Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three thirty one,
Speaker 1: Episode three of Dirtdilly's I guyst Day production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America share consciousness. And it is Wednesday, March twenty seventh,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. My name is Jack O'Brien aka exercisings overrated.
Speaker 1: My body is old ass. Fuck Danna only stretching, Dannan
Speaker 1: no plunges. I don't give a fuck now. I agree
Speaker 1: with Trump. Nana no no, no, no, no, no no no, Internet.
Speaker 1: We have limited heartbeats. That is a last resort. Poppa
Speaker 1: Roach aka from East Eager Full twelve, twenty nine. In
Speaker 1: reference to some advice I shared that I recently got
Speaker 1: from my personal trainer, Donald J. Trump, that maybe maybe
Speaker 1: exercise is bad, but once you get old, exercise hurts.
Speaker 1: And maybe we do have a limited number of heart beats.
Speaker 2: Bro, you guys reps for muscle be careful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. You'll only got ten reps. That's them.
Speaker 1: I got ten curls per bicep for my lifetime. That's
Speaker 1: what I've been given. Anyways, that voice you asked, that voice,
Speaker 1: that lovely voice coming all the way from party. Well,
Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined in our second seat
Speaker 1: by very special guest co host, talented writer, stand up comedian,
Speaker 1: advice columns podcast host. Please welcome to this show, the
Speaker 1: brilliant and talented Sophia Alexandra.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you so much, so excited, thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: I don't have any ka.
Speaker 1: That's no problem. You're coming to us all the way
Speaker 1: from so.
Speaker 2: Much motherfucking cheese. You are not ready.
Speaker 1: You could I could tell by the way you the
Speaker 1: that you've just been walking through clouds of cigarette smoke
Speaker 1: for the past couple of days. And that's how you
Speaker 1: know you're doing it right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, delicious man baguettes with cigarettes in the middle.
Speaker 2: That's what breakfast every morning here.
Speaker 1: Yes, well we are thrilled, Sophia, You and I are
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a
Speaker 1: very talented writer, stand up comedian, podcast host of The
Speaker 1: Bechdel Cast, taking down the patriarchy one movie at a time.
Speaker 1: They also happen to have a master's degree in film.
Speaker 4: Ever heard of it film, specifically screenwriting, but.
Speaker 3: I thought it was pronounced hilm Hale wants yeah oh,
Speaker 3: I mean I am familiar.
Speaker 1: Have how you say cinema. Also, the most anagrammable name
Speaker 1: in the English language it is Caitlin Doronte. I'm not
Speaker 1: in tula Ak Latin answer ut, I sorry. I do
Speaker 1: have to add that just so people know when we
Speaker 1: say your name is anagrammable, we're not fucking around here,
Speaker 1: all right, Lauren d Titanic Titanic, and we do have
Speaker 1: a Titanic story.
Speaker 3: Crazy because I know the story of Kaylen and Titanic
Speaker 3: has just been It's one line. It's a single line.
Speaker 3: It's not event diagram.
Speaker 2: It's just a line exactly.
Speaker 3: So the fact that the name is anagrammable, so I'll
Speaker 3: kill myself tonight, I don't care.
Speaker 4: We can all rest.
Speaker 1: Know this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the apex so we could reach as
Speaker 2: a society.
Speaker 1: Is that Yeah, no it is. It doesn't make sense
Speaker 1: how inagrammable your name is, but it is perfect, perfect?
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: How are you doing, Kaylen?
Speaker 4: I'm just fine the end.
Speaker 1: What super classy European city are you in right now?
Speaker 4: Well, I am in the classicly beautiful European city of
Speaker 4: Los Angeles, California, but I actually will be in Europe
Speaker 4: not to blow all my plugs at the very top here.
Speaker 4: But I will be in Europe in Paris, okay, doing
Speaker 4: stand up comedy and seeing Hans Zimmer in concert. Thank
Speaker 4: you so much and wow. After that, I'm going to
Speaker 4: Berlin and Copenhagen and Dublin and then the UK for
Speaker 4: a Bechdel Cast tour, so everyone should come and see me.
Speaker 4: I'm doing stand up and or Bechdel cast shows in
Speaker 4: these places.
Speaker 3: So that's amazing. Caitlin, When are you going to be
Speaker 3: in Paris? Just in case any Paris listeners are listening,
Speaker 3: that's your.
Speaker 1: So right to ask me that I will be this
Speaker 1: podcast by the way, are oh my gosh, cross.
Speaker 4: I will be in Paris in early May. The dates
Speaker 4: are I'm gonna say like May sixth through the ninth,
Speaker 4: or fifth through the eighth or something like that. I
Speaker 4: have all of the dates for all the shows I'm
Speaker 4: doing on my website, Caitlin Durante dot com slash shows,
Speaker 4: so all the info is there.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for sharing. I hope everybody comes
Speaker 3: to see Caitlin, Thank you, oh my god.
Speaker 4: And Berlin, Berlin.
Speaker 1: Have either of you done comedy in France or Germany?
Speaker 1: How you say Germany?
Speaker 3: I've done comedy in Paris and I've done comedy in Luxembourg.
Speaker 1: I recently learned that the movie from the podcast blank
Speaker 1: Check that the movie green Book, the Academy Award winner
Speaker 1: green Book, is a massive hit in France.
Speaker 4: Interesting, so is Jerry Lewis.
Speaker 1: I know this is my question. I'm nervous for you
Speaker 1: both going into the French comedy scene armed with like
Speaker 1: your vibes are not very green Bookian. I would say, I.
Speaker 4: Take that are a major compliment, and I appreciate that
Speaker 4: I had. This will be my third time doing comedy
Speaker 4: in Paris, huge brag for me.
Speaker 1: I mean, goddamn, the first time I did it.
Speaker 4: Actually it might be the fourth. I don't know. I've
Speaker 4: done it a bunch of times. One of the times
Speaker 4: I did it it was on a boat that I
Speaker 4: swear the boat was called Savage Garden, which it is
Speaker 4: the name of amazing, incredible band that we all know
Speaker 4: and love, and I did that.
Speaker 2: It was actually that band is named after the boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the songs were recorded on that boat.
Speaker 4: Just like how I'm starting a band called Titanics, Lauren
Speaker 4: d Titanics family time band named after.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Well, uh, I, I do not fear for
Speaker 1: either of you. I fear for the city of Paris
Speaker 1: because they are going to catch some sharp comedy. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. All Right, Caitlin, We're gonna get to know
Speaker 1: you a little bit better in a moment.
