1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,279 Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad. 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 2: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 1: They thought they could get away. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 3: With it, but now they're about to get busted. Birds 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 3: do it, Bees do it? Even educated fleas do it. 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 4: What do they do? 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: Brooke? 8 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 2: Uh make a whoopie? Isn't that the old song they 9 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 2: fall in love? 10 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 4: Oh? 11 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 2: Remember I thought they were doing it? 12 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: Well? 13 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, the real question is do you really want to 14 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 3: be taking romantic advice from a bunch of insects and parasites, 15 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 3: because that's how you end up on this segment Busted, 16 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,240 Speaker 3: where listeners did exactly what the birds and the bees 17 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,279 Speaker 3: taught them till they caught their significant others doing it 18 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 3: to somebody else. 19 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 2: Just classic flea behavior. 20 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 3: And you've got a few people on the line ready 21 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 3: to share their stories, starting with Michelle. Michelle, tell us 22 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 3: how you busted your significant other. 23 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 5: Hey, so we were remodeling the house and my boyfriend 24 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 5: was repainting the walls while we were doing it. We 25 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,839 Speaker 5: were actually staying at his parents for a few weeks 26 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 5: at the time. 27 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 4: Okay, nice, I mean that's a huge project. 28 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 2: You guys are in a serious relationship. 29 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, And one day I go and I stopped 30 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:22,479 Speaker 5: to check out the progress of the remodel and one 31 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 5: of the rooms had to sign put up wet paint, 32 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 5: do not enter, right, But I just wanted to see it. 33 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 5: It's my house. I wanted to see it. 34 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you want to see a little preview. 35 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, when a road sign is like don't enter, and 36 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 3: I'm just let I want to check it out. 37 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 4: I actually agree with you. 38 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 2: Let's be honest. 39 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 5: So I go and I just peeked inside, let's see it. 40 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 5: And I just noticed in the corner on the wall, 41 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 5: I'm like, what what is that? What is that a 42 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 5: butt print? 43 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 2: A butt print? 44 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't understand. 45 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 5: Was the the butt in paint? 46 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 2: And then put up there? 47 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 5: It was it a dirty butt and so it was 48 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 5: like a paint imprint of two cheeks. Yeah, And so 49 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 5: I yelled at him, you know, come upstairs and come 50 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 5: look at this, and I just like kind of compared 51 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 5: his height and the backside of the print. 52 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 3: Oh no, Like when he walked in the room, it 53 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 3: almost like he incriminated himself. 54 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: Was it like basically did he confess? 55 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 5: Yeah? It was a kinder chick and they had. 56 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 3: Open like yeah, I mean she bumped up against the 57 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 3: wet paint and then left another print or was it 58 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 3: on purpose? 59 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 2: I mean, she wants you to send the video for 60 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 2: so she can see how this works. Was it an 61 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,239 Speaker 2: artistic cook up? Yeah, that's terrible. 62 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 3: That's a weird way to go about sneaking around on 63 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 3: your significant other. Let's go to Charles though, tell us 64 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,679 Speaker 3: how you busted your significant other. 65 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,519 Speaker 4: Yeah, so my apartment complex has a special room where 66 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 4: you can reserved for events. 67 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, yeah, we've done that at Jose's apartment. 68 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: Car. 69 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 2: I don't want to brag, but I got one of 70 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 2: them too. It's really cool. Yeah. 71 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 4: Well, I tried to reserve it for my girlfriend's birthday 72 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 4: and I was going to throw her a surprise party, 73 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 4: but our front desk manager said it was already booked 74 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:23,920 Speaker 4: for that night. Yeah. So when the day came, I 75 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 4: decided to just walk by the room because I was 76 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 4: curious who was using it. And that's when I saw 77 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 4: my girlfriend there with the front desk manager. 78 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 2: Why what were they do were they? 79 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 4: Oh he had set up a romantic birthday with a 80 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 4: chef and flowers and the whole thing, and oh. 81 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 2: My god, he's a better planner than you are. 82 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 4: So the thing is he actually set it up really nice, 83 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 4: and I didn't want to ruin the party, so I 84 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 4: just broke up with her when she came back upstairs. 85 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 2: Oh you let her finish the date the other guy. 86 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 2: What a gentleman. 87 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. 88 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 2: I hope she had a good birthday. 89 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 3: Oh God, let's hear one more from Kirsten. Tell us 90 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 3: how you busted your significant other? 91 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 1: H Yeah, so my mother in law used to live 92 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: really close and she'd show up all the time to 93 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: our place unannounced. 94 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 5: So you were happy when you busted your significant other 95 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 5: because you want it out of this relationship. Yeah, it 96 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,839 Speaker 5: was awful. I was always on edge. 97 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: So one day I'm not home, I'm grocery shopping and 98 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: I get a call from her. 99 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 5: I ignore it because I'm not in the mood. 100 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,719 Speaker 1: She keeps her on the phone forever. But after the 101 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,359 Speaker 1: third call, I'm like okay, I answer and she says 102 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: she's out front and wants me to stop making pleasure 103 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,160 Speaker 1: noises with her son. 104 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 2: Oh cringey. Oh Yeah, why would she want that? 105 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 3: What type of mom doesn't want her son to be 106 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 3: enjoying That's a rude mother. 107 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,719 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is so awkward. 108 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,679 Speaker 5: Yeah, I just felt like I was going to faint 109 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 5: because but I also was confused. I was like, well, 110 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 5: maybe benefit of doubt. But then she yell, I know 111 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 5: you're in there. 112 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: I just saw your long black hair through the window. 113 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 5: A creeper. 114 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:19,119 Speaker 2: I haven't on camera, I'm watching you. Oh God. 115 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 1: Turns out my husband was hooking up with the neighbor 116 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: every time I ran eron. So I leave the grocery store, 117 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: run home, and there's the three of them arguing in 118 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: my kitchen because I am. 119 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 2: So glad he got busted by his mom because he 120 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 2: did anything wrong, unless you drew both of them, No. 121 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,039 Speaker 3: Don't actually, yeah, don't get that sort of it on 122 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 3: this segment. Make sure you hit up our textboard though 123 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 3: at seven eighty five nins too. 124 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 2: If you have a funny. 125 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 3: Story about how you caught your ex cheating, you could 126 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 3: be on the next edition of Busted, Got Your Phone Tap? 127 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 5: Coming up next Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.