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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 3: We scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarath.

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Speaker 3: Today we have a guest.

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Speaker 5: And before we introduce him, I just wanted to tell you, Karen,

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Speaker 5: because I know you've been thinking about it. My after

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Speaker 5: three months, my throwback, vintage looking but brand new refrigerator

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Speaker 5: has arrived.

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Speaker 1: Unbelievable it is.

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Speaker 5: It is a dark wine red, It looks like a

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Speaker 5: classic Cadillac. It's Christine, the Christine of refrigerators. Christine is

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Speaker 5: pulled in and it's here. I mean, I wish I

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Speaker 5: could show it to you. I'll definitely I do too,

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Speaker 5: send in a photo. I know I know you really

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Speaker 1: It because it seems it's been months.

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Speaker 5: It seemed like it it would never happen. And I'll

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Speaker 5: tell you what. It keeps beverages and everything else very cold.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank god it works.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good. So I just wanted to get that

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Speaker 5: It is, of course, uh are the time that we

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Speaker 6: Oh, okay, well, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. It's an

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Speaker 6: honor to have this guest on do you need to

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Speaker 6: Ride Today? You know him as of late from the

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Speaker 6: Bananas podcast, but he's also a very accomplished comedian and you.

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Speaker 3: Might know his voice from uh from Bob's Burgers.

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Speaker 6: Oh he's are you involve, Ladies and gentlemen. Kurt Brown oller, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 4: I am so excited to hear that the refrigerator arrived.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Have been thinking about this refrigerator since you mentioned it

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Speaker 4: a lot of Scotti's episode, I think, and what was it,

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Speaker 3: Eight? Nine weeks?

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Speaker 5: I don't have a lot of new things to talk about, Kurt.

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Speaker 4: I like that when you called about it, there was

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Speaker 5: At all most calls I've made, there was some sort

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Speaker 3: People are at home and people have.

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Speaker 1: Birds, and you're blessed. You're blessed with birds.

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Speaker 5: I am blessed with the ability to speak with birds,

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Speaker 5: to communicate with birds, and to relate.

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Speaker 1: Call them on the phone.

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Speaker 6: Yes, now you told me privately, I don't know if

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Speaker 6: you want to share this with Kurt, but that this

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Speaker 6: refrigerator is slightly shorter than your average then you expected,

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Speaker 6: or then your average refrigerator.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if there was anything immediately disappointing about it, it

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Speaker 6: Would you say, maybe it's a child Is it a

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Speaker 5: And now I have to show it to you, and

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Speaker 5: I anticipated this, so I have myself on a tray

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm so excited.

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Speaker 3: It's definitely small.

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Speaker 5: So you can see it doesn't even reach shoulder height.

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Speaker 1: Perfect Just a bunch of beef jerky in there.

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Speaker 4: I like, after all of that research people going to

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Speaker 5: The actual Briefly read over said dimensions and it said

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Speaker 1: Shit, that's huge. I love a huge refrigerator.

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Speaker 3: So it's the Cadillac.

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Speaker 5: It's the in size as well as quality. But no,

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Speaker 5: it is basically a dorm fridge or something all keep once.

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Speaker 6: What it makes me think of is how clothes and

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Speaker 5: Exactly, and it makes me want to get an old

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Speaker 5: life have been too big. This is the correct size.

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Speaker 4: You're just going to get All of your appliances are

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Speaker 6: Sent from further and further away this time, get a

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Speaker 5: I don't know where this fridge was manufactured, but it

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Speaker 3: And I just thought i'd open with that because people

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Speaker 1: Of course they have, Chris, because.

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Speaker 1: It's fascinating information.

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Speaker 5: So now, Kurt, is there anything in your life lately

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Speaker 4: This is a true challenge of this retro yeah, there's

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Speaker 3: I don't. It's not a competition.

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Speaker 1: We know that, certainly is. This is a podcast.

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Speaker 3: Everything is a competition.

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Speaker 4: I put up an indoor camping hammock last week or

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Speaker 3: Did you know that? I'm not even sure what that is,

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Speaker 4: First off, I know it's right Uparely and Chris, you

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Speaker 4: and I haven't really hung out before. Karen, we've hung

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Speaker 1: Write the old way, we call it the old way.

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Speaker 3: Well, I know a one on one zoom and invite.

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Speaker 5: When I hear one, we'll show our stuff. Do you

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Speaker 4: And then when you want a hammock, you have a hammock.

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Speaker 3: So you had to find studs. Oh I found studs.

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Speaker 4: I'm a dad when I had a child. It actually

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Speaker 4: I have the newest version you could which like tells you,

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Speaker 4: it like gets You're like you're getting hot, You're getting closer.

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Speaker 5: You got closer, babe, It's like we're going away.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye, bye bye. It's the best.

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Speaker 5: You have to learn how to use it, but you

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, you know it's terrifying because especially when you're

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Speaker 6: But I bet those children are or I don't know,

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Speaker 4: That, right, it has already been taken down. I have

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Speaker 1: There's a reason they're outdoors. There's a reason that very

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Speaker 4: Yeah, horrifying, yeah, yeah, That's the thing is, when it's inside,

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Speaker 3: So yeah, that's what I mean. It was.

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Speaker 5: It was the main plot for several Gillikins Island episodes

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Speaker 6: And banana cream pies are delicious and hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, which I also wouldn't have existed if I hadn't

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Speaker 3: Hey, we can all be perfect fathers.

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Speaker 5: Unpredictable, suspended sleeping apparatus. It is even in a backyard,

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Speaker 3: So in the house it's even more dangerous.

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Speaker 6: My Aunt Jenny and Uncle Brandy, where we would go

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Speaker 4: You have an aunt, you have an aunt Jenny Jinny.

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Speaker 1: Lot of brandy Ginny and Brandy. They had this.

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Speaker 6: Would like kind of hold on, like dig your fingers

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Speaker 1: Would push you so much you would go up like that.

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Speaker 3: I only have good memories of that.

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Speaker 4: I have a bad memory of it. It's a real

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Speaker 6: I wonder if your son's going to have that where

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Speaker 6: get it away from me, Like just deep down.

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Speaker 4: I still got at least a year before memories.

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Speaker 1: Is that true?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think memories start kicking in around two. Oh good, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: My oldest memory was around two years old. There was

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Speaker 4: And I would when I first had alive my eldest

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Speaker 3: Like, what are you crying about it? And I'd be like,

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Speaker 3: I've had so much, so many amazing times with all

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Speaker 4: It's sweet where it's just like this is so important

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why that first year you can really be

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she's telling you something.

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Speaker 1: You're like, uh huh, speed it along, let's go.

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Speaker 3: I get it.

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Speaker 5: I vividly remember being on my dad's shoulders and him

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Speaker 5: I just it was the funnest ride ever. And I

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Speaker 6: I think my earliest memory is, let's do that. Let's

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Speaker 6: do a round of earliest memories.

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Speaker 3: That's a good fun.

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Speaker 6: My earliest memory is my dad holding me while we

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Speaker 6: walked into the first house we lived in Pedalima.

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Speaker 6: My first memory, and he was holding me and then

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Speaker 6: it to my parents for almost nothing. He wanted a

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Speaker 3: But he.

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Speaker 6: Moved at whatever. There were cobwebs in the kitchen as

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Speaker 1: It's truly trippy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a scary memory.

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Speaker 6: But it's daytime, so it wasn't like a haunted house

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Speaker 5: My earliest would be my parents took me to I

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Speaker 5: had to be this is more like four years old, but.

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Speaker 5: It's it's interesting, but my dad brought me a little

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Speaker 5: setting this fire truck down. I remember him walking into

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Speaker 5: But I'm kidding, but more the better memory is this

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Speaker 5: that he was part like a robot.

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Speaker 3: Kid makes sense.

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Speaker 5: He grew up to be totally normal and ran like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that kid was Steven Prefontaine.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he grew mustache and he ran like the wind

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Speaker 4: for Nike. I'm trying to remember first memory, first memory.

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Speaker 4: I think this is the only thing I can think of,

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Speaker 4: my mom moved in with her uncle in Asbury Park and.

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Speaker 4: It's like very big house that was like super falling apart,

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Speaker 4: but it was It was in one of those inflatable

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Speaker 5: Very similar to my cascading lights a light, that's what

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it zaps you.

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Speaker 5: Back there, your fresh brain brain, creating an upside down image.

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Speaker 5: You have an inflatable robot, only to be flipped over

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Speaker 5: by the mirror inside your eyeball. That's right, also works

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Speaker 6: Interesting addition, my Aunt Jean, who lived next door to

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Speaker 1: Aunt Jean was from Asbury Park.

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Speaker 6: Really she would go back there and visit her family

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Speaker 6: and come back to California and bring us tasty cakes.

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Speaker 1: And we were like, what the fuck is this?

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Speaker 6: We were like, this is so much better than everything

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Speaker 4: Oh, I had no idea that tasty cakes were from

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Speaker 4: the old Tasty Cakes were very cheap and we would

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Speaker 4: always would get our tasty cakes from our tasty cakes

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Speaker 4: kind of like Twinkies to where it's like that there's

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Speaker 4: a say five to ten year window before it expires.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: But it also had like a variety of things. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was just a candy company or like a treat company.

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Speaker 1: It was their version of Hostess, I believe, yes.

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Speaker 6: So the tasty cakes that we first, I mean the

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Speaker 6: thing we first had were tasty cakes, but they made other,

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Speaker 1: Whatever you call it.

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Speaker 5: I make child pastry child baby for.

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Speaker 1: The fancy baby in your in your family.

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Speaker 6: But we just they I just remember her bringing them

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Speaker 1: But then they just it was just the quality was

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Speaker 4: Oh see, that's the thing. Kids remember the toys and treats.

451
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 4: So you ever want to impress a kid, which we

452
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 4: all know it's toys and treats, but it's not like

453
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 4: they're being shallow, which I always thought before I had kids,

454
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 4: like these shallow kids care about toys treats, but it's

455
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 4: really their world. Like that is what the memory will

456
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 4: be of toys and treats.

457
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 6: Because we can have the as adults whenever we want,

458
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,160
Speaker 6: and I often do too much. But when you're a kid,

459
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 6: it's so meeted out to you at certain times or whatever.

460
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: You're not in control.

461
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,719
Speaker 6: So then when you do get it, it's this fucking

462
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 6: bonanza of like because my parents, strangely enough, they weren't

463
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 6: like hippyish in any other way in the seventies, except

464
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 6: they were like they didn't.

465
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 1: Let us have like sugar cereal.

466
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 6: They were very like at least amount of sugar as possible,

467
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 6: natural peanut butter, which is the.

468
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 3: Worst caribital carib and chocolate.

469
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,679
Speaker 6: We just didn't have chocolate at all unless it was

470
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 6: a special occasion, which would then get us all keyed

471
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 6: up for like Easter or whatever the thing was where

472
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 6: then you were.

473
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: Just like, this is the greatest. So it kind of

474
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: a setup.

475
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 5: I'm I'm I'm appreciative that I had parents that wouldn't

476
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 5: let me have sugar. No why as an adult no cavities.

477
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 5: I do a lot of bragging on this podcast.

478
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 1: He doesn't give a shit.

479
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 5: Not a single cavity. I've even asked a doctor or

480
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 5: a dentist. They call themselves doctors, but they is there

481
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 5: anything even close.

482
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 3: To a cavity in my mouth?

483
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 5: He'd say it, and usually they're in tears and they say,

484
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 5: my teeth are impeccable.

485
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 4: My parents, I had no sugar. I was like very

486
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 4: similar Karen in the vat no sugar. And it was

487
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 4: always like whole brand everything. All the food sucked right

488
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 4: up until like I think it was just like fourth

489
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 4: grade and then like the fucking dams just opened and

490
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 4: then it was only junk food. It was just like

491
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,919
Speaker 4: I think my mom just was like broken. She was

492
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 4: just like a single mom. You know, she was a

493
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 4: pediatric nurse, and I think at some point she was

494
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 4: just broke. She's like have it, I don't care anymore.

495
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 4: We were just like, let's go get mcdlt's and then

496
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,239
Speaker 4: we'll stop at the day Old Hostess fact or the

497
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 4: Tasty Cake factory and you just go to town who

498
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 4: gives his sh and then I just ate shit from

499
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 4: like fourth grade on.

500
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 3: That's terrific.

501
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 6: I always remember the and we've talked about this a

502
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 6: lot on the show, but I just am so blown

503
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,479
Speaker 6: away and so bitter to this day about how from

504
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 6: you know, growing up in the seventies, there was like nowadays,

505
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 6: there's candy everywhere, so any store you go to, you

506
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 6: go to fucking home depot and in the aisle they've

507
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 6: been smart enough to put candy there whatever. But back

508
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 6: in the day, it was not like that, Like the

509
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 6: best you could get would be like a gumball machine maybe,

510
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 6: or more likely a cigarette machine to mess around with.

511
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 6: But that I just when when it started when advertisers

512
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 6: got hipped to the fact that they should be marketing

513
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 6: to children, which happened around nineteen seventy eight or nine,

514
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 6: like right around the pac Man era, where they were like, oh,

515
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 6: these motherfuckers have all kinds of.

516
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: Money and people give them money. We need to get

517
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: their money.

518
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 6: Before that, it was so so like when you watch

519
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 6: movies from like the late seventies or eighties, it's so

520
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 6: boring and dry and it's like the weird. If you

521
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 6: watched the most recent True Detective, there was a girl

522
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 6: and it was nineteen eighty and she was ten years old,

523
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 6: and when they went into her.

524
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: Bedroom, I was like, whoa.

525
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 6: It was like all these things that are from the

526
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 6: from that era that I forgot about. Like there would

527
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 6: be like a stuffed animal, but it was like fabric

528
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 6: wrapped around a paper cone. So it wasn't like a

529
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 6: thing you would ever hold or like it was just

530
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 6: something to stick on your dresser kind of thing. A

531
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 6: little shit like that that looked like it was made

532
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 6: at the fair.

533
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 1: And that was like, here's your toy. Here's your toy.

534
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: I doesn't have a brand.

535
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 3: I never thought.

536
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 4: About the idea that like it was there was like

537
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 4: a decision to market stuff to children, and I do

538
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 4: think it was like late seventies, early eighties, and then

539
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 4: after Candy was like this is how we do it,

540
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,239
Speaker 4: Cigarettes were like and this is how we do it.

541
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, you met Oh Camel. It's pretty cool kids.

542
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 4: And that was like eighty I mean I must have

543
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 4: been like eighty eight or something like that.

544
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 3: Joe Camel.

545
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 4: I remember trying to collect all of the all of

546
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 4: the like different Joe Camel like match box match match tops,

547
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 4: you know, and then you like trade them in for

548
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 4: camel cash and you can get windbreaker.

549
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 3: Yet oh yeah, I never got one.

550
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 6: And his face was overtly at dick and balls just

551
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 6: just not even crazily, horrifyingly over.

552
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 4: So insane and it's so weird that now we have cameltoe.

553
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 4: But then it was camel dick. Like that was camel

554
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 4: dick face. That's the animal that has everything. It unifies

555
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 4: all the genitalia, and kids love it.

556
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 6: First of all, kids love camels, and we know that

557
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 6: they always have when you're little and you're like, you know,

558
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 6: I need my camel stuffed animal. I need to ride

559
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 6: a camel whatever. We talked about it constantly.

560
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 5: We are we're not trying to be perverted or weird,

561
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 5: but they're also little kids are obsessed with their own genitals,

562
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 5: So why not have a cartoon character that has a

563
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 5: little bit of both kids line up for that dick face?

564
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 3: Hey love it?

565
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 5: Oh sometimes I say stuff I shouldn't. How did you

566
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 5: Why do you just have bad knees? Why did both

567
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 5: your knees have to get fixed?

568
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 4: It was like to twenty nineteen. It was Nick Turner.

569
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 4: Nick Turner who's a comedian in Los Angeles those around

570
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 4: the corner for me. I would see him running when

571
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,239
Speaker 4: I was like driving, and then I contacted him.

572
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 3: I was like, are you running?

573
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 4: And he's like yeah, like I of course it was

574
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 4: a bet. He's like, I bet Nick Vadertot like I

575
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 4: couldn't run in a marathon, so I'm gonna win five

576
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 4: hundred dollars by running this marathon. Oh I remember this, Yeah,

577
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 4: but not a marathon like a five mile thing.

