Speaker 1: Thank thank you. Whenever I come to the Breakfast Club,
Speaker 1: I called this the high seat. Y you don't control,
Speaker 1: aren't even doing here? I'm so big yo, are yo
Speaker 1: so bad? The world's most dangerous Morning Jo dj N
Speaker 1: This pitch angela stay in everybody's business, but in a
Speaker 1: good way. Charlomagne the the ruler, rubbing you the wrong way.
Speaker 1: The breakfast clubs for everybody, shack, good morning, Usa yo
Speaker 1: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Speaker 1: yo yo yo. Yes, jolam man, we are having so
Speaker 1: much fun up here on a Friday. Yes, are we
Speaker 1: fake here? We're really here? We are really fakely here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we kind of ending out today's episode of The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1: It is Friday, Memorial weekend, Forday weekend for us. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm fed here today. Yes, Small and Wayness will be
Speaker 1: here this morning. He's got a movie coming out on
Speaker 1: Netflix called Naked on August eleventh, and then this TV
Speaker 1: show Marlin starts August sixteenth on NBC, and he'll be
Speaker 1: at Caroline's all weekend. Like I just said, a busy
Speaker 1: man right there, very busy individuals who we'll talk to
Speaker 1: him this morning. And somebody who's being dead in my heart,
Speaker 1: my dermatologist, into your face and to my face, my dermatologist.
Speaker 1: Doctor Natasha Sandy will be here, the woman who bleased
Speaker 1: me right, and you know, we know you guys are
Speaker 1: ready to lay out. It's Memorial Day weekend, you're on vacation.
Speaker 1: Some places are warm, some places aren't that warm yet.
Speaker 1: But we got to give you some tips on how
Speaker 1: you can make sure that you stay safe. Yes, because
Speaker 1: May is actually National Skin Cancer Awareness Month and today
Speaker 1: is actually National Friday, so basically, don't fry your skin.
Speaker 1: So doctor Natasha Sandy, you'll be here to give us
Speaker 1: all those tips on those things like that. Okay, we
Speaker 1: got get it off your chests coming up next one
Speaker 1: five and five, one oh five one. If you got
Speaker 1: anything that you want to get off your chest. If
Speaker 1: you feel blessed, I feel stressed, let's call if you
Speaker 1: want somebody to talk to. It's the world most day
Speaker 1: morning to show to Breakfast Club. We're here, baby, ye
Speaker 1: have this the world most dangerous morning to show the
Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. Charlottage and the God angela Ye dj NVA
Speaker 1: is on vacation. Hell, we fake here right now. He
Speaker 1: just wasn't here to pre record this part. Yes, but
Speaker 1: it don't matter that we fake here because we got
Speaker 1: Marlon Waya's coming up next hour. And you haven't heard
Speaker 1: this before. You have not heard this before. Marlin Wayns
Speaker 1: will be at Caroline's all weekend, Caroline's Comedy Club here
Speaker 1: in New York's. Will be talking to him. And I
Speaker 1: want to salute to Charlotte man, salute to everybody who
Speaker 1: listens to us in Charlotte, North Carolina on screets one
Speaker 1: h three point three. I will be in Concord, North
Speaker 1: Carolina on May thirty first, at the Books a Million
Speaker 1: and the concour Mills Mall at six pm. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: signing copies of my book Black Privilege. Opportunity comes to
Speaker 1: those who created. So people from Charlottage and hitting me
Speaker 1: up crazy when you come into Charlotte. I would be
Speaker 1: in Charlotte on May thirty first, that's next week Wednesday,
Speaker 1: at the Books a Million and the concourd Mills Mall
Speaker 1: at six pm. So pull up on your boy, all right,
Speaker 1: get what you're doing this weekend? Speak And I am
Speaker 1: going to Saint Martin so I will be there. That's
Speaker 1: where j JNB is with his family right now, except
Speaker 1: he stayed way longer than I stayed. I actually am
Speaker 1: heading out there today, so I'm excited about that. And
Speaker 1: my luggage this Envy Family pack matching outfits. But it
Speaker 1: seems like they have an exact amount of what they need.
Speaker 1: It seems like they don't bring anything excess. That's a fact,
Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, And I'll be in the juice bar,
Speaker 1: so make sure y'all check me out of juices for
Speaker 1: life too, because I'll be there this weekend as soon
Speaker 1: as I come back from Saint Martin. So yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I know. It's a little bit of a balance we
Speaker 1: have to do. We're gonna be drinking, barbecue and eating
Speaker 1: to make sure you come and get your wheat grass
Speaker 1: out of your juice as well, all right, and we
Speaker 1: gotta get it off your chests coming up next. I
Speaker 1: don't care if you're blessed. I don't care if you're stressed.
Speaker 1: If you just want somebody to talk to myself. Charlomagne
Speaker 1: and God and ANGELI, yee, we are here for you.
Speaker 1: Called a call us one hundred and five and five
Speaker 1: one oh five one it's the world most dangerous. Want
Speaker 1: to show the breakfast club, all right, the breakfast club. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is your time to get it off your chest
Speaker 1: so that your man here from you on the breakfast club.
Speaker 1: But you got something on your mind. Hello, who's this, Chris? Chris?
Speaker 1: Tell tell them why you're blessed? Chris. Hey, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to put nobody thing this out there.
Speaker 1: I'm a little less blessed than most people in this world,
Speaker 1: but I'm a little more blessed because you know, somebody
Speaker 1: knows just got popped doing some things that's weekend they
Speaker 1: shouldn't do. I used to be in the drugs and
Speaker 1: selling drugs and stuff, and I grew up and got
Speaker 1: out of it. I got a family that I provide
Speaker 1: for and I got a good job. But one of
Speaker 1: my friends, he was transporting rowin and crack and left
Speaker 1: this weekend, and here was the woman to put it
Speaker 1: inside herself to transport it. So he got an extra
Speaker 1: charge for that. So you'll probably be doing the rest
Speaker 1: of his life. And behind them bars. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something, sir, that's how all those stories and there
Speaker 1: is no ap being come to the drug game. Sir,
Speaker 1: usually if you're definitely right, you're definitely right there. All right, bro, Hello,
Speaker 1: who's this hi? Y'all? This is a chro Hi Charlomagne. Hey,
Speaker 1: you remind me of my uncle. I always say that, right,
Speaker 1: I'm uncle Charlo. Why are you mad? Mama? All right,
Speaker 1: I'm mad, y'all. First of all, I'm at work. I
Speaker 1: work a lot, y'all. I work in you know, in
Speaker 1: d times, so my fingers, y'all. I'm always in scrubs.
Speaker 1: So when my boyfriend seeing me, y'all, I'm in scrubs,
Speaker 1: I'm never like, you know, I don't have time to
Speaker 1: like get flag, get cute, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I might do my hell stuff like that, but that's
Speaker 1: about it, y'all. Long story short. I'm walking with him
Speaker 1: on Linux Avenue the other day, you know, coming from work,
Speaker 1: the next avenue in Brooklyn. No, I was like in
Speaker 1: hallm and you know, he saw somebody else he knew
Speaker 1: now I had on scrubs, but he saw another girl
Speaker 1: he liked, y'all, And he gonna pull other check to
Speaker 1: the side. He's gonna say, let me talk to you
Speaker 1: for a minute, let me ask you something. And I'm
Speaker 1: standing there like I'm nobody. You know, I'm not messing
Speaker 1: with him no more, y'all, because if he can't talk
Speaker 1: to another girl right in front of you, in front
Speaker 1: of me, now old me would have punched him in
Speaker 1: the face, but knew me. He's like, I got a career.
Speaker 1: If you want to be a bird, I'm all feel
Speaker 1: and I'm not never coming back. And I bet you
Speaker 1: that other chick ain't got no goddamn job open her
Speaker 1: bills is probably all packed up. See what I'm saying, right,
Speaker 1: and and and it's you know, it's income taxel he's
Speaker 1: excusing with y'all. These chicks out here, got their little
Speaker 1: uggs on, they looking fly goes on Bill. That's what
Speaker 1: it's all about, right, He need to get his priorities
Speaker 1: in know, Okay. And I just want to say, shout
Speaker 1: out the Monty from one fourteen. I'm over you. Damn
Speaker 1: your dad out here, Monty canceled, damn it man, tell
Speaker 1: them why you man, eight hundred five eighty five one
Speaker 1: oh five one, Or if you're blessed calling us up
Speaker 1: right now eight hundred and five eighty five one oh
Speaker 1: five one. It's the Breakfast Ruck the Morning, the Breakfast
Speaker 1: Club it is your time to get it off your chests,
Speaker 1: whether you're mad or blasted, so we better have the
Speaker 1: same dustry we want to hear from you on the
Speaker 1: breakfast club. Hello, who's this? What's up? Man? And see
Speaker 1: boy from the now you going to see Bookie? What's up?
Speaker 1: Telling why you man? Bro? No, I'm telling one blush
Speaker 1: tell me why you blessed him? Bro? No, The refunds through,
Speaker 1: so it's a good luck there you go, right right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I locked in me, so I lucked out because
Speaker 1: it's just rached your real high right now, they keep
Speaker 1: going up, so I locked when we were pretty low, good, good, good,
Speaker 1: all right, well enjoy it. But you in the threes
Speaker 1: and fours low four us. I mean I'm still four
Speaker 1: point three, but it's not bad because the four eight
Speaker 1: right now, because it's at four as it's probably gonna
Speaker 1: hit fucking soon. So I'm saving money every day, all right,
Speaker 1: good good love man, that's the way to do it.
Speaker 1: Plus today is my new job too, so I'm seventy five.
Speaker 1: So look all right, bro, all right, thanks man? Hello,
Speaker 1: who's this this Columbia? Heyt Columbia talking about that is
Speaker 1: your name? Columbia? Are you calling from Columbia. No, my
Speaker 1: name is Columbia. They call me cocod though. Hey, how
Speaker 1: y'all doing? Why are you mad? Mama? I'm mad because
Speaker 1: my old man got locked up and he seen life
Speaker 1: stops out of here, but it don't stop. He did
Speaker 1: take care of me and when we were together and everything,
Speaker 1: and I didn't work and everything. But I got bills
Speaker 1: now and I got his baby. So he needs to
Speaker 1: understand that and just chill out. What you got locked
Speaker 1: up for? What kind of drugs you got locked up for? Seller?
Speaker 1: I mean crack cocaine? Okay, Well, I just want you
Speaker 1: to know that usually when you date drug dealers, that's
Speaker 1: what happens. Gilled No, but I but I would like
Speaker 1: to him to get a job and everything, I mean everything.
Speaker 1: I mean everything happened for a reason. But just understand
Speaker 1: and give me time. That's all I want to say.
Speaker 1: Time out here doing that. He don't want you to
Speaker 1: get stuff together. He was taking care of everything. I
Speaker 1: need to get my life back together. I wanted doing,
Speaker 1: I wanted working and nothing like that. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest. I think you need to conspiracy Cholls. I
Speaker 1: think you need to be in the way. You need
Speaker 1: to go get a job. I'm gonna go get a job.
Speaker 1: I'm working. I work it. I I saw the job.
Speaker 1: I'm working. I've been working. Were you working? I work
Speaker 1: at being in fashion that is. Oh it's a closing line.
Speaker 1: I work in a warehouse right now. Okay, well get
Speaker 1: you all right, Well you stay on the righteous path
Speaker 1: bull Okay, don't go out there trying to get another
Speaker 1: drug deal. Yes, yes, that was Guci made. We're both
Speaker 1: good morning everybody. It is me Angela yee Charlomagne. That
Speaker 1: God is here. DJ NV's on vacation, you know, matching
Speaker 1: outfits with the fam all weekend. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: see him. Listen every really country by the way, I
Speaker 1: know you're from Queens, but in they country Broen, he'd
Speaker 1: been in the suburbs of New Jersey for a long
Speaker 1: time after Virginia, that Hampton University living down there. All right, Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: we are the breakfast club now coming up at seven am.
Speaker 1: We do have Marlon Wayan's coming through. He got a
Speaker 1: lot of big things happening. He is performing at Caroline
Speaker 1: in New York all weekend. And you know what else
Speaker 1: is funny about comedians comedian is always so inspirational. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah they are. It's weird. They have a lot of
Speaker 1: great views on life. Yeah, so we'll talk to him
Speaker 1: all in ways next hour. It's the world most Dangerous
Speaker 1: morning to show to Breakfast Club. The world most Dangerous
Speaker 1: morning to show to breakfast Club. Charlomagne and God and
Speaker 1: Angela DJ nvia is on vacation. I was wondering. I
Speaker 1: was like, either that or he got real black. All
Speaker 1: of us got complexion changes. He said, hey, thy holdless
Speaker 1: for me. Where do you go? What do you st
Speaker 1: Martin sat mine? Oh, he didn't even go to the
Speaker 1: d R in the United States. Don't go to the
Speaker 1: PR the d R. Do you go to the DR
Speaker 1: when you gotta? When you single, you don't go to
Speaker 1: the He's Dominicans and he didn't go back to the
Speaker 1: Midican Domican. Don't don't call Puerto Ricans Dominicans. They get
Speaker 1: real upset me black. It don't make that complexion on.
Speaker 1: That's envy. I'd actually tell you, not, bro, I'm Domenican,
Speaker 1: he's Dominican. If not, he's Puerto Rican. And they used
Speaker 1: to call him chuckle and I would say he's Dominican.
Speaker 1: He wears white jeans. Most Menican wear white jeans with
Speaker 1: no size, and I'm sorry, can Dominicans raise, however, Comedians.
Speaker 1: When we we had Chris Rocket a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: he said, the people to stay away from, as far
Speaker 1: as joke wise, is a transgender community. I never heard why,
Speaker 1: I say the Medicans. Nah, you can hit everybody. Man.
Speaker 1: I believe you'd be an equal opportunity offender, and you
Speaker 1: can say whatever you want and do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: It's just how you say it. You know, if you
Speaker 1: do a joke that makes here's a good joke. If
Speaker 1: you can make the people that you're talking about laugh
Speaker 1: the loudest got you, then you got a good joke.
Speaker 1: So you make a joke about transgenders and they laugh, yeah,
Speaker 1: then you got a funny joke about if they laugh
Speaker 1: so hard that they dress come up and you can
Speaker 1: see they meet, it's a it's a joke, Yes, Marlin
Speaker 1: on the NBC. I finally got no more w B
Speaker 1: or c W, so I gotta I'm moving up the world.
Speaker 1: I went on a network that got three letters in
Speaker 1: the acronym, So I'm trying to be somebody. So Marlin. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's not the trailer for it. So it's based on
Speaker 1: your relationship with your ex. Yeah, my children, I didn't
Speaker 1: call it X and I I still call a baby. That's
Speaker 1: you know, for the rest of my life. You know,
Speaker 1: we don't know what it is, just it is and
Speaker 1: it's love. So you know, that's your best friend. That
Speaker 1: is sometimes when she ain't mad. At mean, you subscribe
Speaker 1: to the whole theory of once your vagina, always your vagina. No,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean that's some pemp right there, but
Speaker 1: once mine, that's always mine. I mean, my ain't that strong,
Speaker 1: you know, And the only last seventy two hours after that,
Speaker 1: it's whoever else is in there. Can't just can't fight
Speaker 1: for life, even though there's millions of they got like
Speaker 1: in the street, they got a good three days of
Speaker 1: scrap and it's rapp But I believe, like you know,
Speaker 1: but vagina is like three percent of somebody. Man. It's
Speaker 1: how you get along with somebody outside of the vagina
Speaker 1: that really counts. When you get old, ain't nobody having
Speaker 1: set oh nobody, because old older women ain't gonna look
Speaker 1: at some soggy balls and go yeah I want that,
Speaker 1: And no old guys gonna look at the giant giant
Speaker 1: and be like, Yo, that that looks fly. I want
Speaker 1: that right now. Looked at somebody's balls. I don't know
Speaker 1: what old balls look like. Go google them and then
Speaker 1: tell me are you going to be having sex when
Speaker 1: you get all that's impot for you to wear? Underwood.
Speaker 1: I googled old vagina and I love women to death
Speaker 1: and I think it's a beautiful piece. But it looked
Speaker 1: like a camel chewing straw. And I was like, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I just want to be friends. And old penises look
Speaker 1: like trash too, because whenever I walk in the gym
Speaker 1: and I see them, old white man, they look like
Speaker 1: hay sack come in their hand and take them. You're right,
Speaker 1: that doesn't look very appealing. It's not appealing, right, So
Speaker 1: that's why you just go, let's tap out. Looks like,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna bring new to the sitcom world?
Speaker 1: And this is um, this is a new bit of
Speaker 1: old man with the sitcom because for me, UM, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to bring truth. And it's a different kind
Speaker 1: of family sitcom. I mean it's one that you haven't
Speaker 1: seen before. Um we all seen you know, UM, you
Speaker 1: know I mean, they want to erase the fact that
Speaker 1: he ever existed, trying to get this name out the dictionary.
Speaker 1: But he did a great show. It's Cosby, you know,
Speaker 1: and it was truthful about his life. My life experience
Speaker 1: is truthful and it resonates for this audience. It's it's
Speaker 1: a different kind of TV family with a different kind
Speaker 1: of TV dad. Um, I give my kids a different
Speaker 1: advice that the normal advice. I get real advice to
Speaker 1: my kids. Like my daughter told me she was getting
Speaker 1: bullied and I was like, yo, am, I sometimes you
Speaker 1: just got to choke a bitch out and you know,
Speaker 1: and I went on explained to her what you got
Speaker 1: to do to protect yourself. And that's what the episode,
Speaker 1: you know, spawned from. It spawns from my real life
Speaker 1: dealing my real life situations and a real life situation
Speaker 1: that I'm in, um in terms of breaking up with somebody,
Speaker 1: but making that at the end of the day, your
Speaker 1: family is your everything. So just because your your family's
Speaker 1: broken up, it doesn't mean that your family's done. It's
Speaker 1: just a new chapter in your love and your evolution
Speaker 1: of love. And so at my show, end of the day,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a love story. It's a family, uh show,
Speaker 1: but I'm ridiculous. I'm physical. It's like Cosby if somebody
Speaker 1: made Martin the Father. So it's wild, it's ridiculous, it's edgy,
Speaker 1: it's youthful, it's it's really you know, it's it's a
Speaker 1: real show based on my real life, and it's different
Speaker 1: because it got my flavor. So what I like about
Speaker 1: it is I've been known to go off out of bounds,
Speaker 1: off the stuff Animal for three three three minutes. Now
Speaker 1: you see, yeah, I'll get my athlet by stuff Animal,
Speaker 1: And you know I don't give it because when I
Speaker 1: zone out, how you and how you, how you clean up?
Speaker 1: Get your athletic, but then you gotta give a I
Speaker 1: don't know. I would see if this was live, I
Speaker 1: would have found a way to say it and not
Speaker 1: curse because I'm just a pro like that. So being
Speaker 1: on NBC, I can't do that. So now I have boundaries.
Speaker 1: And what I love about having boundaries is I have
Speaker 1: to operate within those things but still yet be myself,
Speaker 1: which allows me to have a really potent to twenty
Speaker 1: two minutes of content, there's one minute of heart. I
Speaker 1: get to act like like to have that sentiment because
Speaker 1: I went to performing on high school and there's things
Speaker 1: that people want to see from me. I get. I
Speaker 1: have a romance because it's my children's mom, and you know,
Speaker 1: you still love each other, so you're handling that relationship.
Speaker 1: And so for me, these these these projects. I got
Speaker 1: my show Marlin and my movie on Netflix Naked. It's
Speaker 1: my evolution. I'm finding it's one thing to be funny,
Speaker 1: but it's nothing to be good. And to be good
Speaker 1: you have to have good stories. And to be good,
Speaker 1: you have to have good grounded characters and a good
Speaker 1: story that propels you into the ridiculous. So those are
Speaker 1: the things that I'm learning stepping away from parody, and
Speaker 1: I actually bring that to my stand up now. So
Speaker 1: I think I'm better as a comedian now because of
Speaker 1: what I'm saying and how I'm saying it on stage.
Speaker 1: I'm still ridiculous. I still go, no, you do go
Speaker 1: know that didn't but you do leave going. Man. I
Speaker 1: like what he had to say. All right, we had
Speaker 1: some more Marlin. Wayne's coming up next on the Breakfast
Speaker 1: Club in Charlomage de Gardia, Angela's head djmv's on vacation.
Speaker 1: We are the World Most Dangerous Morning to Show to
Speaker 1: breakfast club. Marlin, Wayne's is in the building now ye
Speaker 1: now I'm Marlin. Are you living in the house with
Speaker 1: your ex wife where you live next door? No? I
Speaker 1: live because it looks like there. No, I got to
Speaker 1: open up. I go whenever I choose, because I see
Speaker 1: she's dating on the saw and the trailer. She's dating
Speaker 1: in real life, don't we don't you know up in
Speaker 1: the ex in real life? It's my family. Man, I
Speaker 1: walk in like you know we it's love, you know,
Speaker 1: I live in all I'm coming Sometimes I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: on way to time. About check, mister bad come in
Speaker 1: any remnants of be checking from little pute, little curly
Speaker 1: kids like, nah, this one's not yours, um, but nah,
Speaker 1: I don't don't. That's my family. They live in a
Speaker 1: dope ass house in the valley. I live in Hollywood Hills,
Speaker 1: and I took good kids. My family. My family lived.
Speaker 1: My kids got a movie theater. Because you address her
Speaker 1: dating on the show. On the show, that's like, what
Speaker 1: if that happened? How would I it's going to happen
Speaker 1: at some point? You think in real life? Oh, my
Speaker 1: kids still have a movie theater, she starts dating somebody
Speaker 1: else a really little one could really like a scream room,
Speaker 1: like like what we call those the uh little red things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot, but you know, I'm blessed in my life
Speaker 1: to have found um. I think a person of that caliber.
Speaker 1: She's a wonderful, wonderful human being. Like when she curses
Speaker 1: me out, I get it. I probably most likely definitely
Speaker 1: deserved it. And but the kids that she's raised, what
Speaker 1: she's done with my sperm and her eggs is amazing. Kids.
Speaker 1: My son's fifteen. He ain't never seen a jail. I'm
Speaker 1: so happy about that. My daughter, she gets all aged,
Speaker 1: she's so smart. The Asian kids cheat off her head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she just turned just turned seventeen. But she got a heart.
Speaker 1: But she's still a baby. She's got the heart of
Speaker 1: like a three year old man. She just loved. I mean,
Speaker 1: she gives me weird hugs. But that's okay, you know, Okay, Dad,
Speaker 1: Yeah I like that. I'm but you know, she's a
Speaker 1: great kid. Man. I can't ask for. That's all you want.
Speaker 1: It's like the show is an ode to my family.
Speaker 1: My kids, they go, Dad, you're wild. I said, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? They go, you don't think you wild?
Speaker 1: And I said, showed me wild, and they went on
Speaker 1: my Instagram and I was like, yeah, I'm the wild.
Speaker 1: Ain't kicked in you, I hope not a Wayne. Stop it,
Speaker 1: come on, bro, like it's empowered. I don't think my
Speaker 1: son is. I think my son he's actually, but he's
Speaker 1: gonna be a ball player so that he may have fun.
Speaker 1: But my daughter, she has this wild thing about it,
Speaker 1: Like when we have drinks, she's always like, so what
Speaker 1: is that like, bitch? Why are you asking what that name?
Speaker 1: Little bit? A little bit, big bit? I think I
Speaker 1: call it that. Now, let's when you get older something
Speaker 1: call that she ain't gonna be tripping. I love. I
Speaker 1: love when you google people and headlines pop up with
Speaker 1: no context. So I googled you this morning. I saw
Speaker 1: the headline Marlon Wayne says, x w W E Star
Speaker 1: is scared of Blake big black penis. Follow that story
Speaker 1: and she said that she doesn't date white guys. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: there's no contact. You missing out. You you got to try.
Speaker 1: You got to are some of this. Black men don't
Speaker 1: have big penises. This one, dude, you can call around
Speaker 1: you that I call you google me I got put
Speaker 1: this way, you know you got a big joint. When
Speaker 1: there's some pictures I got the I wish leak. Let
Speaker 1: me see, I wish I'd be like, damn, I should leak.
Speaker 1: It looked like a hookah. Likely you catch the down angle,
Speaker 1: look like I'm sitting there with my friend. Now I
Speaker 1: google Marlin Wiena's penis and all that says, it's all
Speaker 1: hell Lebron's penis. Marlin Williams, all hell Lebron. That's another
Speaker 1: you have to drinking. They catch me off the player,
Speaker 1: I'd be sleeping. That's when Lebron showed Jammie on accidentally
Speaker 1: when he's talking about yeah, and I say he's a
Speaker 1: great basketball player, but uh uh, he could do a
Speaker 1: lot of things. But I got I got him there,
Speaker 1: you got him. I got him. I got him just
Speaker 1: based on his size in the ratio of how tall
Speaker 1: he is to the ratio of girls. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: Some basketball players got a little I'm like the basketball
Speaker 1: players the seven feet tall. Even if he had a
Speaker 1: nine inch piece, it's still gonna look little and don't
Speaker 1: look like a belly button on a nine a nine
Speaker 1: foot tall. I mean when super bad were talking about
Speaker 1: shock and she said that, and I'm like, what do
Speaker 1: you call little on shack? You said, you know, when
Speaker 1: you go too far? That just went too far just now.
Speaker 1: But that a mentality that is uh conducive to being
Speaker 1: a good comic. Though having that, I don't I can
Speaker 1: go too far. You as a comedian, you have to
Speaker 1: go places that people aren't comfortable um going themselves. They
Speaker 1: may think it, but as a comedian, we gotta take
Speaker 1: a fast flash like and we go into dark crevices
Speaker 1: of our mind, of pop culture, of the world of
Speaker 1: the news, and we got to go in there and
Speaker 1: we gotta come out with this little thing called a
Speaker 1: joke and a smile about something tragic. So in my set,
Speaker 1: I talk about everything. I talk about everything from Trump
Speaker 1: to terrorism, to you know, to love, to to to
Speaker 1: you know, to to gay rights. I talk about everything
Speaker 1: in my set at Caroline's where I'm there all week
Speaker 1: and long. Yeah, this weekend, Memorial Day week and make
Speaker 1: sure you'll come out check me out. It's the show
Speaker 1: is getting is getting good, man, It's getting I feel
Speaker 1: it Like I didn't feel special till this year. I'm
Speaker 1: feeling special. So um, I haven't done one yet because
Speaker 1: I'm not in a rush to do to do a special,
Speaker 1: just to do a special. I'm in a rush, and
Speaker 1: I'm hitting stages every night to get as good as
Speaker 1: I can get. I didn't have to do stand up
Speaker 1: at the age of thirty eight. I chose to do
Speaker 1: stand up at the age of thirty eight because I
Speaker 1: want to be great. It's like, you know, Michael Jorge
Speaker 1: and learning to uh learning to shoot three pointers in
Speaker 1: his ladder of his career. It's you know, I look
Speaker 1: at Jordan every year he learned something. This is something
Speaker 1: I had to do to become Marlin. I was always
Speaker 1: the first twenty years I spent developing in the Wayans Camp,
Speaker 1: and now these next these last five has been Marlin.
Speaker 1: And so that's why my show Marlin and my movies
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm finding who I am. I'm finding my voice,
Speaker 1: and stand up is really helping me crystallize who I am.
Speaker 1: So my best years are ahead of me. How much
Speaker 1: is politics seeped into your stand up? Why do you
Speaker 1: feel like you want to keep it light? You know
Speaker 1: people want to escape when they go see see you.
Speaker 1: I go there if it's I take a nice twenty
Speaker 1: minute twenty five minute chunk and talk about the politics
Speaker 1: or I mean it's because it's right now. It's such
Speaker 1: a heavy topic. You gotta go in there and you
Speaker 1: gotta talk about all the different perspectives. I talked literally,
Speaker 1: I talked about everything, and I talked about everything from
Speaker 1: hip hop to you know, to to to Caitlyn. I
Speaker 1: talk about what interest you about Trump now? Like what's
Speaker 1: interesting when you say you go into that dark crevice,
Speaker 1: like what's what's there? Oh? He just watched the news.
Speaker 1: Every time he opened his mouth, he got a joke.
Speaker 1: I think God did this because he was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, the comedians, here's a gift to comedy. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you this this joke as a comedian, I
Speaker 1: mean as the president, and people are just eating it up.
Speaker 1: It's something too that done because I mean, you look
Speaker 1: at somebody like Stephen Colbey, he's the number one nighttime king.
Speaker 1: Toward him, you're working towards the strength like this is strange.
Speaker 1: It is politics, like yo, Trump is is magical. I
Speaker 1: can literally if I want it, I could do thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: I could do an hour on him alone. But you
Speaker 1: know I don't. I don't I don't want to make
Speaker 1: it the Trump bashing show. So I do a nice
Speaker 1: five minutes I give. I'm an equal opportunity offender. I
Speaker 1: get five minutes. I'm out. Next next topic is like
Speaker 1: a boxer, every round you come in, you do something different, foul.
Speaker 1: My thing is every five minutes I want to laugh
Speaker 1: so hard that I earned the right to go get
Speaker 1: a sip of water. Okay, we got more of a
Speaker 1: Marlin Wayne's coming up next? Uh, Michael Shay to a
Speaker 1: stand up draw called Michael, Who who inspired you? Out
Speaker 1: of those people? I think all of them inspire me.
Speaker 1: All my peters inspire correct answer. No, I'm just being honest, man.
Speaker 1: I think this because when you when you're when you
Speaker 1: are a a fan of comedy and you have a
Speaker 1: respect for everybody's style. Instead of breaking somebody down, I
Speaker 1: look at what they do great and I go, wow,
Speaker 1: how can I apply the mechanics of that to what
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I don't want to be that person, but
Speaker 1: I look like I'll go to the Chappelle show. And
Speaker 1: I went to a show. This man had twenty five
Speaker 1: thousand people, and Chappelle's so cool that he just sat
Speaker 1: there smoking a cigarette telling his jokes and no pressure.
Speaker 1: Twenty five thousand people and he's just chill. He could
Speaker 1: make twenty five thousand people feel like he's talking to seven.
Speaker 1: And that is magical for me because when I get
Speaker 1: in front of twenty five thousand people, I literally can
Speaker 1: combust on stage from the energy. I'm over here, I'm
Speaker 1: over here, I'm like, I'm like, I'm all over I'm
Speaker 1: like a crack baby. I'm like a little squirrel from
Speaker 1: ice age. I'm all over the place. He's just real calm,
Speaker 1: And I love that about him, that he could just
Speaker 1: sit in the pocket and and and give you a
Speaker 1: great conversation. And I respect that about him. I respect
Speaker 1: that Rock. You know, Chris Rocket is brilliant. He's They're
Speaker 1: both brilliant. And I can talk about both those guys
Speaker 1: for days. You know, everybody got a Rock is like
Speaker 1: a great preacher, right he said, He's a great preacher,
Speaker 1: a wonderful writer. The things that he says and the
Speaker 1: way he connects and the way his mind thinks, and
Speaker 1: you know, he brings you this way and then hit
Speaker 1: you that way, and he don't mind saying it, and
Speaker 1: he says it again, and he says it again. If
Speaker 1: you get mad, he'll say it again and he don't
Speaker 1: get He don't give a And I love that about
Speaker 1: a rock And he's a tacticianer he would he could tell.
Speaker 1: He's sitting there going, I like what this joker is going,
Speaker 1: but uh, let me let me sit here and work
Speaker 1: on this more before I go out with it. He
Speaker 1: likes to paint his thing all the way and not
Speaker 1: just give you. They will paint in front of you
Speaker 1: and then painting some beautiful and go, I throw that out.
Speaker 1: But they're both different. Talks about keV. Kev's a beast,
Speaker 1: is a beast, and you watch him on stage, it's lovable.
Speaker 1: You know, he's a master salesman, you know, the dude
Speaker 1: you can't hate on that there's nothing to hate. Haters
Speaker 1: will sit there and go what are they doing wrong?
Speaker 1: People that love and really want great for themselves go,
Speaker 1: what are they doing right? And instead of going I'm
Speaker 1: not poking holes and people, I'm just going, I'm inspired
Speaker 1: to be that's great. Is it really a black renaissance
Speaker 1: going on in Hollywood? It seems like it, says who?
Speaker 1: I think it started to get a show and please
Speaker 1: which when it started with Empire and then like Blackish
Speaker 1: and you got Insecure, you got Atlanta, you got to
Speaker 1: call Michael Show. Yeah, but that's because there's so many networks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm glad that there's more networks. I'm glad
Speaker 1: to see. I think, you know, Hispanics need, you know,
Speaker 1: more more exposure. I think Asians need more. I think
Speaker 1: blacks need more. I think everybody needs. Look, we have
Speaker 1: little people on television. You know, everybody deserves to have
Speaker 1: their point of view of their show, of their life
Speaker 1: because there's an audience for that show. By the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of a little people, that little one on um
Speaker 1: the look, there's a little person that looked like j
Speaker 1: Low Well that Little People's show that the other day.
Speaker 1: And I call me crazy. I was you. I was
Speaker 1: sitting in my discussion. That's the part of your mind,
Speaker 1: like yo, for real. You start thinking about it and
Speaker 1: you get a little as you throw up and it
Speaker 1: took make put up, come in, make a nose, bleap,
Speaker 1: come in. I'm sorry about that. Molly. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: about three misogynistic thing pieces written about you. You called
Speaker 1: your daughter bitch, called a little president. But I do
Speaker 1: it in jest, you know, I do it in jest.
Speaker 1: But his thing, you know what I've been saying, No,
Speaker 1: but about about the word. It's not about the word.
Speaker 1: It's about the connotation of the word. My kids went
Speaker 1: to school, they wasn't called but some little boy and
Speaker 1: when they school was calling them muffins, muffins, like what's
Speaker 1: the muffin? And what's calling my fings? And he was
Speaker 1: looking at all the black kids called the muffins. And
Speaker 1: I was sitting there going this called my kids and muffin.
Speaker 1: I started looking at the muffins like why would he?
Speaker 1: What does And my friend got to do with it,
Speaker 1: like if it's blueberry, those a little moles on your face?
Speaker 1: What's But it's not about so therefore, it's not about
Speaker 1: the word. It's about the connotation, not the denotation of
Speaker 1: the word. It's about how you use the word. I
Speaker 1: could say in terms of endearment. I have five sisters.
Speaker 1: We joke all the time. They called me, I call
Speaker 1: them bitch, and that's just what we loved each other.
Speaker 1: It's like certain in certain neighborhoods, in my neighborhood, certain
Speaker 1: white boys, what's something I don't even try because we
Speaker 1: grew up together and I know if somebody from that
Speaker 1: block was to say something, You're gonna be the first
Speaker 1: person right by my side whooping that dude's ass. So
Speaker 1: it's all about the connotation white woman. And she's like,
Speaker 1: let's role play. I'm gonna be Well, then that's that's
Speaker 1: the agreement. Sometimes that could be fun. You know, let's
Speaker 1: get the chains out and play place in place, play roots.
Speaker 1: Just don't and here's the thing, you just go just
Speaker 1: don't tell nobody. Don't let the black find out about this.
Speaker 1: Don't tell him. Now. Have you seen the Pop movie yet? Okay,
Speaker 1: no I haven't, but you know what, I saw the
Speaker 1: trailer and the dude looked like Pop, right. He had
Speaker 1: the same stuff love against eyes as Tupop. I just
Speaker 1: called Pop snuff love kiss because he had to use
Speaker 1: this gangster right. He's all hardcore, but he had these
Speaker 1: it's the most beautiful eyes. You look at his eyes
Speaker 1: and you find yourself just magically whims clear feeling like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just called stuff Loki. He had that.
Speaker 1: And Pop had these really soft hands like I just
Speaker 1: call him Pap the papla thug because his hands were
Speaker 1: so soft, like had he even punched somebody with these
Speaker 1: like all the time of time out. They put my
Speaker 1: gloves on before we fight. I got a man killed
Speaker 1: him all chill, chill, chiller his but pop. I talked
Speaker 1: about him with love because you know that was my
Speaker 1: my boy. Um. I met him when he was doing
Speaker 1: Juice with Omar and Omar answer is my best friend.
Speaker 1: We went from high school. I was in Howard University.
Speaker 1: They were doing Juice. I came up to the set
Speaker 1: of Jews. My boy Mitchell, who's writer now on Hollywood
Speaker 1: and douced comedy producers with me on my show. Um.
Speaker 1: He was in Juice as well. He was the guy
Speaker 1: to get you got the Juice now man? Or at
Speaker 1: the end at the end, Yeah, that's him and Omar.
Speaker 1: So that's a very pit with a part of that movie.
Speaker 1: He hated that line. He's gonna be so mad. We
Speaker 1: talked about this, yo. Man. You know people they you
Speaker 1: know what they see him. That's Jews, that's the Jewics man, Yo,
Speaker 1: who got the juice? Now? Man? That's his what you're
Speaker 1: talking about Walls right away. That's one of the most
Speaker 1: corniest lines. Now when you back then it was hard
Speaker 1: you're watching says that he watched me and kill somebody.
Speaker 1: But you know what I like, You ain't man, because
Speaker 1: you know in your youth you know what I mean like.
Speaker 1: It was a good three year pocket after he did it.
Speaker 1: That girls was giving him something because of that one
Speaker 1: love that one line. They would ask him to recite
Speaker 1: it while he's having said say it you got now, girl.
Speaker 1: We'll seeing at Caroline this weekend. Watch a TV show
Speaker 1: when they come out of this movie, when they come
Speaker 1: out with the August sixteenth, nine and nine thirty, really
Speaker 1: funny show. It's a family show you can watch with
Speaker 1: the kids. Believe it or not, they got a little
Speaker 1: tight taste the naughty, but it's really funny and naked.
Speaker 1: You can watch it with your Girl's a great Netflix
Speaker 1: and chill. It's a great romantic comedy. Me and Regina
Speaker 1: hall Um and my show Me and Essence Atkins. I'm
Speaker 1: telling y'all were bringing some something special to to to
Speaker 1: the to TV um And I'm not just saying this.
Speaker 1: It's it's a special show. You will laugh out loud
Speaker 1: the entire time except for one minute of some heart
Speaker 1: smaller way in y'all have to Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club, Hey, yup,
Speaker 1: Charlomagne the guard him angelis here DJM. He's on vacation
Speaker 1: with the world most nat this morning, short of breakfast
Speaker 1: club and coming up next time, we have Donkey today. Now,
Speaker 1: this is one of those moments when we're fake here, okay,
Speaker 1: because you know you just heard us talking to Marlin
Speaker 1: ways because he's gonna be at Kiline's all weekend, but
Speaker 1: he really is. That's like a fact. Yes, it's a
Speaker 1: four day weekend. I'm enjoying VACA, So I'm not doing
Speaker 1: Donkey of the Day this morning. So I'm what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do is I'm gonna give y'all a best of
Speaker 1: Donkey of the Day. So I decided did heat Jason
Speaker 1: Whitlock's fat ass up again? Why not replay this because
Speaker 1: I'm not commenting to anything that he says anymore. I
Speaker 1: saw him do a rebuttal video where he said something
Speaker 1: like we should come together for the black community. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something about me, man, I keep that
Speaker 1: same energy at all times. If I don't effort you,
Speaker 1: I don't effort you, the black community will be just
Speaker 1: fine without me and your fat ass coming together. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not fasciating. I just want him to be healthy.
Speaker 1: All right, but since I won't be replying to him anymore,
Speaker 1: we'll just replay the dunkey today that I gave him
Speaker 1: last Friday. Okay, we'll play that at the eight oh
Speaker 1: four plus we got my dermatologist, doctor Sandy. She's coming
Speaker 1: up next hour as well. It's the world most dangerous
Speaker 1: morning show, The Breakfast Club. I was going to donkey.
Speaker 1: It's the Donkey of the Death Devil Breakfast Club. Hey, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: do you know where your donkey is? It's right here
Speaker 1: on the Breakfast Club. Okay, it's dunkey today. This is
Speaker 1: the best of This is when I had to heat
Speaker 1: Jason Whitlock up last week because he want to be
Speaker 1: the white man's washed up. Enjoy. Yes, donkey to Dave
Speaker 1: goes to sports journalists Jason Lee Whitlock. If you don't
Speaker 1: know who Jason Whitlock is. Here is the co host
Speaker 1: of a deadly sports TV show that I never heard
Speaker 1: of until yesterday called Speak for Yourself on Fox Sports One. Now.
Speaker 1: Fox Sports one has been in the news this week
Speaker 1: because Colin Coward had Laval Ball on this show this
Speaker 1: week and Laval got into an exchange with Kristin Lahey.
Speaker 1: Also a Fox Sports one play that real quick to
Speaker 1: refresh everyone's memory. Have you sold any shoes yet? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I sold a good amount to me. How many stay
Speaker 1: in your lane? Anyway? I don't even worry about her
Speaker 1: overever every time she scares me together thinking I saw
Speaker 1: right now, Hey, my problem is you are a hate her.
Speaker 1: I never disrespect women. But I tell you what if
Speaker 1: you act like that something's coming to you and it's okay,
Speaker 1: do you do you think? Are you wait? Are you
Speaker 1: threatening me? Okay? Now? I gave Christian Lahe Dunkey to
Speaker 1: Day this week for those comments, because that is textbook.
Speaker 1: Let me weaponize my whiteness to demonize the black man.
Speaker 1: Anybody who can't see that doesn't want to see it.
Speaker 1: And I said during Dunky the Day that she played
Speaker 1: the race card by accident. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: she weaponized her whiteness on purpose, but that's what she did,
Speaker 1: and I stand by my statement. That's the same kind
Speaker 1: of energy that got Emmettail killed. You got these idiots
Speaker 1: who want to say, how can you compare laval Ball
Speaker 1: to Emettael. I'm not comparing laval Ball to Emettael. I'm
Speaker 1: saying we're saying the same weaponizing of whiteness to demonize
Speaker 1: the black man is what got Emmett Till killed. That's
Speaker 1: the same energy Christine Lahey gave out in the middle
Speaker 1: of that exchange. Yes, that man says you're gonna get
Speaker 1: what's coming to you, Christine Lahy. That's him simply saying
Speaker 1: calm is gonna come your way based off the comments
Speaker 1: you've made about him and how he raised his kids.
Speaker 1: But Christine, by your logic, if you think that's a threat,
Speaker 1: then Jason Whitlock definitely threatened me yesterday on Colin Cowwood
Speaker 1: Show to heard, can we play that Charlemagne na God
Speaker 1: has come at Christine in a totally unprofessional, dangerous, irresponsible way.
Speaker 1: Some of this is spun in a racial way that
Speaker 1: I think it's difficult for white people to handle. This
Speaker 1: is my area of expertise. I'm gonna go at Charlomagne
Speaker 1: the God and all these idiots. Breakfast Club is the
Speaker 1: most powerful popular urban radio show in America in New York,
Speaker 1: LA based. Yes, but it's a national show. It's serious extent.
Speaker 1: He needs to be dealt with, and he's gonna get
Speaker 1: dealt with. When yar sex m with iHeart damn it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be dealt with if I need to be
Speaker 1: dealt with. That is a threat, Jason Whitlock. If you
Speaker 1: think what laval Ball said to your precious Christine Lahy
Speaker 1: is a threat, then you see and you're gonna deal
Speaker 1: with me is absolutely a threat. Jason Whitlock said that
Speaker 1: I am spinning this in a racial way that is
Speaker 1: hard for white people to handle. You know why it's
Speaker 1: hard for white people to handle because waste of good
Speaker 1: black skin like you, Jason Whitlock, get around these Caucasians
Speaker 1: and corporate settings and don't tell the truth. How are
Speaker 1: we gonna make racial progress in this country if we
Speaker 1: don't communicate tell them the truth. Same way Christian Lahey
Speaker 1: can say what makes her uncomfortable, I can point out,
Speaker 1: as a black man, what makes me uncomfortable? And Christian
Speaker 1: Lahey demonizing laval Ball and weaponizing her whiteness by saying
Speaker 1: this man was threatening her when he clearly wasn't makes
Speaker 1: me uncomfortable. And yes, I use the example of Mtel
Speaker 1: because that's the same kind of energy that got him killed.
Speaker 1: News like that wouldn't be hard for white people to handle.
Speaker 1: Jason Whitlock if negroes in position like you to tell
Speaker 1: them the truth. Told him the truth. But you're too
Speaker 1: busy attacking black people and demonizing us that you don't
Speaker 1: seem to understand that. Malcolm X once said, if you're
Speaker 1: not careful, newspapers will have you hating the people who
Speaker 1: are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing
Speaker 1: the oppressing. Well, it's twenty seventeen. If Malcolm was alive,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't say newspaper. He would say media, and he
Speaker 1: would be talking directly the Negroes like you. Because when
Speaker 1: Jason Whitlock got on his show Speak for Yourself yesterday
Speaker 1: along with Eric Davis, Chris Bassard and The Damsel and
Speaker 1: discussed Kristin Lahy, he said this, Charlomagne the God did
Speaker 1: a commentary label in you the donkey of the day.
Speaker 1: This kind of set me over the top because he
Speaker 1: went as far as to analogize this to what happened
Speaker 1: with Emmett Till for Charlomagne the Guy to use his platform,
Speaker 1: the most powerful urban hip hop station in America with
Speaker 1: a huge following, to throw that kind of heat on
Speaker 1: you when your intentions weren't malicious at all. Your interaction
Speaker 1: with LaVar Ball was in disrespectful at all for him
Speaker 1: to throw that kind of heat on you and your family.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous and it plays into a racial politics
Speaker 1: that has gotten out of hand o via social media.
Speaker 1: Charl grow up, be a man. Social media people over Twitter,
Speaker 1: please stop and think we're being racially divided for no
Speaker 1: reason for the entertainment of people over Twitter and Instagram.
Speaker 1: This needs to stop. This was never supposed to be
Speaker 1: a war, and it's turned into it. It was never
Speaker 1: supposed to work between me and LaVar, between me and
Speaker 1: Charlotte Mene the God, and now it's turned into that.
Speaker 1: It's it's not a war on race. It's not a
Speaker 1: racial discussion. It's not a feminist discussion. It was about respect.
Speaker 1: And to Charlotte Mene the God, I would love to
Speaker 1: go on your show. I've actually been a fan of
Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club and if we can have a healthy
Speaker 1: conversation about this and make them good come out of it,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Put some respect on my name. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Now, Jason Whitlock has the nerve the unmitigated
Speaker 1: God to say what I said was irresponsible, inappropriate, dangerous,
Speaker 1: out of bounds, even at the nervous stated, I don't
Speaker 1: have to demonize someone. But not once did you check
Speaker 1: Christine Lahy for demonizing laval Ball. Not once did you
Speaker 1: tell Christine to her demonization of laval Ball is dangerous.
Speaker 1: Y'all keep screaming about lack of respect for Christine Lahy,
Speaker 1: But on that show to herd she's positioned in the
Speaker 1: back of the bus. You want people to look her
Speaker 1: in the eyes and talk to her. How what guest
Speaker 1: has eyes in the back of the head If you
Speaker 1: respect her so much position at the way, she's a
Speaker 1: real part of the show and guests don't have to
Speaker 1: break their neck to talk to her. Hey, Christine, last
Speaker 1: thing I have to say to you is the way
Speaker 1: they have you positioned in that room is how they
Speaker 1: feel you should be positions in life. Okay, behind the guys,
Speaker 1: way off to the side. But if that it's not
Speaker 1: about you right now, it's about Jason Whitlock. Jason Whitlock,
Speaker 1: you have the nerve to talk about someone being inappropriate, irresponsible, dangerous,
Speaker 1: out of bounds. Jason Whitlock, have you met yourself? Okay?
Speaker 1: I remember an article you wrote about Serena Williams, calling
Speaker 1: her an underachiever. Serena Williams the greatest tennis player of
Speaker 1: all time, top five athletes of all time, regardless agenda,
Speaker 1: you said she was an underachiever. One of your lines
Speaker 1: from that article was, seriously, how else can Serena fill
Speaker 1: out her side sixteen shorts without grazing at her stall
Speaker 1: between matches? Jason Whitlock said, Serena Williams has chosen to
Speaker 1: smother her athletic gifts into an unsightly layer of sick
Speaker 1: muscular blubber, a byproduct of her unwillingness to commit to
Speaker 1: a training regiment and diet. All of this is coming
Speaker 1: from a man who waddles when he walks, a man
Speaker 1: who looks like he has to concentrate with every breath
Speaker 1: he takes, has the nerve the body shame Serena Williams.
Speaker 1: But that's what you do, Jason Whitlock. You love tearing
Speaker 1: down black excellence. You always ascribe to demonize black people
Speaker 1: in the media for absolutely no reason. Let's run through
Speaker 1: a few of him, shall we. I just told you
Speaker 1: about Serena well. Jason Whitlock also had something negative to
Speaker 1: say about Lebron James Equality commercial. How do you speak
Speaker 1: out about a man who did a commercial encouraging equality.
Speaker 1: Letsten to what he said about Lebron. My point about
Speaker 1: Lebron James that I don't think people are getting his
Speaker 1: athletic privilege and wealth define him more than the poverty
Speaker 1: and or racism that he experienced growing up. And therefore,
Speaker 1: if you buy that, you will understand my analogy. Why
Speaker 1: I say he's no different than Donald Trump. My amatil
Speaker 1: analogy is crazy. But Braun is like Donald Trump house way.
Speaker 1: Lebron is about building bridges, bringing people together. Donald Trump
Speaker 1: builds walls. He wants to keep people divided. Howard he
Speaker 1: remotely the same. Jason Whitlock also doesn't think Colin Kaepernick
Speaker 1: is authentic. Let's hear it should cap sincerity still be questions,
Speaker 1: and I think it's fair game. This kid was about
Speaker 1: Instagram models, tattoos, his abs, and building up the Colin
Speaker 1: Kaepernick brand until the very moment he loses his starting
Speaker 1: quarterback job. And now he's out here and he's Martin
Speaker 1: Luther Cornroll. I don't buy it. I don't care all
Speaker 1: he's raising awareness for this or that. See that rhetoric
Speaker 1: is dangerous because it makes it seem like the issue
Speaker 1: that Colin Kaepernick was protesting isn't important. If you're making
Speaker 1: the white people you work with feel like Colin Kaepernick's
Speaker 1: protests are important, then by default you're making what Colin
Speaker 1: Kaepernick is actually protesting, which is the unarm killing of people,
Speaker 1: especially people of colored by the police, seem not important.
Speaker 1: But Jason Whitlock, this is what you do. It's just stick.
Speaker 1: This is how you get attention, attacking, demonized, focused to
Speaker 1: a black and prominent in our community. I refuse to
Speaker 1: believe you would come caping for a woman of color
Speaker 1: the way you're caping for Christine Lahy. See. You keep
Speaker 1: telling me not to make this a race thing, but
Speaker 1: the same way Christine Lahe used the textbook example of
Speaker 1: weaponizing whiteness and demonizing blackness. You are a textbook example
Speaker 1: of a twisted house slave. You are Stephen and Django.
Speaker 1: You are doing what you have to do to keep
Speaker 1: your white counterparts happy because you think it gives you
Speaker 1: some sort of job security. I mean, looks documented that
Speaker 1: no black people at ESPN wanted to work with you,
Speaker 1: so you went over to Fox Sports one to be
Speaker 1: the white man's watchdog. Because if that wasn't your agenda.
Speaker 1: You would have at least attempted to school Christine Layhe
Speaker 1: on why her rhetoric was dangerous not just to leval Ball,
Speaker 1: but historically why that type of energy has been dangerous
Speaker 1: to black men in this country forever. Now, Jason Whitlock,
Speaker 1: I know you threatened me and said I was gonna
Speaker 1: be dealt with, but I need you to have that
Speaker 1: same enthusiasm when it comes to dealing with your obesity. Okay,
Speaker 1: you need to lose weight, my brother. I right, Your first, last,
Speaker 1: and best love will always be self love, and that's
Speaker 1: why you don't love anyone. Look, Jason Whitlock as a
Speaker 1: house slave, but he don't love the white man all.
Speaker 1: He doesn't tear down black people, so we know he
Speaker 1: doesn't love us. But truth is, Jason Whitlock doesn't love himself.
Speaker 1: If you loved himself, he would lose weight. Hurt people,
Speaker 1: hurt people. And when you are built like Cleveland Brown
Speaker 1: from Family Guy in real life, nine times out of
Speaker 1: ten you're hurt. And you better not get on Fox
Speaker 1: Sports one today and say how body shamed you? Because
Speaker 1: damn it, you body shamed Serena And I'm not going
Speaker 1: back and forth with you because I know you eat
Speaker 1: this kind of attention up. I mean, you eat everything up,
Speaker 1: but you really love dining on attention, and I'm not
Speaker 1: giving you anymore until you lose two hundred pounds. I
Speaker 1: refuse to go back and forth with the man who
Speaker 1: doesn't love himself. Okay, I would not take any critique
Speaker 1: from you serious until you take your life serious and
Speaker 1: lose weight. Jason Whitlock, if you're confused on what I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, it's simple, you're too fat for for Dora.
Speaker 1: I'm just using this as a moment to teach the
Speaker 1: white people you work with that are confused about why
Speaker 1: the Christian lady situation with laval Ball is so serious.
Speaker 1: And it's simply because some white women in this country
Speaker 1: have a history of weaponizing their whiteness to demonize the
Speaker 1: black man. And if guys like Jason Whitlock can't convey
Speaker 1: that message, then guys like Charlomagne that God can please
Speaker 1: give the fat for Dora wearing how slave Jason Whitlock,
Speaker 1: the biggest Heath Hall police all right, told y'all I
Speaker 1: was spreading love today the breakfast club. Yep. Charlomagne, the
Speaker 1: God him Angelie we are the world most dangerous. Morning
Speaker 1: showed the breakfast club that was Drake with fake Love.
Speaker 1: Now you have a very special guest in the building,
Speaker 1: somebody who's did in my heart, the woman who has
Speaker 1: bleached my skin. Yes, doctor Natasha Sandy has rejoined us.
Speaker 1: What are we talking about today? So? Howiday weekend? A
Speaker 1: lot of people are gonna be eating barbecue and going
Speaker 1: to cookouts and all that kind of good stuff. But
Speaker 1: then they're still trying to lose weight for the summer.
Speaker 1: What would you recommend because you don't just do skin,
Speaker 1: you do diet stuff toody inside and what do you
Speaker 1: put on your inside? Effects are your outside exactly? So
Speaker 1: what you want to do is you want to eat
Speaker 1: like like you have the green leafy vegetables, which we
Speaker 1: hear all this all the time. But when you put
Speaker 1: and I told this before, whenever you have your meal,
Speaker 1: you want to put car complex carbohydrates with with your meals, right,
Speaker 1: mice and you also want to do but our green
Speaker 1: vegetables period are your complex carbohydrates. So that helps you
Speaker 1: again utilize and maximize it gives you energy. But who
Speaker 1: utilize and maximizes your proteins as well? So you combine
Speaker 1: that with a with a protein which is your fish. Um,
Speaker 1: you're if you do be if you do red meat,
Speaker 1: but you want to combine those things chicken. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Now the summertime, people tend to work out a little
Speaker 1: bit more so, again, you're the whole point of the
Speaker 1: project is to get those amino acids in addition to
Speaker 1: the fat, so people work out a little bit more so.
Speaker 1: Some of the things that you can do, like you
Speaker 1: and I spoke about, is you can either take supplements
Speaker 1: um in the powder form of the branch chain amino acids,
Speaker 1: which is the amino acids that you get after you
Speaker 1: digest your meat. Well you mean supplements now like pre
Speaker 1: work out, but like what if you're not working out,
Speaker 1: you just take it to take it. But well, there
Speaker 1: are some some people work cuts have caffeine in it,
Speaker 1: which I wouldn't have recommend for everyone. But um, some
Speaker 1: of the brands that I spoke to you about, you
Speaker 1: can just take. You can put it in your water
Speaker 1: because a lot of us aren't also not eating enough
Speaker 1: to supplement what we need in terms of the lifestyle
Speaker 1: that we're living lives. If you said, if you say
Speaker 1: it that way, I don't know what to do. But
Speaker 1: but so for example, we spoke about you can also
Speaker 1: just get ivy A mean acids, the vitamins intravenously. Okay,
Speaker 1: I rather do the powder and water, right, or you
Speaker 1: can get this, or you can get the shot. But
Speaker 1: we spoke about that, the fact that it helps you
Speaker 1: to bring blood to your to the different organs, to
Speaker 1: your blood vessel and spand your blood has been blood
Speaker 1: of different organs. You spoke about that in terms of
Speaker 1: the erection and things like that. The other yes, right, absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: about erection direction. I was trying. Yeah, well, when doctor
Speaker 1: I was here, we were talking about what I was
Speaker 1: asking her to when I want to go see you
Speaker 1: last week. You know we're having erection problems. I don't
Speaker 1: want to know how to have a hard openis all
Speaker 1: the time. Like I'm always trying to be the best.
Speaker 1: Some patience have told me when they've come and got
Speaker 1: any amino acids. And wait, what was so you went
Speaker 1: to ask about your head? Now what you said was
Speaker 1: when I take the amino acid? What you said? What
Speaker 1: did you say that? He said, it makes me listen,
Speaker 1: Oh no, because you give me the shots, right, And
Speaker 1: he said listen back them shots. I tell her what's
Speaker 1: in the shot? It's okay, you know the blanche amino acids,
Speaker 1: colleen um be, vitamin C, your vitamin be, the complex
Speaker 1: of all the vitamins right um and a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of those in the in the tablets that
Speaker 1: guys take the workout. But you said to me, and
Speaker 1: other guys said that you were like, yo, when I
Speaker 1: get those shots, like hard woman, it's not in your head.
Speaker 1: It's a physico logically, actually does is in his head? No?
Speaker 1: It is, well in his head. It's all in his head. Okay.
Speaker 1: So if he say he was just having some problems,
Speaker 1: couldn't get wrecked, you could give him that shot and
Speaker 1: then he would possibly well, no, we have to figure
Speaker 1: out what the problem is. Okay, But did you have
Speaker 1: a problem that's not allowing the blood to flow to
Speaker 1: the area? Is not? Is it a problem with I
Speaker 1: don't know West. He's all great tip for Memorial weekend,
Speaker 1: he has to talk about. He's all great tip for
Speaker 1: tomorrow weekend? Having sex? Right now? Do you recommend because
Speaker 1: like a lot of big meals are gonna be had
Speaker 1: towards the end of the day, and you do like
Speaker 1: to wake me up breakfast smoothe do you think it's
Speaker 1: better to just do smoothes in the morning, smoothes that
Speaker 1: lunch and didn't pick out at night? Well, if that's
Speaker 1: if you're gonna, if you're gonna really vet, if you
Speaker 1: know you know I'm gonna go to Barbecum, we're gonna
Speaker 1: eat like crazy. I'm gonna eat a lot of food.
Speaker 1: You know, try to make us healthy. Choice is possible
Speaker 1: before what before that? So one of the things you
Speaker 1: can do is do a smoothie in the morning again
Speaker 1: and for lunch, and you can do high protein in
Speaker 1: the smoothie. Um, what's in it? Okay? So you can
Speaker 1: try my wake up smoothie. So you can do almond milk.
Speaker 1: I tend that tends to work well with a lot
Speaker 1: of people that have problems with me. Or you can
Speaker 1: do coconut milk. I'd be fine if I have regular right, right,
Speaker 1: and then they'll be right and then and then you'll
Speaker 1: be bloated as well. So you can do almond milk.
Speaker 1: You can do the kale or spinach. You can do
Speaker 1: bananas if you so you wish. If you want to
Speaker 1: sweet in it, I like stevia. If you want to
Speaker 1: or you can just sweeten it with the fruits itself.
Speaker 1: Feet Yeah, we can use write, but some people just
Speaker 1: have a really sweet taste. But you can use the
Speaker 1: food to do that. And then I actually have a
Speaker 1: protein um powder that I add UM that I've actually
Speaker 1: developed that I add that it is really low it's um.
Speaker 1: It's not really high in way protein. So it's got
Speaker 1: a little bit of like um, some beef protein in there. UM.
Speaker 1: So people that have DUI symptoms, so that you're getting
Speaker 1: your daily caloric intake of the proteins that you need UM,
Speaker 1: so that you don't when you vedge out later on,
Speaker 1: you don't get blowtooth, and you're not really fat and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. You know, you don't gain too much away.
Speaker 1: So you can do a light shakes, or if you
Speaker 1: don't want to do shakes, you can do a light
Speaker 1: salad for breakfast and lunch, you know, And then you
Speaker 1: can what about oat or something like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: oatmeal is has been shown to be really effective for
Speaker 1: cholesterol and things like that. It maybe it's going to
Speaker 1: feel you, but it's not going to necessarily give you
Speaker 1: all the nutrients that you need throughout the day. So
Speaker 1: if you're just hanging out. That might be okay, but
Speaker 1: you're the nutrients to day to function. You're not going
Speaker 1: to get all the nutrients. So you can't do the oatmeal,
Speaker 1: but you may want to combine it with like maybe
Speaker 1: a cardboard egg or scrambled egg and a side of
Speaker 1: spey or something like that, but you want to keep
Speaker 1: it light. Now, we do still have doctor Sandy in
Speaker 1: the building. Learn how Charlotte Maine manages to maintain his erection. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I am trying to maintain my erection. But yeah, you
Speaker 1: got a question now, I when I ask you about
Speaker 1: laser hair removal, because that's something that a lot of
Speaker 1: people are doing now, especially getting ready for the summer. Actually,
Speaker 1: I have been doing laser hair removal. Shout out to
Speaker 1: Romeo and Julie where I've been going to get it.
Speaker 1: Do you recommend laser hair removal for anybody? Because I
Speaker 1: see all these before and after results and you don't
Speaker 1: have hair bumps anymore, and after a while, the hair
Speaker 1: has gone permanently so you don't have to make those
Speaker 1: waxing appointment. So actually, it's quite interesting men and women
Speaker 1: are doing the laser hair removal, and actually the best
Speaker 1: term really is is really laser hair reduction. Okay, because
Speaker 1: what happens when what's happening when we're doing laser hair
Speaker 1: reduction is you're targeting the pigment on the hairs and
Speaker 1: you're actually going to destroy the hair follicles. What happens, though,
Speaker 1: is you're destroying them, but not permanently. So the laser
Speaker 1: hair reduction occurs for a time, but after a couple
Speaker 1: of years, their hair starts to come back. So what's
Speaker 1: the benefit people that shave Unless their hair grows back,
Speaker 1: it starts to curl under the skin, ingrown hairs, or
Speaker 1: sometimes it's really sharp because using a sharp blade and
Speaker 1: that sharp hair hair will go as it's going back,
Speaker 1: cut into the skin, and that will give you the bumps, infection,
Speaker 1: It gets itchy, and it looks last plates. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks disgust. So what the laser hair reduction does it
Speaker 1: makes their head go back really fine, so that even
Speaker 1: if it does decide to turn and go in, it's
Speaker 1: not horse enough for strong enough to rupture the skin.
Speaker 1: And for some people it actually also makes it stop
Speaker 1: growing for a number of years. So a lot of
Speaker 1: guys and girls are the same thing guys shave, they've
Speaker 1: been working out, they've got on their six pack, so
Speaker 1: they want to show their six pack better, so they're shaving,
Speaker 1: but then they're getting the bumps, so they're coming in
Speaker 1: and then even on their hair, guys are getting like
Speaker 1: right and then get bumps. Yeah, that's called pseudo fuliculitis barber. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: so you can treat that as well. I treat that
Speaker 1: as well. You treat it laser. So well that's the
Speaker 1: that's the ultimate choice, right, So for some yeah, it
Speaker 1: can be, it can be. Yeah, it can be, but
Speaker 1: if you do the math over time. So another option
Speaker 1: would be to use clippers, right instead of using the blade,
Speaker 1: so that it doesn't clate the sharp sharpness, and then
Speaker 1: you do it more frequently. Sometimes you can use clippers
Speaker 1: and then use something called a clever sonic brush. I
Speaker 1: hadn't you have that, right, So closonic bush oscillates back
Speaker 1: and forth and let's anything that's in the hair follicle
Speaker 1: come out. If there's hairs trapped, it makes those hairs
Speaker 1: come out. So those are things that people can do
Speaker 1: for the summer. Right, even if you're not doing lazier
Speaker 1: move you'r a girl that shave. You shave around your
Speaker 1: arms and you don't like the bumps, you can use
Speaker 1: the Clarsonic brush there and it also helps with the
Speaker 1: color as well. What's the biggest misconception with skincare? You know,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people don't use wash cloths
Speaker 1: on and I might be going against the grain. A
Speaker 1: lot of people don't. People people people right, and they'll say, oh,
Speaker 1: I read somewhere. I'm not supposed to use wash on
Speaker 1: your face, A clean wash close is not going to
Speaker 1: be a problem, right, don't Yeah? I mean, but they
Speaker 1: don't they use their hands. How are you going to exfoliate?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's great to get an exfoliating products. I
Speaker 1: just use my hands. Back to Sandy has the best
Speaker 1: of foliating product in the market. I swear to God.
Speaker 1: I used Ambi before, but this new stuff, Lord have mercy.
Speaker 1: You like it? What makes your face feel open? These
Speaker 1: are the things you don't do the summer. Stop using.
Speaker 1: Don't use all products because you're you're making more oil, right,
Speaker 1: so you'll make things worse. Those are things you want
Speaker 1: to do. You want to cleanse right right? Um, you
Speaker 1: want to use expolience? What sunscreen? So the claim master
Speaker 1: the claim master great. The charcoal mask great. You just
Speaker 1: can't do excessively because then you find yourself breaking out
Speaker 1: a lot more. Do you do a good cleanse you
Speaker 1: don't have to mask as much. Got it? And a
Speaker 1: good expolient. What about sperm masks? Did you try it?
Speaker 1: Shall me? No? I did hear That's the thing. You
Speaker 1: did not hear that. I want to find you doctor.
Speaker 1: Where can they find you? For more information? On Instagram, Facebook, Twitter,
Speaker 1: doctor and the sash Sandy on my website. Yes, this
Speaker 1: is my dermatologist. She's the best in the business. Damnit.
Speaker 1: She keeps the weight off me, she keeps my skin
Speaker 1: gleaming right and again she keeps my erections great. His
Speaker 1: wife that you know what I mean. I can provide
Speaker 1: access to make the blood floor a lot easier, but
Speaker 1: to make sure the wife has a good time. My
Speaker 1: wife go too. Yeah, this is a family thing. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: thank you, doctor Sandy. Anything else, anything you want to
Speaker 1: leave us with before we go? Um, just really if
Speaker 1: you're for the for the whole summer. You know, most
Speaker 1: people thinking about their hair, their skin, their hair, their body. Um,
Speaker 1: but all those things. Basically, the fundamental starts with diet.
Speaker 1: That's from the inside. Starts from the inside out. So
Speaker 1: obviously lots of water, right, Um, if you don't like water,
Speaker 1: just add things, you know, add lamino acids to it,
Speaker 1: greenly if your vegetables. Put it in a smoothie. If
Speaker 1: you hate it, you know, if that's but I always
Speaker 1: have everybody in the juice by it. If they they
Speaker 1: don't like, spin it in care. You won't even taste
Speaker 1: it when you put it, especially do organic. You suddenly realize, oh,
Speaker 1: organic food taste really really well. If you don't think
Speaker 1: doctor Sandys popping. Just keeping mind she's fifty seven years old. Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: doctor Natasha Sandy and the Breakfast Club. The breakfast Club,
Speaker 1: all right, it's the Breakfast Club. I hope everybody is
Speaker 1: out there being safe. I know it is a holiday weekend.
Speaker 1: Don't forget that. We are celebrating Memorial Day for a reason, though,
Speaker 1: So shout out to everybody who has helped us and
Speaker 1: helped this country. Shout out to all the veterans. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I think it's absolutely disgusting that veterans do not have
Speaker 1: a place to stay after they have been fighting for
Speaker 1: this damn country. They don't have money. I can't stand it.
Speaker 1: I hate seeing homeless veterans on the side. Shout out
Speaker 1: to everybody who is currently serving our country as well.
Speaker 1: Absolutely all right, now, let's get ready for the People's
Speaker 1: Choice Mix. Hit us up. You can hit up at
Speaker 1: Breakfast Club AM, or you can hit up at DJ
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