WEBVTT - Nobody Interrupts Father and Son Bonding Time 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:06.160 Live. Oh man, dude, it feels good. Ray, it felt great. 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:10.280 I know what you're talking about the NBA draft. I'm 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:12.880 picking up what you're putting down. What am I picking up? 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:18.360 What am I putting down? Here's your sound effect. You 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.080 couldn't be more correct, because I thought about it when 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:23.439 it was that hot. Man, I can't believe somebody's golfing 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.799 in this and that somebody's lunchbox. Listen. I wasn't worried 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.319 about heat. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:30.720 I grew up in the mean streets of Austin, Texas, 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:32.360 and guess what it is down there. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.320 It's hot. It is hot. 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.840 I haven't been back in eight years, and so when 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:41.120 there's a little heat, yeah, it's annoying, like it's not 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:44.320 the most comfortable. But man, you just slide over to 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.159 the other side of the golf cart and drive from 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:48.720 the passenger's side, so you're in the shade. When you're 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.519 waiting to hit, you sit in the shade. It's no 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:54.720 big deal. So I roll up to that golf course 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:56.280 on Wednesday, and I'm like. 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.840 I am here to play. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.880 I get dressed in the parking lot cement a little 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.960 bit hot when you're taking off your shoes to put 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.680 on your shorts out, Oh out, hurry, get your golf 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:08.160 shoes on. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.640 Got them? You ain't doing that at the country club. 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:13.840 No, well, this is just the local Meuni now walk in. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:15.960 I'm like, hey man, He's like, can I help you? 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:19.360 I'm like yeah, I'm just here to play eighteen and 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.080 he goes, just by yourself. I'm like, yep, takes my 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:25.080 credit card, boop. All right, man, you're good to go. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.039 And I go get in the golf cart and I 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.720 drive up to the first tea and there's a threesome. 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:34.119 Sitting there, number sixty nine carts about to tee off, 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.839 and they're playing from the yellows. They're older gentleman yeah. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.800 And I'm at the whites a little bit back, and 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:42.959 I'm like, all right, maybe they'll let me play with them. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:43.800 And I pull up. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.399 The guy walks up to the first tea and he's 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:50.160 kind of warming up and a single comes driving up 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:52.280 behind me goes, you playing by yourself? 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:53.240 Oh no? 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:58.320 And I'm like, yeah, did you want to hit it 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:00.680 with me? I mean we can hit together. He goes, 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:02.600 oh no, I'm actually playing with those guys up there. 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:08.760 I'm like, oh, he goes Marcus, Marcus Marcus. 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:13.160 Yeah, he hears you. What hey, man, this dude's a 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.760 single Let him go before us, Let him go before us. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:22.520 I am like, yes, thank you man. He goes, you 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:23.840 go ahead, and I said, you about to take all 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:24.280 their money? 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:27.320 Goes? You bet your damn ass I am. I'm like 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:30.600 all right. And these guys were serious, they were all 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:34.600 wearing pants. That's courteous of them, though. That's a bold 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:37.120 thing for somebody to do in society. Now, to let 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:40.280 you play through that early, take the initiative, get you through. 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:44.160 I mean, he let Marcus know, hey, Marcus, Marcus, he's 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:47.000 a single man. Let him go before us. He's like, yeah, 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:50.720 I'm retired. What I was like, very nice of youth, 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:51.240 Thank you man. 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.760 I know you guys have nowhere to be because afterwards 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.600 you're gonna sit around and just talk about the weather 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:57.960 for a while. And I said, man, that's a bold 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:00.880 move wearing pants in this weather. He goes, I've learned 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.200 over the years, you don't wear shorts when you're golfing. 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:07.520 He goes too many bushes and thorns and when you're 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.240 looking for your ball, can't be having shorts on. 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.760 Valid point, too hot though, Yeah, I like pants guys 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.440 look weird. So not in golf shorts. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.720 Just stick with the long and not when it's hot. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:20.919 When it's at ninety five degrees, you can't wear pants. 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:21.480 I don't care. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:24.320 But if they breathe, I gotta get you a pair 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.880 of dicks. Oh. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.160 I got a friend, my friend James from the soccer team. 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:29.040 He works at Dicks. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:31.120 Those some of those. Man, you don't even feel like 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:34.280 you're wearing pants. Oh, never had any of those, but anyway, Oh, 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.800 I'm not forgot to put them on the parking lot. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:43.160 So then I mean I'm just first all, drive it 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:46.200 a little right, put it over there, just short of 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:50.160 the green on the third shot, chip it on the fourth, 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:56.520 put the fifth par I mean, wait, it starts with 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.640 a par five. Yes, this course I went to started 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:02.080 with a par five. Oh beauty, we are about to. 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:05.920 Rock and roll rocket mortgage. Good. I see what you 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:07.760 did there. That tournament's this weekend. 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:12.720 Exactly a good tie in. So then I just fly. 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:17.520 I'm moving boom boom, boom boom. And then I get 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:21.480 to like number five and there's a threesome and they 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:23.800 wave me on, Hey man, come on, why do you 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:24.680 go ahead and play through? 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:28.279 Oh? Thank you, gentlemen. I really do appreciate it. I 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:32.159 do appreciate it. Wack smack my drive down the middle. 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:33.200 This is great. Man. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:37.200 We are flying around, get all the way through seven, 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:39.080 and then you got to go around a curve to 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.320 get to number eight. And I am just smoking that 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:46.320 golf cart and I come around the curve and there's 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.599 two two dudes on the tea box. I'm like, oh, 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:50.720 almost ran into their golf car because I was going 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.719 so fast because I was just like, man, there's no 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:53.360 one around. 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.640 And they look at it. Boys, you guys kissing. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.080 They look at me and they go, man, you flew 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.880 through those first seven, didn't you. I'm like yeah, and 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.560 they go us two, but there's a force them in 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.400 front of us, and two walkers in front of them. 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:09.640 It's a little backed up. I'm like, okay, So I'm 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.279 getting out of the cart because they're talking to me. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:14.120 So I'm assuming that it's about to be us three 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:18.159 playing together. And I'm like, oh, that's cool, you guys. 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:19.960 Mind if I hit it with you guys, then. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.960 Hold up one second, eight holes. I was about to 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:26.000 say the same thing as those guys. So smooth sailing 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:29.279 rarely is it a perfect day on the course. Here's 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:32.159 a pitfall. I'm assuming continue the story. 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:35.479 Well the pitfall was I thought, Man, if there's a 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:39.240 two walkers and then a foursome, it's gonna take forever. 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.080 And then these two people in front of me, So 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.839 they're gonna be waiting on those people because it's a foresome. 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:46.080 Right, So you're gonna now have to play with these 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:46.760 two randoms. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.720 So I'm about to play with these two randoms, which 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.880 is fine. I don't mind it. It's okay, no big deal. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:53.440 What's up, Jason Gibbles. 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:56.560 Yeah, I'm an air conditioning repair salesman exactly. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.880 I repair air conditioners. I don't want to talk about 0:05:58.920 --> 0:05:59.400 my job. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.160 Let's go until they ask you about it. And you're 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.320 on the course with him, and it's so freaking awkward 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.400 because he knows nothing about air conditioner repair sales. 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.400 Yes, air conditioning sales is a tough job. You sell 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:14.200 air conditioners to big businesses. I do commercial and residential. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.640 Depending on what you need. What are you at right now, 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.080 seventy two, We'll get you down to sixty nine. Yeah, 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:21.720 you need to have a cooler than that. And so 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.040 I'm like, all right, here we go, let's go, let's go. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:26.520 And so I get out and I'm getting my driver out, 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:28.719 you know, And I said, you guys, mind if I 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:32.200 hit him with you guys? Actually we're doing some father 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:32.920 son bonding. 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:39.360 We'd like to play by ourselves. It's so awkward, awkward turtle. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:43.159 Oh all right, yeah, man, we're not trying to be rude. 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.320 It's just you know, my son's in town. So we're 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.279 just trying to get around of golfing together. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:50.640 What are you guys doing telling dorm stories? 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.920 Okay, yeah, So I'm gonna have to just sit here 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:58.440 while you guys hit, and then every hole I'm gonna 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.840 have to sit here while you guys hit because one 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.080 is gonna be faster than two, and there's a foursome 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:04.560 in front of you, so you're gonna be backed up 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:06.880 behind them the entire time. But I can't hit in 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:08.719 with you. I won't even say a word to you guys. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:12.040 I may say nice shot, good job, how you doing? 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.920 Oh sorry you missed that putt, But that's about it. 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:16.600 I don't have to talk to you guys. 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:20.080 I can handle a little locker room talk, you know 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:25.840 what I'm saying. Hell, I can be the outcast in 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:27.600 the locker room because not everybody in the locker room 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:28.120 gets the talk. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:29.840 Some of them had to just sit there and shut up. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.880 I can sit there and shut up. I just would 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:36.360 appreciate not sitting here watching you hit and then having 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.400 to wait for you to go hit another one until 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.000 I can hit on every single hole. And I understand 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.800 you're a father and son, but I hope my son 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:48.400 doesn't turn out like your douchebag son. Okay, I mean, 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:53.400 who doesn't let you play in I'm sorry, we're doing 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.240 a little father son bonding. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:08:00.080 Yeah, it doesn't matter if it's awkward, bro that just 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.360 looks awkward, if it's an eighty or or not even 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:05.000 I like the older people. Or if it's a forty 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.000 five year old looks like you just got divorced, a 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:09.120 guy that looks like he's on skag, maybe a guy 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.800 on a binge. Wait, you'll let anybody play with you, 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:14.840 it doesn't matter. I mean, I'm never too big to 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:18.560 let somebody roll with you. I agree with one percent. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.440 I don't care what you're doing when you play. When 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:23.120 you show up to a golf course with less than 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:26.840 four people, there is always that chance that someone is 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:27.880 going to play with you. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.040 Or the girl from Indiana? Can we play with you? Guys? 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:35.680 Justin just about fell over, So, I mean we couldn't 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.400 have said yes fast. I mean, Justin's never been so 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:43.839 nervous in his damn life. You work? What size shoe 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.200 do you wear? What? Justin? Who cares about what size 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:49.040 of shoes she wears? Uh? Do you like the weather 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:52.480 in Indiana? Justin? What kind of questions are these? That 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:55.400 was one of the better play ins of all time. Yeah, well, 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:56.280 this was about to be. 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:57.760 A great play and I was going to get to 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:00.800 bond with this father and this son, and the sun 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.960 is like at least college age, so I mean, it's 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.920 like they're old enough where it's not like I'm interrupting 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.280 the an eight year old and the dad learning golf 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:11.560 for the first time teaching his eight year old like 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.320 a little bonding. So all right, man, you guys don't 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:16.280 want me to play in cool things, So I'll just 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:19.240 sit here in my cart. Why you guys tea off? 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:23.200 So they tea off, and every hole I sat there 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.880 while they teed off and then drive away, and then 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:27.440 I would have to wait for them to hit their 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:29.560 second shot before I could hit my first shot. 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:33.680 It was so annoying. Question, Yes, why didn't you just 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:37.280 chill for twenty minutes, let them play way ahead and 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:40.760 then you're good instead of being impatient. Well that's what 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:41.720 I did on whole eleven. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.600 After a while, I was just like, this is getting stupid, 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.160 Like I'm sitting here, so for three holes, I did 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:49.000 the whole drive up. Maybe they'll let me play with him. 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.400 Maybe the father son bonding and going so, well, he's 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:54.160 mad at dad, dad's mad at son. It didn't happen. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.600 So on the number eleven tea box, I just sat 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.040 there until they finished the hole. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.800 Mm hmm, that's what I That's usually when a cargirl 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.240 will come into play, get some food, get some drinks. 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.800 You never can go back to the clubhouse. That's tough. 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:07.720 No I didn't. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:09.880 I could have reversed and gone back to the clubhouse 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.120 got something to eat, but I didn't, and there was 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:16.680 no cartgirl, so it was just me and nature and 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:18.920 I sat around for a little bit, let them finish 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:22.760 number eleven, and then it was kind of smooth sailing 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.840 after that until. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:29.800 Number seventeen. That's when the crocodile and the python came in. 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:34.480 And I'm not talking about the animals. Number seventeen. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:38.199 I remember I had let them play an entire hole. Yeah, 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:40.920 I'd get to the tea box at seventeen and they're 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:41.960 out there in the fairway. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.280 It could have helped if I went with you. It 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:47.079 really could have, instead of just hearing this story secondhand. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.120 You know, right, they were in the fairway. I don't know. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:52.000 I wasn't there. No, no, no, oh, get well, get ready. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.760 This is where it's hilarious. I thought all of this 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:55.439 was funny. 0:10:55.760 --> 0:11:00.120 They are in the fairway and they are dry, I 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:04.599 mean back and forth, back and forth, right on the 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:07.280 edge of the rough. They can't find their ball. 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:13.360 Sometimes that happens. That happens. Cool. They looked and looked. 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.959 Then they get out and they're just pushing the grass 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.600 with their feet all the way down the fairway. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:20.960 Boys, you're good to drop, Just drop. It'll be a 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.640 free drop. You can afford golf balls, right. 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:30.200 Oh right, what a freaking crazy, crazy concept. This isn't 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.800 a tournament. There's no freaking million dollars on the line. 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.160 You know where the ball went, you know it didn't 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:42.480 go out of play, So drop and don't count a stroke. Oh, God, no, 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:47.880 that would be too easy. Back and forth, back and forth. 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:49.720 Let's go over here by the tree. No, it's not 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:51.760 over there. Let's go look in the sand. But nope, no, 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.360 not in the sand trap. Okay, let's dry back and 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.680 forth back, let's walk leave our cart and you walk 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.120 that way. I'll walk this way back. We'll meet back 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.760 in the middle. Nope, still nothing, and I'm. 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.559 Boys, we're not looking for a missing person. Come on 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.920 back in, guys, you didn't lose your wallet. It's one 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.920 golf ball and it's probably a shrick song, which isn't 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.959 very expensive, So just drop one and don't count a 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:18.160 stroke or a top flight. Oh, top flights are like rocks. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.400 Don't play with top flights. If you're playing with top flights, 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.120 it is hurting your golf game. I'm gonna tell you 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:27.880 that right now. X S x R sx r G SXG. 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:29.080 I don't know what that is. 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:33.720 I get Kirklands. Those are great two. That's the Costco brand, 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:34.960 right or Sam's one of the two. 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:40.319 Let's go anyway. I see a Kirkland. I hid it 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:46.000 into the closest horse past week. I'm just like, okay, cool, 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.680 all right, let's go and I'm throwing my hands up, like, 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:52.200 come on, guys, come on, guys. Wait are you saying that? 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:55.400 Come on, guys a podcast? So I said, come on, guys. 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.640 Oh this is getting the awkward because look, Ray, it's 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:02.680 ninety eight degrees hot human, it's number seventeen. Like we were. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:04.839 I had waited a hole hole, so I had been 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:08.280 flowing on the back nine and they are out there 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:10.960 and I'm like, okay, they're about to hit. Nope, I'm 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:14.600 gonna keep walking. Ray. They looked for the ball in 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:20.680 the rough for thirteen minutes. Thirteen minutes is how long 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:23.600 it should take you to play an entire hole. And 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:28.600 they looked for their ball for thirteen minutes instead of 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.800 just dropping and not counting a stroke. It's like, for 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:35.120 the love of God. And I sat there and I said, guys, 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:40.840 come on, just hit the ball. Just drop. There are 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:44.760 no it's not a tournament. I was like, what are 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:48.160 we doing? What are we doing? Did they hear you 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:50.520 or are you just saying that to the trees. No. 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.920 They looked up and they're like, we're looking for our ball. 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:57.080 I said, I good grief, Like, you don't have to 0:13:57.120 --> 0:14:00.000 look for your ball. It doesn't matter, guys a one time. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.240 I'm all low key Fleck's rich. I can afford a 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.920 two dollars ball. If me and Justin don't find it 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:07.839 for a minute, that's a minute of fun that we're 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.040 not having. Move on to the next ball. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:13.080 I give it about forty five seconds to a minute 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.280 minute and a half. If you don't find it in 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.600 that time, and you know the direction it went, I 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.520 call those Marshall balls. You would have found them if 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.360 there was a Marshal. So drop it down. 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:23.040 Yeah. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.480 Like the PGA, they have spotters that go and find 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.760 their balls and stick flags. If we were playing real golf, 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.000 like in a tournament, you'd be able to find it. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.640 You just the grass is a little bit longer right there. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.520 Just drop a ball and don't count a stroke. But 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:38.880 for thirteen minutes you make me stand there. I went 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:41.360 into the woods, took a peek, came back and guess what, 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:42.920 there's still still looking. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:47.560 For their damn ball. Still. Did you think about pulling 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.720 out the rage finder and looking binocular and seeing if 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:51.360 you could see it. 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.600 No, I wasn't gonna assist in any way. I was 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:56.560 not gonna contribute to this. I kept thinking, should I 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:59.520 just hit this ball? Should I just hit this ball? 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:01.480 Then I just in the back of my head said, 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.840 is that really worth it? Is it really worth a 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.960 dad and son coming back here and whooping my ass? 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:10.840 It'd have been one of those videos we see. 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.440 Yes, exactly, because it would have been two of them 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:16.120 one of me, and it would have been ugly and 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:17.880 it wasn't worth it, because what if I do hit them? 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:20.640 Then what then there's a big problem all because they 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.760 spent thirteen minutes looking for their ball when I'm already 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:27.160 hot and sweaty, I'm playing good, I'm in a flow, 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.560 and they looked and looked and looked, and then they 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:34.160 finally dropped one and hit one, and then the dad 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.120 has to go hit his So the dad didn't even 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:38.560 hit his ball, why his son was looking for his ball. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:42.480 I'm like, guys, the inefficiency of your golf game is 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:44.200 so frustrating. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.320 Yeah, that could have been solved a lot of different ways. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:49.520 But oh, what if you had said right away, guys, 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.000 can I hit you? Guys? Care if I go ahead 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:53.520 and hit and they just moved to the side and 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:54.280 then you rock it? 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:56.600 Well, I don't think they wanted me to hit because 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:58.360 then that means I would have been playing with them 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.040 because we all would have been playing our shot. Yeah, 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:04.680 and that would have interrupted father son bonding. And let 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:06.600 me tell you how I know they are a douchebag 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:10.560 combo because they spent thirteen minutes looking for the ball 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:13.160 when they could have dropped and not taken a stroke. 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:16.280 That tells you they have no fun and they suck 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:17.000 as humans. 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.240 Some of these balls at the Muni's, you know they're 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:20.960 not going to be as groomed as well as the 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.960 country clubs. And you can just tell it's a patch 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:25.840 where unless you're right on top of it, you're not 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.960 gonna see it correct. But you know it went right 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.520 in that little, you know, ten yard section. Who cares 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.520 they got one of the muni by me. They have 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:36.920 rough grass in the middle of the fairway. I've got 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:37.800 that too. I've seen that. 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:41.920 It's like, uh, guys, this in this crabgrass isn't supposed 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:43.040 to be in the middle of the fairway. 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:44.920 I don't know what crabgrass is. It just sounds like 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:46.320 a good thing. No, I think he had nailed it, 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:47.080 did I? Yeah? 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:50.160 But yes, And so then they finally went I finished 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:54.560 the round. It was so much fun. It felt great to. 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:55.200 Get out there. 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:57.680 And I will say, after taking a month off, if 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:00.920 you guys want to report on my game, the driver 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:04.600 was a little right every pretty much every hole except 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:06.640 for those last two holes seventeen and eighteen. 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:12.640 I had the best drives. Whoo whoa man. I smacked 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:16.560 it on seventeen, hugged the corner all the way down 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.840 one hundred and twelve yards out, one hundred and fourteen 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:24.000 yards out after my drive, and I still managed to 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:27.080 double bogie that. Mother. What do you think you shot though? 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:30.919 Total wise, I shot at ninety two and you played 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:36.160 great those last two holes. I'm telling you, I smacked 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.840 those drives, smacked them. You're not gonna find me playing 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.640 in ninety five. I'm barely hitting balls off the back 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:44.480 patio onto the chippin' and. 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:48.640 Then I double bogie number seventeen and eighteen. The approach 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.200 on number seventeen was great. I just hit it left 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:53.119 of the green. I was just on the fringe and 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:55.760 then I chipped it. Only problem is I picked my 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:57.879 head up scalded it all the way across the green 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:01.840 off the other side. So that is really where I 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:03.160 cost myself two strokes. 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:06.000 Yeah, so tell me this. When are the boys gonna 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:09.080 go h whenever you want? Man, No, no, no, your kids? 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.919 Oh why why is the oldest one not in the 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.560 territory of you and him having those talks? That's a 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:18.440 great question. Nah, you can't play in uh having a 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.320 talk with my boy about the birds and the bees. 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:24.840 But what do you guys, like, why didn't you ask 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:28.639 him what all you guys talking about up there by them? Yeah? Like, 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:30.159 what are you teaching your son? Like? 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:32.720 What's the big lesson in life that I can't be 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:34.320 a part of that. I can just sit here and 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:36.960 not listen to you hit him with one of those Oh. 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.600 One of those closet talks. I'll give you guys two holes. 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:41.480 Got it? Man, you want your son. 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:43.399 You're trying to convince him it's okay to come out 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:45.640 or you're trying to put him back in. I don't know, man, 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:48.439 but you're trying to accept what his lifestyle is. 0:18:48.520 --> 0:18:50.640 I understand that, Hey, ma and your mom are getting 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:53.479 a divorce. You're gonna tell him on the course. Oh, man, 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:56.399 take into a restaurant, get a couple of drinks. Good gosh, 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:57.960