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Speaker 1: name is Michael Rapport a K. We're gonna go man

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Speaker 1: Dingo um, and we're back for another episode of the

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Speaker 1: Fantasy Football Follies. Um. The show is quickly becoming the

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Speaker 1: go to place for all your fantasy football information. You're like,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about, Michael, Uh, you don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're saying. I do know what I'm saying. Last

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Speaker 1: week I told you, I gave you information. I gave

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Speaker 1: you tips, okay, tips to help you win your daily

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Speaker 1: fantasy football matchups. I'm gonna break down those tips. I

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Speaker 1: played about a hundred and fifty I'm not bullshitting you.

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Speaker 1: A hundred and fifty people at DraftKings. Oh yeah, we danced.

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Speaker 1: We danced all week long. You win some, you lose some,

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Speaker 1: but you live to dance another dance and the Gringo

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Speaker 1: man Dingoes Monkey Cage and it was fantastic. But my

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Speaker 1: named Mama Monkey. Tata Fa Fa FOOI a k A.

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Speaker 1: Gary de la Bonte, the producer, and I threw up

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you this week, I'm playing him. I am

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Speaker 1: oh and four versus Gorilla, I've never beaten him. I

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Speaker 1: this is my uh first quarter of the fantasy football

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Speaker 1: season Super Bowl Ladies and gentlemen, I've never beaten a guerrilla. Okay.

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Speaker 1: If you're new to listening to the show, tune in

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Speaker 1: to the first ever emergency episode. It's episode number fifteen,

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Speaker 1: Episode number fifteen. It was it was I poured my

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Speaker 1: heart out in an emergency episode where I speak on

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Speaker 1: losing to Gary in the finals of my first season

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Speaker 1: in the league and fantasy football in general. Here's a clip. Uh,

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Speaker 1: this is Michael Rappaport for the I Am Rappaport Fantasy

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Speaker 1: Football Emergency Broadcast. So, uh, even if you're not into

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Speaker 1: fantasy football, which I wasn't into fantasy football until sixteen

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Speaker 1: weeks ago, you'll be able to appreciate this because this

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Speaker 1: episode of the Iron Rappaport podcast is about losing. It's

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Speaker 1: about the loneliness and sadness the losing fantasy football can cause.

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Speaker 1: So it's been a couple of hours since my team,

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Speaker 1: my fantasy football team in the Stern Fantasy Football League,

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Speaker 1: the Howard Stern Fantasy Football League. Um, I lost in

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Speaker 1: the fucking finals to Gary de la Bonte. He beat

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Speaker 1: rap Reports Delight. If you are unfamiliar with the Howard

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Speaker 1: Sterns crew, Gary Delabonte has been the producer for The

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Speaker 1: Howard Stern Show for thirty years at least, and he's

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Speaker 1: famously named Mama Mama, Mama monkey FOI by by bah

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Speaker 1: Booie Foolie. That's who Gary de la Bante is. And um,

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Speaker 1: to a monkey. You know, I made it to the finals.

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Speaker 1: But next year, when they're giving Gary de la Bante

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Speaker 1: a k fa fa fui the trophy, um, his name

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Speaker 1: will be on it. It won't say he beat Michael

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Speaker 1: Rappaports team. He beat Rappaports Delight. That's the name of

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Speaker 1: my team, of course. Um, it'll just say Gary de

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Speaker 1: ever emergency podcast episode, and it was about the agony

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Speaker 1: it's all about. That's what fantasy football is all about.

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Speaker 1: But I think this is my year. I won my draft. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I ask? Should I do this? Could I could it

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Speaker 1: four point game. But this week I'm coming for that

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Speaker 1: It's not the year of the monkey. Uh No, two

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Speaker 1: two thousand and sixteen is the year of the gringo

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Speaker 1: man Dingle So Gary de la Bante. He has two quarterbacks,

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Speaker 1: if I were you, Monkey Lips, you have Philip Rivers

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Speaker 1: fucking Stern Show League. Wide receiver's number one. He has

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Speaker 1: DeAndre Hopkins first, Tennessee. You gotta go with him, and

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Speaker 1: I like theoretic verse. Chicago, I'm sure you're gonna you're

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Speaker 1: on Sunday against Gary Delabonte's fifth place name. His team

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Speaker 1: am Rappaport all right. Week three was a wild and

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Speaker 1: and it paid off if you did. Jamis went for

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Speaker 1: four hundred and five passing yards and three touchdowns. Aaron

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Speaker 1: Rodgers through for four. You're welcome, okay. I also I

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Speaker 1: also brought up Shane Marine a bargain in DraftKings Ellie

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Speaker 1: Fantasy last week. I told you to lean on the

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Speaker 1: six year vet. I said it. I said it a

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Speaker 1: speedy back getting his first start in two years. Shane

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Speaker 1: was hungry and he ate, he ate good, he ate

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Speaker 1: to the tune of sixty seven yards and a touchdown

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Speaker 1: on the ground while adding two catches for twenty eight yards. Okay,

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Speaker 1: of course, three thousand, seven hundred dollars. Okay, he was

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Speaker 1: the biggest steal of the week. Shane, you're out. We'll

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Speaker 1: miss you. I hope you recover great. But for those

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Speaker 1: of you who had him in week three again, well

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Speaker 1: you're welcome, right. Another guys that will get your snaps. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Jack Doyle colts another impressive showing for the undrafted tight

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Speaker 1: end and Western Kentucky. He's six six, two hundred and

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Speaker 1: good big hands. Sunday he put up six catches for

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Speaker 1: sixty five yards, and he has a murder as the

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Speaker 1: playmaking tight end for Andrew Luck. Okay, keep your eyes

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Speaker 1: on Jack Doyle. Thirteen catches a hundred and thirty seven

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Speaker 1: yards with two touchdowns through three games. That'll get you snaps,

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Speaker 1: big Jack, that will get you snaps. Terrell Prior, uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Matthew Berry talked about him early in the fantasy year. Okay,

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Speaker 1: drafted as a fucking quarterback, out of Ohio State. I

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Speaker 1: wasn't sure he was gonna be able to make the switch. Uh,

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Speaker 1: play right receiver in the NFL. I was wrong. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this past weekend he was a quarterback wide receiver. Was

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Speaker 1: like they were playing flag football. The Cleveland Browns are

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Speaker 1: playing the NFL's version of flag football. But Terrell Prior.

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Speaker 1: He's six four, he weighs two d and thirty pounds.

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Speaker 1: He thinks like a quarterback. He runs like a wide receiver.

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Speaker 1: He finds the open spots. He puts himself in the

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Speaker 1: position to make an impact on offense. Sorry, Lebron, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: there's a new renaissance man in town and his name

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Speaker 1: is Terrell Prior. Should be some sort of uh like,

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Speaker 1: you know, superhero, like a magnum p I Prior. Terrell Prior,

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Speaker 1: the dude does it all. He had eight catches for

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Speaker 1: a hundred and forty four yards, four carries for twenty

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Speaker 1: one yards and a touchdown. He also threw the boy.

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Speaker 1: He's like an all He's like an old purpose football player.

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Speaker 1: He threw the ball five times. He made three completions

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Speaker 1: for thirty five yards. A stat line like that, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: painful time. It's a painful time of the fantasy football followers.

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Speaker 1: I have to give shout outs to the fox that

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Speaker 1: beat me. H. But I also get to give shout

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Speaker 1: outs to the fox who I beat, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give that. I'm gonna give shout outs to the guys

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Speaker 1: that stepped into the monkey cage, okay, who had the

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Speaker 1: balls big enough to dance? And when we danced, there

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Speaker 1: was it was some pretty dances. I'm gonna give a

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Speaker 1: shout outs to some of you guys. I can't do everybody,

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Speaker 1: literally a hundred fifty games, okay, but these are some

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Speaker 1: of the guys that I beat, all right, M sermon,

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Speaker 1: crack that ass. J Finkelberg, you know who you are.

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Speaker 1: G Willis Coordinator b I H Red Dragons thirty two,

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Speaker 1: The Salty One seven Joe Joe Jakins, Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: see you. I saw you Dylanaire, bride Bud, thanks for

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Speaker 1: the fifty bucks. I appreciate that, bride Bud, fifty bucks

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Speaker 1: it took from you. I'm gonna put it in the

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Speaker 1: savings account. And Joe Callister, that's two in a row.

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Speaker 1: You fuck you, Joseph Callister. I beat your ass two

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Speaker 1: weeks in a row. But I gotta say you keep

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Speaker 1: coming back, keep coming back for more, alright. I I

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Speaker 1: love to dance, okay, And there's really no winners and

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Speaker 1: losers in all honesty, because we're playing low stakes, all right.

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Speaker 1: It's about the ship talking and it's only good fun.

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Speaker 1: So even if I crack that ass real proper. To

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Speaker 1: the guys I just mentioned, I give you a shout out.

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Speaker 1: You had the balls and the courage to dance with

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Speaker 1: a great dancer. I'm a fantastic dancer. What do you

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Speaker 1: want from me? Okay? But I also lost. I also

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Speaker 1: lost a few okay, guy named Amateur, our amateur, hr

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Speaker 1: you lucky fuck I have to admit this. This motherfucker

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Speaker 1: he took me to the cleaners for five hundred. He

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Speaker 1: challenged me the gringo man dingo. And this is where

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Speaker 1: I got screwed because I didn't stick with my gut instinct.

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Speaker 1: I've never been. This is my third week playing fantasy football,

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Speaker 1: and I and I second guest myself in this competitive

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Speaker 1: five game amateur hr you lucky fuck you won, but

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Speaker 1: you know I'm getting that five back. Good to be

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Speaker 1: Johnny b congratulations, uh shellon seven eight c h E

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Speaker 1: l O and seven you suck you rage Cage twenty

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Speaker 1: three Mike Marry and three oh eight scarec. I like

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Speaker 1: your style. Scorcho s k E r R I c

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Speaker 1: h O. I put you on blast last week. You

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Speaker 1: came back. You won. Congratulations Al Bundy on p d S. Okay,

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Speaker 1: beat me, fucking Al Bundy on p d S. This

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Speaker 1: is embarrassing, but you won. Stutees work. You got me again.

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Speaker 1: You fuck this time by less than a point. S

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Speaker 1: t U t s wart. You got me, but I'll

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Speaker 1: be back. Please keep coming back. I want that ten

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Speaker 1: dollars back. Donnie wall Street, you got me twice in

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Speaker 1: five dollar games. Let's let's up the stakes. How about

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Speaker 1: that cheap Oh all right, Donnie wall Street. Since you're

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Speaker 1: such a big shot Donnie wall Street, maybe we we

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Speaker 1: go for with ten bucks or seven dollars and fifty

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Speaker 1: cents all right, cheap o. Ben Lions, my man ESPN

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Speaker 1: radio host Ben Lions nine O two one. Oh you

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Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you. If only I had started Kobe

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Speaker 1: Fleaner over Jacob Tammy, Congratulations, but you Ben Lyons, my

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Speaker 1: man ESPN radio host extraordinaire. I'll see you back in

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Speaker 1: the monkey cage next week. You win some, you lose something, okay,

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Speaker 1: But that's important is that we danced. Okay, Hey, you'll

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Speaker 1: have another chance to dance against me. The Gringo man

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Speaker 1: Dingo will be dancing. You could find me at Rappaports

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Speaker 1: do it all, and we're going We're going to do

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Speaker 1: Welcome to play It, a new podcast network featuring radio

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Speaker 1: Play it at play dot in. All right, here we go, here,

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Speaker 1: Here it is this is this is, this is the

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Speaker 1: information that you want from me, the gringo man dingo.

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Speaker 1: Here are the t d makers, okay, the touchdown makers,

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Speaker 1: the tuddies that I'll help you break the bank going

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Speaker 1: into week four, Okay, this week I have to admit

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Speaker 1: it's a little tricky because we were getting into bye

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Speaker 1: weeks and players values have ticked up just a little bit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: every penny counts, all right, your cheap fox you every

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Speaker 1: penny counts. But at quarterback this week, Kirk Cousins, you

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Speaker 1: like that, of course you sixty and draft Kings Fantasy

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Speaker 1: football money. First Cleveland at home? Go with Kirk Cousins,

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Speaker 1: trust me. Carson Palmer six at home. That's another one.

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Speaker 1: Joe Flacco, okay, Mr Consistency is coming along for is

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Speaker 1: Oakland at home and then Oakland defense? It sucks. It sucks.

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Speaker 1: Steve Smith Sr. Yo Joe Flaco for five thousand, nine

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars verse Oakland at home. That's a good deal,

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Speaker 1: all right. In my running back picks, Melvin Gordon, he's consistent,

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Speaker 1: he's doing well. He's top eight running back. I'm not

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Speaker 1: even fact check. I guarantee Melvin Gordon is in the

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Speaker 1: top eight sixty dollars versus New Orleans. What do I

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Speaker 1: have to say? New Orleans. They don't have defense, they

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Speaker 1: don't care about defense, they don't consider defense. So Melvin

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Speaker 1: Gordon for New Orleans at home. Yeah, I bet on Melvin.

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Speaker 1: Garrett Blunt, He's going to get the ball for five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars verse Buffalo at home. Don't bet against Blunt

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Speaker 1: and don't bet against Belichick, even and even I will

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Speaker 1: admit that Garrett Blunt for five k. He's gonna run

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Speaker 1: circles up and down. Rex and his brother, Why don't

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Speaker 1: even know what his name? Fucking Ryan, Ryan, Bruce Ryan.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember going with the long here. It looks

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Speaker 1: like he smokes more weed than the dude. Alfred Morris

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Speaker 1: thirty nine hundred bucks, fased San Francisco on the road.

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Speaker 1: That's a good deal. Alfred Morris is gonna he's gonna

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Speaker 1: get it. He's gonna get it going my tight end

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Speaker 1: picks Jordan Read listen, that's that's not any magic trick there.

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Speaker 1: But he's sixty three hundred bucks. First Cleveland at home.

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Speaker 1: Cleveland is a joke. Dennis Pitta thirty bucks. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: is a deal. I would go with Dennis Pitta, Okay

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Speaker 1: for thirty nine hundred bucks Verse Oakland at home. Okay, Oakland.

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Speaker 1: They don't play defense either. The final tight end, I

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Speaker 1: think it's gonna have a big week. Zach Miller for

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Speaker 1: twe hundred First Detroit at home, Zach Miller. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if he's Jewish, but the names Zach Miller sounds

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Speaker 1: and feels Jewish. And for twenty seven hundred bucks, this

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Speaker 1: jew would pay for Zach Miller First Detroit. All right,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna break the bank with defenses. Arizona verse l

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Speaker 1: A at home for thirty bucks. Do not give up

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Speaker 1: on the Arizona Cardinals and their defense. That's a good pick.

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Speaker 1: L A has no offense, they have zero offense. I

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Speaker 1: believe in Bruce Arian and I believe in the Cardinals.

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Speaker 1: Washington for verse. Cleveland again Terrell Prior, he's doing his thing.

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Speaker 1: But other than that, Cleveland's there, there, there, there, there there.

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Speaker 1: They have shortcomings, to say the least. So if you

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Speaker 1: could get Washington for bucks, that'll h that'll break the bank.

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Speaker 1: That'll help you break the bank. Okay. In New England,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna smash Buffalo at home. Okay, they're gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: They have to do it. They don't have much on offense.

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Speaker 1: Julian Edelman is a quarterback. They're gonna have to shut

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Speaker 1: down things. On defense. Bill Belichick is gonna wave his

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Speaker 1: magic wine as he does. And in the flex this week,

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Speaker 1: this is tough. Okay, it's challenging, you know, in this week,

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Speaker 1: But I hear some bargain basement players that I think

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Speaker 1: I can help you win. Curtis Artists Payne. I call

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Speaker 1: him Cap James White, Okay, thirty six hundred bucks first

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Speaker 1: the Bills. Bills have had trouble with the past catching

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Speaker 1: RBS this season. Although I don't know Julian Edelman will see,

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Speaker 1: but James White for thirty six hundred bucks, it's a

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Speaker 1: good choice. And in Kwan Bolden, I still like this guy.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't stop. He's a beast. Forty bucks. He's among

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Speaker 1: the leaders and TVs against the weak Chicago defense. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Chicago's d is weak. Oh my goodness, that was a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of information. I'm giving it to the

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Speaker 1: need to give a shout out to the most corrupt

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Speaker 1: league in the fantasy football world, the Rappa Pack League,

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Speaker 1: of which I am the commissioner. Twelve teams managed by

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Speaker 1: a wrapper pack Elite. The team names speak for themselves.

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Speaker 1: This is a fucking ship show of a league. The

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Speaker 1: Whig Pieces Duke, the Whig Piece Dukes. That's one team,

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Speaker 1: these nuts Kaepernick's Froze Chicago Wrapper Pack. Shout out to

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Speaker 1: my man there, Luther Andro Soul zebra Head. Of course

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Speaker 1: it's a wrapper pack league. I love these guys, the

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Speaker 1: Albino Rhino Jr. No Bruno. We are rappaport stick Men,

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Speaker 1: Mr Morris and in first place the Rhode Island Wrappa Pack,

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Speaker 1: the Rhody Wrapper Pack. Only Rhody and Mr Morris are

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Speaker 1: undefeated with four teams that only have one loss. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they only have and loss only ROADI and Mr Morris,

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Speaker 1: they're doing their thing, the wig pieces. Listen, we need

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Speaker 1: to talk. I see what you're doing with the roster

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Speaker 1: of three Norwood's, one small Wood and two dukes. I

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Speaker 1: get it all over this mattered duke. But get your

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Speaker 1: mind rate. This is fantasy football. This isn't the joke. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You're playing for a customized championship ring from www. Official

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Speaker 1: Fantasy rings dot Com. Okay, and they're excellent. The rings

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Speaker 1: are beautiful, all right. This isn't some sort of playground team.

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Speaker 1: Make some trade, scour the waiver wires, do something. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the wig piece Dukes, your team is trash. Okay, you're

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Speaker 1: making a mockery of fantasy football. I think every team

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Speaker 1: in the in the rap Pack League still has a

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Speaker 1: shot to win this. Don't be afraid to make moves

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Speaker 1: over or under the table. Okay, if you want to

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Speaker 1: make a move under the table, you know where to

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Speaker 1: find me. You know, five bucks ago a long way

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Speaker 1: in this league. It's the fantasy football follies. I am

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Speaker 1: starting this Thursday and all your matchups. Wish me luck

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Speaker 1: first that gorilla and his stinky breath. Okay, even though

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