. So I reached
Speaker 1: out and I was like, hey, are you this person
Speaker 1: by chance? And she said no, and you know, we
Speaker 1: got to talking and ventually we started talking over the phone.
Speaker 1: And you know, like the first phone call when you
Speaker 1: meet someone online, I always off or you never know,
Speaker 1: if you don't have the same kind of like chemistry,
Speaker 1: you might have just text in her whatever. But immediately
Speaker 1: felt comfortable talking to hers and the conversation was really good,
Speaker 1: so that such as a sign. I asked her out
Speaker 1: and yes, and where do we ask her out too?
Speaker 1: I decided to take her to one of my favorite bakeries.
Speaker 1: I figured, like, you know, low pressure first date uiant bad.
Speaker 1: It smells good, everyone's happy in a bakery relatively low cost,
Speaker 1: but like a first day without alcohol. I don't mean to,
Speaker 1: but for me, I just can't actually good and I
Speaker 1: need Like there's just something about sitting down with a
Speaker 1: glass of wine or something with someone that just kind
Speaker 1: of takes the edge off, Like daytime bakery. It's a
Speaker 1: little more focus or friend like so tell so tell
Speaker 1: us about your friend, like boring sober. I think sober
Speaker 1: is bad. It just for me, it is. How was
Speaker 1: it for you I'll have you know that wine can't
Speaker 1: take the edge off nearly as good as my favorite
Speaker 1: bakery is amazing maple bars. Okay, okay, I could get
Speaker 1: behind that. You're starting to sell me. What was it
Speaker 1: like when you first saw her? Like, was she everything
Speaker 1: that you were hoping she'd be? Oh? Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: mean when you meet the online like they show up
Speaker 1: looking half as her as the picture, you consider yourself lucky.
Speaker 1: She looked even better, so like, oh so I at
Speaker 1: least I know she's also honest, which was really nice. Okay,
Speaker 1: so first impression is good. How did the actual conversation
Speaker 1: in the date go? I thought it went really well.
Speaker 1: So before we even like started to like sit down
Speaker 1: and talk, I was like, hey, you have to try
Speaker 1: these maple bars kind of my move, you know, show
Speaker 1: them I've got good taste, and also like, who isn't
Speaker 1: in a better move when you're having like something that's
Speaker 1: like warm and sweet and noey. Yeah, She's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of diabetic, and you're like, no, you have
Speaker 1: to try. Was she into it? Yeah? She said it
Speaker 1: was delicious. We sat down, had a little bit of coffee,
Speaker 1: you know, just like very first conversation stuff, but it
Speaker 1: flowed very well. Yeah, like what would you guys talk about? Oh,
Speaker 1: you know, like favorite movies and boats that type of stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta say, you know, Jeff set this up as
Speaker 1: a woman that like changed your life in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: But so far, I mean it sounds like a good date.
Speaker 1: But was there something like exceptional about it? Oh so
Speaker 1: it's not exceptional enough to just sounds like sounds like
Speaker 1: something like Brooke and I would go do Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: good for state. Do you know how rare a normal
Speaker 1: good Yeah? I mean I'm just asking like the exceptional part,
Speaker 1: like what blew you out of the water? Well, here's
Speaker 1: the thing, But the whole thing was maybe forty minutes top.
Speaker 1: But like in that forty minutes, I thought we had
Speaker 1: like a good connection, and you know, we started about
Speaker 1: like future ambitions, which is something I don't talk about
Speaker 1: with someone until like the fourth or fifth date. You know,
Speaker 1: Like I told her how I eventually want to be
Speaker 1: like a master French chest That's kind of my dream
Speaker 1: that I'm doing, who specializes in French maple bars. But
Speaker 1: I'm assuming for a while, just based on that alone,
Speaker 1: give me a court on blue and she seemed really supportive,
Speaker 1: awesome and forty minutes. I mean, that's not a very
Speaker 1: long date, but it sounds like it went well. How
Speaker 1: did you end it? Gave her hudd and said I
Speaker 1: had a really great time. I'd like to see her again.
Speaker 1: And maybe it ended on an awkward note like I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. I made a joke that I hope she
Speaker 1: didn't take the wrong way like she was leaving. I said,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna pay me for the maball bar, and
Speaker 1: you gotta what that needed For a second, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm just joking. Yeah, laugh, but yeah, forty six cents lay.
Speaker 1: All right, So in your email, you told us that
Speaker 1: you've been texting and calling her but she's not answering anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm an adult. I know what that means.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if it's like something I can
Speaker 1: salvage or at the very least learn to not do
Speaker 1: in a future date. Okay, Yeah, Well, the good news
Speaker 1: is you don't have to salvage it. That's our job, right,
Speaker 1: We'll play a song, We're gonna call Renee for you
Speaker 1: and get you your second date update right after that. Okay, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: figures FROs. Right after this hold on second, we're in
Speaker 1: the middle of a second date update with Connor, who
Speaker 1: says he doesn't really believe in love at first sight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but something clearly does believe in is love at first bite.
