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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making it easier for you

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Speaker 1: to do your makeup in the mornings with lip gloss

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Speaker 2: Just add milk, heat and apply. You will feel that crunch.

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Speaker 3: I don't think Jeffrey understands how lip gloss works, just.

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Speaker 2: Whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: With laser stories, a segment by we Read where his

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: is that we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other Coco Crisp lips just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of you guessed it.

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Speaker 1: A fifty two year old man named Mark Rower attended

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Speaker 1: a wedding at his local country club this past weekend,

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Speaker 1: and while he was waiting in line for some prime.

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Speaker 2: Rib, something odd happened.

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Speaker 1: A man in front of him allowed his young daughter

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Speaker 1: and another girl to join him in the line.

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Speaker 3: Oh they cut and it's a wedding. It's like, you

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Speaker 3: know everybody.

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Speaker 2: I mean like, and only one of them was the daughter.

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Speaker 2: Alexis okay.

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Speaker 1: Other guys should at least gone to the back stranger,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Because they were cutting in front of him.

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Speaker 2: That made Mark furious.

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Speaker 3: There's enough prime rib for everybody, but they did a

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Speaker 3: head count.

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Speaker 1: They began shouting at the other man who ignored him,

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Speaker 1: but he didn't stop there. He walked over to the

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Speaker 1: guy with the two girls and hit him over the

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Speaker 1: head with a plate. Drama.

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Speaker 3: It's not even a bridesmaid.

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Speaker 1: When a plate shattered and that started a scuffle with

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Speaker 1: multiple guests throwing mashed potatoes and prime rib everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Why do I just feel like that guy's on the

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Speaker 3: groom side.

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Speaker 1: You know? Someone called the police and Mark was arrested

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Speaker 1: and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Any

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Speaker 1: object can be turning weapon at a moment's notice.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, talking about a bride being upstaged.

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Speaker 2: For the record, this was a dry wedding. By that way,

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Speaker 2: there was no out so Mark was not drunk. He

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Speaker 2: was just really really excited about that time rib.

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Speaker 3: How is that The most crazy part of the whole

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Speaker 3: story is what happens in Floridian.

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Speaker 2: Sober up.

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Speaker 3: You want to keep him medicated slightly? I see, I see.

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Speaker 1: And Mark is a lawyer as well, so he knew

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Speaker 1: he was going to win the case no matter what.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go to your next laser story out

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Speaker 2: of the sports world.

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Speaker 1: Fine, this might be an NHL first, because the Edmonton

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Speaker 1: Oilers were playing at home against the Washington Capitals the

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Speaker 1: other night when a fan threw a huge plate of

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Speaker 1: nachos onto the ice.

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Speaker 3: Don dude, that's gotta be like thirty five dollars.

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Speaker 1: The moments later, an Oilers player slapped the puck past

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Speaker 1: the Capitol's goalie for a score.

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Speaker 2: The Lambs.

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Speaker 1: Afterwards, the goalie fully admits that he was distracted by

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Speaker 1: the nachos.

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Speaker 3: Same. I didn't even hear the part about the goal. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was still thinking about the nachos on the ice

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Speaker 3: and who was going to skate up and eat it?

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Speaker 1: You said, quote, I've never seen that before. Obviously, I've

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Speaker 1: got to play to the whistle.

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Speaker 2: That one's on me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, didn't land like face up still so you could

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Speaker 3: eat some of the lamb? Or was it splatter?

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Speaker 2: It? Actually did land face up? He did, so he

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Speaker 2: was probably thinking can I skate over there really quick?

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Speaker 2: Just grambling? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He added quote, I saw the guy that threw them

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Speaker 1: wasn't too happy, but credit to him, he got him a.

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Speaker 2: Goal for encouraging. Yeah, gosh, he's like, if you want

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Speaker 2: to throw some maybe hot dogs next time. I slash

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Speaker 2: a pizza.

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Speaker 3: Can you just wait till the bucks on the other side,

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Speaker 3: I can actually do something.

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Speaker 1: With m referees didn't blow the whistle because the nachos

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Speaker 1: didn't technically interfere with the gameplay.

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Speaker 2: He was away to the side.

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Speaker 3: It was distracted.

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Speaker 2: As for the.

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Speaker 1: Goalie, he had thirty says on the night and his team,

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Speaker 1: the Capitals, won the game.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, that's a good night.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So that's why no one's that upset. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of collab.

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Speaker 1: Corner bud Light, Crocs, and Doritos are just a few

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Speaker 1: of the many brands that post Malone is collaborated with

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Speaker 1: over the years.

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Speaker 2: I feel like if.

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Speaker 3: Post Malone touches it in a collab, it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: But this next one just feels different. The rapper turned

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Speaker 1: Country Stars announced his partnership with America's wonder Filled cookie Oreo.

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Speaker 3: Wait has orio ever done? All The packaging is cool,

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Speaker 3: it says post It has all these guitar picks on it.

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Speaker 1: I'm showing the photo to my host right now, and

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Speaker 1: you can see it up on the Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: Insta stories if you want to take a look. So

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Speaker 1: it's different, not just because they're calling it Oreo posts Malone,

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Speaker 1: which is kind of WEIRDO that's what I thought.

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Speaker 3: They were good.

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Speaker 1: But if you look at the cream inside, it's the

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Speaker 1: first time ever that the company's ever twisted and swirled it.

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Speaker 2: So flavors in there.

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Speaker 1: As for the taste, it features a combo of salted

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Speaker 1: caramel and short bread flavored creams stuffed in between two

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Speaker 1: Oreo chocolate cookies.

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Speaker 3: The chocolate cookies say Oreo Post, and the outside of

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Speaker 3: them look like a record.

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Speaker 1: Actually the company that makes Oreo, I think so he's

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Speaker 1: just naturally on every package. Well, speaking to the press post,

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Speaker 1: he said, like any other human being, I've been eaten

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Speaker 1: Oreos my whole life, and this new collaboration is going

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Speaker 1: to bleep your life up in the best way possible.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm glad he kept the quote family friendly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to your next lazer story. Out of

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Speaker 1: relationship round tables in a new study, only thirty two

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Speaker 1: percent of Americans say they feel completely comfortable going number

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Speaker 1: two in front of their significant others.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like you never get used to that part.

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like Brooks stands over her husband

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Speaker 1: while he's there being.

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Speaker 2: Like Michael, we have to get to soccer practice.

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Speaker 3: Hurry up, okay, listen. I have zero boundaries when it

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Speaker 3: comes to number one. Number two. I don't like. I

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Speaker 3: don't like to be part of it.

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Speaker 2: It's up to be well.

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Speaker 1: For some the number two shyness extends to people that

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Speaker 1: they also don't know. Fifty eight percent of women admit

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Speaker 1: to feeling uncomfortable doing that in a public restroom if

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Speaker 1: other people are around. Forty six percent of men feel

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Speaker 1: the same.

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Speaker 3: Is when you're you think that you got the bathroom

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Speaker 3: to yourself, and then somebody walks in and you're like.

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Speaker 2: No, ye that said.

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Speaker 1: Sixty percent of Americans overall say they're fine with using

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Speaker 1: an airplane bathroom if needed.

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Speaker 2: It's so loud in there you can't hear anything.

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Speaker 1: So tight and yeah, finally, you've surely heard people talking

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Speaker 1: about whether or not they've peed while taking a shower,

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Speaker 1: but this study took it a step further. About one

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Speaker 1: in twenty Sikos confessed to having gone number two in

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 3: Shut Up, Are You Waffle?

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Speaker 1: Stomp?

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Speaker 3: I never understood that is disgusting. Don't even say that

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Speaker 3: is a lot more people than should be there's a.

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Speaker 2: Great the world word waffle stomp is gonna haunt me.

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Speaker 2: Sorry guys for a month now.

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Speaker 1: But that's around five percent of women and seven percent

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Speaker 1: of men who have owned.

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Speaker 2: Up to do it. No, do not use the shower

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Speaker 2: over this.

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Speaker 3: Don't even pee a shower.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe a significant others using the toilet.

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Speaker 2: And it's an emergency. Then what do you do? Bro

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Speaker 2: what do you the same?

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Speaker 3: Where do you want?

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Speaker 2: You bury it in the backyard?

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Speaker 3: This is what over the whole?

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Speaker 2: I don't know why am I thinking about this? As

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Speaker 2: for this guy, thank you. He has done it in

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Speaker 2: public before, but only once. Oh it was at.

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Speaker 1: The Winter Olympics when the Norwegian hockey team taught.

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Speaker 2: Him doing it behind the metal stand and then they

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Speaker 2: shell shamed him for it. Norwegian guys, never again.

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Speaker 1: And that sound means laser stories has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again the same

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Speaker 1: time on Monday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,