1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: The Nick Agliser podcast Niki Glaser post. Here's Nikki. Hello, 2 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: Here I am. It's a Nick Laser podcast. It's a 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: late night edition recording this. I can't do it? Can 4 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: you do it? That's pretty good? Yeah, I can't do 5 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: the back of the throat one. Noah's good at the 6 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: back of the do it again, Noah, Oh, that's so natural, 7 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: me too. How do you do in the back of 8 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 1: your throat? 9 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:36,599 Speaker 2: Jew? 10 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what people tuned in for. Welcome to 11 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 1: the show. It's late niner. Come Gusland. It's six thirty 12 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 1: six on the West Coast and it's like ninth thirty 13 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 1: six where Noah and on your Anya described her boobs. 14 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: What's going on there? 15 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 3: Oh? 16 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 2: I did it was totally unconscious. 17 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 4: They have been growing and not going down. I've had 18 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 4: two periods this in the last seventeen days. Holler at me, 19 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 4: ladies in perimenopause, what the fuck is going on with 20 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 4: my body? I will reiterate day one of my period. 21 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 4: Normally I'm a seven day girl day no, but but guys, 22 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 4: like a pantyliner, never using a tamp haven't used a 23 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:22,639 Speaker 4: tamp in years. 24 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 2: Very light. 25 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 1: Oh for seven days. The whole time is a panty liner. 26 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 2: Exactly, just one. 27 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 1: For years the time. I just like to recycle. 28 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 4: No, you know, like a few a day, but very light, 29 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,399 Speaker 4: and then it goes away. 30 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: Sven days. That's a lot. That's long. 31 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,759 Speaker 2: It's usually like six. 32 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 3: But i'm talking life. 33 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 2: Whoa, I'm talking. 34 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 4: Like a nineteen ninety six Bobby Brown Matt lipstick that 35 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 4: it's like that brownish thing, not blood red. 36 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: So no blood red. I don't think you never bleed 37 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: when I was on birth kind of like a different color. 38 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: And I was on birth I had the brown, but 39 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 1: off of birth control. Yeah, I'm not sting. 40 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 4: I have a scarlet red droplet sometimes just hit the 41 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 4: bathroom floor. 42 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: So it's been going on for two weeks. 43 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,800 Speaker 4: You said, it's just it was like very light for 44 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 4: six days. And then I had sex on like day 45 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 4: eight or nine, and Matt was like, what we got 46 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 4: a little situation here. And I was like, are you 47 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 4: sure that's from the front and he was like, he's like, 48 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 4: I don't know, it's kind of I don't know. And 49 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 4: I was like, oh no, that's that can't possibly meet 50 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 4: my period, and it was and then. 51 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 2: It started again. 52 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,080 Speaker 1: Wait, so when he has something on his penis that 53 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: might be your period blood. He does tell you about it, 54 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 1: because I don't think my partner does. He just assumes 55 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: I know it was. He just goes in there to 56 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: clean up on himself. He's not like reporting back to 57 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: me what he's finding on his. 58 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,959 Speaker 2: He probably know well, he knows who he's dating. 59 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 4: I had just done the sheets, and we have white sheets, 60 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 4: so I think he was just warning me, like, you 61 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 4: have a handprint on your. 62 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,359 Speaker 2: Sheets, right, okay? 63 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 4: Crime scene, yeah, a little bit. It was like a 64 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 4: very light crime scene. And then I thought it was weird, 65 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 4: and then I just let it go. And then like 66 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 4: two days later, it just starts up again like full 67 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 4: on and when for another seven days? 68 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:21,119 Speaker 1: So it's like when, So you feel like it's perimenopause. 69 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 3: What does that mean? 70 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 2: It's anyone over forty is in it. That's what my 71 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 2: natural apath told me. 72 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 4: It's just when your periods start to get light. It 73 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,920 Speaker 4: just means before a menopause, which happens in your. 74 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 2: Yes, that's. 75 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: People will be tricked me. 76 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 3: At some point I. 77 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 4: Saw I had to admit it because you're getting older 78 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 4: and I keep staying and you're very age. 79 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: I don't know when I'll start lying about my age 80 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: or concealing it. But this weekend I was saying a 81 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 1: lot like I'm in my late thirties, and then I said, 82 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: at one point I was just like, I'm in my 83 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: latest thirty and it's got such a big laugh, and 84 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: it was one of those laughs where you're like, I 85 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: don't even you didn't even know that was gonna be funny. 86 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 3: A lot of those, Yeah, I just have no idea 87 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 3: what what I'm saying. 88 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: After time, but someone will like burst out laughing and 89 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: you seem kind of perplexed, like why was that funny? 90 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: And then sure, then you that's when you know, like 91 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: to hold on to that one. Yeah, that's good, even 92 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: though I didn't intend for it to be fin. 93 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 3: It's really you. 94 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,040 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Unfortunately, that actually feels good when you're like, oh, 95 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: I guess I'm just naturally funny, but in a way 96 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,480 Speaker 1: that my mom is like my mom's ever doesn't seem 97 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 1: to ever trying to be funny, but she is, and 98 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: it makes me. I'm so jealous of that. But I 99 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 1: guess I have a have that. 100 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 3: Every comedian, every comedian planet earth, has a friend that's 101 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 3: funnier than them. Yes, and a mother, yeah, or somebody. 102 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: Even today, I was at this work thing and someone goes, 103 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,159 Speaker 1: I just did you work on Barmageddon? And I was 104 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: like I did, And he's like, I just got a 105 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: message from my friend. I just got a slack for 106 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: my friend on a slack, a thing called slack. I 107 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: just got a slack for my friend that said I 108 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: worked with Nikki on Barmageddon. Let her know her mom 109 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: is the coolest woman ever. It was just like, oh, 110 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,720 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I made impression on 111 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 1: someone at Barmageddon, but it was no, it was my mom. 112 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 3: She's the coolest person ever, and you know. 113 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,679 Speaker 2: Like I'm her wing man. Thanks a lot like getting 114 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 2: hit on when your hot friend gets hit on at 115 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 2: the bar and you're like, oh, I thought you're talking 116 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 2: to me. 117 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about how like even 118 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:35,920 Speaker 1: you mentioning that, it's like triggering away. I can't. I 119 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 1: can't handle when I am with a group of friends. 120 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: You generally, it's like when I'm with one girlfriend and 121 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 1: someone else hits on her and not us both equally, 122 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: not because I'm like I think I'm prettier than her, 123 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 1: and I'm this makes me feel like I'm not as pretty. 124 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 1: It's just rude, yeah to like, I just feel like 125 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: I've really struggled with it, Like I can remember every 126 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,840 Speaker 1: single time in my life it's how to me like 127 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: and it honestly it's giving me anxiety right now even 128 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: thinking about it, because not only do they not want 129 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,920 Speaker 1: to fuck me, which is like hurtful, but and they 130 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 1: want to fuck my friend more, which is also hurtful. 131 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: But they think it's so it's to do something that 132 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 1: over where you're just hitting on there's two single women 133 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: sitting here and you're just hitting on one of them. 134 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:24,039 Speaker 1: It means it would be insane. You think it would 135 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,840 Speaker 1: be insane for me to even think that you would 136 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 1: ever be attracted to me, because that's such so not 137 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: even in like it means he didn't even think like 138 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: she might be hurt by this because she's kind of 139 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: fuckable too considerate exactly, and so it had hurt some 140 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: doubly like that. And I'm sure people are going to 141 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 1: investigate this and talk about it on Reddit how I'm 142 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,159 Speaker 1: so insecure and everything like that, but I am, and 143 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,160 Speaker 1: I'll be the first to say it. It really bothers me. 144 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 3: A similar thing happened just now to me with you. 145 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 3: I was walking down, I was in I was on 146 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,599 Speaker 3: the good side of it. I was walking down the 147 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,600 Speaker 3: sidewalk towards the hotel. I saw it, and you waved 148 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 3: at me. And then there was another guy between us. 149 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,280 Speaker 3: He thought you waved at him, I know, and he 150 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 3: was like, did you just wave at me? And then 151 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 3: he waved back, and then I made sure not to 152 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,040 Speaker 3: do anything, so I didn't want him to know that 153 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 3: you were waving at me. And I saw that. 154 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: I saw that you made that choice, and I'm so 155 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: proud of you because I wanted him to because I 156 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 1: would wave at him. I was already waving, like when 157 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: he came into the lane. 158 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, there was no way to avoid it. 159 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,120 Speaker 1: And I knew that once he saw you, he'd be like, 160 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: oh god, he's probably she's probably waving at him. 161 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 3: But because you. 162 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 1: Didn't wave back, he can walk through life now thinking 163 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: maybe she was waving at me. So it was a 164 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 1: joint effort, and he did a good job this part 165 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: of the podcast, and now he won't hear it. 166 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, that's my nightmare. In high school, 167 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 4: I remember someone waving at me. I think it was 168 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,560 Speaker 4: a girl. Who I desperately wanted to be friends with. 169 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, she's finally waving at me, 170 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 4: and it was. 171 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 2: Someone behind me, one of her click. 172 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,200 Speaker 1: I was just has anyone wanted to fuck you? Or 173 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 1: like fuck someone else? And you were like, hurt by 174 00:07:59,560 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 1: that does that? 175 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 4: But I mean maybe I was always the funny, quirky friend, 176 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 4: never the one hit on. 177 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 5: It always happens to me when I'm with Nikki, So yes, no, yes, 178 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 5: no Moontower twenty eighteen, How can I forget it? Great 179 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 5: and like a bunch of guys turning their heads looking 180 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 5: at you, and I'm just like a piece of shit. 181 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 1: Nothing because I'm they recognize me because my face was 182 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 1: on like the holes there gorgeous. It doesn't count if 183 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,119 Speaker 1: you're famous, No, it doesn't count if you're famous. It's 184 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: and listen, I'm not. I'm not an ugo. I know 185 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: that there are people that would be interested in me, 186 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,960 Speaker 1: but it is really devastating. I don't know why it's 187 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 1: so devastating when it happened when it happens to me, 188 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 1: But I I will say that, yes, that probably happened 189 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 1: at Moontower, But I do think it's because they recognize me, 190 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: and that is a problem. Like when I'm somewhere where 191 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 1: I'm recognizable and I'm in an environment where people know 192 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 1: I'm going to be there so they know it's me, 193 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,200 Speaker 1: I do feel like, oh, no one around, like the 194 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,840 Speaker 1: girls around me aren't getting any attend there. But I 195 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: don't feel like it's actually earned, like the way it 196 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,600 Speaker 1: is when I'm just a two girls sitting at a 197 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: restaurant and no one knows who they are, and these 198 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 1: guys are just like, I'm sorry, I just had to 199 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 1: tell you're so beautiful, like that's I can. I don't 200 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,679 Speaker 1: think it's ever happened to me where someone's just been like, actually, 201 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,600 Speaker 1: it happened the other day, Okay, I'll say it. This guy. 202 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,960 Speaker 1: I was walking to meet Lizzie for lunch, and this 203 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,760 Speaker 1: guy was like pulling out onto the street and I 204 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,439 Speaker 1: had just parked my car. But I think he's full 205 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 1: of shit because I looked disgusting this day, like I 206 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:36,120 Speaker 1: wasn't dressed up at all, a dirty book, no, and 207 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 1: he just he goes, excuse me, ma'am. And I just 208 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,280 Speaker 1: turned around and he in his windows rolled down and 209 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 1: he looks at his phone like he's gonna be like 210 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:45,200 Speaker 1: can you tell me how to get Like he's looking 211 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 1: at his phone like I just want to tell you're 212 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,080 Speaker 1: very beautiful. And I was just like thank you, Like 213 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: I was literally like it never ever happens to me. 214 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And he was not attractive, there 215 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 1: was and he's a guy that probably does this women 216 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 1: twelve times a day. 217 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,080 Speaker 3: He was looking at his phone like he was like 218 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,080 Speaker 3: trying to find directions. 219 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: Yes, and so I got a little closer to be like, 220 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 1: what do you need? 221 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 3: There was nothing better than giving someone directions? 222 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I had no idea. How easy is 223 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,640 Speaker 1: it to give someone directions? I have a phone and 224 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,600 Speaker 1: you have a phone too. He was even asking for 225 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,680 Speaker 1: directions anyhow. How old was he by the way, forties fifties, 226 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 1: But like you could tell he was like a sleazy dude, 227 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: not an attractive guy, but like this is his thing 228 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,800 Speaker 1: that he does. I mean it was but the fact 229 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,679 Speaker 1: that that he wouldn't have done unless he wanted to 230 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 1: have sex with me, And that is complimentary in my book. 231 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,439 Speaker 1: As a woman in her latest thirty, I take it 232 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,240 Speaker 1: as a compliment that someone wants to come in me 233 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 1: and would like to do that. 234 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,440 Speaker 2: What was your response? 235 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,880 Speaker 1: I said. I literally was like, thank you, that's so nice. Thanks, 236 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,640 Speaker 1: and then I like backed away slowly and then quickly 237 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: and then ran into the Starbucks to get my third 238 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: of the day. I will say there's. 239 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,080 Speaker 4: A converse thing that happens to you too, Like, just 240 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 4: like you were saying, being famous, you kind of you 241 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 4: feel like it's not earned. But then I feel like 242 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,199 Speaker 4: you also probably I don't realize that there's a percentage 243 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 4: of guys who don't hit on you and act like 244 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 4: they don't know who you are because you are famous, 245 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 4: and I've seen it happen. I've seen it happen multiple times, 246 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 4: not just with hitting on you, but they sort of 247 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 4: subtly nag you because you're famous. They want to connect 248 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,280 Speaker 4: with you, they want to bond with you, so they're 249 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 4: like they give you shit in a way, and it's 250 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,560 Speaker 4: actually like to you, it's rude, but you don't realize, 251 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,080 Speaker 4: like because they just saw you perform and they are 252 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,400 Speaker 4: kind of wowed by you or whatever, they're like, I 253 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 4: know how to get with this girl. I'm gonna fucking 254 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 4: be really rude to her or you know, like dirty 255 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,959 Speaker 4: or ignore her. 256 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,080 Speaker 1: And I know that I know that that'sing on me, 257 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,839 Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't ever I'm I'm not one to 258 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: get offended by guys saying the wrong thing or like 259 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 1: saying like tripping over themselves. I know that if a 260 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,880 Speaker 1: guy talks to me, he probably wants to Like if 261 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,880 Speaker 1: a bumbling dude is they're kind of like they. 262 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,480 Speaker 4: Probably ever had a girl neg you when you're like, 263 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 4: I know you want to be my friend, but you're 264 00:11:57,559 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 4: just nagging me because Oh. 265 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:03,600 Speaker 1: The other day, this girl we have are spending time 266 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,760 Speaker 1: with a woman, she said, I want to come see 267 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 1: your show. I love filth and I was just like, oh, cool, 268 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,800 Speaker 1: Like it's more than that, and I actually have a 269 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 1: lot to say about the patriarchy if you look at 270 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,200 Speaker 1: the undertones of like but I was just like, okay, 271 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:27,000 Speaker 1: because M favorite most girls that like me, I have 272 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,600 Speaker 1: to say, they're like, there's they but I take this 273 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 1: as a compliment. They're women who are kind of like 274 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:36,240 Speaker 1: a kind of like dirtier or like a little bit 275 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 1: like rough around the edges, or have dark thoughts. They're 276 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 1: a little bit more masculine energy. And we were kind 277 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 1: of exploring this the other day my Instagram following and 278 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 1: also this podcast podcast Demo. The podcast demo. You want 279 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 1: to tell them what it is people listening to the podcast. 280 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,800 Speaker 1: You fit into a demo? 281 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,720 Speaker 3: All right, people bestise listening to the podcast. Right now, 282 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,679 Speaker 3: I want you to pick a number in your head 283 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:01,000 Speaker 3: how many percent of women listen to the podcast versus 284 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 3: how many men listen to podcast based on the way 285 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,959 Speaker 3: it's broken down in the Instagram. Yeah, so to think 286 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:06,920 Speaker 3: of a number in your head. 287 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,400 Speaker 1: So we have twenty four thousand Instagram followers, which is 288 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:13,160 Speaker 1: a good sampling of example, what our listenership is. And 289 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:19,280 Speaker 1: it is almost exactly correlated with my Instagram. 290 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,720 Speaker 3: Following too, which fans of Nikki Glazers. 291 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:20,959 Speaker 4: Yeah. 292 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 1: I thought it would skew a little bit differently, and 293 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,679 Speaker 1: I'll tell you why in a second. But I want 294 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,760 Speaker 1: to ask Noah and Anya what they think. 295 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,560 Speaker 4: I'm want to say, eighteen thousand of the twenty four 296 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 4: our women. 297 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,440 Speaker 3: So what's that percentage? What'd you do with that? 298 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 1: Can you use a percentage? 299 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,280 Speaker 3: What do you do write writing? 300 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to say fifty six percent even that's. 301 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:48,040 Speaker 1: Not Wait, eighteen thousand was way more percentage. 302 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,280 Speaker 2: Than sixty percent. 303 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: You actually, how do you figure this out mathematically? I 304 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 1: think it's you do on their scene right now, times 305 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 1: twenty four? 306 00:13:56,160 --> 00:14:00,000 Speaker 3: Right, I would do eighteen thousand divided by twenty. 307 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: Four okay, okay, or you can just do eighteen that's 308 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,760 Speaker 1: seventy five percent five percent as women. Okay, I would 309 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 1: say I'll say less. 310 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,199 Speaker 4: I'll say less. I'll say sixty two percent are women? 311 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,200 Speaker 3: Sixty two percent women? Oh, it means that it's eighty 312 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:20,280 Speaker 3: six percent men, Jake, JK, you got me. 313 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 5: She almost agreed to it. I'm going to say it's 314 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,880 Speaker 5: the inverse of that. I think it's like maybe sixty 315 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 5: to sixty five percent men. 316 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,000 Speaker 1: Oh, okay, less women than Ryan. 317 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 3: I don't remember. 318 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,440 Speaker 1: Oh no, it's I'll look it up right now. 319 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 3: It's it's whatever it is. It's surprising and not memorable. 320 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 1: Okay, No, no, no, it is memorable, but I believe I 321 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,040 Speaker 1: just want to get it exactly right. Okay, okay. Looking 322 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 1: at professional dashboard, total total fault? Where is it? The 323 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,560 Speaker 1: total fall? How dare you touch my phone? 324 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:51,960 Speaker 3: I'm sorry? 325 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,480 Speaker 1: Isn't it weird when someone else looks at your phone 326 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: and then they touch it, and you're just like, okay, 327 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 1: I could you could just point at it you. 328 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:57,840 Speaker 3: Touched my phone? 329 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 1: Would know I would never care all those spots I want. 330 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 3: You know, I would never care for yours. Some people 331 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 3: who I've touched my phone recently, I think it's moved. 332 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,200 Speaker 3: Oh wow, Okay. 333 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 1: It is fifty four percent men forty five percent women, 334 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 1: which is very different from my own Instagram. I didn't 335 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 1: mean to say that. I'm seventy percent men follow me 336 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,200 Speaker 1: on Instagram, and my boyfriend thinks it's because I'm a 337 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 1: hot girl, and I'm like, but I'm not posting not 338 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,560 Speaker 1: even a one maybe one or two. I have lay 339 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 1: legs out in some photos, but it's not like you 340 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,520 Speaker 1: can't come to any of the picture. I mean, I 341 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 1: challenge you. 342 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 3: Maybe they think your personality is attractive. 343 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 1: I think it's because I have a masculine enter. I 344 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 1: have a masculine sense of humor, and I think that 345 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:41,800 Speaker 1: when I encounter women, and especially besties, they're always like 346 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 1: kind of the girls that are like you talk like me, 347 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,560 Speaker 1: you talk like there's there's like kind of like a 348 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,800 Speaker 1: secret code we have where it's like, I say, weird 349 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: shit too. I think these weird things too. 350 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,400 Speaker 3: I also different like experience. Yes, they've experienced something, and 351 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,280 Speaker 3: sometimes it's traumatic. Sometimes it's just like yeah, I've been 352 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 3: through it. Yeah, that type of person. 353 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,440 Speaker 1: They're non judgmental too in a crazy way where it's 354 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,920 Speaker 1: like I just feel like they accept me and they're 355 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 1: just like I'll be like I like your skirt and 356 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,840 Speaker 1: they're just like I don't need to hear that. But 357 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,320 Speaker 1: like they're like they're they like they're not desperate. Like 358 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: whenever I meet a best nameay was like, you're so 359 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: cute and like like compliment. I found that at meet 360 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 1: and greets when I compliment girls clothing, they're not as 361 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,800 Speaker 1: excited as I would be. And I'm not just doing 362 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,000 Speaker 1: it to like make them like me. 363 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 3: I really am not. 364 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say anything if I didn't actually like something. 365 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 1: But generally they're always just like thanks, Like they just 366 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: like post with the phone and they're like, I'm like, 367 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,000 Speaker 1: your skirt is so cute. 368 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,480 Speaker 2: They're just like yeah, they're not freaking out so much. 369 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd be like, oh my god, do you want it, 370 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,520 Speaker 1: I'll give it to you. Like I'm always like, oh, 371 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,200 Speaker 1: I'll tell you the price I paid for it, and 372 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: you can go to the website and I'll send to you. 373 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,600 Speaker 1: And they're just like, I what, didn't even mean it bitch. 374 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,280 Speaker 4: But I was talking around Kingston having dinner the other 375 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 4: day with a couple of musicians, and I get up 376 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 4: from a tiny little hole in the wall and my 377 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,440 Speaker 4: tiny little town, and this girl comes up to me 378 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 4: and she's like, Anya, I'm a bestie. 379 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,680 Speaker 2: I was like, oh what. 380 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 4: I was so not ready for that in this context. 381 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,719 Speaker 4: I've never I've been recognized once in this town for 382 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,760 Speaker 4: my music, just from my name, but never like from 383 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,919 Speaker 4: the podcast. So it was so cool. And she was tall, 384 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:21,200 Speaker 4: she was lovely, she was having dinner with her mom. 385 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,880 Speaker 4: She was educated. I could just tell. 386 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 2: Don't ask me how. She used some big words. She 387 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:29,600 Speaker 2: was just lovely and she just seemed, I don't know, 388 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,960 Speaker 2: down to earth and cool. 389 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:35,359 Speaker 3: It seems like the besties are not neither are good people. 390 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:39,280 Speaker 3: That's really important because there are some podcasts out there 391 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,919 Speaker 3: that I won't name. I guarantee you the hosts of 392 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,399 Speaker 3: those podcasts do not want to hang out with their 393 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,000 Speaker 3: fans at all. 394 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,439 Speaker 1: Agreed. I couldn't agree with you more. I know some 395 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 1: people that have been around certain people's fan bases, and 396 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,320 Speaker 1: and I know I know certain people hate their fan base. 397 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because they're obnoxious. Yeah, And they're drunk and 398 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 1: they're mean their bullies or whatever and ours. I saw 399 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,200 Speaker 1: a girl the other night shout out, I. 400 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 3: Forget your name. 401 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,240 Speaker 1: You're so sweet, and you brought your friend with you 402 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,480 Speaker 1: and her friend. It was at my show at Supernova 403 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 1: in LA. She's like, I've seen you three times here 404 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 1: and so sweet. I think if I've met her before, 405 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,600 Speaker 1: like in the parking lot there, but we took a 406 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,640 Speaker 1: picture and then her friend, which is always so sweet 407 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,199 Speaker 1: when the person that they bring vouches for, like I 408 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,120 Speaker 1: hear about you all the time. It's such a sweet thing. 409 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 1: And she's like, you're like a household name in our house. 410 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,640 Speaker 1: Is so sweet. And yeah, they're always just they're less 411 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,880 Speaker 1: needed who want to really they are like they're kind 412 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,399 Speaker 1: of like Anya, because I. 413 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,320 Speaker 4: Let you go, you're having I just want to say, hey, but. 414 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,760 Speaker 1: Thank you, Anya. I realized you are the You're like 415 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:49,080 Speaker 1: the more mature, self aware, not desperate, not insecure version 416 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:49,639 Speaker 1: of me. 417 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,920 Speaker 4: Oh that's so nice because I aspire to your I 418 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:59,439 Speaker 4: always tell people like Nikki's easy breeziness around flaking and 419 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,359 Speaker 4: friendship is a huge asset to me. 420 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,360 Speaker 1: But you're like that too. 421 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I like I like. 422 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 4: The freedom to flake, Oh, freedom to I flaked the 423 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 4: other attend or not attend. 424 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 1: I flaked on something, but I didn't flake. Is flaking 425 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,280 Speaker 1: flakes like when it's the day of right, not necessarily 426 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 1: is a week before a week? 427 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,840 Speaker 3: A week's not a flake unless it's a huge deal, Right, 428 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 3: if I wouldn't do a wedding a week in advance. 429 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,280 Speaker 1: No, can you flake on a funeral? 430 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 3: I think whenever it's a funeral, I do. I don't 431 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 3: think you can flake on a funeral because you could 432 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,400 Speaker 3: always say that you were uncomfortable, you were too emotional. 433 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,439 Speaker 3: It didn't you did. The funeral is for you know, 434 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,560 Speaker 3: to support the family. Obviously, if you're like the sun, 435 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 3: it's really weird if you don't go. But it to 436 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,439 Speaker 3: go to a funeral is a difficult thing to do. 437 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,400 Speaker 3: I don't think you can really flake on it. 438 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 1: Well, I flaked on something that was an appointment, the 439 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:54,560 Speaker 1: thing I pay for, an appointment that I pay for, 440 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 1: and I said I can't do it this week because 441 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,360 Speaker 1: I'm working too much. And there was a few back 442 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: of like, oh, this is a bummer, and it's just like, 443 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,639 Speaker 1: please don't say it. I already feel like it's. 444 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 3: A bummer, Well, you're paying them the whole to I. 445 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: Think they felt like, I feel bad taking your money 446 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,439 Speaker 1: because we're I'm charging you for this thing and I 447 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 1: have to charge you and I'm like and they felt guilty, 448 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 1: but I was just like, no, I'm good with that, 449 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,800 Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm. 450 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 2: Choosing not to be bummed out loud. 451 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 1: No, I just don't like, you know, who wants to 452 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,399 Speaker 1: disappoint anyone. But what I really took it as is 453 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,879 Speaker 1: like that person just like wants to hang out with me. 454 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,760 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, those one on one professional relationships become personal. 455 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,840 Speaker 1: Well hip hop Darien. 456 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,679 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Darien, hip hop Hanning, you're. 457 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,959 Speaker 1: Dance teacher for over two years. 458 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 3: The person like my my stylist, my hair stylist. 459 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got hair this the other day. 460 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,479 Speaker 1: Brian was like, and I've been seeing this stylist and 461 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,919 Speaker 1: me and my friend are like, you go to a stylist, 462 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:04,480 Speaker 1: like what have they don't and he's like, yeah, they 463 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,200 Speaker 1: do my hair and we're like, oh, a hair stylist. 464 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 1: And he's been calling a hairstylist a stylist. 465 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,080 Speaker 3: I still do. 466 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: Then we go stylist. 467 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,399 Speaker 3: Because I don't go to a barber a barber is 468 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,040 Speaker 3: a guy who is from Estonia, who can who can 469 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,200 Speaker 3: trim your head with a buzzer, and that's it. He's 470 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,159 Speaker 3: got pictures of other men that into one that have 471 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,760 Speaker 3: been on the wall since the Reagan administration, and he 472 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,480 Speaker 3: can do one haircut. And that's a barber. I go 473 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,960 Speaker 3: to a stylist who has a vision. Generally it's a woman, 474 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,119 Speaker 3: and she's very good at cutting my hair so that 475 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,720 Speaker 3: it looks nice. Even though I usually wear a hat. 476 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 1: I know you do usually wear a hat, and you 477 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,320 Speaker 1: do have great hair, so I would like you to well. 478 00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 3: I wear a hat on the podcast because it's too 479 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,360 Speaker 3: early for me to shower first, so then I need 480 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:51,920 Speaker 3: to wear a hat. 481 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,960 Speaker 1: Have you ever thought of dry shampoo. 482 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 3: I've never thought of it. It's never crossed my mind. 483 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,520 Speaker 3: And I'm still. 484 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,679 Speaker 2: Not good with greasy hair A lot of times. 485 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 3: Yeah not me. I mean one time you commented on 486 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,600 Speaker 3: it because I woke up a bed hair. 487 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:10,679 Speaker 1: No, it was, it's so messy. All you need to 488 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,479 Speaker 1: do is brush it. 489 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,080 Speaker 3: I can't. 490 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to break and unpack that when we 491 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:22,080 Speaker 1: get back. All right, we're back. So one thing I 492 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,760 Speaker 1: wanted to get to is this weekend this past weekend 493 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,720 Speaker 1: when I did nine sets, the same number of Taylor 494 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,720 Speaker 1: Swift concerts I've been to or no, it will be 495 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,919 Speaker 1: nine this weekend. I'm going to Taylor Swift on Saturday 496 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 1: in LA. 497 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,120 Speaker 2: I think you're up to ten, Okay. 498 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 1: No, I might be up to ten by mid next 499 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,880 Speaker 1: week because she is going She's doing Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Wait, Friday, Saturday, 500 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,080 Speaker 1: Sunday taking off Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or something like that. 501 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,800 Speaker 1: I mean she's doing six shows in La. So it's 502 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,800 Speaker 1: going to be wild. 503 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 2: Wow. 504 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 1: But so yeah, I did a bunch of sets last 505 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,920 Speaker 1: week and one of these I was I got off 506 00:22:55,920 --> 00:23:00,120 Speaker 1: stage and Jeff Ross was already backstage. Like at the 507 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,679 Speaker 1: Comedy Store, the main room there's like a it's my 508 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,439 Speaker 1: favorite green room of any comedy club. It's like up 509 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,600 Speaker 1: there with the Comedy Seller upstairs of like comic hangouts, 510 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,760 Speaker 1: and it's just there's just nowhere else to really, Like 511 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,879 Speaker 1: at the Improv there's nowhere the comics hang but this 512 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:18,080 Speaker 1: place is it's always good. And he he was there 513 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 1: and then I don't know how this happened, Like, yeah, 514 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,640 Speaker 1: I guess I got he went up first. He brought 515 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,119 Speaker 1: me up. I get off stage, and then when I 516 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:27,400 Speaker 1: come back off stage in the back room, there are 517 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:31,760 Speaker 1: like two guys with him, and Jeff introduces me and says, 518 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:38,159 Speaker 1: this is Brian. He invented Airbnb. And I go what, 519 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 1: And I was like, you started airbb He goes, yeah, 520 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,199 Speaker 1: me and two other guys. I go, you're do you 521 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,159 Speaker 1: still own it? And he's like yeah. And I'm like 522 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,439 Speaker 1: just thinking of like I can't wait to type his 523 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,560 Speaker 1: name in and right network of course, which by the way, 524 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 1: you don't even need to type in net worth because 525 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,520 Speaker 1: it fills in right away because that's what. 526 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,880 Speaker 3: Everyone wants to know and if. 527 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,080 Speaker 1: You go to his Wikipedia, literally, it's the first thing 528 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,639 Speaker 1: that pops up. Yeah, but very nice guy. And I 529 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,720 Speaker 1: just went into So Jeff was there with his buddy Avery, 530 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,040 Speaker 1: and I know both of them, but I just snapped into, like, 531 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,080 Speaker 1: I'm with a billionaire, Like I'm with a multi billionaire. 532 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,680 Speaker 1: This is someone who is one of the richest people 533 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,119 Speaker 1: in the whole world. I gotta I gotta know things. Sure, 534 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,520 Speaker 1: So I went instead doctor do you really that would 535 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,040 Speaker 1: be your question. 536 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,439 Speaker 3: I would be like, what do you go to a 537 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,119 Speaker 3: special doctor for rich people that has special medicine that 538 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,760 Speaker 3: we don't get. 539 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,680 Speaker 1: Okay, I got to ask him that because I think 540 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:30,440 Speaker 1: we're friends. Now. 541 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,160 Speaker 3: Oh my god, he was. 542 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,320 Speaker 1: So normal, so nice as nice, as nice, as normal 543 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,280 Speaker 1: as you could ever imagine. I mean, you'd never think 544 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,080 Speaker 1: this person's a billionaire. I don't know how you're supposed 545 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,600 Speaker 1: to dress. I fear a billionaire, but I just imagine 546 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,280 Speaker 1: a lot like me. 547 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 548 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 1: Probably actually we have a fanny pat and he probably 549 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,000 Speaker 1: had a stylist though. Yeah, he did not have a 550 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:49,560 Speaker 1: panion act. 551 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,080 Speaker 3: Was his hair really good? 552 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,920 Speaker 1: His hair is good? Yeah, he was. He was a 553 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,240 Speaker 1: good looking dude and like, uh, dressed sharply, had a 554 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,200 Speaker 1: white like white jacket on. I liked wearing white is bold, 555 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,560 Speaker 1: and I think he kind of had white pants on. 556 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,119 Speaker 1: So it was almost like a whole white look. But 557 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,600 Speaker 1: it wasn't like trying too hard at all. It really 558 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,520 Speaker 1: that sounds like it was and you're rolling your eyes, 559 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,280 Speaker 1: But it wasn't bad. He looked cute and so what'd 560 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 1: you ask him? So at first I said, I'm like, 561 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,840 Speaker 1: my whole brain is shuffling, like I got to figure 562 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: out what this guy and he's hanging out though, so 563 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,679 Speaker 1: I'm like okay, I got some time. Yeah, And I 564 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 1: first went to I needed to ease in for play 565 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 1: cause I'm going to get to the dirty stuff, but 566 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,879 Speaker 1: I need to know. I just was like, so, I go, 567 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,639 Speaker 1: you you started Airbnb? What year? Two thousand and seven? Okay, well, okay, 568 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,159 Speaker 1: And then I'm like, can you give me this, like 569 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,560 Speaker 1: just the short story of how it began? I know 570 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,879 Speaker 1: I could google this, and I'm sorry, I asked, and 571 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,399 Speaker 1: I'm sure if you've told this a million times and 572 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: he's like, no, that's fine, and I go, wait, you 573 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: know what? Tell me the name was the name Airbnb? 574 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,840 Speaker 1: Like is that? Where did that come from? And it's 575 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,560 Speaker 1: kind of an interesting story. The first Airbnb was These 576 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,919 Speaker 1: guys were like out of college. He's a year I 577 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,720 Speaker 1: think younger or older than me, So they were like 578 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,440 Speaker 1: fresh out of college. He was an engineer. He was 579 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:03,199 Speaker 1: designing toys and like sports equipment or something. You know, 580 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:08,600 Speaker 1: he was just designing things products, and he and his 581 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,560 Speaker 1: buddies noticed there was a convention in San Francisco in town. 582 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,679 Speaker 1: It was like, I think it was like a democratic convention. 583 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,639 Speaker 1: That might have been later on the story, so forgive 584 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,760 Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong, but there was some kind of 585 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,639 Speaker 1: convention in town, and they noticed like all the hotels 586 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,160 Speaker 1: were booked up because they were trying to maybe get 587 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,399 Speaker 1: their friends a hotel. And they were like, well, we 588 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,919 Speaker 1: have space here. Wouldn't it be funny if we just 589 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 1: made a website and put up our apartment and we'll 590 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,920 Speaker 1: get some air mattresses and it'll be an air mattress 591 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,960 Speaker 1: B and B bed and breakfast. So they just put 592 00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 1: one room up on it and it sold and there 593 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,560 Speaker 1: were three people that stayed. There was the first three 594 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 1: customers for Airbnb. And he told me there was like 595 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,360 Speaker 1: an interesting story about like who they were, and they're 596 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,080 Speaker 1: just like there's three people out there that are like 597 00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,520 Speaker 1: the first Airbnb people. But another thing. So that's how 598 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,440 Speaker 1: it started. And then he went back home for Thanksgiving 599 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,239 Speaker 1: to his family and was like kind of telling them 600 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,840 Speaker 1: about this thing that he did, and everyone was making 601 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 1: fun of him. It's such a dumbyd And then I 602 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 1: think then that's when the Democratic National Convention came through 603 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,480 Speaker 1: and they were like, let's try it again. I think 604 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,040 Speaker 1: that before it was a tech convention thing and that 605 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: and the Democrats loved it. People are like they're like 606 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,960 Speaker 1: they may maybe put up like three more places like 607 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: their friends did it. Sure, and the Democrats didn't love it, 608 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 1: but they they had something going. And then the Republican 609 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 1: National Convention came through and they didn't like it. Oh 610 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,720 Speaker 1: had no room. So it just kind of shows you. 611 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 3: That, Wow, it's a cross factor. 612 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you remember back when Airbnb came out, 613 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,240 Speaker 1: it was insane. 614 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. 615 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,600 Speaker 1: And I have a SuperHost right on my podcast. 616 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,800 Speaker 2: A former SuperHost. I airbnbd for years. 617 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 4: That's how I paid my rent when NICKI moved out, 618 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,080 Speaker 4: and it was hard and I did not I was 619 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:48,680 Speaker 4: not like providing the best shampoos. 620 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,280 Speaker 2: I had problems with my shower, I'm sure. But in 621 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,080 Speaker 2: New York City, I was almost always booked. 622 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was, but it was wild. When we 623 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,240 Speaker 1: first heard out about it was kind of the around 624 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,320 Speaker 1: the same time Uber happened, and we were all like, 625 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,919 Speaker 1: why would you ever get in someone a stranger's car? 626 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,200 Speaker 1: We all used to be scared of strangers. 627 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,160 Speaker 3: I remember my first Uber? Do I remember my first Uber? 628 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,280 Speaker 3: Because I was so baffled by the fact that this 629 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,040 Speaker 3: existed because I was in New York City and it's like, well, 630 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 3: there's taxis, why would we take an uber. I was 631 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:24,040 Speaker 3: at the that like on the West's side yard where 632 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,239 Speaker 3: like the tennis courts are and like the pool and 633 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,000 Speaker 3: all that sports shit, and and my friend was like, 634 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 3: was taken uber? And it wound up being so easy. 635 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,359 Speaker 3: I was like, they come, just pick you up. You 636 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 3: have to fight. You have to fight anybody for it. 637 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,920 Speaker 1: I mean sometimes you do. Yeah, you have to fight 638 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,479 Speaker 1: when you get in. 639 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,000 Speaker 3: It was really good and the rest is history. Then 640 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 3: after that day they said that we're going to make 641 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 3: this a bigger thing. 642 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,240 Speaker 1: You were the one. 643 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was the one. 644 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 1: If we can get that guy to believe in this, 645 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 1: we can get anyone. That's how Like. I do remember 646 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,800 Speaker 1: hearing about Airbnb and just being like, gross, I don't 647 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,360 Speaker 1: want to stay at someone's house. I mean, it reminds 648 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,560 Speaker 1: you of the Jim Gaffigan joke about hotels and he 649 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,240 Speaker 1: breaks down. Like if you if someone was if you're 650 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,640 Speaker 1: trying to get a new mattress like you are, and 651 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,719 Speaker 1: someone was like, do you want this stranger's old mattress 652 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: to sleep on, You'd go like, no, disgusting, I would never. 653 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,800 Speaker 1: What about a pillows? We'll put on some new sheets, 654 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,280 Speaker 1: but just the pillows we'll wash the sheets. You'd go disgusting, 655 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 1: but we do that every time we go to a hotel, 656 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 1: and we pay for the luxury of it. A bathroobe 657 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,080 Speaker 1: that someone's worn before. You go, look at this bathroom. 658 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 1: Someone so excited, someone's chirked off in that before. But 659 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,080 Speaker 1: we were just in this illusion. But and you are 660 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,600 Speaker 1: your worst self in a hotel room. Oh, there is 661 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,000 Speaker 1: no nothing holding back in a hotel room. I know 662 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 1: I'm living in one right now, and it's I have 663 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,360 Speaker 1: to check myself. It's like it's gross. And yeah, there's 664 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,600 Speaker 1: just just towels, a napkins is the classic one, and 665 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: just always missing the toilet when I throw the toilet 666 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,000 Speaker 1: paper behind me. Sure eighty percent of the time, I 667 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 1: own I do that anyway in my life. 668 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 3: That was another segment I'm Not Safe, where we went 669 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,760 Speaker 3: to a hotel room and did the black plan and 670 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 3: tried to check what was the dirtiest part of the 671 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,360 Speaker 3: hotel room pillows? Right, I think the dirtiest part was 672 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:16,560 Speaker 3: the remote for the television, because you interviewed a cleaning 673 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,040 Speaker 3: lady at a hotel and she said, we have never 674 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 3: once even put a napkin on the remote on a 675 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,640 Speaker 3: hotel television. 676 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's when I came. Someone told me about 677 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 1: the You take the bag from the ice bucket, yes, 678 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,560 Speaker 1: and you put it around the remote control and you 679 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,280 Speaker 1: tie it not and then it can it can still 680 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,800 Speaker 1: work throughout the bag, and then if you lose it 681 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 1: in bed, you can hear the crinkling too, so you double. 682 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,520 Speaker 4: But I think how they recently learned the horror of 683 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:48,120 Speaker 4: I read on Reddit or something people use hotel kettles 684 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,280 Speaker 4: to clean and sterilize their underwear. 685 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,040 Speaker 1: Told me this, and I couldn't believe it until I 686 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:58,560 Speaker 1: googled it and disgusting and I am at all I've 687 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,320 Speaker 1: never even heard of this, but it is a saying 688 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:05,080 Speaker 1: that people walk the sterilize their underwear by boiling it 689 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,240 Speaker 1: in the tea kettle. 690 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,040 Speaker 3: Why don't they just take it home and wash it 691 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,240 Speaker 3: in a washing machine? Who is underwear? 692 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,520 Speaker 1: I don't get it. 693 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,320 Speaker 4: I've been drinking tea out of your disgusting underwear broth. 694 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,320 Speaker 1: Do you know how much we eat feces every day? 695 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 1: That's why when Kirsten dropped cookies on the floor the 696 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,080 Speaker 1: other day, I go, yeah, of course, and some of 697 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 1: us it's a seasoning. But Kirsten dropped cookies on the 698 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,960 Speaker 1: floor the other day and she sent us a picture 699 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,000 Speaker 1: of them all like splattered on the floor, and I 700 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,920 Speaker 1: was like, just pick them up and wipe them off 701 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,640 Speaker 1: because they unless you can see it, it's not going 702 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,240 Speaker 1: to kill you. And then I loved it because I 703 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,280 Speaker 1: saw but she said they were wet, so I was like, Okay, 704 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: that makes sense. 705 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,520 Speaker 3: If they're wet, they pick on them and then they're 706 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,520 Speaker 3: just not enjoyable if there's like hair and pieces of 707 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,680 Speaker 3: wet if you. 708 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,640 Speaker 1: Can see it. But if you can't see anything and 709 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,760 Speaker 1: you examine it closely, eat the cookie, it's you. I mean, 710 00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:00,320 Speaker 1: we're starting inhaling skin, dust and cells and stuff. He's 711 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,800 Speaker 1: dust all the time. 712 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,200 Speaker 3: Time. 713 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,640 Speaker 2: Doesn't kiss girls. 714 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 4: It doesn't French kiss because he's disgusted by it. 715 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:11,680 Speaker 1: He's right, you know what, at least he follows he 716 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,840 Speaker 1: follows logic. If he's not eating something off the ground, 717 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,240 Speaker 1: you shouldn't be making out with a girl. That was 718 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,560 Speaker 1: always my argument when people would be like, God, I 719 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 1: got sick, I have the flu, I got a cold. 720 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,120 Speaker 1: There's like there's a baby on the plane that was sneezing, 721 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,560 Speaker 1: and I'm like, or was it you ate ass this weekend, 722 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,920 Speaker 1: Like why do you? Why are you so grossed out 723 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,160 Speaker 1: by sharing a drink or like a spoon or something, 724 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,800 Speaker 1: but like you can't have off the floor. But Joe 725 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,200 Speaker 1: Lis had joke in his act that I loved as 726 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,240 Speaker 1: someone who eats off the floor constantly, and he was like, 727 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,120 Speaker 1: has anyone ever died from eating something off the floor? 728 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a toddler pick up a cookie 729 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,120 Speaker 1: and they just start bleeding from their eyes off the floor. 730 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,480 Speaker 1: It doesn't happen. And I know you could argue like, no, 731 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,680 Speaker 1: you get sick later. No you don't. You're getting sick 732 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,960 Speaker 1: because you're like using too much hand soap and you're 733 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: I've stopped washing my hands. I barely hands too. Why 734 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm so. 735 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,320 Speaker 3: Disgusting guys, Why wait, you should wash your hands? 736 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,880 Speaker 1: If I have not pooped on my hand, My hand 737 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,560 Speaker 1: does not feel wet from a poop, from wiping or 738 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,320 Speaker 1: like from. 739 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 3: From from p okay, I don't, okay, care okay. 740 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,520 Speaker 1: Because I know that I touched the handle and I 741 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,160 Speaker 1: and I always hit the flush with my foot if 742 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,000 Speaker 1: I'm enough public place, I'm sorry to people who are 743 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,480 Speaker 1: touching that and it's touching the butt of my foot. 744 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,560 Speaker 1: Wash your hands, then I'm not going to I don't 745 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,240 Speaker 1: care what you do. 746 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 2: But if you were cooking for me, I would want 747 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 2: you to wash your hands. 748 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course, But but what on you? In 749 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,400 Speaker 1: what universe? 750 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,480 Speaker 2: I never would if you were like and. 751 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,320 Speaker 1: Hand it out to you and say you want some, 752 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,680 Speaker 1: say why did you get some of your own? I'm 753 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:48,600 Speaker 1: planning on eating this whole. 754 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,520 Speaker 3: If you just took a piss and then you didn't 755 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,800 Speaker 3: wash your hands, then would you and then someone said hello, 756 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,920 Speaker 3: and then would you shake their hand? Or did you 757 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,440 Speaker 3: feel bad? 758 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,200 Speaker 1: Yes? Because guess what, this is my logic and maybe 759 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,719 Speaker 1: I'm wrong, and bestie's are gonna revolve and now now 760 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,840 Speaker 1: they're going to be judgmental, but I don't think they will. 761 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,719 Speaker 1: If you are walking around, if this door handle right 762 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,759 Speaker 1: here has more germs on it than the than or 763 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,640 Speaker 1: at least as many as something near my toilet, because 764 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,480 Speaker 1: that's the door's handle is not getting cleaned, that's getting sanitized. 765 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,719 Speaker 1: Every time a maid comes in my toilet, at least 766 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:21,120 Speaker 1: is probably a. 767 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,920 Speaker 3: Couple of times particles. 768 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,440 Speaker 1: So no one would be offended if I touched the 769 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,200 Speaker 1: door handle and then shake shook your hand, So why 770 00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,279 Speaker 1: do you care I didn't. If I have debris on 771 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,600 Speaker 1: my hand, I'm gonna sec I don't want to like shit. 772 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,520 Speaker 1: Germs make your immune system stronger. We need germs. I 773 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,600 Speaker 1: have to say. I don't get sick. And so if 774 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,480 Speaker 1: this didn't work, if this made you sick, and maybe 775 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,560 Speaker 1: that's a I should knock on wait, where's wood? Knock 776 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:47,839 Speaker 1: on wood, knock on wood. But it makes you mentally sick. 777 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,759 Speaker 1: I think maybe there's a bacteria that eats my brain 778 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,400 Speaker 1: and makes me want to jump off a bridge. But 779 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,120 Speaker 1: I also think that, yeah, just I think it's hypocritical. 780 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,680 Speaker 1: At least your friend is in line with his world, 781 00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,000 Speaker 1: Like I'm not going to make out with girls because 782 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,319 Speaker 1: I wouldn't do all these other things when people are 783 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,400 Speaker 1: hypocritical and don't. When Chris grimaces when I like a 784 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,920 Speaker 1: piece of salad, will like drop on the the table 785 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,400 Speaker 1: and I'll just pick it up and put it back on, 786 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,799 Speaker 1: I'm like, I want every morsel and I'm I'm like 787 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,480 Speaker 1: a food weirdo. So I just want to eat everything 788 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,239 Speaker 1: that I looked at. What I was gonna eat. It's 789 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,239 Speaker 1: already in my body as far as i'm concerned, so 790 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,759 Speaker 1: it better all end up in my body. No matter what, 791 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,080 Speaker 1: I'm going to wash my hands after this podcast, you should. 792 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,319 Speaker 1: I do it in front of you, performatively. Most of 793 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,719 Speaker 1: the time I did wash my hands just now you did, yeah, 794 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,080 Speaker 1: before we begin, because I knew I was going to 795 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,040 Speaker 1: touch the equipment. I'm aware of that, sure, well. 796 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,360 Speaker 3: No, I mean, whenever I'm holding a microphone or something, 797 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,879 Speaker 3: my hands just feel like they could use a nice wash. 798 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,920 Speaker 1: Now that's smart. If I touch a dog, I'm gonna wash. 799 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:43,239 Speaker 3: I don't. 800 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,640 Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I don't want to touch your dog. 801 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,080 Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, I'll touch your dog on you 802 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,840 Speaker 1: because I've never met it before and it looks so 803 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,520 Speaker 1: fuzzy and cute. But most dogs make me feel soiled 804 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,080 Speaker 1: when I'm touching that much. 805 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,640 Speaker 4: To wash my hands after my dog, I was conditioned 806 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 4: to do that growing up. I was like, never eat 807 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,360 Speaker 4: after touching a dog, and so I still I always 808 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,120 Speaker 4: have to wash my hands because they have an. 809 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,640 Speaker 2: Oil on them. 810 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,240 Speaker 3: Don't you give your dog kisses? 811 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,960 Speaker 4: I make out with her, I kiss her cheek, I 812 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,160 Speaker 4: kiss her nose, and her nose. 813 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,880 Speaker 1: Doesn't have anything on it. It's totally clean. 814 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,640 Speaker 4: But I wipe her butthole every day after oil poop. 815 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I clean my dog's asshole. 816 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,000 Speaker 3: Why you don't have no wonder she likes you. 817 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,560 Speaker 4: Because she sleeps on our bed, because she rubs it 818 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,800 Speaker 4: all over the fucking place. 819 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,959 Speaker 2: Does it give you don't wipe your dog's ass. 820 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,359 Speaker 3: If you don't wipe that dog's ass, does it get 821 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,560 Speaker 3: get everywhere? 822 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,799 Speaker 4: Sometimes they have a messy poop and well, Marry and 823 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,680 Speaker 4: Will does your butt and you got to get it 824 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,560 Speaker 4: out and like wash it. 825 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,400 Speaker 1: But that's like if it's a runny one. 826 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 3: If it's a messy dog runny shit, you got to 827 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,719 Speaker 3: change the diet and then they don't have a mess. 828 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,440 Speaker 3: You want a solid every day. 829 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 2: Do you think every dog has a peepe? 830 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,960 Speaker 3: I don't know anybody else. I've never met anyone else 831 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,640 Speaker 3: who wipes their dogs ass. Really, I'm not trying to 832 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,960 Speaker 3: make you feel bad, but I think. 833 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,560 Speaker 2: That anyone listening give it a shoesh Why not? 834 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,160 Speaker 1: No, it makes sense because your dog's ass is literally 835 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,239 Speaker 1: on your pillow right now in the background. So I 836 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,960 Speaker 1: don't think it's a bad idea to wipe your dogs ass. 837 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,000 Speaker 1: If you go to see on if. 838 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,920 Speaker 3: You're fine, if you're fine with it. 839 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,520 Speaker 1: It's literally his asshole on your pillow. 840 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 3: I love it. If it doesn't bother you, your dog's 841 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,080 Speaker 3: ass and it's just fine, then it doesn't matter. But 842 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,480 Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I don't think I've ever met anyone. 843 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,480 Speaker 5: He knows that if she farts, the poop particles are 844 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,439 Speaker 5: still getting on the pillow. 845 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,480 Speaker 1: I'm sorry on you. 846 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no avoiding the poop particles. 847 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,720 Speaker 2: Now, now you're just you're splitting hairs. 848 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,560 Speaker 1: No buttole hair, Yeah, exactly, the whole hairs are parting 849 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,120 Speaker 1: when the poop. 850 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,600 Speaker 2: I also wipe after every walk. 851 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,160 Speaker 4: I have a cold cloth and I just wipe her 852 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:52,720 Speaker 4: nose and face because there's an aunt because she sniffs 853 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,239 Speaker 4: ship and I'm like. 854 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,680 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be kissing that face. 855 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,319 Speaker 1: That's what everyone should do. 856 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, But I speaking of germs, I have been going 857 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,560 Speaker 3: to mattress stores and laying down a mattresses in the stories, 858 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,080 Speaker 3: and my god, some of these mattresses. I went to 859 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,879 Speaker 3: a Macy's, a basement Macy's, and those mattresses I think 860 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,720 Speaker 3: have never been touched by any sort of cleaning implement 861 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,880 Speaker 3: for at least six years. 862 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,440 Speaker 1: I would think the basement of a Macy's. A mattress 863 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,880 Speaker 1: department of a Macy's would look as if it was 864 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,120 Speaker 1: a place to hide out during the Last of Us. 865 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, that's what it is now like it 866 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,240 Speaker 1: would just be an abandoned I gotta say. 867 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,840 Speaker 3: I went to the mall in Tarzana, which is a 868 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,640 Speaker 3: place that I've never really been, and the mall was 869 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,279 Speaker 3: fucking hopping. I thought malls were dead. 870 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,279 Speaker 1: I think malls are backed. 871 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,879 Speaker 4: I went to one today and I thought it would 872 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,800 Speaker 4: be dead too, and it was. There was a food 873 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,600 Speaker 4: court there was like, what were you like Vegas Starbucks. 874 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,480 Speaker 4: I was on a road trip back from Canada. 875 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,840 Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, you picked one at a mall and 876 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,239 Speaker 1: you didn't know it until you pulled up. 877 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,719 Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, God, damn it. 878 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,759 Speaker 4: I think you and I have been at that mall 879 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:09,400 Speaker 4: because we've been so many than anyone. 880 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,520 Speaker 2: The dice and hair dryer, I think it was. 881 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,239 Speaker 4: Remember I took a thing I would do, Oh god, is. 882 00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,439 Speaker 1: Under a Dison hair dryer and not remember as even 883 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,080 Speaker 1: a thing of it. Not even that's something that you 884 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,200 Speaker 1: should obviously imprinted in your memory. I guess I did 885 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,480 Speaker 1: wash my pussy that day. 886 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 3: There you go. 887 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,520 Speaker 1: That's so funny. Yeah, so it's very jermy. 888 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,719 Speaker 3: Oh, the Macy's basement in Tartan, the mall in Tarzana. 889 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,960 Speaker 3: There was people's hair all over the mattress and like, 890 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,440 Speaker 3: I wear my hat when I'm laying down those pillows. 891 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,000 Speaker 3: But there's dandriff on the pillows, there's hair on the mattresses, 892 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,200 Speaker 3: there's stains on the mattresses. 893 00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,440 Speaker 2: Are there sheets on the mattress or it's just no naked. 894 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,640 Speaker 3: Straight mattress and like you're supposed to, you know, lay 895 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,360 Speaker 3: in that for like fifteen minutes and it's like it's 896 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,200 Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. 897 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,759 Speaker 1: Is a little long week. Kanya wasn't there for yesterday's 898 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,640 Speaker 1: podcast and she hasn't been able to listen to it yet. 899 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,719 Speaker 1: I just want to hear now that the besties, the 900 00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:08,719 Speaker 1: besties are all in on something that you're not in 901 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,160 Speaker 1: on and this will be fun. Okay, how many hours 902 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,839 Speaker 1: do you think Brian Frangie spent at a mattress store 903 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,880 Speaker 1: one day before he purchased the mattress. And this is 904 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,360 Speaker 1: not to say he didn't spend hours prior to this trip, 905 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,920 Speaker 1: but in one day, the day he purchased his mattress 906 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,799 Speaker 1: that he now hates and he's trying to replace. How 907 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,520 Speaker 1: many hours did he spend at the store that day? 908 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,799 Speaker 2: I want to say, did I hear this? 909 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:33,239 Speaker 5: Was it? 910 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:33,680 Speaker 1: Six? 911 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,120 Speaker 3: Yeah? 912 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,560 Speaker 1: I kind of didn't you think that was a joke number? 913 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,160 Speaker 2: Yes, for sure? Wait six consecutive hours? 914 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,080 Speaker 3: Yes, Anya a lunch. 915 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,920 Speaker 1: Oh, he went and got a smoothie because he was 916 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,479 Speaker 1: forced to because the guy was like, I'm starving, man, 917 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:52,359 Speaker 1: I got to eat. Yeah, the salesman, were you working. 918 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,359 Speaker 2: At the like, were you on your phone? Were you 919 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,640 Speaker 2: or are you just lying there? 920 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,319 Speaker 3: Star are you talking to I would lay in the 921 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,000 Speaker 3: mattress for fifteen minutes, and then I would be like, okay, 922 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,120 Speaker 3: I think I didn't know how this feels, and I 923 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,760 Speaker 3: would get up and I would lay in another mattress 924 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,200 Speaker 3: for fifteen minutes, and occasionally the man would come over 925 00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:07,520 Speaker 3: and say, you, how does that mattress? Sorry? 926 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:08,840 Speaker 1: Ever a time you got on a mattress and go 927 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,560 Speaker 1: I don't need to do the whole fifteen minutes, because 928 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,480 Speaker 1: it's clearly not it. 929 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,080 Speaker 3: Sometimes I said I need I need longer, real like 930 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,880 Speaker 3: speed data. I need twenty five minutes on this one. Really, 931 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,719 Speaker 3: I just I was so baffled and confused. I had 932 00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,040 Speaker 3: no idea what was going on. 933 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,200 Speaker 1: This did not yield good results for him. I was 934 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,520 Speaker 1: terrible results because he was famished, he was confused, he 935 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,440 Speaker 1: was missing his family, he was hungry, he was homesick. 936 00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,319 Speaker 3: He was I felt like a refugee. 937 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,560 Speaker 1: He really was. And he picked the worst man. I 938 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,879 Speaker 1: picked the worst mattress being discontinued. 939 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,840 Speaker 3: Probably, I don't know, but I do want to publicly 940 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,680 Speaker 3: complain about temperpedick for a second. 941 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:47,360 Speaker 1: Let's get some besties writing to you about the mattress 942 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,400 Speaker 1: you have. Okay, here's what What do you want in 943 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,560 Speaker 1: a mattress? And if the best he can fit these requirements, 944 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,120 Speaker 1: write to you. 945 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,920 Speaker 3: I like a mattress. I'm looking I want to sleep 946 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,920 Speaker 3: on my back, and I'm looking for a foam mattress, 947 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,920 Speaker 3: a memory foam mattress that I sink into and I 948 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,840 Speaker 3: stay in that position and then wake up like a 949 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,359 Speaker 3: vampire that has not moved an inch the entire night. 950 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,960 Speaker 1: Because he's learned from his doctors that for his health 951 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,920 Speaker 1: he should sleep on his back. And we don't need 952 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,760 Speaker 1: to get into why because it's a whole other podcast, 953 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,319 Speaker 1: but he needs to be sleeping on his back and 954 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,760 Speaker 1: he wants to sink into it and mold it around 955 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,240 Speaker 1: his body. 956 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,080 Speaker 3: And I slept in an airbnb in Utah and there 957 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,640 Speaker 3: was a foam mattress and I slept in it and 958 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,839 Speaker 3: I had a great night's a good night's sleep. And 959 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,719 Speaker 3: then we messaged the airbnb owner and there was a 960 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,799 Speaker 3: memory folm mattress and they said that mattress is a 961 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,120 Speaker 3: five hundred dollars mattress we got from Wayfair. So I 962 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,719 Speaker 3: remember this. Yeah, so I know that a memory film 963 00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,759 Speaker 3: mattress is good for me, But I just the one 964 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,840 Speaker 3: that I got is hard as a rubber brick and 965 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,279 Speaker 3: it makes my back feel like hell help him? 966 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,680 Speaker 2: What happened? So waiting for Noah's for months. 967 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,760 Speaker 1: It got ninety days to return. 968 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,280 Speaker 3: I would like to every stocking. 969 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,520 Speaker 5: I don't know who this bestI is, but we did 970 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,799 Speaker 5: have a comment on our YouTube page from the last 971 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,080 Speaker 5: episode that you not the second the first episode where 972 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,320 Speaker 5: you talked about this issue. 973 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:10,520 Speaker 1: Oh no, this has been going on that the person 974 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,000 Speaker 1: run episode three of Mattress Gime Mattress Gate. 975 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 5: So the bestie said that it does take I think 976 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,839 Speaker 5: three months for your spine to also adjust to a 977 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,920 Speaker 5: new mattress, so your body also has to adjust to 978 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,680 Speaker 5: It's not just the mattress exact. 979 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,480 Speaker 3: But this is beyond, This is beyond that. This is 980 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:29,960 Speaker 3: horrific sleep. 981 00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,319 Speaker 1: Have the luxe breeze from temper Pedic and can you 982 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,400 Speaker 1: confirm that that sucks? Medium hybrid Lucky medium hybrid lux breeze. 983 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,440 Speaker 1: If you've got six thousand dollars mattress recently after spending 984 00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,680 Speaker 1: a fourth of a day. 985 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,040 Speaker 4: Wait a second, what about the obvious thing? Why don't 986 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,719 Speaker 4: you return it and then contact the Airbnb and off 987 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,800 Speaker 4: of them double for that exact mattress. 988 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,920 Speaker 3: And I can buy that mattress. I can buy that 989 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,560 Speaker 3: mattress off Wayfair. But it's a shitty mattress. It won't 990 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,080 Speaker 3: last that. I'll get it in a last like seven months. 991 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,680 Speaker 2: That's the reason they are seven months. 992 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Why would it last seven months? 993 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,920 Speaker 3: Because I read the reviews of the mattress and people 994 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,400 Speaker 3: talked about it like this mattress is fucking terrible. It 995 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,719 Speaker 3: was nice out of the box, but you he. 996 00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,640 Speaker 1: Went to Purple today. I went to like a they 997 00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,640 Speaker 1: use like a it's almost like rubbery. 998 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a it's like a rubber egg crate 999 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,759 Speaker 3: type thing, and I gotta say pretty comfortable. 1000 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,000 Speaker 1: I like those when I felt the material because I 1001 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,759 Speaker 1: used to do ad reads for them back in the day. 1002 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,040 Speaker 1: They sent me like a little sample and I used 1003 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,680 Speaker 1: to just play with that thing constantly and like press 1004 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,800 Speaker 1: on it and feel like, oh, how your pressure disperses, 1005 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,480 Speaker 1: And so I'm very into it press. I think we 1006 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,759 Speaker 1: should get a sponsorship because I think if they gave 1007 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,759 Speaker 1: me a king sized mattress, I would talk about it 1008 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,279 Speaker 1: non stop because I'm looking for a new mattress. Purple 1009 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,200 Speaker 1: off your living Yeah, and I really need a king 1010 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,759 Speaker 1: I mean I'm kind of using you as someone to 1011 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,960 Speaker 1: go out and try these mattresses. 1012 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm ready to go to more mattress stores. 1013 00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,160 Speaker 1: Kin of speaking of time being wasted, can I just say. 1014 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,640 Speaker 3: That we're sorry for this. 1015 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,000 Speaker 1: Yes, first of all, apologies, We'll move on. But this 1016 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,520 Speaker 1: is it's it's interesting. I mean, this is a this 1017 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,440 Speaker 1: is a big purchase in your life. We'd spend half 1018 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:15,040 Speaker 1: a love of life sleeping. Another thing someone spends half 1019 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,840 Speaker 1: of their life doing. If you happen to be a 1020 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,399 Speaker 1: fan of the show is watching suits. If anyone out there, 1021 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,719 Speaker 1: suits is the number one show on Netflix. It's been 1022 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,400 Speaker 1: It's there's was like three point nine billion minutes watched 1023 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,719 Speaker 1: over the weekend or something. It's something like a USA show. Yes, 1024 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,239 Speaker 1: but now Netflix bought it. And if you've been on 1025 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:37,000 Speaker 1: Netflix in the past month, they are pushing suits so hard. 1026 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:42,640 Speaker 1: It's always in your top like suggested things. But so Chris, 1027 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,040 Speaker 1: my boyfriend ages ago, when we were not dating. It 1028 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,520 Speaker 1: was in between our dating, and he had a he 1029 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,520 Speaker 1: was an Abu Abu Dhabi for an Abu Jabi. And 1030 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,160 Speaker 1: this is the favorite best joke I've ever written. Possibly 1031 00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:03,080 Speaker 1: hell Sinki Heaven. Oh yeah, hell Sink were like Heaven floating. Okay, 1032 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,680 Speaker 1: So I did not say that on stage, but I 1033 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,880 Speaker 1: said it to any and Chris backstage and they were like, 1034 00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:09,880 Speaker 1: say it tonight, and I was like I can't think 1035 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,799 Speaker 1: I can. I don't think I ever want to repeat that. 1036 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,160 Speaker 1: But because I just was like more like Keaven floating, 1037 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,880 Speaker 1: and they just slowly turned their heads to me like 1038 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,720 Speaker 1: did you just think of that? It was the same 1039 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:24,279 Speaker 1: moment like when I we made so jelgged. I was 1040 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,080 Speaker 1: because I was just like kind of mumbling to myself 1041 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,279 Speaker 1: in the corner. I was like hell sinking more like 1042 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:34,560 Speaker 1: Kevin floating, and but I remember you both like did 1043 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,800 Speaker 1: you just think of that? Which is the same response 1044 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,440 Speaker 1: that I got when I was in Kapa Kapa Gamma 1045 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,480 Speaker 1: and I was on a double decker bus on pledge day, 1046 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,200 Speaker 1: on like bid day when you find out you're in 1047 00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,160 Speaker 1: Kapa Kapa Gama, and we loaded onto a double decker 1048 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,080 Speaker 1: bus and I had no friends. I was anorexic. No 1049 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,560 Speaker 1: one wanted to talk to me. Everyone hated me. I 1050 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,360 Speaker 1: was walking skeleton. Everyone was begrudgingly like even having me 1051 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:57,879 Speaker 1: in their presence, and what's coming make friends? No, it's 1052 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,960 Speaker 1: not funny funny, And I was like, I go, guys, 1053 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,719 Speaker 1: I hope we don't. I hope we don't go under 1054 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:08,319 Speaker 1: under any low bridges because then we'll get decappaated. It 1055 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,000 Speaker 1: was just like not the worst, It's just like a 1056 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,680 Speaker 1: cute little thing. I wasn't like, hey, everyone listen to 1057 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,520 Speaker 1: brilliant I am. I think I just said it like 1058 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,440 Speaker 1: to someone I don't even know. And I remember this 1059 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,440 Speaker 1: girl was just like did you just think of that? 1060 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,400 Speaker 1: And I was like, I think I don't even I 1061 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,040 Speaker 1: wasn't like waiting good, but but it's it's heaven. 1062 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,239 Speaker 3: Floating she was asking you that because she never thinks 1063 00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:28,400 Speaker 3: of anything exactly. 1064 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,480 Speaker 2: Is there a weird joke about wall? 1065 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,000 Speaker 1: Oh no, that was Henry Phillips thing. There's a there's 1066 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,520 Speaker 1: a really fun game to play at all. No, you 1067 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,600 Speaker 1: didn't understand it. That's why I was wrong. Okay, So 1068 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,560 Speaker 1: I uh so that the game is and I'll talk 1069 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,239 Speaker 1: like Henry Phillips to deliver the line. My friend and 1070 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,480 Speaker 1: I we were at a house party and the cops 1071 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,759 Speaker 1: broke it up, and so we had we had to 1072 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,399 Speaker 1: climb over this. Oh no, this is how you do it, 1073 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,759 Speaker 1: my friends. You create it. Let me just tell this 1074 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,400 Speaker 1: rasis you tell a story and in the story, you 1075 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,280 Speaker 1: act like you can't remember the name of the city. 1076 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,479 Speaker 1: You present the name of the city in an uptose way, 1077 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,680 Speaker 1: but it sounds like you can't remember the name of 1078 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,640 Speaker 1: the city. Then you, the person listening to my story, 1079 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,360 Speaker 1: you offer, oh, is it this city? And then it 1080 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,480 Speaker 1: sounds a lot like what I'm saying. So here we go. 1081 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,160 Speaker 1: My friend and I were in this city in Washington 1082 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,800 Speaker 1: and the cops at a house party, and the cops 1083 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,279 Speaker 1: broke it up, and we had to run through our 1084 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,600 Speaker 1: neighbor's yard and and and jump all over all these things. 1085 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:37,960 Speaker 1: And it was in this city in Seattle. No this, 1086 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,480 Speaker 1: we had to jump over all these Yeah, but you 1087 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,600 Speaker 1: just say, just say it anya wala walla, no offence 1088 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:48,120 Speaker 1: offencea and we were So you say, I did a 1089 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,680 Speaker 1: poor version of it. But you just pick cities and 1090 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,200 Speaker 1: then you come up with a word that sounds like 1091 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,719 Speaker 1: the city and make a story around that thing. 1092 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,600 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So what's another So you have to really 1093 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:00,879 Speaker 3: do some prep work in your head. 1094 00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,600 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, so it's like it takes a lot. 1095 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,479 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, job, that's that's kind of hard. 1096 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,880 Speaker 1: That's only what I remember the version of. But it's 1097 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,640 Speaker 1: it's a fun game to play when you're really bored 1098 00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,920 Speaker 1: and you know, okay, okay, got one. 1099 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:19,239 Speaker 3: So yeah, I I was trying to find a girlfriend 1100 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,640 Speaker 3: at the time, and I was, you know, I met 1101 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,840 Speaker 3: up with this girl at this bar. It was this place. 1102 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:33,480 Speaker 3: It was in Ohio somewhere, no Cincinnati. I really wanted 1103 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,200 Speaker 3: to go out with this girl and no singleton. 1104 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:42,520 Speaker 1: No, that's good. No singleton works because you were singleton. 1105 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. 1106 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:43,759 Speaker 1: Oh that's good. 1107 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,280 Speaker 3: I wasn't dating. 1108 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,880 Speaker 1: That was good. Okay. So that's a fun game. So 1109 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,960 Speaker 1: I took you away off track. Sorry, No, I forget 1110 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,960 Speaker 1: what I was even saying. We got to go to 1111 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,200 Speaker 1: break and I'll come back with the ending to my 1112 00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:04,600 Speaker 1: the Airbnb guy thing. All right, we're back, So Suits, 1113 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:08,560 Speaker 1: we're gonna get to Airbnb Guy. But Suits is this show? 1114 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,200 Speaker 1: And do you ever hear find out something about your 1115 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,640 Speaker 1: boyfriend that you just don't or like your significant other 1116 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,359 Speaker 1: where you're like, what really? Chris today on his radio show, 1117 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,440 Speaker 1: I was listening to it. They were talking about Suits, 1118 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,359 Speaker 1: and he said that he has watched all of it, 1119 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,319 Speaker 1: which is fine, You've watched all of Suits, right, there 1120 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,719 Speaker 1: are nine seasons of Suits. There are one hundred and 1121 00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,200 Speaker 1: thirty two episodes of Suits. My boyfriend has watched all 1122 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,480 Speaker 1: of it. And this all began because he was a 1123 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,440 Speaker 1: nabu Jabi for a Nabu Jabi and he met a 1124 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,200 Speaker 1: girl on bumble and they were like kind of flirting 1125 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,600 Speaker 1: and they were talking about like shows they liked, and 1126 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,200 Speaker 1: she was like, I've never wanted to watch Game of 1127 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,600 Speaker 1: Thrones and he loves Game of Thrones. So he was like, okay, 1128 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,880 Speaker 1: here's a He's like really fun when he's flirting and 1129 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,479 Speaker 1: like trying to get to know a girl like he's 1130 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,879 Speaker 1: done really cute things. I think it's adorable. I love 1131 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,279 Speaker 1: these stories. But he like challenged her. He was like, 1132 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,719 Speaker 1: you watch Game of Thrones. I'll watch whatever show you 1133 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,960 Speaker 1: think most people don't like, but might that you love. 1134 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,960 Speaker 1: And she was like Suits, and he was like, okay, 1135 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,279 Speaker 1: I think you're gonna like Game. There was a lot 1136 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,440 Speaker 1: more than I'll like Suits. So he started watching Suits 1137 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,719 Speaker 1: and he loved it and he couldn't stop. And he 1138 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,600 Speaker 1: never even met up with that girl. She definitely didn't 1139 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,600 Speaker 1: watch Game of Thrones, but he has watched nine seasons 1140 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,719 Speaker 1: of Suits. And so I'm in the car driving and 1141 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,560 Speaker 1: I did get out my calculator as I heard this, 1142 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,520 Speaker 1: because I needed to confront him, and I did forty 1143 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,600 Speaker 1: four because an hour long show is forty four minutes 1144 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:31,960 Speaker 1: times one thirty two divided by uh sixty so hours 1145 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,480 Speaker 1: and then divided by twenty four forty four times one 1146 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:42,319 Speaker 1: times one thirty two divided by sixty times I mean 1147 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,439 Speaker 1: divided by twenty four. 1148 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,480 Speaker 3: Okay, I have a number. 1149 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,960 Speaker 1: And I said, babe, you've I go one. I just 1150 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:57,360 Speaker 1: wrote him out of context, one thirty two suits, I 1151 00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:03,080 Speaker 1: go four days of your life has been spent watching Suits. 1152 00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,239 Speaker 1: Yeah that listen, I get it. I've watched you know, 1153 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,759 Speaker 1: six seasons and five seasons of succession and in a 1154 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,800 Speaker 1: short amount of time. 1155 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:16,600 Speaker 4: Suits, I've wasted so much time Kardashians, A Bachelor, Bachelorette, 1156 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,799 Speaker 4: Bachelor and Paradise. 1157 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,799 Speaker 1: Have you ever edited up like that? Four days of 1158 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,719 Speaker 1: my boyfriend's life is watching suit. 1159 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,440 Speaker 3: Which shows like that? With like Bachelor and Paradise. You've 1160 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,040 Speaker 3: got a double desk. You've got to be like cooking dinner, 1161 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:29,600 Speaker 3: doing other things too. 1162 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:34,239 Speaker 4: How many cult documentaries robbed us and lives? I mean 1163 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,200 Speaker 4: every cult I've watched every every you know what really 1164 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,279 Speaker 4: robbed me though I just had it on the tip 1165 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:40,920 Speaker 4: of my brain. 1166 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:41,920 Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. 1167 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,480 Speaker 1: But man, Kardashians are robbing you. You're watching all of 1168 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,879 Speaker 1: it now, can you give ship? 1169 00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:46,919 Speaker 2: Is the kid? 1170 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:53,040 Speaker 1: Is it good? A clip of Chris Kardashi ChRI like hard. 1171 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,960 Speaker 2: So is l Chloe is so funny? 1172 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,279 Speaker 1: Chris goes I I saw a clip the other day. 1173 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,680 Speaker 1: She was like, there is an I've there have been 1174 00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,799 Speaker 1: lots of headlines written about me. The other day there 1175 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:07,200 Speaker 1: was one and the cover was Chris Jrenner Drinks Alone, 1176 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,000 Speaker 1: Drunk and Alone and I have to say, what's wrong 1177 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,359 Speaker 1: with that? It was just so funny, it was such 1178 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,880 Speaker 1: a cute way. It's remind me of my mom so much. 1179 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:19,000 Speaker 1: And she goes, what is wrong with that? She's adorable? 1180 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,440 Speaker 1: What do you can you just as someone who used 1181 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,200 Speaker 1: to watch the show on Ean has no interest in 1182 00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,920 Speaker 1: supporting their show on Hulo for whatever reason, because I 1183 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:30,400 Speaker 1: just I don't know how jealous. They're too pretty, they're. 1184 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,799 Speaker 2: Too definitely triggering at times. 1185 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,640 Speaker 4: I how so uh oh, I mean it makes you 1186 00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:40,160 Speaker 4: start valuing looking like that, And it's just not a 1187 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,480 Speaker 4: normal way to look. You have to have so much 1188 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:47,000 Speaker 4: surgery and so many procedures to look they're like superhuman, 1189 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:47,719 Speaker 4: alien like. 1190 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,840 Speaker 2: It's not a normal way of human faces. 1191 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,480 Speaker 1: But I guess I'm wondering. Most people I talk to 1192 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,040 Speaker 1: that watch it say they look like it's like it's 1193 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,640 Speaker 1: are people just lying when they say it's crazy the 1194 00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,160 Speaker 1: way they look. I don't want to look that way, 1195 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,040 Speaker 1: And then you or is it that they that way? 1196 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,440 Speaker 1: And then you start thinking it's normal. 1197 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,160 Speaker 2: Yes, okay, start thinking it's normal. I like that. 1198 00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:08,279 Speaker 4: This season, Chloe is really opening up about our surrogacy. 1199 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:12,399 Speaker 4: She had a child via surrogate. She gets very into it, 1200 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,360 Speaker 4: and I think, not Nick, you've talked about this, like 1201 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,359 Speaker 4: not enough people talk about the feelings around it, what 1202 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,120 Speaker 4: it even means to have a surrogate. 1203 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,600 Speaker 1: It's like who is it your egg? Or is it 1204 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,279 Speaker 1: her egg? I'm away when these bitches have kids. I 1205 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,640 Speaker 1: know it's none of my business. But when you have 1206 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,680 Speaker 1: a surrogacy, that's fine. Tell us if it's really yours. 1207 00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,799 Speaker 1: And I know it shouldn't matter, but doesn't it kind 1208 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,160 Speaker 1: isn't that kind of I want to know, just for 1209 00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,360 Speaker 1: myself of a woman that like should I put my 1210 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,440 Speaker 1: should I freeze my eggs? Because is this something that 1211 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,480 Speaker 1: is that that easy to do? Or is it? And 1212 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,560 Speaker 1: I just want to see if it's socially acceptable to 1213 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,439 Speaker 1: not have your own egg, because I really don't feel 1214 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,000 Speaker 1: like freezing my eggs, Like will people judge me and 1215 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,040 Speaker 1: think that I don't love my kid as much as theirs? 1216 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,359 Speaker 1: If I do a surrogacy without my own egg? Why 1217 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,480 Speaker 1: are people not telling us? 1218 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,120 Speaker 3: Because you can. 1219 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,719 Speaker 1: Do with sergacy just means someone else is having your 1220 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,920 Speaker 1: baby that you will get afterwards, but it does not 1221 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,560 Speaker 1: imply it's your egg or not. 1222 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,719 Speaker 3: So I wonder about the man doesn't either. I want 1223 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,040 Speaker 3: to know just someone. Then why is that not just 1224 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:12,960 Speaker 3: like adopts. 1225 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,520 Speaker 1: None of our fucking It's exactly. It's it's just adopting knowing. 1226 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:21,040 Speaker 1: It's like pre paying for It's a layaway and lay away. 1227 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,160 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. 1228 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,319 Speaker 1: So did she talk about like bonding with it. 1229 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, she talked about having trouble bonding with it. And 1230 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,840 Speaker 4: I thought that was cool because that's a probably not 1231 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,240 Speaker 4: a very popular thing to say. Maybe it's a risky 1232 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,760 Speaker 4: thing to say, like I'm having trouble bonding with this kid. 1233 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,000 Speaker 4: And she's like, it's just weird, like you just all 1234 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,120 Speaker 4: of a sudden, one day someone hands you a child 1235 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,160 Speaker 4: and you're supposed to be like. 1236 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,040 Speaker 3: Oh my baby. 1237 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:47,000 Speaker 4: And I thought that was cool that she admitted that 1238 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,800 Speaker 4: she was kind of having some issues, you know, feeling 1239 00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,520 Speaker 4: close and I don't know, I like that. 1240 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,279 Speaker 1: And she'll talk about wanting to murder her child with 1241 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,240 Speaker 1: a steak knife. 1242 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:57,080 Speaker 2: That is what. 1243 00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,399 Speaker 1: That is the most amazing thing. 1244 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,920 Speaker 2: I waste four days of my life on that documentary. 1245 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,080 Speaker 2: When did that scene happen? 1246 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:08,000 Speaker 1: Shields. I like fantasies of murdering her daughter and like 1247 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,000 Speaker 1: cracking her neck and stuff. Oh my god, through Brooks Shields. 1248 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,480 Speaker 1: Because she had postpartum and she did not bond with 1249 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:18,280 Speaker 1: the baby at all. She wanted a baby more than anything, 1250 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,120 Speaker 1: like as much as any girl you know wants a child. 1251 00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,240 Speaker 1: She finally has this baby and her husband like husband 1252 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,440 Speaker 1: hands it to her and she's like, I feel nothing. 1253 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,480 Speaker 1: This is in the emergency room and the husband's bonding 1254 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,600 Speaker 1: with the child, and then he starts judging her and 1255 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,480 Speaker 1: telling her I've never seen a look at all these 1256 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,840 Speaker 1: mothers they would go to the park, look at all 1257 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,560 Speaker 1: these mothers who love their kids. What is going on 1258 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,120 Speaker 1: with you? And she's like, I just don't like it. 1259 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,319 Speaker 1: I don't want it around me. It grosses me. 1260 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,280 Speaker 3: It's like that's how I feel about my mattress disinterest. 1261 00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:52,960 Speaker 1: Yes, it's so similar. And so she just give it 1262 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:59,960 Speaker 1: four months. They gonna put it in, right, no bed bugs 1263 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:00,760 Speaker 1: on the kids? 1264 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,839 Speaker 2: Was this in her doc? 1265 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:03,440 Speaker 4: Oh? 1266 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:07,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I missed that, I think ever. 1267 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:07,919 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1268 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:08,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 1269 00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:09,960 Speaker 1: She eventually got treated for it because it was the 1270 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,040 Speaker 1: most part of them. So she was on medication for 1271 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:16,960 Speaker 1: it and it didn't make Yeah, and she loves her 1272 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,680 Speaker 1: child now, but at first, she really did not like 1273 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,240 Speaker 1: her kid, and she felt so much guilt about it, 1274 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,920 Speaker 1: and then she was starting to have intrusive thoughts of 1275 00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,960 Speaker 1: like murder it, like homicidal thoughts that she would She 1276 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,000 Speaker 1: was like, I'd never do it, but it was like 1277 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,240 Speaker 1: crossing my mind to do it. And it freaked me 1278 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,880 Speaker 1: out because I would just be so jealous of mothers 1279 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,440 Speaker 1: that in the same way that I get jealous of 1280 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,560 Speaker 1: like things I wish I had, Like she was like, 1281 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,200 Speaker 1: I want to have that, but I don't have that 1282 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,760 Speaker 1: feeling at all, and I don't know what to do 1283 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,640 Speaker 1: about it. And she went on Oprah and talked about it, 1284 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,720 Speaker 1: and this was like in the mid two thousand and 1285 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,400 Speaker 1: two thousand and five, I don't know what we call 1286 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,960 Speaker 1: the first parts of the two thousands. We still haven't 1287 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,760 Speaker 1: come up with. No oughts are Oh is that the oughts? 1288 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,840 Speaker 1: What are the tens? The tens is what it bothers me. 1289 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:56,760 Speaker 1: We'll have a word for that. 1290 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. We don't. The nineteen tens is 1291 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,959 Speaker 3: the tens, so you barely even we never. 1292 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:05,520 Speaker 2: Even Why can't we say the twenty tens? 1293 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:11,440 Speaker 1: Okay, I like that especially sounds actually pretty good. I 1294 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,400 Speaker 1: guess we do have a word for it. Annie's just 1295 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,320 Speaker 1: like or we call it the thing that we call it. 1296 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:20,480 Speaker 1: But yeah, it was the aughts when like postpartum was 1297 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,160 Speaker 1: not on the tip of people's tongue. And she went 1298 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,720 Speaker 1: on Oprah and bravely talked about this and then wrote 1299 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,040 Speaker 1: a book about it. And I just thought that was 1300 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,439 Speaker 1: so cool, because yeah, it's it's weird what people get 1301 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,080 Speaker 1: shamed for. There was, you know, Shinead O'Connor with her passing. 1302 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:38,840 Speaker 1: This week, I saw on Reddit there was this post 1303 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:42,160 Speaker 1: like everyone in Reddit that is posting and celebrity things, 1304 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,680 Speaker 1: including my own fan page. Some of it's positive, but 1305 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,800 Speaker 1: most of it's negative. Like there's this whole thing where 1306 00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,960 Speaker 1: like if you if you're on Reddit and you join 1307 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,120 Speaker 1: a celebrities thing to like write nice things about them, 1308 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,280 Speaker 1: unless it's Taylor Swift, you're writing horrible things that people 1309 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,680 Speaker 1: just hate the things that they're fans of. It's such 1310 00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,960 Speaker 1: a weird thing that happens. But in this celebrity one 1311 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,480 Speaker 1: that I follow, I think it's called pop culture beat 1312 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,120 Speaker 1: or something. I forget what it's called. But there was 1313 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,240 Speaker 1: a post of Miley Cyrus and they're always trying to 1314 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:12,720 Speaker 1: call it problematic women, and he's problematic These women are 1315 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,640 Speaker 1: all so self fucking righteous. They all have husbands that 1316 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,720 Speaker 1: cheat on all They've all cheated on their husbands. They 1317 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,640 Speaker 1: call out any woman who does it. They villainize every 1318 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,880 Speaker 1: single fucking woman. They hate everything. They love to hate 1319 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,880 Speaker 1: people and find a problematic thing they did once and 1320 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,160 Speaker 1: they're just the worst people. I don't even follow it. 1321 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,120 Speaker 1: They just pop up. But this one popped up of like, guys, 1322 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,600 Speaker 1: is no one gonna talk about Miley Cyrus what she 1323 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,760 Speaker 1: posted in twenty thirteen, and it is crazy what she 1324 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,640 Speaker 1: posted in twenty thirteen, two ten years ago, right, but 1325 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:45,000 Speaker 1: she took a bunch of Tornado O'Connors tweets that were like, 1326 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:49,040 Speaker 1: I need help. I'm having a psychiatric breakdown Ireland to 1327 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,520 Speaker 1: can't I can't get medicine. Please someone help. Here's my 1328 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,000 Speaker 1: email if you have meds I need. It's just like, 1329 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,040 Speaker 1: was her pleading for help because she was having psychosis 1330 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:01,800 Speaker 1: or a bipolar episode, and Miley Cyrus screenshotted that and wrote, uh, 1331 01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,200 Speaker 1: something like we've got another Amanda Bines on our hand, 1332 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,480 Speaker 1: like clearly mocking her mental illness. And so everyone's like, 1333 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,840 Speaker 1: I can't believe Miley got away with this and that 1334 01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,640 Speaker 1: this is still up and why would she ever say that. 1335 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:15,200 Speaker 1: We don't realize that ten years ago that she didn't 1336 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:18,040 Speaker 1: get canceled for that, that wasn't even no one cared. 1337 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,600 Speaker 1: It was okay ten years ago or not at least 1338 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,840 Speaker 1: not remarkable to mock someone's mental illness, especially Amanda Bines. 1339 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,840 Speaker 1: I remember we were doing it on my MTV show 1340 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,640 Speaker 1: when she was having that breakdown. I remember there was 1341 01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,440 Speaker 1: a little bit of sensitivity of like this mate, we 1342 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,440 Speaker 1: pulled back a little bit. Well, we were making jokes 1343 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,800 Speaker 1: on my MTV show. She was walking through the streets, 1344 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:43,400 Speaker 1: was you know, shoeless, tattooing her face, she lost her mind, 1345 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:49,120 Speaker 1: she was saving her She checked her just she just 1346 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,800 Speaker 1: checked herself. And again, I mean, this is an ongoing 1347 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:55,040 Speaker 1: battle these people have, like a what bipolar is, if 1348 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,880 Speaker 1: it's not treated, is a terminal illness, like it's gonna 1349 01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:01,720 Speaker 1: end and like you know, a bad thing. So it's 1350 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,640 Speaker 1: like and it's so hard to treat because they have 1351 01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,120 Speaker 1: to take their meds and if they don't, but then 1352 01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,160 Speaker 1: once they're psychotic, they don't want to take them. It's 1353 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,600 Speaker 1: just so hard and difficult. But we didn't have that 1354 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:14,919 Speaker 1: sensitivity that long ago, but then someone contextualizes the one 1355 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,560 Speaker 1: person Thank God came to Miley's rescue because it just 1356 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,320 Speaker 1: seemed like Miley was just like cruel piece of shit. Yeah, 1357 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:23,560 Speaker 1: but Sinad O'Connor had just like a couple days before, 1358 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,880 Speaker 1: written an open letter to Miley saying, after her wrecking 1359 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,880 Speaker 1: Ball video came out of like, you don't need to 1360 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,080 Speaker 1: sexualize yourself like this. You are being a sex slave 1361 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:33,800 Speaker 1: to these men. I mean, it was kind of a 1362 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,479 Speaker 1: crazy and I'm using that term in an in polite way, 1363 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,120 Speaker 1: but it was just someone who is unwell trying to 1364 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,360 Speaker 1: protect another woman who's been you know, she pimped out. 1365 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,000 Speaker 1: She says, you're pimping yourself out, You're pimp being pimped out. 1366 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,200 Speaker 1: And so Miley was just like, fuck you bitch, and 1367 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,080 Speaker 1: she was she was retaliating to that. And Molly was 1368 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,800 Speaker 1: a child at the time, of course, but it is 1369 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:57,280 Speaker 1: just so interesting to me that that that string of tweets, 1370 01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,240 Speaker 1: she still has them up, you know, like it wasn't 1371 01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,960 Speaker 1: on anyone's radar to go, Miley, this isn't nice mocking 1372 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,800 Speaker 1: someone's mental illness. She had a huge PR team at 1373 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,000 Speaker 1: the time, and no one clocked it. Imagine what we're 1374 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:08,360 Speaker 1: doing now. 1375 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:11,240 Speaker 5: Then though it was accepted because we had like those 1376 01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:15,080 Speaker 5: gossip blogs like Perez Hilton and what was Tyler Dirton do, 1377 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,040 Speaker 5: like all those like gossipy things that love to make 1378 01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,400 Speaker 5: fun of celebrities in that way. 1379 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:24,080 Speaker 1: I mean Britney Spears. We were in Paris. That was 1380 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,680 Speaker 1: Nicole Richie Oh was shaving her head and like looking 1381 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,320 Speaker 1: like through the window at someone filming her doing it. 1382 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,400 Speaker 1: Her beating up that car with an umbrella. We were 1383 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,720 Speaker 1: all front seat for it, and it was so bad. 1384 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,760 Speaker 1: And now we're a little bit more sensitive to it. 1385 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:43,360 Speaker 1: But I'm reading Shenead O'Connor's autobiography right now. If she 1386 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,680 Speaker 1: was didn't have a mental illness, it would be shocking 1387 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:48,680 Speaker 1: with what she went through in her childhood. It is 1388 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,520 Speaker 1: like I cry about like my parents, like sometimes when 1389 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:57,800 Speaker 1: I would cry, they would be like, stop crying. Her 1390 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,360 Speaker 1: mom used to have her I mean trigger warning for 1391 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:06,840 Speaker 1: horrible child abuse, used to beat her with a broomstick 1392 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,480 Speaker 1: on her private parts and make her splay out openly 1393 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,880 Speaker 1: naked on the kitchen floor when she was like four 1394 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,360 Speaker 1: five six, like, and beat her in her privates till 1395 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,240 Speaker 1: they were black, and and she would have to go 1396 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,840 Speaker 1: to school the next day and she had to lie 1397 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,960 Speaker 1: and her she had a really kind teacher who would 1398 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:23,200 Speaker 1: be like, did your mom do this? And she would 1399 01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:24,720 Speaker 1: just go no, and her teacher, she said, her teacher 1400 01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,400 Speaker 1: would just look at her like she knew, but she 1401 01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:31,600 Speaker 1: couldn't do anything. And I mean, she suffered grave abuse. 1402 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:35,160 Speaker 1: Like if this person wasn't unhinged, it would be it 1403 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:38,120 Speaker 1: would be impossible. And it was just it's so heartbreaking. Anya. 1404 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,520 Speaker 1: I know you were a big shnad O Connor fan. 1405 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,200 Speaker 1: Did you know about how horribly she was abused as a child. 1406 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:43,360 Speaker 2: I don't think I did. 1407 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,920 Speaker 4: I think I might have read that or heard that 1408 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,440 Speaker 4: years ago, but I have not read her autobiography. 1409 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,520 Speaker 2: Oh, because it's very good at Belle. I was like, 1410 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,640 Speaker 2: I think I knew that. 1411 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god, like the way kids are abused. I 1412 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,920 Speaker 1: just I mean, it's just it's the you just are 1413 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,720 Speaker 1: happy reading it from I mean, obviously I'm reading the 1414 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:04,760 Speaker 1: point where this person is likely taking their own life. 1415 01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:08,160 Speaker 1: I don't think it's been confirmed or anything, but it 1416 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,720 Speaker 1: made me feel like, Okay, at least she's out of that. 1417 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,120 Speaker 1: She's like an adult now and survived it. But like 1418 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,480 Speaker 1: you just it's just. 1419 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,560 Speaker 4: The and it's so heartbreaking that she was like a 1420 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,040 Speaker 4: laughing stock, and she was right the whole time after. 1421 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,640 Speaker 2: She tore up the picture of the pope, like that 1422 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:25,120 Speaker 2: was the. 1423 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,520 Speaker 4: Bravest thing to do, and everyone for years she was 1424 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,760 Speaker 4: just like the butt of jokes and. 1425 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:33,000 Speaker 1: And she lost the whole doing that. Yeah, she lost everything, 1426 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,280 Speaker 1: and she said she doesn't regret it, which is really cool. 1427 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,960 Speaker 1: But she tore that. No one even knew why she 1428 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,360 Speaker 1: tore up the picture of the pope. People were like, 1429 01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,560 Speaker 1: what is she doing? Why should not like the pope? 1430 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,680 Speaker 1: She hates she hates the church, in which you cannot 1431 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:46,760 Speaker 1: hate the Catholic Church. But she was protesting the crimes 1432 01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,880 Speaker 1: against children in the Catholic Church that she how was 1433 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:51,600 Speaker 1: she ready to that? 1434 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:57,919 Speaker 4: Never uh disavowed those priests and never disavowed the what 1435 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:58,560 Speaker 4: was happening? 1436 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,400 Speaker 1: But did we know it was happening in nineteen ninety two? 1437 01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,640 Speaker 1: Clearly there was something in the news. But based on 1438 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:08,280 Speaker 1: the movie Spotlight, sure it seems like that all broke 1439 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:09,800 Speaker 1: in two thousand and eight. 1440 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,440 Speaker 3: I'm sure it was covered up more than it was 1441 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,560 Speaker 3: in the two thousand and the two thousands. 1442 01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,600 Speaker 1: But it must have still been out there. 1443 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, she knew about an issue that just got swept 1444 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:20,720 Speaker 4: under the rug. 1445 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,160 Speaker 2: But yes, I think it was an issue. 1446 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:25,360 Speaker 3: I mean coast to coast am alien folks. You know, 1447 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:29,120 Speaker 3: we were talking about the Pope being an alien and 1448 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:32,960 Speaker 3: child sex trafficking of the Pope way back in the nineties. 1449 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,320 Speaker 3: For sure, there was a fringe belief that he's an answer. 1450 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,720 Speaker 3: The Pope is a you know, the Pope is controlled 1451 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,000 Speaker 3: by Satan or reptilians. 1452 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,240 Speaker 1: Do you believe in aliens? 1453 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,960 Speaker 3: Aliens? Oh, of course, but not the ones that AOC 1454 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:49,880 Speaker 3: is interrogating that navy guy for this weekend. What there 1455 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,640 Speaker 3: was a congressional hearing about UFOs. 1456 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,400 Speaker 1: Oh right, we're right. 1457 01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,160 Speaker 3: Those are probably not aliens. But of course, the vastness 1458 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,160 Speaker 3: of the universe, there has to be there must be 1459 01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:02,720 Speaker 3: intelligent life out there. They just can't read or. 1460 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:02,640 Speaker 2: Maybe they have. 1461 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:06,720 Speaker 1: Believe Yeah, I don't believe. 1462 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,280 Speaker 3: I don't believe they reached us. I don't believe they 1463 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,200 Speaker 3: either have the technology to reach us, or if they 1464 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:14,040 Speaker 3: tried to reach us, we wouldn't understand how to analyze that. 1465 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,960 Speaker 1: Communicating the dark forest theory, No. 1466 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,280 Speaker 3: No, I don't know anything called the dark forest theory. 1467 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,560 Speaker 1: Okay, I thought you would. You would. You probably not 1468 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,160 Speaker 1: know what it is, but well you know about it. Like, 1469 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:25,760 Speaker 1: we should stop looking. 1470 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,840 Speaker 3: For them, oh, because once they find us, the. 1471 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,080 Speaker 1: Will they'll kill us immediately. It will be a split 1472 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,000 Speaker 1: second of like, it'll just be like if they saw 1473 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,800 Speaker 1: a gnat, Like if you see a gnat and you're 1474 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,720 Speaker 1: just like ah, the second they notice us, like us 1475 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,360 Speaker 1: with a gnat in our room, they'll just go stop 1476 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,320 Speaker 1: just because they they won't even think of, like, let's 1477 01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:44,280 Speaker 1: explore this and see what we can learn from them. 1478 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:45,800 Speaker 1: They'll just be like ew, if. 1479 01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:49,720 Speaker 3: They have the technology to reach us, there is nothing 1480 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:50,960 Speaker 3: that we can do to stop them. 1481 01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,080 Speaker 1: Yes, because we don't have the technology to reach out. 1482 01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,760 Speaker 4: They've been trying to reach us forever. 1483 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,560 Speaker 2: We are just too dense to get it. That's my theory. 1484 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,720 Speaker 1: But if they could reach us, that means they have 1485 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,760 Speaker 1: technology that is so beyond our understanding of anything that 1486 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,520 Speaker 1: they would have the ability to destroy us immediately, as 1487 01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,400 Speaker 1: would it would be to destroy us. 1488 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:13,400 Speaker 2: They're kind, they're not fucked up like us. 1489 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,520 Speaker 3: I doubt it. In order to have in order to 1490 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:22,720 Speaker 3: have the amount of natural resources to control a machine 1491 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:26,000 Speaker 3: that could take you to you have to be harvesting 1492 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:29,000 Speaker 3: multiple solar systems worth of natural resources. 1493 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,640 Speaker 4: And I cannot be so evolved that they are like 1494 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:35,360 Speaker 4: beyond our fucked upness. We're just destroying ourselves like a 1495 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,160 Speaker 4: bunch of idiots, like fucking with the earth, and like. 1496 01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:41,120 Speaker 1: This is what happens when you seek power and seek 1497 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,920 Speaker 1: to expand your power, you need evil. And so they 1498 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,960 Speaker 1: would probably be evil if they reached the point I 1499 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,880 Speaker 1: think would be the argument. But final thoughts speaking. 1500 01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:49,320 Speaker 3: Of evil. 1501 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:55,439 Speaker 1: Because you asked them of expanding evil and needing more 1502 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,440 Speaker 1: and more. So this billionaire, I'm like, he tells me 1503 01:07:58,480 --> 01:07:59,920 Speaker 1: about the founding of it, and then I was like, 1504 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,400 Speaker 1: I go, so you I go, can I just cut 1505 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:09,480 Speaker 1: to the chase. I was like, you are one of 1506 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:12,480 Speaker 1: the wealthiest people that has ever walked the planet and 1507 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:15,320 Speaker 1: will ever walk the planet. Probably because he also told 1508 01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,960 Speaker 1: me that for every fifteen hundred dollars that is spent 1509 01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:21,400 Speaker 1: in the world globally, one of those dollars is going 1510 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:25,439 Speaker 1: to Airbnb. Oh my god, wow it and it's I 1511 01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:28,360 Speaker 1: did not understand how because he was speaking in like 1512 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,479 Speaker 1: a way I don't understand about business. But for some reason, 1513 01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:35,080 Speaker 1: Airbnb is not something like you know, Amazon can be 1514 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,640 Speaker 1: reproduced by other places because it's there's some reason that 1515 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:43,320 Speaker 1: Airbnb is is propriet proprietary in the sense that other 1516 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,679 Speaker 1: other nations have to use Airbnb because they don't want 1517 01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:50,480 Speaker 1: to for some reason. China can have their own Amazon, 1518 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,880 Speaker 1: and you know, Dubai can have their own Amazon. But 1519 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:58,400 Speaker 1: like Airbnb, it's this, it's the biggest American company that 1520 01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:02,120 Speaker 1: is globally and is not it is you can't recreate it. 1521 01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:05,120 Speaker 1: That's every reason, right, And he said that was by 1522 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:07,240 Speaker 1: mistake he did. He was like, we're just lucky that 1523 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,880 Speaker 1: it's that way. So then for every that means for 1524 01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,679 Speaker 1: every dollar fifty spent or like you know, fifteen dollars spent, 1525 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,960 Speaker 1: one cent is going to air BB which is another 1526 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,439 Speaker 1: way of saying that in math, one hundred and thirty 1527 01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:22,679 Speaker 1: two hours of suits. Okay, so then I feel like you're. 1528 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:25,080 Speaker 2: Just bragging you about your math abilities. Now I didn't 1529 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:25,439 Speaker 2: know that. 1530 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,880 Speaker 3: How much is there for every one hundred and fifty. 1531 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,479 Speaker 1: Million dollars one hundred and fifty million, how. 1532 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:30,639 Speaker 3: Many fifteen million dollars? 1533 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,960 Speaker 1: Wait, fifteen million dollars, Yeah, so that's fifty It would 1534 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,360 Speaker 1: be old. Don't do this to me. I'm really panicking 1535 01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:41,599 Speaker 1: and I need to write it one million, fifteen million, No, no, no, 1536 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,720 Speaker 1: it would be ten thousand. I have no idea of 1537 01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,599 Speaker 1: someone knows that someone's sailing at their phone right now. 1538 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:55,040 Speaker 1: So then I said, I go, what's the point of 1539 01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:58,599 Speaker 1: anything anymore? Like what do you get up in the 1540 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,040 Speaker 1: morning for? If you can have any I go, you 1541 01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:04,559 Speaker 1: can have anything you want. You could buy anything you 1542 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:08,360 Speaker 1: want any nation. You you you have as much money 1543 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,680 Speaker 1: he's worth. I looked it up. What eleven point eight 1544 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:11,519 Speaker 1: billion dollars? 1545 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:12,680 Speaker 3: Wow? What they're you? 1546 01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:18,240 Speaker 1: Myself? He himself, he's the he's he's the biggest. Yeah, 1547 01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,439 Speaker 1: but they don't have as much money as him. I 1548 01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:21,800 Speaker 1: looke up their names too. Okay, he is the most. 1549 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,840 Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I said, what do you 1550 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,640 Speaker 1: What keeps you going? And he's like, because I just 1551 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,200 Speaker 1: like innovating and I like creating new ideas. Like it 1552 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,880 Speaker 1: was you know, he had a good answer for it. 1553 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,360 Speaker 1: He was like, you know, it's like I like building 1554 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,760 Speaker 1: and he's really I've been on his Instagram now and 1555 01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:39,920 Speaker 1: he's very proactive about like building community and connecting people. 1556 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:42,639 Speaker 1: And he has you know, he's friends with Obama and 1557 01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,200 Speaker 1: and I think Obama is a good guy, like they're 1558 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:49,280 Speaker 1: working towards good things, it seems. And then I said, well, 1559 01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:51,960 Speaker 1: what about This is where I think I derailed it. 1560 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,639 Speaker 1: I was like, what about the like saying that there's 1561 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:57,400 Speaker 1: no accidental billionaires? Which what do you think that means? 1562 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:58,280 Speaker 1: When someone says. 1563 01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:00,320 Speaker 3: That, that means that they had to do so something 1564 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,479 Speaker 3: cruel and unusual in order to garner that much or 1565 01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:04,360 Speaker 3: at least or at least exploit their workers. 1566 01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:07,439 Speaker 1: Thank you, that is what that means. But everyone in 1567 01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:11,280 Speaker 1: the room, including Jeff, Jeff's friend and no Jess trying, 1568 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,000 Speaker 1: actually had my back, but he wouldn't. He was just 1569 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,880 Speaker 1: like looking at me, like I have your back. But 1570 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,040 Speaker 1: I go, you know how they say there's no accidental billionaires? 1571 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:20,679 Speaker 1: And he's like and everyone's like, yeah, yeah, you gotta try, 1572 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:24,320 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't think that's He goes, I go, 1573 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:25,280 Speaker 1: do you do? 1574 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:25,639 Speaker 3: You? 1575 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:28,360 Speaker 1: You seem like a nice guy, like are you evil? 1576 01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:31,040 Speaker 1: Are you evil? And they all go why would you 1577 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,479 Speaker 1: ask that? And I go, but that's what that phrase means. 1578 01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:36,720 Speaker 1: There's no accidental billionaires. You had to exploit, you know, 1579 01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,160 Speaker 1: low paid workers to get to where you are, you 1580 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:43,080 Speaker 1: had to like employ slave labor, essentially. I read that 1581 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:47,280 Speaker 1: quote first with Rihanna about like she is making money 1582 01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,360 Speaker 1: off the backs of people's working in sweatshops, like you 1583 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:52,599 Speaker 1: don't become an accedental billionaire without exploitation. But they all 1584 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:55,080 Speaker 1: act baffled by it, like that's not what it means. 1585 01:11:55,080 --> 01:11:56,720 Speaker 1: It just means you gotta try. And I'm like, yeah, 1586 01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,479 Speaker 1: I don't think someone finds a bill billion dollars on 1587 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:03,200 Speaker 1: the sidewalk like whoopsie, oh, I'm an accidental billion andre. 1588 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,280 Speaker 1: Of course it takes effort. That is implied. What I 1589 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,080 Speaker 1: mean is are you evil? And then it just got 1590 01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:10,320 Speaker 1: kind of weird in the room and I changed subjects 1591 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:13,439 Speaker 1: as quickly explain it. I didn't want to have to 1592 01:12:13,439 --> 01:12:15,280 Speaker 1: explain it, but they made me explain, Like what I 1593 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,519 Speaker 1: was saying was like are you evil? But I had 1594 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,360 Speaker 1: to say that to him, like. 1595 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:21,599 Speaker 3: Well, why do you recover from this? To make friends? 1596 01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:25,920 Speaker 1: I think I think I just said, like I don't 1597 01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:28,400 Speaker 1: think that you are, and I have a billionaire friend 1598 01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:31,400 Speaker 1: who I don't think is evil, but I'm I'm wondering 1599 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:35,160 Speaker 1: where that's happening in your company, Like how did you 1600 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:38,000 Speaker 1: get that who is losing out like, and we didn't 1601 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:41,280 Speaker 1: get into it. I just steered it away to like, wow, 1602 01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:44,120 Speaker 1: it sounds like this relates a lot to comedy and. 1603 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:44,960 Speaker 5: I don't know. 1604 01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:47,640 Speaker 1: But then we walked out together and he said to me, 1605 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,640 Speaker 1: he was like, thanks for asking so many questions. I 1606 01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:52,599 Speaker 1: was like, thanks for answering them. He was like, people 1607 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:56,040 Speaker 1: don't usually ask that much. And then later on I thought, scared, yeah, 1608 01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:59,599 Speaker 1: but I. 1609 01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:02,559 Speaker 2: So glad you asked. Yeah, this is why maybe that's 1610 01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:03,920 Speaker 2: not dating and billionaire. 1611 01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:10,080 Speaker 1: I think anything, I think he is true. I think 1612 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,920 Speaker 1: if anything, ad buys me something. Because I was not intimidated, 1613 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:16,080 Speaker 1: and I wasn't like he was just he was an 1614 01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,720 Speaker 1: I was like, it's so cool to meet you. I mean, 1615 01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:21,120 Speaker 1: this is I'm never going to meet someone richer than him. 1616 01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,960 Speaker 1: I don't think. I looked at the list. He's very 1617 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,600 Speaker 1: low on the Let me just say he's like in 1618 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:27,880 Speaker 1: the in the hundreds or maybe even higher than that. 1619 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,360 Speaker 1: I know, because there's people with like three hundred and 1620 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:33,040 Speaker 1: twenty six billion dollars, So he's with his eleven point 1621 01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:35,519 Speaker 1: measley eleven point eight. I mean, but he's on the 1622 01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:38,599 Speaker 1: Forbes list of richest people. I had to scroll a lot, 1623 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,479 Speaker 1: you know, like I was putting in my birth date 1624 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,160 Speaker 1: in a thing, so I had to go to the 1625 01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:43,920 Speaker 1: bottom to find him. But on the way out, he 1626 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,559 Speaker 1: was just like, thanks for asking, and he was like 1627 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:48,200 Speaker 1: and then he said this. He was like, I could 1628 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:49,640 Speaker 1: never do what you do. And I go, well, I 1629 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:51,760 Speaker 1: clearly never do what you do. And I was like, 1630 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,120 Speaker 1: but it is. He was like, and I'm a public speaker, 1631 01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:56,479 Speaker 1: and but like make writing jokes and making jokes. I 1632 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,920 Speaker 1: have no concept of that. And I was like, it's 1633 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,439 Speaker 1: cool that I do the only thing you can get 1634 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,360 Speaker 1: and the only thing you can't pay to learn. Like 1635 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:08,600 Speaker 1: there's yeah, I hold something that you can never You 1636 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,800 Speaker 1: can literally have anything that you want. I mean, you 1637 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,600 Speaker 1: could have a I write movie scripts for you, but 1638 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,559 Speaker 1: they still can't really do comedy. 1639 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,080 Speaker 3: They can't write movie scripts either. Really, can I ask 1640 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,320 Speaker 3: you this? So why was he there? He friends? 1641 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,599 Speaker 1: He was friends with a friend of Jeff Ross. Jeff 1642 01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:27,160 Speaker 1: Ross always has the most interesting celebrity like interesting, cool 1643 01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:31,640 Speaker 1: tastemaker friends that are like hanging around. And then so 1644 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,640 Speaker 1: I ran into Jeff Ross later on, like at my 1645 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,160 Speaker 1: next set at the Improv and Avery, his friend walked 1646 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,120 Speaker 1: in and was like, that was awesome, and I was like, 1647 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,640 Speaker 1: wasn't that the fucking coolest? We got to talk to 1648 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,200 Speaker 1: a multi billionaire? And he was like, and you really 1649 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,320 Speaker 1: didn't hold back. He was like when you asked him 1650 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:48,479 Speaker 1: what's the point of life? I mean that was palsy 1651 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,720 Speaker 1: and I was like, but what is it? And then 1652 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:53,080 Speaker 1: Jeff came in and was like you. He was like, 1653 01:14:53,479 --> 01:14:58,400 Speaker 1: you fucking Charlie Rose. That was amazing, and he was 1654 01:14:58,439 --> 01:15:00,680 Speaker 1: like quite the interviewer and I'm I was like, you 1655 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,680 Speaker 1: gotta take advantage of that. He was like, no, it 1656 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,040 Speaker 1: was a great conversation. And I just liked that they 1657 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,960 Speaker 1: gave me credit for that. And I felt a little 1658 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:11,600 Speaker 1: bit like almost the way that I felt when that 1659 01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:14,519 Speaker 1: we were talking about before. I forget what I sa 1660 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:16,320 Speaker 1: oh when I said that I'm in my latest thirty 1661 01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:18,080 Speaker 1: and everyone laughed, and I'm like, why is that funny? 1662 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:22,000 Speaker 1: It's nice when you get feedback about a character trait 1663 01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:24,720 Speaker 1: that you didn't even know you had that brought some 1664 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:27,040 Speaker 1: people some joy because I would have done that in 1665 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:29,519 Speaker 1: a bubble. I wasn't doing it for any other reason. 1666 01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,320 Speaker 1: I wasn't like I'm just gonna be different and maybe 1667 01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:36,200 Speaker 1: he's gonna like me more yourself. You're unfiltered, but he 1668 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:36,719 Speaker 1: was nice. 1669 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:40,200 Speaker 4: The cool thing about you is you're unfiltered, but you 1670 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:42,960 Speaker 4: never seem to get in I'm probably wrong, but you 1671 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,600 Speaker 4: don't seem to get in trouble for your unfilteredness. 1672 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,360 Speaker 1: Well, because I think if as long as it comes 1673 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:50,240 Speaker 1: from a place of not trying to hurt people, I 1674 01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:52,760 Speaker 1: can kind of if I do offend, I can back 1675 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:53,160 Speaker 1: out of it. 1676 01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,400 Speaker 2: And I feel like I'm always. 1677 01:15:56,520 --> 01:16:00,240 Speaker 4: Asking things and then five point five seconds later, I'm like, oh, 1678 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:02,479 Speaker 4: you shouldn't have asked that, because that's hurtful. Like I 1679 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:06,040 Speaker 4: don't realize it's hurtful till later, like a second later. 1680 01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:10,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, But then I'm sorry that was rude and I 1681 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,120 Speaker 1: wasn't thinking. But I am curious. But most of the 1682 01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:15,719 Speaker 1: time people do want to talk about why they lost 1683 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,439 Speaker 1: an arm, or why they're in a wheels or the 1684 01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:21,680 Speaker 1: obvious thing that everyone is avoiding. Oftentimes if you ask 1685 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,800 Speaker 1: it in a kouth way, I mean, don't say that 1686 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,240 Speaker 1: with a personal ways to have what are you living for? 1687 01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:29,559 Speaker 4: But we really wanted to know, like what is if 1688 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,320 Speaker 4: you're in your shoes, what gets you up in the morning? 1689 01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:34,360 Speaker 4: Like if I was a billionaire and. 1690 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,000 Speaker 1: I was you, I'd have trouble getting up in the 1691 01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:38,280 Speaker 1: morning now, And like having a reason to take on 1692 01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:40,679 Speaker 1: more work when it's like I don't really need anything else. 1693 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,599 Speaker 1: As long as I can afford to get Starbucks three 1694 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,479 Speaker 1: times a day and Postmates every night of the week, 1695 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:47,719 Speaker 1: I don't really and maybe send my nephew to college. 1696 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,840 Speaker 1: My nieces doesn't look like she's gonna go, But like, 1697 01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:51,800 Speaker 1: as long as I'm able to get that stuff done, 1698 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,840 Speaker 1: what else is there to life? And so maybe I 1699 01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:56,840 Speaker 1: was kind of seeking it in that way. But the 1700 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,880 Speaker 1: point of life is making podcasts with your friends, and 1701 01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:00,920 Speaker 1: that's fun and that's why I do this, not for 1702 01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,960 Speaker 1: the money. And so I think that's what he does 1703 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,679 Speaker 1: it for, Like he enjoys what he does, which is refreshing, 1704 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,240 Speaker 1: and that's how I connected to comedy, and that's how 1705 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:11,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry a billionaire. Okay, guys, thank you for 1706 01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:13,800 Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. We will be back next week, 1707 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:17,040 Speaker 1: and uh yeah, don't be good and just ask the 1708 01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:17,680 Speaker 1: questions you want to