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Speaker 1: Well, I think we officially did it. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Second Date Podcast with Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we are officially ranked on Spotify number thirty third. Wait

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Speaker 1: is that how you say?

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Speaker 2: No, that's not it.

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Speaker 3: You lost us a spot bro Also, this is not

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Speaker 3: a brag.

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Speaker 1: We're the thirty third best comedy podcast and we love

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Speaker 1: that you love this and we just want to let

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Speaker 1: you know if you want more of it. Okay, we've

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Speaker 1: got like a full show, one hour, brand new every day,

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Speaker 1: forty five more minutes of this dumb humor. You could

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Speaker 1: have it. All you got to do is search Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Many other bits, stuff a little more.

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Speaker 1: All right, now, let's get it to your favorite, the

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Speaker 1: Second Day podcast.

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Speaker 3: Second Date, Up Date. Do pickup lines work anymore?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Pies are supposed to be silly and dumb, not taken seriously.

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Speaker 3: I know they had a good run in the late

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Speaker 3: eighties for sure. Yeah, Like, don't worry were you born

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Speaker 3: in the late eighties?

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Speaker 4: Es?

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much people trying to pick you up.

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Speaker 3: I know the line that led to me, oh god,

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Speaker 3: oh god. You know the line your dad's yeah, girl,

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Speaker 3: are you a boom box because I want to turn

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Speaker 3: you on and take you everywhere. And then I came yeah, wow,

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Speaker 3: well you're the only one that kid. This is awful.

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Speaker 1: Jeffy, why are we doing that batteries for your boom

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Speaker 1: box show. I think a.

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Speaker 3: Lot of people think pickup lines aren't like really serious,

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Speaker 3: they're kind of dead. But one of our listeners may

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Speaker 3: have just revived them, okay, because he says he tried

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Speaker 3: one and it actually worked. His name is David. David,

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Speaker 3: welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: You did not use the same line that Jeffrey's dad did.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't use that one.

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Speaker 3: Okay. We got to hear what was the pickup line?

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Speaker 3: So what's her name?

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Speaker 2: Her name is Jennifer.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so to pick line, it went like this, Hey,

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think another

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Speaker 5: account is using your photos.

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Speaker 3: That would get some attention. You're not like hitting on.

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Speaker 2: Her exactly, be freaked out.

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Speaker 1: Send me the link.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what she said, Send me the link. Who

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Speaker 2: is it? That's when I say it's at NASA. Because

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Speaker 2: you're an absolute rocket. I felt like you.

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Speaker 3: Were gonna send her a picture of a supermodel. Tell

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Speaker 3: you this is way more clever.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're rocket you out of this world.

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Speaker 3: What was her reaction?

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Speaker 2: She went for it. Okay, she said that he never

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Speaker 2: falls to pickup line. That's something about me, and this

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Speaker 2: one just seemed to work this day.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so she was drinking. Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's innocent, it's fun, complimentary.

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Speaker 3: Were you able to parlay the pickup line into an

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Speaker 3: actual in person date.

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Speaker 2: I absolutely did. I arranged the meet.

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Speaker 3: Up right away any time NASA tour. What did you

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Speaker 3: guys do?

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Speaker 2: Okay, this it may seem a little weird. I took

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Speaker 2: her to a gender reveal.

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Speaker 1: A gender reveal?

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Speaker 3: Who's gender reveal? Please don't tell me yours or a

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Speaker 3: random persons.

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Speaker 2: It was my cousin. It was my cousin.

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Speaker 3: How did that? How did did you? Did you run

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Speaker 3: it by her beforehand?

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Speaker 2: Well? I told her while we was on all way.

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, Oh okay.

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Speaker 3: That is a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He was she cool with it.

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Speaker 2: I mean she seemed like he was cool with it

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Speaker 2: how live the party was and I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: I could catch on her family, so I just waved

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Speaker 2: her in. I told her that he ain't come in.

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Speaker 1: Come on, like, so you said wait in the car,

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Speaker 1: I'll be back in five minutes, and then decided to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, my family looked like that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, I bet it is.

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Speaker 1: It's just a lot for anybody, right, how did it go?

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Speaker 2: I mean, this is the kicker. She actually cut the

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Speaker 1: Was not by choice?

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Speaker 4: Ers, Like, everybody's chanting her name, making her dude, it's.

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Speaker 1: Hungry, and she didn't realize she was cutting the road.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 2: Hey, it just happened. And my cousin he thought it

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Speaker 2: was the funniest thing ever because he thought it was

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Speaker 2: just a great idea to have a random woman that

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Speaker 2: nobody in the family knew. What this is?

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Speaker 1: It like the first time ever I actually want to

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Speaker 1: be at a gender reveal party.

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Speaker 3: What happened? Do we know? Girl or boy?

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Speaker 2: Oh? It was a boy.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations to your cousin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but is that the date? Did you guys do

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Speaker 1: the other thing that you had planned? Ever?

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Speaker 2: Well, seeing that kind of turned into the date because

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Speaker 2: we ended up staying for hours. I mean, my family

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Speaker 2: had food open bar, the DJ was bumping.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, was there like an even like romantic vibe.

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Speaker 3: That's the one thing that seems difficult to achieve when

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Speaker 3: you're at a gender review.

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Speaker 1: Okay, with you, if you just want to be friends.

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Speaker 3: Are you grinding up up in your cousin's backyard right now?

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Speaker 2: Now that's now. See you got a point that that's

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Speaker 2: where things kind of start getting hazy because we actually

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Speaker 1: Oh no, does that feel like a regret, like you

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Speaker 1: did something wrong there? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably should have spent more time with her.

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Speaker 2: But she seemed like he was having a good time

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Speaker 2: because she was talking to all my female cousins, like

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Speaker 2: all the ladies at the party. She was like a

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, well that's a good sign.

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Speaker 2: It was a great tign. But only if they didn't

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Speaker 2: start running their mouth and telling her about my last

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Speaker 2: way ships and scare hand off. That's the only thing

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Speaker 2: I was concerned about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say, of course they did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's why.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you had to bring her home, right because

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Speaker 3: Was there any romance then?

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Speaker 4: Nah?

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Speaker 2: Man, it wasn't really no sparks at that point because

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Speaker 2: I just drove her and I didn't get out or watch.

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Speaker 2: She just kind of said thanks and just jumped out

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Speaker 3: Okay to declare, all right, how long has it been

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Speaker 3: since that gender revealed date?

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Speaker 2: Man, that was probably like a week ago.

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Speaker 1: Now, Okay, I'm guessing you haven't heard from her, and

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Speaker 1: neither have your female cousins.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. I'm too afraid to ask my

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I guess we're gonna have to step up

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Speaker 3: and do what your family didn't, right, We'll hook you up. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna wing man for you, try and get you

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Speaker 3: a second date update right after this.

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Speaker 2: Appreciate you guys, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Second date update. Most people wouldn't call gender reveal parties romantic. No,

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Speaker 3: neither would our listener David. But yet somehow that's where

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Speaker 3: he ended up taking his date Jennifer. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 3: they didn't really talk much. She did cut the cake

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Speaker 3: and reveal that it was a boy the show, So

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Speaker 3: that's cool. They'll always have that moment.

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Speaker 1: Dude, it's kind of wild to be a woman who's

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Speaker 1: cut a gender reveal cake and never actually had baby yourself.

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Speaker 3: But the thing is, that was a week ago and

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Speaker 3: we're trying to get another date for David and Jennifer Brook.

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Speaker 3: What do you think is a salvageable or unsalvagable.

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Speaker 1: I mean, here's the positives. Is you sound like a

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Speaker 1: really fun, really kind dude, and your family sounds awesome.

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Speaker 1: So those are all positives. The negatives is maybe the

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Speaker 1: shock of it all is probably finally setting in. Like

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Speaker 1: I would be so shocked at where I was, what

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Speaker 2: I mean, it makes sense, but it's all about being spontaneous.

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Speaker 2: And I mean, like I said, it was a good vibe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, drink like a big party, like big barbecue on

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Speaker 1: Maybe too good of gossip about you.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of worse first dates a per a half.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well that's true, that's true. Don't take her criticism

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Speaker 3: like that either. Dude, Brook is just jealous because her

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Speaker 1: Want a gender sure, now you.

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Speaker 3: Say that, but if they had thrown one, you would

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Speaker 3: have been really happy, and we've been too confusing, like wait,

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Speaker 3: who's the cousin or the father? But we need to

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Speaker 3: call Jennifer here. I'm thinking date number two with the brists.

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Speaker 3: She holds the scissors.

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize what that was for a second.

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Speaker 3: Well, we'll just start with a date idea and see

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Speaker 3: if she's open to it.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Yeah, man, call it. I need to

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Speaker 3: Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk with Jennifer.

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Speaker 4: This is Jennifer.

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Speaker 2: Who is this?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Jennifer, you're on the radio right now with a

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Speaker 4: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: We're doing a segment here Jennifer called a second Date update,

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Speaker 3: and that's where we try and help out listeners who've

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Speaker 3: been out with somebody that they really liked and they

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Speaker 3: want to see them again, but they're having difficulty arranging

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Speaker 3: that second meet up.

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Speaker 1: And I gotta say, your chill reaction to us being

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Speaker 1: on the phone maybe Yeah, she's with punches.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is that true? Jennifer? Are you someone who likes to

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Speaker 3: roll with it go with the flow?

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Speaker 4: For sure? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: And this actually changes a lot.

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Speaker 3: This makes sense because we heard about your date with

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Speaker 3: a guy named David recently. There was a lot of going,

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Speaker 3: a lot flow, it sounds flowed right into his gender

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, David got in touch with you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, it's it's a good thing. It means that

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Speaker 3: he enjoyed the time you guys spent together.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, to be fair, he did say that

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Speaker 1: he regrets not spending more time with you because he

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Speaker 1: got so wrapped up in the family at the party.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, he told you about the gender of your party,

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Speaker 4: of course. Yeah, David's David's a good guy.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well, if he's such a good guy, then

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Speaker 3: why not hang out with him one more time? Because

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Speaker 3: he's been trying to arrange a meet up. I'm relieved

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Speaker 3: to hear that. I mean, you've already met all of

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Speaker 3: Well, he's he didn't know what was going on.

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Speaker 1: Well, he was worried about what his female cousins may

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Speaker 4: Oh, they were a trip. Now his family is awesome.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, that's sweet, weird. I wish a baby on you.

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Speaker 1: It's like, if you have a good family, you want

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Speaker 4: There is no, it's not a problem with David. I

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Speaker 4: Do you like his cousin one of his cousin D

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Speaker 3: She wasn't she picked up another woman at his own

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Speaker 3: Yes, this all makes sense and it's it's a dude.

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Speaker 2: His family was fun.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like, you're crazy for me.

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Speaker 1: This is going to be a family mess. What were

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Speaker 3: Didn't expect a phone call from us. Yeah, I definitely

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Speaker 2: of words. It's damn Jennifer, like for real, Like I

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's not that I don't blame my cousin.

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Speaker 2: You're not the first one to send me pictures of

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Speaker 4: Hey, you're out of this world. You're not the first

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Speaker 4: fun Oh you don't think I'm going to know met him.

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Speaker 3: Here what benefits like?

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, true unemployed.

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Speaker 4: I want to say that I didn't really mean that, David,

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Speaker 2: But that's not what I'm mad at. What I'm upset

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Speaker 4: That after the baby was born at Leeds. You know,

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Speaker 3: Him on the right home at least that you met

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Speaker 4: Well, we were drinking. I mean we were drinking. Actually,

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Speaker 3: That's kind of nice.

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Speaker 2: You know what, Jennifer, You're right, you do deserve to

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, David, how about this? How about I

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Speaker 3: To be your cousin in law.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what, as long as she looks better

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Speaker 3: Do that, will What happened to the pickup line when

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Speaker 2: That's all right, it's other rockets that go to the.

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Speaker 3: Soon again, Jennifer, I'm sorry. Normally we would, but I

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Speaker 4: Okay, David, why don't you take it and we can

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Speaker 2: You know what, I will take the gift card because

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Speaker 1: So it's all it's still not your money money smart business.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, is the lesson. Don't bring women around your family.

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Speaker 2: You don't know. No, no, no, I'm gonna bring whoever

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Speaker 1: Worried about the female cousins.

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Speaker 3: Nothing else.

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Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Man. I know, I said that was one of the

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Speaker 3: weirdest second dates ever, but I can't remember one where

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Speaker 3: I know, but like he wasn't crushed though, but that's

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Speaker 1: D He was crushed, he was demolished, like that was terrible.

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Speaker 3: Mean, Why he is smiling through the whole thing, like yeah, sure, okay, fine, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: He's like, did you all say free gift card? So

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Speaker 3: now I think this makes them step cousins. We're not that,

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Speaker 3: which is crazy. I'm just saying it is pretty impressive

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Speaker 3: short amount of time. I know you usually go backwards. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's weird to switch it up for this, but we

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Speaker 3: can always help you switch up your dating life. You

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