Speaker 1: Live. Oh man, dude, it feels good. Ray, it felt great.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about the NBA draft. I'm
Speaker 1: picking up what you're putting down. What am I picking up?
Speaker 1: What am I putting down? Here's your sound effect. You
Speaker 1: couldn't be more correct, because I thought about it when
Speaker 1: it was that hot. Man, I can't believe somebody's golfing
Speaker 1: in this and that somebody's lunchbox. Listen. I wasn't worried
Speaker 1: about heat.
Speaker 2: I grew up in the mean streets of Austin, Texas,
Speaker 2: and guess what it is down there.
Speaker 1: It's hot. It is hot.
Speaker 2: I haven't been back in eight years, and so when
Speaker 2: there's a little heat, yeah, it's annoying, like it's not
Speaker 2: the most comfortable. But man, you just slide over to
Speaker 2: the other side of the golf cart and drive from
Speaker 2: the passenger's side, so you're in the shade. When you're
Speaker 2: waiting to hit, you sit in the shade. It's no
Speaker 2: big deal. So I roll up to that golf course
Speaker 2: on Wednesday, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: I am here to play.
Speaker 2: I get dressed in the parking lot cement a little
Speaker 2: bit hot when you're taking off your shoes to put
Speaker 2: on your shorts out, Oh out, hurry, get your golf
Speaker 2: shoes on.
Speaker 1: Got them? You ain't doing that at the country club.
Speaker 2: No, well, this is just the local Meuni now walk in.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey man, He's like, can I help you?
Speaker 2: I'm like yeah, I'm just here to play eighteen and
Speaker 2: he goes, just by yourself. I'm like, yep, takes my
Speaker 2: credit card, boop. All right, man, you're good to go.
Speaker 2: And I go get in the golf cart and I
Speaker 2: drive up to the first tea and there's a threesome.
Speaker 1: Sitting there, number sixty nine carts about to tee off,
Speaker 1: and they're playing from the yellows. They're older gentleman yeah.
Speaker 2: And I'm at the whites a little bit back, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, maybe they'll let me play with them.
Speaker 1: And I pull up.
Speaker 2: The guy walks up to the first tea and he's
Speaker 2: kind of warming up and a single comes driving up
Speaker 2: behind me goes, you playing by yourself?
Speaker 1: Oh no?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, did you want to hit it
Speaker 2: with me? I mean we can hit together. He goes,
Speaker 2: oh no, I'm actually playing with those guys up there.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he goes Marcus, Marcus Marcus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he hears you. What hey, man, this dude's a
Speaker 1: single Let him go before us, Let him go before us.
Speaker 2: I am like, yes, thank you man. He goes, you
Speaker 2: go ahead, and I said, you about to take all
Speaker 2: their money?
Speaker 1: Goes? You bet your damn ass I am. I'm like
Speaker 1: all right. And these guys were serious, they were all
Speaker 1: wearing pants. That's courteous of them, though. That's a bold
Speaker 1: thing for somebody to do in society. Now, to let
Speaker 1: you play through that early, take the initiative, get you through.
Speaker 1: I mean, he let Marcus know, hey, Marcus, Marcus, he's
Speaker 1: a single man. Let him go before us. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm retired. What I was like, very nice of youth,
Speaker 1: Thank you man.
Speaker 2: I know you guys have nowhere to be because afterwards
Speaker 2: you're gonna sit around and just talk about the weather
Speaker 2: for a while. And I said, man, that's a bold
Speaker 2: move wearing pants in this weather. He goes, I've learned
Speaker 2: over the years, you don't wear shorts when you're golfing.
Speaker 2: He goes too many bushes and thorns and when you're
Speaker 2: looking for your ball, can't be having shorts on.
Speaker 1: Valid point, too hot though, Yeah, I like pants guys
Speaker 1: look weird. So not in golf shorts.
Speaker 2: Just stick with the long and not when it's hot.
Speaker 2: When it's at ninety five degrees, you can't wear pants.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: But if they breathe, I gotta get you a pair
Speaker 1: of dicks. Oh.
Speaker 2: I got a friend, my friend James from the soccer team.
Speaker 2: He works at Dicks.
Speaker 1: Those some of those. Man, you don't even feel like
Speaker 1: you're wearing pants. Oh, never had any of those, but anyway, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not forgot to put them on the parking lot.
Speaker 2: So then I mean I'm just first all, drive it
Speaker 2: a little right, put it over there, just short of
Speaker 2: the green on the third shot, chip it on the fourth,
Speaker 2: put the fifth par I mean, wait, it starts with
Speaker 2: a par five. Yes, this course I went to started
Speaker 2: with a par five. Oh beauty, we are about to.
Speaker 1: Rock and roll rocket mortgage. Good. I see what you
Speaker 1: did there. That tournament's this weekend.
Speaker 2: Exactly a good tie in. So then I just fly.
Speaker 2: I'm moving boom boom, boom boom. And then I get
Speaker 2: to like number five and there's a threesome and they
Speaker 2: wave me on, Hey man, come on, why do you
Speaker 2: go ahead and play through?
Speaker 1: Oh? Thank you, gentlemen. I really do appreciate it. I
Speaker 1: do appreciate it. Wack smack my drive down the middle.
Speaker 1: This is great. Man.
Speaker 2: We are flying around, get all the way through seven,
Speaker 2: and then you got to go around a curve to
Speaker 2: get to number eight. And I am just smoking that
Speaker 2: golf cart and I come around the curve and there's
Speaker 2: two two dudes on the tea box. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: almost ran into their golf car because I was going
Speaker 2: so fast because I was just like, man, there's no
Speaker 2: one around.
Speaker 1: And they look at it. Boys, you guys kissing.
Speaker 2: They look at me and they go, man, you flew
Speaker 2: through those first seven, didn't you. I'm like yeah, and
Speaker 2: they go us two, but there's a force them in
Speaker 2: front of us, and two walkers in front of them.
Speaker 2: It's a little backed up. I'm like, okay, So I'm
Speaker 2: getting out of the cart because they're talking to me.
Speaker 2: So I'm assuming that it's about to be us three
Speaker 2: playing together. And I'm like, oh, that's cool, you guys.
Speaker 2: Mind if I hit it with you guys, then.
Speaker 1: Hold up one second, eight holes. I was about to
Speaker 1: say the same thing as those guys. So smooth sailing
Speaker 1: rarely is it a perfect day on the course. Here's
Speaker 1: a pitfall. I'm assuming continue the story.
Speaker 2: Well the pitfall was I thought, Man, if there's a
Speaker 2: two walkers and then a foursome, it's gonna take forever.
Speaker 2: And then these two people in front of me, So
Speaker 2: they're gonna be waiting on those people because it's a foresome.
Speaker 1: Right, So you're gonna now have to play with these
Speaker 1: two randoms.
Speaker 2: So I'm about to play with these two randoms, which
Speaker 2: is fine. I don't mind it. It's okay, no big deal.
Speaker 2: What's up, Jason Gibbles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm an air conditioning repair salesman exactly.
Speaker 2: I repair air conditioners. I don't want to talk about
Speaker 2: my job.
Speaker 1: Let's go until they ask you about it. And you're
Speaker 1: on the course with him, and it's so freaking awkward
Speaker 1: because he knows nothing about air conditioner repair sales.
Speaker 2: Yes, air conditioning sales is a tough job. You sell
Speaker 2: air conditioners to big businesses. I do commercial and residential.
Speaker 1: Depending on what you need. What are you at right now,
Speaker 1: seventy two, We'll get you down to sixty nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to have a cooler than that. And so
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, here we go, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2: And so I get out and I'm getting my driver out,
Speaker 2: you know, And I said, you guys, mind if I
Speaker 2: hit him with you guys? Actually we're doing some father
Speaker 2: son bonding.
Speaker 1: We'd like to play by ourselves. It's so awkward, awkward turtle.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, yeah, man, we're not trying to be rude.
Speaker 2: It's just you know, my son's in town. So we're
Speaker 2: just trying to get around of golfing together.
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing telling dorm stories?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, So I'm gonna have to just sit here
Speaker 2: while you guys hit, and then every hole I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to sit here while you guys hit because one
Speaker 2: is gonna be faster than two, and there's a foursome
Speaker 2: in front of you, so you're gonna be backed up
Speaker 2: behind them the entire time. But I can't hit in
Speaker 2: with you. I won't even say a word to you guys.
Speaker 2: I may say nice shot, good job, how you doing?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry you missed that putt, But that's about it.
Speaker 2: I don't have to talk to you guys.
Speaker 1: I can handle a little locker room talk, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Hell, I can be the outcast in
Speaker 1: the locker room because not everybody in the locker room
Speaker 1: gets the talk.
Speaker 2: Some of them had to just sit there and shut up.
Speaker 2: I can sit there and shut up. I just would
Speaker 2: appreciate not sitting here watching you hit and then having
Speaker 2: to wait for you to go hit another one until
Speaker 2: I can hit on every single hole. And I understand
Speaker 2: you're a father and son, but I hope my son
Speaker 2: doesn't turn out like your douchebag son. Okay, I mean,
Speaker 2: who doesn't let you play in I'm sorry, we're doing
Speaker 2: a little father son bonding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't matter if it's awkward, bro that just
Speaker 1: looks awkward, if it's an eighty or or not even
Speaker 1: I like the older people. Or if it's a forty
Speaker 1: five year old looks like you just got divorced, a
Speaker 1: guy that looks like he's on skag, maybe a guy
Speaker 1: on a binge. Wait, you'll let anybody play with you,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I mean, I'm never too big to
Speaker 1: let somebody roll with you. I agree with one percent.
Speaker 2: I don't care what you're doing when you play. When
Speaker 2: you show up to a golf course with less than
Speaker 2: four people, there is always that chance that someone is
Speaker 2: going to play with you.
Speaker 1: Or the girl from Indiana? Can we play with you? Guys?
Speaker 1: Justin just about fell over, So, I mean we couldn't
Speaker 1: have said yes fast. I mean, Justin's never been so
Speaker 1: nervous in his damn life. You work? What size shoe
Speaker 1: do you wear? What? Justin? Who cares about what size
Speaker 1: of shoes she wears? Uh? Do you like the weather
Speaker 1: in Indiana? Justin? What kind of questions are these? That
Speaker 1: was one of the better play ins of all time. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: this was about to be.
Speaker 2: A great play and I was going to get to
Speaker 2: bond with this father and this son, and the sun
Speaker 2: is like at least college age, so I mean, it's
Speaker 2: like they're old enough where it's not like I'm interrupting
Speaker 2: the an eight year old and the dad learning golf
Speaker 2: for the first time teaching his eight year old like
Speaker 2: a little bonding. So all right, man, you guys don't
Speaker 2: want me to play in cool things, So I'll just
Speaker 2: sit here in my cart. Why you guys tea off?
Speaker 2: So they tea off, and every hole I sat there
Speaker 2: while they teed off and then drive away, and then
Speaker 2: I would have to wait for them to hit their
Speaker 2: second shot before I could hit my first shot.
Speaker 1: It was so annoying. Question, Yes, why didn't you just
Speaker 1: chill for twenty minutes, let them play way ahead and
Speaker 1: then you're good instead of being impatient. Well that's what
Speaker 1: I did on whole eleven.
Speaker 2: After a while, I was just like, this is getting stupid,
Speaker 2: Like I'm sitting here, so for three holes, I did
Speaker 2: the whole drive up. Maybe they'll let me play with him.
Speaker 2: Maybe the father son bonding and going so, well, he's
Speaker 2: mad at dad, dad's mad at son. It didn't happen.
Speaker 2: So on the number eleven tea box, I just sat
Speaker 2: there until they finished the hole.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, that's what I That's usually when a cargirl
Speaker 1: will come into play, get some food, get some drinks.
Speaker 1: You never can go back to the clubhouse. That's tough.
Speaker 1: No I didn't.
Speaker 2: I could have reversed and gone back to the clubhouse
Speaker 2: got something to eat, but I didn't, and there was
Speaker 2: no cartgirl, so it was just me and nature and
Speaker 2: I sat around for a little bit, let them finish
Speaker 2: number eleven, and then it was kind of smooth sailing
Speaker 2: after that until.
Speaker 1: Number seventeen. That's when the crocodile and the python came in.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about the animals. Number seventeen.
Speaker 2: I remember I had let them play an entire hole. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd get to the tea box at seventeen and they're
Speaker 2: out there in the fairway.
Speaker 1: It could have helped if I went with you. It
Speaker 1: really could have, instead of just hearing this story secondhand.
Speaker 1: You know, right, they were in the fairway. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wasn't there. No, no, no, oh, get well, get ready.
Speaker 1: This is where it's hilarious. I thought all of this
Speaker 1: was funny.
Speaker 2: They are in the fairway and they are dry, I
Speaker 2: mean back and forth, back and forth, right on the
Speaker 2: edge of the rough. They can't find their ball.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that happens. That happens. Cool. They looked and looked.
Speaker 2: Then they get out and they're just pushing the grass
Speaker 2: with their feet all the way down the fairway.
Speaker 1: Boys, you're good to drop, Just drop. It'll be a
Speaker 1: free drop. You can afford golf balls, right.
Speaker 2: Oh right, what a freaking crazy, crazy concept. This isn't
Speaker 2: a tournament. There's no freaking million dollars on the line.
Speaker 2: You know where the ball went, you know it didn't
Speaker 2: go out of play, So drop and don't count a stroke. Oh, God, no,
Speaker 2: that would be too easy. Back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 2: Let's go over here by the tree. No, it's not
Speaker 2: over there. Let's go look in the sand. But nope, no,
Speaker 2: not in the sand trap. Okay, let's dry back and
Speaker 2: forth back, let's walk leave our cart and you walk
Speaker 2: that way. I'll walk this way back. We'll meet back
Speaker 2: in the middle. Nope, still nothing, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Boys, we're not looking for a missing person. Come on
Speaker 1: back in, guys, you didn't lose your wallet. It's one
Speaker 1: golf ball and it's probably a shrick song, which isn't
Speaker 1: very expensive, So just drop one and don't count a
Speaker 1: stroke or a top flight. Oh, top flights are like rocks.
Speaker 1: Don't play with top flights. If you're playing with top flights,
Speaker 1: it is hurting your golf game. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: that right now. X S x R sx r G SXG.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: I get Kirklands. Those are great two. That's the Costco brand,
Speaker 2: right or Sam's one of the two.
Speaker 1: Let's go anyway. I see a Kirkland. I hid it
Speaker 1: into the closest horse past week. I'm just like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: all right, let's go and I'm throwing my hands up, like,
Speaker 1: come on, guys, come on, guys. Wait are you saying that?
Speaker 1: Come on, guys a podcast? So I said, come on, guys.
Speaker 1: Oh this is getting the awkward because look, Ray, it's
Speaker 1: ninety eight degrees hot human, it's number seventeen. Like we were.
Speaker 1: I had waited a hole hole, so I had been
Speaker 1: flowing on the back nine and they are out there
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, they're about to hit. Nope, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep walking. Ray. They looked for the ball in
Speaker 1: the rough for thirteen minutes. Thirteen minutes is how long
Speaker 1: it should take you to play an entire hole. And
Speaker 1: they looked for their ball for thirteen minutes instead of
Speaker 1: just dropping and not counting a stroke. It's like, for
Speaker 1: the love of God. And I sat there and I said, guys,
Speaker 1: come on, just hit the ball. Just drop. There are
Speaker 1: no it's not a tournament. I was like, what are
Speaker 1: we doing? What are we doing? Did they hear you
Speaker 1: or are you just saying that to the trees. No.
Speaker 1: They looked up and they're like, we're looking for our ball.
Speaker 1: I said, I good grief, Like, you don't have to
Speaker 1: look for your ball. It doesn't matter, guys a one time.
Speaker 1: I'm all low key Fleck's rich. I can afford a
Speaker 1: two dollars ball. If me and Justin don't find it
Speaker 1: for a minute, that's a minute of fun that we're
Speaker 1: not having. Move on to the next ball.
Speaker 2: I give it about forty five seconds to a minute
Speaker 2: minute and a half. If you don't find it in
Speaker 2: that time, and you know the direction it went, I
Speaker 2: call those Marshall balls. You would have found them if
Speaker 2: there was a Marshal. So drop it down.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like the PGA, they have spotters that go and find
Speaker 2: their balls and stick flags. If we were playing real golf,
Speaker 2: like in a tournament, you'd be able to find it.
Speaker 2: You just the grass is a little bit longer right there.
Speaker 2: Just drop a ball and don't count a stroke. But
Speaker 2: for thirteen minutes you make me stand there. I went
Speaker 2: into the woods, took a peek, came back and guess what,
Speaker 2: there's still still looking.
Speaker 1: For their damn ball. Still. Did you think about pulling
Speaker 1: out the rage finder and looking binocular and seeing if
Speaker 1: you could see it.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't gonna assist in any way. I was
Speaker 2: not gonna contribute to this. I kept thinking, should I
Speaker 2: just hit this ball? Should I just hit this ball?
Speaker 1: Then I just in the back of my head said,
Speaker 1: is that really worth it? Is it really worth a
Speaker 1: dad and son coming back here and whooping my ass?
Speaker 1: It'd have been one of those videos we see.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, because it would have been two of them
Speaker 2: one of me, and it would have been ugly and
Speaker 2: it wasn't worth it, because what if I do hit them?
Speaker 2: Then what then there's a big problem all because they
Speaker 2: spent thirteen minutes looking for their ball when I'm already
Speaker 2: hot and sweaty, I'm playing good, I'm in a flow,
Speaker 2: and they looked and looked and looked, and then they
Speaker 2: finally dropped one and hit one, and then the dad
Speaker 2: has to go hit his So the dad didn't even
Speaker 2: hit his ball, why his son was looking for his ball.
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, the inefficiency of your golf game is
Speaker 2: so frustrating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could have been solved a lot of different ways.
Speaker 1: But oh, what if you had said right away, guys,
Speaker 1: can I hit you? Guys? Care if I go ahead
Speaker 1: and hit and they just moved to the side and
Speaker 1: then you rock it?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think they wanted me to hit because
Speaker 2: then that means I would have been playing with them
Speaker 2: because we all would have been playing our shot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that would have interrupted father son bonding. And let
Speaker 2: me tell you how I know they are a douchebag
Speaker 2: combo because they spent thirteen minutes looking for the ball
Speaker 2: when they could have dropped and not taken a stroke.
Speaker 2: That tells you they have no fun and they suck
Speaker 2: as humans.
Speaker 1: Some of these balls at the Muni's, you know they're
Speaker 1: not going to be as groomed as well as the
Speaker 1: country clubs. And you can just tell it's a patch
Speaker 1: where unless you're right on top of it, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna see it correct. But you know it went right
Speaker 1: in that little, you know, ten yard section. Who cares
Speaker 1: they got one of the muni by me. They have
Speaker 1: rough grass in the middle of the fairway. I've got
Speaker 1: that too. I've seen that.
Speaker 2: It's like, uh, guys, this in this crabgrass isn't supposed
Speaker 2: to be in the middle of the fairway.
Speaker 1: I don't know what crabgrass is. It just sounds like
Speaker 1: a good thing. No, I think he had nailed it,
Speaker 1: did I? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But yes, And so then they finally went I finished
Speaker 2: the round. It was so much fun. It felt great to.
Speaker 1: Get out there.
Speaker 2: And I will say, after taking a month off, if
Speaker 2: you guys want to report on my game, the driver
Speaker 2: was a little right every pretty much every hole except
Speaker 2: for those last two holes seventeen and eighteen.
Speaker 1: I had the best drives. Whoo whoa man. I smacked
Speaker 1: it on seventeen, hugged the corner all the way down
Speaker 1: one hundred and twelve yards out, one hundred and fourteen
Speaker 1: yards out after my drive, and I still managed to
Speaker 1: double bogie that. Mother. What do you think you shot though?
Speaker 1: Total wise, I shot at ninety two and you played
Speaker 1: great those last two holes. I'm telling you, I smacked
Speaker 1: those drives, smacked them. You're not gonna find me playing
Speaker 1: in ninety five. I'm barely hitting balls off the back
Speaker 1: patio onto the chippin' and.
Speaker 2: Then I double bogie number seventeen and eighteen. The approach
Speaker 2: on number seventeen was great. I just hit it left
Speaker 2: of the green. I was just on the fringe and
Speaker 2: then I chipped it. Only problem is I picked my
Speaker 2: head up scalded it all the way across the green
Speaker 2: off the other side. So that is really where I
Speaker 2: cost myself two strokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so tell me this. When are the boys gonna
Speaker 1: go h whenever you want? Man, No, no, no, your kids?
Speaker 1: Oh why why is the oldest one not in the
Speaker 1: territory of you and him having those talks? That's a
Speaker 1: great question. Nah, you can't play in uh having a
Speaker 1: talk with my boy about the birds and the bees.
Speaker 1: But what do you guys, like, why didn't you ask
Speaker 1: him what all you guys talking about up there by them? Yeah? Like,
Speaker 1: what are you teaching your son? Like?
Speaker 2: What's the big lesson in life that I can't be
Speaker 2: a part of that. I can just sit here and
Speaker 2: not listen to you hit him with one of those Oh.
Speaker 1: One of those closet talks. I'll give you guys two holes.
Speaker 1: Got it? Man, you want your son.
Speaker 2: You're trying to convince him it's okay to come out
Speaker 2: or you're trying to put him back in. I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: but you're trying to accept what his lifestyle is.
Speaker 1: I understand that, Hey, ma and your mom are getting
Speaker 1: a divorce. You're gonna tell him on the course. Oh, man,
Speaker 1: take into a restaurant, get a couple of drinks. Good gosh,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a bad place to tell them and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. There's another bad place to tell
Speaker 1: someone is my friend he got dropped off at college,
Speaker 1: like his dad drove him to college. And that's when
Speaker 1: he said, Hey, by the way, your mom and I
Speaker 1: are getting a divorce. Talk about bad timing. Thanks dad,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to a frat kegger tonight.
Speaker 2: Then uh yeah, that's uh, that's kind of how I
Speaker 2: would do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how you hand it. I mean,
Speaker 1: walks in first day in the dorm, he's crying. His
Speaker 1: friend's like, what's your problem? Man, Well, are you sad
Speaker 1: your parents left? No, they waited until I graduated.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sad because they told me they're getting divorced today.
Speaker 2: They drop you off at college.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Hey, when you come home fall break,
Speaker 1: your mom's not gonna be there. We got a divorce
Speaker 1: six weeks ago. We didn't tell you. She's been living upstairs.
Speaker 1: I've been living in the couch. And when you return home,
Speaker 1: there will be a different address. It's gonna be your
Speaker 1: mother's and I'll only have one couch instead of two.
Speaker 2: And I'll hang up and listen. Should we start the show?
Speaker 2: And now we'll take a break and then we'll start
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. That was my day at the
Speaker 1: Muni Man, good review. Did you play? Did it matter
Speaker 1: you'd taken off two months a little bit?
Speaker 2: Like I said, my driver was right, the irons were
Speaker 2: very inconsistent. Like the last time I played, I was
Speaker 2: smacking my irons perfect, like I.
Speaker 1: Was hitting boom boom boom. But one thing I've learned,
Speaker 1: and this is really crazy, is it on a par five.
Speaker 2: I used to hit driver and then I would hit
Speaker 2: three wood no matter what, trying to get as far
Speaker 2: up there as I could. Now that I'm hitting my
Speaker 2: driver a little bit more like straight, I can pull
Speaker 2: out the six iron, hit that one hundred and fifty,
Speaker 2: one hundred and sixty yards and you got like one
Speaker 2: twenty to the green one fifteen. There's no need for
Speaker 2: the three wood on the par five because the three
Speaker 2: wood I'm very like, I don't know where it's going.
Speaker 2: I used to just get it out no matter what
Speaker 2: and whack and try to smack it because I was
Speaker 2: so far back. Now, man, it's like, wow, that's pretty
Speaker 2: cool that three wood barely comes out of the bag.
Speaker 1: Because I would say, you're starting play similar to how
Speaker 1: the pros do. Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2: They approach put it like one ten out. It's just
Speaker 2: what I struggle with is I'll hit a good drive
Speaker 2: and I'll be one twenty one thirty out and then
Speaker 2: I miss the green.
Speaker 1: That is unacceptable.
Speaker 2: Or the one that I'm one hundred and fourteen out
Speaker 2: and I missed the green left and then I double bogie.
Speaker 2: I mean you should if you hit the fairway and
Speaker 2: you're one hundred and fourteen yards out.
Speaker 1: You gotta put on the green. You can't be double
Speaker 1: Bogeyan that is unacceptable. But I wouldn't. I mean I
Speaker 1: would talk to my dad about it, or I talked
Speaker 1: to the son and dad, Hey, you guys have any tips,
Speaker 1: But they wouldn't let me play with him.
Speaker 2: But I gotta say thank you to the guy at
Speaker 2: the beginning that you know, he said.
Speaker 1: Marcus, Marcus Man, he's a single. Let him play through.
Speaker 1: We'll go after him. I mean that was like that
Speaker 1: started the day on a beautiful note. Yeah that's my name.
Speaker 1: Stop yelling at me. I'm retired. I will say I
Speaker 1: did make one mistake. I brought like a protein bar.
Speaker 1: We may need to be a golf podcast.
Speaker 2: I I brought a protein bar and when I got
Speaker 2: out of the car, just stuck in the bag real quick.
Speaker 1: Totally forgot about it. It's totally melted, totally melted. So
Speaker 1: my one snack it was unedible. You gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: bring snacks. I believe it's inedible. And you gotta bring drinks.
Speaker 1: Did you hydrate? Oh? I hydrated? Man?
Speaker 2: This water bottle right here. I was sucking it down, dude,
Speaker 2: sucking it Listen. I sucked it down so many times,
Speaker 2: and I would go out of my way to hit
Speaker 2: up the water coolers.
Speaker 1: No drinks on the course. There's no carton girl, dude,
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, you didn't have a beer? No? Man, No,
Speaker 1: it's swing lube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's it's a It was a Wednesday, man.
Speaker 2: I had a soccer game after that, and so there
Speaker 2: was just really bray.
Speaker 1: Can't be playing soccer with a buzz, I mean just
Speaker 1: that in your stomach running around? So yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: there was no drinks on the course. Man. Sorry, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do the intro. We're gonna do it live. Oh
Speaker 1: the one two? So loseration, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I gave you
Speaker 2: the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
Speaker 2: a sports genius.
Speaker 1: What's up, y'all. It is Sissan Ray Mundo Throwback Friday
Speaker 1: from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live on
Speaker 1: the north side of Nashville. Baser, my wife. We do
Speaker 1: have two point two acres. We've measured it out and
Speaker 1: we live in the country. A lot of farmland corn
Speaker 1: right now, none of it has been harvested. They are
Speaker 1: harvesting the straw and all of that Hey putting in
Speaker 1: bales and it is nothing but Hey bills going down
Speaker 1: the road, those those small country roads and Baser two
Speaker 1: point two eggs at Vanderbilt Clinic justin looks at them
Speaker 1: every single day for us over to you, coach, I
Speaker 1: believe that's it.
Speaker 2: Remember follow Friday when you would like I don't know
Speaker 2: how it worked. Did you tweet out hey follow these people?
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but you just did throwback and so
Speaker 2: I just I don't remember like it was. I think
Speaker 2: it was follow Fridays.
Speaker 1: I try to when it comes to the social media,
Speaker 1: I embrace it now. But when it was Twitter, dude,
Speaker 1: when I wasn't on the Bobby Bone Show, I never
Speaker 1: had it. I read it all. I would read sports
Speaker 1: People's Night that was interesting to me. News. I never
Speaker 1: had it until I joined the Bobby Bone Show and
Speaker 1: I said, all right, I'll get it. Uh, MySpace, I go,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that crap. Thank god it died. I
Speaker 1: never had to do that. Facebook. I was actually in
Speaker 1: a little bit at the right time with that did
Speaker 1: all because it was fine, post pictures, those are your friends.
Speaker 1: Instagram never did that crap. And then it had been
Speaker 1: three years and everybody goes, you got to get this
Speaker 1: app where you can post pictures, and okay, I'll get it.
Speaker 1: Tictac never do that crap. I need that to go away.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I didn't follow Friday. I called it. I
Speaker 1: call it, you know Friday. Oh I got you, Yeah, yea.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you missed out on MySpace days. I
Speaker 1: just knew I didn't want a website that would play
Speaker 1: music and then I'd have a top ten friend list
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: It just it just sounded stupid. I think you had
Speaker 2: a top eight. I think the top eight is what
Speaker 2: it was. But I'm gonna take you my Space was fantastic.
Speaker 2: Are hitting on chicks or what? Okay, Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I did never go find chicks like.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like I would go and find oh, hey,
Speaker 2: let me hit this hottie like you do on tender
Speaker 2: or Facebook. And it usually was because we were on
Speaker 2: the radio. Then people would friend you. And that's how
Speaker 2: you could communicate with these chicks. And the one thing
Speaker 2: I will never forget. And then and this is the
Speaker 2: very beginning of MySpace. We were only on in Austin
Speaker 2: and Wichita. And any time you would get a friend reus,
Speaker 2: like from a chick from Wichita, we'd always be like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's gonna say it like three proud parent, proud parent,
Speaker 2: proud parent, all married, no.
Speaker 1: They all had kids. It was crazy, but it was
Speaker 1: just like that was so amazing.
Speaker 2: That was the first like in foray, what do you
Speaker 2: call it, yeah, something into more meeting chicks online.
Speaker 1: So you use these apps to hook up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And my mom could help me with the computer, and
Speaker 2: she helped me put a woman on a stripper pool
Speaker 2: on my MySpace page. It was like a cartoon character
Speaker 2: doing like a dance on a stripper pool. That's all
Speaker 2: I remember about my Space.
Speaker 1: You had my Space at high school. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I was in call, I was in I was I
Speaker 1: was working for the Big Show, living at home, coachhert
Speaker 1: and my mom was like, oh, you should put this
Speaker 1: on there, and she figured out a way to put
Speaker 1: a girl on a stripper pool on my MySpace. So
Speaker 1: to be right, though, I just need TikTok to go
Speaker 1: away and then but I kind of missed because it's
Speaker 1: kind of blowing up. No no, if TikTok would go away,
Speaker 1: it would make my life so much better, so much better,
Speaker 1: and that's all. TikTok started as dancing chicks and now
Speaker 1: it's not that right now it's news stories and people
Speaker 1: do povs and they it's different than it started. Is
Speaker 1: it basically what Instagram stories tried to be but Instagram
Speaker 1: Instagram now does I have tictac, But it's Instagram like
Speaker 1: Instagram's TikTok in my opinion, like, look at this crap.
Speaker 1: So I just scroll down and it's just a random video.
Speaker 1: Will you marry me? MESSI I don't follow these people.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it's just like tiktac, I guess. So
Speaker 1: that's the same thing, but the algorithm I hear is weaker,
Speaker 1: whereas tiktac. It'll take you in and give you twenty
Speaker 1: stories about the crap you care about. This is all
Speaker 1: just random, Ronaldo. I don't efen know. Uh, the basement
Speaker 1: of our summerhouse they never show on TV. It's somebody
Speaker 1: from the show I watch, and how crappy the basement
Speaker 1: is or something. And then a random NCAA. So that's
Speaker 1: kind of like tiktac. It is kind okay, I get you.
Speaker 1: And then if there's a really funny ticktack baser hits,
Speaker 1: it shows it to me. She's like, you gotta see
Speaker 1: how funny is this. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I get text from Garrett and Greg every once in
Speaker 2: a while say, oh man, this is hilarious, and it's
Speaker 2: like an Instagram or a TikTok video tiktak video, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, cool man. I don't know how
Speaker 2: you guys found this stuff, but that one was actually
Speaker 2: funny cool.
Speaker 1: So that's what we we look for, the cream of
Speaker 1: the crop. If it is the funniest tiktac video of
Speaker 1: the month, let me see it. But I at night
Speaker 1: scrolling through two hundred tik taks. Not me. My name's
Speaker 1: been my name is Paul. It's up to y'all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't ever scroll TikTok. I got a TikTok
Speaker 2: a while back when Morgan and I were doing dances.
Speaker 2: Now she doesn't want to do dances for some reason
Speaker 2: whatever that's on her. You know, Morgan from show No No,
Speaker 2: what's her podcast?
Speaker 1: Uh, touching Yourself? Yeah? No, Amy's is feeling yourself, feeling
Speaker 1: yourself hers take this personally, Okay, take this personally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you check that out, Morgan Hewlesman, Uh, so
Speaker 2: I put it. She's like, you should get a TikTok
Speaker 2: so you can post the videos. So I did, and
Speaker 2: then I just never. I'm like, this is stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm somebody find you on the internet on tiktac. It's
Speaker 1: just a dude with a chick dancing, and there's no
Speaker 1: rhyme or reason, no rhyme or reason. One day they
Speaker 1: just stopped. I just stopped, like there's a I don't
Speaker 1: think I put any other videos on the tack and
Speaker 1: I swear it's only me and her dancing. And if
Speaker 1: I tried to, like if I'm logged out, I have
Speaker 1: no idea on my password. I don't even I would
Speaker 1: assume my radio lunchbox is my tech name? Yeah, don't know.
Speaker 1: That's the trouble with these phones. They make it so
Speaker 1: easy to auto save stuff. There's a lot of it.
Speaker 1: If I get logged out, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Half the time, I'm my god, and then it's like
Speaker 2: what email A dress did I sign up with?
Speaker 1: I finally got into my robinhood and I found I
Speaker 1: had thirty two dollars in there? Whoa, what did you buy? Well?
Speaker 1: So here did you want to talk about that for
Speaker 1: a second? Yeah? Did you buy the sored Loser stock? No?
Speaker 1: But I think we should we should go public. Well
Speaker 1: there's probably you probably can, but watch we end up
Speaker 1: losing money and going bankrupts on it. We set out
Speaker 1: to be a money making enterprise and we end up
Speaker 1: like having to cancel it all. Hey, we've never seen
Speaker 1: this before, John, Look at this, This new stock, the
Speaker 1: Sore Losers is in the negative. Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: has negative value because see what you do? You do
Speaker 1: your navidia. Yeah, so you pick if you want, you
Speaker 1: want it to go up, so you just make money
Speaker 1: and you can never lose more than you have. Whereas
Speaker 1: short selling is what we were kind of joking about.
Speaker 1: The Sore losers. Short selling is you bet a stock
Speaker 1: is gonna go down. Well, if the stock goes up,
Speaker 1: you could lose more money than you had. That's what
Speaker 1: happened with Game stock. That's what could happen to us
Speaker 1: with sore losers. I mean, I don't understand that stock
Speaker 1: name at like. It is so confusing that there's you're
Speaker 1: just buying low selling high. That's the easiest thing to understand.
Speaker 1: There's what I've told you about. It's options trading, and
Speaker 1: you have to buy one hundred shares. Do I do
Speaker 1: that right now? No, because I don't have the money.
Speaker 1: But I need to talk to Baz or how we
Speaker 1: need to start scrolling it away and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: do options trading. Nike came out with their earnings report.
Speaker 1: So all these companies, there's ten thousand, they all have
Speaker 1: earnings reports. This is the Sisons stock report. So what
Speaker 1: you do is you buy an op and I think
Speaker 1: it's this easy, you buy one hundred shares. So say
Speaker 1: so you're gonna buy one hundred shares, I'm I'm not.
Speaker 1: I only did thirty two, so it's not options trading, Okay,
Speaker 1: But they said Nike was at sixty dollars. They said,
Speaker 1: the earnings report's coming out this is the next day,
Speaker 1: so we'll see what happened. And I bought it sixty
Speaker 1: so but they say it's probably gonna go to sixty five,
Speaker 1: so I'll make five dollars. But you usually make a
Speaker 1: big chunk of change when the earnings report comes out.
Speaker 1: That's when you make the your hey oh, but if
Speaker 1: you buy, if you're an options trader, you buy one
Speaker 1: hundred chaars. All they want is your money, and so
Speaker 1: without even you just make a strike price and you
Speaker 1: make three hundred dollars. If you want to get greedy,
Speaker 1: you could make a thousand, or you could possibly lose.
Speaker 1: But if you just want three hundred dollars, you buy
Speaker 1: one hundred shares or something. You give them thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: They'll gladly give you four hundred dollars because you're an
Speaker 1: options trader. But you to be an options trader, you
Speaker 1: have to buy one hundred chairs. You're not buying a
Speaker 1: hundred shares in video, and I'm not buying a hundred
Speaker 1: shares of Nike. But I need to convince Bazer that
Speaker 1: we're gonna start to do this options trading and I'll
Speaker 1: let you know. This might be genius.
Speaker 2: Haven't been the most confusing segment I've ever heard, because
Speaker 2: I don't understand. I'm gonna give someone thirty thousand dollars
Speaker 2: and they're gonna give me four hundred.
Speaker 1: Because it's they pay you the premium because it four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Yeah, or buy the hell? What happened to
Speaker 1: my thirty thousand? Well, you're gonna get it back, but
Speaker 1: you're they're borrowing money from me. You're kind of just
Speaker 1: letting them borrow thirty thousand. They're like, here's four hundred
Speaker 1: dollars and then you cash it out. You made four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. All they need is your money that capital
Speaker 1: right then and there.
Speaker 2: I mean, I have no idea if you're right or wrong,
Speaker 2: because I have no idea what you're saying. Who the
Speaker 2: hell am I giving my thirty thousand dollars to? I
Speaker 2: don't know, But I learned.
Speaker 1: It from the Overnight guy. He taught me this. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: forgot and so I dude, So I think it's that
Speaker 1: easy and you just make four hundred dollars. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't know it's all around. But then if if
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. Do you not get your thirty thousand back? No,
Speaker 1: you'll usually always get that back. But the thing that
Speaker 1: will really eat at you, the overnight guy had Navidio
Speaker 1: when it was what's what before it split? What was
Speaker 1: the highest it was at? Oh, he got to like
Speaker 1: two hundred and something dollars, two hundred or four hundred maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: And the night guy had it in the hundreds. So
Speaker 1: he was just doing options where he made He made
Speaker 1: maybe a thousand off Navidio. If he would have held that,
Speaker 1: he would have made half a million dollars, Miss Burghart,
Speaker 1: So that'll eat at him. Let me tell you options
Speaker 1: trading will eat at you, but you just don't get greedy.
Speaker 1: My geography teacher in high school, Miss Burghart, bro Ray,
Speaker 1: you ever heard IBM nineteen eighty eight? Wrong? You ever
Speaker 1: heard of Dell del Taco? Uh in California Del computers? Dude?
Speaker 1: I ever had a bad Dell Taco.
Speaker 2: She was in early on the Dell. And let's just
Speaker 2: say she was uh making she made some Monday like
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: She just taught for fun? Really? Yeah? Was she nice?
Speaker 1: She was real nice? Of course, older lady quiet, She's
Speaker 1: sitting on a bag of munty bag of Monday.
Speaker 2: I mean, I assume that's true, because I mean that's
Speaker 2: what everybody said. But yeah, dell, so you might want
Speaker 2: to look it up. We'll take a break, We'll be
Speaker 2: right back, dude.
Speaker 1: We'll say dude again. Dude. Yeah. H Wednesday night, it
Speaker 1: was a big night. Man. The Green team showed up
Speaker 1: seven point fifteen game, Nicole's final time slipping on the
Speaker 1: Green jersey. Nicole loved to watch you leave, love to
Speaker 1: see you say Hi. So long, so long. She's been
Speaker 1: a part of my life for over eight years. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't she's attractive. Nicole is amazing. Just so that
Speaker 1: our truck drivers know, just for a lot of the
Speaker 1: truck drivers just what keeps them warm on the road. Yes,
Speaker 1: like guys, come on, stop the wheel.
Speaker 2: Just imagine when you're driving through the rocky mountains.
Speaker 1: The Grand Tetons, the Grand Tetons and drivers. You guys
Speaker 1: get what we're putting down. Oh yeah you do.
Speaker 2: Nicole came to us so many years ago from playing kickball.
Speaker 1: How many times do you think you hugged her over
Speaker 1: an eight year period? Maybe once, dium, you'd think at
Speaker 1: least once a year.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that Nicole is the very the
Speaker 2: huggy type. She doesn't like hugs, or she tries to
Speaker 2: act like she doesn't like hugs. She came to us,
Speaker 2: she met Odre who was on our team, and said, oh,
Speaker 2: Oudre and your soccer team, but just tell your team,
Speaker 2: I don't really know how to play. And she came
Speaker 2: and we accepted Nicole with open arms. And let me
Speaker 2: tell you what Nicole did. Nicole got out there and
Speaker 2: she knew how to play soccer. Over the last eight years,
Speaker 2: you have seen her grow. Not is she the next
Speaker 2: Mia Ham, Is she the next new Alex Morgan? No?
Speaker 1: But is she a rock solid defender who knows what
Speaker 1: she's doing, who scores a goal every once in a while. Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Does she give you one hundred percent effort every single
Speaker 2: time she steps on the field.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: So when she shows up on Wednesday night, we all
Speaker 2: clap hey, hey, hey hey, and the game is about
Speaker 2: to start. We're like, Nicole, you got to get out there,
Speaker 2: you have to start. It's your last game.
Speaker 1: And she goes, okay. So we play and play and
Speaker 1: there's at one point in the game in the second half,
Speaker 1: we have a corner kick and I said, Nicole, do
Speaker 1: you want to go up and score one last goal
Speaker 1: for us? I said, because that ball is going to
Speaker 1: come to you and you can kick it in the
Speaker 1: back of the net. She goes, no, I'm good, but
Speaker 1: I'm good, and so James went up instead. They passed
Speaker 1: it to James. James scored and I said, Nicole, that
Speaker 1: could have been you. She goes, I wouldn't have made it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have made it. But I'm like, Nicole, why
Speaker 1: do you lack so much confidence? You shouldn't talk like that.
Speaker 1: You would have made it.
Speaker 2: And then there's about seven minutes left in the game
Speaker 2: and Nicole calls for a sub.
Speaker 1: She's like a sub sub and I said, wrong, where.
Speaker 2: Do you think you're going? She goes, I'm tired. I said, Nicole,
Speaker 2: this last seven minutes is the last seven minutes you
Speaker 2: get to play with the Green team. You're not going
Speaker 2: to spend it over there on the sideline. So I
Speaker 2: told Jamie on the sideline, was like, hey, stay, Nicole's
Speaker 2: staying in. No subbing, Nicole out, She's in the rest
Speaker 2: of the game and Nicole ran around, blocked a couple
Speaker 2: of shots, played some great defense, made some good passes.
Speaker 2: Then the final whistle blows dud dude, and that was
Speaker 2: the end of Nicole's career on the Green Team.
Speaker 1: That story was boring.
Speaker 2: I went to her and I said, Nicole, go put
Speaker 2: your cleats at midfield.
Speaker 1: Did you hug her? Nope, nope.
Speaker 2: I said, lay your jersey down. She goes, no, I
Speaker 2: need these because I'm gonna play in San Diego. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, here, I am thinking it's your last game,
Speaker 2: like you're retiring a rider, burns her jersey, but you're
Speaker 2: going to San Diego to play and you're not you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. I thought this whole emotional into
Speaker 2: the Green Team was the big crescendo and that that
Speaker 2: was it. Soccer was done. You were moving on with life.
Speaker 2: But you're just gonna go find a new team.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: And then I sat around. We're like, hey, who's going
Speaker 2: to get drinks? We gotta go celebrate innic Coole.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking. This is actually where you should have
Speaker 1: started the story.
Speaker 2: And James raised his hand goes, I will drink one
Speaker 2: for Nicole.
Speaker 1: Thanks, man, I thought you were sober.
Speaker 2: Michelle raised their hands says, I'll drink one for Nicole.
Speaker 2: Nicole raises her hands. Ys, I'll drink one for Nicole.
Speaker 2: And I said, I'll drink one for Nicole. Then everyone
Speaker 2: else like, ah, it's a school night.
Speaker 1: I can't go out, do you guys?
Speaker 2: Guys, we're not going to Broadway. Guys, We're just gonna
Speaker 2: go to a restaurant and have some food and have
Speaker 2: a couple of drinks. Like, we're not staying out till
Speaker 2: two am. Oh, I'm tired. I'm going to Chicago on Friday.
Speaker 2: I got a pack.
Speaker 1: What you're going to Chicago for the weekend? Chicago, Schmidicago, Like,
Speaker 1: how much do you need to pack? Come on?
Speaker 2: And then Charlie, who's been with Nicole for like six years,
Speaker 2: like playing wise ten minutes for the game. He's like
Speaker 2: a guys, I'm not gonna make it. So you know
Speaker 2: he's not coming to the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we the four of us, we caravan over
Speaker 1: to the restaurant. We should go Double Dogs.
Speaker 2: Ah no, that's no. We didn't go to Double Dogs.
Speaker 2: We went to Fuego La Fuego. It's on the east side.
Speaker 1: There, you guys go. You can go where Nicole went.
Speaker 2: And we got a corner in the back, right corner
Speaker 2: a table in the back right. We ordered chip or
Speaker 2: We got chips and salsa qso guacamole, and we said,
Speaker 2: give us a round to margarita, and we all had
Speaker 2: a margarita. We sat there and ate and reminisced about,
Speaker 2: you know, just life, and Nicole talked about how sad
Speaker 2: she was, about how she all of a sudden the
Speaker 2: other day just had hit her that she's leaving, and
Speaker 2: she drove around Nashville to different spots and was just
Speaker 2: crying for hours, like going down memory Lane.
Speaker 1: She goes, is that normal. I'm like, yeah, you're starting
Speaker 1: a new journey. It's amazing, but you're sad because you're
Speaker 1: leaving this spot behind you. You're expanding your world and
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to make new friends. All your friends here,
Speaker 1: all your memories.
Speaker 2: That means you lived here. You didn't just come here
Speaker 2: hang out. You made connections. And I said, it's okay,
Speaker 2: and we get the bill. We wrap it up and
Speaker 2: we're leaving and Michelle's cars first, and Michelle just waves by.
Speaker 2: Nicole just waves by. James is next, he waves by,
Speaker 2: she waves by, and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe she doesn't like hugs. Real World Final episode.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I'm doing. Ray, thank you for understanding.
Speaker 2: And then it's Nicole's car and me and her are
Speaker 2: sitting there talking. I was like, Hey, it's great, blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. Then I go in for the hug and
Speaker 2: she gives me a side hug.
Speaker 1: After eight years, you need a full frontal.
Speaker 2: I agree, but she may not be the hugging type.
Speaker 2: And then I watched her get in her car and
Speaker 2: I said, hey, if you ever back in town, want
Speaker 2: to grab a drink or something neat, or you want
Speaker 2: to join the team for you know, a fill in spot,
Speaker 2: you let me know.
Speaker 1: She goes all right, be good. She closed her door,
Speaker 1: she pulled out onto the road and I saw nothing
Speaker 1: but the tail lights. Uh, the hug. I wanted to
Speaker 1: say this, So if a girl has a shelf, a
Speaker 1: larger shelf, it's almost like they need to know. You
Speaker 1: can't just hug people because God, the person you're hugging
Speaker 1: can actually feel your shelf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it wasn't like that. It was like a
Speaker 2: you're saying goodbye, you know what I mean. Her and
Speaker 2: her boyfriend were moving to San Diego, and I was
Speaker 2: like trying to say I after eight years, I thought,
Speaker 2: you know, we would hug hey, it's great to meet you.
Speaker 2: But she went side hug, which made me think that
Speaker 2: Nicole doesn't want hugs, or doesn't like hugs, or maybe
Speaker 2: she's so sentimental she thought a full frontal hug would
Speaker 2: have brought tears your eyes.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're missing my point. The listeners don't
Speaker 1: even know who Nicole is. Hold on, let me just
Speaker 1: take this thing over. The thing is, if a girl
Speaker 1: has a large chest, a big breasted woman, you really
Speaker 1: can't give intense hugs because it just of how how
Speaker 1: it with the person you're hugging with. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a pretty intimate hug. And I just was thinking there
Speaker 1: was a woman that did it to me recently. I
Speaker 1: was trying to think who hugged me, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: they probably shouldn't have hugged me. All right, Ray, let's
Speaker 1: start naming off the women I don't know. Yeah, so Oregon, Tamy, Baser, Baezer,
Speaker 1: I mean, Baezer probably shouldn't be hugging people from the front. Dude.
Speaker 1: Was it a sales lady? It might have been man,
Speaker 1: it was somebody, and I thought probably should have done
Speaker 1: a side hug. Yeah. So right now we will take
Speaker 1: a break for Nicole. Oh we can do them more. Yeah. Man.
Speaker 2: So as we say goodbye to Nicole, you know, the
Speaker 2: moving truck is probably at her house right now.
Speaker 1: Packing up her belongings. It takes me back to that
Speaker 1: one faithful day when the moving truck pulled up in Austin,
Speaker 1: Texas to my house and I was leaving for Nashville,
Speaker 1: and they say, hey, have everything packed or we'll pack
Speaker 1: it for you. And my god, did they pack everything
Speaker 1: that you did not pack? I mean they swept up
Speaker 1: the dog hair, everything and just put dust paying boom,
Speaker 1: dumped it in boxes. Every single little piece of trash
Speaker 1: came to Nashville.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my, when they say everything,
Speaker 2: they mean they pack everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I didn't get that luxury. I lived in
Speaker 1: an apartment, and actually I was paying not even in
Speaker 1: an apartment. It was a condo with Mike Miller, and
Speaker 1: I just had a nook. I paid him two hundred
Speaker 1: a month, so I had nothing. When I say I
Speaker 1: had nothing, I had nothing. So they didn't really even
Speaker 1: have to invest anything in moving me. They were able
Speaker 1: to give me one hundred dollars this compensation and then
Speaker 1: they sent it all in a box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yours came in a crate. And the cool part
Speaker 2: was is they gave you a certain amount of money
Speaker 2: to move, depending on how long you've been.
Speaker 1: With the show. But you had to prove it. You
Speaker 1: had to prove it. So it's like, hey, I had
Speaker 1: a gray big old gray line moving company. Well that
Speaker 1: makes no sense, you one person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then what's funny is we ended up like
Speaker 2: me and Amy all used the same moving company, so
Speaker 2: all our stuff was on the same truck and we
Speaker 2: didn't even like, we didn't even plan it.
Speaker 1: That's how stupid we are. We didn't even call each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Amy, from touching yourself, feeling yourself, we never called
Speaker 2: each other. And we're like, hey, what moving company are
Speaker 2: you using? That way, we're on the same truck and
Speaker 2: we can get our stuff around the same time. We
Speaker 2: all just happened to pick the same moving company.
Speaker 1: Well, and I hate to get into this, but sometimes
Speaker 1: with this job, we're so far behind. We just try
Speaker 1: to stay above water. And we frankly we drowned, not literally, No,
Speaker 1: we're not you know, dying here. There's other people that
Speaker 1: are dying at their jobs, you know, fighting for our country.
Speaker 1: I digress. Yeah, but those.
Speaker 2: People on the front line, like the construction workers, the farmers,
Speaker 2: but those people, the tug boaters.
Speaker 1: Yes, all them, but we're literally dying. And so I
Speaker 1: didn't even look ahead to see an apartment when I
Speaker 1: moved here. I landed and I stayed in a hotel
Speaker 1: for two weeks because I didn't plan ahead. I had
Speaker 1: no time to I didn't even know the city. I
Speaker 1: didn't know where to live. I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: They're gonna put us in some dormitory and I go, uh,
Speaker 1: all pass. I was in college before, I'll sleep in
Speaker 1: a hotel. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was a little weird when we first moved here
Speaker 2: because me and you talked about living together and we
Speaker 2: went and looked at places, and then you got freaked
Speaker 2: out because I had dogs, and at the last minute
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm not going to live with you, and
Speaker 2: so then I was like, well, crap, now I'm back
Speaker 2: to square one. And then I found a place. You
Speaker 2: lived apart from me for two weeks. Then realized, man,
Speaker 2: you hadn't found a place, and you called me.
Speaker 1: Up, Hey, man, can I come live with you?
Speaker 2: And it was so awkward because we lived together. We
Speaker 2: barely knew each other. Ray was terrified to my dogs,
Speaker 2: so whenever I would go out of town, Ray would
Speaker 2: be home and I would have to pay someone to
Speaker 2: come to our house that Ray was in to walk
Speaker 2: my dogs.
Speaker 1: Well, also, I would imagine we had the same vacations,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't that big of a dick. But I
Speaker 1: believe maybe if it was a weekend and I was
Speaker 1: also going out, So.
Speaker 2: I know that's what I'm saying. It was just a
Speaker 2: weird time.
Speaker 1: And it was weird. But yeah, I remember at the
Speaker 1: hotel they hit me up at upper Management. They go, hey,
Speaker 1: stop staying at a hotel. We're not paying for another
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars a night, like literally, find some place
Speaker 1: to live. I'm like, oh, I guess I should add
Speaker 1: some forethought. My bad. Yeah, it was just it was
Speaker 1: a weird feeling. It was a weird knowing you're leaving, Bro.
Speaker 1: I moved here and didn't have a place to stay.
Speaker 1: How much of an idiot? Was I? Pretty stupid? Did
Speaker 1: you though? Well? The only reason I did. We came.
Speaker 1: We got places to live. No no, no, that's how dumb
Speaker 1: all of us. No no, no, no, including bones, bones stayed
Speaker 1: in a dormitory at Vanderbilt for a month because he
Speaker 1: didn't have a house lined up. Here's the deal. They
Speaker 1: flew us up here. I don't know if they I
Speaker 1: don't think you came. I don't remember. Did you come?
Speaker 1: You had to come. We flew up here for one weekend.
Speaker 2: They gave us forty eight hours to find a place
Speaker 2: to live.
Speaker 1: That's reasonable. And when we were moving here, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I couldn't recover from a hangover in forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: You know some things I can't do in forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: Drive all around Nashville in forty eight hours, I can't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't learn how to swim in forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: I really don't know how to swim. I couldn't. You
Speaker 1: don't know how to swim? No, I mean not more
Speaker 1: like five seconds. Yeah, I'm not very good. Doggy paddle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a doggy paddler. In forty eight hours, I can't
Speaker 1: do a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was a very rushed thing. And they rented us
Speaker 2: one car, so we had no no two cars. But
Speaker 2: of course you know, uh, one person got the car
Speaker 2: and then the other people had to split a car.
Speaker 1: Dude, So I don't know why you're bringing this up.
Speaker 1: These are the worst members of my life. I'm not
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to bring it up.
Speaker 2: Just Nicole leaving the Green team and you know, taking
Speaker 2: her her life and her adventures to San Diego just
Speaker 2: got me into the moving thing. And I was just
Speaker 2: talking about the emotion because right right now the moving truck,
Speaker 2: she's watching all her stuff go on the moving truck.
Speaker 2: And it took me back to when we were moving.
Speaker 2: And I swear to you, they rented us two cars
Speaker 2: when we came from that one weekend, and you know
Speaker 2: who got one of them and then everybody else had
Speaker 2: to split one. So if someone wanted to go look
Speaker 2: at a house, you had to just sit there and
Speaker 2: wait for them to bring the car back. So you
Speaker 2: didn't even have really forty eight hours. And this is
Speaker 2: before uber, this is before Lyft. If you wanted to
Speaker 2: play a taxi cab to drive you all over Nashville
Speaker 2: and pay one thousand dollars to go look at houses, great.
Speaker 1: And here's the other part. But I think those forty
Speaker 1: eight hours, I didn't even look for a place. I
Speaker 1: just partied. Here's the problem. Well, you did almost get
Speaker 1: us killed. At the White Castle. When we stay in town.
Speaker 1: I tried to get in a fight with a cowboy
Speaker 1: when we weren't moving here as a different side of me.
Speaker 2: Nashville had a forty or ninety eight percent occupancy rate,
Speaker 2: so there was nothing.
Speaker 1: Available to rent. We weren't supposed to succeed. And the
Speaker 1: problem was we were all battling for the same spot. You,
Speaker 1: me and Elate. I remember in the same car, the
Speaker 1: same car. I was definitely sick, probably from alcohol, and
Speaker 1: We're outside of a Walgreens and I'm just vomiting, and
Speaker 1: I say, guys, just go south to Nashville. Find a
Speaker 1: place to live, find a better place for yourselves, guys,
Speaker 1: find a way in this life. I'm a out and
Speaker 1: I just I had to leave. I just bailed from
Speaker 1: the group and still didn't have a house. I mean,
Speaker 1: we found one and we were gonna rent it. It
Speaker 1: was so far and I don't know why. It was
Speaker 1: like it was beautiful, it was big, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then it was like thirty five minutes and I
Speaker 1: was like, we gotta do it, we have to do it.
Speaker 1: Who me and you? But you convinced me we can't
Speaker 1: do That's too far. Can we go find that house, Dude,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even be able to tell you where it is.
Speaker 1: I don't even know, because when we didn't move, when
Speaker 1: we didn't live here, I didn't even know where we
Speaker 1: were driving. I was just driving to addresses and it
Speaker 1: was so far back windy roads. It took thirty five
Speaker 1: minutes to get there. And I'm so glad we didn't
Speaker 1: rent that place because it was so damn far. Dude.
Speaker 1: I remember going to one place at the Encore. I
Speaker 1: went up to some sixteenth floor high rise. It was dope,
Speaker 1: but I was gonna be living with this dude. He
Speaker 1: was forty years old, a little overweight, slovenly disgusting, if
Speaker 1: you will, dust everywhere, boxes everywhere. I was gonna live
Speaker 1: with the dude because he was only charging me seven
Speaker 1: hundred a month. But I mean, I think he was gay.
Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. But I'm just saying, who cares, it's
Speaker 1: who cares. I mean, I think he thought I was interested.
Speaker 1: Oh why else would you live with somebody in such
Speaker 1: close quarters?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's the problem, And that the
Speaker 2: forty eight hours was running out, and I remember like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: I gotta go look at this address and the Eddie
Speaker 2: going or that guy that used to be on this pod.
Speaker 1: I don't remember his name.
Speaker 2: He looked to me and goes, hey, I'm going to
Speaker 2: look at that in thirty minutes. I'm like, what, You're
Speaker 2: going to look at the same house. There was a house.
Speaker 2: You guys were all hot Contest's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And Eddie won, or that guy that used to be
Speaker 1: on the pod because I had dogs and he didn't,
Speaker 1: that was going to be the house you were going
Speaker 1: to get in his first one. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It was just so bananas how we were all looking
Speaker 1: at the same spot and then I could not find anything.
Speaker 1: And then I'd tell him, ivom dog, what kind of dog?
Speaker 1: Pit bull?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I can't live here, not allowed. So then
Speaker 2: I find a Craigslist ad says they're having an open
Speaker 2: house the next morning at eight am. It was on
Speaker 2: Sunday morning. We're flying out at two pm, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I still have nowhere to live.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm stressed out. And it's over in
Speaker 1: the hood and it's a townhouse and I show up
Speaker 1: at seven point fifty five and he opens the door
Speaker 1: at eight I'm looking at it and I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I got two dogs.
Speaker 2: He's like cool. I was like, you don't care about dogs?
Speaker 2: He goes no, and I was like, I'll take it.
Speaker 2: I didn't even look at the bedrooms, didn't even go
Speaker 2: up the stairs. And he goes, you don't want to,
Speaker 2: like think about it. I was like, no, here, here's
Speaker 2: a check right now, and I wrote it to him
Speaker 2: right neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I could tell you didn't walk around. I didn't care.
Speaker 1: Gas station was murderers Row, and that's before you could
Speaker 1: put the I mean, I don't know how he let
Speaker 1: other people know one before they were coming.
Speaker 2: Hey, sorry, this is already rented. But at eight oh
Speaker 2: two am he had that sucker rented. He had no
Speaker 2: idea what an easy day he was about to have.
Speaker 1: He thought was gonna be there all day showing people
Speaker 1: this open house. Oh it's for rent. Nope, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Eight oh two am, you'll take my dogs. Don't give
Speaker 1: a crap. I was happy with the place, even though
Speaker 1: you didn't look at it. My room was nice, that
Speaker 1: good bathroom went through a lot of storms in that place.
Speaker 1: You would leave on weekends, but we partied hard there, yes,
Speaker 1: late nights, bringing taxi cabs home, a.
Speaker 2: Lot of a lot of good memories. I mean, it
Speaker 2: was very memorable.
Speaker 1: But luck, luck, forty eight hours we weren't. We weren't
Speaker 1: supposed to fight. I think this was like a TV
Speaker 1: show that they're gonna put on Netflix. We were supposed
Speaker 1: to be homeless. They dumped us here and said, be
Speaker 1: homeless kids. And the problem is you can't. You couldn't
Speaker 1: tell anybody. The problem is I didn't know anybody that
Speaker 1: lived in Nashville, so it didn't matter. I couldn't tell anybody. Anyways.
Speaker 1: The funniest part is, I tell you know, Grandma and Grandpa.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to them about it, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to say anything. I'm moving and Grandpa's like, hey,
Speaker 1: we need to meet for lunch. I'm like, okay.
Speaker 2: And we show up at Texas Roadhouse right there at
Speaker 2: one eighty three and Anderson Mill Road right over there,
Speaker 2: and he we walk in, gave you a book of
Speaker 2: Jimmy's and we sit down at the table and he
Speaker 2: busts out a phone book.
Speaker 1: Here's son, here's a couple of skins.
Speaker 2: He busts out a phone book, he's like, all right,
Speaker 2: you know, here are the moving companies. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Let's let's narrow down the moving companies. I'm like, Grandpa,
Speaker 2: this is supposed to be discreet. People aren't supposed to
Speaker 2: know I'm moving.
Speaker 1: Man. We're sitting here in the middle of a public restaurant,
Speaker 1: Texas Roadhouse and you're going over the moving companies. And
Speaker 1: he's like, and then you're gonna need this. And I'm like, Grandpa, like,
Speaker 1: people can't hear you talking about this, Like I'm a
Speaker 1: public figure, They're gonna hear you.
Speaker 2: And then it's gonna get all out. And but love you, Grandpa,
Speaker 2: Rest in peace. I mean, he was just trying to
Speaker 2: do his thing. That's how he was.
Speaker 1: He's an organizer, he's very detail oriented. But he was
Speaker 1: trying to help. And I was like, man, we could
Speaker 1: we could have just done this at your house. First
Speaker 1: Memories ever, bro oh Man, hit the road, Jack so Hey, Nicole,
Speaker 1: safe travels.
Speaker 2: Anybody else moving. It's the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, well we did it. We made it
Speaker 2: here we are now. I'm ready to go home. You
Speaker 2: ready to go home.
Speaker 1: My A movie experience, though, was great with Larry Levox
Speaker 1: from West Nashville to North Nashville. Look him up, red Blue,
Speaker 1: Black Tide moving. His name's Gary. What I say, Larry, dude?
Speaker 1: What did you think of the draft? Man? Oh? What
Speaker 1: a great, a great pick. I can't believe that one kid.
Speaker 2: Oh that dude he went, Yeah, that was a I
Speaker 2: can't believe he fell that far. I mean, I for
Speaker 2: sure thought he was going earlier.
Speaker 1: A lot of those guys though, during March high player
Speaker 1: efficiency ratings, when I was scaling him during March crazy,
Speaker 1: A lot of them got drafted. Hey, dukes, starting five
Speaker 1: all got drafted. That's what I was getting. How do
Speaker 1: they not win the title? You tell me? You tell
Speaker 1: me Florida with Clayton. What you tell me?
Speaker 2: How they don't win the title. They didn't make the championship.
Speaker 2: They lost to Houston.
Speaker 1: Je I mean, who wo Yeah, man, I'm good weekend man.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna taking that you too, man, Yeah, alright, man,
Speaker 1: all right