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Speaker 1: What has happened to our food? It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. More and more we're living in a

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Speaker 1: gluten free, impossible meat alternative milk type of world.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're coming for oat milk now too.

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Speaker 1: It's a shame because experts say you can actually tell

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Speaker 1: a lot about a person based on how you butter

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Speaker 1: your toast.

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting, and I know.

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Speaker 1: Most people now don't like toast or butter. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say, I can't stay away from the button. Instead,

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Speaker 1: you prefer to spread cucumber oil over your organic fla seeds.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, either way, psychologists have weighed in

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Speaker 1: and broke down different buttering techniques and what each one

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Speaker 1: says about you as a person.

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Speaker 2: But that was only one.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of ideas to do it. So texting

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Speaker 1: seventy five nine two tell us if this accurately describes

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Speaker 1: you and your buttering technique or not. But Brooke, real quick,

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Speaker 1: how do you like to butter your toast? If you

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Speaker 1: think about it, I'm assuming that you're a busy mom,

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Speaker 1: so you like to butter it fast and dirty, in

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Speaker 1: it out type of thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I make sure every corner is covered a

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Speaker 2: It really really bothers me if you don't get the

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Speaker 2: toast as soon as it pops up, because then you

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Speaker 2: have unmelted butter, and there is nothing worse on toast

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Speaker 2: than unmelted butter.

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Speaker 1: You're you're a total coverage type of butter, where every

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Speaker 1: square inch of the bread must have butter on it,

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Speaker 1: edge to edge. I love butter. I'm not like that

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Speaker 1: at all. That means you're methodical, precise, and like to

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Speaker 1: be in control all the time. And you're definitely afraid

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Speaker 1: your work will check your browser history, so clear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: There we go up, go on nose. What's your go

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Speaker 1: to buttering style when you're an apartment To me, you

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Speaker 1: seem like a methodical spreader. No, see, I'm the opposite.

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Speaker 1: I literally take the butter and I go from upper

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Speaker 1: right corner to bottom left corner in a diagonal motion

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Speaker 1: a few You fit the simple glider technique. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: casually toss butter on glided across the blood like once twice,

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Speaker 1: maybe three times, and that's good enough. That means you're

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Speaker 1: laid back, easy going, and you don't believe in using contraception.

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Speaker 1: Contraception means to you, the simple glider, and I also

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Speaker 1: don't need it because I'm not having it.

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Speaker 2: Jeff. Yeah, I'm gonna say, how are you not a father?

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Speaker 1: But then I realized I'm alone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.

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Speaker 1: Now we're looking at a study that broke down how

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Speaker 1: you butter your bread and what that says about your

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Speaker 1: personality accurate.

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Speaker 2: So don't even ask Alexis I know she doesn't even

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Speaker 2: eat butter.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing she's the type that stumbles home at the

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Speaker 1: end of the night and drunkenly dunks the entire bread

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Speaker 1: directly into the butter jar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't at that age a butter eater. It's

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Speaker 2: just kind of like an extra green I got money

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Speaker 2: for us bread plate, right, Well.

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Speaker 1: Then, I guess you would fit the the barely there,

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Speaker 1: just enough butter to hardly get the job done, not

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Speaker 1: a drop. Everybody has like an extra little bit. I'll

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Speaker 1: rub it on you know. Okay, let's see it says

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Speaker 1: it means you're a go getter, you like to move quickly,

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Speaker 1: you don't waste any time, and you probably you're a runner.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah, and you probably have lots of

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Speaker 1: corny motivational sayings and posters up around your house in

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Speaker 1: workspace that help get you through the day. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I've hot does that? I mean, yeah, okay, I'm personally

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Speaker 1: more of a clumper. Get it on the toast in

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Speaker 1: like a couple of clumps, and then I like to

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Speaker 1: like let my mouth do the spread. So gross clumpers

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Speaker 1: involved minimal spreading, just one or two clumps of butter

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Speaker 1: mashed into the bread. It means you think outside of

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Speaker 1: the box and you like to do things your own way.

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Speaker 1: You also tend to be forgetful and disorganized, but you

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Speaker 1: do have an active libido and many people adore you.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think you may have added a couple

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Speaker 2: of set there.

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Speaker 1: Right on points me almost almost said you're basically Prince Charming.

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Speaker 1: When I hear the words active lebido, I think of Jazz.

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Speaker 2: When I heard the words clumper, I think of Jeff.

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Speaker 1: All right, there, we're looking at a study again. It's

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Speaker 1: breaking down how you butter your bread and what it

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Speaker 1: says about you as a person. So some of the

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Speaker 1: ones that we didn't mention because we covered everybody in

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Speaker 1: the room. There's would you like some toast with that butter?

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Speaker 1: If you're the type of person who use way more

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Speaker 1: butter than normal, to the point you can feel the moisture.

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Speaker 2: All My mom when she makes toast for us, she

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Speaker 2: does it in the pan and she and she puts

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Speaker 2: butter on both sides.

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Speaker 1: I actually have one for that. I'll get to that

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Speaker 1: in a second. But people who would like people who

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Speaker 1: like to over butter their toast means you have a

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Speaker 1: happy disposition. You enjoy life and you don't mind over indulging.

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Speaker 1: But there's a sixty percent chance you'll spend most of

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Speaker 1: your life alone because you're so sloppy and unpredictable with

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Speaker 1: the negative but good things Back to your mom the

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Speaker 1: double cider. Apparently, the double sider is a sign of

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Speaker 1: high creativity. You live by your own set of rules

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Speaker 1: and don't mind being the weird one in your friend

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Speaker 1: group or your family. But yeah, this is not good.

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Speaker 1: You also struggle with staying faithful. You think is better

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Speaker 1: both in butter and in love.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my mom and dad listened to the show She's

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Speaker 2: Eating Home records.

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Speaker 1: Don't get divorced, Arlene. Who are you listening with right now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Which, man?

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Speaker 2: I don't know where you found that. Butterlover's newsletter, Butter

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Speaker 2: Lover's Weekly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, got it. That's what your buttering technique says about

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Speaker 1: your personality again text in seventy five nine two. If

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Speaker 1: you think it fit and it was true to who

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Speaker 1: you really are, we got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 1: next