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Speaker 1: Time now for as the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey in the building.

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Speaker 2: This one's from Sinclair CLO.

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Speaker 1: Sinclair in Chicago says, I'm a twenty seven year old

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Speaker 1: single man and I need your advice on my balding head.

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Speaker 1: I know you make jokes, but this is not funny

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Speaker 1: to me because I'm not even thirty years old yet.

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Speaker 1: I've started to wear baseball cap a lot more, and

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Speaker 1: I barely brush my hair because I'm scared of brushing

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Speaker 1: more out of it. My girlfriend is saying to just

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Speaker 1: let it go and go bald. But what do you

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Speaker 1: do if you don't have a nice shaped head. I

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Speaker 1: have been called water boy all of my life because

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Speaker 1: my head is bigger than most.

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Speaker 2: And should I just fight? So you just break it

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Speaker 2: down the facts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he no, ain't no, ain't no, ain't nowhere around

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Speaker 3: this doll day.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: Look, I did all of it. You can get some rogaine,

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Speaker 3: you can get you some black stuff. You can hide JT.

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Speaker 3: You know JT my formal ball. Hey listener, you can

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Speaker 3: get a flocking gun. You gonna go to work, man,

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Speaker 3: you can spray your hair. They got everything right now,

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Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, Doug, you twenty

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Speaker 3: seven and is going it's because it's gonna go. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: And they have not found a cure for ball this yet.

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Speaker 3: In men, that dude gonna make a million dollars. Now

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Speaker 3: they got them things out there, now, them lace fronts

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Speaker 3: and all that for men and all that stuff. You

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Speaker 3: can go get one of them, man, But I don't know, man, huh.

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Speaker 2: I'm expensive. Man, you don't want to keep paying for that?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, if you don't, well, okay, then we

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Speaker 3: come on, yeah, come on outside, come on, walk over.

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Speaker 3: You know it's all right over here.

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Speaker 1: But Steve, you have to say though, when you first

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Speaker 1: went bald, you weren't sure about the shape of your head, right,

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Speaker 1: you were real happy when you shaved it off. I

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Speaker 1: remember that morning you called all yeah you were cool

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Speaker 1: with it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but like here was the deal though, Now you

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Speaker 3: don't even have to do that. You can get a

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Speaker 3: computer rendering of your head. Oh yeah, they got that.

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Speaker 3: Now they take a picture, they give you a computer

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Speaker 3: rendering of it, and you can see what you would

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Speaker 3: look like with no hair. Okay, all right, that yeah

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Speaker 3: they got that. Now they got.

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Speaker 2: You got options.

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Speaker 3: But now he already no, he got a big head

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Speaker 3: he's been. Yeah, so he just got to come on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you? All right, Yes, already has a girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on. Caitlin and Saint Louis says,

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Speaker 1: I'm thirty three and I have four older brothers that

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Speaker 1: think they can control me. I've always been attracted to

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Speaker 1: older guys, so I've secretly dated guys that my brothers know.

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Speaker 1: For the past few months, I've been dating my second

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Speaker 1: to the oldest brother's best friend, and.

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Speaker 2: He's keeping me a secret.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to figure out if he's using my

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Speaker 1: brother as an excuse to keep our relationship on the low,

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Speaker 1: or if he's got something else going on. I'm old

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Speaker 1: enough to do what I want, So what's the worst

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Speaker 1: that can happen?

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Speaker 2: If I tell my brother, Hm.

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Speaker 3: His brother gonna beat his friend's hands. That's what the

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Speaker 3: deal is. That's what the deal is, because brothers, men

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Speaker 3: have a man cold law. Don't do my little sister dog,

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Speaker 3: don't come over here with your mess. And then your

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Speaker 3: older brother knows him really, really well. So now he

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Speaker 3: know where the skeletons is buried. You know, he know

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Speaker 3: all the other chicks.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and.

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Speaker 3: How recent these other chicks were and any other thing.

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Speaker 3: So that's what he worried about. But you could talk

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Speaker 3: to him about it and say, me and you gonna

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Speaker 3: go sit with my brothers and explain to him that

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Speaker 3: we love each other. But I don't hear love in him.

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Speaker 3: Y'all just seeing each other.

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Speaker 2: Just they're dating. They're just dating right now.

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Speaker 3: And you have to keep asking yourself to all these

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Speaker 3: older men that you keep dating. I want to keep

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Speaker 3: you a secret, and you want to keep them a secret.

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Speaker 3: Why is it such a big secret?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Miriam.

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Speaker 1: In San Diego, my husband and I are in our

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Speaker 1: early sixties, and my husband likes takes our four year

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Speaker 1: old grandson to soccer three days a week.

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Speaker 2: After practice.

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Speaker 1: The other day, my grandson asked if Joshua and Miss

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Speaker 1: Kelsey could come over. He said, Joshua is his friend

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Speaker 1: and Miss Kelsey is his granddad's friend. I ask if

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Speaker 1: Joshua played soccer like him, and he said no, Joshua

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Speaker 1: plays karate. He said that Joshua comes to soccer practice

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Speaker 1: and they get pizza afterwards.

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Speaker 2: Do I need to find out who Miss Kelsey is

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Speaker 2: or do I ignore this four year.

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Speaker 1: Old m.

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Speaker 3: So you're gonna break up your family over.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's a man answer right there, because I'm.

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Speaker 2: A man answer.

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Speaker 3: So you gonna sit up here unless some four yo

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Speaker 3: old would imaginary freeing names.

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Speaker 2: All of it what we got. Yeah, Oh that's the

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Speaker 2: that's the lie.

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Speaker 3: You got to be kidding me. Don't talk to me

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Speaker 3: no more like that. And I'm not taking this boy

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Speaker 3: to soccer practice now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well if you do, I'm going with you.

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Speaker 2: How about that taking the soccer practice? Yeah? You men

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Speaker 2: stick together, don't you?

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Speaker 1: Right here we go, Yeah, Foxy and Toledo says, I

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Speaker 1: am a thirty eight year old single woman and I

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Speaker 1: need to get things. Something's off my chest down at

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Speaker 1: my job, I'm almost six feet tall and I sit

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Speaker 1: in a cubicle all day trying to be a happy camper.

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Speaker 1: But every hour I need to relieve myself, stretch my

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Speaker 1: legs and have a cigarette. I sit across from Darren,

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Speaker 1: the male Karen, and he has always got something to

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Speaker 1: say about the time I spend away from my little desk.

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Speaker 1: He said, I smell like a smokestack and my music

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Speaker 1: is too loud. If I catch Darren out away from work,

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Speaker 1: can I curse him out?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, as a matter of fact, Listen to me.

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Speaker 3: There's a way you can do it at work. I've

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Speaker 3: done it before, which is probably one of the reasons

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Speaker 3: I don't have no jobs. Listen to me, lean over

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Speaker 3: in Darren's ear when the ain't nobody looking, lick your

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Speaker 3: lips and put your lips up against his ear, because

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Speaker 3: he gonna think it's about something else. As soon as

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Speaker 3: you put your wet lips up against his ear, say

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Speaker 3: if you keep blanking with me, I almost snapped his shoe. Honey,

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Speaker 3: ice ta face.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for clo you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show