Speaker 1: Because he rene to a bakery where they make the
Speaker 1: most decadent, creamy, moist, mouth watering homemade maple bars, his
Speaker 1: oral cavity has ever seen around the world. I'm about
Speaker 1: to make that sound. You just play the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't afford to lose any more. Listen. The whole
Speaker 1: thing only lasted about forty minutes, he says, but that
Speaker 1: was all he needed to know that there's something special
Speaker 1: happening with him and Renee the Connor. Is it possible
Speaker 1: that the maple bar was so good it put Renee
Speaker 1: into a week long food coma and she just needs
Speaker 1: a little more time to come out of it and
Speaker 1: finally respond to you. I mean, if that's the explanation,
Speaker 1: then I'll be happy to know about Okay, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying there's optimism over here. You know. My thought is,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you feel this, Connor. Is that
Speaker 1: maybe just she found a couple other dudes to date,
Speaker 1: you know, like she said, I mean by thanks for
Speaker 1: putting such a positive spin on this. I think we
Speaker 1: could come back from that. I thought that was a possible. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she probably has a lot of options because she sounds
Speaker 1: like Unicorn and she just doesn't realize how great you are.
Speaker 1: And that's where we come in to really seen and
Speaker 1: they probably gave her. I meant, before we do any
Speaker 1: more positive talk with Connor, let's just move on and
Speaker 1: call Renee and actually get the answer to you're ready
Speaker 1: to do this, man, let's do that. Here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm down on your number right now. Hello, Hey, is
Speaker 1: this Renee? Um? This is she May asks calling you May, Yes,
Speaker 1: and I will answer with five minutes. Why don't you
Speaker 1: just answer her? I'd like to set it up. You're
Speaker 1: on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. I'm jeff if that wasn't super clear, and
Speaker 1: I'm Jeff. I don't know anymore. I don't sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't like I don't know your show. I'm sorry. Comedy,
Speaker 1: we're quirky and weird. I'll just get to it because
Speaker 1: we're doing something right now called the Second Date Update
Speaker 1: and we're looking to help one of our listeners, Connor,
Speaker 1: get back in touch with you. Now. She's have you
Speaker 1: heard our podcast? Or are you last laughing? Wait? Wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait you talked to him? Yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: he doesn't know. He doesn't know what I honestly like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say other than he is
Speaker 1: the most cluep guy in the entire world. But my look,
Speaker 1: I told all my friends about our date, and they
Speaker 1: all told me that I should like post it on
Speaker 1: TikTok because it's just so your friends, like, we're talking
Speaker 1: about a thirty minute coffee date at a bakery. He
Speaker 1: didn't mention anything crazy when we spoke to him. Is
Speaker 1: that the same, Connor? It's the same, It's Connor. But
Speaker 1: maybe I'm going to paint you the picture because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Three and a half years ago, maybe even like four. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I was on a different dating app, okay, where this
Speaker 1: guy hit me up and he invited me to go
Speaker 1: to a bakery. At the bakery, this person like insisted
Speaker 1: I try these amazing maple bars whatever, and we talked
Speaker 1: about like our favorite movies and books and gets who
Speaker 1: that person was. Gets the name of that person. Don't
Speaker 1: tell me it's Connor. Wait it's the same dude. So yes,
Speaker 1: I have been out with Connor, the same Connor you're
Speaker 1: talking about, on the exact same bakery date three and
Speaker 1: a half years ago. Wait wait, when did you realize
Speaker 1: it was the same guy from three years prior? Like
Speaker 1: when we matched? How do you not remember going on
Speaker 1: a date with someone? Why did you go through with it? Then?
Speaker 1: If you knew you had already been on a date
Speaker 1: with this guy three years ago, why did you continue?
Speaker 1: Because I genuinely thought it was a joke and that
Speaker 1: when we got there he'd be like, we're not actually
Speaker 1: going here again. Oh you thought he was setting you
Speaker 1: up to be like okay, because you thought he remembered too,
Speaker 1: I just went along with it. Oh it was the
Speaker 1: second time at least better both dates. It was the
Speaker 1: exact same conversation. Like, I already know his favorite book,
Speaker 1: it's slaughter House five, its favorite movie Shot of the Dead.
Speaker 1: You have a good memory. I even know also about
Speaker 1: his five year plan to become a master of French
Speaker 1: cooker or whatever. But clearly he hasn't made much progress
Speaker 1: because that was three and a half years ago. French
Speaker 1: copion is hard to master though A year to half last.
Speaker 1: Oh one more thing. The first time that we did
Speaker 1: go on our date, he ghosted me the way I
Speaker 1: was gonna three years ago he ghosted you, and this
Speaker 1: time he has. I mean, he's describing you as like
Speaker 1: this amazing woman that he can't let get away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and don't just take it from us. Connor is actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to tell you himself.
Speaker 1: Isn't that right, Connor? You're joking. This can't be realized.
Speaker 1: There's Connor, Connor, how many women have you taken to
Speaker 1: that bakery over the years, like three hundred four hundred? Like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, look it's not that many, but it's
Speaker 1: my favorite first date spot. I wait, but you even
Speaker 1: made the same joke, Like you made the same like
Speaker 1: are you gonna preing me back for that maple boor joke?
Speaker 1: That's Connor? You don't remember her at all. Look I
Speaker 1: told you, guys, I knew she's seven familiar I thought
Speaker 1: it was friend between familiarity and like, actually, like our
Speaker 1: first date, we spent time together. Wow. I hate to
Speaker 1: ask this, but are you sure it was me? You
Speaker 1: were date your f one hundred percent positive Connor, is
Speaker 1: that your favorite movie, bro Sean of the Dead? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that same joke. It's not even a good Joe. This
Speaker 1: is when you start apologizing, buddy, like she's mad you
Speaker 1: ghosted her the first time and then you didn't even
Speaker 1: remember second time. It's kind of insult to injury. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make excuses for myself, but three
Speaker 1: and a half years ago was a long time. I've
Speaker 1: matured a lot since then, and I'm sure a lot
Speaker 1: of people have. I'm older, I'm wiser. I apologize since
Speaker 1: it very much. So, look, I doot that you. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I was clearly an idiot then, I'm clearly
Speaker 1: an idiot now. But the fact that he had the
Speaker 1: wherewithal to reach out to a radio station to reach
Speaker 1: out to you shows the personal growth that he's made
Speaker 1: in that time. True. I mean it was an honest mistake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I get that. I'm just kind of like
Speaker 1: over it, like at this point, like I'm nervous. I
Speaker 1: think you're being a little bit too judgmental because you're
Speaker 1: hungry and what you need is another man. I think so,
Speaker 1: I think you could get another mouth. You're gonna see
Speaker 1: what a great guy Connor is. And we'd like to
Speaker 1: put that maple bar in there and send you on
Speaker 1: another date. I'll just say, Renee, I am terrible remembering faces.
Speaker 1: And yeah, but it was it's not even about that.
Speaker 1: It was the exact same date. It was the exact
Speaker 1: favorite conversation. Yeah, but it's like a movie that you
Speaker 1: love so much you just want to watch it over. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's actually nothing like that, though, I still think you
Speaker 1: should give m another shot, and this time he can
Speaker 1: do a totally different place, a whole new conversation. He'll
Speaker 1: ask about your favorite exercise activity, Connor. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: third times the charm All right, there you go. That's
Speaker 1: why it's a really strong argu yes from Connor. Renee,
Speaker 1: what do you say? I wish you nothing but the best, Connor,
Speaker 1: But like I'm and I don't want to ghost you
Speaker 1: the way you ghosted me. So I'm just going to
Speaker 1: tell you straight up that I'm not interested. Okay, you
Speaker 1: do now, dude. I mean, hopefully three and a half
Speaker 1: years from now, she'll forget about this. We can try again.
Speaker 1: You'll be in here for you. Frok and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning man. Thinking back, that first date had so
Speaker 1: many positives to it. Wait, which first date? The first
Speaker 1: first one, first one? Maybe I should clarify that second
Speaker 1: date had so many or maybe to clarify again that
Speaker 1: first and second day had so many positive coffee, maple bars,
Speaker 1: aspirations of French cooking, and I guess women are just
Speaker 1: so picky now they don't want to go on the
Speaker 1: same date twice is three years? Did you not listen
Speaker 1: to her at all? Not real? And does anyone else
Speaker 1: not believe him on the French cooking thing? Like he
Speaker 1: just yeah, it's like his stick to sound exotic and
Speaker 1: sexy does sound really cool. Everybody has that one big
Speaker 1: goal though, that they know they're never going to achieve.
Speaker 1: It's just nice to say, yeah, the goal isn't so hot. Okay,
Speaker 1: going to become a French chef. But yeah, we weren't
Speaker 1: able to get them to go out on another date.
Speaker 1: The worst part about it, though, is after that whole thing,
Speaker 1: we never asked the name of the bakery where they
Speaker 1: make those maple bars. I do want to trump, but
Speaker 1: I also feel like he's taken a lot of first
Speaker 1: dates there, so they must not be that good because
Speaker 1: there wasn't ever any second dates at this place. At
Speaker 1: the end of it, he's like, oh, it's dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 1: We failed on so many levels, and we don't even
Speaker 1: have a maple bar, so we can eat our feelings.
Speaker 1: If anyone wants to drop him off at the studio,
Speaker 1: that'd be cool. Yeah. Yeah, actually here diabetic, I know,
Speaker 1: so yeah, you can bring us some maple bars. And
Speaker 1: while you're here, if you want a second date, we
Speaker 1: might be able to do that too. The show I
Speaker 1: called the Person who Hasn't calling you back Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning