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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki here. I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. I'm Nicki Glazer Nicklaser Podcast. How y'all

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Speaker 1: doing out there? I'm untangling some chords, untangling chords. How's

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Speaker 1: your how are your chord management? You guys? Andrew's pretty

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Speaker 1: good about like his stuff is tangled, Like, man, I

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Speaker 1: haven't seen you untangle headphones and truly months and months

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Speaker 1: and months, like I don't even know that when we

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Speaker 1: were living together, you and you don't have AirPods. But

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Speaker 1: really the image of you I have from New York City,

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Speaker 1: Andrew is untangling headphones. Yeah, I think because I was

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Speaker 1: a dog walker, so I was listening to a lot

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Speaker 1: of music. Headphones were out, and I put them in

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Speaker 1: my pocket to talk to the owner. And then they

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Speaker 1: get in the pocket and they do something in there

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Speaker 1: where they start to tango. They start to fool around.

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Speaker 1: The next thing you know, they start fucking hard and

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Speaker 1: they're not up. Yeah, they're like two little like you know,

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Speaker 1: like when two flies fuck each other and you can't

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Speaker 1: get up a part or bees or something. Ladybugs or

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Speaker 1: what are those bugs that all the time? Fun bugs? No,

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Speaker 1: there's no I mean all bugs be funny because they

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Speaker 1: love bugs all the time. I love bugs. What do

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Speaker 1: you call those little bugs that roll up? You call

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Speaker 1: them police? Would you call him? No? Maggots? Do you

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Speaker 1: know that maggots? They do it doesn't breath, Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: breathe from their butts. I mean they also eat like

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Speaker 1: you know, old rotting flesh. That's kind of a more

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Speaker 1: interesting or are more like whoa maggots? No, they love it.

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Speaker 1: They just show like they get to show up when

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Speaker 1: everything seems terrible and they're like that's when they're living

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Speaker 1: their best life. So I kind of like the winter

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Speaker 1: summer maggots are so disgusting. Do you know? They're like

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Speaker 1: baby flies? Right? And a lot of times maggots like

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Speaker 1: help protect like when someone I've I watched so many

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Speaker 1: like weird like videos online of people getting there like

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Speaker 1: you guys know him into ward videos. It's so gross,

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Speaker 1: but if you I mean it's I've watched so many

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Speaker 1: videos about um uh podiatrists talking about people that have

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Speaker 1: neglected feet and like wounds and stuff, and they said

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Speaker 1: that they find a lot of times when someone walks

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Speaker 1: in with like a you know, a diabetic person who

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Speaker 1: has an open wound that they can't even feel anymore,

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Speaker 1: and that it's rotting flesh and there's like maggots on it.

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Speaker 1: That the maggots are what kept them from getting disease

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Speaker 1: because they ate all the stuff that would have been

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Speaker 1: a bacterial infection. And like the maggots sometimes keep the

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Speaker 1: person alive longer because they're just chomping down on all

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Speaker 1: like the gross stuff. It's so gross. What do you

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Speaker 1: ever do if you had to? Like, do you know

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Speaker 1: sometimes they do um feat no? No, I mean I

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Speaker 1: would never eat a bug. I think I ate like

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Speaker 1: crickets one time that we're in a chocolate bar as

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Speaker 1: like some kind of like you know, they used to

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Speaker 1: sell things like this is crickets in it in person,

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Speaker 1: And I would go to this place called the Just

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Speaker 1: for like ants on a log, and I thought it'd

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Speaker 1: be funny to have put ants on the peanut butter.

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Speaker 1: I bet you didn't even taste it. Were they just

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Speaker 1: very tiny? Yeah, kindergarten, I was eating so much fucking ants. No,

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Speaker 1: I um yeah, there was ants on a log which

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Speaker 1: was I think raisins on peanut butter and cellery. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I thought it would be funny to throw on

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Speaker 1: some I want to buy yourself or to like, was

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Speaker 1: your brother there? No, Rusty was there? We got we

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Speaker 1: got we know it was Rusty. Rusty was in my

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Speaker 1: like it was before this was I was probably hang

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Speaker 1: out with like a guy named Dale or something. I

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Speaker 1: had this guy named Buck, which is a great name,

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Speaker 1: Buck on our softball team. And he bet me, I

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Speaker 1: bet him twenty bucks that he wouldn't put his face

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Speaker 1: in a fire ant pile and like smash it around.

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Speaker 1: I think I have smio used the Buck. He hit

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Speaker 1: it though, He just threw his face in his fire

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Speaker 1: ampile and just and he got up and he has

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Speaker 1: a half a tooth and he hit a softball like six,

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Speaker 1: like no bullshit, like siet. This guy was an animal.

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Speaker 1: He definitely had killed people. Can you look him up?

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Speaker 1: Where is Buck? I don't know it's last thing? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I don't think he had one. Was he

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Speaker 1: screaming in horror? No, he loved it. I honestly think

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Speaker 1: he would have done it just for kicks. He would

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Speaker 1: have bade me money. He would probably do something like

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Speaker 1: a kid that would I do something like just to

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Speaker 1: get attention? There was that a day, you know, Dave

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Speaker 1: to show Dave that was like his who remember that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That was his whole identity as an adolescent is just

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Speaker 1: that he's the one that will do insane things, flaming

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Speaker 1: his old self by drowning him and putting. Remember, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's like, I don't want to be that guy anymore.

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Speaker 1: Who's just the goofy guy that a lot? I bet that?

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Speaker 1: Why do you love that show so much? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's a Jewish like want like artist that shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: an artist. His parents are successful and everyone's telling him

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Speaker 1: that he probably shouldn't be doing this because he should

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Speaker 1: just be an accountant and his parents don't really get it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: amount you probably were the goopball because the other day

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Speaker 1: someone said you were telling us they used to call

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Speaker 1: you a sexual ace or something. Just I was just

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Speaker 1: a sexual for a lot of mine. But someone called

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Speaker 1: you a sexual something like an a sexual. Remember someone

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Speaker 1: you were saying that your nickname and I was like,

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Speaker 1: You're part of your nickname was a sexual? I just think,

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Speaker 1: oh I don't remember. I remember someone hadn't given you

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Speaker 1: that moniker and I was like, you guys came up

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Speaker 1: with a sexual maybe a sexual dead again virgin or something.

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Speaker 1: You were just it was some guy that you like.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a Lathar Lethary, Like you were compared

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Speaker 1: to some guy that's like a guy that has a

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Speaker 1: lot of sex. But they were calling you the a

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Speaker 1: sexual blah bla Castanza. Oh, I was in a sexual Costanza.

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Speaker 1: Costanza doesn't have a lot of sex, less than but

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Speaker 1: he's definitely not a sexual motivated by women. It's so

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Speaker 1: funny that you used to and that it wasn't about

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Speaker 1: being a sexual. It was about like being anxiety. But

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Speaker 1: really dealing with, which is a totally different thing. Like

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Speaker 1: you weren't a sexual, You just had an anxiety and

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Speaker 1: your anxiety about getting HIV or just like we're already

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Speaker 1: having it, or like I don't know, my brain kept

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Speaker 1: from having sex because if I thought I had it,

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't be having sex. But you were still jerking

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Speaker 1: They put their own dick in there, but they don't

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Speaker 1: do that. Notes, really, is that what you did? You

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Speaker 1: put your own dick in your butt? Been on my

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Speaker 1: own nippis through your asshole dick in it? Um, wait,

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Speaker 1: tell me again, because you did reference this the other day.

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Speaker 1: You once put your penis in your asshole. No, no,

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Speaker 1: that was Ian oh Ian finance did that. That's right.

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Speaker 1: I tried, you tried. I never got in there. But

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Speaker 1: you have to go through their over the balls to travel,

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Speaker 1: like through the woods, you pack up a little suitcase

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Speaker 1: where like send them off, like I hope you can

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Speaker 1: get over that. My dick ran away from my own

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Speaker 1: to go back. Well, it's because like my dick wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even fund my own assholet because my asshole is not

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I yeah. I mean, like there's so many

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Speaker 1: Like I was just scared of roller coasters or whatever,

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Speaker 1: that's an easier thing to like no one can debate, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: scared or um, you know, even having an eating disorder

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Speaker 1: being like I am. For a while, I was like

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Speaker 1: I'm vegan because it was just like, okay, that's an

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Speaker 1: I'm vegan for different reasons, but a lot of times, uh,

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Speaker 1: I you know, I just get so much more hate

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Speaker 1: if you're I'm watching my figure. If you said you're

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Speaker 1: me that would get more. Oh yeah. The other day

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Speaker 1: regardless of what they're made of. Um, this isn't And

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Speaker 1: but I felt pressured to eat the cookies because I'm

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Speaker 1: woman who's like dieting, when really it's they'll go, well,

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Speaker 1: they're vegan. Why wouldn't you eat them? Then you gotta go,

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Speaker 1: well because they're sugar and them, and they go, well,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't because you know what, people just eat whatever

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Speaker 1: value my meals. I want what I put in my

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Speaker 1: to it if you don't eat, especially if you're a

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Speaker 1: It's like um or people do with the alcohol all

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Speaker 1: the time. Too. They're like, just have to drinks. Oh,

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Speaker 1: because I'm just like, if it honestly sounds good to you,

426
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 1: that's fine, But like I think you're just trying to

427
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 1: be me a little bit, and I think it's just

428
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 1: a little bit sad, and it shows me like it

429
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: just it makes me not respect you as much because

430
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,360
Speaker 1: there's no way you want what I just ordered. It's

431
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 1: so weird and so are so specific, exactly the whole

432
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:50,639
Speaker 1: ship food food, no Starbucks, yeah, but like starbugs. Yeah.

433
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: I don't drink that much coffee. I was in a

434
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,360
Speaker 1: big coffee head throughout my whole and yeah, I get

435
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 1: coffee black with two sugars. I don't know how to

436
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 1: examined why it bothers me so much when people it,

437
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 1: but I think it's because I there, you're not gonna

438
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: like this, Just get what you like. Don't you know

439
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: what you like? It makes me I didn't know what, Yeah,

440
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: that's it makes me? What's about respect? It's not even about.

441
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: It's not even because people want people to know what

442
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: they because I want people to get what they want,

443
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 1: not what they think. I want them to get that.

444
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 1: But that's not why I get it. I'm telling you

445
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: that you when you say, oh, that sounds good, I

446
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: want to try it, But I think, why can't you

447
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: look at a menu and go, like, actually, that sound

448
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: I feel? It's so much where like sometimes I'll go

449
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: with oat milk because if I go with almond milk,

450
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: which I actually do like to taste better, you'll think, well,

451
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,640
Speaker 1: I actually told you that it was less calories one time,

452
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 1: and you're not going to oat milk, which you really

453
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: want to oat milk, or you would get me soy

454
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 1: milk instead of almond milk at times. So yeah, so

455
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: it's not the same because I just I'm like, I'm

456
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: I'm doing something for that is for my sanity, and

457
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,919
Speaker 1: you're trying it's gonna fuck you. That's what it's about.

458
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: That's what I was asking. I was like, I think

459
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: it's about it's like your own specific order that that

460
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: you're doing it for your like because of of I

461
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: don't know, like your sanity, like right, but for me

462
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: it's just like it's just a call, Like I'm not

463
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: even thinking. I'm just like, oh, that sounds pretty good,

464
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I always go like, but you always liked

465
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: the taste of this thing. Why are you switching to

466
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: this other thing? Because you think it's more like I'm

467
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: just trying to avoid people doing diety things. Yes, you

468
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,719
Speaker 1: don't like other people doing diety things. Yes, but I

469
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 1: do diety things not because I'm trying to lose weight,

470
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 1: but because I know that they'll funk up my mind,

471
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: Whereas I think other people that I don't think you

472
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: have eating disorder issues. So I'm just like, why not

473
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: enjoy the thing that you actually want. You don't have

474
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: sugar issues, so why wouldn't you get the thing that

475
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: has something that will make it taste better in the

476
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: moment for you because you like the taste of things

477
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: that taste. But here's the thing I am currently, I'm overweight, right,

478
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: Like if you had to say, like what my weight

479
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 1: should be by a doctor's standpoint, and like what my

480
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: cholesterol is, I should be probably founds lighter. It's fine,

481
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: it is what it is, right, So if I decide, hey,

482
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: I want a salad, I don't want to eat that bread, right,

483
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 1: and then if you get offended by me not eating

484
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: the bread, you're like, well, you should enjoy the bread.

485
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: You like bread, but I also probably should be healthier,

486
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,719
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So it has nothing to

487
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: do with you, but it projects onto other people's eating. No, no, no,

488
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 1: I definitely, which is fine because at the end of

489
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 1: the day, like, I just want people to be happy,

490
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: and like you don't want them to feel like, feel deprived.

491
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: You want people to diet around me. I hate people

492
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: dieting around me. It just really because for me, diet

493
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,959
Speaker 1: equals they're hungry and miserable and distracted and not present.

494
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 1: And like, I just know when people if I watch

495
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: you just have a salad that has no protein, no cheese,

496
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 1: minimal dressing, I just know you're gonna be hungry. If

497
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 1: I have a salad what I eat, if I watch

498
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 1: what you, you would be pissed because I can't help it.

499
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm just admitting what's no, no, no, I'm angry about

500
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: this at all. I'm just saying, like you say, I'm

501
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 1: angry about it. You just had a little salent. No,

502
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: I had eggs, fruit and cereal. What I'm just saying

503
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: is I don't want to be around people who are

504
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 1: dieting because not because they're getting thinner than me. And

505
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: I'm jealous that they're doing this thing because I know

506
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: they're not going to be present. They're going to I

507
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: know what it's like to be hungry, They're going to

508
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: be distracted, They're not going to be as good a

509
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: good and as good of a mood, and I don't

510
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: want to be around you. So honestly, it makes me

511
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 1: want to just leave a situation when I'm with people

512
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 1: who have not eaten enough and I can't help it,

513
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: but I do know how much people have eaten. And

514
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,239
Speaker 1: if I'm with people for seven hours, I know if

515
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,479
Speaker 1: someone because they start getting cranky, I can tell you.

516
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: I can tell if you've eaten breakfast in the morning

517
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: when we when I when we do this podcast, I

518
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: can tell already. Did you think you knew I ate breakfast? Well,

519
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 1: I told you I ate breakfast. No, but I just

520
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: knew you did, because there's I just I just knew

521
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: because there was just I just I'm so in tune

522
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: with that stuff that I just know and I don't,

523
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: and then I feel guilty when I want to leave

524
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: a situation because people are dieting, because that's not when

525
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: people go why do you want to leave? I just

526
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 1: I guess I could just say I don't feel good,

527
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: because it's truth is I don't. I just say, wait,

528
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: So what happened at Starbucks? So we went to Starbucks?

529
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: I mean, this is what it is, went to the

530
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 1: A t M machine a t M machine machine machine,

531
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: and we I'm at the A t M and the

532
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 1: A t M is right next to a like one

533
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: of those guys. It's like, hey, you want to go

534
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: out on a watch it, you want to go para sailing,

535
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: you want to go zip planning. I got adventures for you,

536
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: like one of those kiosks. Because there's a lot a

537
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: lot of tourists in this area. At the t M,

538
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: it's I already said hi to the guy who's calling

539
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: people in, and I'm pressing the buttons trying to figure

540
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: out how many paces and doing the conversion and stuff.

541
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 1: And then this guy comes up to the window to

542
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: talk to the woman about excursions and he's like, I

543
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: wanna I want to swim with dolphins. I want my

544
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: kids swim with dolphins. And I just I'm like, I'm

545
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: just like looking, and then and then the woman is

546
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: opening the brochure and he's like, so, how much does

547
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 1: this trip? And I go, don't do that. Oh, I

548
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,239
Speaker 1: just want you to know. They abuse those dolphins, and

549
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: that a family vacation. He was. The family wasn't with him.

550
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: He goes what and I go, they abuse those dolphins.

551
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: They're meant to be wild animals in there in a

552
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: tank and their lives are miserable. Just so you know,

553
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: I know it seems fun, but I swear to God,

554
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: going to see I said, whale watching is probably just

555
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: as much money, and it's and it's out in the

556
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: wild and you're not disturbing, and you're witnessing a wild

557
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: animal who's happy. What did he do? I gave him.

558
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: It's not like I was being rude. I was saying.

559
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,959
Speaker 1: I was saying, fact, invitables are abuse, and also your

560
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: kids will get so much more enjoyment out of seeing

561
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: a wild animal and that and they aren't contributing. I

562
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: didn't say all that, but I go, I think, I go,

563
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: whale watching is incredible. You can see a live animal

564
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: that's not abused. And he just goes, okay, um, I

565
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: want to I want my kids to swim with dolphins

566
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: and says back to the woman, because I just want

567
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: to swim with some dolphins that I was insane, and

568
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: you know what, I did not care. It was very awkward.

569
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: It was not something I wanted to do. I don't

570
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: want confrontation. I don't want to make someone feel bad

571
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: about what they're gonna do. I really don't. I just

572
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: want to give people facts. And obviously I offered a solution.

573
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't just like you're a bad person. I was

574
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: just like, hey, here's some information. Totally fine, but here's

575
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: another thing you could do. And he just goes. He

576
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: looked at me like I was crazy, and then just goes,

577
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: my kids want to swim with dolphins, and though and

578
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: he goes back to the brochure, and I was just

579
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: like okay, and I just went back to the A T. M.

580
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: And then it didn't work and I and then he

581
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: but I will say, he has no He walked away

582
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: from the booth without doing the dolphin thing. He looked

583
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: at the brochure and then he because I think he

584
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: didn't want to kid did get to him. I'm not

585
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: kidding you, and I bet you anything. He went back

586
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: to his kids, and let's say his kids have a

587
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: little bit more empathy than he doesn't went back to

588
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: his kids and was like, some crazy lady just told

589
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: me they abused the dolphins. Maybe his daughter goes, say what,

590
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: and maybe she'll google it and learn and say I'm

591
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: not going. You know, it could could create a ripple effect,

592
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: or it could create you know, trump. I believe in

593
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: it even harder. Fuck the dolphins. Yeah, listen, a lot

594
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: of people, I wish I would have swum with dolphins

595
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: before I learned it was a bad thing to do.

596
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: It seems like a real fun thing. But we both

597
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: wanted to be see world people. Because I went to

598
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: see world. Once I go I want to do I

599
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: want to ride a fucking whale. Is the way it

600
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: felt about, Like the leaked nudes of celebrities. I wish

601
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: I would have looked before I knew it was bad

602
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: to look. You know, it's an invasion of their privacy,

603
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: so you can't look. But I'm like, God, damn it.

604
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: I that's the way I say about drinking. I'm like,

605
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: if you haven't quit drinking yet, you're going to at

606
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: some point, you're gonna If you're aware of self aware enough. Person,

607
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: you clearly have a problem. Person who gets hung over constantly.

608
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: Just enjoy your life right now, have fun, gets drunk

609
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: and fuck fucking ride it off. Funk it dolphin. Here's

610
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: the thing I was thinking about this analogy the whole time.

611
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: A Guys, when we put our dick to our assholes,

612
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: we don't want to necessarily, We just want to see

613
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: if we can. And it's the same thing as taking

614
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: your tongue and seeing if you can touch your nose.

615
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: It's the same exact feeling a guy gets. You can't

616
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: do it. What touch your dick to your nose ahole

617
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: from around go around my head and around the back.

618
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: People that can do that, but to touch their like

619
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: their own assholes, Oh yeah, yeah, it's incredible. Is it

620
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: like sexual? When you see that? When you see women

621
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: that are like really bendy, I always know that, Like

622
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: if a woman to do a little, guys are like

623
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: whoa sex. Some girls will like put their legs so far,

624
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: like literally like and like then their vagina is like here,

625
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: and it's it's a little like whoa she could follower

626
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: like like circus, it's too circus, like almost yeah, it's

627
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: almost like circus. So what did you call you? Which

628
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: makes sense like it's like it sounds like it's French French,

629
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: but it sounds like Spanish circ c I R qu

630
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: E do do you sol s O L E I

631
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Speaker 1: L which is get to the news. I got a

632
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: piece so bad. Sorry your first welcome back from the bathroom. Man. Yeah,

633
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: I just went to the bathroom. I realize you have

634
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: a bathtub in your bedroom, yes, which is wild on it?

635
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: I did. I pissed in it, and then I took

636
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: a ship in your shower. But don't worry about it.

637
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: Your shower is in your clots. No. I was just

638
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: saying to you that you either you're rich. When you're rich,

639
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: your bathtubs in your bedroom, when you're poor you're in

640
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: New York, and your showers in your kitchen. I remember

641
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: my buddy Casey and J. F. Harris or something, I

642
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: forget it. They had a shower in their kitchen, like

643
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: full on shower in their kitchen. Oh my god, so gross,

644
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: so funny. It's kind of cool though, you could like

645
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: cook eggs. Well, fucking I. Have you ever eaten in

646
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,719
Speaker 1: the shower? Eaten in the shower? Yeah? Yeah, I had

647
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: a beer in the shower. I mean that was my

648
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: whole twenties. You might as well just gonn Well it

649
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: was just yeah, I drink beer once a week. All right,

650
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: what's the first news story? That news? Here it comes?

651
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: I saw. Actually, someone wrote me a messager like, can

652
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: no one read the news because you seem to not

653
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: like get through it? And I was like, we could try.

654
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: Will you try reading the news? Yeah? No, you read

655
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: the news and will react. Yeah. I like that. It's

656
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: not a bad idea, it really is. Honestly I read it.

657
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: I didn't get offended at all. I go, yeah, I

658
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: got a point. Listens and no one's got a good

659
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: news voice. That's just knowing yourself, no one. I like

660
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: the way Andrew reads the news, even if it's quirky.

661
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: That's such a sweet way to say it. I have

662
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: all the swell, by the way, and it's Wednesday, so

663
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: you know, what's the news today. Let's try something new, okay.

664
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: Um Beach goers witness a fifteen foot shark kill a

665
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 1: swimmer in Sydney. People who were fishing off the nearby

666
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: shoreline heard the swimmers screaming terror and saw the entire

667
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 1: attack unfold god in a video, A shark was lurking around,

668
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 1: and the guy recording gilled out, someone just got eaten

669
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: by a shark. Oh man, Oh no, that's insane. Police

670
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: say when they arrived they could still see human remains

671
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: in the water. Oh my god, wait do they know

672
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: who it is? They haven't identified the person who was

673
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: eaten just yet. Fuck? What kind of can we see

674
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: the video? Or is it really scary? And like is

675
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: it all blurred out? I think it's the guy that

676
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: didn't swim with the dolphins he went on the whale.

677
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what, I'll swim in the wild.

678
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 1: It's better, don't abused. Oh my god, that's so fucking sad.

679
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: And so do you do? Do you take out your

680
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: camera and fucking film? Dude? What do you do if

681
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: you see someone being eaten by shark? I mean nothing.

682
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: I don't have the ability to do anything about that.

683
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: Like it's it's kind of like I don't know, I

684
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I boy, they witnessed him, like the guy

685
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 1: was screaming that he was a man already like dead.

686
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: Uh they heard a scream and then when the police

687
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: arrived there were body parts in the wall. Oh god,

688
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: there's a video of it. Fuck yeah, Oh my god,

689
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: waits again, can we see surfer? It's gonna be blurry.

690
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:03,919
Speaker 1: It's right there. Oh there's a big blowtout blurred out

691
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: like body and then the birds land on it. Oh

692
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: my god, the birds are all going crazy around it.

693
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: Well that's a big blur. It is insane. Oh no, god, okay,

694
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: this is probably Do you want me to stop it.

695
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: I can't keep going. Oh my god, dude, you see

696
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: like big, Oh my god, Wow, Glazer is definitely going

697
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: to try to find that unblurred footage. Do you think

698
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: there's another shark being? Like? God, you ate what I

699
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: wanted to eat? Oh my god, we just ran out.

700
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: That was the last one we had. Sorry, you know

701
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: what I like? Yeah, we just ran out of human swimming.

702
00:37:55,200 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: Man a swimming who's swimming? Where the shark like surf? Well,

703
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: I don't blame the victim, dude, don't blame the victim.

704
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: This is the circle of life that guy was. Let

705
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: me just say though, that was some really deep rough

706
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: water that that guy was swimming in. Maybe he was

707
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 1: out there surfing. Did that look like surfing? Dimes? Oh fuck, dude,

708
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: oh you know what? Like I can't wait till we

709
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: find out about this guy what his life was like.

710
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to anyone who was affected by that.

711
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: It's so so sad. And I will try to watch

712
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: this footage. I don't know, there's something about I've never

713
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: even seen Jaws, that movie because I'm so scared of

714
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: stuff like the documentary. But I um, okay, I'll stop.

715
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: This sucks, No, this really sucks. Would you want to

716
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: watch the actual footage of that because we just saw

717
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: the blur? No, no, no, would you want to go

718
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: find the actually probably watch it. I generally don't like

719
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: to see scary things, but that one, I just like,

720
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 1: that is so fucking that really strikes my more. But curiosity, yeah,

721
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: it does me too. If it was on TikTok in

722
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: the background music was like a BC you know, like

723
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: a fun song, oh no no no no, no, no, no, no,

724
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: no whatever that if it's like a fun dance outside

725
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: of you know, balance or someone just like where it's

726
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: in the background, in the person's head is like hearing

727
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: that guy going oh no, I hate talks where they

728
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: go over the green screen, like they'll be showing a

729
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: clip and they'll go like and then if they're like

730
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: interrupting it with their big stupid head. I hate those

731
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: like reactionary videos. That's a reactionary video. I mean, I

732
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: just think that the It's just there's some things on

733
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: TikTok that I don't understand why they're popular because they

734
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,879
Speaker 1: look such ship what's annoying to me. Technology is so good,

735
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: and some things look so like the ones that even

736
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: the woman's voice of like I tried to trick my

737
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: husband into thinking that I was an intruder. It's like,

738
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 1: why don't you just say it? Yeah? Also, it's really

739
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: funny to be like you're putting your head in an

740
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: already very captivating video, like it's one thing to do

741
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: reactionary video, do a song or whatever, but like you know,

742
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 1: guy's getting eaten by his shark, and you're like they

743
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: can never do it smoothly. They're always come in like

744
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: it's never like a smooth they don't ever go like

745
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: it like I'm gonna make this shark getting eating about

746
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 1: me and the camera shaky like it just it boggles

747
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: my I just don't understand what that person that that

748
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: that kind of thing on top. I don't know how

749
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 1: to do it. I would probably be very easy because

750
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: everyone can do it. But yeah, Okay, that was insane

751
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: and I'm really really sorry. But like I want to

752
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm interested in more details. I mean, there are

753
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: some stories that I'm on the edge of my fucking

754
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: seat about, like what's going to happen X, Like I

755
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: know that we're going to find out who that guy

756
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: was more about the story. There's probably gonna be more

757
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: footage that comes out. I do though, if I ever

758
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: get eaten by a shark. I wanted to be in

759
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: Australia because I want when people say no for it

760
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 1: to say no, no, no, no no I. It sounds

761
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: much more satisfying. I love an Australian. No. It's all

762
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: you have to do to do in Australia. No. The

763
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: trick is you take the word of NOI and you

764
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: take off the first uh and you just say no,

765
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: no no no no I just say no I, no no,

766
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: no no and just do it more like no no

767
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:44,959
Speaker 1: no no were it sounds like you're mocking my name.

768
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: No no no. Alright, next news story, No you did great,

769
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was so good. And she even

770
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: did a dramatization in her voice that was you know

771
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: what I'm always afraid you're gonna cut me off, so

772
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: I get afraid that I'm not getting through it in time.

773
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: A good point. I probably would, but you're not going

774
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: to cut off Noah. Noah doesn't feel that because I'm

775
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: compelled to hear the end of the sentence like aft sharp,

776
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read as I'm like no, NICKI no, no, no,

777
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: you're annoying me. All right, here we go, Okay. A

778
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: girl who went missing more than two years ago at

779
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: the age of four was found alive by police hidden

780
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: underneath a staircase in a New York home. Oh my god,

781
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 1: that's the greatest. Detective detectives removed several of the wooden

782
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: steps in a basement, and that is when detectives saw

783
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: a pair of tiny feet. After removing several more steps,

784
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: the child and her abductor were discovered within. The space

785
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: was small, cold, and wet. Authorities believe she was taken

786
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: by her non custodial parents, and police had previously followed

787
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: leads to the residents where she was ultimately found, but

788
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: said that each time the residents had denied any knowledge

789
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: of the girl's whereabouts. So they go, why would they

790
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: even take apart the staircase. It was just because it

791
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: needed Like, the cops went over and we're like, it's

792
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: a little creeky, We're going to back and fix with

793
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: fix it. Oh, so they were looking for her and

794
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: they had a feeling that they must have gotten Yeah,

795
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: they must have gotten a lead that there was something

796
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: happening in the basement underneath the staircase. Where in New

797
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: York or like no, no, no, it's like some city

798
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: like upstate christ I mean I always think about that, like,

799
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: you know, all the women right now that are or

800
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: you know, men, but mostly women who are in some

801
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: fucking psychos chamber. Do you want to see what it

802
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: looks like? It's it's kind of yes, I'd rather watch

803
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: a shark attack again. There is a panda pillow that

804
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: is like, looks like it's crying. It looks like from

805
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: South Park And oh that's so said, And the captor

806
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: was in there with her fucking disgusted. Everyone want be quiet? Yes, yes,

807
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, that poor baby. What the rent was

808
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: in New York for their Oh yeah, I mean is

809
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: there a shower in there? Um that little staircase part

810
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 1: that's got to be at least Yeah, there's a little

811
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 1: like girls boot next to it. Oh my god, imagine

812
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 1: the guy getting into the stairs picked up and he's like,

813
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: oh we just I'm just here, like he's trying to

814
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: still get out of it, like it's the most obvious thing. Yeah,

815
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: a oxen free Marco. My grandpa used to do this

816
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: thing where we would play. He would we'd play hide

817
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: and seek, and then he would never come look for us.

818
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: That's so and my parents loved it. My parents would

819
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 1: laugh so hard, and I knew there was something up

820
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 1: about this game because my parents would go Bob play

821
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: hide and seek with the kids and they'd laugh and

822
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 1: laugh and laugh. And I didn't hide that long because

823
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: I was onto them eventually. But he would just have

824
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: us go high high and then he never come find us.

825
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: And then you just gets kind of genius. It's like

826
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: when I used to play a doctor with kids. I

827
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: babysat for where I was like, you have to you

828
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: can just like I'm a dead patient and you have

829
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: to operate on me, and then I get to take

830
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: a nap. I just get to lay there about kids

831
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: like where like just my knee, you're gonna you're a

832
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: knee surgeon and they just like tinker on my knee. Yeah. Yeah,

833
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: How long was it long as you think you hit

834
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 1: four before you really probably ten minutes. I mean, kids,

835
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 1: attention spans are not that. It just me. I think

836
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: I caught on quicker than I just knew something was

837
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 1: up because my dad was laughing too hard. You can't

838
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: oh sorry, go ahead. Oh. I was gonna ask if

839
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: you have like a go to spot. I think I

840
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: always picked closets and clothes and I would hide. I

841
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: would try to hide on top of something and then

842
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: hide within the clothes. But I also have like I

843
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: used to come up with ideas for because I was

844
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: so obsessed with being kidnapped and like someone breaking into

845
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: my house and like someone and where I would hide.

846
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 1: And I came up with an idea for um, under

847
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: the bed. You would have a bed that is very

848
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: high off the ground, and it would have a chain

849
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: like a storage unit that you could hide in up.

850
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 1: So you go under the bed and then you climb

851
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: up into a little recessed thing that hung down and

852
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: you would be able to stay there and protect yourself

853
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: from intruders. And I used to think, I'll make my

854
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: bed after I get out of it. To make it

855
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: look like no one was in it and then go

856
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: under and I could sell these beds to make people

857
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: feel so. As a child, I came up with many

858
00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: inventions like this. Um also one where you have a

859
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: long tube that you put your cigarette on so that

860
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: you could smoke in the car with kids, but your

861
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: kids won't get a headache and the cigarette would go

862
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: out the window and then you would suck it and

863
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: then you would have another tribe where you would blow

864
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: out the smoke and it would go out the car.

865
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: Everything about just putting a smaller contraption on top of

866
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: the scuba snorkele. No I did it. That could have worked.

867
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: Did you ever do the thing where you go they go, hey,

868
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: I bet you can't get that in twenty seconds, and

869
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: yeah you end up like kids you just like, but

870
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: you can't. You just make them wrong, back and forth,

871
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: run around to tire them divorced. That's what my dad

872
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: didn't to me. I got it done to uh Noah.

873
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: What's our last news story? Okay? All right. Mark Zuckerberg,

874
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: who is on a rebranding mission, announced that employees at

875
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: the social media giant will now refer to each other

876
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: as metamates metamates because the metaverse like veggie mite metamates.

877
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: I mean, does he want us to like him? Ever?

878
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: That is the I just like someone that gets made

879
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: fun of so much for being so lame. Why would

880
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: you ever think that would make He's David Koresh. If

881
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: David Koresh had a billion dollars like he has the

882
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: same but because he has so much money, everyone's just

883
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: like we're metamates like money and power equally, like a

884
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,720
Speaker 1: thought that you wonder if they thought it was cool

885
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: that his employees, you know, I wonder if they all

886
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: kind of sneaker to themselves besties that are like you

887
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like is it well, we know

888
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: that besties is like the thing that people say besties

889
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: all the time, is I rolly? And it's just like

890
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: but I we kind of took that from that, Yes,

891
00:48:53,960 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: took that from its fans meta mads from my cop No, No,

892
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:07,240
Speaker 1: I can't meta mades. It's this is all over the

893
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 1: internet yesterday. I read it so many places. I didn't

894
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: know what playoff of. Oh yeah, go ahead, and Noah, sorry,

895
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: I'm reading your launch okay. Um. The term is apparently

896
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: a play on the naval inspired slogan. Use that Instagram

897
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: ship shipmates self. I don't know what that means, the

898
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: word mates. You never want to throw that into something

899
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: because mate, it just is like playmate any mate. Yeah.

900
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: He just wants control over people. That's all it's about.

901
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: And I love that Social Network movie. Though he was

902
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: he was good in that. He wasn't even then it,

903
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: but I liked I liked that movie. So Jesse Eisenberg,

904
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that movie is so good. It's also

905
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: so Jesse Eisenberg's great. He plays that like weird kind

906
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: of smart character. I wonder if he's smarting life. He is,

907
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: he is, but mostly like most actors, Abdy's a little

908
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: bit boring. He lives in Wisconsin and he loves stand

909
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 1: up apparently really Okay, Hi does he see me? And

910
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to Wisconsin on my tour. I got a

911
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: lot of dates coming up. By the way, Where are

912
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: we going? Austin? Uh, Jacksonville another place in Florida. Um,

913
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: I kind of want to stay at the hotel where Bob.

914
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 1: I just want to. I think I'm playing the same

915
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: venue that Bob played on the last night before he died.

916
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what I I just for some reason,

917
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 1: I want to like stay at the same hotel. Is

918
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: this what's is that weird of me? Yeah? It is right.

919
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: Just there's something about like the like you know, on Reddit,

920
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: I follow like last images, like I just like to

921
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: hear like the last thing this person did the last

922
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: like mike, this guy to use the same Mike he grabbed,

923
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: like I want to just like I don't know what

924
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: it is. I don't know. I mean, I'm sure he

925
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't be happy about that. No, I think he. Honestly,

926
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: I think I I reasoned everything. Every time I make

927
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: a Bob saggage like guy, sometimes I'm like, I make

928
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,439
Speaker 1: jokes referencing what happened to him because it's I think

929
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 1: it's like, honestly, I think he would chuckle at it,

930
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: and I think he would make the same joke if

931
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 1: some other comedian died for stuff and then the same

932
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: brass he'd go it's horrible, but also this is hilarious.

933
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: We make jokes because we're in pain. Let's go to

934
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: break and come back again. No, that was a great job.

935
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: Can I just say one thing? All our mena mate,

936
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 1: uh menamates? Don't you call them that? Okay, I know,

937
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 1: no it's better than me. I don't need messages telling

938
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 1: me that I know. Okay, Yes, I don't like that.

939
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: I don't just like that either. We are back from break.

940
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: We do not Andrew does not need to hear that

941
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: Noah's better. We're going to keep in the news segment.

942
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: And it's not because she's better. It's like we need

943
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: more no one the show anyway. She she organizes the

944
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: news stories anyway for you to read. So it's just

945
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: this is less work for you to do, and we

946
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: have more. You can now react more. So I'm not

947
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: even going to pick the stories anywhere. I don't even

948
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 1: think you need to. I trust Noah. Noah. I okay,

949
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: Andrew picks the stories, but I kind of like you

950
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: not knowing the stories and reacting with me. How about this,

951
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: though Noah might write one line that I still get

952
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 1: to say in the news, Oh, I like that word.

953
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: Hate that. No you always give him the most sentence. Alright,

954
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: Let's I don't do it intentionally, can we do? Why

955
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 1: do I care? Yes? I think you'll really like why

956
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: do I care? I have a feeling I will I

957
00:52:55,800 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: just why do I care? Why do I care? Um?

958
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: All right, so this is from BuzzFeed. I totally stole it.

959
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: It's time for you to figure out if these quotes

960
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 1: are from Taylor Swift or Shakespeare. I'm gonna do it me, bitch. Yeah.

961
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: I feel like if you don't get this right, you

962
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: should lose your tailor cards. I will say though, that

963
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: I am not familiar with her first album, Taylor Swift.

964
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: I do not have that one memorize Shakespeare. Yeah, So

965
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: if if it's either Taylor was first album or Sakespeare

966
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: or Taylor Swift the last eight albums, all right, let's go.

967
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at you know, I do

968
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: I know Big Beth, king Lear and Roman and Juliet.

969
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: All right, first one, Long were the nights when my

970
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: days once were led around you? Long were the nights

971
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: when my days once revolved around you? Do you think

972
00:53:56,040 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 1: it's Hamlet? Okay? Pretty in the Okay, so it's Taylor

973
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: al right? Next okay, next one, he wore a scarf,

974
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 1: the old boat tug bug. You know what, even whatever,

975
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: something mighty sword has fallen into my chest. My blood exists.

976
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we should try to quote Shakespeare and

977
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 1: try to get anything right. Okay, No, I keep going. Okay,

978
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: cowards die many times before their deaths Shakespeare. Takespeare. It's

979
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: the only thing that I could think of that while

980
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 1: would be And is the song Innocent, which is about Kanye,

981
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: but she's actually forgiving him in that song. Okay, next one,

982
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: Whether whether be the frost or the violence of the

983
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 1: dog Spere Shakespeare. I don't know, no frost. No, I

984
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: didn't freeze. I'm waiting to see if you have an answer.

985
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Taylor, actually, because I could tell

986
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 1: about your expression that you were surprised if you didn't know, Yes, sailor,

987
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: but rather be the frost or the violence of the

988
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: dog Days? Is that from It's got to be from

989
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift song from the album Taylor Swift. Uh yes,

990
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: let me just look that up because I thought you

991
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: would get it right. Oh my god, be the frost

992
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: from Nevermore? Whoa, Oh you know what it's probably from?

993
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: Is it from the Lakes? Be the Frost? Taylor. I'm

994
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: letting everyone down. Um, it's from It's from the It's

995
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 1: from Evermore. I really don't like that song. I'll stand

996
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: by it. It's from the song Evermore. I don't know

997
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 1: that song I just don't like bony be just like

998
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: it's just he I just he bugs me his voice. Sorry,

999
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: just fired. Okay. Next one that my castle crumbled overnight, Taylor,

1000
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:12,319
Speaker 1: my castle crumbled overnight. Some of them have, but they're

1001
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: both actually, I mean, I think we just have a

1002
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: couple of more. Uh, this is the very ecstasy of love.

1003
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: That's gotta be Shakespeare. No, that's Taylor Shakespeare. We're one,

1004
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,839
Speaker 1: We're tied. This is the last one. Okay, though there's

1005
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: two more. Okay, just twin fire signs Taylor or blue

1006
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: Eyes twin fire signs for blue Eyes, Tawn down, turner down. Okay.

1007
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: Last one my crown, mine own ambition, and my Queen.

1008
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 1: That's Shakespeare, dude. Yeah, it's gotta be a c Yeah,

1009
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: you're right, all right. That was fun, thank you? Noah. Yeah,

1010
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: that's a fun sift action. I kind of want to

1011
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 1: do something else to where it's like is it the

1012
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: Wire or Snoop Dogg album, you know, or like we

1013
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: could that could be fun. I think there's a lot

1014
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: of games like that online that we could just steal

1015
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 1: from BuzzFeed work. Yeah, let's listen to another podcast what

1016
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: they're doing. Yeah, I mean morbid. Um oh this is

1017
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: this is the Morbid Girls talking about the shark attack.

1018
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: Out Man was brutally ripped to shreds in the bay

1019
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: of the off the coast of Sydney. People watched on

1020
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: and as his limbs were torn from his torso, and

1021
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: he cried in agony as no one came to his rescue.

1022
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: Did it? Was there any other like swimmers or or something? Oh? Yikes,

1023
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: boo boo, oh my god, bad day Monday. Can we

1024
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: get the more wear girls on our show? Can we

1025
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: figure that out? Have them tell us a story. I

1026
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: don't think they'll appreciate us making fun of the Yeah, yes, um,

1027
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: but as they I mean, uh pun intended. Um, let's

1028
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: get to our Wild Wednesday, Wacky Wild Wednesday segment of

1029
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: the week. This time we're playing the perel board game

1030
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: where should we begin? And Noah owns it, And so

1031
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: she is going to pick a card which is a

1032
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: topic of which we should tell a story that is

1033
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: related to this topic. And then um, she's going to

1034
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: pick the sentence structure for which will begin the story

1035
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: that correct, Noah, Yeah, there's a prompt card that sets

1036
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 1: the mood for the storytellers, like the lens. That sets

1037
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: the mood. And then the story card, which is the

1038
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: opening phrase of the story, got it, love it, let's

1039
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: do it okay, So the um prompt card is taboo okay,

1040
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: And then the sentence is a mistake I'll never make again.

1041
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 1: Taboo means you know, society labels it as like, oh

1042
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: my gosh, you shouldn't do that. A mistake I'll never

1043
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: make again is um, I will say. A mistake I

1044
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: will never make again is talking about my sex life

1045
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: in a way that implies someone else's experience by their name.

1046
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: That it that talking about taboo, I'll never A mistake

1047
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,919
Speaker 1: I'll never make again is talking about my sex life

1048
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: in a way that someone else I'm I'm I'm describing

1049
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: someone else's experience which is not their own, so I

1050
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: can all I I From now on, I'm only going

1051
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: to talk about my sex life in terms of like

1052
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 1: what I experience and not what and not implying that

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01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: anyone else was there, because that is kind of I've realized,

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01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: not fair to the person that you share it with,

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01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: that you are taking that from them of like what

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01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: they experienced by me saying like I did this with

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01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: blah blah, blah. That's to me. It's already taboo to

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01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: talk about your sex life openly, but I'm going to

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01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: from now Yeah, but um, I will do I won't

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01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: do it, but by someone. If I do do it,

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01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: it's going to be a vague and not implicate anyone

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01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: else in it by name, uh, from now on. So

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01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: that's my story because I've just realized that I think

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01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: that it's it's it sucks because I'm so one who

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01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 1: is obviously like very open about every fucking thing, especially

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01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: stuff regarding sex, and sometimes the person like not everyone

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01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: feels that way. Most people don't aren't the same way

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01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: regarding sex. Their sucks life. But the hard part is

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01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: when you talk about your sex like openly, you're always

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01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 1: doing it with someone else if it's not masturbation. So

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01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 1: you can't really talk about your sex life openly without

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01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: including someone else unless you're cheating. Yeah, but there's a

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01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: way to do it that I'm open to in which

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01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: no one gets hurt, and I'm I'm trepidatous. I just

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01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: want to be more mindful of that that my experience

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01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,439
Speaker 1: is my experience, and honestly, what I describe of of

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01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,280
Speaker 1: my sex life could maybe not be their experience at all,

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01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: or their motivation behind what we did or whatever. Like

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01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: I could say, oh, we did this because of this

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01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: you can years ago? Yes I could, And that's what

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01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: I will do, you know, like I will not um

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01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: connect any stories I tell to like yeah, but it

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01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 1: is weird, Like from now I'll get yes by a

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01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 1: guy named Ricardo. Yes, it's gonna be tough if I

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01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: ever get married to be like so last week fucking dude. Yeah, ghost,

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01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 1: it's all gonna be a ghost. No, it's I does

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01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: have to be a little bit. Um. I just wanna

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01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: as I get older, I think that common. When I

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01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: think of taboo, I think of comedy, and like the

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01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: things we talk about on stage are supposed to be taboo.

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01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: Were trying to challenge taboos because taboos are usually used

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01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: to silence victims and to make it so like the

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01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 1: Cosby thing, like women didn't speak out about what happened

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01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: to them, or like you know, the Catholic Church makes

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01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: sex such a dirty thing, and so if something dirty

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01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 1: happens to you as a child, you're told that, like

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01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 1: if you There was a girl the other day on

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01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: Reddit I read about and she was a Filipino girl,

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01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: and she was English was the second language. She's fourteen,

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01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: and she said it was on true Off my Chest

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01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: the subreddit, and it was like my dad, I lost

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01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 1: my virgin and my dad he raped me and I

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01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: don't know what to do it. She's fourteen, She's trying

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01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 1: to process that English is her second language. She's like

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01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 1: telling the whole story, and she said that most of

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01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: her complaint was not like my dad, my dad did this,

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01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 1: is that he he made me so I'm not a

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01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 1: virgin anymore. And because she's Catholic, being a virgin is

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01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 1: so important and she is ruined, not because she was

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01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: just mad at that. She was just sad and upset

1111
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 1: of the fact that she's ruined now. And she didn't

1112
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 1: want to tell anyone because she didn't want to be ruined.

1113
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 1: Because sex is so you're supposed to be pure and

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01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 1: you're not. So victims can't report because they are made

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01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: to feel that anything they engage in sexually is First

1116
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: of all, abusers are are are banking on children feeling

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01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 1: like sex is dirty and if they admit it that

1118
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: they're going to be at fault, and they already feel

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01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 1: like they are at fault. Because it feels like they

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01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 1: did something to get this, so abusers get to like

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01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 1: run wild. If we keep making sex taboo, it's it's

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01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: part of the problem. It's not the whole problem, saying

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01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 1: that sex is is this dirty thing. I can still

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01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 1: talk about my sex life openly, and I want to

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01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 1: keep doing that because I want to encourage people to

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01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: talk about their own sex lives openly and not make

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01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 1: it this thing that's dirty, because it isn't. When it's

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01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 1: done right, it's nothing to be ashamed of. You're not dirty. No,

1129
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong about anything sex. What do you mean, Yes,

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01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong. Yes, yes, there's nothing wrong about it.

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01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 1: But when things are when sex, which is a beautiful thing,

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01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 1: which is the reason we all exist, when that is

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01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:52,160
Speaker 1: taboo ized whatever the word is, when that is Florida

1134
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: to call back, when it's florid um. That means that

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01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 1: when bad things do happen to you, you feel like

1136
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: even if even if this was a good thing, I

1137
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 1: couldn't talk about it. So certainly when it's something that's bad,

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01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: I definitely can't talk about it, and people always call

1139
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: I've read comments in my when I used to read

1140
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 1: my stepread it where people are Like Nikki always says

1141
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: the thing about oh, she can joke about molestation because

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01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: you know, um, even though she hasn't been molested, because

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01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 1: it makes you know, it just makes the conversation about molestation.

1144
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: It makes it like, let's just talk about being molested.

1145
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 1: It's a thing that happens all the time, but it is,

1146
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: and people go, oh, that's just such an excuse, so

1147
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 1: she can get away with doing the jokes she wants. No,

1148
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: it is not an excuse. It actually these things talking

1149
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,439
Speaker 1: about being molested and being able to say people are here,

1150
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: are more molested. I wasn't molested, but it's a thing

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01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:45,919
Speaker 1: that I avoided just by being lucky. It wasn't because

1152
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: I did anything right or my parents did anything right,

1153
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 1: thus thus telling you if you were molested, it's just

1154
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 1: you were unlucky in that way. It wasn't your fault guilt.

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01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 1: Me making jokes about molestation is me bringing up a

1156
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 1: thing because I want to talk about it. Because if

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01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: you don't talk about it, the people that do it

1158
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 1: keep winning, and the people that were molested can't talk

1159
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,120
Speaker 1: about it because they've been shaped because it's so awkward.

1160
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 1: If you tell us you're molested. That's really keep that

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01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 1: to yourself. Just only tell a therapist about that. Why

1162
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 1: what if you can't afford a therapist, then you keep

1163
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: it inside. And guess who gets to keep molesting the molesters?

1164
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 1: Because if, unless, unless people can say I was raped,

1165
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 1: I was molested, that guy did something weird to me

1166
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 1: that made me feel uncomfortable, they're gonna keep doing it.

1167
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 1: And that's not me telling victims like, oh, if you

1168
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 1: don't speak up, you're creating more victims. I'm not saying that.

1169
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm just saying we need to make it more comfortable

1170
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: to say I was victimized, and and by doing that

1171
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 1: sometimes joking about subjects makes them more palatable to talk

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01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: about in anyway. That's my point. Um, where should you

1173
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 1: begin with your sentence? Taboo? And then you start it

1174
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: with a mistake I'll never make again. A mistake I'll

1175
01:06:53,320 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 1: never make again is driving after drinking. And I one

1176
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 1: time drove over a bridge the wrong way and then

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01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:06,640
Speaker 1: I was It was in Palm Beach, which is a

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01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: bridge where there's definitely a lot of cops all the time.

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01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 1: And I drove over the bridge and I got halfway

1180
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,640
Speaker 1: over and I realized I was going the wrong way,

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01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: So I paused on top of the bridge, and I go,

1182
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: do I whatever? You watched too many videos? He passed

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01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,920
Speaker 1: and you meditated for a moment. Pausing is always related

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01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:35,240
Speaker 1: with take up pause. Yeah, you stopped, but pauses just

1185
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: a funny you could say pause. I was just it's funny.

1186
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:41,160
Speaker 1: So I paused, and I pondered, and then I breaked

1187
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 1: and then I stopped. Uh, And I was like, do

1188
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 1: I reverse? Did you Florida? Do I reverse back? Or

1189
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 1: do I go forward? And then try to because it

1190
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,600
Speaker 1: was such there was no way to turn around. Yes,

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01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:58,080
Speaker 1: what did you? I'm guessing you just went forward, reversed

1192
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 1: all the way back down when I got dunk hammered, dude,

1193
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 1: I mean, and you know, thanks for sharing that, because

1194
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 1: saying that you've drunk drive. I drove drunk in the

1195
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 1: past so taboo. People won't admit it because and then

1196
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,480
Speaker 1: when you get caught, when someone gets a d y,

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01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:20,240
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh my god, when drunk that night. Everyone

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01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,200
Speaker 1: has done it. Or you've been in a car where

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01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 1: someone's driving drunk and you knew they were drunk, or

1200
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 1: you've been in a plane where the pilot was drunk.

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01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 1: Just because you flew southwest. I'm just trying. You're trying

1202
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:34,680
Speaker 1: to save a buck. No, I I just think that. Um,

1203
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,160
Speaker 1: I will say that if you drink out there, if

1204
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 1: you're someone who the autopilot, if you're someone out there

1205
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 1: who has driven drunk, or it's totally okay, forgive yourself

1206
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 1: for it. Um, you're not a bad person, because obviously

1207
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,680
Speaker 1: when you drink, it makes you do things that are

1208
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 1: really stupid. And if you're someone who's like, you're not

1209
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 1: a bad person, Nikki, you're saying that people that drunk

1210
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: drive aren't bad people. I don't think that most people

1211
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:02,600
Speaker 1: want to hurt other people when they get into a

1212
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 1: car drunk when you're this is the thing about drinking.

1213
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,880
Speaker 1: And I hate to go back to this because some

1214
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 1: of you are probably like, I don't want to hear

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01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:11,880
Speaker 1: any more about your fucking proselytizing about not drinking. I

1216
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,280
Speaker 1: don't care what you do. I'm telling you if you

1217
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 1: still drink, enjoy yourself. Use uber. But when people say

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01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have one drink or I'm not going

1219
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:24,880
Speaker 1: to drive drunk, and you start drinking, you forget that

1220
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,879
Speaker 1: you got your getting The person who said that drunk,

1221
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,800
Speaker 1: so you don't you're there, we've all done this thing

1222
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 1: where we go, I'm just gonna have two drinks. That

1223
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:36,439
Speaker 1: person could only have two drinks. That you are when

1224
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:37,880
Speaker 1: you say that when you have no drinks in you,

1225
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:42,040
Speaker 1: but when to drink you what's the best way to

1226
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: get someone to hang out? Just have a couple of drinks.

1227
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 1: You know they're gonna Bill Cosby, how Bill Cosby would

1228
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,599
Speaker 1: give women drinks knowing that they were going to get

1229
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,800
Speaker 1: into a state where they would they would wouldn't be

1230
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,559
Speaker 1: able to say no. He you know, obviously expedited that

1231
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 1: by drugging their drinks. But alcohol is a drug that

1232
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 1: makes you stupider. So you have to remember that yourself.

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01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 1: Your smart stelf doesn't want to drunk drive, but you

1234
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,200
Speaker 1: get drunk and you get stupid. If you had a

1235
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:11,800
Speaker 1: person who, what, who was very severely mentally handicapped with

1236
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 1: the driver's license, would you would you trust them to

1237
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,320
Speaker 1: use their best judgment not to drive, Because that's what

1238
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 1: you're making when you get super drunk, you turned into

1239
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:24,760
Speaker 1: a person who is very mentally disabled. You're the same

1240
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: or a baby turned into a baby essentially. So I

1241
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 1: just say to people who The biggest freedom for me

1242
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:35,000
Speaker 1: when I quit drinking was that when I get pulled

1243
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,639
Speaker 1: over now I almost and also quitting smoking pot, because

1244
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,320
Speaker 1: I did used to drive a little bit where I

1245
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 1: used to get I swear to God, I would get

1246
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 1: excited when I got pulled over because it was this

1247
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 1: new freedom that I know I am not guilty. And

1248
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:51,680
Speaker 1: when I get pulled over by the t s A,

1249
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:55,479
Speaker 1: now there is what. I haven't smoked pot since August.

1250
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 1: There is a freedom in knowing that they're not going

1251
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 1: to find any thing, and if they do, it's an

1252
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,639
Speaker 1: old thing from back when I like put a pot

1253
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:10,240
Speaker 1: pen in a pocket. Final thought, I can't tell you

1254
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,360
Speaker 1: how great it is when you finally free yourself from

1255
01:11:13,439 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 1: things and you never have to worry about it again.

1256
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,240
Speaker 1: And I'm extending this too. I used to be addicted

1257
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: to gum. I think it's the thing I talked about

1258
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,639
Speaker 1: in here a little bit. When I got into recovery

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01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: for my eating disorder, Oh my god, I stopped so

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01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:28,719
Speaker 1: the first thing I did a lot of You wrote

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01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: me the other day with the capitalized eating disorder help,

1262
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: and I gave you um what I did to get help,

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01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 1: And obviously my I'm not perfect, and a lot of

1264
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 1: people have actually written to me saying, hey, what you

1265
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 1: said today on the podcast really triggered me and made

1266
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:43,000
Speaker 1: me feel like I needed to start dieting because you

1267
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,240
Speaker 1: mentioned this thing, and I was like, holy sh it,

1268
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 1: thank you for saying that, because my my recovery is

1269
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,880
Speaker 1: not like a straight line. It is like some days

1270
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 1: I'm not good, some days I'm great, but at least

1271
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 1: I know where to return to. And it takes those

1272
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:00,640
Speaker 1: kind of messages to remind me like, hey, I've been

1273
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 1: putting out some stuff and some thoughts. I've been having

1274
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:05,000
Speaker 1: some negative thoughts that are trying to get me back

1275
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 1: into that thinking of wanting to start wanting to being

1276
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 1: obsessed with not being fat, whatever the funk it is

1277
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,120
Speaker 1: because I think it's going to bring me happiness. And

1278
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:14,439
Speaker 1: I've relied on Bestie's to like keep me in check

1279
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 1: on that, and I really appreciated their honesty and being like,

1280
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 1: I love you, but hey, I just want to be

1281
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:20,479
Speaker 1: honest with you. The thing you said really upset me.

1282
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:23,040
Speaker 1: I love that, and it's just because I can take

1283
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 1: any criticism if it's laced with I love you and

1284
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:29,280
Speaker 1: I'm and it doesn't even have a way to criticize

1285
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: without being like, I can't believe she did. This comes

1286
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 1: from love. They're allowed to get mad at me. I

1287
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:38,679
Speaker 1: don't like if it comes from hate. That's a different

1288
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: that's a different thing. And I'm not open to really

1289
01:12:41,479 --> 01:12:43,320
Speaker 1: accepting things that are based in hate because it just

1290
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:45,680
Speaker 1: tells me that you probably are struggling with something. This

1291
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:47,560
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with me. On that post I

1292
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:50,479
Speaker 1: did on Instagram today, some guy just wrote some guy

1293
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 1: just wrote decent, and I blocked. I go, I'm I

1294
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,000
Speaker 1: don't need that in my life, like that decent. First

1295
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,840
Speaker 1: of all, it was so it was so funny. I

1296
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 1: love reading the comments because I ruin's like, holy, like

1297
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: how funny it was. It was so funny. First I

1298
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 1: got this guy just wrote decent, and I go, you're

1299
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:10,760
Speaker 1: done with my life like that decent. Well, that's a

1300
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,880
Speaker 1: great boundary because you're not going back at him, you're

1301
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:16,680
Speaker 1: not engaging with you don't you don't get to and

1302
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 1: he'll write me I just wrote decent. I go, there's

1303
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 1: so much behind decent. I had to say, though, there

1304
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 1: is something that that guy could do to get you

1305
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:27,640
Speaker 1: a follow back Listen, dude, I wrote decent and I

1306
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,160
Speaker 1: know how fucking shitty that was, and it's because I'm

1307
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 1: jealous of how funny you are. And I I've been

1308
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:36,800
Speaker 1: jealous of how funny you are before Andrew and made

1309
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 1: you feel insecure about Like my my comment today was

1310
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,920
Speaker 1: not being jealous of how fun I was just going

1311
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:43,679
Speaker 1: back to my old thing. It was so funny. Every

1312
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,240
Speaker 1: posted on my Instagram it was so funny. Um, I

1313
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:49,160
Speaker 1: had to go between like me writing is this really funny?

1314
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:52,120
Speaker 1: Or me writing a joke about it? So, but there

1315
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:53,639
Speaker 1: have been times where I've been jealous of how funny

1316
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 1: you are and there's something in me that wants to

1317
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 1: make you feel bad about it so that you don't

1318
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 1: because I'm because I hate myself for not being as

1319
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 1: funny as you. And that's where that decent thing came from. Now,

1320
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,160
Speaker 1: if that guy is able to say that he can

1321
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,800
Speaker 1: follow you again, what a beautiful realization he could. You

1322
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:10,240
Speaker 1: know you would totally unblock him. Also, here's the thing.

1323
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 1: If you think it's decent, I don't give a fuck.

1324
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:16,360
Speaker 1: Just don't tell why you guarantee you. I get it.

1325
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 1: I get that, but I'm just saying, like you think

1326
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:23,080
Speaker 1: it's decent, and oh you can't handle criticism. That's like,

1327
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 1: I don't want I can't handle criticism. You know what's

1328
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:29,320
Speaker 1: wrong with saying I can't handle criticism? When I say

1329
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 1: that I can't handle sugar people, why is I just

1330
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:35,960
Speaker 1: know myself? Criticism makes me crazy. I I know there

1331
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,839
Speaker 1: are people that can't handle it. I know a stronger

1332
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:41,479
Speaker 1: person might be able to. I can't. But what I

1333
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:46,160
Speaker 1: really want to say being under whatever, honest with what

1334
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:48,760
Speaker 1: you can and can't handle, and not being ashamed of

1335
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:53,400
Speaker 1: being scared tites, not being ashamed of not being ashamed

1336
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,559
Speaker 1: of being triggered by skinny women on Instagram and having

1337
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 1: to block them. I have to do that sometimes because

1338
01:14:57,439 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 1: for my mental sanity, that's what's gonna protect me. And

1339
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:04,959
Speaker 1: I'm not a shamed to say it. Um the comments,

1340
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:08,160
Speaker 1: It's like why when someone so, I used to be

1341
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,600
Speaker 1: addicted to gum? And so when I tell you that

1342
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:14,080
Speaker 1: quitting drinking has freed me from ever worrying about do

1343
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:17,120
Speaker 1: you guys? That is one of the quitn't drinking freed

1344
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:19,760
Speaker 1: me from worrying about d you guys? And also if

1345
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,640
Speaker 1: I don't remember someone that I meet and they go,

1346
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,560
Speaker 1: oh we met before, you don't remember I go, I

1347
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 1: did this as a joke, but I go, not drinking

1348
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,679
Speaker 1: is the best thing. Because when I meet someone now

1349
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,000
Speaker 1: and they go, oh, we've already met, I go, was

1350
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:34,600
Speaker 1: it before two eleven? That's when I quit drinking, And

1351
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,760
Speaker 1: they go, no, it was. I go, well, that's that's

1352
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 1: on you. That's not my fault. Like I have a

1353
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,000
Speaker 1: bad I can just say I have a bad memory now,

1354
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:44,240
Speaker 1: or you didn't stand out, it's you need to get

1355
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,560
Speaker 1: a better personality for me to remember you. Because I

1356
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:49,000
Speaker 1: always used to feel so guilty about being black out

1357
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:50,800
Speaker 1: drop all the time, and I used to make excuses

1358
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:52,640
Speaker 1: about it. I was like, I used to pretend I

1359
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:56,280
Speaker 1: remembered it. Um, my dad had COVID. Did you know that?

1360
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,360
Speaker 1: At one point? Yeah, I just wanted to say that

1361
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:04,599
Speaker 1: my dad had COVID in the fall. Um, totally non sequent. Yeah,

1362
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,679
Speaker 1: just know that I have to I just wanted to say.

1363
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,800
Speaker 1: I have to say, you guys don't understand. It's a

1364
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:14,920
Speaker 1: long story. I know you're confused that I just said that,

1365
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:16,800
Speaker 1: But just know that it's just a fact that my

1366
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:18,400
Speaker 1: dad had COVID in the fall, and I just want

1367
01:16:18,439 --> 01:16:21,639
Speaker 1: to say that, Um, there's nothing wrong with having COVID.

1368
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:24,400
Speaker 1: That's another thing. Well, I mean this actually connects us perfectly.

1369
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:27,720
Speaker 1: People are so ashamed to say they had COVID. They

1370
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,240
Speaker 1: can say it now where like I had it, But

1371
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,759
Speaker 1: when they are currently going through it, it's like bed Bucks.

1372
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 1: It's like this shame like guess what, you're no different

1373
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:38,400
Speaker 1: than you And people always want to go, where did

1374
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,400
Speaker 1: you get? Where did I get it? How did Who

1375
01:16:40,439 --> 01:16:42,800
Speaker 1: could I blame for giving this to me? And guess what,

1376
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:44,960
Speaker 1: It doesn't fucking matter. We're all doing things where we

1377
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:47,479
Speaker 1: could get COVID any fucking time. It doesn't matter how

1378
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:49,799
Speaker 1: you got it. You got it, and we're all you.

1379
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:52,360
Speaker 1: You're not You're not worse, you're not grosser than anyone else,

1380
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:54,880
Speaker 1: You're not more reckless than anyone else. Uh. For the

1381
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:57,639
Speaker 1: most part, you know, there are certain extenuating circumstances. You're

1382
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:01,559
Speaker 1: at this whole time has been going to a club

1383
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:05,879
Speaker 1: and grinding on people and millions of people and you're sweating.

1384
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,519
Speaker 1: That's on you. But if you're living your life and

1385
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:11,760
Speaker 1: you're going to supermarket, this like man hunt for who

1386
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:14,400
Speaker 1: gave who COVID? Whose fault is it? Guess what? It's

1387
01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:16,519
Speaker 1: a lab in China's fault or whatever you want to believe,

1388
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,840
Speaker 1: like you can trace it all the way back. It's

1389
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 1: like therapy. It's your parents fault for how you act

1390
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:23,160
Speaker 1: the way you are, Well, it's their parents fault. Well,

1391
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,400
Speaker 1: then it's their parents. It's like you can you go

1392
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:27,759
Speaker 1: on and on and it's just like it doesn't matter.

1393
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,280
Speaker 1: Just you got it. You didn't want to get it.

1394
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:31,600
Speaker 1: It's not your fault that you got it. It's not

1395
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:35,960
Speaker 1: a It doesn't make you a bad person. Shakespeare. I

1396
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:37,800
Speaker 1: just want to finish my thought up with the gum thing.

1397
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:43,600
Speaker 1: It was a great ham trip. I want to just say,

1398
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:45,519
Speaker 1: because I had so many people write to me about

1399
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:47,400
Speaker 1: the evening sort of rant I went on the other

1400
01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:49,160
Speaker 1: day and it seemed to really help some people. Is

1401
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:51,920
Speaker 1: that when you quit drinking, you free yourself from all

1402
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 1: these things that you didn't know. It doesn't only just

1403
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,360
Speaker 1: it's not only like you're not getting drunk and you

1404
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,240
Speaker 1: feel like ship you just like you don't have to

1405
01:17:58,240 --> 01:17:59,960
Speaker 1: worry about these things that you don't realize you were

1406
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:01,640
Speaker 1: about in the in the wake of it. Do you

1407
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:03,720
Speaker 1: have any of those with drinking, Andrew, Yeah, I mean

1408
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:07,120
Speaker 1: it's the list is longer than just remembering everything you

1409
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 1: do is kind of a cool thing. That is My

1410
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 1: biggest thing was New York mornings on Sunday morning. Yeah,

1411
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:15,160
Speaker 1: now you get to enjoy them, and you know, I

1412
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:18,719
Speaker 1: enjoyed my mornings. But it is true, like there's something

1413
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:24,320
Speaker 1: about there's nothing better than eleven am eating brunch and

1414
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:27,920
Speaker 1: seeing hungover people and you're smiling ear to ear taking

1415
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 1: everything in. Yeah, I don't feel good about that, but

1416
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,280
Speaker 1: it's I always feel bad with people that I get hungover.

1417
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: I talked to one yesterday and I go because I

1418
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:35,559
Speaker 1: used to have a joke about it, and it's true.

1419
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:38,600
Speaker 1: Being hongover is the worst because you feel like absolute

1420
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:41,240
Speaker 1: hell and no one feels sorry for you, and the

1421
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 1: best part of the alcohol exactly, it's your fault and

1422
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,559
Speaker 1: no one in people should feels So I feltarrt for you.

1423
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:49,839
Speaker 1: If you're hungover, right me and I'll go you pour baby,

1424
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:52,360
Speaker 1: treat yourself well today. I will not blame you because

1425
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:54,040
Speaker 1: it isn't your fault that you feel sick, even though

1426
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,479
Speaker 1: you drank a bunch. That's not your fault because then

1427
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:58,599
Speaker 1: I'll enjoy my Sunday more in But anyway, I will

1428
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:01,360
Speaker 1: say that, like when I quit um. I didn't realize

1429
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,639
Speaker 1: a huge thing that was constantly on my mind because

1430
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:05,640
Speaker 1: I was addicted to gum, and I was ashamed of

1431
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:07,800
Speaker 1: my addiction, so I would always try to hide how

1432
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,439
Speaker 1: often I was putting in new pieces. I would just

1433
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:12,360
Speaker 1: I would. I would go through like three packs of

1434
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:14,040
Speaker 1: gum a day, and that it's like cigarettes, you know.

1435
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 1: I was up to sometimes five, like on really bad

1436
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:17,920
Speaker 1: days where I was trying not to eat and I

1437
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:20,800
Speaker 1: was just obsessively chewing gum. I got sores in my mouth.

1438
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,320
Speaker 1: I mean, my life was hell with gum. But one

1439
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:26,280
Speaker 1: of the biggest things was gum. If there's not trash

1440
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:29,080
Speaker 1: can around, you have to like you don't swallow it,

1441
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,080
Speaker 1: you'd spit it out, put it in a little wrapper

1442
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,559
Speaker 1: and then put it in a pocket or put in

1443
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:36,559
Speaker 1: your purse. My life was constantly gum being in pockets

1444
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:39,719
Speaker 1: and ruining my laundry, Gum being in pockets of things

1445
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:41,880
Speaker 1: where um. People would like go to look for something

1446
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, why are there thirty little cheer

1447
01:19:44,439 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 1: up gum rappers? And it was so embarrassing. My life

1448
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:52,559
Speaker 1: was constantly mitigating against people discovering my addiction and getting

1449
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:54,720
Speaker 1: rid of gum rappers and storing them up until there

1450
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:57,280
Speaker 1: were so many and like just gum being everywhere, and

1451
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:59,360
Speaker 1: it made me feel gross. And I didn't realize in

1452
01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:04,520
Speaker 1: quitting gum that I would never people. When people are like, hey, um,

1453
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,960
Speaker 1: I can look at that for you, Nikki. I used

1454
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,639
Speaker 1: to go, no, bring me my purse because they could

1455
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,519
Speaker 1: not go in there because they would see my gom addiction.

1456
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,120
Speaker 1: Now I go, yeah, I go get in my purse.

1457
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:16,639
Speaker 1: There's nothing to hide. It's a beautiful lifett like goes

1458
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:19,600
Speaker 1: back to your mom with cigarettes like bother mom's quid cigarettes.

1459
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:26,160
Speaker 1: Mine unfortunately secrets everywhere with food in my life, rappers

1460
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,960
Speaker 1: just half eaten things, uh throw up in the toilet.

1461
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,400
Speaker 1: So many things I was hiding from, like someone like you,

1462
01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:34,679
Speaker 1: someone like no what like my best friends. I wouldn't

1463
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:36,240
Speaker 1: let them see that side of me, and they would

1464
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:38,120
Speaker 1: see it, but they wouldn't talk about seeing it. And

1465
01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:39,760
Speaker 1: it's just so free that you could go in my

1466
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:42,960
Speaker 1: room and go in any drawer anything I have. That's

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Speaker 1: why I created that game where we go in each

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Speaker 1: other's room because that's the first time in my life. March,

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Speaker 1: when I got recovered from me disorder, that I have

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Speaker 1: nothing to hide. It's the first time and it's a

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Speaker 1: beautiful thing. And um so I encourage all of you

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Speaker 1: to to seek that kind of freedom in your life

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Speaker 1: because it took me until I was thirty five to

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Speaker 1: do it, so uh, it's never too late, all right,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening, don't bek and Jack,

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Speaker 1: I think I did that one before, but I'll allow it.