WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Baddie and the Daddy

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think we officially did it. Welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Podcast with Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we are officially ranked on Spotify number thirty third. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>is that how you say?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not it.

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<v Speaker 3>You lost us a spot bro Also, this is not

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<v Speaker 3>a brag.

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<v Speaker 1>We're the thirty third best comedy podcast and we love

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<v Speaker 1>that you love this and we just want to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know if you want more of it. Okay, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got like a full show, one hour, brand new every day,

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<v Speaker 1>forty five more minutes of this dumb humor. You could

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<v Speaker 1>have it. All you got to do is search Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>Many other bits, stuff a little more.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, now, let's get it to your favorite, the

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<v Speaker 1>Second Day podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Second Date, Up Date. Do pickup lines work anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Pies are supposed to be silly and dumb, not taken seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>I know they had a good run in the late

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<v Speaker 3>eighties for sure. Yeah, Like, don't worry were you born

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<v Speaker 3>in the late eighties?

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<v Speaker 4>Es?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much people trying to pick you up.

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<v Speaker 3>I know the line that led to me, oh god,

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<v Speaker 3>oh god. You know the line your dad's yeah, girl,

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<v Speaker 3>are you a boom box because I want to turn

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<v Speaker 3>you on and take you everywhere. And then I came yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 3>well you're the only one that kid. This is awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffy, why are we doing that batteries for your boom

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<v Speaker 1>box show. I think a.

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<v Speaker 3>Lot of people think pickup lines aren't like really serious,

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<v Speaker 3>they're kind of dead. But one of our listeners may

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<v Speaker 3>have just revived them, okay, because he says he tried

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<v Speaker 3>one and it actually worked. His name is David. David,

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<v Speaker 3>welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>You did not use the same line that Jeffrey's dad did.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't use that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. We got to hear what was the pickup line?

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<v Speaker 3>So what's her name?

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<v Speaker 2>Her name is Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so to pick line, it went like this, Hey,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think another

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<v Speaker 5>account is using your photos.

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<v Speaker 3>That would get some attention. You're not like hitting on.

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<v Speaker 2>Her exactly, be freaked out.

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<v Speaker 1>Send me the link.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what she said, Send me the link. Who

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<v Speaker 2>is it? That's when I say it's at NASA. Because

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<v Speaker 2>you're an absolute rocket. I felt like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Were gonna send her a picture of a supermodel. Tell

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<v Speaker 3>you this is way more clever.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're rocket you out of this world.

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<v Speaker 3>What was her reaction?

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<v Speaker 2>She went for it. Okay, she said that he never

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<v Speaker 2>falls to pickup line. That's something about me, and this

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<v Speaker 2>one just seemed to work this day.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, so she was drinking. Yeah, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's innocent, it's fun, complimentary.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you able to parlay the pickup line into an

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<v Speaker 3>actual in person date.

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<v Speaker 2>I absolutely did. I arranged the meet.

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<v Speaker 3>Up right away any time NASA tour. What did you

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<v Speaker 3>guys do?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this it may seem a little weird. I took

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<v Speaker 2>her to a gender reveal.

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<v Speaker 1>A gender reveal?

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<v Speaker 3>Who's gender reveal? Please don't tell me yours or a

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<v Speaker 3>random persons.

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<v Speaker 2>It was my cousin. It was my cousin.

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<v Speaker 3>How did that? How did did you? Did you run

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<v Speaker 3>it by her beforehand?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? I told her while we was on all way.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh goodness, Oh okay.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He was she cool with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean she seemed like he was cool with it

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<v Speaker 2>because I was only supposed to pop in, so she

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<v Speaker 2>didn't come in there initially with me. But I saw

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<v Speaker 2>how live the party was and I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I could catch on her family, so I just waved

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<v Speaker 2>her in. I told her that he ain't come in.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, like, so you said wait in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back in five minutes, and then decided to

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<v Speaker 1>just waver in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hey, my family looked like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I mean, I bet it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a lot for anybody, right, how did it go?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is the kicker. She actually cut the

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<v Speaker 2>cake for the revealed what.

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<v Speaker 1>Was not by choice?

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<v Speaker 4>Ers, Like, everybody's chanting her name, making her dude, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Hungry, and she didn't realize she was cutting the road.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, it just happened. And my cousin he thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was the funniest thing ever because he thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>just a great idea to have a random woman that

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<v Speaker 2>nobody in the family knew. What this is?

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<v Speaker 1>It like the first time ever I actually want to

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<v Speaker 1>be at a gender reveal party.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened? Do we know? Girl or boy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? It was a boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations to your cousin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but is that the date? Did you guys do

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<v Speaker 1>the other thing that you had planned? Ever?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, seeing that kind of turned into the date because

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<v Speaker 2>we ended up staying for hours. I mean, my family

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<v Speaker 2>had food open bar, the DJ was bumping.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, was there like an even like romantic vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the one thing that seems difficult to achieve when

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<v Speaker 3>you're at a gender review.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, with you, if you just want to be friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you grinding up up in your cousin's backyard right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's now. See you got a point that that's

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<v Speaker 2>where things kind of start getting hazy because we actually

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<v Speaker 2>didn't speak much, so I was so involved with my family.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, does that feel like a regret, like you

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<v Speaker 1>did something wrong there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I probably should have spent more time with her.

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<v Speaker 2>But she seemed like he was having a good time

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<v Speaker 2>because she was talking to all my female cousins, like

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<v Speaker 2>all the ladies at the party. She was like a

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<v Speaker 2>hit with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, okay, well that's a good sign.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a great tign. But only if they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>start running their mouth and telling her about my last

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<v Speaker 2>way ships and scare hand off. That's the only thing

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<v Speaker 2>I was concerned about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna say, of course they did.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's why.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you had to bring her home, right because

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<v Speaker 1>you brought her to the party.

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<v Speaker 3>Was there any romance then?

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<v Speaker 4>Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, it wasn't really no sparks at that point because

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<v Speaker 2>I just drove her and I didn't get out or watch.

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<v Speaker 2>She just kind of said thanks and just jumped out

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<v Speaker 2>and the car wasn't moving.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay to declare, all right, how long has it been

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<v Speaker 3>since that gender revealed date?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, that was probably like a week ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Okay, I'm guessing you haven't heard from her, and

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<v Speaker 1>neither have your female cousins.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know. I'm too afraid to ask my

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<v Speaker 2>female cousin.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, I guess we're gonna have to step up

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<v Speaker 3>and do what your family didn't, right, We'll hook you up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna wing man for you, try and get you

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<v Speaker 3>a second date update right after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Appreciate you guys, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Second date update. Most people wouldn't call gender reveal parties romantic. No,

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<v Speaker 3>neither would our listener David. But yet somehow that's where

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<v Speaker 3>he ended up taking his date Jennifer. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't really talk much. She did cut the cake

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<v Speaker 3>and reveal that it was a boy the show, So

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<v Speaker 3>that's cool. They'll always have that moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, it's kind of wild to be a woman who's

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<v Speaker 1>cut a gender reveal cake and never actually had baby yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>But the thing is, that was a week ago and

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<v Speaker 3>we're trying to get another date for David and Jennifer Brook.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think is a salvageable or unsalvagable.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, here's the positives. Is you sound like a

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<v Speaker 1>really fun, really kind dude, and your family sounds awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>So those are all positives. The negatives is maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>shock of it all is probably finally setting in. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I would be so shocked at where I was, what

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing. I feel like it would take me

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of days to even process.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it makes sense, but it's all about being spontaneous.

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean, like I said, it was a good vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, drink like a big party, like big barbecue on

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe too good of gossip about you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of worse first dates a per a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well that's true, that's true. Don't take her criticism

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<v Speaker 3>like that either. Dude, Brook is just jealous because her

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<v Speaker 3>family didn't throw her a gender revealed party.

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<v Speaker 1>Want a gender sure, now you.

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<v Speaker 3>Say that, but if they had thrown one, you would

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<v Speaker 3>have been really happy, and we've been too confusing, like wait,

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<v Speaker 3>who's the cousin or the father? But we need to

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<v Speaker 3>call Jennifer here. I'm thinking date number two with the brists.

