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Speaker 3: Second Date, Up Date. Do pickup lines work anymore?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Pies are supposed to be silly and dumb, not taken seriously.
Speaker 3: I know they had a good run in the late
Speaker 3: eighties for sure. Yeah, Like, don't worry were you born
Speaker 3: in the late eighties?
Speaker 4: Es?
Speaker 3: Thank you very much people trying to pick you up.
Speaker 3: I know the line that led to me, oh god,
Speaker 3: oh god. You know the line your dad's yeah, girl,
Speaker 3: are you a boom box because I want to turn
Speaker 3: you on and take you everywhere. And then I came yeah, wow,
Speaker 3: well you're the only one that kid. This is awful.
Speaker 1: Jeffy, why are we doing that batteries for your boom
Speaker 1: box show. I think a.
Speaker 3: Lot of people think pickup lines aren't like really serious,
Speaker 3: they're kind of dead. But one of our listeners may
Speaker 3: have just revived them, okay, because he says he tried
Speaker 3: one and it actually worked. His name is David. David,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show man.
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: You did not use the same line that Jeffrey's dad did.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't use that one.
Speaker 3: Okay. We got to hear what was the pickup line?
Speaker 3: So what's her name?
Speaker 2: Her name is Jennifer.
Speaker 5: Okay, so to pick line, it went like this, Hey,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think another
Speaker 5: account is using your photos.
Speaker 3: That would get some attention. You're not like hitting on.
Speaker 2: Her exactly, be freaked out.
Speaker 1: Send me the link.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what she said, Send me the link. Who
Speaker 2: is it? That's when I say it's at NASA. Because
Speaker 2: you're an absolute rocket. I felt like you.
Speaker 3: Were gonna send her a picture of a supermodel. Tell
Speaker 3: you this is way more clever.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're rocket you out of this world.
Speaker 3: What was her reaction?
Speaker 2: She went for it. Okay, she said that he never
Speaker 2: falls to pickup line. That's something about me, and this
Speaker 2: one just seemed to work this day.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so she was drinking. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I think it's innocent, it's fun, complimentary.
Speaker 3: Were you able to parlay the pickup line into an
Speaker 3: actual in person date.
Speaker 2: I absolutely did. I arranged the meet.
Speaker 3: Up right away any time NASA tour. What did you
Speaker 3: guys do?
Speaker 2: Okay, this it may seem a little weird. I took
Speaker 2: her to a gender reveal.
Speaker 1: A gender reveal?
Speaker 3: Who's gender reveal? Please don't tell me yours or a
Speaker 3: random persons.
Speaker 2: It was my cousin. It was my cousin.
Speaker 3: How did that? How did did you? Did you run
Speaker 3: it by her beforehand?
Speaker 2: Well? I told her while we was on all way.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, Oh okay.
Speaker 3: That is a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He was she cool with it.
Speaker 2: I mean she seemed like he was cool with it
Speaker 2: because I was only supposed to pop in, so she
Speaker 2: didn't come in there initially with me. But I saw
Speaker 2: how live the party was and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I could catch on her family, so I just waved
Speaker 2: her in. I told her that he ain't come in.
Speaker 1: Come on, like, so you said wait in the car,
Speaker 1: I'll be back in five minutes, and then decided to
Speaker 1: just waver in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, my family looked like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, I bet it is.
Speaker 1: It's just a lot for anybody, right, how did it go?
Speaker 2: I mean, this is the kicker. She actually cut the
Speaker 2: cake for the revealed what.
Speaker 1: Was not by choice?
Speaker 4: Ers, Like, everybody's chanting her name, making her dude, it's.
Speaker 1: Hungry, and she didn't realize she was cutting the road.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2: Hey, it just happened. And my cousin he thought it
Speaker 2: was the funniest thing ever because he thought it was
Speaker 2: just a great idea to have a random woman that
Speaker 2: nobody in the family knew. What this is?
Speaker 1: It like the first time ever I actually want to
Speaker 1: be at a gender reveal party.
Speaker 3: What happened? Do we know? Girl or boy?
Speaker 2: Oh? It was a boy.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to your cousin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but is that the date? Did you guys do
Speaker 1: the other thing that you had planned? Ever?
Speaker 2: Well, seeing that kind of turned into the date because
Speaker 2: we ended up staying for hours. I mean, my family
Speaker 2: had food open bar, the DJ was bumping.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, was there like an even like romantic vibe.
Speaker 3: That's the one thing that seems difficult to achieve when
Speaker 3: you're at a gender review.
Speaker 1: Okay, with you, if you just want to be friends.
Speaker 3: Are you grinding up up in your cousin's backyard right now?
Speaker 2: Now that's now. See you got a point that that's
Speaker 2: where things kind of start getting hazy because we actually
Speaker 2: didn't speak much, so I was so involved with my family.
Speaker 1: Oh no, does that feel like a regret, like you
Speaker 1: did something wrong there? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably should have spent more time with her.
Speaker 2: But she seemed like he was having a good time
Speaker 2: because she was talking to all my female cousins, like
Speaker 2: all the ladies at the party. She was like a
Speaker 2: hit with them.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, well that's a good sign.
Speaker 2: It was a great tign. But only if they didn't
Speaker 2: start running their mouth and telling her about my last
Speaker 2: way ships and scare hand off. That's the only thing
Speaker 2: I was concerned about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say, of course they did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's why.
Speaker 1: I mean, you had to bring her home, right because
Speaker 1: you brought her to the party.
Speaker 3: Was there any romance then?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 2: Man, it wasn't really no sparks at that point because
Speaker 2: I just drove her and I didn't get out or watch.
Speaker 2: She just kind of said thanks and just jumped out
Speaker 2: and the car wasn't moving.
Speaker 3: Okay to declare, all right, how long has it been
Speaker 3: since that gender revealed date?
Speaker 2: Man, that was probably like a week ago.
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, I'm guessing you haven't heard from her, and
Speaker 1: neither have your female cousins.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. I'm too afraid to ask my
Speaker 2: female cousin.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I guess we're gonna have to step up
Speaker 3: and do what your family didn't, right, We'll hook you up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gonna wing man for you, try and get you
Speaker 3: a second date update right after this.
Speaker 2: Appreciate you guys, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Second date update. Most people wouldn't call gender reveal parties romantic. No,
Speaker 3: neither would our listener David. But yet somehow that's where
Speaker 3: he ended up taking his date Jennifer. Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: they didn't really talk much. She did cut the cake
Speaker 3: and reveal that it was a boy the show, So
Speaker 3: that's cool. They'll always have that moment.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's kind of wild to be a woman who's
Speaker 1: cut a gender reveal cake and never actually had baby yourself.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, that was a week ago and
Speaker 3: we're trying to get another date for David and Jennifer Brook.
Speaker 3: What do you think is a salvageable or unsalvagable.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the positives. Is you sound like a
Speaker 1: really fun, really kind dude, and your family sounds awesome.
Speaker 1: So those are all positives. The negatives is maybe the
Speaker 1: shock of it all is probably finally setting in. Like
Speaker 1: I would be so shocked at where I was, what
Speaker 1: I was doing. I feel like it would take me
Speaker 1: a couple of days to even process.
Speaker 2: I mean, it makes sense, but it's all about being spontaneous.
Speaker 2: And I mean, like I said, it was a good vibe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, drink like a big party, like big barbecue on
Speaker 1: Maybe too good of gossip about you.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of worse first dates a per a half.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's true, that's true. Don't take her criticism
Speaker 3: like that either. Dude, Brook is just jealous because her
Speaker 3: family didn't throw her a gender revealed party.
Speaker 1: Want a gender sure, now you.
Speaker 3: Say that, but if they had thrown one, you would
Speaker 3: have been really happy, and we've been too confusing, like wait,
Speaker 3: who's the cousin or the father? But we need to
Speaker 3: call Jennifer here. I'm thinking date number two with the brists.
Speaker 3: She holds the scissors.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize what that was for a second.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll just start with a date idea and see
Speaker 3: if she's open to it.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Yeah, man, call it. I need to
Speaker 2: know what's going on.
Speaker 3: Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk with Jennifer.
Speaker 4: This is Jennifer.
Speaker 2: Who is this?
Speaker 3: Hey, Jennifer, you're on the radio right now with a
Speaker 3: show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 3: We're doing a segment here Jennifer called a second Date update,
Speaker 3: and that's where we try and help out listeners who've
Speaker 3: been out with somebody that they really liked and they
Speaker 3: want to see them again, but they're having difficulty arranging
Speaker 3: that second meet up.
Speaker 1: And I gotta say, your chill reaction to us being
Speaker 1: on the phone maybe Yeah, she's with punches.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that true? Jennifer? Are you someone who likes to
Speaker 3: roll with it go with the flow?
Speaker 4: For sure? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: And this actually changes a lot.
Speaker 3: This makes sense because we heard about your date with
Speaker 3: a guy named David recently. There was a lot of going,
Speaker 3: a lot flow, it sounds flowed right into his gender
Speaker 3: reveal party with his cousin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, David got in touch with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, it's it's a good thing. It means that
Speaker 3: he enjoyed the time you guys spent together.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, to be fair, he did say that
Speaker 1: he regrets not spending more time with you because he
Speaker 1: got so wrapped up in the family at the party.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he told you about the gender of your party,
Speaker 4: of course. Yeah, David's David's a good guy.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well, if he's such a good guy, then
Speaker 3: why not hang out with him one more time? Because
Speaker 3: he's been trying to arrange a meet up. I'm relieved
Speaker 3: to hear that. I mean, you've already met all of
Speaker 3: his family.
Speaker 4: Yes, I got to meet all his family, and that
Speaker 4: Darren lies the problem. What, Oh my gosh, that's gonna
Speaker 4: sound so bad. He really wanted to take this to
Speaker 4: the air.
Speaker 3: Well, he's he didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 1: Well, he was worried about what his female cousins may
Speaker 1: have said.
Speaker 4: Oh, they were a trip. Now his family is awesome.
Speaker 4: I hope they keep having baby.
Speaker 3: Seriously, that's sweet, weird. I wish a baby on you.
Speaker 1: It's like, if you have a good family, you want
Speaker 1: the good family to keep you get pregnant.
Speaker 3: Okay, you love his family, They're all wonderful. What's the
Speaker 3: problem with David? Why aren't you talking?
Speaker 4: There is no, it's not a problem with David. I
Speaker 4: just I got to meet all of his cousins, and
Speaker 4: I kind of have a crush on his cousin D.
Speaker 3: His cousin.
Speaker 4: Do you like his cousin one of his cousin D
Speaker 4: his cousin. He was at the party. He was the
Speaker 4: one having the baby.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, what the baby dad?
Speaker 1: Is the baby's dad single?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a baby daddy. He's not he's not married,
Speaker 4: and his and the mother isn't with him.
Speaker 3: She wasn't she picked up another woman at his own
Speaker 3: baby's gender reveal, like.
Speaker 1: And there is no pregnant mom there.
Speaker 3: Yes, this all makes sense and it's it's a dude.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I mean so cute though that d is celebrating that way.
Speaker 4: I do think that.
Speaker 3: That's really sweet that.
Speaker 2: His family was fun.
Speaker 4: Will you take care of the baby I mean when
Speaker 4: I said when I said, it happened fast on a
Speaker 4: first day to be cutting a cake for someone else's baby.
Speaker 1: And now you're into somebody who has a baby coming
Speaker 1: and not like I see like the like I'm the
Speaker 1: one who's got to discover that we're having a boy.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, you're crazy for me.
Speaker 1: We are Wait, I understand that you have a crush
Speaker 1: on d Did de you reciprocate this crush at the party.
Speaker 4: So we've been texting like, oh man.
Speaker 1: This is going to be a family mess. What were
Speaker 1: you going to do? Just show up at the next
Speaker 1: family event with d instead?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I wish he didn't. We could look through it. I
Speaker 4: didn't think we'd be telling the whole city about it today, Okay.
Speaker 3: Didn't expect a phone call from us. Yeah, I definitely
Speaker 3: don't know if David knows any of this. Probably not.
Speaker 3: So the thing is Jennifer right now. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 3: good point the way the segment works. Jennifer is David
Speaker 3: is listening on the other line right now?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, oh yeah, God, I'm really at a loss
Speaker 2: of words. It's damn Jennifer, like for real, Like I
Speaker 2: can respect the game that you know, she feeling somebody else,
Speaker 2: But this chick is bogus.
Speaker 4: I need to belaime your cousin more than her, he's
Speaker 4: more loyalty.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's not that I don't blame my cousin.
Speaker 2: You know, he's not the most reputable person in the
Speaker 2: world anyway.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on a minute there.
Speaker 2: You're not the first one to send me pictures of
Speaker 2: the moon treeing.
Speaker 4: Hey, you're out of this world. You're not the first
Speaker 4: fun Oh you don't think I'm going to know met him.
Speaker 4: He's got a better job than you.
Speaker 3: Here what benefits like?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, true unemployed.
Speaker 4: I want to say that I didn't really mean that, David,
Speaker 4: because I think you are. I think you're great. But Cole,
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know this, like sometimes chemistry just happens,
Speaker 4: you know, you know what.
Speaker 2: But that's not what I'm mad at. What I'm upset
Speaker 2: it is you could have came and told me.
Speaker 4: That after the baby was born at Leeds. You know,
Speaker 4: I don't want to get that bad energy in the
Speaker 4: family before the delivery to tell.
Speaker 3: Him on the right home at least that you met
Speaker 3: his cousin or something.
Speaker 4: Well, we were drinking. I mean we were drinking. Actually,
Speaker 4: your cousin asked to take me home and I was like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: Wow that light.
Speaker 3: That's kind of nice.
Speaker 2: You know what, Jennifer, You're right, you do deserve to
Speaker 2: be a step mom. You definitely.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, David, how about this? How about I
Speaker 4: help you land the girl, and then next year, when
Speaker 4: I have a gender of you for our baby, you
Speaker 4: can invite her.
Speaker 3: To be your cousin in law.
Speaker 1: She be allowed to cut the cake and everything.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, as long as she looks better
Speaker 2: than you bring on Okay, so you're open.
Speaker 4: To it.
Speaker 2: And you know what, that won't be too hard to do, Jennifer,
Speaker 2: So you.
Speaker 3: Do that, will What happened to the pickup line when
Speaker 3: she was a NASA rocket?
Speaker 2: That's all right, it's other rockets that go to the.
Speaker 3: Mole start, you know. Okay, Well, this has definitely been
Speaker 3: one of the weirdest second day calls that we've ever done. Confused,
Speaker 3: you let the.
Speaker 4: Other cousin know that he's gonna have another baby.
Speaker 3: Soon again, Jennifer, I'm sorry. Normally we would, but I
Speaker 3: can't even offer to send you out on another date
Speaker 3: with David, because your mom Mom now already moved on
Speaker 3: to his cousin. Okay, so I don't even really know
Speaker 3: what to do with this gift card for dinner.
Speaker 4: Okay, David, why don't you take it and we can
Speaker 4: help you find a good girl on the internet or something,
Speaker 4: just how you found me.
Speaker 2: You know what, I will take the gift card because
Speaker 2: now I could spend money on somebody, because I didn't
Speaker 2: spend money on Jennifer.
Speaker 1: So it's all it's still not your money money smart business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, is the lesson. Don't bring women around your family.
Speaker 2: You don't know. No, no, no, I'm gonna bring whoever
Speaker 2: around my family. You just gotta have enough class and
Speaker 2: not hit on my family.
Speaker 1: Worried about the female cousins.
Speaker 3: Nothing else.
Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Man. I know, I said that was one of the
Speaker 3: weirdest second dates ever, but I can't remember one where
Speaker 3: a guy gets as badly crushed as David did there,
Speaker 3: I know, but like he wasn't crushed though, but that's
Speaker 3: the thing, he was stomped though. She was like, I
Speaker 3: found somebody else in your family. He's got a better
Speaker 3: job than you. He's currently doing to have a baby
Speaker 3: with another woman. I still pick him over you.
Speaker 1: D He was crushed, he was demolished, like that was terrible.
Speaker 3: Mean, Why he is smiling through the whole thing, like yeah, sure, okay, fine, Yeah,
Speaker 3: He's like, did you all say free gift card? So
Speaker 3: now I think this makes them step cousins. We're not that,
Speaker 3: which is crazy. I'm just saying it is pretty impressive
Speaker 3: in one phone call to go from prospective love interest
Speaker 3: to step cousin. We get a lot done in a
Speaker 3: short amount of time. I know you usually go backwards. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's weird to switch it up for this, but we
Speaker 3: can always help you switch up your dating life. You
Speaker 3: can email the show. We'll call that person who's not
Speaker 3: calling you back, and go check out all of our
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Speaker 3: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning