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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is he asks to see it, and I

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Speaker 1: heard him. We'll get into that find out what that's

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Speaker 1: all about in just a few This one's crazy. Right now,

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for us? Now? All right?

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Speaker 3: I got one business classic right here, man, This right

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Speaker 3: here is called you hit my car?

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Speaker 2: You hit my car?

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Speaker 3: Oh, my god, cut up real lived for the seatbelt

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Speaker 3: on tight. I'll pull over with y'all.

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Speaker 2: I was y'all. Just be late this morning. Just be late.

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Speaker 2: It's a good one. Let's go. You hit my car,

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Speaker 2: Let's go, cat dog?

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Speaker 4: Oh you wait that there Raymond notices all over the place.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adel's.

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Speaker 3: This is she?

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Speaker 2: Do you live in apartment number seveny eight?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: That depends on who's asking.

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Speaker 3: My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,

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Speaker 3: apartment one on five. Do you live in apartment number

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Speaker 3: seventy eight?

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Speaker 4: What you want with I live?

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Speaker 2: Look? Fam Do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera

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Speaker 2: light blue?

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Speaker 5: One?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: All right, your next door neighbor then told me that

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Speaker 3: you ran into my car. I got a Bens, a

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Speaker 3: black one of two thousand and five C two forty.

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Speaker 2: Now I got light blue.

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Speaker 4: Scratches on my My neighbor told you what.

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Speaker 2: Your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall.

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Speaker 4: I told you the cross up across the hall.

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Speaker 5: What the cross?

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Speaker 4: I they live across the hall? Told you what, ma'am.

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Speaker 3: Listen, all I know is he said he live in

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Speaker 3: apartment eighty. He lived next door to you. You live

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Speaker 3: in a supposedly apartment seven age right here in Cambridge

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Speaker 3: Court apartments.

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Speaker 2: Now, all I'm.

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Speaker 3: Saying is he told me your car is, which is

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Speaker 3: the light blue car hit my backed into my car? Now,

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Speaker 3: I ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got

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Speaker 3: to fix my car and I got light blue scratches.

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Speaker 2: On my Bens.

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Speaker 4: Last I checked my light blue clamor the only light

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Speaker 4: blue camera they made.

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Speaker 2: Ma'am, you're the only.

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Speaker 3: Light You're the only light blue car in the parking lot.

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Speaker 4: The only light blue car in the parking lot. Right now,

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Speaker 4: I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue

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Speaker 4: car in the damn parking lot, ma'am. I'm not look,

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Speaker 4: and I'm in the middle of watching t What can

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Speaker 4: I do for you?

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Speaker 2: What you mean, what can you do for me? You

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Speaker 2: didn't hit my car.

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Speaker 4: He ain't touch your damn car. If you got some

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Speaker 4: cameras out in this parking lot that.

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Speaker 2: Saw me hit your car, no, I don't have no cameras.

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Speaker 4: But I believe this conversation is over, and I don't

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Speaker 4: give a damn what the cross eyed man across the

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Speaker 4: hall told you.

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Speaker 2: Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, play is you yelling at me?

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Speaker 2: I'm not yelling at you.

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Speaker 4: But my car touch your damn the.

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Speaker 2: Only light blue car in the parking lone.

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Speaker 4: The only light blue car in the parking lot now

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Speaker 4: and as a matter of crack, my car ain't even

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Speaker 4: in the parking lot. My sister bar go to the stow.

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Speaker 2: Well, is it possible that your sister is the one

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Speaker 2: that hit my car?

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Speaker 3: Now? Now?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Is your sister when is she coming back? Maybe she

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Speaker 3: hit my car and didn't tell you she hit my car.

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Speaker 4: No, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,

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Speaker 4: because she would have told me she hit your damn call. Look,

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Speaker 4: I said ain't nobody hit your damn car. My car

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Speaker 4: ain't got no damn scratches on it. Give what kind

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Speaker 4: of scratches you got on your car? But I can't

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Speaker 4: do a damn thing about it. And even if you did,

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Speaker 4: let me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,

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Speaker 4: no way, so I can't do nothing for you.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, a minute, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 4: You ain't got to tell me. You ain't got to

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Speaker 4: seeing me, thank and as far as I'm concerned, this

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Speaker 4: conversation is over.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, let me ask you how a hun

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Speaker 2: call it back?

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Speaker 4: Mister. You act like I ain't got your car. You

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Speaker 4: had them scratches on your car all ready, and you

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Speaker 4: ain't finna use me as no more and excuse to

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Speaker 4: get you no new paper.

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Speaker 2: I ain't had no scratches already on my car.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you had them? Oh yeah, you had no idea.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell him an insurance is justin if he

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Speaker 4: come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.

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Speaker 4: I already told you I ain't.

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Speaker 3: Got no don't make me come over to your apartment

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Speaker 3: number seven eight standing in the door.

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Speaker 4: I'm on my way to the door now, I'm standing

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Speaker 4: in the door.

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on, Look, I got thirty five hundred

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Speaker 3: dollars worth of scratches on my car that you need

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Speaker 3: to pay for.

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Speaker 4: You the owner ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: So you already doing better than me? What? What? What?

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Speaker 2: What? Look?

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Speaker 4: I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.

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Speaker 4: I'm watching TV and you ain't got talking to me about.

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Speaker 2: I need to talk to you.

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Speaker 4: About this car.

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Speaker 2: I got thirty to your car.

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Speaker 4: My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't

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Speaker 4: even park next to know BMWs lately.

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Speaker 2: It's a bens hellever. It's a ben C two forty,

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Speaker 2: a black.

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Speaker 4: Give a damn if it's a being seven seven and seven,

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Speaker 4: I can't help you.

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Speaker 2: They don't make a seven seventy.

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Speaker 1: I don't, damn lady.

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Speaker 2: Look, you know what can I say something to you?

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Speaker 4: No, you can't say you know what you can say

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Speaker 4: to me? You can say bye.

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Speaker 3: I just want to say one more thing to you,

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Speaker 3: one more thing.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead on.

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Speaker 2: All I want to.

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Speaker 3: Say is this nephew Timmy from The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Your sister robbing out of DC, putting me up.

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Speaker 4: Oh that it don't make me. You know what, I

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Speaker 4: don't even have y'all show. I listened to the show

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Speaker 4: on the internet and this, Oh you wait till I

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Speaker 4: talked to her ally.

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Speaker 3: Mister Dale, Well, Lizzen, before you go, can you tell

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Speaker 3: me what is the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 4: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 5: Alright, nephew, told me you knew you didn't run into

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Speaker 5: nobody else.

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Speaker 4: Damn Well, I ain't hear nobody because I'll be trying

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Speaker 4: to pull myself out there, palk, so won't nobody you know?

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm the only light blue camera in the

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Speaker 3: parking lot right now.

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Speaker 2: Now tell you that across the hall. Oh my me,

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Speaker 2: I love her. You already doing better than me.

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Speaker 1: She was not having it, but all lets sighing and breathing.

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Speaker 1: Uh did she say Raymond noodles?

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Speaker 2: Whatever it was, it wasn't the right it was, Oh

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Speaker 2: my God, to help me out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one.

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Speaker 3: All the Nephew is coming to town Dallas, Dallas Fort Worth,

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Speaker 3: Texas Nephew Tommy's House Party Common Damn Live with special

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Speaker 3: guests Tody robertson the building, Dominique in the building and

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Speaker 3: the nephew himself will be the Saturday, June fifteenth at

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Speaker 3: the Majestic Field.

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Speaker 2: That is Father's Day weekend.

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Speaker 3: So bring your father, bring your husband, bring your boys,

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Speaker 3: bring your well you're older boys, because it's gonna be

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Speaker 3: it's gonna be that kind of part. It's gonna be

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Speaker 3: a grown and sexy type of party. So come on

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Speaker 3: out and hang out with the nephew and it's gonna

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Speaker 3: be real. No, the last time I was in Dallas,

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Speaker 3: you know what happens on the show hosting and you

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Speaker 3: know what you know, you get ten minutes of me

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Speaker 3: here and man, that's head.

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Speaker 2: But then this time you get off one hundred and

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Speaker 2: forty two comedians now out of New York. That was

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Speaker 2: New York. Ain't doing that. No, I don't know. He's

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Speaker 2: been on I ain't doing nothing, Explosures.

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Speaker 5: He's been on Comedy Explosures, Comedy Extrava, Gailzs, Comedy Games.

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Speaker 2: Comedy Spectaclears.

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Speaker 5: Now for the comedy, it's super caintro fragilistic, Tommy and

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Speaker 5: friends all funny hate them, but this time you get

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Speaker 5: to get Tommy for real.

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Speaker 2: This is not all these thirty forty people. That is

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Speaker 2: not what's happening. Yes you Tommy, and you can't count

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Speaker 2: the people show, So dallat's get your tickets. Tickets are

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Speaker 2: going well.

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Speaker 3: So I'm looking for a soul I show man at

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Speaker 3: the Majestic June fifteen, Fathers Day Weekend.

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Speaker 2: Get your tickets.

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Speaker 3: They on sale right now, and you're gonna get a

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Speaker 3: whole lot of Timmy.

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Speaker 5: It's so many people on this show we can't even

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Speaker 5: name it. Tommy Neil, Ladies and gentlemen, here comes Tommy

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Speaker 5: in too many dawn people, Ladian gentlemen, Tommy and all

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Speaker 5: of them this time?

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Speaker 2: All right, if you Tommy in most of everybody.

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Speaker 1: Else, coll me up an next Strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 2: Here all.

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Speaker 1: He has to see it and I heard him is

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Speaker 1: the subject. We'll get into it right.

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Speaker 2: How many pictures on how many people on the post?

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Speaker 1: You're listening, Hardy Morning Show