WEBVTT - 01/05/21 - HOUR 2 - Chris Fowler 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:03.560 You are listening to The Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.600 --> 0:00:07.440 Sports Radio. Welcome to the program. It's our two on 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:11.600 this Tuesday, Dan and The Dane's Dan Patrick Show Spirited. 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:14.880 First hour on the program, we'll talk to Chris Fowler. 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:19.400 He's hosting the Heisman Awards ceremony coming up tonight. Also, 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:24.279 we'll check in with Daniel Jeremiah, NFL network analyst and 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:27.600 he also works for the Chargers. He does, he's the 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:31.760 analyst for their games. How how good is that job 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.440 opening there? It appears to be. I think it's a 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.240 great opening because I have my quarterback, at least I 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:39.600 believe I have my quarterback. I have some star players 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:44.199 under contract, and I can kind of ease into the season. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:46.839 If I go eight and eight, you know, that's not 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:50.640 a bad season with the Chargers, but you know it 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:54.720 feels like you're you're you're kind of blanketed by the 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:58.520 Dodgers and the Lakers, even the Rams in there like 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:02.000 USC football, and then it's the Chargers. So you can 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:05.120 sort of be off the radar, go in, take over 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:08.120 a team, and then you get a little bit more leeway. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:12.000 Urban Meyer goes to Jacksonville with Trevor Lawrence you're gonna 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:14.160 want to see results right away because it's Urban Meyer 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:18.000 and it's Trevor Lawrence. But I think the Chargers is 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:21.600 a great opening here. The Jets worry me because I 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:24.959 start with from the top down and I just don't 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:28.280 know about Woody Johnson as an owner. It just feels 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:31.560 like the infrastructure there is still a little fragile, and 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.720 that would make me nervous. What am I doing with 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:36.600 Sam Darnold with the number two pick? Overall, you start 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.200 to look at these coaching vacancies. There's a reason why 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:44.399 they're coaching vacancies. You know, the Texans, the infrastructure there bothers. Me. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.800 I got DeShawn Watson. Everybody keeps saying, you got DeShawn Watson? 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.440 What else do I have? Laramie Tunsil And that's it. 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.840 J J. Watt won't be there next year? Like who 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:58.800 are they? What are they? Detroit? What do I have? 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:02.720 Do I want Matthew Stafford? What else do I have 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:06.520 to build around? Does anybody care about? Like it's one 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:08.800 thing to be bad, Like the Bengals were bad, but 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.800 they were relevant Because at Joe Burrow, you can be 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:15.680 bad but still relevant that people are fascinated with watching 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:21.680 you play Detroit. Nobody's fascinated. There's no interest there, there's 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.760 no pulse. You know, if they had taken two and 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.600 then had that him as the future like that, you know, 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:31.080 then you got something that's maybe a little exciting. Matthew 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:34.280 Stafford may go to the Hall of Fame, but you're 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:38.320 not getting excited about Matthew Stafford there. You know, Atlanta, 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.960 is Julio Jones going to be there? Matt Ryan? Do 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:43.880 you want Matt Ryan there? At his age? What is 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:47.000 he thirty five going on thirty six? You know, I 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.520 think the Saints are a sneaky team to keep an 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:53.040 eye on. Do they do anything in the quarterbacking situation? 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:55.799 I can't imagine that Taysom Hill is going to be 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:59.880 a starting quarterback next year now, maybe because Sean Payton 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:04.800 knows a whole lot of football. Drew Brees gonna be 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:08.720 working friend BC is Jamis Winston gonna be you know, 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.399 a possible starter there or you know, do they soon 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:16.440 understand this? A couple of years ago they were drafting 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:22.400 Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City went up and got him, and 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:26.320 Sean Payton has said this to us, and they got Lattimore, 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:29.280 who was a great player. They were taking. They were 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:33.880 taking Patrick Mahomes. Part of the history of the NFL 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:37.680 would be rewritten. If you, I mean imagine that Patrick 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:42.040 Mahomes would be behind Drew Brees. He wouldn't have an MVP, 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:45.120 he wouldn't have a Super Bowl. Or if he has 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:50.600 a Super Bowl, it might be with the Saints. You 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.520 never know when it comes to draft day, because if 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:58.520 you're a GM, an owner, a coach, why would you 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:02.040 ever tell anybody what you're thinking. I would tell you 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:06.400 what I'm not thinking of doing. Not Hey, you know 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:09.680 who we really like, because you can't trust any of 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:15.080 us when you tell us we want to tell somebody, Hey, 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:18.680 don't tell anybody. But how many times have you been 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:22.440 told that, Hey, do not tell anybody? But and then 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:26.000 what do you do? You tell somebody and then you 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:29.600 say to them, Hey, you didn't get it from me. Hey, 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:33.599 I'm gonna tell you something, but don't tell anybody. And 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:35.760 then that person does the same thing, and then they 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:38.880 do the same thing, and that's how these stories get out. Hey, 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:43.560 you know I'm hearing Urban Meyer twelve million dollars, okay, 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.680 And then all of a sudden, insiders are refuting that 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:49.920 you're not getting twelve million dollars. Okay, I don't know. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:56.640 I know that Texas was offering him ten million. I 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:01.120 was told that over the weekend ten million. Turn that 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:06.320 down twelve million. I don't know, shod con you want 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:11.840 him twelve million? You know, Bill Belichick, nobody knows what 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:15.440 he makes, but there are guestaments that he's around twenty 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:19.640 million dollars a year. Just wow, Yeah, I thought it 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:23.880 was like eleven. Well wow, sources close to me tell 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.920 me that Bill. You know, they don't say what he's 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:31.200 making a lot of sweatshirts. Yeah, no, he only needs one, 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.159 he said. Thing he had on the other day was like, 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:37.240 it's almost like a Spandex coaches long sleeve. It was 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.040 a terrible look for him. He's not that bad a 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:41.040 shape or anything. Is that the kind of the thing 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:42.800 that you wear when you're a wrestler and you go 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.880 into the steam room to lose weight. It's like Fritzie's 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.400 NYU zip up from yesterday. It shows a lot of 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:52.760 oh undulation. Yeah, it's funny. He left that number out 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.840 when he was talking about, hey, we sold out the 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:56.799 last couple of years. We spent all of our money 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:00.359 doing all this other stuff. Now there's nothing left for me. 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:05.919 Joe Judge lays into the Eagles, and we spent some 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:10.120 time in the first hour talking about that, the NFL firings, 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:13.159 the Heisman awarded tonight. McLevin Wood's the poll question. I 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.440 got way ahead of myself. I was all fired up 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:20.640 about the sanctimony of everybody yesterday and today about what 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:24.280 happened with the Eagles quarterbacking situation. So we've been working 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.360 at a poll that will annoy you enough to get 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.920 your mind off of Joe Judge. All right. It started 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:31.840 off with which matt would you want next year? Matt 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:34.599 Ryan or Matthew Stafford that you were talking about with 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.719 Ian Rapp Report last segment, thirty five for Ryan, thirty 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:42.120 two for Stafford. Morphed into which actor would you rather 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:45.720 be Matt Damon or Matthew McConaughey got hot and heavy 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:47.880 over here, because that's a that's a tougher argument than 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:54.120 you'd think. Then it morphed into which role played by 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:57.120 a Matt would you want the most? Ferris Bueller, Matthew Broderick, 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:01.880 Matt Perry as Chandler, being and friends Matt Damon Goodwill Hunting, 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:06.440 Matthew McConaughey as Waterson, of course, or for Paulie Matthew 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:10.320 Modine it's a wrestler Envision quest. Good call, Matt Dylan's 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:14.800 something about Mary Flamingo Kid also with them, Danna Jones, 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:20.280 Yeah outside, yeah, yeah, he did some things. Matt Damon 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:21.960 has had a great run, or Matt Matt Dillon's had 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.480 a great run. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want me to 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:27.040 circle back to Ryan and Stafford? No, because I don't 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.840 even care about that. I don't. I don't want either 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.240 one of them. Really, you don't. You don't think there's 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:34.240 something left in the tank for those guys. I'm sure 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:37.120 there is. But you know, if I'm a Lions fan 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:41.960 and you go, Matthew Stafford's coming back, it doesn't change 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.960 my day. If you say, I'm a Falcons fan and 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:48.040 I got Matt Ryan coming back, it doesn't change my 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:52.080 day at all at all. And they might be going 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:56.200 to the Hall of Fame. I just it doesn't quicken 0:07:56.240 --> 0:08:00.200 the pulse. No, what if I told you is a 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.280 new movie? When Matt Damon came out on Netflix with 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.960 that quipment Quick of the Ball? No, really, what if 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:09.840 Matt Damon played Matt Ryan in a biopic. Okay, so McConaughey. 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:13.240 Back in thirteen, Dan did, uh, what's that movie where 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:16.040 he takes all his clothes off Dallas Buyers No, he didn't. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:17.680 In two thousand and twelve, he does Magic Mike, and 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.200 he was getting critiqued for being you know, pretty boy 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.560 and baseless movies. Mcclub and just said, as a good movie. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:26.000 And then he magic, like Steven Soderberg, that's a well 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:29.920 reviewed movie. And then he did Dallas Buyers Club in 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:34.040 two twenty thirteen and changed everything. Yeah, I'd still take 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:37.040 Matt Damon. Matt Damon's involved in a lot of projects 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:41.160 as well. He's not just an actor. But I like 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:45.000 McConaughey's lifestyle, But Matt Damon, I'd probably take the career. 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:47.320 Matt Dame. You like playing pool with people watching, that's 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:50.480 what you mean by his lifestyle, Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, McConney. 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:54.760 Remember that commercial, that Chrysler commercial. Is that what it was? 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:57.960 What's this bull doing in this road? It was like, 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:01.600 you don't have to be on an acid trip here. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.120 When you're cool, you don't need air conditioning. It's this 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:08.680 isn't Jim Morrison and the doors. It's like he's playing 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:11.560 pool and then he gets in his car and then 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.880 he leaves driveway. Is awesome though it is places, but 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.559 I don't know if it's his because all those other 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.680 people are still at his house. Like he's leaving his house. 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:22.360 That's how cool he is. He leaves a party at 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:29.160 his own house all the way and then he's on 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.040 the road. And then there's the cattle or whatever that 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.640 happens sometime to time, the cattle hill up right there 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:37.240 in the middle of the highway. I know, But it's 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:39.959 not gonna make me buy the car, probably not. It shouldn't. 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:42.640 Like you're selling a car. And if you go, hey, 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.240 you want this lifestyle? You want to you want to 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.640 have a party and play pool by yourself and then leave? No, 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:52.200 do you want to drive? And there's a bison in 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:55.080 the middle of the road. No, analock breaks and weed 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:57.480 is all I need. You know. When he's great at 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.559 the of the lifestyle that's different. You ever see the 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.400 wild turn key commercial he's in And there's like this 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.280 crazy party going on in the middle of a field somewhere, 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:06.880 and all of a sudden, they like, pull up on 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:08.920 the piano and it's Matthew McConaughey play, and the guy 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.000 third he's like, thanks, buddy, gets his drink. You're like, yeah, dude, 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.240 I'll go to that party. That looks awesome. Got lights 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.000 hanging all over the place. So I'm like jazz playing. 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:20.640 It's great. Sometimes I forget what I'm you know, when 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:22.520 you watch a commercial, I don't know what they're selling, 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.480 and then it always dawns on me where you go, oh, 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:30.000 that's right, they're selling insurance, but I don't at the 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.640 time I go, have you seen the commercial? I don't, 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.520 But I don't know what they're selling. So I don't 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.960 know if they're doing their job in the product that 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.920 they're selling as much as what's that dug and that 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:44.440 stupid EMU or whatever that thing is? Insurance liberty, liberty, insurance. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:48.640 Those are bad, and they well they thought, hey, you 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:53.120 know whatever, they're trying to get that Geico thing going, yeah, 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:56.040 like hey, we gotta talking of frog here. Yeah, you 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.679 gotta kinda have a gimmick to make salamander to make 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:02.320 insurance sounds interesting, you know, like, but they're not even 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:08.400 funny if they're trying is crushing. I think Flow is great. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:12.839 I do. I think Flow has that fifteen minutes of fame. 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.280 She's extended it. I think Flow is doing a great job. 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:18.600 And I even like the woman in the AT and 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:22.120 T commercial. Yeah, yeah, although I'm not sure that. For 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:26.079 some reason, I'm obsessed with the word of mouth advertising. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:30.720 That's what they did before commercials. That tilts her head, like, 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.360 what just happened there? What Nicklovin? Remember how annoyed you'd 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:37.080 get it that commercial where Aaron Rodgers agent couldn't do 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:40.040 his job. You're like, why does he keep using him? Guess? 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:41.920 And he finally got rid of him, and now he's 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:47.120 the MVP. Yes, Apples and Oranges. No, it happened. I'd 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:49.920 been saying it forever. This is Aaron Rodgers. You said 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.280 it to him last year we had him on the show. 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:53.200 And get rid of that agent. You'll be back. I say, 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:55.200 you gotta fire that guy. He's not any good at 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:57.839 the packers now. And then Aaron goes it's a commercial. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:02.720 I didn't know, but the perception is Aaron Rodgers hired 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:06.320 this guy as his agent, and I, you know, therefore, 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:08.680 I thought that maybe his career was over. And I 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:11.600 was all in favor of drafting Jordan Love just based 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:13.720 off who his agent were. Right, you're bringing Jake from 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:16.280 State Farm, you win the MVP. I mean Jake is jacked. 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:20.800 I mean he's on performance announcing drugs. But it's okay allegedly. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:26.560 Remember I asked Rodgers that as Jacob unperformed, and Rogers 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:29.840 said he was gonna look into it. He's not sure either, Yes, mccle, 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:34.040 Chris Paul needs a home security system. Okay, how does 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:38.200 he let Alfonso Roberta or whatever get back in his 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.600 house all these times? And then Chris Paul acts like 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:44.359 how did he get here? You keep letting him in somehow, 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:46.800 and Jake's always standing there too. I don't know what's 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:50.960 going on in that house. I gotta get simply safe 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:53.720 for Chris Paul to put in his house to keep 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:57.160 that guy out. Alfonso's son was like outside with the 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.360 with the basketball. There was like a weird moment there, 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:01.680 breaking me out a little bit, like he's pretending to 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:05.440 be his dad. At some point, don't you call the comps? Yeah, 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:09.280 that's I think, Come on, Chris, that's once again. Now 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:12.520 Now I got questions about Chris Paul as my you know, 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:16.200 my floor general. Come on, Chris, what are you doing? 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:20.240 That guy is always in here. He's he's creepy. It's outside. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.120 He's knocking stuff down, he's breaking stuff. Yes, I was 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.439 actually really disappointed that you don't like the ads where 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.920 the guy explains how not to be your father. I 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:31.720 love her. They're okay, they're okay, they're okay, Like I'm 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:35.400 mildly amused, really, yeah, mildly the pillows on the couch 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.360 or she's like, I'm gonna have a big lunch and 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:40.000 just a light snack. We're not gonna do that in 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:41.760 the store. We're not gonna be on our speakerphone, are 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.240 I think those are fantastic. They're good. They just rolled 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:46.839 out some new ones. They're gonna go with that bit 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:49.680 for a while. Yeah, they're funny. But the the dug 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:53.000 and the EMU or whatever that is, that's not good. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:57.360 It's just not good. It's it's not and I'm not 0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:00.400 saying the acting. I'm just saying the premise of whatever 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:04.040 that is not funny. All Right, welcome to the program 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:09.120 already in progress. As you can tell, we are also 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:12.320 that had the same energy, by the way as your 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:16.839 Eagles take the same anger, channeled it through commercials. Okay, 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:21.360 here's the other thing. Tanya Roberts was a famous actress, 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:26.000 very beautiful woman. She was with Charlie's Angels, James, she 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:28.040 was a bond girl, she was big in the eighties. 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:31.160 Beautiful woman and uh, you know, the word came out 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:34.960 she passed away, and then upon further review, she didn't 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:38.960 pass away. Now she's she's really and she's upon further review, 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:46.440 upon further review, upon further review, Tanya Roberts is not dead. Yeah, 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:50.200 first down, Um, but she's not in she's not in 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.400 good health. But but I guess they thought she was 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.680 dying or had died. And then her rep put out 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:58.840 something and then we were wondering about this, if you 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:02.360 could not not die, but know how people are going 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:05.800 to react to you dying eventually, Like would you want 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:08.080 to know what people are going to say about you 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:12.360 after you're gone? Because I mean to be, you know, 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.800 totally insense. If Tanya Roberts knows what people are going 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:18.040 to say about her, you know, when she dies, because 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.440 these tributes that like two days of that. Now I 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:24.200 don't want to be on the verge the precipice of 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:30.040 dying to then find out. But if you announced that 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:33.120 I had died, so leak it to TMZ. We know 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.720 the TMZ. Yeah, just just send it out to H 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:38.840 to Harvey Levin that you believe I've died, so you 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:40.920 could be in good health and appreciate the good and 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:42.520 the bed what people are saying about you for a 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.080 period of time. Yes, because Van Pelt's going to do 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.200 a whole thing. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, he would do 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.920 something of Ronaldi. That might be his first piece at Fox. Right. 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.920 Oh nice? Um, you know Samantha guthriem Today Show, she 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.440 Loves My Voice. Barkley would mention you definitely on the 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:59.480 T and T Show, Reggie Reggie, Maggie Reggie. That's big, 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:04.760 that's good coverage. Yeah. Um, But then I would be 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:07.160 able to find out, like what is being said about that? 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:10.080 Would you guys be interested in knowing that? See? Do 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:12.400 you want to know what Costas says that your eulogy? 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:16.720 No you don't. I don't want Constas there. You don't know, no, 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.800 because then his Bob const is at my funeral? Right? 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:23.320 Oh you know that? No, Neil Everett can get up there. 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:31.160 Bartender Jack cool is the rule. Yes, Paul, if you 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:35.200 don't hire, if you don't hire Oberman to do your eulogy, 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:39.000 he's gone. He's already mad. Yeah, he's showing up. Yeah, 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.040 he's perpetually angry. But if you don't hire him to 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.200 do your eulogy, he might already have HI ridden. He 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:53.360 might And I've done four pages, JP, I don't need prompter. Yes, 0:16:54.560 --> 0:17:00.400 that's rush, thank you. But you do run the risk though, 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:02.680 if if there's someone that you really like and respect 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:05.080 and care about that may open up and say something 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.439 horribly negative that goes with the territory. May not all 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:11.040 be flowers and usually don't say negative things. You don't. 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:12.840 But what if there's that one person that you just 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:15.600 always loved admired and they just, in an honest moment, 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:17.199 say yeah, let's not make that big a deal of 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:21.280 it that it sounds like it might be you. Well, 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:25.080 we were getting it out of the friends, right, we'll 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.000 love But the liker who needs to be improved on? 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:29.480 I said to Todd, would he want to know what 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:33.440 people say about him? Because I think your eulogy should 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:39.040 just be every corny mock headline and or sports related 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:43.000 names that you do around the holidays, and that's it. 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:46.840 Just just have people come up there and they do 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:48.800 like ten of them, and then somebody comes up and 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:51.360 does ten and then and that's all specifically morbid names. 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:53.880 Or it could be, oh, well, could we do sports 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:57.080 related names that have to do with death, like Jerry 0:17:57.160 --> 0:18:02.920 Kill or something for coach? Yeah, good call? Yeah? Would 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:07.399 you there? You go like, could we do that more? 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:13.440 What is it? Mclevint, Mortician Anderson, Yeah, mord Anderson, Yes, 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:16.960 you could do Tom Grieve yeah, Chris Mortician could break 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:23.240 the story. Chris Mortenson yeah, yeah, I don't know. Ah, 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:26.359 this was a little more fun than talking about Joe Judge. 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:28.680 I had to get off that topic after a while. 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:31.280 I'll get back on the topic because I know you 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:38.879 want to talk about it, but uh yeah, I just, uh, 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:42.080 Joe Judge should worry about the Giants. That's all. Just 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:45.359 worry about the Giants. You went through a lot this season, 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:49.560 so did every other team, so did doctors and frontline 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:53.159 workers and those people as well. But you won six games. 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:57.600 I would And I know I've heard from Giants fans saying, look, 0:18:57.600 --> 0:18:59.880 he's saying that to Giants fans. He's getting the Giants, 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:03.120 fans pumped up. You know, the players know, hey, you're 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:05.400 gonna rally behind him. I get it. I get all 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:08.680 these things. That's why when you know, I've had people say, 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.080 is Joe Judge really like that? I don't know Joe Judge. 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:14.480 From what I'm told, that's Joe Judge. He sounds like 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:17.960 he's out of a movie. But you know what happened 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:21.879 in Philadelphia. They have to deal with their own You know, 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:25.040 Doug Peterson, you made a decision for whatever reason. Explain 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:26.800 that to your team. You don't have to explain it 0:19:26.840 --> 0:19:28.760 to me because I'm not going to believe what you 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:31.640 say to me. You got to say it to your team. 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:34.440 Joe Judge, how about you win more in six games? 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:37.040 Then you don't have to worry about who Philadelphia is 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:39.320 playing in the final game of the season, and to 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:44.080 the NFL get used to more of these situations because 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:47.240 your greed is leading to another week of games that 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:51.359 could be a lot more meaningless games. In situations where 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:55.159 you don't have teams playing their starters, it's going to 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:58.480 continue and they'll have even more I was worried about 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:03.040 fifteen sixteen, You know those weeks. Now you add another one. 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:08.120 Imagine if we had one more week of games, Nate 0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:13.159 Sudfeld probably get a full start. He's gonna start is 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:18.040 what are you gonna get? This? Just in from TMZ. 0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:24.040 Tanya Roberts has passed away, so they were off by 0:20:24.040 --> 0:20:27.680 a couple of days. She died. I think she was 0:20:27.760 --> 0:20:32.600 sixty five years of age. But wonderful career. All right, 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:34.720 we'll take a break here. Chris Fowler is going to 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:38.480 join us and he's hosting the Heisman Trophy ceremony coming 0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:41.399 up tonight. More phone calls as well. It's twenty one 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:44.800 after the hour. This is the Dan Patrick Show. Thanks 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:47.280 for listening to The Dan Patrick Show podcast. Be sure 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:50.200 to catch us live every weekday morning nine to noon 0:20:50.320 --> 0:20:53.320 Eastern or six to nine Pacific on Fox Sports Radio. 0:20:53.640 --> 0:20:55.919 Find your local station for The Dan Patrick Show at 0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:58.920 Fox Sports Radio dot com, or stream us live every 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:02.879 day on the iHeart Radio app by searching f s R, 0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:07.240 or stream us live on the Peacock apt More phone 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:12.520 calls coming up. Mclovin, what's the full question? I actually 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:14.320 did put up? Which Matt would you want? Next year? 0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:16.720 Ryan or Stafford? And Ryan has the early leader, which 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:18.840 is I'm surprised because he's older. What is he three 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:21.320 or four years older? Yeah, Stafford. I just think he 0:21:21.359 --> 0:21:23.520 has a lot more good will than Stafford because he's one. 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:28.800 Although the Stafford arguedly he's more talented, is it? I 0:21:28.840 --> 0:21:30.480 don't know. I kind of put him in this same 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:33.880 hopper there, but you know, four year age difference is big. 0:21:34.160 --> 0:21:36.600 Chris Fowler is going to be hosting the Heisman again 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:40.240 tonight for the twenty seventh consecutive year. Chris will be 0:21:40.280 --> 0:21:43.440 hosting and showtime is at seven Eastern on the Mother's 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:45.879 Ship and then Chris heads to Miami to call the 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:50.120 National Title Game Monday at eight eastern on ESPN. Chris 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:53.800 joining us from the lovely confines of Bristol, Connecticut. People 0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:57.520 have heard about Bristol, Connecticut over the years, over the decades, Chris, 0:21:57.920 --> 0:22:00.600 for those who have never been able to go to Bristol, Connecticut, 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:04.360 could you give us a snapshot of Bristol, Connecticut right 0:22:04.400 --> 0:22:07.879 now on a Tuesday morning, Dan, I know much more 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:10.359 about the campus in the actual town at Bristol, because, 0:22:10.359 --> 0:22:12.440 as you know, what sits right on the edge of Southington, 0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:16.760 right on the DMZ between those two towns. So I 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:20.040 can tell you all about the campus, which I haven't 0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:21.680 been doing a couple of years. By the way, my 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:24.320 initial visit here, so every time you come as a 0:22:24.320 --> 0:22:28.520 new building, it's very quiet, very deserted, very spooky, but 0:22:28.680 --> 0:22:31.199 it's gleaming and beautiful. And I'd tell you they did 0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:32.760 a hell of a job. I was a little bit skeptical. 0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:35.199 You take the Heisman out of that intimate setting in 0:22:35.240 --> 0:22:39.080 New York, and obviously it's a virtual ceremony. Past winners 0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:41.399 will be on screens as well the finalists. But they 0:22:41.400 --> 0:22:43.359 did a hell of a job dressing up the studio, 0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:48.159