578
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 3: Sure, And I was.

579
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 4: Like, oh, hey, maybe I'll do that because and then

580
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 4: I and that's literally I was like, oh, do that.

581
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 4: So I started running. And then my goal was to

582
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 4: like do like, you know, five miles in like a

583
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 4: Turkey trot, and so I started in maybe September, did

584
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 4: the Turkey Trot in November. And I was like, oh no,

585
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 4: like I like running, like and I'm you know, I

586
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 4: had forty three discovered that I like running. So then

587
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 4: started running a lot. And then the pandemic hit and

588
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I've got a lot of time.

589
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start running three days a week. And then

590
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 4: they closed the trails, they closed all the parks, so

591
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 4: I was always running on dirt, and then I started

592
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 4: running on concrete and it was like the second time

593
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 4: I ran on concrete, I blew my left knee out.

594
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 5: Oh wow, like casually or was it an explosive like,

595
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 5: oh my god, I just did something.

596
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 3: It was no.

597
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 4: I finished the run and then and then immediately was like,

598
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 4: oh oh no, oh I couldn't walk. Yeah, so oh yeah, totally. Yeah,

599
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 4: it was just a tick. Like tore my meniscu on

600
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 4: both knees. The next one I tore right after I

601
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 4: finished physical therapy. I'm the left knee.

602
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 5: It was like, so you were maybe and I'm not

603
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 5: insulting your birth, but born with bad knees. I was

604
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 5: told I was born with bad hips and I have

605
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 5: to get the other one. I got one replaced. I

606
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 5: did get the other one.

607
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I definitely have bad knees. But also I think

608
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 4: it was more about the fact that I had never run. Yeah,

609
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 4: and then at forty three, I was like, I'm going

610
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 4: to turn this body, which is a large body. I

611
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 4: have a large body. You're a running body. And my

612
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 4: body was like, no, you're not. Nah, huh, you should

613
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 4: have started when you were twenty if you wanted to

614
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 4: do that. Weirdo, I guess, yeah, Or it's just because I've.

615
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 5: Always run a little bit just because it's the easiest

616
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 5: thing you can go do. But once I started, when

617
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 5: I lived by the beach, I thought running on the

618
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 5: sand would be oh yeah, the softest surface. But really

619
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 5: it's kind of unpredictable and makes your legs.

620
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 3: Do you know.

621
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 5: I thought it was good for the quick twitch muscles,

622
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 5: not to get technical, and I swear it that far. Yeah,

623
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 5: not to quick twitch. It's a very important. Uh it's

624
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 5: important to wake them up.

625
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 3: Well.

626
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 5: Anyway, running on the sand, Yeah, all of a sudden,

627
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 5: my hips it was like, uh, what is wrong with

628
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 5: Why is my ass hurting? I thought I had cancer

629
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 5: in my legs or something. It was that piercing a pain.

630
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 5: And it's because I ran on the sand. They said

631
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 5: it's too soft. You should be running on flat surfaces.

632
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 4: Do you know what a bummer it is to injure

633
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 4: yourself trying to keep yourself healthy. Like if I injured

634
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 4: myself skateboarding, I would be like, I get it, I

635
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 4: deserve it. But I'm out there trying to live longer

636
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 4: and I'm just making my life fucking worse. Like, no,

637
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 4: I hate it. I'm not running anymore. I'm done running.

638
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,239
Speaker 3: I've cut it. Out of my life. Every time I

639
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 3: and I've broken.

640
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 5: I've broken both my ankles skateboarding and the immediately right

641
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 5: when it happened, and I'm looking at my crooked foot,

642
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 5: I yelled, I deserve this. I know what I'm signing

643
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 5: up for. But yeah, I'm trying to run. I'm trying

644
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 5: to be soft on my body. I hit the sand

645
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 5: and that that's what takes me out. It's it's unfair,

646
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 5: it is.

647
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 3: Life is so fucked, you know what I mean.

648
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 6: I actually pictured when you said you blew up both

649
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 6: knees kirt. I pictured you jogging in like Converse all

650
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 6: store just every like you decide to run, but you're

651
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 6: just like in hard shoes and you just start running

652
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 6: up the street or something.

653
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 5: Like just wearing a nineteen fifties hooshirt, cast ball shoes o,

654
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 5: just going for it.

655
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all.

656
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 5: Secretly want to be Matt Knutes and the comedian that's

657
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 5: done multiple marathons. You can't just jump into it.

658
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 3: Nope, you can't get it. You got it.

659
00:32:55,280 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 6: I screw up with asthma, and so I always hated

660
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 6: and feared running or fast movement of any kind. I've

661
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 6: planned my life around making sure I wouldn't get into

662
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 6: a situation where I would have to run along with

663
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 6: anybody or like I had to do it in high

664
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 6: school in like standard kind of pe class stuff, and

665
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 6: it was a complete nightmare. It was just kind of like, yeah,

666
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 6: I just this isn't like my style in any way.

667
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 6: I don't I can do like volleyball stuff or whatever,

668
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 6: but like running sports. My friends have played basketball. I

669
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 6: was just like, how do you do it? It's constant

670
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 6: running or soccer?

671
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, super constant. Do you still have asthma? That's no.

672
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 6: My mom convinced me when I was around, because I

673
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 6: used to actually have to get driven to Kaiser and

674
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 6: get like shots twice a week.

675
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: I'd very bad ass. But we also lived out.

676
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 6: In the country where there were so many animals and

677
00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 6: every kind of any kind of weed, pollen, whatever fucking thing.

678
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 6: It was like, so I reacted to all of it,

679
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 6: I think, And so I got shots for year a

680
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 6: couple of years, and then at some point my mom

681
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 6: just kind of suggested to me that asthma psychosomatic, and

682
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 6: I was just like, yeah, I don't have that anymore.

683
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: Like she she got into my head. She did that.

684
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 6: It's the same way she got me to stop wedding

685
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 6: the bed because I went the bed till way later.

686
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 6: You know, Like I was like eight, I was like

687
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 6: getting embarrassed at sleepover park type of parties where I

688
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 6: was just.

689
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 1: Like, this is untenable, it can't continue.

690
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 3: Remember that My mom was like, sorry, I'm just going

691
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 3: to say.

692
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 5: That's how Prefontaine started running, just trying to get home

693
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 5: before his mom hung up in sweat sheets.

694
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 3: Remember that. I think that was him.

695
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 6: That's Michael Landon's nuts, very similar.

696
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 3: Men may rest in peace.

697
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 6: Just wait, did you have you ever seen I have

698
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 6: this song stuck in my head all the time. Did

699
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 6: you ever see Frank Conniff that bit where he sings

700
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 6: Michael Landon's Legacy of Love.

701
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 5: No No Mystery Science Theaters three thousands, Frank Connaff Frank Connoff.

702
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 6: He used to do sets at Paul Keselowski's Fake Gallery comedy.

703
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: Room all the shot.

704
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, Kurt, this might be before.

705
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: You moved into to La definitely was. Yeah.

706
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a great room where the same people

707
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 6: would show up every week and we were all just

708
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 6: doing sets for each other and it was insanity. It

709
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,479
Speaker 6: was like Eddie Pepactone would do it all the time

710
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 6: and Paul and me and.

711
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: You know, run like a bunch of people.

712
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 6: But Frank made up a song because there was a

713
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:39,479
Speaker 6: TV Guide cover after Michael Landon died and it said

714
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 6: Michael Landon's Legacy of Love.

715
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: So he made up a song for that.

716
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 6: But he started it by going, you do imagine he

717
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 6: had tiny symbols on his fingertips and he's like.

718
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: Bring bing, bring bring, Bring, Bring, bring bring.

719
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 6: And there's like this long introduction as he played in

720
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 6: visit fingers is insanity and one of my favorite things. Anyhow,

721
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 6: my mom basically one night handed me probably an eighth

722
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 6: of a cup of cranberry juice and she said, this

723
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 6: is going to cure your your bed wedding, and that

724
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 6: night I stopped wedding the bed.

725
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she was.

726
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 6: My mom was really good at like basically mental manipulation.

727
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 3: It worked.

728
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: Like she told me when I was like five, I

729
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: know when you're lying. I can see it.

730
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 6: And then I was like, oh shit, So I just

731
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 6: never lied to her ever, wow, because I was like,

732
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 6: oh she'll no, I can't lie.