Speaker 3: My grandfather, Joe Biden sharp cock my comedy.
Speaker 1: Sharp jokes that are gonna catch anyways, I know, help
Speaker 1: me put the razor blades in the rain jar. Anyways,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, a couple of things. We're talking
Speaker 1: about major upsetting news out of Baltimore early this morning.
Speaker 1: The Franciscott Key Bridge fucking just collapsed, So we'll just
Speaker 1: talk about that briefly, and also check in with Cable
Speaker 1: News because they are having a literal field day. They're
Speaker 1: just Yeah, the Fox News has some theories about this
Speaker 1: bridge collapse, so we'll we'll check in with that, and
Speaker 1: we'll also talk about the fact that we don't understand
Speaker 1: the universe and.
Speaker 4: Never have question work and never will.
Speaker 1: And maybe ever will that Like, according to the Jim
Speaker 1: Web telescope, you might notice the James Web. But we're
Speaker 1: pretty tight at this point.
Speaker 3: You're like headline, all of us on the universe saying
Speaker 3: what do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, the entire astro community all got together and
Speaker 1: said do what when looking through the gym web telescope
Speaker 1: and discovering that it's not it's not telling us what
Speaker 1: we thought it should be. Things are expanding at irregular rates.
Speaker 1: Might be no Big Bang is the basic is the gist?
Speaker 1: The Big Bang might be a thing somebody just made
Speaker 1: up and like, this is not not.
Speaker 4: A television show on CBS.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bunk off, Okay, Young Sheldon, are so mad right now?
Speaker 1: It was Big Sheldon that put this conspiracy out there,
Speaker 1: and that's it was all to for that sitcom. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about the Diddy raids. Maybe maybe we won't. I
Speaker 1: don't know. We'll talk about the Titanic door that Kate
Speaker 1: Winslet floated to safety on me.
Speaker 2: With the premiere expert on Titanic on.
Speaker 1: The pot, do you believe it? This might be the
Speaker 1: only story we talked about, to be honest with everybody,
Speaker 1: But it sold for over seven hundred thousand dollars at
Speaker 1: auction along with other movie Yeah, so it was flex
Speaker 1: all of that plenty more. But first, Caitlin Dorante, we
Speaker 1: do like to ask our guests, what is something from
Speaker 1: your search history?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, obviously I'm looking at Shrek stuff and I
Speaker 4: found out Slash. I think someone told me someone damned
Speaker 4: me on Instagram and told me about something called Shrek's Adventure,
Speaker 4: which is like a I don't think it's quite a
Speaker 4: theme park, but it's like some sort of attraction in London.
Speaker 4: And I will be going to London on said Bechdelcast
Speaker 4: tour and we're doing the Shrek Tannic Tour AKA, we're
Speaker 4: covering Shrek and Titanic on this tour, so I have
Speaker 4: to be going to Shrek's Adventure. And then that sent
Speaker 4: me down a rabbit hole and I discovered that there's
Speaker 4: a whole section of Universal Studios in Singapore called Far
Speaker 4: Far Away, so there's a whole Shrek theme park basically,
Speaker 4: and so I just have to go to all of
Speaker 4: these places. So I was just googling and doing some research,
Speaker 4: looking at the photos, and so that's my recent urch history.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if Shrek is popular in France, is it.
Speaker 3: In any way comparable to the other live experience that
Speaker 3: has been getting a lot of press recently, and that
Speaker 3: the man who put on said it quote unquote ruined
Speaker 3: his life.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were doing around about the plug
Speaker 1: of Caitlin's live show again.
Speaker 3: No, I was talking about that Willy Wonka man. That
Speaker 3: that truly, that truly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fire the firefest of of exact.
Speaker 1: Media, I mean not according to the website, it is
Speaker 1: not similar because these families in the photographs look very
Speaker 1: happy taking a picture next to a man in a
Speaker 1: Shrek rubber mask in front of that's actually Shrek. Oh yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: my bad. Next to Shrek himself in front of Big Bend,
Speaker 1: just looking and waving at somebody in the sky off
Speaker 1: in the distance.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to that and I'm gonna have the
Speaker 4: best time.
Speaker 2: Will you wave to the sky for me when you go?
Speaker 4: Of course?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, sk I feel like mileage may vary based
Speaker 1: on what country you're in, but Shrek is universal and international.
Speaker 4: Literally a property of Universal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: More universal. Did you get right?
Speaker 1: Actually just went to Universal Studios with my kids for
Speaker 1: the first time on Saturday morning?
Speaker 4: Pretty did you go to them? Ride?
Speaker 1: We know? They we just we hit the like it
Speaker 1: was poor and rain out. Highly recommend that go while
Speaker 1: it's poor and because then the lines are very short
Speaker 1: and we hit the Simpsons.
Speaker 2: Right, did you go to water World the show?
Speaker 1: No, we had to like leave right before everybody. I know.
Speaker 1: But the theme, the concept of water World I mentioned.
Speaker 1: I was explaining it because I thought we were gonna
Speaker 1: have time to do it because to my kids, going yeah,
Speaker 1: My six year old like two days later was like,
Speaker 1: what was that movie? What was that world you were
Speaker 1: talking about where everything's like there's no land. I was like, son,
Speaker 1: you're talking about water World, And I can tell you
Speaker 1: are of me and mine kind, because yes, that I
Speaker 1: remember when that ship came out. Man like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was so excited, so bad that the world is water.
Speaker 4: Water World. It is wild that you're bringing this up
Speaker 4: because this is very relevant to my overrated.
Speaker 1: Oh no, let's go right to your overrated.
Speaker 2: I've already promised to kill myself once, not make me go.
Speaker 1: There again, which is you're reaching your You're almost halfway
Speaker 1: to your average for appearances on this daily.
Speaker 4: It is not water World. The it's not even a ride.
Speaker 4: It's a show. It's an experience, and therefore, well actually Okay,
Speaker 4: this is not my overrated, but I do kind of
Speaker 4: think it's overrated because I don't want to watch a show.
Speaker 4: I want to be a part of it. Put me
Speaker 4: on a water World ride, you know, but you will get.
Speaker 2: Splashed, Caitlin, and then you're a part of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I guess my actual overrated is Kevin Costner.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: I hate him so much. I deaply hate that man.
Speaker 4: I don't know how he is as a person. I
Speaker 4: don't know what his politics are in real life, but
Speaker 4: him as an actor, I can't stand him. Sorry, everybody
Speaker 4: who's obsessed with Field of Dreams, I think that movie's overrated.
Speaker 4: Everyone's going to come for me and slaughter me probably,
Speaker 4: But there I said. I think he sucks.
Speaker 2: Okay, say more. I want to hear more.
Speaker 1: I don't think his politics are great, so I think
Speaker 1: you can feel okay about that.
Speaker 3: I think he I mean, he looks like his politics
Speaker 3: are not good. Yeah, we're not like shocked about it.
Speaker 1: He actually, like really tried to be a leftist and
Speaker 1: like his like every time he looked in the marror,
Speaker 1: he's like, no, this doesn't work.
Speaker 2: This is He's like, no one is going to accept
Speaker 2: me everything.
Speaker 1: Like I could just like you could plant me in
Speaker 1: a field and a fucking country club would sprout up
Speaker 1: around me. You know, like I just look like that.
Speaker 1: I look so Republican.
Speaker 3: You can't get around that Republican. No, it's just it's
Speaker 3: it's overwhelming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even.
Speaker 3: Given moderate face, you know what I mean. That's like
Speaker 3: Bruce Willis, That's like, okay, he's a moderate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems pissed off enough about certain things.
Speaker 2: Kem. Cosser is just straight repub pase.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, piece of shit. Kind of knows
Speaker 1: it at some level that like gives him gastro intestinal distress,
Speaker 1: but ultimately his conscious mind is not aware that he's
Speaker 1: a complete piece of shit, and his politics are really
Speaker 1: constructed to prop up some idea that he's not a
Speaker 1: piece of shit.
Speaker 3: Wait, I need to know, though, Caitlin, other than Field
Speaker 3: of Dreams, least favorite Kevin Coster movies.
Speaker 4: I mean, I also don't like the movie water World.
Speaker 4: I think, sure, he's not the experience. It's right, the
Speaker 4: experience is actually better than the movie.
Speaker 1: It really is. When you take when you take a
Speaker 1: like spectacle movie and like spend so much money on
Speaker 1: it and it doesn't work, and then you take the
Speaker 1: main actor out of it and like put a bunch
Speaker 1: of stunt people on a live stage to do it
Speaker 1: in front of you, and like that stands the test
Speaker 1: of time. There might be something with your there might
Speaker 1: be a problem with your casting on that first Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, they're just like what if like the you know,
Speaker 1: Kevin what if water World except no Kevin Costner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what if he wasn't there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I honestly would maybe like it better.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 4: I don't buy him at all as a romantic lead
Speaker 4: in the Bodyguard. I don't like the whole narrative around
Speaker 4: dances with wolves. I've never seen Yellowstone, but I'm sure
Speaker 4: i'd hate it.
Speaker 1: Oh it's his Robin Hood.
Speaker 4: Okay, no, give me Robin Hood, Meden tights anything. I
Speaker 4: don't want this like serious.
Speaker 1: There's something there's something about him that is really convincing
Speaker 1: as an athlete, and like that's why I do like
Speaker 1: him when he's playing an athlete, including in the Robin
Speaker 1: Hood movie, because he's just like a guy who's really
Speaker 1: good at shooting arrows, Like that's all he really is.
Speaker 1: But I think like his charisma is the same as
Speaker 1: a great athlete, which is like not there's not much there,
Speaker 1: Like they've just been never had to like develop a personality.
Speaker 1: So that's why he's so convincing as that is, like
Speaker 1: he just has. It's like if you had an athlete
Speaker 1: act in a movie like that kind of feel like
Speaker 1: you always feel like you're kind of getting an interview
Speaker 1: with a baseball player after a baseball game, and like.
Speaker 2: Just it's like if Travis Kelsey had like an extra
Speaker 2: minute after.
Speaker 1: This, Yeah, if Travis Kelsey was like slightly more boring,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he did this like he presented some award at
Speaker 4: a couple oscars ago. It might even been like the
Speaker 4: twenty twenty three A Screwed anyway, he it was like drivel.
Speaker 4: I don't know what he was saying. He had no charisma.
Speaker 4: He was I think it might have been for Best Picture.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It was something and it was awful,
Speaker 4: and he's not good at talking and I hate his
Speaker 4: whole thing.
Speaker 1: What I think is underrated.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm really scraping at the bottom of a barrel
Speaker 4: here because I've just been on this show so many
Speaker 4: times and I'm running out of things. But I do
Speaker 4: think this is true. I think that Cris Picks cereal
Speaker 4: is very underrated. That's right. X.
Speaker 2: They are the little hexagons.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was gonna say octagon, but there's no way
Speaker 1: they're octagons. They don't have they got to Yeah, they
Speaker 1: have to have six.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Caitlin, what not a fair?
Speaker 4: They're good.
Speaker 1: Counterpoint, very good. Correct.
Speaker 4: You need to spice them up with some you know,
Speaker 4: sugar and milk.
Speaker 1: They're not sugar enough, but they have a very unique consistency,
Speaker 1: very unique milk they do.
Speaker 4: And sometimes I'll just like eat them as a snack
Speaker 4: instead of like eating chips. I just want something dry
Speaker 4: and they're very good in like a party mix. So
Speaker 4: everyone's all about that Checks mix. No way, no how,
Speaker 4: it's about Chris Picks Mixchris Mix.
Speaker 2: Yes, Christmas Chris Picks mix.
Speaker 4: And I always make it at Christmas time.
Speaker 1: So there you go. Mm hm, Caitlin special Chris Picks
Speaker 1: st Chris Picks Chris Mix. Yeah, I agree, uh And
Speaker 1: I really do like it with milk too. They stay
Speaker 1: crispy longer than most cereal.
Speaker 4: It's in the name Chris.
Speaker 1: Round.
Speaker 2: They really deliver on that name.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, but like it's it's how there's like, okay, So
Speaker 3: oat squares also do this thing where like they stay
Speaker 3: crispy on the outside, but they get like just the
Speaker 3: right amount of moshey on the inside. And I feel
Speaker 3: like the number one thing in your cereals you have
Speaker 3: to find out that right like consistency for you when
Speaker 3: it gets milk on it. And I always want there
Speaker 3: to still be some crispies left, So I don't know,
Speaker 3: I might fuck around.
Speaker 2: I'll throw some berries in that bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're versatile.
Speaker 1: Oat squares are a bit heavy, a bit dense for me.
Speaker 2: It can't up too many.
Speaker 1: You could do not overdo it with the oat squares quick.
Speaker 2: Girl, think you can handle two cups.
Speaker 1: They got a nice subtle sweetness. I'm a fan, but yeah,
Speaker 1: don't don't bite off more than you can shoot with that.
Speaker 1: Where's Chris picks? Chris picks also like they turn into
Speaker 1: these little like milk gushers, you know, like the milk
Speaker 1: all over. Yeah, it's really nice. I really like this
Speaker 1: under right, thank you. This is all very gross sounding.
Speaker 1: You get a nice milk gusher in there. But anyways, great,
Speaker 1: overrated and underrated from one of the greats to ever
Speaker 1: do it. Let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and talk about a fucking bridge collapse. For Jakes,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, We'll be right back.
Speaker 5: Fucking seamless, and we're back.
Speaker 1: And as the former guest said, the trademark of the
Speaker 1: show hurdling changes of pace and tone, we're going into
Speaker 1: just a horrible tragedy in Baltimore early this morning. The
Speaker 1: Francis Scott Key Bridge, the one from season two of
Speaker 1: The Wire. I remember them sitting there looking at it.
Speaker 1: I believe from Frank Sabaka. Is fucking beautiful. It's f
Speaker 1: fucking picturesque, is what it is. But anyways, that bridge
Speaker 1: collapsed after it was hit by a container ship, which
Speaker 1: sent several vehicles plunging into the water below. An unknown
Speaker 1: number of workers were also on the bridge repairing concrete
Speaker 1: ducts at the time of the crash. It's truly like
Speaker 1: the video is. I mean, if you turn on CNN
Speaker 1: right now, when you're listening to this on Wednesday, it
Speaker 1: will be playing like they are just playing the shit
Speaker 1: out of this thing. But it is really staggering, just
Speaker 1: the violence and speed with which it collapses. There is
Speaker 1: a detail from the story. Two people were rescued from
Speaker 1: the water after the ship hit a pillar supporting the bridge,
Speaker 1: and like two of the people survived, like we're found
Speaker 1: rescued from the water after the ship hit a pillar.
Speaker 1: So one was in good condition and refused treatment and
Speaker 1: the other was seriously injured and was being treated a
Speaker 1: trauma center. But like the person who was on that
Speaker 1: bridge and landed in the water and was just in
Speaker 1: good condition and refused treatment. Is one of the craziest
Speaker 1: things that I've ever just like incidentally come across.
Speaker 4: In this especially the water has to be so cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know who it had to have been?
Speaker 3: Because I was trying to like play in my head
Speaker 3: like when I read this news, like who couldn't have been.
Speaker 4: Rose from Titanic as well?
Speaker 1: Isn't unbreakable?
Speaker 2: Yes? And yes?
Speaker 3: So yeah, I was thinking my grandfather, because this motherfucker
Speaker 3: hates hospitals, hates doctors, Like, I mean, he's dead now
Speaker 3: I'm talking about him, like he's still here. Well he is,
Speaker 3: but what I'm saying is like, you couldn't have paid
Speaker 3: him if you survived falling off a bridge. He's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I already had something terrible happened to me once today yeah,
Speaker 3: now you're gonna take me to the hospital. That's the
Speaker 3: second terrible thing. No fucking thank you. So I think
Speaker 3: that's it's the only kind of person that we're reading
Speaker 3: streaming at that point, someone that is so anti like
Speaker 3: going to the hospital for whom it's such a that's
Speaker 3: to know for me that they're like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I'll brave hypothermia.
Speaker 2: Let's fucking yeah, let's roll the dice on this.
Speaker 1: You know, refuse treatment really does give like they do
Speaker 1: not want their bodies studied by science vibes to me.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's a horrifying story. Obviously, something that we've
Speaker 1: been noting of late is just whenever there is a
Speaker 1: piece of news that is getting a lot of people's attention,
Speaker 1: it immediately just starts being flooded with conspiracy theories. And
Speaker 1: it's not just the Internet at this point. Obviously, we
Speaker 1: talked about Kate Middleton, like the Shoheo Tani thing, the
Speaker 1: best baseball player in the world. His translator was fired
Speaker 1: for gambling. It's like, you know, I can see where
Speaker 1: there would be some suspicion, but people immediately were like, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: this person has a massive like gambling problem and like
Speaker 1: it's over for them, and like in the case of
Speaker 1: this bridge collapse. On Fox News, first of all, Maria
Speaker 1: Barbaromo was asking the important questions, like will this disaster
Speaker 1: that people are still being rescued from, mak inflation worse?
Speaker 1: She raised that question and then asked if it was
Speaker 1: somehow caused by migrants and Biden Biden's wide open border,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: On okay, Jack, is that now what you thought?
Speaker 1: Right? Okay, that wasn't your first thought.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, way, don't lie about it. Well, no bridge collapsing,
Speaker 2: that is migrants.
Speaker 1: That's migrants. Okay, obviously they need a bridge to get here.
Speaker 1: And yeah, Matt Schlapp did the other thing. Those obviously
Speaker 1: all on our mind and blamed COVID lockdowns for Yeah,
Speaker 1: that just makes sense.
Speaker 3: First things, the virus attacks the lip tard. Second thing
Speaker 3: it attacks is the pillars of a bridge.
Speaker 1: Thank you, prove me wrong, science, But there is like
Speaker 1: you see the lights on the boat go out and
Speaker 1: people and apparently there was a it issued a may
Speaker 1: day just before the collision, and that allowed bridge operators
Speaker 1: to halt traffic and potentially save lives. But people online
Speaker 1: are like and that's proof that it was a cyber attack,
Speaker 1: probably from China. So we don't know, but people are
Speaker 1: wildly speculating, as we are wont to do these days
Speaker 1: because bad bad universe. Hey, speaking of bad universe. We
Speaker 1: don't understand the universe and never have speak for.
Speaker 4: Yourself, Jack, Yeah, we understand it perfectly, Okaylyn.
Speaker 3: And I were just like taking notes because we were like,
Speaker 3: this is too easy before.
Speaker 1: Too too easy. So there are a handful of things
Speaker 1: that I thought I knew about theoretical astrophysics, like so
Speaker 1: you got your gravity right, got your light, got your speed?
Speaker 1: Theory of relativity I don't totally have a grasp on,
Speaker 1: but like I know that like maybe time and space
Speaker 1: and speed like affect one another. And then the universe to.
Speaker 4: Watch back to the future a few more times in Interstellar
Speaker 4: a couple of times and then you'll get it.
Speaker 1: The important speed barrier is not the speed of light.
Speaker 1: It is eighty eight miles per hour, and that is
Speaker 1: the point at which you can start warping speed third time.
Speaker 1: But the one that I thought I knew was like
Speaker 1: kind of a basic one doesn't really make sense to me,
Speaker 1: never has. But the universe is expanding, right, we knew
Speaker 1: that because it started by a big bang. Right, those
Speaker 1: are like two of the core ones that I feel
Speaker 1: like I had trusted them on. Well it turns out
Speaker 1: they fucking lied to us. You guys, No, they're just
Speaker 1: like they So they had this theory everything was kind
Speaker 1: of expanding at a constant rate, and then they would
Speaker 1: look in the Hubble telescope and they would be like, accept,
Speaker 1: it doesn't like when we point it there, it's not
Speaker 1: going the same speed as when we pointed over there.
Speaker 1: And they were like, well, that's probably wrong. We're just
Speaker 1: like not pointing it correctly.
Speaker 3: But now this that's why I could never be inside
Speaker 3: scientist because the media I would be like, I'm not
Speaker 3: doing it right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I'm not wrong. But that's like they've had
Speaker 1: evidence for years that like they weren't. But they were like, no,
Speaker 1: we just fucked something up because it's such a sort
Speaker 1: of load bearing assumption. Like they the whole thing was
Speaker 1: like big bang leads to expanding universe. But for their
Speaker 1: previous model to be true, it seems like they needed
Speaker 1: everything spanning at the same rate and they got so
Speaker 1: now they got the super duper high def kind of
Speaker 1: James web telescope picture of deep space, and they that
Speaker 1: also said, hey, not expanding at the same rate. They
Speaker 1: were like, we're gonna keep keep assuming it is. Finally
Speaker 1: they checked James Web against Hubble, like locked the data together,
Speaker 1: and it seems like all doubt has been taken out.
Speaker 1: It is no longer you can no longer say that
Speaker 1: the universe is expanding at a constant rate, but it is.
Speaker 4: Still expanding at an inconsistent rate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's expanding at an inconsistent rate. No me, So
Speaker 1: this is the thing. It's this paper was published by
Speaker 1: the same assholes who did the dark energy thing. Have
Speaker 1: you heard about the dark love but you.
Speaker 3: Have an agenda and people you hate and you're like,
Speaker 3: it's these motherfucking out again.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Energy.
Speaker 1: Dark energy is like the mysterious force behind the universe's
Speaker 1: accelerating expansion. Like they're like, well no, no, So basically
Speaker 1: they like did the math and they were like, none
Speaker 1: of this makes sense unless we create this invisible force
Speaker 1: that we haven't really found yet. We'll call it dark energy,
Speaker 1: and they want a Nobel prize for that. Basically, they
Speaker 1: are like geniuses of making me recognize that I know
Speaker 1: nothing and you know, I thank them. I'm extremely good
Speaker 1: at knowing nothing, so they're really like kind of hitting
Speaker 1: my sweet spot. But yeah, so now their paper states,
Speaker 1: with measurement errors negated, what remains is the real and
Speaker 1: exciting possibility that we have misunderstood the universe.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker. That's the possibility and reality I'm living every day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: give me something to cling to. Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1: Also?
Speaker 3: Okay, to expose my own lack of knowledge. How does
Speaker 3: this in any way relate or not relate to string theory?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, cool, I don't want to thank you. Okay, No,
Speaker 2: we're all stupid. Great, I love that for us.
Speaker 4: But I can't even like, no matter what rate the
Speaker 4: universe is expanding or not, and however it's consistent or not,
Speaker 4: I can't even wrap my head around that because what
Speaker 4: is it expanding into?
Speaker 1: Like exactly more universe?
Speaker 4: But what I know? I know it doesn't like there
Speaker 4: was nothing and then the universe expanded into it. Like
Speaker 4: I don't get that.
Speaker 1: I'm noting it, but are constantly like my kids turn.
Speaker 3: A beautiful dummy, I not meant to understand. I smell flowers,
Speaker 3: ipet dog.
Speaker 1: I rate I make dumb podcasts, We're good, I know.
Speaker 4: The other thing I cannot really wrap my head around
Speaker 4: is like, so, because we are here on Earth unless
Speaker 4: you've got listeners in Mars, Like.
Speaker 1: Am I right?
Speaker 4: These these migrants from Mars collapsing our bridge grins? So
Speaker 4: we you know, live on this We're all pulled down
Speaker 4: by Earth's gravity, and so like I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 4: have to go somewhere it's forward or backward or to
Speaker 4: my side. But what I never quite can comprehend is
Speaker 4: that like in the universe, like exactly above me, like
Speaker 4: however many light years there's like other solar systems, and
Speaker 4: then exactly below us is other So like it's just
Speaker 4: happening in all directions.
Speaker 2: I don't now, not to make me feel bad, but
Speaker 2: I totally get it.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, no.
Speaker 2: Fucking way do I get it.
Speaker 3: The more we talk about how big the universes, they're
Speaker 3: like more I want to hyperventilate.
Speaker 4: It hurts my feelings, it really does.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had this feeling?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like you're okay, You're at the beach and
Speaker 3: you're like looking down into sand and you're like going
Speaker 3: really in it, and you're seeing how fucking much of
Speaker 3: the sand is made up of how many different things,
Speaker 3: and you're seeing all of the different little grains for
Speaker 3: what they are, and then you start realizing how much
Speaker 3: sand there is, not just the beach that you're at,
Speaker 3: but in general, And do you just start feeling sick
Speaker 3: because that happens to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's overwhelming.
Speaker 2: It's too much.
Speaker 3: It's like that too beautiful and I'm only looking at
Speaker 3: a little bit of sand and I'm like I cannot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I have an existential crisis anytime I really
Speaker 4: think of about anything. It's like the end of Men
Speaker 4: in Black, when like it pulls out and it pulls
Speaker 4: out and it pulls out and you're like, oh wow,
Speaker 4: it's the Earth and then we're like pulling out even further.
Speaker 4: And then it turns out the Earth is just one
Speaker 4: of many, or like even the galaxy is one of
Speaker 4: many marbles that these huge aliens are playing with, and
Speaker 4: I'm like that is probably what.
Speaker 1: It is, right.
Speaker 3: I'm like literally getting hot, like you can see me
Speaker 3: getting pink, because like this is too much and like.
Speaker 4: Our little human brains simply cannot comprehend it.
Speaker 1: I had that thought when I was younger, Like, what
Speaker 1: if we're just like a little bit little like tiny thing,
Speaker 1: you know, Like because when you get down to the
Speaker 1: quantum level, it's like so chaotic and like you can't look,
Speaker 1: you can't really tell what's going on down there. So
Speaker 1: what if we're just like down at the quantum level
Speaker 1: of something much bigger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we all deeply do feel inside us
Speaker 3: that we are, Yeah, because we what's so unsettling about
Speaker 3: like acquiring enough knowledge or brain to actually comprehend even
Speaker 3: a little bit of that reality. That's when you're like,
Speaker 3: oh now I'm fully like fucked because like this is
Speaker 3: too much to comprehend. But I do want to say,
Speaker 3: like the sad thing always not always, but a lot
Speaker 3: of the time freaked me out to the point where
Speaker 3: I'd be like, Okay, this is too much in a
Speaker 3: bad way. But like I remember the first time I
Speaker 3: actually saw shooting stars when I was in Maine, and
Speaker 3: it was during like a meteor shower and I was
Speaker 3: like on the dock on my back, like looking up.
Speaker 3: There was no you know, light noise, you just could
Speaker 3: really see it. And for like my whole life before that,
Speaker 3: I had pretended to have seen shooting stars.
Speaker 1: You know, nobody.
Speaker 2: I would always be like, oh did you see that.
Speaker 2: I'd be like I did.
Speaker 3: She's like totally did not. It's like those like what
Speaker 3: you stare at the painting and you see a thing.
Speaker 3: I was like, totally didn't. Like you guy, yes, I
Speaker 3: will lie about it. I'm like brain freeze felt it
Speaker 3: totally turns out genetically some people can't feel it. I
Speaker 3: can't feel brain.
Speaker 4: Freeze really like when you eat ice cream, you.
Speaker 3: Cannot you cannot feel like wow, I'm like my mouth
Speaker 3: is cold.
Speaker 2: Is that what you guys mean?
Speaker 3: We're like, no, that's not at all what it is,
Speaker 3: and I cannot conceive of it.
Speaker 4: I get brain freeze all the time.
Speaker 3: I know, and I have been faking it this whole time.
Speaker 1: I know what it feels like. Option.
Speaker 2: It's an option. It's an option.
Speaker 3: So that's how I felt when like I was seeing
Speaker 3: shooting stars, or like when I thought I was seeing
Speaker 3: shooting stars, like yeah, we all see them, and then
Speaker 3: the one time or I actually saw.
Speaker 2: Them during that meteor shower.
Speaker 3: It was actually like one of the most like so
Speaker 3: shaking experiences in my life in like a good way
Speaker 3: where if I could slay there and for like just
Speaker 3: a limited amount of time have a window and see
Speaker 3: so many things.
Speaker 2: Then like that means that it's possible to have a
Speaker 2: window and see so many things all the time. And
Speaker 2: that made me feel like so glad to be alive.
Speaker 3: It is kind of the opposite of the sand feeling,
Speaker 3: even though it's still you are tiny and the world
Speaker 3: is big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a little bit how I felt when I
Speaker 1: looked at that first James Webb picture of the universe
Speaker 1: where they were like each one of those galaxy, Oh
Speaker 1: you thought it was a star galaxy? Motherfucker. That is
Speaker 1: we are like one of a trillion in our galaxy.
Speaker 1: Each one of those is a galaxy.
Speaker 4: So it really boggles the mind. Also, how do we
Speaker 4: even have like telescopic photographic technology to be able that.
Speaker 4: I also don't understand that millions.
Speaker 1: And millionlog genius is like building on there that it
Speaker 1: is like cool, Like it's like the stuff that we
Speaker 1: can do with science like is pretty impressive, and we
Speaker 1: tend to right out like the wonder at like that's
Speaker 1: amazing that they built that that like just all these
Speaker 1: geniuses like working together without like they're they're not James
Speaker 1: web you know, but they're like still putting in all
Speaker 1: the work to put this thing out there so we
Speaker 1: can get this picture, so that we can realize we
Speaker 1: don't know shit, which is pretty wild, but it's so crazy.
Speaker 2: I appreciate them most beautiful way.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, now, I because children do ask these
Speaker 1: questions like they my kids are constantly like, so what
Speaker 1: is after the universe? Like what? Go like, you're yeah,
Speaker 1: so the last star and then what And I'm just
Speaker 1: like I don't fucking know. But at least I had
Speaker 1: when they were like what started the universe? I could
Speaker 1: be like, big bang, uh, yeah, I know that one,
Speaker 1: you know, like and now I don't even we don't
Speaker 1: even know that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got nothing.
Speaker 1: I got nothing for It's always when they're taking a shit,
Speaker 1: I think like there's something with the bage old nerve,
Speaker 1: Like there's a you know, the digestive nerve system that
Speaker 1: is like that. It's like relaxation and digestion and like
Speaker 1: all those things are tied together. And it's like the
Speaker 1: second my kids sit down on the toilet, they become
Speaker 1: like the biggest stoners in the world. They're just like,
Speaker 1: what is it all mean? Though, I'm just like what
Speaker 1: to think about it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Have you ever Dad,
Speaker 1: have you ever looked at the sand on the beach
Speaker 1: and been like.
Speaker 2: You're like, no, I'm gonna send you over to Antie
Speaker 2: Sophia's house.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 3: It's been fucking her life up over this for a
Speaker 3: long time.
Speaker 1: You talk to her, Yeah, exactly. Actually, the thing they
Speaker 1: say about the beach is that it's all parrot shit.
Speaker 1: Parrot parrot fish shit, parrot fish shit. That's what sand is.
Speaker 1: The thing that breaks up sand is like parrot fish
Speaker 1: eating rocks and shitting out. I mean it's not the
Speaker 1: only thing, but it is often like white sand is parrotfish.
Speaker 3: It seems like exactly what a Jack's kid would say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it does sound like something that was
Speaker 1: made up by a six year old, but no, it just.
Speaker 3: Sounds like Jack O'Brien's kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, surprise, these are just strangers.
Speaker 4: I don't know if parrotfish were a thing, but now
Speaker 4: that I'm looking at one, I'm like, oh, they have
Speaker 4: a little beak.
Speaker 1: They have a little beak, and they kind of have
Speaker 1: little human teeth. I saw one in an aquarium and
Speaker 1: I was like, you are a fucking nightmare. My god,
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 2: Fish have teeth in a way that should not be okay.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not okay with it.
Speaker 3: Like, if you require a night guard, you can't be
Speaker 3: a fish.
Speaker 1: If they do wear nightguards.
Speaker 2: That's fucked up. I have a nightguard. No, Like, we can't.
Speaker 3: I can't be looking on my teeth pattern in your
Speaker 3: face if you're a fish like that, it's not okay.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we gotta cut this short. I've got to take
Speaker 1: my parrot fish to the orthodontist. It's because brace is tightened.
Speaker 1: His teeth are all jacked up. Yeah, but anyways, the
Speaker 1: report concludes sleep tight motherfuckers at the end. It doesn't,
Speaker 1: but it might as well. So that's that's that. I
Speaker 1: take it as like cool, more mystery in the universe.
Speaker 1: So let's me so tiny. That's that's what I take away.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Let's take a let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back and all right, it's
Speaker 1: that time to uh get a Titanic story in while
Speaker 1: we have Caitlyn Durante, Okay, Lauren d Titanic.
Speaker 3: Yes, I so badly want this dong to swell up
Speaker 3: behind this segment.
Speaker 1: But this was beautiful. Thanks. All right, there it is
Speaker 1: the dancing by the way listeners, really good stuff from
Speaker 1: Auntie Sophia. All right. The big cellar at Heritage Auction's
Speaker 1: recent Treasures from Planet Hollywood event was the door that
Speaker 1: saved the life of Kate Winslet, Kate Winslet's character Rose
Speaker 1: in Titanic. And you know that wasn't heavy enough to
Speaker 1: hold Jack Dawson out of the freezing water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't even get on this. It's not about size.
Speaker 4: It's not about there wasn't there was enough space, yes,
Speaker 4: but it's about boo and c it was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't buoyant enough, yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: And so I'm tired of everyone screaming about it.
Speaker 3: And it would have frozen because they would have been
Speaker 3: submerged in the cold water.
Speaker 2: Regards that they would wait is so much for that
Speaker 2: she bade.
Speaker 1: Anyways, she barely made it out like as it is.
Speaker 1: You think with his cold ass like up there with
Speaker 1: her that it would have been fine. M M.
Speaker 3: I think they would have been happy if she just
Speaker 3: like ended up like eating his like body on that door.
Speaker 3: As it got later, I'm like, just let him die.
Speaker 1: Chewing on his ass, his marbled ass also.
Speaker 4: Like and then she would have got brain freeze.
Speaker 1: Come on, Jack, you were a bit of fun, okay,
Speaker 1: you she wasn't going to leave her life behind for you.
Speaker 1: Come on, Jack, would you think this way? What if
Speaker 1: she had just turned like cold as Kevin Spacey and
Speaker 1: was just like what do you think? This is Jack?
Speaker 1: Obviously this is you. You can't get on this with me.
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: What do you reference.
Speaker 1: If she had just like been like but Kevin Spacey
Speaker 1: and what? Yeah, I don't know, just like I feel
Speaker 1: like sometimes he'll like give like an ice. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of the Iceman Cometh the.
Speaker 2: Like just the iciest thing is the Iceman.
Speaker 1: Old the coldest hearted? I don't know. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey is not a cool reference anymore.
Speaker 2: Foreigner song? Is that right now?
Speaker 4: You think mister Freeze or whatever from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking I just mean like cold hearted and
Speaker 1: calculating and just being like, yes, agent Kuyan, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He never says that, and fucking usual suspects.
Speaker 1: It's a long day, but all right.
Speaker 2: The coldest thing he does in that movie is just
Speaker 2: walk away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he doesn't so cold.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking called ice in his.
Speaker 1: Veins, all right, So it sold for seven hundred and
Speaker 1: eighteen thousand, seven hundred and fifty dollars more than Indiana
Speaker 1: Jones's whip Jack Nicholson's Axe from the Shining. But I
Speaker 1: don't know. Some of these price tags are making me wonder,
Speaker 1: like if any of you remember like when the NFTs
Speaker 1: first came out and they were like, this art just
Speaker 1: sold for like this art full of JPEGs just sold
Speaker 1: for three million dollars, and then I feel like.
Speaker 6: A lot of ape is eighty five dollars, Like Bill
Speaker 6: Murray's red Rose bowling ball from Kingpins sold for three
Speaker 6: hundred and fifty thousand dollars and the Axe from the
Speaker 6: Shining only sold for one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That feels feels like things are off there. Well.
Speaker 4: Also, okay, the door, First of all, where do you
Speaker 4: put that? How do you display it? It's huge and
Speaker 4: if someone comes over, they're like, what's this random hunk
Speaker 4: of wood in your house? I don't think a lot
Speaker 4: of people would recognize it for what it is.
Speaker 1: No, it's not iconic, like it's just a shape. Its
Speaker 1: visual water. Yeah, yeah, it's super iconic in terms of
Speaker 1: like the plot, like architecture. It's very important, but it's
Speaker 1: not a thing that I could pick out of a lineup.
Speaker 2: You want to be able to explain it to other
Speaker 2: people for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3: You're buying a conversation that would never happen otherwise, say.
Speaker 2: Chap, what is that?
Speaker 1: What's that? Or that?
Speaker 2: For the rest of your life, and that's what you want.
Speaker 1: I guess, Hey, Chap, oh, what's that random piece of
Speaker 1: shit leaning up against your wall?
Speaker 4: There is that firewood that you need to chop up
Speaker 4: because that's what it looks like. Whoever bought it needs
Speaker 4: a swimming pool or some kind of pool, and then
Speaker 4: it should just float in the pool. And then they
Speaker 4: should just get like dummies of the Titanic characters and
Speaker 4: position them. That's what I would do if I bought it,
Speaker 4: and I did buy it, because I'm the person who
Speaker 4: you are seven hundred nineteen just.
Speaker 1: Under a alias of Lauren d. Titan.
Speaker 2: But honestly, that fool idea is kind of the best
Speaker 2: idea I've ever heard, Like buying a piece of memorabilia
Speaker 2: and like letting it serve if you will like that
Speaker 2: door will be serving kunt in that Pool's be honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just how you're floating trying to get reactions,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also you could have people be like, okay,
Speaker 1: can you get two people on here?
Speaker 4: You know, Well, do you remember a few years ago
Speaker 4: James Cameron did he like hired scientists, the same ones
Speaker 4: who just told us probably that the world doesn't make sense,
Speaker 4: so we know we won't understand the universe. Ever. He
Speaker 4: hired like professional energy darkness, the dark energy. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: he hired people to conduct to like recreate that because
Speaker 4: he was so sick of people being like Roe should
Speaker 4: have scooched over and there was room on the door,
Speaker 4: and she was so selfish, blah blah blah. He's like, no,
Speaker 4: that is not true. So we hired people and proved
Speaker 4: that the BOO and C was not there. Yeah, So
Speaker 4: that was like a newsworthy story a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I also couldn't believe it because I'm like, if I
Speaker 3: had James Cameron like fuck off money. Mm hmmm, I'm
Speaker 3: out here in the streets hiring a scientist to prove
Speaker 3: something from a door in a movie I made, like
Speaker 3: twenty plus years ago. Yeah, that's what made me be like,
Speaker 3: he doesn't have a family or friends that love him, Like,
Speaker 3: why would you? Yeah, I you were having a good life.
Speaker 2: He would just think that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and just move on. But he's no, I have
Speaker 4: to prove it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least he would have made an effort to
Speaker 1: like get it. But then maybe it's not heroic if
Speaker 1: he tries. If like he keeps clambering up onto the
Speaker 1: door and it's like she's like, no, no, you're you're
Speaker 1: fucking thinking it, like you keep you know, so they
Speaker 1: just accept it. Yeah, he just resigned to his fate.
Speaker 1: You could also so apparently it's part of a door frame,
Speaker 1: which again goes to indicate that everybody thinks it's a
Speaker 1: door and it's part of a doorframe should suggest that
Speaker 1: like nobody knows what the fuck this thing looks like
Speaker 1: at all and might not be worth you're seven hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, But I guess you could use it as
Speaker 1: part of a doorframe, like that would be and just
Speaker 1: be like that doorframe you just walk through. Look at
Speaker 1: you so dumb, you don't even know you're part of
Speaker 1: a letter. Yeah, you've just walked through the doorframe that
Speaker 1: saved Rose's life, my dear.
Speaker 4: Right, it's not even a perfect rectangle. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 4: like it's like a chunk of.
Speaker 1: A wall chunk. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 4: Shaped more like a crisp picks than exactly than a rectangle.
Speaker 2: And it's no milk gusher, am I right?
Speaker 1: No milk gusher, not giving me any milk gushing. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. Yeah, there is a story about a
Speaker 1: guy who I think it was like a Texas oil
Speaker 1: billionaire who bought the window that Lee Harvey Oswald shot
Speaker 1: Kennedy through and like put it up in his house,
Speaker 1: like just had it installed in his house. Let's show
Speaker 1: them what happens to democrats when they come to cases, but.
Speaker 2: Let's show them what happens to people that love theater.
Speaker 1: Right. But so that's where I got the idea for
Speaker 1: the putting the door using the doorframe as a door frame,
Speaker 1: you know, and that genius anyways, Yeah, yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, congratulations Caitlyn.
Speaker 1: Anyway, congratulations to Laurence d t.
Speaker 2: Enjoy that door chunk, door chunk.
Speaker 4: I really will thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I have good plans. Thank you so much for joining
Speaker 1: us on the Daily zye Geist as always, Caitlin.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you and follow you on all
Speaker 1: that good stuff?
Speaker 4: You can follow me on mostly on Instagram these days
Speaker 4: at Caitlin Deronte and kind of barely there. And my
Speaker 4: shows again are on my website. I'm doing stand up
Speaker 4: in various European cities. And then there's also the Bechdel
Speaker 4: Cast Shrek Tannic Tour. We are doing shows on either
Speaker 4: Shrek or Titanic in cities such as London, Oxford, Manchester, Edinburgh, Dublin.
Speaker 4: And all of that information is either on the Bechdel
Speaker 4: Cast link tree or my website. So check out all
Speaker 4: of that stuff.
Speaker 2: Kaitlyndurante dot com slash shows.
Speaker 4: That's right and link tree slash Bechtel Cast bang.
Speaker 1: And is there a work of media or a tweet
Speaker 1: that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 4: I just saw the movie Problemista, starring written and directed
Speaker 4: by Julio Torres, and I really liked it, so I
Speaker 4: would recommend people watch it if they can.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I highly recommend.
Speaker 4: Is it film theaters if it's at the AMC Glendale,
Speaker 4: freaking Americana.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Goo Google Glendale. Amazing Sophia. Where can people find
Speaker 1: you as their work media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: People can find me as always at the Sophia Sofya
Speaker 3: on Twitter and Instagram. I'm not posting very much either,
Speaker 3: but you know I will be. I don't know that
Speaker 3: sounded vaguely threatening for no reason, and a work of
Speaker 3: media I have been enjoying lately. This is by Matt Margolis.
Speaker 3: It's Matt's Law. You'll hear from my lawyer, boring overplayed,
Speaker 3: probably tax attorney.
Speaker 2: Trish is going to be fucking livid, intimidating. Who is Trish?
Speaker 2: What have we done?
Speaker 1: That's right, Trish is gonna hear about this.
Speaker 2: Just just wait.
Speaker 1: Let's see mcdad's stuff. Tweeted. Please stop telling me to
Speaker 1: lift with my legs. My legs are also not strong
Speaker 1: and leak siggles. Keep tweeted. Imagine if you will, a
Speaker 1: town where the boys are back. It's just one of
Speaker 1: the great first sentences of a novel. You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Obrian. You can find
Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Daily Zeichgeist. We're at the Daily
Speaker 1: Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook vanpage, and a
Speaker 1: website Daily zeikeist dot com, where we post our episodes
Speaker 1: and our footnotes where we link off to the information
Speaker 1: that we talked about, as well as a song that
Speaker 1: we think you might enjoy. Uh, super producer Justin Connor,
Speaker 1: is there a song that you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna keep the Parisian vibes going with this
Speaker 7: track called Jane, which means I don't drink much. And
Speaker 7: this is a very danceably jazzy track that's got a
Speaker 7: good cleaning your house type of energy. As Miles likes
Speaker 7: to say, I don't know anything about the musicians, but
Speaker 7: they created this nice groove and they just stay in
Speaker 7: the pocket with some flourishes here and there. But yeah,
Speaker 7: this is Jane by leyatupa Duzer.
Speaker 1: And you can find that in the footnote footnotes.
Speaker 4: I know you were fluent in French, just barely.
Speaker 1: This episode is going to get flagged for being French.
Speaker 1: We're going to put it in the French language section
Speaker 1: the Daily we Baltso. The Daily Zea is the production
Speaker 1: of by Heart Radio. For more podcasts from my Heart
Speaker 1: Radio is the heart radio app, Apple podcast or wherever
Speaker 1: you listen to your favorite shows. That is going to
Speaker 1: do it for us this morning, back this afternoon to
Speaker 1: tell you what is trending and we will talk to
Speaker 1: you out then. Bye bye,