WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Ice Bags & Pink Slips

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<v Speaker 1>Kubbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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<v Speaker 1>In the air everywhere you have stumbled on. Well that's

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<v Speaker 1>not true. Nobody stumbles onto a podcast. You have discovered

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<v Speaker 1>and downloaded and are now listening to The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 1>with Ben Mahler and Danny G. Available wherever you get

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast. The Great Danny G Radio hanging out with

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<v Speaker 1>me all weekend long and you as we schmooze around here,

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<v Speaker 1>and we thank you for subscribing and listening. I understand

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<v Speaker 1>the Omar Viscull interview from last week did pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>People seem to enjoy hearing from the old Cleveland Indian

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<v Speaker 1>short stuff from back in the day. As we continue

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<v Speaker 1>our mission to get as a big and eclectic group

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<v Speaker 1>of random baseball players, we've had as I mentioned, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was last Saturday we had Tommy John, not

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<v Speaker 1>the Operation, the human being, Lenny Dykstra. We've now had

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<v Speaker 1>Omarvis Scale, just different generations of I think we've covered this.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy John played in the sixties and the seventies, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Lenny Dykstra into the eighties and the nineties, and

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<v Speaker 1>then Omarvis scale from the nineties through the first decade

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<v Speaker 1>of the two thousands. The oats.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I loved about hearing him too, was

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<v Speaker 4>he on a like a headset microphone booming through the.

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<v Speaker 1>Speakers, loud and proud.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's great.

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<v Speaker 1>And you always worry about that, right because you're like, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing we have is audio. We don't have

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<v Speaker 1>picktures here. We got to get good audio right as

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know. And we've had people on that you've

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<v Speaker 1>had to crank up and edit and their voice up

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<v Speaker 1>so you can actually hear them.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice job, omar Man made my post production job a

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<v Speaker 4>little easier.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So I hope believe we'll have some other random

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<v Speaker 1>baseball players on down the line. But on this podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got Irving Berlin. Bags of ice. There she blows

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<v Speaker 1>backscratcher and if we have time, we'll do pop gos

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<v Speaker 1>to the culture. If not, that will be bumped till tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of content, all right. So this being Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>The Life of Malor and Danny g and I am

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<v Speaker 1>still in the injury tent. Danny, I have an update.

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about this on the podcast recently that I

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<v Speaker 1>stabbed myself with a katana, which is a Samurai sword,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am still covering from said stab wound. And

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<v Speaker 1>so I had a mellow weekend. The highlight I got

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<v Speaker 1>to the beach and all that, but I couldn't do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I could go in the water, I could up my

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<v Speaker 1>feet in the water because I can't get sand on

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. So it was pin of the ass. But

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<v Speaker 1>I did have a power lunch. Now, I don't do

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<v Speaker 1>power lunches, Danny. I do it late night shows, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and when you do the overnight show, you don't normally

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<v Speaker 1>get up early to go even lunch is like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't eat that much and it's a big thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So but I did a power lunch. A friend of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about him in the past on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>that he works for the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Pirates

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<v Speaker 1>who just played the Dodgers not that long ago, a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago. They were right back in the

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<v Speaker 1>LA area playing the Angels, and so my friend Robbie

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<v Speaker 1>was in town. Robbie in Spokowski is his name. He

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<v Speaker 1>is the Yinsers in game reporter. So we watch a

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<v Speaker 1>Pirates game you live in Pittsburgh or get access to

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<v Speaker 1>Pirates baseball. He's the guy that does the pregame interview,

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<v Speaker 1>the in game you know, goofy stuff with fans, that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>Stuff, and their version of David Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of well you know Tvassa does that on TV too,

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, So the Pirates were in town playing the Angels,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had an Irving Berlin special because the legendary

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<v Speaker 1>musician before my time, Irving Berlin, by the way, putting

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<v Speaker 1>on the rits. So I went out to lunch. Pirates

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<v Speaker 1>had an off day. They flew in after a day game.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they were playing Cleveland and they flew in.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a day off in so cal So Robbie's like,

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<v Speaker 1>why why don't you know go out to lunch And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, I shure, no problem, I'll pick

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<v Speaker 1>you up from the hotel. He said, sure, that'd be great.

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<v Speaker 1>And the Pirates, I can't say it. They're not there anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>They went back to Pittsburgh or whatever. So and they

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<v Speaker 1>asked you what the San Diego after they were in Anaheim,

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<v Speaker 1>but they stayed at the Ritz Carlton, that Riz Carlton

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<v Speaker 1>in Dana Point, Yeah, which is halfway to San Diego

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<v Speaker 1>from La Dana Point. And they were doing their thing

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<v Speaker 1>and all that, And so I went to pick up

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<v Speaker 1>Robbie at the Rich Carlton. I had actually been there

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<v Speaker 1>one other time, Danny, I snuck into the NFL Owners

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<v Speaker 1>meetings and that was that was the famous story years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and so not great security at the NFL Owners meetings

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<v Speaker 1>about I don't remember year that was. It was probably

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<v Speaker 1>about fifteen years ago. I saw back there at just stunning.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can confirm Danny that the Pittsburgh Pirates traveling

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<v Speaker 1>party is living their best life. And Robbie told me

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<v Speaker 1>they don't normally stay at that hotel, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>a family trip, so they brought the wives, the girlfriends,

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<v Speaker 1>the kids were able to travel, some of them with

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<v Speaker 1>the team. And so this hotel is beautifulhich is right

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<v Speaker 1>on the Pacific, the Mighty Pacific, right behind hotel golf

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<v Speaker 1>courses down there. It's just amazing, and I picked Robby up.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a power lunch at a very expensive Mexican

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant with a bunch of people that looked famous, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who famous people are, Danny. So there

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<v Speaker 1>was this one guy in particular who was a little

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<v Speaker 1>older than us, but he was covered in he had

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<v Speaker 1>like an arm tattoos. He looked like a rock and

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<v Speaker 1>roll guy. And even Robbie's like, I think that guy's

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<v Speaker 1>are I think I recognize him, but I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>who he is either, So we're not sure who it is,

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<v Speaker 1>but we and this guy, he just kind of oozed

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<v Speaker 1>that arrogant, confident music success.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably like a famous guitarist from an eighties rock band.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like he had his kids there and they were

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out and his trophy girlfriend was with him doing

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<v Speaker 1>their thing and all that. But it was it was

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<v Speaker 1>great to see Robbie. It was very nice. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>he reached out to me. He's a fan of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually met Robbie through this show and we were

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<v Speaker 1>trading war stories, which you know, I love that day.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't get enough of that. Every once in a while,

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<v Speaker 1>I get one of these things, and I love hearing

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<v Speaker 1>the stories and I like to share some of the

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<v Speaker 1>stories I've had in my career in the business. And

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<v Speaker 1>Robbie has worked all over the place. He worked for

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<v Speaker 1>the Phoenix Coyotes there were then I think the Arizona

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<v Speaker 1>Coyotes back in the day. And he also has done

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<v Speaker 1>stuff in Minnesota with the Twins and the Timberwolves, and

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<v Speaker 1>now for many years he's been with the Pittsburgh Pirates

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<v Speaker 1>and so life in that television world. And he also

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<v Speaker 1>is interested in getting a radio He's actually done some stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about this as well. But Robbie we talked

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<v Speaker 1>about the radio business and he wants to do a

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<v Speaker 1>talk radio show and he likes the way that I

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<v Speaker 1>do the show. So we were talking about that and

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<v Speaker 1>different different techniques that we do a lot of it's preparing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's mostly what it is. Preparation is the key. So

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<v Speaker 1>that was my power lunch, which was kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It was kind of cool and it was fun, and

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<v Speaker 1>so it's it's.

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<v Speaker 3>How much where you're inas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were pressing. I just got the takeos because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a child, So I ordered the taketos off the

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<v Speaker 1>appetizer menu. But yeah, the actual real meals at this

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican restaurant, which was literally on the Pacific Ocean. Like

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<v Speaker 1>you look out you see the waves of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>Insanely expensive and I just drank water, so I did

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<v Speaker 1>not have any.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I've been to that spot a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 4>right there in Dana Point. It's always for a major

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<v Speaker 4>event like my girl's birthday, obviously, because the night there

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<v Speaker 4>at the Ritz as expensive as you can imagine. Last

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<v Speaker 4>year for her birthday, I saved up a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>of money, booked a night there. I lucked out big time.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're celebrating her birthday. We turn the lights out,

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<v Speaker 4>go to bed after some you know, Bible study, Dan,

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<v Speaker 4>we get woken up. The people in the room next

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<v Speaker 4>to us are having a full on karaoke party.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say something else. I thought orgy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did not have karaoke on my Bingo card

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<v Speaker 1>for that.

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<v Speaker 3>But okay, oh man, Ben.

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<v Speaker 4>They were singing like I heard a dire straight song

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<v Speaker 4>money for Nothing in your Chicks for Free, And this

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<v Speaker 4>guy was screaming the song at the top of his lungs,

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<v Speaker 4>So my girl calls the front desk. They're not used

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<v Speaker 4>to things like this at the RITZ, so they are

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<v Speaker 4>falling all over themselves apologizing. They're like, we'll take care

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<v Speaker 4>of it. We'll take care of it. This party went

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<v Speaker 4>on for a good hour. Okay, it sounded like a

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<v Speaker 4>great party too. We kind of wished we were there.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of hookers and cocaine.

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<v Speaker 3>But by the time it was all said and done,

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<v Speaker 3>they wound up apologizing by putting a whole bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>points onto our card. Oh nice enough to wear. We

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<v Speaker 3>use those points for our honeymoon when we got marri.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, well that exact daing a point hotel you're

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<v Speaker 4>talking about is the reason I'm married right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Screw them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's nice, outstanding.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I love them.

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<v Speaker 1>You you actually triggered a thought in my head here

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<v Speaker 1>from hotel experiences and and then combining with the rock

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<v Speaker 1>and roll guy. I remember the video I think we

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<v Speaker 1>talked about on the show of it was a very

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<v Speaker 1>famous musician. I don't know if it was Eddie Van

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<v Speaker 1>Halen or David Lee Roth, one of those type of

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<v Speaker 1>guys that was walking in a in a hotel and

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<v Speaker 1>it was in I think it was in Vegas and

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<v Speaker 1>they heard it was they were filming a reality show.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Lee Roth, David Lee Roth.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you know what, I do you remember that

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<v Speaker 1>or they they were they were playing the one of

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<v Speaker 1>his songs and some I thought it would kind of

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<v Speaker 1>cool to knock on the door and the person as

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<v Speaker 1>there had no fucking idea who he was. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just an embarrassing, awkward moment.

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<v Speaker 1>But wonderful at the same time. Yeh, but but wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time, just so good. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how long ago that was, but I just google it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just David, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Had no good memory by you. That was David Lee Roth,

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<v Speaker 3>the original lead singer to Van Halen.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, and he probably needed bags of ice

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<v Speaker 1>when he got done, right. He just needed the bags

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<v Speaker 1>of ice.

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<v Speaker 4>Right there for his knees, probably because the way he

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<v Speaker 4>used to bounce up and down all over the concert stage.

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<v Speaker 4>Famous for his showmanship. I have some dark circles around

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<v Speaker 4>my eyes. I normally wear sunglasses a lot because when

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<v Speaker 4>I take them off, I resemble a raccoon because of

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<v Speaker 4>my sleeping pattern or my lack of sleeping pattern. But

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna look extra horrible on this Saturday because last night,

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<v Speaker 4>thousands of people in my neighborhood lost their power. At

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<v Speaker 4>twelve thirty pm. We woke up because the AC shut off,

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<v Speaker 4>All the powers shut off, and it's that feeling of

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<v Speaker 4>is this just our place?

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<v Speaker 3>So what do you do? You have to walk outside? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, first move.

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<v Speaker 4>So I walk out and I see my neighbors all

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<v Speaker 4>doing the same thing too, doing that neighborhood check, like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh shit, is this our power?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm out there, I see everybody walking around in

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<v Speaker 4>their pj's. It's the whole neighborhood. Everybody's dark. And it

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<v Speaker 4>was still ninety two degrees outside. We've had a heat

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<v Speaker 4>wave here in southern California. And when it's ninety two

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<v Speaker 4>and your AC cuts off, your place turns into it

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<v Speaker 4>What were those little ovens when we were kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>the name of them, but yeah, a little small Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it turns.

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<v Speaker 3>Into one of those easy bit easy bake ovens.

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<v Speaker 1>Bake there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So told my wife, I'm like, well, I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 4>to open the slider here because even though it's hot outside,

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<v Speaker 4>we need some sort of air circulating.

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<v Speaker 3>And where do you stand on this?

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<v Speaker 4>She told me that I was letting all the cool

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<v Speaker 4>air escape.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, had it already gotten hot or was it still

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cool? If it was still kind of cool,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a side with the was was your bride there? Was?

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<v Speaker 1>She also like, was she hot? Also? Because like like

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<v Speaker 1>women seem to not get as like I'm always warm too,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I always feel like it's too hot, But I

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<v Speaker 1>think women generally takes them a little while before they

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<v Speaker 1>get to that point.

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<v Speaker 4>And normally with her, you are correct. But because she's

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<v Speaker 4>got a little oven baking of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Own, Oh that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, she needs to have a fan on her

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<v Speaker 4>right now at all times. I was just trying to

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<v Speaker 4>think ahead. I'm like, well, let me at least get

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit of air circulating in here. But she disagreed,

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<v Speaker 4>to the point where she got up, grabbed her pillows,

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<v Speaker 4>and walked downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Flats. Oh, she's so upset with you. She left.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh boy, man, I'm like, I'm not going to be

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<v Speaker 4>able to sleep and wake up for the podcast. What

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<v Speaker 4>the hell am I gonna do? How am I going

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<v Speaker 4>to go back to sleep. I'm thinking, hopefully this is

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<v Speaker 4>just like a twenty minute thing. Thirty minutes, the power

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<v Speaker 4>will come back on in a half hour and AC

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<v Speaker 4>will pop back on. Nope, go to the freezer, grab

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<v Speaker 4>some zip block bags, and here's my move. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 4>let me throw an ice in three ziplock bags. And

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<v Speaker 4>then I wandered back upstairs and I strategically placed one

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<v Speaker 4>on the top of my head, one on my chest,

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<v Speaker 4>and then like one on my like towards my knees.

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<v Speaker 4>So let me see if I can fall asleep. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it wound up working, not right away. I do fall asleep,

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<v Speaker 4>but then I woke up ben in a frozen state.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I wake up like an hour later and the

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<v Speaker 4>bag of ice, I guess you know, from the ice melting,

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<v Speaker 4>It slid down and I woke up with frozen balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, icy nuts.

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<v Speaker 4>Ice ice baby yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh boy.

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<v Speaker 5>Now I'm like, what the man, I'm still but you

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<v Speaker 5>didn't You didn't wake up initially when that happened, right,

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<v Speaker 5>That didn't Wait, it had been there for a little

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<v Speaker 5>while before you realize the problem is that.

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<v Speaker 3>Defrost a little bit tm. I oh boy, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>that situation where you have the next wet and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know about you, but I can't sleep when you

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<v Speaker 3>get that. It's the worst feeling ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's bad, and I deal with that. This time

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<v Speaker 1>of the year is the worst time to do the

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<v Speaker 1>overnight show because even when I have air conditioning, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so hot, it doesn't by middle of the day and

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<v Speaker 1>I normally sleep and I get up at like two o'clock,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm sleeping from like the middle of the hot

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<v Speaker 1>it's really hot. It's not the hottest part of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>but it starts getting really toasty around noon, and then

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<v Speaker 1>it keeps getting hotter and hotter as the afternoon goes on.

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<v Speaker 1>And as you know from doing the overnight shift, and

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<v Speaker 1>even though I have blackout curtains and an air conditioner

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<v Speaker 1>and all that stuff, it's still once it gets to

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<v Speaker 1>a certain point of heat, I get up. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>stay in bed because I get too hot. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to get out of here because of the sweat.

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<v Speaker 3>And you said blackout.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what it turned out to be, because the power

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<v Speaker 4>did not cut back on until three thirty am.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I dealt with a Wi Fi situation. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go in an extra night to the

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<v Speaker 1>Mothership because I woke up to get ready for the show.

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<v Speaker 1>And I go on the internet and everyone that's what

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<v Speaker 1>we do. They live on the internet, going on there,

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<v Speaker 1>going through different websites, and the Wi Fi is down.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, gosh, oh crap, you know, everything's tied

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<v Speaker 1>to the Wi Fi. That's a sobering thought that the

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<v Speaker 1>WiFi is not working. And so I go on this

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<v Speaker 1>app and they say, well, the WiFi is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be down for a few hours, but don't worry, it'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back. Estimated time of return of Wi Fi five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, you know what, I'll use my hotspot

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<v Speaker 1>on my phone. I'll be fine. I'll use that and

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<v Speaker 1>I use my brain. Okay, fine, So I've used the hotspot.

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<v Speaker 1>It works, Okay, it's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>And then at five o'clock I go to use the

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<v Speaker 1>Wi Fi, turn the Wi Fi on and nothing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>not not working. So I'm like, oh man, So I

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the app. I go on the app.

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<v Speaker 1>The app's like, well nine o'clock, Well, nine o'clock's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cutting clothes, right, because nine o'clock is a couple

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<v Speaker 1>hours before showtime, and Wi Fi is tied into the

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<v Speaker 1>broadcast equipment that I use to do the show, and

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<v Speaker 1>so if I don't have the Wi Fi, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>do the show from the home studio. So it's all

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<v Speaker 1>tied together. So I'm like, all right, but I'll wait.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll wait till nine o'clock. Maybe it'll be back. So

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<v Speaker 1>we get to nine o'clock, they send a message out

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<v Speaker 1>we are still efforting to try to get your service back.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometime overnight we'll get it back. And I'm like, oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>so I took off. I skid that I ski That.

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<v Speaker 3>Might as well have been titled screw you, Bill Miller.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, it's a total shit show, total total poop

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<v Speaker 1>fest there and so so dependent on this. Although there

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<v Speaker 1>are some guys I will not name the guilty, but

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<v Speaker 1>I have heard there are some some of the people

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<v Speaker 1>that work at our company. There are certain apps that

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<v Speaker 1>you can now get on your phone where you can

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<v Speaker 1>broadcast from your phone as a backup. I got to

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<v Speaker 1>at one of these, and I'm gonna talk I know

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<v Speaker 1>one of the people that has them, because Iowa Sam

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<v Speaker 1>told me about it, So I'm gonna I'm gonna try

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<v Speaker 1>to get one of these apps, Danny as a backup

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<v Speaker 1>just in case that happens again, because I'm very paranoid

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<v Speaker 1>that that's gonna happen, and so I want to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure I have that just in case. And it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that expensive.

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<v Speaker 4>And certain forty nine ers fan in the Bay area

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<v Speaker 4>who has that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right? Is that right? Interesting? Yeah? So I

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<v Speaker 1>want to get my hands hands on that. So well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you know what it is. I mean, you can

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<v Speaker 1>text it Iowa. Sam gave me the name. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>there's two different things. One of them kind of doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound that good, the other one does. So I want

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<v Speaker 1>the one that sounds better. That's what I Obviously, I

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<v Speaker 1>want the one that sounds better.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's all about it's not a bad backup plan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Is it hard to set up?

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<v Speaker 3>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a pain to set up?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I do know that a couple of the times he

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<v Speaker 4>used it, it didn't sound amazing. It passed, it was

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<v Speaker 4>just passable, but it didn't sound like it should. So

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<v Speaker 4>the high standards you have with your live radio show,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if it would cut it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what's known as inside radio. Danny what we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing right now is inside radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh but our listeners love when we pull the curtains back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's an app you can get

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<v Speaker 1>on your phone which is used by broadcasters in television

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<v Speaker 1>and radio. It's a remote app and you can download that,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there's a way you can use I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you'd hook up a microphone to it. Is that right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's part of the deal. And then and how how

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<v Speaker 1>expensive is that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, obviously it works off a bluetooth because

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<v Speaker 4>there's no way to plug anything into iPhones anymore these days.

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<v Speaker 1>I know there's only that one that one connected.

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<v Speaker 4>And then what happened when they remember when they first

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<v Speaker 4>took the headphone jack away from our iPhone? Were freaked out, like,

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<v Speaker 4>holy shit, what are we gonna do without the headphone jack?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was not a pleasant situation. But it's been okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's been fine. We've adapted to the alien technology.

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<v Speaker 3>Non human biologics.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly exactly, we have there, she blues. So we

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<v Speaker 1>have an update, Danny. This is a podcast exclusive. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>else has this content, and here it is now. If

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<v Speaker 1>you've listened over the last couple of months. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that I've mentioned both on the regular overnight show which

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<v Speaker 1>is on all night long, and this podcast, which is

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<v Speaker 1>on all weekend long, that the obsession I have with

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<v Speaker 1>our overnight security officer. I've sent you the photos, some

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<v Speaker 1>of the photos.

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<v Speaker 3>Danny, you've seen the photos. Well, yeah, the snorer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so this guy has been song logs when I've

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<v Speaker 1>wandered through the courtyard at the iHeart Slash Premiere Networks

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<v Speaker 1>building in beautiful Sherman Oaks, California, just down the hill

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<v Speaker 1>from Bell There. So earlier this week I showed up

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<v Speaker 1>my regular time. I went to a Dodger Blue Jay

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<v Speaker 1>game and I showed up there afterwards. And my friend James,

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<v Speaker 1>who used to be the overnight security guard. I love James,

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful guy, would give you the shirt off his back,

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<v Speaker 1>like that kind of guy, and he works his ass off,

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<v Speaker 1>gets paid shit money, but has the greatest attitude.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we've known each other for years because he's

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<v Speaker 1>been at the building for a long time and he

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<v Speaker 1>works at the earlier shift. He works the swing shift,

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<v Speaker 1>not the overnight shift. And this is the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>wrote children's books. He's like cartoon children's books. Roots writes

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<v Speaker 1>the doodles for children. But so I he saw me.

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<v Speaker 1>We caught up. We were catching up on things. He

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<v Speaker 1>told me that some very wealthy woman who does some

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<v Speaker 1>of the workout there's a gym at the building, and

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<v Speaker 1>he said he he met the woman and she they

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<v Speaker 1>started talking in I guess she lives up in the

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<v Speaker 1>hills there where all the rich people live. And one

0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:08.879
<v Speaker 1>thing led to another, and then she said she wanted

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<v Speaker 1>him to write a book for her daughter and some

0:23:14.320 --> 0:23:17.320
<v Speaker 1>of the family friends like cousins, family friends, they know that.

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<v Speaker 1>So he said, sure, no proplem. So he's telling me

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<v Speaker 1>the whole story. He's offered to write this children's book.

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<v Speaker 1>The rate was four hundred dollars for he figured in

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<v Speaker 1>his head ten pages, like a small little book. Ten pages, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>He then tells me that this woman kept calling him

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<v Speaker 1>and saying, well, I'd like a page for this person

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<v Speaker 1>and that person. He said, as of a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>days ago, he was at forty pages, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of work for four hundred dollars if you're doodling cartoons.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, well, why don't you just tell her

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<v Speaker 1>you need more money? He says. No. He said, I

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<v Speaker 1>gave her my word, and my word is my bond,

0:23:59.160 --> 0:24:01.520
<v Speaker 1>you know that whole app And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's kind of cool, but I'd ask for more money.

0:24:04.880 --> 0:24:09.320
<v Speaker 1>She's obviously she's got the dough. But anyway, the conversation pivoted,

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<v Speaker 1>and it pivoted to there she blows. So is it

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<v Speaker 1>true that our favorite beached whale overnight security guard sawing

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<v Speaker 1>logs in the middle of the night has been given

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<v Speaker 1>the pink slip? Is it also true that I had

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with said security guard being excommunicated from

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<v Speaker 1>the overnight shift.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that part can't be true.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought Danny that he was just on vacation

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<v Speaker 1>or had some time off. But according to the streets,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not, of course, hear this from James, because

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<v Speaker 1>James would never talk about company policy. But the streets

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<v Speaker 1>are talking and they claim that this cat was caught

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<v Speaker 1>multiple times shockingly snoozing on the job. And one of

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<v Speaker 1>my securities, one of my security friends there, a different person,

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<v Speaker 1>told me that there are hidden cameras all over the

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<v Speaker 1>building and they had videos of this guy sleeping for hours.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy was sleeping, so then they called him on it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he tried to challenge the people above him

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<v Speaker 1>to like a fight. He got into a verbal altercation

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<v Speaker 1>which could have turned physical, and they said, well, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got all the evidence. We were paying you and you

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<v Speaker 1>were sleeping on the job. And then I heard from

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else that there are ways you can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a certain area of the building, there are no cameras.

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<v Speaker 1>But this guy, I guess, was not sharp enough to

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out. So it only took six months, Danny

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<v Speaker 1>six months, and they finally figured out that this guy

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<v Speaker 1>was not the guy, so he was given the coal

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<v Speaker 1>miners holiday there.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have any good stories about radio jocks falling

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<v Speaker 4>asleep during the graveyard shift?

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<v Speaker 1>You have had? I will of course protect the names

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<v Speaker 1>of the guilty, but we did famously have I was

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<v Speaker 1>doing the weekend overnight show and one of the update

0:26:08.840 --> 0:26:11.399
<v Speaker 1>guys that was only there on the weekends, who's gone

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<v Speaker 1>on and become a pretty successful blogger in that in

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<v Speaker 1>that domain. This guy fell asleep at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the hour news update and we played the music the board.

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<v Speaker 1>I played the music. He's supposed to start talking silence.

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<v Speaker 1>I happened to be standing in the room at the

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<v Speaker 1>old studio. I looked over and I don't think you

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<v Speaker 1>were the one day ianway, this is before you that time.

0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:43.320
<v Speaker 1>That was before your time. So I look over and

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<v Speaker 1>he's on the mic with his headphones on and the

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<v Speaker 1>mic is on and he's sleeping. So we we Then

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<v Speaker 1>I go in. I walked a short walk. I go

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<v Speaker 1>in there and I kind of like I hit the table.

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<v Speaker 1>He wakes up and immediately starts talking like he's on

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<v Speaker 1>the I realized what. I don't know what, he just

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<v Speaker 1>like snapped into it. It was it was crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it a train wreck?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 4>Because how do you time that out when you don't

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<v Speaker 4>even know where you're at?

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<v Speaker 3>In the update?

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<v Speaker 1>It was not Marconi Award winning Uh, it would not

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<v Speaker 1>be something you'd put on on a sizzle reel. You

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<v Speaker 1>would not, you would not use that at all. But

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<v Speaker 1>he I give him credit. He nuzzled up against the

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<v Speaker 1>microphone and he attempted to complete the mission. But yeah,

0:27:33.680 --> 0:27:36.200
<v Speaker 1>that was that was nuts that you just like literally

0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:39.800
<v Speaker 1>fall asleep right there. We've had There's one former NFL

0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 1>coach that I will not name either because we may

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<v Speaker 1>have him on the podcast at some point, but he

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:50.600
<v Speaker 1>also fell asleep. Well only when he talks, we we

0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:53.520
<v Speaker 1>fall asleep. I think that's that's how that works, Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so that was the fun, the sleep story.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a little time. I think we'll push back

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<v Speaker 1>pop goes the culture, but we should get to backscratcher

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<v Speaker 1>because we did not have any last week. Very embarrassing,

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 1>very embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 4>So this is where you'se embarrassing. There's podcasts that don't

0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:16.159
<v Speaker 4>get any ever at all. No, I know, we just

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<v Speaker 4>we're just kind of spoiled a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so all we wants a couple of week in one, two, three, four,

0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:25.439
<v Speaker 1>a couple of week you know, that's a handful. So

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:27.879
<v Speaker 1>you scratch our back, we'll scratch your back. And so

0:28:27.960 --> 0:28:32.720
<v Speaker 1>it's a weekly reminder that the corporate powers that be

0:28:34.280 --> 0:28:38.400
<v Speaker 1>love to read reviews. They look at the Apple podcast

0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:41.920
<v Speaker 1>page and say how many reviews and are they positive?

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Are they negative? And all that, and it goes a

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:48.760
<v Speaker 1>long way to keep the podcast going that of course,

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 1>and advertisers keep the podcast going. So that's the backdrop

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<v Speaker 1>on this. So this week, Danny, and it is all

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<v Speaker 1>in description how you can be part of the Apple

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<v Speaker 1>podcast page and help us out. But this week did

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<v Speaker 1>we get zero one or two.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's say we got too two.

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<v Speaker 1>You're being optimistic. Her two reviews Okay, the answer is

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<v Speaker 1>survey says two.

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<v Speaker 3>You got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Write the peace sign. You got it right there. Good job.

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<v Speaker 1>So thanks to Bill's Mafia. He wrote in, says love

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<v Speaker 1>the show, listen every week, keep up the great work.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that. And Sarah wrote in from Columbus, Ohio,

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<v Speaker 1>the capital of the Buckeye State, and said best podcast

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<v Speaker 1>out there, Danny from Sarah and Columbus.

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<v Speaker 3>So nice. She's got good taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob, Yeah, so cool, both these nice short brevity is

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<v Speaker 1>the key, and so we thank you for listening. Thank you, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Bill's Mafia. Appreciate that. And if you would

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<v Speaker 1>like to have us read your comment on the air

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<v Speaker 1>on a future podcast, you can certainly be part of this.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's all available in the description box on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You've laid it all out, Danny. It's very simple. You

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<v Speaker 1>can follow along and have a fine time.

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<v Speaker 4>Or bad taste. But she's a good person. So thank

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<v Speaker 4>you to Sarah. And then what was the gentleman's name?

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<v Speaker 1>He just he did not give his name. He said

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<v Speaker 1>Bill's Mafia. That was his handle on there.

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<v Speaker 3>Bill's ma.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if the Bills are going to be able

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<v Speaker 4>to sign Dalvin Cook. Yeah, I would love to see

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<v Speaker 4>him run the ball there in Buffalo.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, not the Patriots or the Dolphins, they wouldn't want

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:39.880
<v Speaker 1>to see that. Probably the Jets. But yeah, we'll get

0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 1>out on that. We will have pop goes to the

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<v Speaker 1>Culture and the mail Bag that will be on the

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday podcast. That will be tomorrow, unless you're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>this on Sunday, and then that would be yesterday or

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that day.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:30:52.400 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 1>See people, we think everyone just listens to the day

0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:58.240
<v Speaker 1>the podcast comes out, but not necessarily true. Right, People

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<v Speaker 1>will listen whenever they want to listen. That's a great

0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:04.920
<v Speaker 1>think about a podcast, listen whenever you want. So anyway, Saturday, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>anything going on. I'll be hanging out with some family

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<v Speaker 1>later today. That's the plan. Anyway, tentative plans. We'll see

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<v Speaker 1>if that actually happens. What do you have going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually have movie tickets and praying that the water doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>break as we're eating popcorn watching Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that's a long movie, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is that's a three hour tourp okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, break that water, Oppenheimer, A nuke goes off

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:37.480
<v Speaker 4>and a the placenta goes off.

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<v Speaker 1>I would make for a good story, though, it's all

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<v Speaker 1>about the story. Day you were born. You started coming

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<v Speaker 1>out of the womb there and we were eating buttered

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<v Speaker 1>popcorn and M and ms and peanut butter cups. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was at the hour and ten minute mark of

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<v Speaker 1>the three hour move dawn. All right, we'll get out.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening and downloading, and we will catch

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<v Speaker 1>you next time.

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<v Speaker 3>Later, skater got a murder. I gotta go.