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<v Speaker 3>She holds the scissors.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize what that was for a second.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we'll just start with a date idea and see

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<v Speaker 3>if she's open to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Yeah, man, call it. I need to

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<v Speaker 2>know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk with Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Jennifer, you're on the radio right now with a

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<v Speaker 3>show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing a segment here Jennifer called a second Date update,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's where we try and help out listeners who've

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<v Speaker 3>been out with somebody that they really liked and they

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<v Speaker 3>want to see them again, but they're having difficulty arranging

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<v Speaker 3>that second meet up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I gotta say, your chill reaction to us being

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone maybe Yeah, she's with punches.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that true? Jennifer? Are you someone who likes to

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<v Speaker 3>roll with it go with the flow?

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<v Speaker 4>For sure? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>And this actually changes a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>This makes sense because we heard about your date with

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<v Speaker 3>a guy named David recently. There was a lot of going,

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<v Speaker 3>a lot flow, it sounds flowed right into his gender

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<v Speaker 3>reveal party with his cousin.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, David got in touch with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah no, it's it's a good thing. It means that

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<v Speaker 3>he enjoyed the time you guys spent together.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, to be fair, he did say that

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<v Speaker 1>he regrets not spending more time with you because he

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<v Speaker 1>got so wrapped up in the family at the party.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, he told you about the gender of your party,

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<v Speaker 4>of course. Yeah, David's David's a good guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, Well, if he's such a good guy, then

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<v Speaker 3>why not hang out with him one more time? Because

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<v Speaker 3>he's been trying to arrange a meet up. I'm relieved

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<v Speaker 3>to hear that. I mean, you've already met all of

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<v Speaker 3>his family.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I got to meet all his family, and that

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<v Speaker 4>Darren lies the problem. What, Oh my gosh, that's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>sound so bad. He really wanted to take this to

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<v Speaker 4>the air.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he's he didn't know what was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he was worried about what his female cousins may

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<v Speaker 1>have said.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, they were a trip. Now his family is awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope they keep having baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, that's sweet, weird. I wish a baby on you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, if you have a good family, you want

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<v Speaker 1>the good family to keep you get pregnant.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you love his family, They're all wonderful. What's the

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<v Speaker 3>problem with David? Why aren't you talking?

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<v Speaker 4>There is no, it's not a problem with David. I

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<v Speaker 4>just I got to meet all of his cousins, and

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<v Speaker 4>I kind of have a crush on his cousin D.

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<v Speaker 3>His cousin.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like his cousin one of his cousin D

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<v Speaker 4>his cousin. He was at the party. He was the

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<v Speaker 4>one having the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, what the baby dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the baby's dad single?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's a baby daddy. He's not he's not married,

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<v Speaker 4>and his and the mother isn't with him.

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<v Speaker 3>She wasn't she picked up another woman at his own

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<v Speaker 3>baby's gender reveal, like.

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<v Speaker 1>And there is no pregnant mom there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, this all makes sense and it's it's a dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean so cute though that d is celebrating that way.

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<v Speaker 4>I do think that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's really sweet that.

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<v Speaker 2>His family was fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Will you take care of the baby I mean when

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<v Speaker 4>I said when I said, it happened fast on a

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<v Speaker 4>first day to be cutting a cake for someone else's baby.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you're into somebody who has a baby coming

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<v Speaker 1>and not like I see like the like I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>one who's got to discover that we're having a boy.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, like, you're crazy for me.

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<v Speaker 1>We are Wait, I understand that you have a crush

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<v Speaker 1>on d Did de you reciprocate this crush at the party.

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<v Speaker 4>So we've been texting like, oh man.

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<v Speaker 1>This is going to be a family mess. What were

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<v Speaker 1>you going to do? Just show up at the next

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<v Speaker 1>family event with d instead?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish he didn't. We could look through it. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't think we'd be telling the whole city about it today, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't expect a phone call from us. Yeah, I definitely

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if David knows any of this. Probably not.

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<v Speaker 3>So the thing is Jennifer right now. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>good point the way the segment works. Jennifer is David

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<v Speaker 3>is listening on the other line right now?

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, oh yeah, God, I'm really at a loss

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<v Speaker 2>of words. It's damn Jennifer, like for real, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>can respect the game that you know, she feeling somebody else,

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<v Speaker 2>But this chick is bogus.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to belaime your cousin more than her, he's

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<v Speaker 4>more loyalty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, it's not that I don't blame my cousin.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, he's not the most reputable person in the

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<v Speaker 2>world anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hold on a minute there.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not the first one to send me pictures of

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<v Speaker 2>the moon treeing.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, you're out of this world. You're not the first

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<v Speaker 4>fun Oh you don't think I'm going to know met him.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got a better job than you.

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<v Speaker 3>Here what benefits like?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, true unemployed.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to say that I didn't really mean that, David,

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<v Speaker 4>because I think you are. I think you're great. But Cole,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, you know this, like sometimes chemistry just happens,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's not what I'm mad at. What I'm upset

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<v Speaker 2>it is you could have came and told me.

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<v Speaker 4>That after the baby was born at Leeds. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to get that bad energy in the

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<v Speaker 4>family before the delivery to tell.

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<v Speaker 3>Him on the right home at least that you met

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<v Speaker 3>his cousin or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we were drinking. I mean we were drinking. Actually,

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<v Speaker 4>your cousin asked to take me home and I was like, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>Wow that light.

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<v Speaker 3>That's kind of nice.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, Jennifer, You're right, you do deserve to

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<v Speaker 2>be a step mom. You definitely.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, David, how about this? How about I

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<v Speaker 4>help you land the girl, and then next year, when

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<v Speaker 4>I have a gender of you for our baby, you

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<v Speaker 4>can invite her.

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<v Speaker 3>To be your cousin in law.

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<v Speaker 1>She be allowed to cut the cake and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know what, as long as she looks better

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<v Speaker 2>than you bring on Okay, so you're open.

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<v Speaker 4>To it.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, that won't be too hard to do, Jennifer,

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<v Speaker 2>So you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do that, will What happened to the pickup line when

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<v Speaker 3>she was a NASA rocket?

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<v Speaker 2>That's all right, it's other rockets that go to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Mole start, you know. Okay, Well, this has definitely been

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<v Speaker 3>one of the weirdest second day calls that we've ever done. Confused,

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<v Speaker 3>you let the.

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<v Speaker 4>Other cousin know that he's gonna have another baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Soon again, Jennifer, I'm sorry. Normally we would, but I

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<v Speaker 3>can't even offer to send you out on another date

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<v Speaker 3>with David, because your mom Mom now already moved on

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<v Speaker 3>to his cousin. Okay, so I don't even really know

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<v Speaker 3>what to do with this gift card for dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, David, why don't you take it and we can

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<v Speaker 4>help you find a good girl on the internet or something,

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<v Speaker 4>just how you found me.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I will take the gift card because

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<v Speaker 2>now I could spend money on somebody, because I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>spend money on Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's all it's still not your money money smart business.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, is the lesson. Don't bring women around your family.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know. No, no, no, I'm gonna bring whoever

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<v Speaker 2>around my family. You just gotta have enough class and

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<v Speaker 2>not hit on my family.

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<v Speaker 1>Worried about the female cousins.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing else.

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<v Speaker 1>Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. I know, I said that was one of the

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<v Speaker 3>weirdest second dates ever, but I can't remember one where

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<v Speaker 3>a guy gets as badly crushed as David did there,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but like he wasn't crushed though, but that's

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<v Speaker 3>the thing, he was stomped though. She was like, I

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<v Speaker 3>found somebody else in your family. He's got a better

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<v Speaker 3>job than you. He's currently doing to have a baby

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<v Speaker 3>with another woman. I still pick him over you.

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<v Speaker 1>D He was crushed, he was demolished, like that was terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean, Why he is smiling through the whole thing, like yeah, sure, okay, fine, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, did you all say free gift card? So

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<v Speaker 3>now I think this makes them step cousins. We're not that,

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<v Speaker 3>which is crazy. I'm just saying it is pretty impressive

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<v Speaker 3>in one phone call to go from prospective love interest

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<v Speaker 3>to step cousin. We get a lot done in a

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<v Speaker 3>short amount of time. I know you usually go backwards. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's weird to switch it up for this, but we

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<v Speaker 3>can always help you switch up your dating life. You

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<v Speaker 3>can email the show. We'll call that person who's not

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