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Speaker 1: it sounds very thin. Shut up. You don't even know

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Speaker 1: it's audiocabulary. Saw something else? I saw my thing? Is

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Speaker 1: little thin? Excuse me? No, that's pretty bad short. No,

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Speaker 1: you can work with short. Yeah, mm hmm. Motion of

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Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with short, Guys. I played his damn

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Speaker 1: buffalo slots. Are you choking? Let's talk about it. Let's

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Speaker 1: It all started when a dumbass met another dumbass, and

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Speaker 1: him and Abbey the long weekend, long weekend. Let's just say.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say Abby one night told me Man, I

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Speaker 1: loser UK. Addition, what up, everybody, I'm lunchbox. I know

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Speaker 1: about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.

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Speaker 1: to you. It's game week. It is game week. What

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Speaker 1: let us know. Guys, just messages and tell us, hey,

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Speaker 1: you're Jayhawks. Fun to watch, fun to watch. They have

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Speaker 1: definitely swallowed it. Were you in Vegas watching the game?

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Speaker 1: bubble craps? Bubble Craps was right there, and my wife goes, oh,

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Speaker 1: Are we hot? To hear? While what's going on? I said?

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Speaker 1: I won two hands and lost ten bro This Javier's

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Speaker 1: meal just became the damn table. Ready, I've always loved McDonald's. Well,

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Speaker 1: At this point? It's Paris is not bad? Wish you

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Speaker 1: up to the twenty second floor, Oh, twenty two floors

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Speaker 1: I think nineteen is black? No, I promise it's not.

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Speaker 1: And so I started playing just five dollars each number,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like a bomb, dude. I'm like this, okay,

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Speaker 1: got im, sir, don't hit the table. I'm like this,

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Speaker 1: this just got awkward. Like now i feel like I'm ruined.

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Speaker 1: I'm what makes you think you can hit the table

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Speaker 1: because you're excited, like yeah, control yourself. That's his work area.

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Speaker 1: if they get the hell out of there, dude, that

418
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:25,400
Speaker 1: usually kills a vibe coach. But I stay, and then

419
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 1: we start losing and losing. You just found that out

420
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,800
Speaker 1: and losing. This dude is the most stubborn guy. She

421
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 1: didn't say leave the table. You should have left, though,

422
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,640
Speaker 1: It just felt like she didn't want me there. And

423
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 1: I hit the table, and so I'm just losing, losing, losing,

424
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 1: and so I go to bed down four for the night.

425
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, I gotta go to bed, and

426
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,880
Speaker 1: that would have been done. I went to bed at

427
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: he tries to sneak in and my wife was nice

428
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: enough to leave the bathroom light on for me for

429
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 1: the mint my pillow, so I go to bed and

430
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 1: the next morning and gets even sadder. We'll be right back.

431
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: What all the stupid Vegas stories have the exact same theme.

432
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:15,239
Speaker 1: What lost, desperation and despair. That's Vegas. So did you

433
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: get some that night? No? Sleep man didn't wake her up?

434
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 1: Next morning? Right when we wake up, I had a

435
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: wash cloth and so no, no, wait till the morning

436
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,879
Speaker 1: wake up. Then we're gonna go to breakfast, so we like.

437
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 1: So then we wake up like we're like, we're gonna

438
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: sleep in so late. No, kids, it's gonna be amazing.

439
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 1: Seven fifteen awake, Yeah, but that's uh, it's still seven.

440
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 1: That's nine. That's our time, I know, but still seven fifteen.

441
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 1: That means you're gonna have a long day of Vegas

442
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 1: if you're up at seven fifteen and you didn't want

443
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: to respond to my text in my text or what?

444
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,640
Speaker 1: What text? The one I texted you? I did text

445
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 1: you today is a big day. Oh I didn't even

446
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: notice that one. Oh you did, because you didn't question

447
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 1: there right now? I texted him Saturday morning, dude, good

448
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,639
Speaker 1: luck today, today's your big I did see them for

449
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 1: bad out of here, but I several people texted me that,

450
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 1: and so I didn't thanks, man, I was busy. So

451
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 1: we get we're up sei team. We're like, well, might

452
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: as well make a breakfast reservation. We look up in

453
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: the restaurant. No, and so we make a Mama me

454
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 1: a Babima reservation for eight fifteen and we go downstairs

455
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: and eight fifteen and there's this long ass line to

456
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: get into this restaurant. You get the reservation, exactly, got

457
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 1: the reservation, walk up, go to the front line, like,

458
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 1: oh yeah, we got a reservation at eight fifteen. Yeah,

459
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 1: I'm just going and get in that line. And I'm

460
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: like what, Like, yeah, there's a lot of people that

461
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: are ready. Do you think you're the only one? They

462
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 1: and you love this place. I love Vegas, So I

463
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: said to the people, and you guys have reservations, No, no,

464
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: we do, we don't, So we just get a lot.

465
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 1: We were just get in line with everybody. That makes

466
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: no sense. And He's like there's a lot of people

467
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 1: that want to eat. And the line only took about

468
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. But it was just weird that you make

469
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 1: a reservation, but you just get stuck in the line

470
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: with people that don't have a reservation. So what you do,

471
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 1: so I just got in the line. Maybe they didn't

472
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: think anybody would interview all the other people in line

473
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: like you did, because it was very confusing. All our years,

474
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: no one has ever questioned people on the line. It

475
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 1: was just weird, very weird. So then we ate out

476
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: on the patio on the strip. So we watched people

477
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,959
Speaker 1: walk by and McDonald's, what do you mean, No, we

478
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: ate the mama, whatever the heck it's called inside the

479
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 1: Paris and we eat there. You aren't really on the

480
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: sidewalk coach, that's still inside. No, we were literally out

481
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: on the street, like the strip. I know the trip. Yes,

482
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: Like you know how restaurants have the patios that are

483
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 1: right there on that, But in Paris, it's fake. It's

484
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: not real out there. That's a fake street that's still inside. No,

485
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: it's not. No, it's not Okay, it's really notif tower.

486
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 1: I'd love to get a picture. We were right by

487
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower. We were right by the Eiffle Tower.

488
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: So we eat and then I'm like, boom, college football

489
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 1: is about to start. It started like an hour ago. Well,

490
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: the games that I was in, the Neon games, is

491
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,479
Speaker 1: really what I cared about. And I'm gonna go bet

492
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna sit down and watch college football for

493
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: a few hours and it's gonna be amazing. So I

494
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: walk over the sports book and the sports book is

495
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: the size of that desk Eddie is sitting at and

496
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: one guy with a computer. Oh, their sports book is

497
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: under renovation. I've seen it, dude. They're straight jackhammers, construction

498
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: signs everywhere. So it's one dude, one dude at a computer,

499
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,719
Speaker 1: and he takes your bet. And the computer screens are

500
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,719
Speaker 1: as big as this screen right here, so you can

501
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: know the lines. Oh my gosh, So there's nowhere to

502
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: watch the games. Well, so I'm like that sports book

503
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: kind of lost its beautiful little image in your head.

504
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: So were you gonna do the convention there or what? Well?

505
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 1: I was thinking about thinking about it, and I have

506
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: a lot of luster here with camera, but I was

507
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: also just like, for my sake, gonna watch some college

508
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 1: football and have some fun. So tell me you didn't

509
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: place a bet there? Well, I place bets, yeah, with

510
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: the guy on the laptop. The guy in the laptop, uh, Jeremiah, Jeremiah.

511
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: And so I was like, all right, cool man, He's

512
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: like you want some drink tickets. I was like, well,

513
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: where do I care? My gave your drink tickets. I'm like,

514
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: usually when you sit in the sports book, the waitress comes.

515
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 1: I was like, where do I cash him? He so like,

516
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: you can just go cash him in any bar in

517
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: the casino. I'm like, all right, cool, So that worked

518
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: I did. I was able to cash him. He's like,

519
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 1: where do I watch the games? So there's a couple

520
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: of foldable chairs. You canna have these two, but there's

521
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,120
Speaker 1: but there was no TVs. That's the problem. There's no TVs.

522
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 1: So we got the ticket on his laptop. So I

523
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 1: was like, all right, well this is awesome. Um, I'll

524
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: go next door to Valleys and see if that because

525
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: it's connected through the Paris guess what, they ain't got

526
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: a sports book either, and they're doing construction. Yeah, and

527
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: so it's just a table the size of ray side

528
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: of the board, three computers because it's under construction or

529
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,479
Speaker 1: but they have a little bar right there that had

530
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 1: several TVs. But it wasn't a sports book. So it

531
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: was just like the best ones in Vegas when uh, Cosmo,

532
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: they've done it. Cosmo used to Cosmo, but now it's

533
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: downstairs right on the strips. Did you get a Circa? No?

534
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: I didn't go to Circa, And I was like, well,

535
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: this is awesome. Um So I went and we got

536
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: in a cab and we went to Resorts World and

537
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: they have the doghouse and they had TVs everywhere. It

538
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: was really cool. Literally, uh. And then we just started

539
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: gambling and they had TVs behind the blackjack tables. Because

540
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: I was just like, well, this sucks. So I didn't

541
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: really get to sit down and watch all the games

542
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: like I wanted to do. Dude. I I went to

543
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: MGM Grand There was a hundred people in there. Everybody

544
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: in the people have got pencils. I'm like, get the

545
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: funk out of my way? Who coach? I was like

546
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: running through this like straight up charade where was just

547
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: acting like I was super busy. I'm like on the

548
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 1: phone with Bazier. I'm sitting there typing it in. She's like, hey,

549
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm hungover. I'm like what is that place? And I'm

550
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: looking at the screen. Dude, It's all about the scene

551
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: you put on to get the par lay in in time. No.

552
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: I didn't get to parlay in time and got in

553
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 1: the computer Oh, it looks like we just missed it.

554
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: It was game started live betting that. It was a

555
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 1: very disappoint It was a very disappointing day. When it

556
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: comes to that. I was like, this sucks. I got

557
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: a resort, the world gambled some more. Sports World is

558
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: where it's at though. That place is cool, It is beautiful, beautiful. Yeah, no,

559
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: I've heard about it. Did you get on a heater? There, no,

560
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: no heater. Did you eat? Yeah? I ate that food

561
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: leg went to the food court. It was great, food hall,

562
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: whatever you wanna call it. But did not get on

563
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: a heater or kept losing, kept losing, kept losing, kept

564
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: losing and losing some more. So then we had act

565
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: to the Paris because it's time for Bad out of Hell.

566
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: That's at some point the losing has to just end

567
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: where you're just you're done. Oh yeah, I was done

568
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: because I had to go do Bad out of Hell

569
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: because eventually I was gonna make it back. That was

570
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: my plan. I was like, I'm gonna make it back.

571
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: You guys got an extra bucks, so you got a

572
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: double header, double doublehead, a double feature. Yes, so I

573
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: gotta be there at five, uh for like get dressed

574
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: and everything and go over all of it. And that's

575
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: when I find out your role has been diminished. But

576
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: that's gotta be chill though for you too, because you're

577
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: then you have less to memorize. Yeah, but the whole

578
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: point is to have lines. That's the fun part. Really,

579
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: you could have kind of been drunk. The only thing

580
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: you had to do was get on a motorcycle. And

581
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: this girl, a woman, drove you across the stage because

582
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: they didn't let you. Why didn't they think you could

583
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: drive the motorcy there's at him, there's no he can drive.

584
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,479
Speaker 1: He lays it down. There's no way I wouldn't let

585
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: me drive the motorcycle. It's interesting to see both yas perspectives,

586
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: because Ray for sure doesn't want stress. So the fact

587
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: that his lines I cut, he'd be like fantasticude, that's

588
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: bonus round. You show up two minutes before the show,

589
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: before the show. The whole reason you went was to

590
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: act to act, and your role got diminished. Who told

591
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: you the director? No, not even the director. I don't

592
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: even know who the guy would never seen him before,

593
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: and I met him, but I don't know his exact title.

594
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: He was something, but he wasn't the director. I saw

595
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: the director Friday night, UM and talked to him and

596
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: he's the table. No, no, I just we saw each

597
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: other and the I went and watched the show on

598
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: Friday and he was like, oh, we're so excited, We're

599
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: so excited. I'm like me too. And I was like,

600
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: we'll say tomorrow. And there was no mention of my

601
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: lines being cut at that point, and so him, well,

602
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: he's a good actor. So I sat in my dressing

603
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: room just going, man, this, I can't believe my lines

604
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: are cuting there? So what like, is your wife? Is

605
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: she drinking wine? You're now my wife is at the

606
00:30:54,840 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: blackjack table with her sister. Her sister did her sister

607
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: winch You're in the green room by yourself with a

608
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: bottle of tequila. Yeah, this is sad. I had also

609
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: some evidence there. This is the saddest story. But here

610
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: here's the problem with the tequila. It was warm. I

611
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: need it chill. So it's not a beer, coach, it's tequila.

612
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: Just drink. Just drink tequila. He's taking shooters off his stomach.

613
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: This is stupid. How can I give myself a body?

614
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: You just drink your liquor hot. Yeah, tequila. Yeah, I

615
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: shot at tequila. Oh no, you asked for a chilled

616
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: at the bar. It's so much that did you asked

617
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: them to chill it for you? No, there was no ice,

618
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: there was no anything. Yeah, they had to play to

619
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: put on. Yeah, it was just there. And they gave

620
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: me a bottle of wine from my wife, but no

621
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: bottle opener. Oh, I always carry a corkscrew coach. Coach,

622
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: I'm not. No. So I get a text from my

623
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: wife and I'm like, what are you doing. She's like,

624
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: just one three fifty at the black jack table and

625
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: before the women come in there getting the money back.

626
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: That is what I'm talking about, my method and my strategy. No,

627
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: the opposite of it. And so I was really excited

628
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: about you tell her that your had been cut. Yeah.

629
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: She's like, that's okay, that's still exciting. I was like, no,

630
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: it's still gonna be awesome. I'm still in it. I'm

631
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: still in the play. And then the wardrobe guy comes

632
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: by and he gives me all outfit into my gear

633
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, put this on, put that on.

634
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: He say like, all right, here's your jacket. No, and

635
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: he was from Brazil. Hey, where did you get the

636
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: boots from? Did you buy those? Chance? No, they gave

637
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: those to me. Because then why did you have to

638
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: wear all black if they gave you everything, Well, they didn't.

639
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: They give me the jeans and they didn't give me

640
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: the shirt. I bought the shirt at Ross on the

641
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: Strip because on the way to work on Friday, Um,

642
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: I got a text room and saying, hey, don't get

643
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: reminder Home Improvement, you need to wear all black, tim

644
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: till you need to wear No no texting me reminder

645
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: you need to wear all black. This was when I

646
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: was on my way way to work on Friday. And

647
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: here's the problem. I was flying out right after the show.

648
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: That was the first time he had mentioned anything about

649
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: wearing all black. So I had fine black panties. I

650
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: don't get the joke, but I had black pants, right,

651
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: But I had black pants. So I had to go

652
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: to Ross on the Strip in Las Vegas, and I

653
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: had to buy some black shoes and a bunch of

654
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: homeless people. It was pretty much and and I had

655
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: to buy black shoes in a black shirt. And then

656
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: I get there. We all dressed together here and I

657
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: see the shoes that they're wearing and I'm like, my

658
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: tennis shoes are not gonna match the rough and like

659
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: the Doc Martins and whatever they have, so likely wardrobe

660
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: gave me the shoes, they gave me the jacket, and

661
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: I looked legit. So I just sat there and we

662
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: looked shockingly good, right, And they actually when they put

663
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: on me, I was like, wow, I look like the

664
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: rest of the people. I just assumed that you were

665
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: going to show up and look like But the fact

666
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: that he actually fit into the scene with what he

667
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: was wearing was legit. Yes, I was like, thank goodness.

668
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: And they put that pain on me. That was good

669
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: because what was the was that blood? No, I was

670
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: just painting. It was like war paint. Dude, it was

671
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: like dirt basically, because they all had dirt on their face. Well,

672
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's makeup. I know it's not really okay.

673
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: So we do the play. I mean, why don'd you

674
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: call it the play? We do it. That's what's called.

675
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 1: It's play. It's a play. I do it. Boom, get

676
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: to do the curtain call, come out bow. Everything goes

677
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 1: at the very end that people throw flowers up there. No,

678
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: no one threw flowers. None of that. But it's a

679
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: little emasculating though, But a lot of people in the

680
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: audience you lunch balls. I'm sure the other actors loved that.

681
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: This is the first one that's been acting there every day,

682
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: one line and he's getting his name yelled. I mean

683
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: I was in the opening scene and they were yelling

684
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: lunch bags. Question. Yeah, I saw your sign with the

685
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: lunch box right and on it. Yeah, that was out that.

686
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: That was in my dressing room. And I don't know

687
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: how much we had to pay for. No. No No, the

688
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: one you pointed out, You're like, outside the Marquis, how

689
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: big was that? It was cute? It was the one

690
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: underneath the big Paris balloon. Yes, you can see it

691
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: from the road. You can see it everywhere. So did

692
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: they tell you it was gonna be there? Did you

693
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 1: just drive by? I went out to do a video

694
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: for like, hey, tonight tonight, and then it popped up

695
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: on the thing and I was like, whoa. I had

696
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: no idea who's gonna be there? And I was like,

697
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: that is crazy. Do you think the other actors were

698
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: okay with that? Probably not? No, because no it' said

699
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: with a couple of Tyler who's the lead. I don't

700
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: know his well, strap strap, but I don't know his

701
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: real name was pissed. No, I think it had someone

702
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: else's name, just you dude, dang. Well, yeah, they're probably

703
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: the guy that has no lines. Hey, do you think

704
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: all the acting culture do they all hook up? Did

705
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: you hook up with anybody? Like? Were they throwing some

706
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 1: feelers out with you know? Because they're like that. They

707
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 1: like that that spe in groups. They're very free and open,

708
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: are they? Oh yeah, did you change in front of everyone?

709
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: Because they do that too. No, you have your own

710
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: dressing room, yeah, but like real quick when you got

711
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: you got. No, they have a little closet that they

712
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: go like a little wardrobe place they go behind to change.

713
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: Did you have a wardrobe change? No? No, no, I

714
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: didn't have a wardrobe change. So everybody else had wardrobe

715
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: or they would change and you just wore the same

716
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: dumbass thing all night. Some people did not everybody change.

717
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: So you guys talking to him, well not you because

718
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 1: you didn't have lines. But if you had lines, do

719
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: you talking to him Mike? Yeah, they had mics on them.

720
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: I never gave you one. No, they don't. And then no,

721
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: they never gave you one, never had one. But if

722
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: you were on the motorcycle and you yelled stuff with

723
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,959
Speaker 1: people here you were no, probably like if you would

724
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,760
Speaker 1: have been like and I stay there and I stay there,

725
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: probably would have been able to hear me. But they

726
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: probably didn't want you just yelling random No, they did

727
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: not know. They did not encourage me to yell random things.

728
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: And you have to understand it. While I'm on the bike,

729
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: people are singing and stuff, So I don't know if

730
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: they would have heard me because there's other like, there's

731
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: action going on, they're singing, there's you know, comment, there's dialogue.

732
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: So me yelling when I had to overpower their mike

733
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: and they're singing. But I gotta say, some of those

734
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 1: people can freaking sing and dance, dude. They're so talented

735
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: and it's amazing that they can do all that and

736
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: not be out of breath right because they're doing it all.

737
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: Did you not see Pink at a c L fest

738
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: She was flying through the air singing upside down. No,

739
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: I was not at a c L, dude, I was

740
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,439
Speaker 1: in Vegas. That have to do with they can sing

741
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: while they're dancing and while they're flying it's crazy that

742
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: they have the breath to do that. She was doing

743
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: her arms, she was flying, No know, she was fifty

744
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: feet in the air, flying across Austin and singing her songs.

745
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: Did you go to a c O. No, but there's

746
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: a thing called Instagram stories that's pretty cool. But it was.

747
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: It was awesome. These people could really sing. They were great.

748
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: But about the hook up culture, probably some of them

749
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: hook up. But after party, well did the second time

750
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: you had to do it? That kind of suck. You

751
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: had to do the same thing over again. No, it

752
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: was cool, And the only problem was I had to wait,

753
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: So I had to sit right there and wait. That's

754
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 1: what we call him the biz show business. Wait. I

755
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: did my scene and then I'm in my dressing room

756
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: for the next hour. You got tequila though, waiting for

757
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: it to end. And then I go so I can

758
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: go do my bow, and then you have gotten up

759
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: and done the play. Probably all you had to do

760
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: is get on a motorcycle and ride across. When he

761
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: falls off the motorcycle, it's better for the scene. I

762
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: don't know, because there's like explosions and stuff on them.

763
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: If I'm in the wrong place, if I'm in the

764
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 1: wrong place. The pyro could hit me. I mean, so

765
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: that's why it was like, and the dancers had to

766
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: be in certain spots and they're doing kicks and flips

767
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: and scenes ever improv like did you dance with someone

768
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: you weren't supposed to do? I did. I did motions

769
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: of the crowd like I was giving him that. They

770
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: loved it. They told me, you know, just be real big,

771
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: you know, be out there. That's hug, it's your moment.

772
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: Did any of the other actresses or act did they

773
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: dig your chili? Yeah? They were. They loved me. They

774
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: catched off. Did they dig your two? Oh no, I

775
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: don't know. They were just so cool. They were like,

776
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: oh dude, day's a good job. Great job. Okay, So

777
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: after the second show, yeah, but after the first show,

778
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 1: I went out and met everybody, like I met Pixley,

779
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 1: and I met some other people. In your wardrobe, yeah,

780
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: in my wardrobe, took pictures with him. Why is that

781
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: embarrassing because you were decked out? You know, you gotta

782
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: change back to normal. No, no, no, because I had

783
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: another show coming up, So why would I Because it's

784
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: kind of like you were just a show. You were

785
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: like Mickey and many at Disney World. You know what

786
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: I mean, goofy maybe, but you know. But but I

787
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: forgot to tell you is Saturday morning, when we were

788
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,879
Speaker 1: waiting for breakfast, I look up and there's some dude

789
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: walking through the casino and a sore Losers shirt. I

790
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: saw that from El Paso and I was like, what

791
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: cowboys had on? Yes? He did? Where does he get

792
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: that shirt from? Shop sold Losers dot com? You got

793
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: the app okay after party after party, so well, I

794
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: met everybody. I met everybody. Then I do the second show?

795
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: Is it the same as the first show? Did you

796
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: get drunk and piss on the stage, then don't worry

797
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: about it. And if you love that bottle of tequila

798
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: completely full? You know if the wine bottle did not

799
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: make it back to your hotel room, I'm embarrassed. No,

800
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: we took it the stuff with us. I took it

801
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,720
Speaker 1: the stuff away. I put the receason about pocket and melted.

802
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 1: Where where is the stuff? It's back at the hotel?

803
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: Kaylee Duver met her. What do you mean I'm not

804
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 1: gonna how am I gonna bring that in my bag?

805
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: Put it in your bag? You didn't open it it's sealed.

806
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: I did not check a bag. You cannot carry that

807
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: on the plane. It's over three ounces. He had a

808
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 1: good point, Idiots, I would have checked a bag. You

809
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: can check a bag. Oh he can't Frontier Frontier World. No,

810
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 1: I was on Southwest on the way back. Oh, well,

811
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 1: then you should have check the bag. No, my flight

812
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: got in it. My flight got in a one am.

813
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: I was not gonna wait at back check for my

814
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: freaking bag. For another thing, what does it call when

815
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: you can get the alcohol on the airport and it's

816
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: not taxi? What did Oh my god? Sorry, So we'll

817
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: go to the after party when we get back. So

818
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: the after party, what are the time? The commercial break?

819
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 1: So the after party I got roof. No, the after

820
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: party had a few drinks. Next thing, you know, I

821
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: was in a hotel in Marcus room. The after party

822
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: was the wardrobe guy. I was thinking, Man, there's gonna

823
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: be some lame ass after party. It's gonna be so stupid.

824
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: I would have guessed that that it's gonna be in

825
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 1: the cock and about it's gonna be in a conference room.

826
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: You know, it's gonna be like boring. Okay, cool dude.

827
00:41:55,040 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 1: They had it upstairs pool decks overlooking the strip. They

828
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: had a live band. Testo was playing live band rolling

829
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: down in the Hey, you go up there, Testo is

830
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: doing it. That's good down that's good. Live band. Open bars,

831
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: they had wings, they had burgers, they had desserts, they

832
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: had everything. It was. You could sit in the freaking

833
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: beds by the pool and just look at the stars

834
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: and beds. Did you take your check? Yeah? I took

835
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: my wife up there. It was great. It was so

836
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: fun to turn her on, probably because that's a pretty

837
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: big hook up. It was awesome. They're all are they

838
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: all getting sucked up? Yes? So they come out. They

839
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: put them all up on stage and the director gives

840
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: a speech and then some of the actors give a speech,

841
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: and then they're like, let's party and then they just

842
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 1: are drinking. Yes. Stratt took the next night off because

843
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: he was too Stratt took the next night off. He

844
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: was like, he didn't do the performances the next day.

845
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: He was just like, now I'm gonna take the next day.

846
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: So who goes in his place? Another Strap? Yeah, they

847
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: have a backup, like they have understudies or whatever. He

848
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: would I got I got you Strap. But yeah, So

849
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: it was they were just drinking and partying. It was

850
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: it was how how late? H Like? We left it

851
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 1: like two thirty in the morning. So are you guys

852
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: mingling with them or your wife just gonna keep you

853
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: asking the questions about no, no, no, no, no, no,

854
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: just talking about what's going on. Did you do the

855
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 1: cobras and condoms? This is my wife not. I didn't

856
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 1: do that with alas that guy's cheers of cobras and condoms?

857
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: Who the needs them? No, two things I don't with Okay,

858
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: So we get done and we go downstairs. I'm like,

859
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 1: are we gonna gamble? My wife's like it's dirty, dude,

860
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: it's late. She was like, there's nothing that's okay. The

861
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: next day you weren't taken off till like six or

862
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: seven or seven, and she was like, you know, it's

863
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: like it's okay to get a night's sleeping in Vegas

864
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: and you don't have to just stay up all night.

865
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: That was deep and I was I was like, I know,

866
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: but like the crafts me, I haven't been here in

867
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: a week. Yeah, And I was like the craps table,

868
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: like I haven't played craps yet, and I'd really like

869
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: playing craps, and she was like, okay. So we walk

870
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: over the crafts table and she goes, there's really no

871
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: point in me playing because we'll just be betting the

872
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 1: same thing. And she goes and there's no really point

873
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,959
Speaker 1: in me just standing here. So I think I'm gonna

874
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: go to bed. Smart woman. She was going to bed.

875
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: It sounds like very I mean, it sounds like she's

876
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: trying to get away. And so I was like, I

877
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: was probably saw the party, and so you sure she

878
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: didn't go back to the party. She might have, I

879
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 1: don't know. So I was like, I'm gonna get in.

880
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: So I buy in with two hundred on the craps

881
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: table and I'm right next to the lady with the

882
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: stick right on her right hand side, and so the

883
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: rollers down to my left and the left end of

884
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: the table. You hit the table. No, he rolls seven out.

885
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: Next roller next to him seven out. Okay, next roller,

886
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: seven out, And then we come down to this end

887
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: of the table. One guy, seven out, guy next to me,

888
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: seven out. My turn to roll, and I have forty

889
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: two dollars left, so I barely have any money to

890
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: the exact dollar amount. You know. It was a depressing run.

891
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: Then I just like I should have just gone to bed,

892
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I can't. I cannot figure out how

893
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: to win on this trip, like like I cannot figure

894
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: out how at the craft. And so I mean, I'm

895
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 1: like bucks, so I put I put fifteen on the

896
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: pass line and I put my fifteen on the all tall,

897
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 1: all small, hit them all you know what I mean.

898
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, if every one of those hits he gets

899
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: a thousand, And I'm like, this is like I have

900
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: I barely have enough money to bet, and so I

901
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: guess I had a little bit more because I put

902
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 1: uh fifteen dollars on the six. It's a great So

903
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: we roll all right, here we go get a point

904
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 1: and I just start rolling and I just start rolling

905
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: and I just start rolling and then I start rolling.

906
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 1: Oh hit the point? Who here we go? No, it

907
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: was nine was a going and the point I'm in,

908
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 1: I'm loading up, but I'm hearing six and I'm hitting

909
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: six and eight six and eight six and give me six,

910
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: I'm hitting six parts. I'll go in on that hard

911
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: six heartache. Can I do a one one throw a

912
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: snake guy? You can do it? So I'm just rolling, rolling,

913
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: hey give me that. Come bet. So I got the eight,

914
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: the nine, the eleven, the twelve, I need that ten,

915
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: need that again? Five in the heart. Ten Is that

916
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: a softer heart? It was soft? Alright? Lose that's all right,

917
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: that's all right, loser on the heart, tend on the

918
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: herd A. Here we go, Here we go. Next roll shoot,

919
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: shoot up five five. I had money on it, and

920
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: I hit the all tall. I hit the tall. But

921
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: you still got to get the all small. You gotta

922
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: get the all small, right, win them all all right?

923
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: All right, saw the bottom of the The point is five.

924
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: Now the new point is five. I reloading the hard time.

925
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: New point. New point is is a five five. And

926
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: this is something I've never seen at a craps table. Woman.

927
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: The next, the next, come out, roll the table, next,

928
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: come out, roll and and the guys at the far end,

929
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: the left end, they all left the table because it

930
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: was cold, you know what I mean. They had all

931
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: left because they lost. And then the two guys next

932
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 1: to me didn't win anything, and they're like, we're out,

933
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: and they left me know, and the guys next to

934
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: me on my right, and so I roll on the

935
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: come out roll one one snake guys too, that's what

936
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,439
Speaker 1: and no, no. On most craps tables, it is this one.

937
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: They let it be the point two with the point

938
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: the new point. And I'm like, that's weird. How drunk

939
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: were you? I have never seen two. I've never seen two,

940
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 1: three or in twelve, I don't think. And it was

941
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: just weird on this snake guys, this was your perfect

942
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: chance to say covers and condoms. No. So then he

943
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: put his dick on the table. I got another snake

944
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: for you. So then I'm starting to roll and roll

945
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: and roll and roll and roll two, two, four, hit

946
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: them all, hit them all big and small. You hit

947
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: them all the yeah, old my, it's like eight something dollars.

948
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm not done rolling, folks. Why not because

949
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: I haven't crapped out, and you're not gonna just stop

950
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: in the middle of and you were down about two grand,

951
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: And so then I keep rolling and in my role,

952
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: I hit the all tall again, rolled for about twenty

953
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 1: five minutes. What the hell hit the seventh that's without

954
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: hitting a seven, And I cashed out at the end

955
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: of that ar let's see that money. Hunneh yah, dude,

956
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: that is insane. Your wife was like, what hadars left

957
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: when I left you? She liked me when I bought

958
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: it with two hundreds. She was like, I'm just gonna

959
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: go to bed, dude. And it's the parish chips. I

960
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: remember those in Michaels Michael, Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. What

961
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: are those? It was awesome. Couldn't get a nanner now,

962
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: I guess they're bananas. Usually bananas are five hundred thousand.

963
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: But they just gave me five hundred ships. Whatever. That's

964
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: when you throw the two and give me ann give

965
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: me a banana. But it was rolled out. Then I

966
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: rolled out and went to bed. Man. I was just like, wow, dude,

967
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,720
Speaker 1: what a high to go to bed on. It was great.

968
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: It was and it was a great moment going to bed.

969
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: So then the next day I wake up and I

970
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: go play some sports bets. I did a teaser like

971
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,760
Speaker 1: big one and I'm walking and I find a ticket

972
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: on the ground. A four team parlay for five five

973
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: dollars to pay fifty like you got Saints minus five

974
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: and a half hit, Bills minus fourteen hit, Titans minus

975
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: one hit did the Titans one by three? Chargers minus

976
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: one and a half hit? They won by two. Wait

977
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait, wait wait there's a winner. Wait wait

978
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: wait that ticket right there I found on the ground.

979
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait five hundred for six thousand. That's a winner.

980
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: I found it laying next to a slot machine. That's

981
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: a winner. I found it on the ground next to

982
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: a slot machine. So what do you do? So what

983
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: do you do? I had that ticket, and I was like,

984
00:50:53,600 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: holy hill, did you know they had hit already? No? Okay, okay,

985
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 1: God dang, if it's a story, what happened? I took

986
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: in the sports book and said, hey, I found this

987
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: on the ground. The hell is your problem? I didn't

988
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: want to pay taxes. The person had already filed claims

989
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: letting them know they had lost that ticket. So if

990
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 1: I would have turned it in, I would have been arrested.

991
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: I get out of here. You wouldn't have been arrested.

992
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have been arrested. Could have just said you

993
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: found it, you idiot. Yes, they're gonna put you in

994
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: the back of a cop. Call they arrest you. If

995
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: I tried to claim that ticket and get the money,

996
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: and whoever claimed they lost that ticket, you could say

997
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: my claim is better. Yeah, like I have the ticket, Yeah,

998
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 1: but then they can go to video evidence and they

999
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: also had he had I guess he had other tickets.

1000
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: So he tells him at what time he bought the ticket.

1001
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: They have evidence of it. They can track that number

1002
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: with his player's card, and he see that he placed

1003
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: the bet. So thank goodness. I didn't try to claim

1004
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: that money, but I mean I was like, holy hell,

1005
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: this dude is probably freaking out that he lost. You

1006
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: can tell that story in the big Sure. What a dumbass.

1007
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh I wanted to I wanted to breaking have that money. Yeah,

1008
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: of course you did. God is that one are you mailing?

1009
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: When it had still been the same claim? Yeah, they

1010
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: would have known, but then he had already filed a claim.

1011
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could lose a ticket and then

1012
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: just file a claiming. I thought, once you lose a ticket,

1013
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: you left. I don't understand. I don't understand, Like, how

1014
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: do you go and say this is what I placed?

1015
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: And I mean, how do they track that? It's cash, cameras,

1016
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: cameras and in time you place the bad and the

1017
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: tickets have not like they have serial numbers on them,

1018
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: like they have numbers. That's why you don't, That's why

1019
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: you chop off the numbers when you post when people

1020
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: post it, because you can go in and oh, I

1021
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: never post my tickets because they never went dude. I

1022
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,320
Speaker 1: always tried to reverse jinxet so sometimes in a third quarter,

1023
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: I'll just throw a ticket away. So I never knew

1024
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: you could actually go to the desk and that crazy,

1025
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: absolutely crazy. What are the odds you've found? Okay? And

1026
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: all of them hit so right when you turned it in?

1027
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: What did they say? Thank you? Like, wow, that's amazing

1028
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: that they're like, oh, he filed a claim looking for

1029
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: that ticket, you know what I mean? And we were looking,

1030
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: we were doing research on it. Thank you so much.

1031
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: Here you going. They gave me five drink tickets. That's awesome.

1032
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. But I really would have liked to meet

1033
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: the guy. So see if he would have given me

1034
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,359
Speaker 1: any money? Did you meet him? No? How's it going?

1035
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: How the hell would I know who it is? How

1036
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: the hell do they know who it is? How the

1037
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: hell does anyone knew who it is? Who the hell

1038
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: am I I mean? So it hit for that's amazing,

1039
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: that's really amazing, coach, God, I wish I could have

1040
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: claimed that damn money. I don't know who has the

1041
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 1: balls to put money like that down into parlay? Hey

1042
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: did you end five game parlay? Up or down? I

1043
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: have to do the math today because my wife was

1044
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 1: gambling too, so I don't I mean, I really don't know.

1045
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: It was so hard. We were actually going to do

1046
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 1: the math. Yeah, just count the money. It's not that hard.

1047
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: You know how much you took and then you counted up.

1048
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: It's like, it's not hard carry the one. But I

1049
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 1: mean sometimes people don't want it because they don't want

1050
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: to get depressed if they lost money, like I'd rather

1051
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: forget about it. That's cool that you're actually doing the

1052
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: math to know if it was successful, lucrative, YadA? It was.

1053
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 1: It was. It was a funny. I mean it was

1054
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,919
Speaker 1: a up and down, up and down, Like I mean,

1055
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: the winning hundred is like, whoa, it was crazy, dude.

1056
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: It's always a roller coaster. I mean sometimes it is

1057
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: always is it ever just an expressway? But sometimes it's

1058
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: you know, a few hundred here, win a few hundred,

1059
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 1: lose a few hundred. This was like lose eight hundred,

1060
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: wins seven hundred, lose five hundred, when you know what

1061
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, it was, well that extreme that was

1062
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: quite the roller coaster. When you hit up that hundred,

1063
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: that was a freaking and the first night was just

1064
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: a the cliff. What did you say about the Buffalo slots? So?

1065
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: I played raised Buffalo slots Buffalo, and I mean, I

1066
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 1: don't understand it because I put a hundred dollars in

1067
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: only got two spins, So I don't know how much

1068
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: you were pl in. Dude, I don't know what machines

1069
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: you were. Who spins? You play a spin? I didn't

1070
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: know it. Just said hit Max bet I got pictures

1071
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: of it, and he was playing ten dollar spins when

1072
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 1: it hit. Well she, I have no idea how that's insane?

1073
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 1: You would do a fifty dollars. I didn't know. Right,

1074
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: I got the Buffalo slot. I put it in Hello

1075
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 1: where I finally made it here? Chin, Oh we still

1076
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: got ten more ching what the buffalo? So I need

1077
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: I need to talk to your wife about Was she

1078
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: playing the penny? When did I do something wrong? Was

1079
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:42,240
Speaker 1: she playing the five cents? I have no idea. Maybe

1080
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: the penny? Were you at Cosmo? No, that's your problem.

1081
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: Exactly what I texted, I said, you gotta make sure

1082
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: you're at the Cosmo you know, you know they have

1083
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: machines everywhere, and no, because the guy went that was

1084
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 1: sitting next to me. He was at Bellagio when he won,

1085
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: and not called moment because I was sitting at the

1086
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: Bellagio and he hit it. So I don't know all

1087
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: about the hotel, the specific machines because when she hit it,

1088
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: she hit it three times and the guy right next

1089
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: to it says, yesterday, I hit that. So there was

1090
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: four people that hit within a twenty four hour span.

1091
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: And was it Buffalo Gold? Was it Buffalo like? There

1092
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: were so many different damn Buffalo ones. I don't know

1093
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 1: if I played the right one. But and I can't.

1094
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: We can't even escape those damn buffaloes. There's a commercial

1095
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: on the TV apparently Oak Grove has Buffalo. Let's go,

1096
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: it's just called Buffalo. Can I see the picture because

1097
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: I need to know that's the one, that's the one.

1098
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: I lost it all. Yeah, I played that one because

1099
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 1: there was like Buffalo Gold, there was this, there was

1100
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: that man. Was she playing the penny? She was playing

1101
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 1: two cents spin? Damn all right? Now, no, there's no now,

1102
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,760
Speaker 1: your cowboys, there's no now, coach, I mean your cowboys

1103
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: what were we at right your Cowboys? Yeah, but there's

1104
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: no Now this episode is called lunch Box Win to Vegas. No, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes,

1105
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: we have to talk about your cowboy. What about him? Dude?

1106
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: That defense is badass. Diggs is fun to watch. What

1107
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: about Mike's No, Mica Parsons is fun to watch? Is

1108
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: a wrecking machine. I mean, and he's hurt, he's sick.

1109
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: Diggs looks like a quarterback playing defense. They have the

1110
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 1: most athletic defensive guys I've ever seen. Like. I love

1111
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: watching the Cowboys play. I said we should have I

1112
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: put it. I said we should have bet him for

1113
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: the Fantastic I said we should have bet him for

1114
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 1: the super Bowl. But nobody listened to me. We picked

1115
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: Tampa bandstead. You and I were the only ones that

1116
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: said cosin today one and who beat the Cowboys Tampa themselves?

1117
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: And who beat Tom Brady Gizelle, that's true too, and

1118
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 1: the Falcon we should have bet. The Cowboys defense is

1119
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 1: so badass. Do you want to take when to them

1120
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 1: in the Niners? I'm taking him this weekend? Do you

1121
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: want to take him next weekend? I mean, but you

1122
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: do need deck back because your offense is still not

1123
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: very explicing score and that's problematic, right, That's what everybody's like, Oh,

1124
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: do you keep Cooper rushing? There? No, you don't keep

1125
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 1: Cooper rush because they're not they're not explosive. They like

1126
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: Cooper is doing enough not to turn the ball over.

1127
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 1: He's playing smart, but he's not doing what you need.

1128
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: That all doesn't have any air in it. Some of it.

1129
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: It's really what sponge. Eventually, you're gonna need to outscore

1130
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: somebody because the defense is gonna have a bad game

1131
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:36,919
Speaker 1: here and there, so you're gonna have to outscore someone

1132
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: every once in a while. And I don't think Cooper

1133
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: Rush is the guy that can outscore someone. The best

1134
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,479
Speaker 1: way to put the Cowboys defense or defensive backs Eddie.

1135
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: Whenever you watch a game and I was like, oh

1136
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: my gosh, you're gonna be a flag thrown. The Cowboys

1137
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: defensive backs they never even looked for the flag because

1138
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: they know what they did was totally legal. It was

1139
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: totally legit when they knocked the ball out. You never

1140
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: have to worry about a flag being thrown when the

1141
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: Cowboys defenders go after a ball. So they're saying deck

1142
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: he won't play next week. They might, he might, he

1143
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: might not, right, I mean, it's and it's this is

1144
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: the biggest game that they're facing, so this is a

1145
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: big one. I feel like if he's gonna play, this

1146
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: is it because after that they play the Lions, the Bears,

1147
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,479
Speaker 1: and then who else, um Packers, Vikings. Then it gets tougher.

1148
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: I would hold them off to the Packers if, I mean,

1149
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 1: because if you don't need to bring him back, why

1150
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: bringing why why rushing back when that thumb could get

1151
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: better if it heals longer. Okay, I like what you're saying,

1152
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: you don't mind losing the Eagles. It's okay, if you

1153
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 1: lose the Eagles, that's fine because you're gonna play them

1154
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 1: again so you can get that game pack But eventually

1155
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: you need to have him have game reps. So I

1156
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 1: think holding him off all the way until the Packers

1157
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: seems a little risky because he has to get some

1158
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: kind of game reps. But the Packers aren't very good

1159
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: like everybody, I mean, I'm loving my Vikings to win

1160
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: the division bet even more, even though the Vikings defense

1161
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: is terrible. The Packers offense is got off, their defense

1162
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: is not very good. The Packers are not very good,

1163
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: so the Cowboys do have it easier coming up. And

1164
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: you play the Lions, who have the worst defense in

1165
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 1: the NFL. That's amazing. So if you lose the Eagles,

1166
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: then you bring Dak back where you're not really worried

1167
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: about your You're gonna beat the Lions. So it's like,

1168
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 1: all right, cool, yeah, Like, get Dacked back in there,

1169
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: give him some reps. He's got to get back and

1170
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: get some game in him because he hadn't played and

1171
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 1: when he played the kids, he didn't play the preseason,

1172
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 1: did he? Or did he? So he played like one

1173
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 1: game or he played one and a half, right, the

1174
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: first game was it was like three quarters. So I

1175
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 1: don't know. I wouldn't rush him back though, because you're

1176
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 1: sitting in a great spot. Great spot. If you don't

1177
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: beat the Eagles, that's fine. Your defense can beat the Bears,

1178
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 1: your deepense can beat the Lions. Then again, we could

1179
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,439
Speaker 1: beat the Eagles though, you could. I mean, I don't

1180
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: know what happened against the Cardinals, but I mean the

1181
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: Eagles looked the slim Reaper. He wasn't doing what he

1182
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: usually does. Davante Smith. I was like, what is that

1183
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: what they call him, the Slim Reaper, Scott Hansen, the

1184
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: Witching Hours. Yeah, he calls him Slim Reaper. He said

1185
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: that's his nickname, I guess or something like that. Yeah,

1186
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,959
Speaker 1: that's Cam Newton Superman. And then Tom slim he's skinny. Yeah,

1187
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: I get it. How about Hey, Tom Brady, Oh my gosh,

1188
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 1: come on, this rough man was not a tackle. Come on,

1189
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 1: you're right. I'm with you. I'm so stupid, football dude.

1190
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: That is so stupid. We already knew. Everybody bows down.

1191
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: And the only reason the flag was thrown because there

1192
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: was no flag thrown until Tom Brady got mad and

1193
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: tried to kick him as he's getting off of him.

1194
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: So he's allowed to kick him and try to kick

1195
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 1: him in the nuts or kick him. But it's it's

1196
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 1: so stid, it's so dumb. And then Tom Brady in

1197
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 1: his press conference, I don't throw the flags. Shut up.

1198
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: You can say I baited the ref into that one

1199
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: because he did bait the ref. Hey, he benefits for

1200
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: in the refs a little bit. Sponge the Flategate sponge

1201
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:10,439
Speaker 1: video practicing other teams. Man, is he a go yes?

1202
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: But is he benefited a little bit? Well, every you know,

1203
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: but that was that was such a terrible call, such

1204
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 1: a terrible call. The Falcons could have won that game.

1205
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you that for us thinking the Falcons,

1206
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna suck. No, dude, there's a scrappy little team.

1207
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: They're a scrappy little team. And that coach are he's

1208
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 1: a good coach. Remember the last coach of the year,

1209
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: he said Raiders and he guy got fired. And how

1210
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: are the Raiders doing? Now? How are the Raiders doing

1211
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 1: this year? Terrible? Exactly there this Monday. Yeah, we'll find

1212
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 1: out tonight. Boys, And can we wake up every Sunday

1213
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 1: morning to football? No, here's the problem. Too much. The

1214
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: Vegas screwed me. I want to say, fuck the Jackson.

1215
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 1: You seven point favorites at home, you dumbasses, And I'm

1216
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: in Vegas and I'm going you jag off. There were

1217
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 1: seven point favorites. And I'm going to bed. It's like

1218
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: four in the morning, Vegas time. The freaking Packers game

1219
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: is about to start in like two hours, and I'm like,

1220
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: Vegas Decisions. I get on my computers, like, man, I

1221
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 1: gotta pick an a limitatar jack seven point favorites. Yeah,

1222
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 1: that's it as an eliminator. Why seven point favorites? And

1223
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 1: I told you watch out for Trevor Lawrence. You have

1224
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 1: no idea who that dude. And when you're watching it

1225
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: and they the opening drive of the second half, they

1226
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: drive right down the field, get it within the five

1227
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: yard line, throwing interception in the end zone, and you

1228
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 1: just look at your wife and you go, it's not

1229
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 1: gonna happen. There were better picks. It's not gonna what

1230
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 1: there were. And I screwed up. And so now I'm

1231
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: out of six eliminators and I'm really piste off. So

1232
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: the Jacksonville Jaguars fuck, like god, I was so mad.

1233
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: And then we decided also another Vegas thaying how many

1234
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: eliminators did you put him in? Six? Not only did

1235
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: he pick the Jags, he did it in all six

1236
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: of it. That's what he does. I only do one.

1237
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 1: It's hard enough to pick one, right, so to try

1238
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: to mix and match that's even harder. That's a Vegas decision.

1239
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 1: It was a it was a Vegas decision. That's gonna

1240
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: haut me forever. So bad. So then we went to

1241
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 1: the Paris like Eiffel Tower restaurant. Guys it's terrible. The

1242
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: food's terrible. Don't ever go like you dry you get

1243
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: up there. We got to watch the fountains, the Blochio

1244
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: Fountain from up there while we were eating. But it's

1245
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: terrible food, terrible food. And then we flew back at

1246
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,919
Speaker 1: seven pm last night. I'll remember that. Did you see

1247
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 1: Michael there? I didn't see Michael, but it was good.

1248
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 1: You'll see him against some day you will be all right.

1249
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: Almost hit a thirteen gamer? How did you miss three?

1250
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:37,919
Speaker 1: Which one did you miss? Jack's? I did Jack's money

1251
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:41,920
Speaker 1: line Detroit and lost that one big time. And then Seahawks.

1252
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 1: So you missed all morning games? Did you hit afternoon games?

1253
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 1: Every single one? Eagles? Right, but it was already dead.

1254
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: It was already dead in the morning exactly. Okay, But

1255
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:56,479
Speaker 1: but I did hit a five game College, Oh yeah, yeah,

1256
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 1: but one of them pushed and when that put it

1257
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 1: takes a lot, because what you realize, four is a

1258
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: lot more than three fives, a lot more than four

1259
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 1: when it comes to parlays. That's how you really get

1260
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: your money, exactly, brutal man. And what's the number one

1261
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: way Vegas makes money? But I was two and one

1262
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 1: in locks. I don't know about you guys with your locks.

1263
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, you're gonna need to make

1264
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: you guys money bay. I didn't even bet. I bet

1265
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: on Friday, and I lost because I woke up in

1266
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 1: the morning and it was the craziest finale of all time.

1267
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,480
Speaker 1: Memphis ended up losing to Houston. Oh my god, thirteen points.

1268
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,600
Speaker 1: Lunch Box goes, hey, you know you're not gonna hit

1269
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 1: it over when the team is stopped the one. Me

1270
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 1: and my buddy just needed Memphis to win. I went

1271
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: to bed. I thought the game was a lock. Houston

1272
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 1: scored thirteen points in a minute forty two on side kick,

1273
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 1: two touchdowns. I woke up to a loss. It was

1274
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:55,720
Speaker 1: I had you won that, Yes, I had over, Like

1275
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was fifty I don't even

1276
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,680
Speaker 1: know fifty five. And Houston got to the one yard

1277
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: line two drives in a row and came up with

1278
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: zero points. It was twenty one to seven going into

1279
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 1: the fourth quarter, and I was so pissed, like that

1280
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 1: isn't over. That's left, and I'm like, well, that was fun.

1281
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,880
Speaker 1: And I go into the watch the play on Friday

1282
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: night and I'm like, god, another to another loss, you know,

1283
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: stupid and I get out of there and the final

1284
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 1: score was thirty three and thirty two, and I'm like,

1285
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 1: what ticket away? Because in my wallet? And I was

1286
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: just like I can't believe, how the hell did it?

1287
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 1: And my wife's like, how much do we win? I

1288
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 1: was like hunter Bush goes. I thought he was like, wait,

1289
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 1: who the hell are you? She goes, She goes, Oh,

1290
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a thousand dollars. You're going crazy.

1291
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, I thought it was dead in

1292
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: the water. So that the surprise that it was great. Hey,

1293
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,040
Speaker 1: so I hit my five game, right or four games?

1294
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 1: And I win seventy bucks, right, it's great? One dollar?

1295
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 1: H no, no, I put them yeah, a smaller one's

1296
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: like that, I'll do a little more. And then Alabama

1297
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:05,040
Speaker 1: and m let's do it Inbama. Here we go. Wasn't

1298
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 1: even close. Did you know? The quarterback was out? Yeah?

1299
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:11,240
Speaker 1: I mean, who cares Salabama? And then they suck right?

1300
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 1: Then the line drops, the live line drops to where

1301
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 1: are you? I mean it had to have been ten.

1302
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: If anything, it was seventeen. Let's go twenty more. Here

1303
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 1: we go. This is why you hit a parlay, so

1304
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 1: you can double up. Oh my god, man, I was

1305
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: almost lost. The damn pis so pissed all night, I

1306
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: was telling myself, you know what I mean, it's just

1307
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 1: I mean, it was house money. It's house money. It's

1308
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 1: all good, it's house money. But I was still piste

1309
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 1: deep inside. I'm telling you the secret. Maybe no more

1310
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 1: in four team or Baser's made rules. She saw how

1311
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 1: I gambled, so she massaged it. She restructured how I gamble.

1312
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,360
Speaker 1: We don't do any more in thirty dollars, and I'm

1313
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 1: not allowed to do any more than four teamers since

1314
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 1: we've started that rule. I mean, I almost hit it

1315
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,000
Speaker 1: on Friday. That was a miracle. I didn't hit Saturday

1316
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 1: we hit a three team or Sunday I hit three bets.

1317
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: She hit a three team parlay. Are you doing three

1318
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: teamers though, all with the odds or money lines and

1319
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,640
Speaker 1: mixing them up all with odds, I mean with the spread.

1320
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 1: I had Alabama and m game under forty nine. God,

1321
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 1: oh mind. They missed a couple of field goals, and

1322
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:20,640
Speaker 1: I mean, oh my god, I don't know how they

1323
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 1: I don't know because at halftime they're already at thirty

1324
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,680
Speaker 1: one and I'm like, good God is not gonna hit

1325
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: And then they get down there Missfield. Oh yeah, and

1326
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: then A and M is about to score to win

1327
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:31,600
Speaker 1: the game, and that would have there could have been

1328
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 1: no more I hadn't I couldn't have any more points

1329
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 1: and they freaking thank goodness. And if it's a last

1330
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:40,679
Speaker 1: second bet you're trying to get in. Remember NFL fifty

1331
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: eight percent of the game, so it's still are unders.

1332
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: It's an under year. What are you talking about? So

1333
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: on Monday night? No, all the games, all NFL games,

1334
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 1: percent of them been under if it's the last second.

1335
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 1: So where we at now this week? I just read

1336
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,439
Speaker 1: that stat that's wait wait wait wait, So so without

1337
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: the game tonight, where we at because that'll tell us,

1338
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:05,840
Speaker 1: I mean, what the over under? Yes, if you find

1339
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,679
Speaker 1: out what the over unders are now without the Chiefs game,

1340
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 1: if we're under fifty eight percent, we gotta go with

1341
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:15,599
Speaker 1: the open. What are you talking about. You're saying you're

1342
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:19,080
Speaker 1: fifty percent on the unders. I'm not whether the numbers

1343
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 1: are the numbers are fifty eight percent of the games

1344
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:25,360
Speaker 1: or the under enders. So we got one game for

1345
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 1: the rest of the week, yes, So we got to

1346
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:30,880
Speaker 1: find out what the percentages, because I'm gonna guess the

1347
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: Colts Broncos was under because it was twelve to nine,

1348
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 1: The Texans Jaguars under because it was nineteen. Uh, Patriots

1349
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: only twenty nine point scored, so I had to be under.

1350
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 1: Night's over Cardinals Eagles thirty seven points. That had to

1351
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:49,679
Speaker 1: be under. Guys, it's the over tonight. I mean there's

1352
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:53,080
Speaker 1: I I don't know the rest of but Bill Steelers

1353
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:57,360
Speaker 1: was only Eric count on, hold on, go ahead, Um,

1354
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 1: why are those all? What do you mean? I go

1355
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,800
Speaker 1: to covers and it will show you all the what

1356
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,479
Speaker 1: the lines were before, and they all said off, Oh see,

1357
01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 1: they don't want us to count. I mean Colts, Yeah,

1358
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:17,880
Speaker 1: twelve nine under. I mean the Giants, Packers could have

1359
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,600
Speaker 1: been over. I don't know, it had to be, and

1360
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:22,519
Speaker 1: so did the Saints. Brown is probably over because that's

1361
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 1: fifty tonight. It's got it. It's an under night. Oh

1362
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 1: I was thinking it's over. No, it's fifty one and

1363
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:31,240
Speaker 1: a half. Look, Lions twenty nine, that's under, uh, Jags, Texans,

1364
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 1: that's under Falcons Bucks under thirty eight three. I don't

1365
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:40,760
Speaker 1: know what business that'd be over the Jets, Dolphins, probably over. Yeah,

1366
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,439
Speaker 1: that's kind of in the middle. Boys, it's probably about

1367
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:50,360
Speaker 1: in the middle. Forget oh Man, alright, who wins tonight? God?

1368
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:53,439
Speaker 1: I mean it's the Chiefs by a mile, Chiefs money line.

1369
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,600
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you don't even make money. You're not

1370
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:59,880
Speaker 1: gonna make any money. Exactly. Did you place any dumb

1371
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,080
Speaker 1: as bets before you left? I always send the tickets

1372
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:05,000
Speaker 1: back there. I was there ntil seven pm, Dude, I

1373
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 1: didn't have to. There's no mailing tonight's game. There's no

1374
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 1: mailing when you're there until seven pm. And did all

1375
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,800
Speaker 1: the games are over? Remember the one time he won

1376
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 1: six hundred or something that's not It kind of loses

1377
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: its less. Or he waited until he went back. I'm

1378
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: going back in December. Or Amy, she's had our in

1379
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 1: ships for two years. Cash them the FN. Hey, guys,

1380
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 1: that was a great, great podcast. I'm so sure. Are

1381
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 1: you tired from talking the whole time? No? But the

1382
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 1: plane landed. I mean I was in my bed. A

1383
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 1: told you to come back at seven nobody exactly? So

1384
01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 1: you did it so you'd be there all day for football?

1385
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,080
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but then there was no sports book at

1386
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:45,760
Speaker 1: Paris and other hotels. Yes, but then you gotta it's

1387
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,519
Speaker 1: a strip. You understand that a lot of these hotels

1388
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 1: you have to have reserve seats. I learned that at Cosmo.

1389
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,120
Speaker 1: It's really hard. And then also I stayed because my

1390
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,679
Speaker 1: sister in law came and her flight went until six,

1391
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 1: and so he stayed so my sister, my wife, could

1392
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,680
Speaker 1: hang out with her sister for five more. Arnold, try

1393
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 1: to hit on your sister in law. No, he was

1394
01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:11,640
Speaker 1: too hungover. Was Abby gambling? No? Abby didn't gamble. Did

1395
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:13,840
Speaker 1: you give her any of your cash to gamble with? No,

1396
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:17,200
Speaker 1: you've done that before, because it's above you. Well no,

1397
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 1: I didn't when we were in the same room. No, don't.

1398
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 1: I like it's above you. You've done that before, you're

1399
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 1: supposed sy What did she do the whole time? Great question, Arnold.

1400
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:31,800
Speaker 1: I mean I really have no idea, Like I didn't

1401
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,760
Speaker 1: see her a lot of time. What did you want

1402
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:36,680
Speaker 1: to do the whole time? Like she hung out with us?

1403
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 1: She hung out with us the first night, and then

1404
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 1: after that it was just like she just disappeared. Oh,

1405
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 1: she disappeared, Arnold. Alright, alright, Arnold, we don't need to

1406
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 1: play by play. Okay, did you hit the pool? While

1407
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:06,559
Speaker 1: you were there? No, no, no, no Hilliards? Oh yeah, no, hey,

1408
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 1: oh sha, No man, what you do out there? Beer Park? No?

1409
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:18,400
Speaker 1: That was that's at the Paris though Raiders game. No, no, tonight. No, no,

1410
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 1: but they had a game there. They had a Notre

1411
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 1: Dame game. But I didn't go to. You didn't go. No,

1412
01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:27,559
Speaker 1: that's what all the students were doing. No, they weren't.

1413
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 1: I told you. I thought they were originally, but that

1414
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:34,559
Speaker 1: wasn't Valparaiso. Maybe u n l V was playing. They

1415
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:36,560
Speaker 1: did play on Friday night? Did you go? But I

1416
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: don't know if it was at un l V or

1417
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 1: at San Jose State. They got crushed. I think should

1418
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,320
Speaker 1: have gone. Man, now I'm good. All right, I gotta

1419
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,519
Speaker 1: go take a napp. Did the Nights play preseason? I

1420
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:50,960
Speaker 1: don't know. Start told tomorrow or tonight or something, but

1421
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,000
Speaker 1: they could? You know? All right? My wife started a

1422
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: new job. She's going Pred. Sweet, she's going to Husk,

1423
01:13:56,680 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 1: She's going to Milano's. I mean she's based the pred

1424
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 1: season ticket holder all year. Now, badass. So you know

1425
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 1: how we lost the suite? I think we lost it

1426
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:07,680
Speaker 1: to her company. Oh hey, do you guys have a

1427
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:11,559
Speaker 1: context of the Titans. Yeah, what do you need Cowboys tickets?

1428
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,559
Speaker 1: Morgan got a box from him so I can have her.

1429
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 1: D m m Hey, I'm back. I'm gonna be here

1430
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:20,240
Speaker 1: for the game. How are you gonna be back? We're

1431
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,760
Speaker 1: changing our flights. We're not gonna stay in Texas. We're

1432
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: flying my family up here just for the game. No,

1433
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 1: for the holidays. You dump know, But did you do

1434
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: it just because of the game. No, it just so

1435
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:34,920
Speaker 1: happens to be you change your whole travel for the game. No,

1436
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,880
Speaker 1: you've it happens to happen that the games are gonna

1437
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,759
Speaker 1: be here. The Cowboys are gonna be here. When's the weekend?

1438
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:49,280
Speaker 1: It's that's Christmas. We're gonna be here for Christmas. That's

1439
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:54,960
Speaker 1: in Ohio. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, well

1440
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,519
Speaker 1: I need tickets. You can get your soccer. Me and

1441
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 1: mama would like to go to the game. Good Gods,

1442
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,360
Speaker 1: Someone and raised Division dropped keenan Allen. That's amazing. I

1443
01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:05,439
Speaker 1: tried to get him and who who got it else?

1444
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:07,840
Speaker 1: Get on them Friday night, somebody else did. Because the

1445
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,240
Speaker 1: stupid ass thing doesn't process for two days. I lost

1446
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:14,760
Speaker 1: another damn game because freaking Lamar Jackson man, Oh, yeah,

1447
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:16,479
Speaker 1: since I was cocky at three and oh I'm now

1448
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 1: three and two. Yeah, with no sign of the playoffs.

1449
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,240
Speaker 1: How it happens, it happens. Alright, alright, have a great Monday.

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01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:27,679
Speaker 1: See you guys. Why did those guys do the show?

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Speaker 1: Standing up? You got chairs? Coach? Look what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: Look what you're doing, Coach. We're like them, dude. All right,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go. All right? Oh what was it