WEBVTT - Marlon Wayans and Dr. Sandy Interview 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:04.600 Thank thank you. Whenever I come to the Breakfast Club, 0:00:04.640 --> 0:00:10.680 I called this the high seat. Y you don't control, 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:14.040 aren't even doing here? I'm so big yo, are yo 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:17.680 so bad? The world's most dangerous Morning Jo dj N 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.119 This pitch angela stay in everybody's business, but in a 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.200 good way. Charlomagne the the ruler, rubbing you the wrong way. 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:39.839 The breakfast clubs for everybody, shack, good morning, Usa yo 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:41.479 yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:43.400 yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:45.559 yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.440 yo yo yo. Yes, jolam man, we are having so 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.680 much fun up here on a Friday. Yes, are we 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.240 fake here? We're really here? We are really fakely here. Yeah, 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:57.480 we kind of ending out today's episode of The Breakfast Club. 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:00.600 It is Friday, Memorial weekend, Forday weekend for us. Yes, 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:03.480 I'm fed here today. Yes, Small and Wayness will be 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:05.080 here this morning. He's got a movie coming out on 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.960 Netflix called Naked on August eleventh, and then this TV 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:11.560 show Marlin starts August sixteenth on NBC, and he'll be 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:13.759 at Caroline's all weekend. Like I just said, a busy 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:16.240 man right there, very busy individuals who we'll talk to 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:19.160 him this morning. And somebody who's being dead in my heart, 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.880 my dermatologist, into your face and to my face, my dermatologist. 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.280 Doctor Natasha Sandy will be here, the woman who bleased 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.840 me right, and you know, we know you guys are 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:31.319 ready to lay out. It's Memorial Day weekend, you're on vacation. 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:34.520 Some places are warm, some places aren't that warm yet. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:36.520 But we got to give you some tips on how 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:38.440 you can make sure that you stay safe. Yes, because 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.200 May is actually National Skin Cancer Awareness Month and today 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:44.640 is actually National Friday, so basically, don't fry your skin. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:47.000 So doctor Natasha Sandy, you'll be here to give us 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:49.960 all those tips on those things like that. Okay, we 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:52.200 got get it off your chests coming up next one 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.640 five and five, one oh five one. If you got 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:56.000 anything that you want to get off your chest. If 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:58.120 you feel blessed, I feel stressed, let's call if you 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:00.000 want somebody to talk to. It's the world most day 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:02.440 morning to show to Breakfast Club. We're here, baby, ye 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.040 have this the world most dangerous morning to show the 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.720 Breakfast Club. Charlottage and the God angela Ye dj NVA 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:12.160 is on vacation. Hell, we fake here right now. He 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.320 just wasn't here to pre record this part. Yes, but 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.560 it don't matter that we fake here because we got 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.079 Marlon Waya's coming up next hour. And you haven't heard 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.120 this before. You have not heard this before. Marlin Wayns 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.600 will be at Caroline's all weekend, Caroline's Comedy Club here 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:26.440 in New York's. Will be talking to him. And I 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:28.720 want to salute to Charlotte man, salute to everybody who 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.880 listens to us in Charlotte, North Carolina on screets one 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:34.919 h three point three. I will be in Concord, North 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:38.120 Carolina on May thirty first, at the Books a Million 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.720 and the concour Mills Mall at six pm. Uh, you know, 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:44.440 signing copies of my book Black Privilege. Opportunity comes to 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.760 those who created. So people from Charlottage and hitting me 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:48.639 up crazy when you come into Charlotte. I would be 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.960 in Charlotte on May thirty first, that's next week Wednesday, 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.040 at the Books a Million and the concourd Mills Mall 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.520 at six pm. So pull up on your boy, all right, 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.560 get what you're doing this weekend? Speak And I am 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.799 going to Saint Martin so I will be there. That's 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:04.720 where j JNB is with his family right now, except 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.639 he stayed way longer than I stayed. I actually am 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:10.640 heading out there today, so I'm excited about that. And 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.919 my luggage this Envy Family pack matching outfits. But it 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.480 seems like they have an exact amount of what they need. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.000 It seems like they don't bring anything excess. That's a fact, 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:20.560 all right. Yeah, And I'll be in the juice bar, 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:22.240 so make sure y'all check me out of juices for 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:23.920 life too, because I'll be there this weekend as soon 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:26.160 as I come back from Saint Martin. So yeah, oh, 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:27.840 I know. It's a little bit of a balance we 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.520 have to do. We're gonna be drinking, barbecue and eating 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:32.280 to make sure you come and get your wheat grass 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:34.320 out of your juice as well, all right, and we 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:36.040 gotta get it off your chests coming up next. I 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.960 don't care if you're blessed. I don't care if you're stressed. 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:40.640 If you just want somebody to talk to myself. Charlomagne 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:42.200 and God and ANGELI, yee, we are here for you. 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.119 Called a call us one hundred and five and five 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:46.720 one oh five one it's the world most dangerous. Want 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:53.160 to show the breakfast club, all right, the breakfast club. Yeah, 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:55.640 this is your time to get it off your chest 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:59.839 so that your man here from you on the breakfast club. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:05.760 But you got something on your mind. Hello, who's this, Chris? Chris? 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.960 Tell tell them why you're blessed? Chris. Hey, I'm not. 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:11.000 I'm not trying to put nobody thing this out there. 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:13.160 I'm a little less blessed than most people in this world, 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:16.400 but I'm a little more blessed because you know, somebody 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:18.680 knows just got popped doing some things that's weekend they 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:20.760 shouldn't do. I used to be in the drugs and 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.720 selling drugs and stuff, and I grew up and got 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.440 out of it. I got a family that I provide 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.359 for and I got a good job. But one of 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:29.760 my friends, he was transporting rowin and crack and left 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:33.680 this weekend, and here was the woman to put it 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:36.520 inside herself to transport it. So he got an extra 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.200 charge for that. So you'll probably be doing the rest 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:41.760 of his life. And behind them bars. Let me tell 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.560 you something, sir, that's how all those stories and there 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.800 is no ap being come to the drug game. Sir, 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:51.039 usually if you're definitely right, you're definitely right there. All right, bro, Hello, 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:54.960 who's this hi? Y'all? This is a chro Hi Charlomagne. Hey, 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.680 you remind me of my uncle. I always say that, right, 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:01.680 I'm uncle Charlo. Why are you mad? Mama? All right, 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:04.240 I'm mad, y'all. First of all, I'm at work. I 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.360 work a lot, y'all. I work in you know, in 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:10.400 d times, so my fingers, y'all. I'm always in scrubs. 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:12.520 So when my boyfriend seeing me, y'all, I'm in scrubs, 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:14.719 I'm never like, you know, I don't have time to 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.720 like get flag, get cute, you know what I mean. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.440 I might do my hell stuff like that, but that's 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:22.240 about it, y'all. Long story short. I'm walking with him 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.520 on Linux Avenue the other day, you know, coming from work, 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:30.200 the next avenue in Brooklyn. No, I was like in 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:33.480 hallm and you know, he saw somebody else he knew 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.279 now I had on scrubs, but he saw another girl 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.159 he liked, y'all, And he gonna pull other check to 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:39.640 the side. He's gonna say, let me talk to you 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:41.960 for a minute, let me ask you something. And I'm 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:45.239 standing there like I'm nobody. You know, I'm not messing 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:46.800 with him no more, y'all, because if he can't talk 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:48.720 to another girl right in front of you, in front 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.200 of me, now old me would have punched him in 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.640 the face, but knew me. He's like, I got a career. 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.920 If you want to be a bird, I'm all feel 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:57.599 and I'm not never coming back. And I bet you 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:00.520 that other chick ain't got no goddamn job open her 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.960 bills is probably all packed up. See what I'm saying, right, 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.240 and and and it's you know, it's income taxel he's 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.560 excusing with y'all. These chicks out here, got their little 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:14.600 uggs on, they looking fly goes on Bill. That's what 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.840 it's all about, right, He need to get his priorities 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:18.840 in know, Okay. And I just want to say, shout 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:22.080 out the Monty from one fourteen. I'm over you. Damn 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:25.200 your dad out here, Monty canceled, damn it man, tell 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.680 them why you man, eight hundred five eighty five one 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:29.560 oh five one, Or if you're blessed calling us up 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.320 right now eight hundred and five eighty five one oh 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:34.200 five one. It's the Breakfast Ruck the Morning, the Breakfast 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:40.560 Club it is your time to get it off your chests, 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.919 whether you're mad or blasted, so we better have the 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:44.680 same dustry we want to hear from you on the 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:48.719 breakfast club. Hello, who's this? What's up? Man? And see 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:51.640 boy from the now you going to see Bookie? What's up? 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.240 Telling why you man? Bro? No, I'm telling one blush 0:06:55.240 --> 0:07:00.320 tell me why you blessed him? Bro? No, The refunds through, 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:04.760 so it's a good luck there you go, right right? Yeah, 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.080 well I locked in me, so I lucked out because 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.040 it's just rached your real high right now, they keep 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.800 going up, so I locked when we were pretty low, good, good, good, 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.960 all right, well enjoy it. But you in the threes 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.160 and fours low four us. I mean I'm still four 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:21.720 point three, but it's not bad because the four eight 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:24.920 right now, because it's at four as it's probably gonna 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:28.440 hit fucking soon. So I'm saving money every day, all right, 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:30.640 good good love man, that's the way to do it. 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:34.240 Plus today is my new job too, so I'm seventy five. 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:38.480 So look all right, bro, all right, thanks man? Hello, 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:42.160 who's this this Columbia? Heyt Columbia talking about that is 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.640 your name? Columbia? Are you calling from Columbia. No, my 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:50.280 name is Columbia. They call me cocod though. Hey, how 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.720 y'all doing? Why are you mad? Mama? I'm mad because 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.400 my old man got locked up and he seen life 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.200 stops out of here, but it don't stop. He did 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:01.320 take care of me and when we were together and everything, 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.400 and I didn't work and everything. But I got bills 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.160 now and I got his baby. So he needs to 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:08.640 understand that and just chill out. What you got locked 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.000 up for? What kind of drugs you got locked up for? Seller? 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.840 I mean crack cocaine? Okay, Well, I just want you 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:16.680 to know that usually when you date drug dealers, that's 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:20.240 what happens. Gilled No, but I but I would like 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.160 to him to get a job and everything, I mean everything. 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.440 I mean everything happened for a reason. But just understand 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:27.000 and give me time. That's all I want to say. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.200 Time out here doing that. He don't want you to 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.520 get stuff together. He was taking care of everything. I 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:37.240 need to get my life back together. I wanted doing, 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.760 I wanted working and nothing like that. So I'm gonna 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:41.600 be honest. I think you need to conspiracy Cholls. I 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:44.520 think you need to be in the way. You need 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:46.200 to go get a job. I'm gonna go get a job. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.280 I'm working. I work it. I I saw the job. 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:53.120 I'm working. I've been working. Were you working? I work 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:57.080 at being in fashion that is. Oh it's a closing line. 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:59.880 I work in a warehouse right now. Okay, well get 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.760 you all right, Well you stay on the righteous path 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.800 bull Okay, don't go out there trying to get another 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:07.360 drug deal. Yes, yes, that was Guci made. We're both 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:10.319 good morning everybody. It is me Angela yee Charlomagne. That 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:13.160 God is here. DJ NV's on vacation, you know, matching 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.640 outfits with the fam all weekend. Oh my god, I 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:18.760 see him. Listen every really country by the way, I 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.760 know you're from Queens, but in they country Broen, he'd 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.640 been in the suburbs of New Jersey for a long 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:29.040 time after Virginia, that Hampton University living down there. All right, Well, anyway, 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.280 we are the breakfast club now coming up at seven am. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.199 We do have Marlon Wayan's coming through. He got a 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.960 lot of big things happening. He is performing at Caroline 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:38.280 in New York all weekend. And you know what else 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:41.319 is funny about comedians comedian is always so inspirational. That's crazy. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:43.760 Yeah they are. It's weird. They have a lot of 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:47.360 great views on life. Yeah, so we'll talk to him 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:49.560 all in ways next hour. It's the world most Dangerous 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.040 morning to show to Breakfast Club. The world most Dangerous 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.800 morning to show to breakfast Club. Charlomagne and God and 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.880 Angela DJ nvia is on vacation. I was wondering. I 0:09:56.920 --> 0:10:02.360 was like, either that or he got real black. All 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:09.480 of us got complexion changes. He said, hey, thy holdless 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:16.560 for me. Where do you go? What do you st 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:18.440 Martin sat mine? Oh, he didn't even go to the 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.920 d R in the United States. Don't go to the 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.640 PR the d R. Do you go to the DR 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:25.560 when you gotta? When you single, you don't go to 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:30.520 the He's Dominicans and he didn't go back to the 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:34.880 Midican Domican. Don't don't call Puerto Ricans Dominicans. They get 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:40.079 real upset me black. It don't make that complexion on. 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:46.040 That's envy. I'd actually tell you, not, bro, I'm Domenican, 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:50.120 he's Dominican. If not, he's Puerto Rican. And they used 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:53.400 to call him chuckle and I would say he's Dominican. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:56.840 He wears white jeans. Most Menican wear white jeans with 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:09.920 no size, and I'm sorry, can Dominicans raise, however, Comedians. 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.400 When we we had Chris Rocket a couple of weeks ago, 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.520 he said, the people to stay away from, as far 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:17.800 as joke wise, is a transgender community. I never heard why, 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.360 I say the Medicans. Nah, you can hit everybody. Man. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:23.960 I believe you'd be an equal opportunity offender, and you 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.600 can say whatever you want and do whatever you want. 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.320 It's just how you say it. You know, if you 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:30.880 do a joke that makes here's a good joke. If 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.880 you can make the people that you're talking about laugh 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.160 the loudest got you, then you got a good joke. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.400 So you make a joke about transgenders and they laugh, yeah, 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.360 then you got a funny joke about if they laugh 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:43.040 so hard that they dress come up and you can 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:52.600 see they meet, it's a it's a joke, Yes, Marlin 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:55.480 on the NBC. I finally got no more w B 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.560 or c W, so I gotta I'm moving up the world. 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:00.560 I went on a network that got three letters in 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.720 the acronym, So I'm trying to be somebody. So Marlin. Yes, 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:06.520 that's not the trailer for it. So it's based on 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:10.079 your relationship with your ex. Yeah, my children, I didn't 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:11.400 call it X and I I still call a baby. That's 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.240 you know, for the rest of my life. You know, 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.200 we don't know what it is, just it is and 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.720 it's love. So you know, that's your best friend. That 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.240 is sometimes when she ain't mad. At mean, you subscribe 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:24.800 to the whole theory of once your vagina, always your vagina. No, 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.439 you know, I mean that's some pemp right there, but 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:32.520 once mine, that's always mine. I mean, my ain't that strong, 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:36.120 you know, And the only last seventy two hours after that, 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:39.640 it's whoever else is in there. Can't just can't fight 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.840 for life, even though there's millions of they got like 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.599 in the street, they got a good three days of 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:49.160 scrap and it's rapp But I believe, like you know, 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.760 but vagina is like three percent of somebody. Man. It's 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.200 how you get along with somebody outside of the vagina 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:57.880 that really counts. When you get old, ain't nobody having 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:02.199 set oh nobody, because old older women ain't gonna look 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:06.319 at some soggy balls and go yeah I want that, 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:10.319 And no old guys gonna look at the giant giant 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.680 and be like, Yo, that that looks fly. I want 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:17.040 that right now. Looked at somebody's balls. I don't know 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.559 what old balls look like. Go google them and then 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.520 tell me are you going to be having sex when 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:23.920 you get all that's impot for you to wear? Underwood. 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:26.839 I googled old vagina and I love women to death 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.040 and I think it's a beautiful piece. But it looked 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:32.120 like a camel chewing straw. And I was like, I'm good. 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.280 I just want to be friends. And old penises look 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:36.040 like trash too, because whenever I walk in the gym 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:38.880 and I see them, old white man, they look like 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:51.040 hay sack come in their hand and take them. You're right, 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.439 that doesn't look very appealing. It's not appealing, right, So 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.480 that's why you just go, let's tap out. Looks like, 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:59.040 what are you gonna bring new to the sitcom world? 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:02.719 And this is um, this is a new bit of 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:06.839 old man with the sitcom because for me, UM, I 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.240 just wanted to bring truth. And it's a different kind 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.440 of family sitcom. I mean it's one that you haven't 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:14.959 seen before. Um we all seen you know, UM, you 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:17.319 know I mean, they want to erase the fact that 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:21.400 he ever existed, trying to get this name out the dictionary. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:25.600 But he did a great show. It's Cosby, you know, 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:29.480 and it was truthful about his life. My life experience 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:33.440 is truthful and it resonates for this audience. It's it's 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:36.880 a different kind of TV family with a different kind 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.480 of TV dad. Um, I give my kids a different 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:43.160 advice that the normal advice. I get real advice to 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:44.920 my kids. Like my daughter told me she was getting 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.960 bullied and I was like, yo, am, I sometimes you 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:49.840 just got to choke a bitch out and you know, 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.600 and I went on explained to her what you got 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:55.160 to do to protect yourself. And that's what the episode, 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.320 you know, spawned from. It spawns from my real life 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:00.760 dealing my real life situations and a real life situation 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:04.640 that I'm in, um in terms of breaking up with somebody, 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:08.080 but making that at the end of the day, your 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:11.760 family is your everything. So just because your your family's 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.040 broken up, it doesn't mean that your family's done. It's 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.840 just a new chapter in your love and your evolution 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.200 of love. And so at my show, end of the day, 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:22.560 it's a it's a love story. It's a family, uh show, 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:27.480 but I'm ridiculous. I'm physical. It's like Cosby if somebody 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:32.280 made Martin the Father. So it's wild, it's ridiculous, it's edgy, 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:35.400 it's youthful, it's it's really you know, it's it's a 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.160 real show based on my real life, and it's different 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:41.560 because it got my flavor. So what I like about 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.400 it is I've been known to go off out of bounds, 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:47.720 off the stuff Animal for three three three minutes. Now 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:51.000 you see, yeah, I'll get my athlet by stuff Animal, 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.240 And you know I don't give it because when I 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:55.600 zone out, how you and how you, how you clean up? 0:15:56.080 --> 0:16:02.520 Get your athletic, but then you gotta give a I 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:06.280 don't know. I would see if this was live, I 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:07.760 would have found a way to say it and not 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.760 curse because I'm just a pro like that. So being 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:13.400 on NBC, I can't do that. So now I have boundaries. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.840 And what I love about having boundaries is I have 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:19.160 to operate within those things but still yet be myself, 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:23.840 which allows me to have a really potent to twenty 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.600 two minutes of content, there's one minute of heart. I 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.360 get to act like like to have that sentiment because 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:31.480 I went to performing on high school and there's things 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:32.960 that people want to see from me. I get. I 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:36.280 have a romance because it's my children's mom, and you know, 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:38.880 you still love each other, so you're handling that relationship. 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:42.120 And so for me, these these these projects. I got 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:46.000 my show Marlin and my movie on Netflix Naked. It's 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.920 my evolution. I'm finding it's one thing to be funny, 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:52.160 but it's nothing to be good. And to be good 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:53.720 you have to have good stories. And to be good, 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.080 you have to have good grounded characters and a good 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:59.360 story that propels you into the ridiculous. So those are 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.920 the things that I'm learning stepping away from parody, and 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.119 I actually bring that to my stand up now. So 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.920 I think I'm better as a comedian now because of 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:09.480 what I'm saying and how I'm saying it on stage. 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:12.879 I'm still ridiculous. I still go, no, you do go 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:17.200 know that didn't but you do leave going. Man. I 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:18.840 like what he had to say. All right, we had 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:21.119 some more Marlin. Wayne's coming up next on the Breakfast 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:26.639 Club in Charlomage de Gardia, Angela's head djmv's on vacation. 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:28.600 We are the World Most Dangerous Morning to Show to 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:31.239 breakfast club. Marlin, Wayne's is in the building now ye 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.720 now I'm Marlin. Are you living in the house with 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.040 your ex wife where you live next door? No? I 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:39.600 live because it looks like there. No, I got to 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:42.320 open up. I go whenever I choose, because I see 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:45.560 she's dating on the saw and the trailer. She's dating 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:51.080 in real life, don't we don't you know up in 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:53.920 the ex in real life? It's my family. Man, I 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:56.680 walk in like you know we it's love, you know, 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:59.080 I live in all I'm coming Sometimes I'm like, I'm 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:03.399 on way to time. About check, mister bad come in 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:07.760 any remnants of be checking from little pute, little curly 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:11.240 kids like, nah, this one's not yours, um, but nah, 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:14.040 I don't don't. That's my family. They live in a 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:17.520 dope ass house in the valley. I live in Hollywood Hills, 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:20.520 and I took good kids. My family. My family lived. 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:22.760 My kids got a movie theater. Because you address her 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.520 dating on the show. On the show, that's like, what 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:28.960 if that happened? How would I it's going to happen 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:32.000 at some point? You think in real life? Oh, my 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:34.480 kids still have a movie theater, she starts dating somebody 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:40.280 else a really little one could really like a scream room, 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:44.840 like like what we call those the uh little red things. Yeah, 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:51.560 I forgot, but you know, I'm blessed in my life 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:55.920 to have found um. I think a person of that caliber. 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:59.280 She's a wonderful, wonderful human being. Like when she curses 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:03.320 me out, I get it. I probably most likely definitely 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:08.320 deserved it. And but the kids that she's raised, what 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:12.960 she's done with my sperm and her eggs is amazing. Kids. 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:16.120 My son's fifteen. He ain't never seen a jail. I'm 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:19.720 so happy about that. My daughter, she gets all aged, 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:23.960 she's so smart. The Asian kids cheat off her head. Yeah, 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:26.400 she just turned just turned seventeen. But she got a heart. 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:27.920 But she's still a baby. She's got the heart of 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:31.199 like a three year old man. She just loved. I mean, 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:34.640 she gives me weird hugs. But that's okay, you know, Okay, Dad, 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:39.080 Yeah I like that. I'm but you know, she's a 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:41.840 great kid. Man. I can't ask for. That's all you want. 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:44.919 It's like the show is an ode to my family. 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:48.600 My kids, they go, Dad, you're wild. I said, what 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.440 do you mean? They go, you don't think you wild? 0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:54.440 And I said, showed me wild, and they went on 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:58.160 my Instagram and I was like, yeah, I'm the wild. 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:03.840 Ain't kicked in you, I hope not a Wayne. Stop it, 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:07.040 come on, bro, like it's empowered. I don't think my 0:20:07.240 --> 0:20:10.920 son is. I think my son he's actually, but he's 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:13.280 gonna be a ball player so that he may have fun. 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:15.639 But my daughter, she has this wild thing about it, 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:18.879 Like when we have drinks, she's always like, so what 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:24.600 is that like, bitch? Why are you asking what that name? 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:28.480 Little bit? A little bit, big bit? I think I 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:30.720 call it that. Now, let's when you get older something 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:35.159 call that she ain't gonna be tripping. I love. I 0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:37.399 love when you google people and headlines pop up with 0:20:37.480 --> 0:20:40.040 no context. So I googled you this morning. I saw 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:43.200