733
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 4: Was her was the mental manipulation always for your benefit,

734
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 4: I don't think so, sometimes for her entertainment.

735
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: Or her convenience.

736
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't think you know, it definitely benefited

737
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 6: me in some ways. But then I remember later on

738
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 6: somebody being like, uh, someone I knew that was an

739
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 6: adult that had asthma.

740
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: It had like an inhaler.

741
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 6: And then my I was like, it'stic and people are like,

742
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 6: it's not.

743
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: It's absolutely not.

744
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 5: I love that your mom was suggesting that you, as

745
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 5: a child had a uti.

746
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is a magical drink, and so you know

747
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 6: that thing you don't want to do anymore, You're not

748
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 6: going to have to do anymore. And I was like,

749
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 6: fucking great, because I want out of this whole world

750
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 6: of bed wedding.

751
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 1: It sucks. And then it was over.

752
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 3: My mom did the same thing, but it was cranberry juice.

753
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 5: Heat it up and in a bowl, and she made

754
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 5: me put my hand in it as I slept in

755
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 5: It did not help the problem, amplified it.

756
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 3: Actually. Sorry.

757
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 6: We did have Red Hand at school the next day.

758
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 5: Every fellow student's favorite character Christopher Redhand.

759
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: He's in the Gang of the Red Hand.

760
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 5: Oh that's fun. Well, I'm I hope you're recovering.

761
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 3: Well. Is your knee perfect now? Not perfect, but it's

762
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 3: getting there. I'm better. It takes time. I'm gonna start

763
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 3: three year, yeah, three years. Yeah, I'm going to Swimming

764
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 3: is the way. Yeah, swimming is the way, right. Yeah,

765
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 3: it in your pool, do you like I do?

766
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 6: I spent I did not get out of that pool

767
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 6: all summer long. It was the best and it really helped.

768
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 6: Like I was, uh, you know, obviously we were in

769
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 6: quarantine and we're all scared and freaked out or whatever,

770
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 6: but I just had this thing where I was like

771
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 6: every day at whatever time or like in the morning,

772
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 6: you know, just getting out there. And it was really

773
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 6: the first time i'd really like focused on on like

774
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 6: a good exercise kind of routine in so long, and

775
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 6: it solved like eight things at once because it was

776
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 6: like I feel better, I have more energy, my moods

777
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 6: are so much better, like all these different things that

778
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 6: you know, when I get.

779
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: Stressed, I just I lock down.

780
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 6: I just like all my muscles lock up, and I

781
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 6: eat and I lay down. I get as like small

782
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 6: as like can, and I eat as I watched TV.

783
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 6: So the swimming I could feel, like, you know, after

784
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 6: two weeks, I could see my legs shape changing.

785
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's the best and it's like meditative.

786
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 3: It is. Yeah, I highly recommend.

787
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 5: The guy that did my hips wrote a book about

788
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 5: how swimming is the answer. And I didn't know how

789
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 5: to swim even actually I was scared of it because

790
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,919
Speaker 5: of some childhood canoe trauma. But I I just got

791
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 5: a ridiculous looking snorkel that goes up the middle, a

792
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 5: freestyle snorkel.

793
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 3: It had Michael Phelps's signature on it. But I because

794
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 3: it's like it's a mask and snorkel.

795
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 5: It is regular goggles and it's a snorkel with a

796
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 5: headrest and a strap. It's quite it's like the headgear

797
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 5: of swimming. But it I immediately, like Karen said, all of

798
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 5: my pain radiating down everything stemming from my hip, which

799
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 5: I thought bad back. I thought it was bag knee,

800
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 5: I thought it was bad ankle. All went away until

801
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 5: after just swimming for a half hour, just kicking around.

802
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 5: Then it was like, Okay, the pain is only in

803
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 5: my hip. There's the answer. But it also yeah, it

804
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 5: just exercises all those muscles and I highly this. It's

805
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 5: like a commercial for swimming.

806
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 4: It really is. My grandmother she moved to She was

807
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 4: a dancer.

808
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,479
Speaker 3: Her whole life.

809
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:32,240
Speaker 4: And she moved from Asbury Park to Palm West Palm

810
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 4: Beach in Florida, and she had a house with a pool,

811
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 4: and every day at like I think three pm, she

812
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 4: would go and get in her pool, get in her

813
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 4: pool and do like swim for thirty minutes, but with

814
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 4: her head above. She never got her hair wet, head above,

815
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 4: just kind of like almost like a doggy paddle yea

816
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 4: for thirty minutes, and then would get out and have

817
00:40:56,360 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 4: one cigarette and then start making Margarita's was.

818
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 3: Her hole every day, every single day.

819
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 4: It was amazing, and do the crossword puzzle while having

820
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 4: like some sort of mixed drink from a blender, whether

821
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 4: it be a Peeni clod or or a Margarita. And

822
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, And I didn't realize at the

823
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 4: time that that is the life, like the life I want.

824
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm there. I want to live that life entirely.

825
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: I can't. I know I can't have Margerita's. But that

826
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: was how my mom would be too.

827
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 6: We would be like we'd go on summer vacation and

828
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 6: be like the first day we'd be at Blue Lake

829
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 6: or whatever place we'd go in my mom would come

830
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 6: out and get in the water and she'd be swimming

831
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 6: so careful because she didn't want either.

832
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: She didn't want to mess her hair up.

833
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 6: She didn't want to have to redo her hair, like

834
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 6: because she would have to go up and reblow dry

835
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 6: it because it was a do and she would We

836
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 6: would always go try to swim by her and be

837
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 6: like mom, and she'd be like, step it, don't, don't,

838
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 6: don't because she just didn't want us to get her

839
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 6: hair wet.

840
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: It's a very big deal.

841
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 5: And there's this folklore that chlorine turns your hair green.

842
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 5: So I wear a swim cap to add to my

843
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 5: ridiculous ensemble. I think you have to wear a swim

844
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 5: cap if you're going in a public pool too.

845
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 3: I think that regularly.

846
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just yeah, keep your hair out of that

847
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 5: met your skin and your open orifices.

848
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 3: Go ahead, and there's no but tak.

849
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, bring it on used band aids, but my hair,

850
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 5: stay out of my hair.

851
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 3: Oh god.

852
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 6: The one thing about swimming every day, though, is it

853
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 6: makes you voraciously hungry because you are you're doing like

854
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 6: double exercise essentially total every muscle is working. So then

855
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 6: I would I would always be like, should I get

856
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 6: fed a chini Alfred out tonight. I was like, no, no, no,

857
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 6: it's working against the whole plan. But it would just

858
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 6: be that kind of like carb engine would be would

859
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 6: have started.

860
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 5: I thought I would lose a lot of weight swimming.

861
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 5: I felled it helping my muscles and everything. But I

862
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 5: was sort of gaining weight. And so I asked the

863
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 5: doctor about that, because he's the swim doctor, and he said,

864
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 5: is it a cold pool? And I'm like yeah, He's

865
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,919
Speaker 5: like yeah, every time you jump in, your body's like, oh,

866
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 5: we need to create some fact because I was gaining weight.

867
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 5: Even though, like you said, I could see leg definition

868
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 5: and stuff, I was gaining weight and it's because of

869
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 5: the pool at twenty four Hour Fitness in the basement

870
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,479
Speaker 5: in Glendale doesn't have a heater.

871
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 3: Wait out there.

872
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 4: I have bummed out at this because I definitely need

873
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 4: to lose some weight. I was you was going to

874
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 4: do it. It was really cold, but well, my fun

875
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 4: body's like I got bloody blubber.

876
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 3: Totally like I'm one.

877
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 5: Of those old guys that goes out and dives into

878
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 5: an ice hole the Polar Bear Club. Yes, yeah, I'm

879
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 5: not kidding, that's what. And I it was a shock

880
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 5: to my body when I jump in that pool. I'm like,

881
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 5: how is this just room temperature? That was? And it

882
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 5: was probably seventy degrees but it felt really cold. Uh.

883
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 5: And and if you so find a heated pool, I'm

884
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 5: I'm very serious about this, Kurt. Oh, make sure the

885
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 5: one I found is heated so you sweat it and

886
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 5: make it real gross and goula of fluids?

887
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 6: Isn't that one that's like Griffith Park Boulevard and lis

888
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 6: felis that that one's empty?

889
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 4: And all the ones in La count in La City

890
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 4: are empty? But I found one in Glendale, baby, Yeah,

891
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 4: outdoor in Glendale, heated pool. Not telling anybody where it

892
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 4: is because I don't want to nor competition in the lineup.

893
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 6: Sure, it's just going to be you and the Armenian

894
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 6: Mafia swimming away.

895
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 3: Yeah cough yeah.

896
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 5: And you gotta wait for a lane. If you start

897
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 5: squealing about it, you got to wait an hour to swim.

898
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 5: You're sitting there waiting for someone to quit waits.

899
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 3: You would do it. You would just go and wait

900
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 3: for people to sep swimming.

901
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 5: And it was always liked sit and be fit swimmers

902
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 5: with their head of a water.

903
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 3: And when I was coming through physical therapy.

904
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 5: They're like, go to the Elizabeth Taylor Aquatic Swim Center.

905
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 3: And I've talked about this.

906
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 5: There was like those those long vertical tapestries of Elizabeth

907
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 5: Taylor an old swim where apparently she didn't even swim,

908
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 5: she didn't know how, but she has an aquatic center

909
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 5: and it was all old folks that were just I'm like,

910
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 5: I don't belong here. I want to go do laps,

911
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 5: you know, not frog kicks.

912
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 2: You know.

913
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,879
Speaker 4: But at least it was heated. Why don't we have

914
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 4: beautiful pool dance sequences in movies anymore?

915
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 3: Guys? Yeah, the whole.

916
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 4: Dance sequences were really a thing for quite some time,

917
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 4: and then we lost it and I'd on it back.

918
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 5: To fully appreciate it, you have to be it has

919
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 5: to be a bird's eye view, and it's hard to

920
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 5: suspend an audience. So they see that your kicking legs

921
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 5: are like a flower from the side, it's just like, yeah,

922
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 5: they're splashing around. You don't appreciate the formation. It's only

923
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 5: from above. You know.

924
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 3: I'm talking out my ass, but I.

925
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 6: Think, what was that Coen Brothers movie. I want to

926
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 6: say I Caesar, but that's incorrect.

927
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 3: No, I think it.

928
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,240
Speaker 4: Caesaresar. They did have one. They did most.

929
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: I loved it so much. I mean, that's a great movie.

930
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 6: If you haven't seen it or you haven't seen it

931
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 6: in a while, it's such a great movie, end to end.

932
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 6: I don't know why people didn't love it more. But

933
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 6: that Scarlett Johansson swimming is amazing. Also the dancing, the

934
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 6: sailors dancing.

935
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 3: What's his name? It made me like him.

936
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say Chet Johnson, he might as

937
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 5: well be called He made me like.

938
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 3: It's amazing.

939
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: It's so good.

940
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,959
Speaker 5: And no one, I guess other people knew he danced

941
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 5: because they had watched one of the seven Step Ups,

942
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 5: this tragic my step up movies. But he, oh man,

943
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 5: he's great.

944
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,479
Speaker 3: He's so good.

945
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 6: But Scarlette Johansson in that and the way they shot that,

946
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 6: it was so true to how they really did it.

947
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 6: It wasn't like a cute see version. It was full

948
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 6: on real you know.

949
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: It was awesome.

950
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

951
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, And then I just loved how she like came

952
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 6: up out of the water and she's like, what do

953
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 6: you want me to do?

954
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 3: Yes?

955
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: Like good, totally voiced. I love that movie.

956
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 5: Then the movie takes a thirty minute dive into the

957
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 5: sailors scene.

958
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 3: But I'm no critic.

959
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 5: Let's start synchronized swimming, you guys for real?

960
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 3: Hey you I know you.

961
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: They get you dooy, like did you doo me?

962
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 6: My cousins Mary Kate and Eileen were on a synchronized

963
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 6: swimming team called the San Francisco Marionettes.

964
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 4: I have a question, yes, is that three people or

965
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 4: two people?

966
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: Mary Kate one, Eileen two?

967
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 6: And they were our older girl cousins and we I mean,

968
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 6: we love them to this day. But like when we

969
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 6: were little, that's all me and my sister talked about

970
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 6: Mary Kate Nileen, and they lived in San Francisco, so

971
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 6: they were like the coolest whatever. But we would go

972
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 6: watch them and they would also in at Aunt Jenny

973
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 6: and Uncle Brandy's pool. Would teach us how to do

974
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 6: those moves like you you're underwater, then you come up

975
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 6: like torso first, then legs one leg goes up and

976
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 6: then you go down spinning the leg like. We used

977
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 6: to know how to do that because Mary Kate and

978
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 6: Nileen knew how to do it and taught us how,

979
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 6: and we used to go to their competitions so there'd

980
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 6: be like it would be like the weekend and you'd

981
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 6: be out in like like uh, you know, way out

982
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,720
Speaker 6: in the mission district in some pool, like a pool

983
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 6: at a high school or something, and it's like fog

984
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 6: everywhere and freezing cold, and then there's just all these

985
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 6: girls competing with like the underwater makeup and their nose

986
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 6: clips and then the swimming caps and they were It

987
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 6: was glorious and my favorite thing.

988
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't believe that that actually was

989
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 4: a thing for high school people. I can't I bring

990
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 4: it back.

991
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 3: That might be the kind of thing. I'm so excited

992
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 3: to see.

993
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 5: What does make a comeback in the coming Well, let's

994
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 5: be honest, a couple of years, because we know bowling

995
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 5: is over forever, but what if synchronized it is, Hey,

996
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 5: we're going to pay attention to everywhere our three fingers go.

997
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, but couldn't they have like could we just do

998
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 6: disposable gloves and solve that problem right by?

999
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 3: Everyone? You have to bring your own ball. Sorry, no

1000
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 3: more municipal balls.

1001
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 4: But that is the funniest part is that like that

1002
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 4: was the first thing they reopened, like after we had

1003
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 4: our big lockdown. They're like, all right, barber shops and

1004
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 4: what else? What else could it be?

1005
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 3: Bowling? O? Yeah, those are the two places that are

1006
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 3: open now. It's like why why are bowling alleys open?

1007
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1008
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 3: And gun ranges.

1009
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 5: It's the people that are yelling the loudest for I

1010
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 5: want this back, and I think the bowling community is vocal.

1011
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 6: There and they're threatening. They're not afraid to absolutely threaten

1012
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 6: as city councilman's.

1013
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 5: Like most of them may be most of them are

1014
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 5: John Goodman from The Big Lebowski.

1015
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 3: We used to.

1016
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 6: Laugh because I started getting my sister and when I

1017
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 6: would go home for either Thanksgiving or Christmas, I would

1018
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 6: make everybody go bowling as kind of like all the families.

1019
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: Getting together perfect. It's so fun.

1020
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 6: But we would then we order a bunch of food

1021
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 6: and then we would come over. It's the same conversation

1022
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 6: every time, where like picking up a Mozzarells and be like,

1023
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 6: so gross to be eating this right now, because your

1024
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 6: hands have been in it, like bowling balls that you

1025
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 6: don't even know who's been using it. They're just go

1026
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 6: and take those same fingers and go over and be like, hey,

1027
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 6: did you try these fries?

1028
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 3: It's disgusting.

1029
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 5: Just last year I did it, and knowingly, I'm like,

1030
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 5: it's probably gross, but I've built up at tolerance to

1031
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 5: most germs.

1032
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, to think now anyone doing that.

1033
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 6: You just would do a lot of We were all

1034
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 6: pretending that. We were like, if you're alrighty, you use

1035
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 6: your left hand.

1036
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: To eat, to eat the food. But you know, people

1037
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: were switching, like it's hard to keep track.

1038
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 3: It's right to get to keep.

1039
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 4: Track and also only eat with your left hand. I

1040
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 4: couldn't do it, like put putting in.

1041
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 1: The wrong spot.

1042
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 6: I love bowling, though I'm not good at it, but

1043
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,879
Speaker 6: I really I think that is such a fun.

1044
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 3: It's fun activity. It's a fun way too.

1045
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 4: So it's like I have now come to realize I

1046
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 4: really enjoy socializing with an activity, you know, with a

1047
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 4: low a low pressure game.

1048
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 3: Of some sort. I do enjoy that.

1049
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 4: I don't want an intense game. I want a low

1050
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 4: pressure nobody gives a shit. But like you can continue

1051
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 4: to do something while talking, because now with zoom, where

1052
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 4: all your hangouts have to be like eye contact, eye contact,

1053
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 4: eye contact, I just want something where I don't have

1054
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 4: to make eye contact. We can still be vulnerable with

1055
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 4: each other and talk, but we're focused on something else

1056
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 4: other than staring at each other in the face.

1057
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 5: You know, yes, yeah, are you looking at me? Keep

1058
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:14,240
Speaker 5: your eye on the dartboard. We're bonding eventual dartboard.

1059
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 6: What if couldn't there be a way to figure out

1060
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 6: how to play bingo like on Zoom?

1061
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, there should be? I play, you know, I you know,

1062
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 4: I'm a classic dad. I play poker with friends. So

1063
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,879
Speaker 4: there's like an app where it's like you see everybody's

1064
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 4: face and it's a video. It's a video chat, but

1065
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 4: also then the game is being played, so we're just

1066
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 4: having a chat. But then also happen to be playing

1067
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 4: a card game too, and it's oh, so sounds fun,

1068
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 4: much more enjoyable than just a Zoom hangout.

1069
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 5: I'm embarrassed that I look at poker the same way

1070
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 5: I look at chess, like it's above me and I'm

1071
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 5: not smart enough.

1072
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 3: To figure it out.

1073
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 5: And every time I've played, people kind of hold your

1074
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 5: hand and then you end up winning. That's always what happens,

1075
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 5: because they're helping and they turn they turn on you,

1076
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 5: and they they keep calling because it's some easily five

1077
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 5: hundred dollars. Janna my old neighbor. But yeah, I want

1078
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 5: I agree with Karen that that bingo. I'm surprised that

1079
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 5: I haven't seen that because I was playing a lot

1080
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 5: of bingo at the hallway up until that's uh this

1081
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 5: whole Uh.

1082
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 4: Doesn't bingo require a large amount of people? Like four people? Right?

1083
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 6: It's not fun with a small amount of Yeah, definitely.

1084
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 3: For Yeah, it takes a long time.

1085
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 5: You're looking at uh when there's four people, you're there

1086
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 5: for hours before.

1087
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: You get a winner, and no one has fun.

1088
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 6: We also like we have a game night where we

1089
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 6: play Quiplash, that jackbox game so fun. It's a really

1090
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 6: fun game. But then if there's not enough people, the

1091
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 6: numbers are very it's like you can't have four people,

1092
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 6: you need six ideally eight. Yeah, but then if there's

1093
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 6: a certain combination because like all the people that I

1094
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 6: do it with our writers, so then you're being like

1095
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 6: casual and silly. But then if you start losing, you

1096
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 6: start getting competitive.

1097
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 1: Only just to be like I'm I know I'm not

1098
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: the least funny person, honest Like it's like.

1099
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 6: I've practically said that out loud, where I'm like, there's

1100
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 6: no way I'm losing this game. And then I started

1101
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 6: accusing people being sexist, where I'm like, how am I losing?

1102
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm the only woman on this. The whole thing is bullshit.

1103
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 6: But it's so funny because at first it's like kookie

1104
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 6: and whatever. You're like, oh, that was a good one,

1105
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 6: and then after a while you're like, yeah, I'm done losing.

1106
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 4: So do you play with an audience or is it

1107
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 4: just with with the people who are playing? Okay, because

1108
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 4: with us, I've done it. I've done the show that

1109
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 4: Julian hosts, right, and that is that's really fun too

1110
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 4: because then there's an audience too, So it's not just

1111
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 4: the people who you're with voting against each other. It's

1112
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 4: like strangers you don't know.

1113
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, but if you get a weird combination, there's I

1114
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 6: find it's like when everyone's voting for their favorite one,

1115
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,399
Speaker 6: you're you need the right combination of people that are

1116
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 6: like like minded, I think, because that can go, it

1117
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 6: can go.

1118
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 5: So but we did do the time we did it,

1119
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 5: we had so much fun and there was I always

1120
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 5: thought I wasn't competitive, you know, because I'd sit in

1121
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 5: the outfield during baseball and eat candy. But when it

1122
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 5: came to that, I was very competitive, and I started

1123
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 5: doing well and I was getting very excited.

1124
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 3: And that's when.

1125
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 5: I threw the app away and and I had to

1126
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 5: start over and I ruined it. I'll never I was

1127
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 5: angry for two days, and then I realized, oh, I'm

1128
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 5: very competitive.

1129
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 6: That's the one you were, because you were winning, Chris,

1130
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,760
Speaker 6: and then something happened and you got up and stormed

1131
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 6: out of your own chin ups. It was hilleous and

1132
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 6: he was in the background doing chin ups while the

1133
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 6: rest of us finished the game.

1134
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: It was fucking hilarious.

1135
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 5: I turned into an angry jock and I thought that

1136
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 5: was the last thing.

1137
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 3: I am, Oh, that is so funny. Wait, you like

1138
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 3: you you threw the game. You threw that.

1139
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 5: You know you have to be playing with your phone

1140
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 5: and then seeing the results on the computer and I

1141
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 5: was swiping, I just well, I'm done with that, and

1142
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 5: I threw. I swiped the game away or I minimized it.

1143
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,879
Speaker 5: Whatever I did, I kept and then it's like, well,

1144
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 5: that player's gone, and I'm like, no, I'm.

1145
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 6: Until that point, you were kind of the hands down winner,

1146
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 6: which I was. I was loving because it was a

1147
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 6: very unifying. It was like sometimes a really bullshit answer

1148
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 6: would win that's just like Moose Dick, and you'd be

1149
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 6: like really okay. But then Chris would come in with

1150
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 6: these things that weren't unlike anyone else's answers, and everyone

1151
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,359
Speaker 6: would just be.

1152
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 3: Like, this is this is all.

1153
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 1: We're all in unison on this one.

1154
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 5: In a way, I was sort of baiting you to

1155
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 5: compliment me, and I can't believe you felt. The other

1156
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 5: thing was most people we are playing with, I knew

1157
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 5: some of their IMDb credits and I haven't written on shit,

1158
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 5: so I was like, I'm adequate. And then I but

1159
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 5: again a minor mistake got me fired.

1160
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 3: Like from most riding rooms.

1161
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 6: Chris an Achilles heel that is technology.

1162
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 1: It gets the better of him.

1163
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 3: I get very upset.

1164
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 6: He gets it's hair trigger when it comes to tech

1165
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 6: thing that you can't which it happens everybody like I

1166
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 6: always just do the thing my mom used to do, which.

1167
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: Is the computer's broken. It was never something she was doing.

1168
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 3: Well, this is broken, as I always take it very personally.

1169
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had I had a friend Mac Primo, who's

1170
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 4: an artist in Brooklyn now, and when I remember we

1171
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 4: were hanging out, this was like in early early two

1172
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 4: thousands in New York City and where at his he

1173
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 4: has the same thing with technology where he was just

1174
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 4: like this incredibly funny, like you open man, very beautiful artist.

1175
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 4: But then if like technology went wrong, he would turn

1176
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 4: on a fucking dime. Like we were at his house.

1177
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 4: It was his party. He had a few drinks and

1178
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 4: then the he had he had a CD change. It

1179
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 4: was a multiple CD changer and for some reason it

1180
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 4: didn't go to the song he wanted to and he's

1181
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 4: just like having a good time, and then he's like, oh,

1182
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 4: I hate this thing, and he takes a knife and

1183
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 4: he puts it through the whole thing, and then like

1184
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 4: all the music leaves, like all that shuts down completely,

1185
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 4: And I was like, is that how.

1186
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 3: We're going to handle it?

1187
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 6: Now?

1188
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 3: We have no music?

1189
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 4: And this is like nineteen ninety nine or two thousand,

1190
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 4: We don't have phone to play music.

1191
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 3: Now the party doesn't have any music. You piece of ship.

1192
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 3: The fact that he stabbed it with a knife.

1193
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 4: He stabbed it with with a switchblade. I love it

1194
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 4: and stabbed it.

1195
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 1: Yes, did he have a switchblade in his back clocket?

1196
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 4: No, it was his apartment and the switchblade was just

1197
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 4: like on it was nearby. It was like laying on

1198
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 4: like a counter. I always want to say a flat surface.

1199
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 4: It was laying on a flat surface, was slightly line service.

1200
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 5: Oh she he just had knives taped to his ceiling.

1201
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 5: I have a lot of outbursts in this room. I'll

1202
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 5: tape a few knives to the scene. I have a

1203
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 5: lot in common with that guy, Chris.

1204
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: Can I just ask because the visual of because people

1205
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: would go is Chris coming back.

1206
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 6: And I think people are asking me, like because we're

1207
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 6: cohose of a podcast that I like, I'm like the

1208
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 6: he'll never.

1209
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: Come back, Like I would never answer. But when you

1210
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 1: started doing chin ups in that on that bar back.

1211
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 6: There in the doorway, I couldn't tell if you were

1212
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 6: doing it because it was the funniest, like as a

1213
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 6: picture shot. It was like you were a director. It

1214
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 6: was the funniest thing you could be doing. But were

1215
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 6: you aware?

1216
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was a it was a comedic choice.

1217
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 5: But also I was seething with anger, and that's the

1218
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 5: only time I do chin ups is when I'm upset.

1219
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,479
Speaker 5: I've been pretty happy lately and you can really see

1220
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 5: it in my midsection.

1221
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. That so I've been thinking about that.

1222
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 4: Since we had the whole swimming conversation, I feel like

1223
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 4: I can ask this question. I've been thinking about getting

1224
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 4: a pull up bar. My question is is it just

1225
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 4: going to sit there and I'm never going to use it?

1226
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 3: Chris, I have.

1227
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 5: An answer, and it is it's kind of an eyesore.

1228
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 5: And so you'll because you can remove it from the

1229
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 5: doorframe if you get the right cheap one that I

1230
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 5: did that could break at any moment and leave me

1231
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 5: on my back on the floor.

1232
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 3: I leave it right. It's right behind me here. You

1233
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 3: can see. You can see it. I can see it.

1234
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 3: Why is my finger? It's weird. It's like shaving your

1235
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 3: neck in the mirror. You look like like a shortened DT. Yeah.

1236
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 5: Every time I walk past it, I see it peripherally

1237
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 5: and I'm like, okay, let me just hammer out five

1238
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 5: or six or seven of these, just so that it's

1239
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 5: constantly there. It's hard to ignore it if it's always

1240
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 5: in your house.

1241
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 3: But you have a.

1242
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 5: Family and kids and you're not going to want you know,

1243
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 5: it will be like an unused hammock, just an iceore.

1244
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 5: But yeah, because I trip over yes, yes, or a yeah,

1245
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 5: I'm short and I can breathe under most obstructions. But

1246
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 5: but yeah, because it's there and always reminding me, I

1247
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 5: do use it more than you would I.

1248
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 3: When I would take it.

1249
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 5: Down, I'd be like to make the house look more

1250
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,439
Speaker 5: livable because maybe people would come over. I'd forget about

1251
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 5: it for months and months. So if you leave it up, yeah,

1252
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 5: you'll be ripped. You'll have ball shoulders, striations, pecks. Karen,

1253
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 5: you just reached over and took a sip of something.

1254
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 5: Was that a Is it a professionally made thing or

1255
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 5: is that a home thing that you do.

1256
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 1: No, this is in the early day of COVID.

1257
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 6: I used to have a like just a big plastic

1258
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 6: drinking cup from Starbucks are reusable drinking cup with a straw,

1259
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 6: because that's the way. I will not drink water unless

1260
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 6: it's in a thing like this, so that I'm just

1261
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 6: kind of like, have it. I know it's covered, because

1262
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 6: if I have a glass of water and then I

1263
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 6: leave it on the table when I come back, I'm like,

1264
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 6: what if a moth was in there.

1265
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,439
Speaker 1: I always make up.

1266
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 6: These weird stories of shit, shit that fell in that

1267
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 6: I can't see right now, but it'll I'll catch it

1268
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 6: in my mouth that's like my worst fear.

1269
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's always a hair. You know, those airborne hairs

1270
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 5: that you see in the sunlight.

1271
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 3: Yes, they end up.

1272
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 5: Falling into your water and you look down there, but

1273
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 5: what the sun yets it right, and you see there's

1274
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 5: hair in there.

1275
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: This is all everything. It's all hair, the dermis. There's

1276
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: hair every tritus.

1277
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 6: Yes, so I uh, the dermal layer that's in the air.

1278
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 6: So this is at the Ralphs near here. I was

1279
01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 6: having a you know, it was Instacart and I was

1280
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 6: getting groceries. But then I know they have a big

1281
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 6: old kind of like home good section, like all kinds

1282
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 6: of different stuff, and I would just put on there

1283
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 6: like it was you know, it was basically like I

1284
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 6: just want a big tall cup with a straw. And

1285
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 6: the picture that was on there, I was like, I

1286
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 6: don't care what it looks like, just as long as

1287
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 6: it has a reusable straw and it's like covered. And

1288
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 6: the woman at my shopper she goes, I got you

1289
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 6: a good one. I'd use it myself, and this this

1290
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 6: is the one she chose for me. She almost thought

1291
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 6: it was beautiful.

1292
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 3: It is, I like it and beautiful.

1293
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 6: It's it's haunting and hypnotic. I always know where it is,

1294
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 6: Like I can put it anywhere in the house. I'm like,

1295
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 6: it's right over there. It's like so, you know, but

1296
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 6: it's an eyesore, it is it.

1297
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks so fancy. It looks really it looks

1298
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 4: like a pure refreshing drink.

1299
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1300
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 4: It really looks like you're doing something nice for yourself.

1301
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 5: And then visually it's it's like potpourri that you can

1302
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 5: drink beautiful.

1303
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess that makes it look like the drink

1304
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 6: itself is really exciting, Like it's I see it looks

1305
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 6: like this. Oh, this is my high biscus cooler something

1306
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:10,439
Speaker 6: like that.

1307
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 3: Inside it's just pool temperature water.

1308
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 6: This is chlorinated water. I love.

1309
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 3: No hairs and hairs.

1310
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 6: Just mosquitos, just leaves and mosquito.

1311
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 1: I actually, though, will brag about that.

1312
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 6: This is my big brag of lately, Like, my most

1313
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 6: exciting thing that's happened lately is I got this water

1314
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 6: filter water filtration system put in, and I don't know,

1315
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 6: I had never heard of this. I didn't know it

1316
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 6: was an option, but it was my therapist who told

1317
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 6: me about it. She was literally on on the zoom

1318
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 6: call with me one morning and she had a glass

1319
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 6: of water and she some juice. I just have to

1320
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 6: tell you, and then went into this thing that she go,

1321
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 6: I might not this might be illegal.

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Speaker 1: I might not be able to say things this year.

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Speaker 1: She was like, but I swear to god.

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Speaker 6: She she had this water filtration system put in and

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01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 6: it's basically like five more filters than your usual like

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Speaker 6: whatever comes standard with the house.

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Speaker 1: And they use it at.

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Speaker 6: Like Burke Williams, they use it at Whole Foods, they

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01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,440
Speaker 6: use it at all these places, and it's like a

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Speaker 6: local company.

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Speaker 1: So basically you have like bottled water, like.

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Speaker 6: Fiji level water coming out of your tap, so you

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01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:31,479
Speaker 6: can and any in any tap in the house, you can,

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Speaker 6: like bathroom water is now the most delicious water I want.

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01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 6: And when she explained it to me and I was like,

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01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,200
Speaker 6: that's the best that she was like, just wait till

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01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,480
Speaker 6: you wash your hair, like your hair gets really soft

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01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 6: all this stuff, and it's like not expensive for what

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01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 6: you get, which is you can like la water is dangerous,

1340
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 6: like it is not healthy, it's not good for you,

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01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 6: and it like you know, like it's really hard water,

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01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 6: like you get all the stain and the spots on

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01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 6: the shower door and stuff like that. So now it's

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01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 6: all like very fancy water in every tap. So I'm

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01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 6: just like all about the water these That.

1346
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 4: Is great, and you can just drink straight from the shower,

1347
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 4: which everyone wants to do seriously.

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01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 6: Yeah. I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I

1349
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 6: drink like kind of like a dog for a little while,

1350
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 6: just like kind of lap it up a.

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01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 3: Little bit the whole time peeing. Yeah.

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01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 5: I really want to get filtered water because my Brita

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01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 5: isn't doing it.

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01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 3: And after watching.

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01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 5: Dark Water that that movie about DuPont and the cancer

1356
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 5: caught like everything insane carcinogen. Why I threw away pots

1357
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 5: and pans the other day, my old ones because of that.

1358
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 5: It's all about teflon. Yeah, and it's not about water.

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01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,479
Speaker 5: I don't know, it's not the same, but it makes

1360
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 5: me want to only drink filtered, highly filtered water.

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01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:56,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:59,080
Speaker 6: So one of the first when I first moved to

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01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 6: LA they did a they did a water they did

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01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 6: some kind of test that they released the result of

1365
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 6: and there is rocket fuel in Los Angeles water. I

1366
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 6: mean this was the nineties, so they may have improved

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01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 6: it since then. But I mean it's renowned that La

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01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 6: tap water is not good and everyone has filtered water

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01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 6: or everyone has some kind of something, and so I

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01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 6: was like, well, that's actually a good investment for then

1371
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 6: you just don't have to worry about it in it

1372
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 6: wherever it comes out in your house, you don't have

1373
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 6: to worry about it.

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01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:27,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: No, I mean because I was totally brit up before.

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01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 4: I'm happy that they made it illegal to dump your

1377
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 4: rocket fuel in the street.

1378
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was although it's.

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01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:41,200
Speaker 5: And I'm assuming that's why mine burst into Am I

1380
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 5: a child? I'm sorry I went there. I just say

1381
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,600
Speaker 5: things and sometimes I wish.

1382
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 1: Time for you to do some pull ups.

1383
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm upset with myself. Excuse me while I work

1384
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 3: it out. Are you is there?

1385
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 5: I know you're a parent, so you're probably a lot

1386
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 5: of your time is uh geared towards that. But during

1387
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,960
Speaker 5: this quarantine of you, like Kurt discovered a new are

1388
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 5: you into something new or I know.

1389
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:12,919
Speaker 3: Just it is just parenting, and that's that's there.

1390
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 5: That's that's what I would if I you know, it

1391
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 5: wasn't shooting blanks. I suppose, Uh, that's what I would

1392
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 5: do to keep it from keeping you from it.

1393
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 3: The doctor hasn't confirmed that. I'm just guessing. No, I

1394
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:33,760
Speaker 3: guess I've really picked up the the uh.

1395
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 4: The beautiful hobby of driving aimlessly and not getting out

1396
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:41,640
Speaker 4: of the car. That's a big one with the kids.

1397
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,560
Speaker 4: I cannot stay.

1398
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:45,000
Speaker 1: In the house anymore.

1399
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 4: Everybody in the car and then oh, we can't go

1400
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 4: anywhere because everything's closed or there's too many children at

1401
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:55,479
Speaker 4: the playground for them to touch. So we just drive

1402
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,720
Speaker 4: around and then come back. And then your kids out

1403
01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:58,400
Speaker 4: of the car.

1404
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 3: Do they calm down? And like being in the car

1405
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 3: is that Well, it's.

1406
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 4: Always you think it's going to be good, and it's

1407
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 4: bad because then the way to get to stop at

1408
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 4: the you know, you go to the playground and you're like, okay,

1409
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 4: please please, no children. No children are or at least

1410
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 4: not too many children. Then you get there and it's

1411
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 4: just like hundreds of children, all unmasked parents, and you're

1412
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 4: like no. And they see the playground and they're like

1413
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:23,400
Speaker 4: playground and they see children, they're like friends.

1414
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:27,280
Speaker 3: And they're like friends are dangerous, right, and we just driving.

1415
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,720
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's funny. Just dangle it in front of them.

1416
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 3: That's so funny.

1417
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 6: And then you break into other people's backyards that have

1418
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 6: jungle gyms and stuff.

1419
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:40,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, Karen and I will tell you that being

1420
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 5: in a car only causes chaos. Yeah, that's what this

1421
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,799
Speaker 5: podcast used to be. And look how calm and collect

1422
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,240
Speaker 5: everything it's been today.

1423
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:49,640
Speaker 1: I do miss some.

1424
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,640
Speaker 6: I ran out of coffee the other day and I

1425
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 6: was going to go to Starbucks the drive through to

1426
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 6: go get some and I'm like, I don't want to

1427
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 6: go by myself.

1428
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 5: Oh I Miss, I'm kidding, I Miss, I'm it. Start driving. Yeah,

1429
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 5: it feels weird to go through a Starbucks drive through

1430
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 5: by myself. Yeah, I'm gonna treat myself by myself.

1431
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:10,680
Speaker 3: You know what you do? You just pay for the

1432
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:14,679
Speaker 3: person behind you. I see that in small towns people

1433
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 3: do that.

1434
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,479
Speaker 5: But what if you know someone's like I have to

1435
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,320
Speaker 5: get a bunch of coffees for the office.

1436
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 3: That's who i'd have in front of me. Someone that

1437
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 3: just got thirty coffees for their law firm.

1438
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 5: All get the person in front of me. That'll be

1439
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:30,679
Speaker 5: two hundred and ninety eight dollars.

1440
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 3: Don't god damn it? Nuts.

1441
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:41,720
Speaker 5: Well, I mean this is usually how long our podcast is.

1442
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I am excellent.

1443
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 3: We fat. That's good. That's a compliment, thank you. Yeah,

1444
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:51,400
Speaker 3: it always is. It is a sign of having fun.

1445
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 3: Yeah it is. Y Stop arguing. Are you wearing a

1446
01:10:59,080 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 3: Touch and Go shirt?

1447
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 4: I am, yeah, just this is actually a touch is

1448
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 4: actually a Touch and Go shirt from the movie The

1449
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:09,840
Speaker 4: Big Sick that I chose to wear, and then I stole.

1450
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,759
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're in the Big Sick. That's a great movie.

1451
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:16,639
Speaker 5: Everyone Kurt's in the Big Sick. We didn't mention that credit.

1452
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,120
Speaker 5: At the top of the hour.

1453
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:19,679
Speaker 3: People aren't listening anymore.

1454
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 2: They are.

1455
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 3: They are there, are amazed.

1456
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,519
Speaker 5: They're on their beds, on their bellies, their legs are

1457
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 5: kicking in the air.

1458
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:27,719
Speaker 3: They love every moment.

1459
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:32,639
Speaker 6: We should have introduced Kurt as an Oscar movie Oscar

1460
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 6: winning movie co star.

1461
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 3: Yeah right.

1462
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 4: It was Oscar nominated screenplay and I was the onset writer.

1463
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,559
Speaker 4: So what does that make me? Does that make an

1464
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 4: Oscar nominated onset writer?

1465
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe.

1466
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,000
Speaker 4: It doesn't at all, To be honest, it doesn't no

1467
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:50,799
Speaker 4: credit whatsoever.

1468
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 3: Wasn't even invited, but.

1469
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 5: He uh, well, I'm going to wrap it up here

1470
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,679
Speaker 5: for all this it's time.

1471
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:03,639
Speaker 3: You've been great, I know I.

1472
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:06,679
Speaker 5: Was looking forward to this episode because you're fun and

1473
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,840
Speaker 5: this was fun.

1474
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 4: Plus yeah bananas ladies, and.

1475
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:25,160
Speaker 5: What network is it on a water coming after you?

1476
01:12:25,439 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 5: I've been wanting to say that for a while.

1477
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 3: Thank you both. It's nice to see your faces. You've

1478
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,840
Speaker 3: been listening to Do you need a Ride? D Y

1479
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,360
Speaker 3: n A R?

1480
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 1: Are leaving on? You want to way back? Either way?

1481
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 3: We want to be.

1482
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:52,759
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you clean us time

1483
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 2: and they turning on and Gabe, we want to send

1484
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 2: you off. Install le wanna welcome you back home. Tell

1485
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 2: us all about it.

1486
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 3: We scared her?

1487
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:11,000
Speaker 1: Was it fine? Melbourne?

1488
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,320
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1489
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1490
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:32,240
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1491
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:36,160
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1492
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,639
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1493
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,200
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1494
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:41,519
Speaker 6: Do you need

1495
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,920
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris