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Speaker 1: All Right, I hate to put you on the spot

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Speaker 2: They're connected. I mean, the thing is, they're connected. It's

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Speaker 1: The everlasting loop of our shut up and go food.

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Speaker 1: All right, great, great, great, Our.

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Speaker 1: I believe we got ranch ice cream and Sonny D vodka.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh boy, can you imagine back to back on those?

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Speaker 2: All right, well, let's uh sink our teeth into a

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Speaker 2: brand new episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: Mycillion pieces, BA Banana John Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Banay guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I

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Speaker 1: am Kurt Brown older.

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Speaker 2: That is true, and I am banana boy number two.

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Speaker 2: Scotty landis. Thank you for listening to the silliest little

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Speaker 2: podcasts there ever was. Whatever you're up to, just relax,

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Speaker 2: step into this blissful experience. This dive into the bliss

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Speaker 2: pit known as Bananas. We're happy to have you.

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Speaker 1: And remember April fourteenth and fifteenth. I will be in

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Speaker 1: Portland at Helium and on April fifteenth at four thirty

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Speaker 1: pm Scotty will join me for a live Bananas there.

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Speaker 1: Just FYI the thirteenth, which is a Thursday, that show

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to laugh. Yeah, are you kidd me? We're

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Speaker 1: gonna go crazy. We're gonna go anything you want to say,

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Speaker 1: Scotti before we bring our fantastic guests out.

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Speaker 1: Season two of her nature podcast, where she is the

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Speaker 1: Outside is available everywhere. Please welcome the very wonderful Ivy Lee.

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Speaker 4: What you doing walking outside for my show? I told

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Speaker 2: I know indoor humans, Kurni B and I are very

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Speaker 4: which is me because my parents. My parents are refugees

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Speaker 4: Why people made pretending to be homeless outdoors expensive. White

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Speaker 1: So Ivy. You might not know this, but we hear

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Speaker 1: While you're while you're stoned next you might also enjoy

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Speaker 2: Tell me about it, Kurdie b.

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Speaker 1: This was on Food and Wine.

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Speaker 2: Heard of that?

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Speaker 1: Written by Stacy Leaska or She's good.

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Speaker 1: If you ever needed proof that nineties nostalgias still here

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Speaker 1: in full force, there's this. Today sunny D announced as

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Speaker 1: eighties and nineties can now legally drink the beverage with booze.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is is that no one was getting

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Speaker 1: Wine Sunny Divide, Caseeltzer will be available nationwide on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: March eleventh, tomorrow at select Walmart store.

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Speaker 2: With Walmart just trying to murder everybody.

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Speaker 1: Makes incredible needs, it is incredible news. Also, I love

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Speaker 1: that Walmart is just like, look, we don't give a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Twelve ounce cans are four point five ABB ninety five calories.

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Speaker 1: And then here's a quote, sonny D is a powerful brand,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it is. I suppose it is. Ivy.

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Speaker 2: You were a beer you review beers for Do you

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Speaker 4: I am no longer a reporter, but I did used

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so cool.

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Speaker 4: So I am a professional drinker. I love them too.

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Speaker 4: And I'm really thrilled with this news because there's so

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Speaker 1: It is perfect. And also the level I agree with

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Speaker 4: It's it's so hard to raise kids without hitting them.

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Speaker 2: I think there should be a budget in offices for

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Speaker 2: fake glass and just so somebody says something you don't like,

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Speaker 2: It does not hurt at all. It's balsa wood. They

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Speaker 2: know how passionately you feel about this and then you

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Speaker 2: It would get it out, nobody gets hurt. It's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: That's gonna be the next you know, there was like

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Speaker 1: Glass bottles, like that would be great.

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Speaker 2: I go for vod Gina's all the time. I order

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Speaker 2: And good for Perier for sticking around for forty years.

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Speaker 1: Give us another one. Scotty.

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Speaker 2: Here's one about going outside. Okay, this was sent in

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Speaker 2: by Lord Gordon Jansfield, which is a great name. Cat

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Speaker 1: Yes, we never hear about cat rescue. He's on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're pro cat. Now. This was some CBS news written

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Speaker 2: Family soon noticed that the man was missing. Great family.

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Speaker 2: but they didn't. This came out before I guess he

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Speaker 2: really made a full recovery of standing in cold water.

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Speaker 2: So good for him, but great for that cat.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations cat for the first time. Also outdoor cats. Outdoor

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Speaker 1: cats have a complicated relationship with them, but they are

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Speaker 1: They are the dogs of the cat world, no doubt

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 2: They're adventure seekers. I have an outdoor cat named Punk.

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Speaker 2: I bet he comes by.

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Speaker 1: He always does.

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Speaker 2: Right now. He just sits at my back or just

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Speaker 2: stares at me. There's like a back door right here,

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Speaker 2: and I'll just look and Punk We'll just be staring

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Speaker 2: at me, and I'm like, hi, friend, you may come in.

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Speaker 2: Are you a big cat person? I know you're not

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Speaker 2: a big faral hog person.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm a big meat person, but for meat eater

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Speaker 4: meat eater, So I guess I relate to cats. I

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Speaker 4: guess on that level. But no, but this story is great.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, a cab all cats are badass.

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Speaker 1: I guess I.

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Speaker 2: Love cats. I had a person describe He's like, you

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Speaker 2: don't like cats. I was like, I do like cats.

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Speaker 2: I just would rather have pet dogs. And I was like,

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Speaker 2: why do you have two cats? This is an old

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Speaker 2: boss of mind. He goes well with dogs. Dogs you

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Speaker 2: kind of know what you're gonna get. Like you come home,

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Speaker 2: they're excited you leave their sad. Cats. Sometimes a cat

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Speaker 2: will walk in the room and do the weirdest thing

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Speaker 2: you've ever seen them do and keep walking. He's like,

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Speaker 2: I like that. They're spontaneous and weird and you can't

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Speaker 2: predict what they're going to do. And I was like,

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Speaker 2: that is a great explanation for owning a cat. It

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Speaker 2: isn't like you know exactly the commands. They kind of

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Speaker 2: just are in their own atmosphere and you're like along

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Speaker 2: for the ride.

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Speaker 1: Yep, I do think. I remember when I had when

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Speaker 1: I watched a cat for whatever four months. A friend

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Speaker 1: left a cat with me and then moved to a

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Speaker 1: different city and then never came back.

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Speaker 2: It's great.

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Speaker 1: Friend had her cat for so long. And every morning

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Speaker 1: I would get up and make coffee and I would

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Speaker 1: have to get like the filtered water out of the fridge.

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Speaker 1: I would open the fridge, it would jump inside the

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Speaker 1: fridge and then it wouldn't come out nice, and so

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Speaker 1: then I would just do this thing. I'll be like, fine,

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Speaker 1: you want to stay in there, And then I would

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Speaker 1: just close the door and then like count to like

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Speaker 1: three and then open it. And it would just look

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Speaker 1: at me and going like I don't I know you're

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Speaker 1: not going to leave.

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Speaker 2: Men, I'm not buying it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not buying it. And he was just so happy

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Speaker 1: to be locked in the fridge, like the fridge. The

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Speaker 1: fridge becomes dark when you close the door, like it

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Speaker 1: should be. He should have just hopped right out. So

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Speaker 1: then every morning I have to wrestle this cat out

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Speaker 1: of my fridge before I can even just like begin

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Speaker 1: my day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah it's not great. Yeah you want to wipe

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Speaker 2: down that fridge every time. I'm a little mad that

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Speaker 2: the CBS thirteen news staff didn't tell us the name

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Speaker 2: of this cat. We should be singing this cat's name

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Speaker 2: on high yes, oh well, tattoos.

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Speaker 4: You know what I love? This is like this is

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Speaker 4: peak internet culture? Is that?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 4: We heard the story and all the follow up questions

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Speaker 4: are about the cat. That guy, fuck that guy? Don't

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Speaker 4: know if he's said or alive? Do not care?

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Speaker 1: You're right, that's I want to know more about the cat.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to tease this into a little

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Speaker 1: break here. Please do can now stay in a hotel

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Speaker 1: shaped like a butthole?

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Speaker 2: Great? That's just great. We'll be back with this hard

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Speaker 2: hitting news. This this prostate pounding news on more bananas.

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Speaker 1: Folks, We are back. Scotty. Got any shout outs?

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Speaker 2: I do? I have a few. I have three and

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Speaker 2: they're all cool, all right. Also, you can send your

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Speaker 2: shout outs d M s if no birthdays, no anniversaries,

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Speaker 2: nothing sad, guys. We're a feel good podcast. This first

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Speaker 2: one is from Sarah Colly, I believe it is. She

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Speaker 2: wants to shout out her husband Ryan for being a

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Speaker 2: new dad and rocking it. She wants to shout out

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Speaker 2: Kurt because Sarah says every time she wipes her daughters

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Speaker 2: butthole virginal butthole, she thinks of you. So there you go, Kurt.

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Speaker 2: That's a real second.

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Speaker 1: That that's that means she's seen me maybe at hot

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Speaker 1: tub because that butthole joke. I have never recorded it

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Speaker 1: because no one it's a it's a it's a crowd

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Speaker 1: uh grown crowd separator. There's a lot of people who

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Speaker 1: do not like that. That child butthole joke that I.

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Speaker 2: Have, Well, that's okay. Sarah also wants to shout out us,

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Speaker 2: both of us, Kurt, because her first date with her

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Speaker 2: now husband Ryan, who's the rocking it dad, was at

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Speaker 2: the ix Art Park in Charlottesville to go see the

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Speaker 2: love butt.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great, a lot of butt stuff, right, She says,

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Speaker 1: thank you for establishing the romance threshold early in our relationship.

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Speaker 2: You guys, you are welcome. Congrats on that baby. Katie

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Speaker 2: Kaputo wants to shout out her husband Andrew, who finished

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Speaker 2: an illustration contract for a long running board game called

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Speaker 2: Red Dragon, in which is now available on Slugfest Games.

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Speaker 2: I looked up what Red Dragon is. I don't play

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Speaker 2: Red Dragon in yet, but it's a series. It's a

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Speaker 2: hilarious card game about the adventures of what to do

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Speaker 2: after the adventures. So it's like, all, if you've ever

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Speaker 2: seen Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones and

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Speaker 2: they all go into battle and they win. I think

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Speaker 2: that this game is about all the heroes, like they

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Speaker 2: have to keep living, they have to keep doing stuff,

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Speaker 2: and I think that's what this is. Like. All the

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Speaker 2: heroes get together at this pub or in and hang

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Speaker 2: out and they just hwarma. They kickback Sonny de Vodkaz.

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Speaker 2: It's tight. Just yea drinks and apps and they play

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Speaker 2: a little keino. And last, but not least, Elizabeth Gay

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Speaker 2: is shouting herself out for not getting into any grad schools.

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Speaker 2: She says she gave it everything she had, but it

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Speaker 2: just didn't work out, and she's proud of herself. Elizabeth,

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Speaker 2: this is a blessing in disguise. It is I did

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Speaker 2: not get into grad school for creative writing, and now

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Speaker 2: I've had two movies made and written on I don't know,

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Speaker 2: one hundred episodes of TV, so those admissions people are bozos.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 4: This is I did get into grad school and I

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Speaker 4: went and it was the biggest financial mistake of my life.

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Speaker 4: I went to a prestigious NBA school and now I'm

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Speaker 4: a stand up comedian. Congratulations, congratulations that your life path

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Speaker 4: will not be diverted like mine was.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great advice, though it's not if you don't

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Speaker 2: have to do it. If you're just kind of at

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Speaker 2: a crossroads where you're like, I got to do something,

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Speaker 2: maybe grad school. It's a lot of debt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is. I was. I was so close,

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Speaker 1: so close to going back to school in New York,

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Speaker 1: but it was I was right after I had started comedy,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I could leave, but this feels

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Speaker 1: like something as interesting as happening in New York right

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Speaker 1: now with comedy, so I stayed.

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Speaker 2: It really is true. I didn't get into two universities

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Speaker 2: and then six months later I got my first TV

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Speaker 2: writing job because I I But the truth is is

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'll go go to college, maybe

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Speaker 2: I'll write a novel, maybe I'll do something like that.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know. I think it where worked out

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Speaker 2: exactly how it's supposed to. And I think a lot

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Speaker 2: of time these things that feel like rejection or just

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Speaker 2: steer you in the perfect directions. So, Elizabeth Gay, don't

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Speaker 2: you worry. You should shout yourself out for not getting

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Speaker 2: into grad school exactly.

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Speaker 1: And we are here, of course, with the fabulous Ivy Lee.

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00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: You should listen to her podcast, Fogo Fear of Going

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Speaker 1: Outside right now. Season two premiered on February fifteenth, so

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00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: all the episodes are up right now. You can go

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Speaker 1: listen to them. They're fantastic. Ivy, thank you for being here.

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Speaker 4: I'm a glad I'm so excited to be on here.

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Speaker 4: I want to shout somebody. Somebody out who is a

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Speaker 4: huge fan of y'all's. The producer of Fogo Fear of

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Speaker 4: Going Outside is Mariah Gossett and her husband, Jordan is

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Speaker 4: fair of y'all, could y'all She wants me to shout

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Speaker 4: about He wants you to shout about.

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Speaker 2: Jordan. Jeordananimal, Jordan, the ultimate Bananimal.

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Speaker 1: Jordan. Thank you for listening. You are Banana of the.

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Speaker 2: Week, easily Banana the Week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, Jordan, you did it.

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Speaker 2: You're married, well, a woman who works on a cool

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Speaker 2: podcast and you listen to the Banana Boys. Jordan, You're

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Speaker 2: number one in our book.

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Speaker 4: We make him do so much free photoshop for our

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Speaker 4: Instagram at Poco podcast, Like he really he earned this

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Speaker 4: here and he did it for no incentive. He did

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Speaker 4: not know that this was going.

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Speaker 1: To happen, and this is how he gets paid with

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Speaker 1: just these two moliferous voices.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Jordan. If you want to photoshop some crazy

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Speaker 2: combination of us and Ivy and Sonny D and Ranch

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Speaker 2: ice Cream together, we'll put it on our Instagram post

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Speaker 2: where we release this episode in a week or two,

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Speaker 2: So we'll do it. Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, I'm all right, thank you, Ivy. You want to

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Speaker 1: hear about this hotel, Ivy, the Butthole Hotel?

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Speaker 4: Mm hmmm is it Indoors? Give it to me?

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Speaker 1: It is, it is. I will tell you it is

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Speaker 1: the most genuinely upsetting structure I've ever seen in my

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Speaker 1: entire life. This was sent in by Jennifer Rehese Holman.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Jennifer Jeann on Instagram. This was a published

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Speaker 1: on Newsner. Never heard of that, scott What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Scottie. I know you have your alarm set

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Speaker 1: so that newsner comes on right when you wake up

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Speaker 1: in the moment.

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Speaker 2: I like Newsner so much I have hired a full

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Speaker 2: time intern who comes over every day with hard copy

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Speaker 2: printouts of the entire website and slides them under my door.

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Speaker 2: And as I'm brewing coffee, I read every word of newsner,

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Speaker 2: dot com and paper.

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Speaker 1: The absolute best writer at Newsner, best in the biz

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Speaker 1: staff writer wrote this one again. It's you can now

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Speaker 1: stay in a hotel shaped like a butthole Colon Cassanus

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Speaker 1: has exceptional interiors with a bar rectum here it is this.

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Speaker 1: I am shocked that we have never heard of this before. Also,

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Speaker 1: I want to shout out staff writer for this opening

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Speaker 1: paragraph about a butthole hotel.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 1: The world is a strange place.

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Speaker 4: Let's surprise, stop right there, where's some committee you called them? Now?

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Speaker 1: How many set here? I'm going to tell you how

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Speaker 1: many sentences until they mention the butthole hotel? The only

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Speaker 1: reason people are listening reading this article? How many sentences

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Speaker 1: before butt hotel is mentioned.

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Speaker 2: I'll go three sentences three ivy five.

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Speaker 4: And I'm going to count them. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: The world is a strange place. One One it has

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Speaker 1: something for everyone too. Two let's take hotels and restaurants

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Speaker 1: for instance. Three the dog Bark Park in in the

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Speaker 1: USA is perfect for all the dog lovers. Four. If

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Speaker 1: you're a fan of frozen ice hotel, an ice hotel

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Speaker 1: opened in Jukasvardi, Sweden is the right one for you. Five.

655
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: But what about those bizarre and rather random wishes, say

656
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: like wanting to live inside a butthole?

657
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 2: Hey, I've met a few people who that is they're wish.

658
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: Actually I've d ailed it.

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Speaker 1: So it was five before butthole hotel is mentioned. Well,

660
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: we have the right ond free for that too. Honestly,

661
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: at first I was going to make fun of how

662
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: many sentences, and then I really appreciated the build. One

663
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: of the weirdest shaped hotels in the world, named Cassane

664
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Speaker 1: is located near Antwerp in Belgium, was created by Dutch

665
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Speaker 1: artist Jip n Ever since its creation in two thousand

666
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: and seven, this is what blew my mind. We do

667
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 1: a podcast whose secondary title is Birds, Buttholes and Bees,

668
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: and we've never heard about this place. Shocking, shocking.

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Speaker 4: Tell me, tell me you don't have a Danish following

670
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 4: without telling me you don't have a Danish exactly who.

671
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Speaker 1: As the names suggests, a unique hotel is shaped like

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00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: a giant human colon reported the sun realistically designed. It

673
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: also features vein like structures on the outside. It's so upsetting,

674
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: I don't even want to put a picture of it

675
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,240
Speaker 1: on the Instagram.

676
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 2: But I will.

677
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Speaker 1: We will, because I believe in truth. Unlike some people.

678
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: The outer structure might be a turnoff for others, but

679
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: the interior is exceptional. The expression never judge a book

680
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: by its cover stands true for this one, especially when

681
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: the cover is a butthole. However, one end of this

682
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: piece of art is what makes it hilarious for some

683
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: in squirmish for others, as it is shaped exactly like it.

684
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 1: You guessed it a Buttholemo.

685
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 4: It's smaller than I thought it would be.

686
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, the hotel is smaller. Is it one room or

687
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Speaker 2: is it many rooms?

688
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 1: I'm looking inside?

689
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: First off, the weirdest part is one of the photographs

691
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: is of a child in front of the butthole, which

692
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: is the craziest choice for whoever photographers putting these photos up. Yes,

693
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: surrounded by several built in windows. The US section features

694
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: a double bed with the sphincter at the other end,

695
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: sitting in the middle of a field on a small Island.

696
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: This gigantic structure is made of pu foam, wood and

697
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: fiberglass reinforced polyester. Not only does it have a fully

698
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: functioning kitchen and plumbing system, but also has amenities exactly

699
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: like heating, added amenities like heating.

700
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 2: Our gotta pay extra for heating these days.

701
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Speaker 1: And perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of adventure.

702
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: The hotel also features the bar Rectum, a place to

703
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: enjoy drinks in peace. Shaped like a giant intestine, it

704
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 1: is part of the Cassanis Spear you gotta go. Yeah.

705
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: The bar Rectum is quite similar to an idea to

706
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Speaker 1: the Cassanis, except that it contains a bar instead of

707
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Speaker 1: a hotel room and has a number of hatches which

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Speaker 1: can be opened to serve drinks. What where's the picture.

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Speaker 2: Of That sounds great? This sounds really does.

710
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Speaker 1: It costs around one hundred and thirty six dollars a

711
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: night and that comes with breakfast. And there's a museum.

712
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: It's on the grounds of a museum, so you get

713
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: to walk around the museum as well, and then this experience.

714
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: And then there's a picture of the artist who looks mad.

715
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: He looks very angry.

716
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 2: No need to be angry. You designed something beautiful. What

717
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: do you have to be angry about, sir or ma'am.

718
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, And here's a quote from him from Leashit revealed

719
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: while talking to Vice that he had an overwhelming response

720
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: to the concept by the guests. The response has been

721
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: overwhelmingly positive. Guests love to stay inside a piece of art,

722
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: especially one in such an isolated, quiet location.

723
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 2: Yes, that's why.

724
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: They're doing it.

725
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 2: That's why they're going.

726
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: They love the quiet inside the butthole. It's still a

727
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: darling of the press. Even years after the project was completed.

728
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: He explained that his interest in systems, political, economical, and

729
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: the human body gave him the idea of inventing this

730
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: perfect system nice. He said, from two thousand and five

731
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Speaker 1: tod and eight oh exactly, I made a series of

732
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Speaker 1: workshich represented the human body, but also a complete series

733
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Speaker 1: of human internal organs, ranging from the heart and brain

734
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: to live a rectum, and male and female sex organs.

735
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: The castanus is part of that series and takes its

736
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Speaker 1: shape from the human digestive system. We get it starting

737
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: with the tongue, continuing near the stomach, moving from the

738
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Speaker 1: small and large intestine and through the anus.

739
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: Great place to honeymoon, fun place for a wedding and

740
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: a wedding reception. This sounds like a one stop shop

741
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: to me.

742
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then here's the final I feel like staff

743
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Speaker 1: writer did a great job, summoned an eight job staff

744
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 1: writer here it is. Every year around two hundred to

745
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty people visit the Unique Hotel. Lesha's

746
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,919
Speaker 1: only regret about creating a giant anus in the middle

747
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: of the field is that he didn't keep it for himself.

748
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: A night in the Butthole would surely be a memorable one.

749
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: That's a great last line feels almost like it was

750
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: written by Chad GBT.

751
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 2: Mitch probably should have been, well, I would like to

752
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 2: visit it. I've stated some shitholes in my life, and

753
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: there one feels like thank you. And this one feels

754
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 2: like the ultimate Shipthold should called that the ultimate ship.

755
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 4: That for the interior they went with the.

756
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: White paint they did. Yeah, I feel like almost to

757
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: probably so to make it less gross when you're inside shows.

758
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 4: A little bit.

759
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: I don't know.

760
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 4: I feel like, if you're going to commit that hard,

761
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 4: why don't you just commit all the way to your concept?

762
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 2: I do like a theme hotel or they're cool theme

763
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 2: hotels around Austin. That seems like a city that'd be

764
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 2: ripe with them.

765
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Speaker 4: They're I think like kind of the big trendy theme

766
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 4: is like those container where they could like transformship and containers.

767
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Speaker 4: We don't have an Anus around.

768
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Speaker 1: Here, damn too damn, but you know, not yet, not yet.

769
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Speaker 4: We could get one. I mean if I bought one

770
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 4: and transport here, I sure would. I'm sure would change

771
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 4: the interior color. That's awesome.

772
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Speaker 2: It would be a hit. I think. I think if

773
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 2: you had like the right bike system outside so you

774
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: could like ride your bike out to the Anus hotel

775
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 2: in the rolling what are the Black Hills or whatever's

776
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 2: outside of Austin, I think people would go to that.

777
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 2: I think it'd be an Airbnb destination.

778
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 4: Especially mine, because I would literally paint like all the

779
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 4: little hairs that are lining you're intestine. That helped kind

780
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 4: of perfectionists get there.

781
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 2: You had a hard time staying warm with when you

782
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 2: went and got your sleeping bag. That's my favorite episode

783
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: with I was giggling about you just trying on sleeping

784
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 2: bags with a group of men who were zipping you

785
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 2: up and you were having panic attacks.

786
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 4: Are you're talking about what I almost suffocated in a

787
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 4: sleeping bag of theri I sales floor twice. Yeah, yeah,

788
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 4: people are big fans of me struggling. I will say, well, I.

789
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 2: Just never thought about sleeping bags in that way. But

790
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 2: it was so funny just to be like, let's try

791
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 2: this one that's saved like a tomb, and then you

792
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 2: get into it. It's like you're literally like suffocating. It's crazy.

793
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, did not. They're not very side, Like I'm not

794
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 4: even that big, I'm pretty. I'm I'm just really thick

795
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 4: for an Asian girl. And I don't think anybody told

796
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 4: me that, like I might be too thick to be outside.

797
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 4: There are elephants outside, do you know what I mean?

798
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh that's so funny.

799
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: Oh man, So it was just too constrainted, like they

800
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: were all mummy bags you were trying on.

801
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 4: Well, that's that's that's that's that's I think. Really it's

802
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 4: absurd about that episode is that the sales associate gave

803
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 4: me one mummy bag and I nearly died. I couldn't

804
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 4: get out, and they said and they said, I mean,

805
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 4: maybe we should try a different mummy bag. And then

806
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 4: it turns out that like square sleeping bags exist.

807
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: They totally exist. And there's one that ARII makes that's

808
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,919
Speaker 1: like a really warm square sleeping bag.

809
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, it just didn't occur to them until I

810
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 4: guess the third time that I couldn't get out of

811
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 4: a sleeping bag.

812
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 2: I do have a double wide sleeping bag. I have

813
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: a two person sleeping bag. I got it for Kurts

814
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 2: whatever birthday. The first year we moved out here and

815
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: we did the camping and Joshua Tree, the nightmare trip

816
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 2: where the wind was so violent. I ended up sleeping

817
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 2: in the back of my car. I did some car camping.

818
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 2: Kurt had an RV and everybody was in the tents.

819
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: I woke up and the tents were being blown flat

820
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 2: to the ground. All the stuff that was on the

821
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 2: picnic table that didn't weigh more than two pounds had

822
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: just disappeared into the desert, so like all and then

823
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is bad. But there I

824
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: was lying in a two person sleeping bag, staying nice

825
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 2: and cozy.

826
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Speaker 1: That was the worst camping trip I've ever gone on

827
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Speaker 1: in my entire life, in my entire life. We rented

828
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: an RV and for some reason, in the middle of

829
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Speaker 1: the night, the carbon monoxide alarm started going off inside

830
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: the RV. We had like eight people staying there, and

831
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Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was, so I just could

832
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: find where and it was like drunk and like two

833
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: in the morning. So I would just go over and

834
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Speaker 1: press a button on the machine that was making noise

835
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Speaker 1: and then go back to sleep, and then every ten

836
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Speaker 1: minutes it would start going off again. And I did

837
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Speaker 1: that from two am to like seven am when everyone

838
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: got up, and then in the morning was like, what

839
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: was that thing? And I finally looked at it. It

840
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: was like a carbon monoxide alarm. Everyone was We're all

841
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: on the verge of death.

842
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh boy, oh my god. It was such

843
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 2: a Coppins ivy or an indoor human. You you like

844
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 2: being insign.

845
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 4: I'm an avid indoors woman.

846
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a good way to be.

847
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 4: I know so much about shelter.

848
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 2: Good things. You found that you you had allergies, you

849
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 2: had back pain, you had all these things going on.

850
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 2: And in one of your episodes in season one, episode

851
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 2: eight or nine, I believe you go see what that

852
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 2: might be the greatest doctor allergist I've ever heard. It

853
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 2: like being captured on media before he is incredible.

854
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 4: And he retired since no, I know, it's tragicic, it's

855
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 4: so tragedy. He's retired. I caught it right before he retired.

856
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 2: That guy he like took all of your He listened

857
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 2: to you. It was incredible. He like diagnosed you so quickly,

858
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 2: and he found that so many things that you thought

859
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 2: were allergies or asthma or whatever were actually related to

860
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 2: acid reflux. Right.

861
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, there wasn't the outdoors at all. It was the

862
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 4: outdoors that he was like. He actually he was like you, uh,

863
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 4: He's like, you have exceptional lungs. I don't know who

864
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 4: told some other allergists and I was a kid who

865
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 4: told me my lungs are terrible. And I was like,

866
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 4: that's fine, it's not like I like sports anyway. You know.

867
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 4: He was like, your lungs are actually exceptional. And you're

868
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 4: from Texas, so if you've never gotten a poison IVY rash,

869
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 4: by now very likely that you're actually immune to poison ivy.

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00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 2: Wow. It was incredible. Yeah, you have superhuman lungs. You

871
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: are immune to poison ivy. You're made for sneezing and

872
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 2: coughing so hard you sprained your own chest, you sprained

873
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 2: your sternum, which or whatever, which I didn't even know

874
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 2: was possible.

875
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah.

876
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 2: And it was all little acid reflux. There you go.

877
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I was always shocked to learn, uh, because

878
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: I have acid reflux and my son has it as well,

879
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: that it is an like the thing that we take,

880
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: this the famotidine or whatever that we take every day,

881
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: is an antihistamine.

882
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 2: Makes you not cough, right, Uh no.

883
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: Not it's it's just it's for the for literally the

884
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: acid reflux.

885
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 2: For the inflammation. That's nuts.

886
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an antihistamine. It's fascinating.

887
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: Yes, ban animals listen to that an episode eight, season

888
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: one a Fogo because it is like it's it's the

889
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 2: US medical system in a way that you never ever

890
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 2: hear about it, where it's like I'm listening to I'm

891
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 2: paying attention to you. Let's get this right.

892
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 4: I also get super high at that At that point

893
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 4: in my life when I was recording season one, I

894
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 4: had never tried drugs before, and I somehow got super

895
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 4: loopy off just the asthma medicine that they were or

896
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 4: some kind of lung stuff that they were giving me

897
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 4: sure to test my lungs. And I don't know if

898
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 4: I just hyperventilated or what, but I got so so loopy.

899
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 4: I was like, I think this is what drugs is like.

900
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 4: And then now I'm basically a pothead.

901
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 2: Now you're a major stoner. That's cool. The reason I

902
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 2: brought it up is there's I have a story about

903
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 2: about symptoms. I guess you could say this was sent

904
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 2: in by Claire Hart. That's Claire with three e's Ivy

905
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 2: Leoni has one E. Claire has e E heart. This

906
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:50,919
Speaker 2: is from that incredible News nine staff. We've we've gone

907
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 2: for people today, Kurt that do not want to be

908
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 2: associated with their articles, which is there's great.

909
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: Out of four articles, we've had one person willing to

910
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: say I wrote this.

911
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 2: That's the sign of a great episode of bananas. Apartment

912
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 2: complex in Sydney, Australia plagued by serial balcony vomitter. This

913
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 2: is so Australian. This is the most Australian story of

914
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 2: all time. Residents of a unit complex in Sydney's inner

915
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 2: city suburbs say that they are at their wits end

916
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 2: with one occupant who continually vomits off their balcony directly

917
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 2: onto the unsuspected neighbors below.

918
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: There's so many places inside your apartment to vomit. There's

919
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: so many there's so many drains.

920
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 2: There's so many drains, and trash cans and pillowcases, just

921
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 2: private banners, just.

922
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 4: A salad bowl anything, if you just want to be

923
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 4: you know, al Ira, you know, just free the salad

924
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 4: bowls his balcony, et them down there.

925
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: I don't know.

926
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,479
Speaker 2: They don't have salds in Australia. That's one thing people

927
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: never talk about. Mm hmm. People living in the complex

928
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: and Redfern three kilometers from the CBD, say, a neighbor

929
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 2: who lives on an upper floor throws up, God, this

930
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 2: is so funny. Throws up over the side of the

931
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 2: balcony so frequently that has become a serious issue, closing

932
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: furniture below but dowsed on more than one occasion, which

933
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 2: has prompted fierce calls from neighbors for the perpetrator to

934
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 2: please stop the revolting act. Quote why is it so

935
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 2: hard for whoever is vomiting over the side of their

936
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 2: balcony and causing your vomit to land on other balconies

937
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 2: furniture and drying clothes of everyone else in your building

938
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,959
Speaker 2: for you to simply not to do it. One note

939
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 2: posted in the common area of the building red according

940
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 2: to the Daily Telegraph quote, if you seem to have

941
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 2: this uncontrollable urge to vomit whenever you're on your balcony,

942
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 2: maybe should keep a bucket on your balcony so you

943
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 2: can so that instead.

944
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: I love that idea. I love that idea because that

945
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: was where my mind went immediately. It's a person who

946
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: has a fear of heights, who gets so nervous being

947
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: on their balcony they throw up.

948
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 2: I have a friend who, when he was starting in

949
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 2: stand up used to get so nervous he would throw

950
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 2: up in the potted plants and green rooms because he

951
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 2: didn't want anybody to know. But he would puke in

952
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,240
Speaker 2: the in the fake plants that were sometimes in green rooms.

953
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 2: Whoa true story, very famous comedian. Now, if you have uh,

954
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 2: maybe we should all set our balcony cleaning bills to you.

955
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: You name that person I want to hear.

956
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: I'll name it afterwards. I don't I don't want to

957
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 2: call anybody out pat nasty.

958
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 4: They know exactly what apartment this person is in like,

959
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 4: obviously they know exactly where they live, but they still

960
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 4: put the note in the common area.

961
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the one that doesn't have puke on it.

962
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 2: That's how you would figure out which fly the drone

963
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: up and be like, barf, barf, barf Tony's place. Oh boy,

964
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 2: So there's like five more hilarious quot it's all go

965
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 2: on the last one. Your neighbors don't appreciate cleaning your

966
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 2: vomit off our balcony's outdoor furniture. Why don't you try

967
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 2: vomiting inside instead of deciding to vomit over the edge?

968
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 2: Too wordy, Just say stop puking off your balcony. That's

969
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 2: all you need to say. According to the reports, these

970
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: incidents have occurred many, many times in the period of

971
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 2: eight months. Might want to see who moved in eight

972
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 2: and a half months ago. Guys, God, this made me

973
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 2: laugh so hard. I lived in Kurt and I both

974
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 2: lived in New York City for a long time. We

975
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 2: always lived in Brooklyn. And one thing that you would

976
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 2: do when you were leaving Manhattan, like when I was

977
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 2: in these villages, you would stop in a bar before

978
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 2: you got on the F train to go home to

979
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 2: pee one more time before you rode the subway home.

980
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 2: It was like extremely common thing to do. And so Kurt,

981
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 2: you'll probably remember this bar. There's a bar in the

982
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 2: village called the Double Down Saloon. Do you remember that name.

983
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: It was on Avenue A right near Houston. That was

984
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 2: my go to ivy. That was the place I would

985
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 2: be like. It was one and a half blocks from

986
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 2: the F train. I would walk and then I dip

987
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 2: in there you could it was graffiti dive bar, really

988
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 2: dumpy place. They actually had a sign that said you puke,

989
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 2: you clean over, like over one of the booths. So

990
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,319
Speaker 2: perfect place to sneak in. Take a left, take a left.

991
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 2: You were in the bathroom, e pee you catch the

992
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 2: F train. Two times I walked in and two people

993
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 2: were having sex like against the sink, just you know barflies.

994
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 2: Couldn't couldn't stand to go home, had to have sex there.

995
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 2: That never deterred me. I kept going and one time

996
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 2: I was going back, probably three am, had to catch

997
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 2: that F train. I dip in, I sneak over, I

998
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: go in to pee. Open the door. There are two

999
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 2: women vomiting in the same toilet and a man peeing

1000
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 2: in the sink. And I say, oh sorry, and I

1001
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 2: go to close the door and the guy goes, I

1002
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 2: don't know them, So he was apologizing. He wanted me

1003
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 2: to know that he wasn't the one being weird. He's

1004
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 2: being in the sink in a leather jacket. There's an

1005
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 2: old rock of billy looking dude. Yeah, I don't know them,

1006
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, nobody in this room, including myself,

1007
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 2: is really doing great at life at this moment. But yeah,

1008
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 2: just two women on their knees just yacking it up

1009
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 2: and one older guy that was like this cannot wait, ladies,

1010
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 2: somebody were gonna hold your hair back. That alert was

1011
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 2: we just had an alert in animals. The alert was

1012
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 2: saying that there was an endangered person missing and that

1013
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 2: we should ignore it, which is very funny.

1014
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: So it's it's strange ignore the thing that we didn't

1015
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: know was going on, just goes out to eleven million

1016
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: people saying ignore.

1017
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 2: Ignore, no problems here.

1018
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 1: I remember once it was there. It was a bar

1019
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: on Avenue A as well, and I went into the

1020
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: men's room and it was a woman peeing into the

1021
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: urinal and it was like one of those journals that

1022
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: was like just a small squat urinal, and so she

1023
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 1: had her like dress hiked up and was just sitting

1024
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: inside a urinal peeing. And I was like, oh my god,

1025
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and she's like, come on in the

1026
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: other ones are too crowded and this is fine. And

1027
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: so that I was like and I just like kept

1028
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 1: like hesitating, and She's just like, come on, and so

1029
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: that I had to. I was like peeing next to

1030
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: her because there was no like separator or anything. While

1031
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,399
Speaker 1: she was like she like, you know, just essentially nude

1032
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: from the waist down, like put into this urinal.

1033
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 4: Women p what I know how I'm familiar with that women.

1034
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: You've seen it, you've seen the doctor things work. But

1035
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: I really appreciated her. She was she was she was

1036
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: bold and inclusive and exactly so friendly. She was Italian.

1037
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 4: She's like, make you so home.

1038
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: I'm in your I'm in your house right now.

1039
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 4: I'm guessed here, Please help.

1040
00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 2: Me, no mind, Ivan, Did you think that they're has

1041
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 2: been a big takeaway from doing this podcast, from exploring

1042
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 2: the outdoors, exploring nature's there is there one thing you

1043
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 2: learned about yourself that you didn't know before?

1044
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: Hmm.

1045
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 4: I hate learning things about myself. So I the last

1046
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 4: thing I want to know is like what I'm made of?

1047
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? So I try to

1048
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 4: avoid introspections as much as I can, but I will

1049
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 4: say that, like, there are a lot of things I

1050
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 4: already know, right. I know I hate the outdoors. I

1051
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 4: know I'm an indoor person. I know that I know

1052
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 4: my opinions and other things. I know that, like outdoor

1053
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 4: clothes are ugly, and I found out that there really

1054
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 4: is no good reason.

1055
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 1: Why they really are. There's no reason why.

1056
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 4: It's not on purpose, but it's all, you know, they

1057
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 4: just there's just no good reason. I think that a

1058
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 4: lot of outdoor people in my country here in the

1059
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 4: United States, I think make me think that sometimes they

1060
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 4: look at someone like me and they think that I'm

1061
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 4: not resilient because I can't like pitch a tent, I

1062
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 4: don't like to be hot for too long, you know,

1063
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 4: or what have you, and that, uh. But then maybe

1064
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 4: they don't know necessarily about like what my life in

1065
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 4: the city like has been his oldest daughter of immigrants

1066
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 4: are absolutely and there's kind of this feeling that these

1067
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 4: skills don't transfer. But actually the resilience over here is

1068
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 4: totally transfers like to the outdoor space, and a lot

1069
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 4: of these outdoor people who see themselves as really resilient,

1070
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 4: like literally don't know how to cut their own mangoes.

1071
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 4: That's why they have to buy fifteen dollars dehydrated mangoes

1072
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 4: in plastic wrap at RII And I'm just like, why

1073
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 4: did I let these people who don't even know how

1074
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 4: to cut their own fruit and shell their own nuts

1075
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 4: like tell me what to think about myself?

1076
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 2: Ever, you know, wonderfully said I wonderfully said.

1077
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: I wish I want to. I'm on the Instagram and

1078
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: to make sure you listen right to the very end

1079
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,320
Speaker 1: of this podcast because that was excellent. Thank you, Ivy,

1080
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,359
Speaker 1: very true. Plug away. Tell us everywhere where you can

1081
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 1: find you so that people can go and see your

1082
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: stand up and listen to your podcasts and everything else.

1083
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'm so my social media handle pretty much

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Speaker 4: everywhere is at Ivy Lee with one E. But I

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Speaker 4: spell that whole phrase out like iv Yeah, like the

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Speaker 4: phrase with one e all the way out because I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 4: that's like the one thing that's not going to change

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Speaker 4: about me because I was in that aol era, you

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Speaker 4: know where we're just living. I still have an email address.

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Speaker 4: It's like vit Rappa, you know, when I thought I

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Speaker 4: was going to be a rapper when I grow up,

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Speaker 4: and I like that name, like those haunt you, so

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Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I'm a grown now. It's ivy Le

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Speaker 4: with one e, Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, you know, even my

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Speaker 4: my website with my acting reel on it. But you

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Speaker 4: can find Fogo podcasts also on Instagram. All or behind

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Speaker 4: the scenes photos are at Fogo Podcasts on Instagram, and

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Speaker 4: of course you can listen to it everywhere. But it

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Speaker 4: does help me a little bit more if you listen

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Speaker 4: to it on Spotify, because you know, technically it's a

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Speaker 4: Spotify show and I want them to see that. Hey,

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Speaker 4: you know people people like nature shows by indoor people,

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Speaker 4: and maybe one day you can see my stand up.

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Speaker 4: I usually post my shows on my Instagram. I do

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Speaker 4: a lot of I have kids, so I can't travel

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Speaker 4: as much. I do a lot of comedy festivals. Grace right,

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Speaker 4: That's that's usually. That's usually how I how you can

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Speaker 4: go about seeing my stand up. But my TikTok is

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Speaker 4: mostly raging bisexual thirst traps. I don't know if that

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Speaker 4: elevant to the comedy audience here, you know they.

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Speaker 2: Well, we have raging bisexual bananamals. Truss me. That's that's

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Speaker 2: our key demographic. Really, it sure is.

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Speaker 1: It will be very interesting.

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Speaker 2: I'll see you enjoy the spike.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being on. Scottie, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Curti b thank you. Kay Levin and Lisa

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Speaker 2: Maggot are real, full human intern and all the wonderful

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Speaker 2: people at exactly Right M. Bananas Bananas is an exactly

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Speaker 2: right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 2: Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern