1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,759 Speaker 1: I told a guy I loved him after we ended 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: our first date? Have I ruined everything? Riley? Would you 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,640 Speaker 1: be a fan of that? That would be cool? I'd 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: be like, Wow, No way, me too. This is the 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 1: answer the question when can you break unsaid social rules? 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,960 Speaker 1: So Don Terry says, this just happened to me literally 7 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: ten minutes ago. I am dying, I am dead, and 8 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 1: me now, oh holy ghost. Oh no, I thought this 9 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 1: only happened in some poorly written rom coms, the kind 10 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: where life hardly imitates the real war. I went to 11 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: bury myself and never come to see the light again. 12 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 1: Why me? Oh, why me? Ten painfully long minutes ago, 13 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 1: I exalted by the wonderful day I went with this 14 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 1: handsomely gorgeous man who also happened to be a friend 15 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,239 Speaker 1: of mine for the last three years. Against my apartment 16 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: door that I had just closed on his beautiful face, 17 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: I typed these words that fiercely haunt me. Now, beesh, 18 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna end up marrying this guy. This 19 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: was meant for my best friend. Okay, okay, the only 20 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: other soul I could muster to express my vulnerable feelings. 21 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 1: I sent this deeply poetic text to him instead. No, 22 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Now that's embarrassing. But I feel like 23 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: you can kind of tell she's like being like obviously 24 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: she's like super super super excited, but also there's a 25 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: hint of jokingness. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So I 26 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 1: mean it is embarrassing. 27 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 2: It is embarrassing for sure, But if I get that text, 28 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, lol, right, I'm gonna be more 29 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,479 Speaker 2: attracted to this person. 30 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it could kind of come out as a win, right, Yeah. 31 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 2: But if you're weird, if you'd be weird in that 32 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 2: weird stage of life where you're like, I want to 33 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 2: be with people that's like not really into me, but 34 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 2: kind of into me, and I don't really want their 35 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 2: hand to be shown to me, and I kind of 36 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,320 Speaker 2: want to be in this mysterious place. 37 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: Then they're gonna be like hell no. But if they're 38 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,400 Speaker 1: like a lover boy, it'll be like, oh good, that's true. 39 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: Do you think there is a void big enough in 40 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: this planet hold all my misery, all the embarrassment? Do 41 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: you think I could make a pact with the devil 42 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: to turn back time? I would just need ten minutes 43 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: that it'd be really nice? Can I please die now, 44 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: like literal and metaphorical death is the only relief I 45 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: might know. I am currently in my library, sprawled across 46 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: the floor, intently staring at the ceiling. Man, I think 47 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: I will be here forever, and we do have an 48 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,920 Speaker 1: update and relevant comments and all that. 49 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 2: The worst that's gonna happen is she doesn't get a 50 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 2: second date. 51 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's the worst that can happen. And yeah, 52 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: I honestly feel like you could play this into I 53 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: actually could see guys using this as like a technique. 54 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,079 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I thought I sent that to my 55 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: best buddy. I'm so sorry. You know, you know what 56 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: I mean. Try to be slick with it, Yeah, trying 57 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: to be slick with that. I feel like this move, 58 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,639 Speaker 1: even though it was actually an accident, could end up 59 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:46,239 Speaker 1: being a win for her. But ladies and gentlemen, there 60 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: is more. Are we ready? I'm so ready, besh. I 61 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: owe you an update that is clever good news. There's 62 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: only so much staring at the ceiling one can do 63 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: before pure boredom kicks in and the realization that the 64 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,520 Speaker 1: desire to scream at the top of your lungs will 65 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: most likely not last for an eternity bad news. You 66 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: guys did me dirty by blasting my still fresh embarrassment 67 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: to the front page and apparently on a famous Portuguese 68 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: radio show this morning. Cool cool, cool dude, This is 69 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: one of my favorite writers on this show of all time. 70 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 1: This is hilarious. Onto the meaty love update. Once I 71 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 1: realized the text Blunder, I quickly texted him that it 72 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: was not meant for him, with a crying emoji, just 73 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: for good measure, sweet sweet man that he is. He 74 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: responded immediately to let me know that he doesn't read 75 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: texts that aren't for him a winky face. Oh. I 76 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: subsequently asked for permission to die. Uh huh. He said, 77 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: please don'te kissing emoji, not. 78 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 2: The emoji ahi, because it's like all the way to 79 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 2: the side. 80 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that was good. That was good. Thank you. 81 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: This morning, he texted me about some travel plans we 82 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: have down the line. Blessed this handsome man. God's are cool, 83 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: but not that cruel. This is where I should clarify 84 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: that the original post was probably a tad hyperbolic, a tad, 85 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: just just like the text. Go figure. I slept well 86 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 1: last night, and I also laughed at myself. The blunder 87 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 1: and just a ridiculous timing we also got imprinted on me. 88 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: Was the exact moment I wrote and sent the text, 89 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: The moment he leaned and kissed me good night. I 90 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 1: looking at him as I closed my apartment door, locking 91 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 1: it and once turning around and heavily sighing and smiling, 92 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: keys still on him. Let me make sure. Ooh, I 93 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: understand what she said. The moment he leaned in and 94 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,039 Speaker 1: kissed me good night. I looked at him as I 95 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 1: closed my apartment door, locking it, once turning the keys, 96 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: a heavy sighing SMI. Oh, so did she close the 97 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: door in his face as he was going in? For no, no, no, no, 98 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 1: no no. Here's what happens post kiss. Yes. Have you 99 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 1: ever seen hitch though? Okay? 100 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 2: So in hitch Will Smith is talking to what's the 101 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:57,040 Speaker 2: guy's name, Kevin James or whatever or no, no, Kevin 102 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,840 Speaker 2: James is in Okay, and Will Smith is telling him, Hey, 103 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 2: this this is how like you you kiss a girl. 104 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 2: So the girl will go to apartment door, you'll fidget 105 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 2: her key. 106 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: He's like in my time, and then what you do? 107 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: You be the guy? I'll be the girl, Yeah, you. 108 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 2: Go in ninety percent and I go in ten. That's 109 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 2: one hundred percent and then slaps him. But that's what 110 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 2: I think happened. And then they kissed, and then she 111 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 2: went in and she was like, oh my. 112 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: Gosh, and she closed the door and she's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 113 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Okay. So two weeks ago he had proposed 114 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: going on a walk of the park. Oh gotcha. I 115 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,840 Speaker 1: had an inkling somehow that after knowing each other for 116 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,279 Speaker 1: three years, he was going to finally, perhaps become vulnerable 117 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 1: and share a few things. I had been in a 118 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: serious relationship when we met. Oh oh, and what I 119 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: know now to be out of respect and my ironclad boundaries. 120 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 1: He never made any advances. But I am single now. 121 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: And at the park, sitting there together, he looked at 122 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:02,159 Speaker 1: me and said he had feelings for me long time 123 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,040 Speaker 1: three year long feet. Oh those are long. I mean 124 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:10,039 Speaker 1: he's got the longest feelings you've ever seen. And right 125 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: there at Prospect Park on a clear night, under some 126 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 1: thirty five visible stars, we counted he kissed me last night. 127 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 1: It was my turn to be vulnerable, even if accidentally, 128 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: for once, I think I understand ted he was always 129 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: the guy I wanted to throw my shoe at whenever 130 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,919 Speaker 1: his ridiculous face showed up on the screen, which was 131 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: a lot. Does she mean like the Teddy Bear ted 132 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: or no, No, how I met your mother? Yeah? That one, 133 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: that's funny. As for the library, I'm not Jane Austen. 134 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was gonna say that too. It's like 135 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 1: she has a library in her in her house. Like 136 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 1: that's great because she's like, Oh, I got into my 137 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: library and sprawled on the floor, just like dig Oh 138 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,840 Speaker 1: I thought she was in college. Oh maybe let's se 139 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: let's see that's what I thought was she said library. 140 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 1: I'm not Jane Austen, but I am a New Yorker 141 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,720 Speaker 1: and the luxury of ample space is not something I recognized. 142 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,840 Speaker 1: My dream as a child refugee growing up in deep 143 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,279 Speaker 1: poverty was to have I have a dedicated place for 144 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 1: all the books I could buy when I grow up 145 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 1: and have the money. Here's a picture of my library 146 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 1: nook that I built through vintage thrifting, DIY projects and patients. 147 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 1: The library. That's it, folks, that's the update. I might 148 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: prefer this life over any rom com. So it kind 149 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,560 Speaker 1: of sounds like she built like a little built a 150 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 1: library and a little nook of her thing. But you 151 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 1: thought the story was over. Aha, you freaking thought. Guys, 152 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: we have more relevant comments and another update. Okay, so 153 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: Opie expounds on the library, you, guys, is not a 154 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: literal library. It's a corner of my apartment turned into 155 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 1: a library nook. Also, for what it's worth, this is 156 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: an embarrassing story that just literally happened to me. But 157 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,600 Speaker 1: believe me, as a refugee who suffered through deep poverty 158 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: from early childhood, I'm well aware of all the hardships 159 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: existing out there. Now, let me go back to staring 160 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: at the ceiling. Nice just Amy says, you just ruined 161 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 1: my mental picture in a dramatic swoon across a plush 162 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: tapestry on the floor of a dusty Victorian library, cheeks blushed, 163 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 1: with the back of your head across your forehead. Wow, 164 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: I literally predicted that I did not read that ahead 165 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: muttering things like well, miss me, and really I am 166 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:12,960 Speaker 1: vexed Lady K fourteen on the freaking Bridgerton. Listen, my dude, dude, women, 167 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 1: you does does your your girl watched Bridgerton? Probably she'll 168 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: talk about it, dude, She she then she doesn't he doesn't. 169 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: You You if you watch bridget if you're a woman 170 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 1: that watches Bridgerton, you live it. You live it. Did 171 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: you see Sophia's birthday party? I did? Yeah, I was there. Bridgerton. Okay, Bridgerton, 172 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 1: you don't understand, and you know you like that. Bro. No, no, no, 173 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 1: it's not like that. It's not me. It's Lady k 174 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: fourteen eighty seven says, make it into a joke, bring 175 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 1: up that that's what they saw in those rom coms, 176 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 1: and honestly, just make it a laughable experience for both example, 177 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: I think I'm going to end up marrying this guy, 178 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 1: says every girl in a rom com. Make it into 179 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 1: a quotable. I don't know how to explain it, but 180 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 1: I'm the type of person that can turn my f 181 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 1: up into a joke, which was like in line with 182 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 1: what we were saying earlier. I'm probably going to greet 183 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: him with a chirpy hi husband next time I see him. 184 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 1: Gotta love it. Tweet Tarred nineteen sixty eight says you 185 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 1: can only refer to him as from here on out facts. 186 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 1: I you know what, I agree? And guys, we have 187 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 1: another update and it's four years later. Oh four years? 188 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 1: Four years? Get ready? Do you like stalker? You know 189 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,440 Speaker 1: it's it's not looking. I'm not eving it. Okay, let's 190 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: get into it. Three years after I mistakenly pressed send, 191 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,720 Speaker 1: texting this gorgeous specimen of a guy I would marry 192 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 1: him seconds after ending our first date. He's still in 193 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,880 Speaker 1: hand as I struggle to both text and lock the door, 194 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 1: and subsequently sprawled across my library wishing for the floor 195 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 1: to engulf me. I did end up marrying this man. 196 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 1: He did it? What you did it? What? Yes? 197 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 2: The amount of people I was like, Oh my gosh, 198 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,360 Speaker 2: I'm gonna marry them, and then this actually happened. 199 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:53,199 Speaker 1: That's wild. What the frick? I am dying right now? 200 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,640 Speaker 1: No way that No, this is vake out of all 201 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 1: the stories. This was not real. No, no, it is 202 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,880 Speaker 1: it is. How do you know this is on? This 203 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 1: is online? John? I feel it. I feel it. I 204 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,480 Speaker 1: feel it in my loins. Dang, what in the world life? 205 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,720 Speaker 1: Thought I'd let you guys know, since you did help 206 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 1: me with your funny comments and shared shameful moments to 207 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 1: eventually get myself up that fateful evening, dust myself off 208 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,960 Speaker 1: and not commit cringe Sopuku, which is like, yeah, you 209 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 1: can look that up. It's been three years of pure 210 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: joy and he's still as dreamy and kind. You guys, 211 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: and it was kids, That's how I met your father 212 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:31,880 Speaker 1: after all. Oh you in the next chapter, honestly, so, guys. 213 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,960 Speaker 1: If ever there's a story like this that we've read 214 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,320 Speaker 1: that years later you get married and find the story, 215 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,079 Speaker 1: please let us know, please please, because we will run 216 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,679 Speaker 1: it back and bring you on and we will do that. 217 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: You can just pull up to La and just we 218 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,040 Speaker 1: will find you. 219 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 2: Go anywhere in La and we will hunt you down right, 220 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 2: We'll put Sophia on the case. 221 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 1: Also, chat is literally like my gosh, you got them 222 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 1: growled up on Bridgerton. I know you like this good, 223 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 1: so good, this is beautiful, which it is. It's fine. 224 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,719 Speaker 1: I want fireworks at my wedding now, just because of 225 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:08,800 Speaker 1: that one. Who well cute. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have it. 226 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: Probably two, you're gonna have two. Yeah, I come to one, 227 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 1: come to both. I can go. I don't want to 228 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,600 Speaker 1: invite myself to both, but I'm so glad I made it. Tomorrow, 229 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,199 Speaker 1: let's go, ready to go to Africa. Oh, second one. 230 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,920 Speaker 2: Africa will be lit. Yeah, I'll be all like we're 231 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 2: in Africa. 232 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 1: Riley just ran all of the things he could possibly 233 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,680 Speaker 1: say through his brain in one moment, and there's like, 234 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 1: we're going to Africa. I said it ahead, don't regret it. 235 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,959 Speaker 1: That's the episode. That's that. Guys, if you love us, 236 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:45,320 Speaker 1: make sure to subscribe. We love you and Seinemo. This 237 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 1: is an episode from Deep within the Archives. Time for 238 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:52,760 Speaker 1: okop re lash and I'm at a loss for words 239 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,600 Speaker 1: because I found out that I am the other woman 240 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,720 Speaker 1: and my boyfriend is married with a baby on the way. 241 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,000 Speaker 1: You know what, It already sucked to find out that 242 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 1: you're being cheated on, right, it's it's already a terrible experience. However, 243 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: to know that you're the side piece, Yeah, you're second, 244 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 1: You're you're you're the frozen microwaved peas to their state 245 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:19,599 Speaker 1: frozen microwave. Oh wow, that's actually like a great analogy 246 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:24,200 Speaker 1: and a very very sad one. You you taste like 247 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:31,520 Speaker 1: frozen side of peas. That jolly green giant ain't so 248 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 1: jolly anymore. Microwaved trash hot hot microwave trashuck. That sucks, dude, Sorry, 249 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 1: side pieas side piece side piece. I like that, all right. 250 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 1: I love how this story starts. Let's go. I feel 251 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 1: like such a fool my heart. 252 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 3: Fool is just such like an evil villain word you fool, fool, 253 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,200 Speaker 3: or like a like a nineteen twin and he's distressed woman. 254 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,360 Speaker 1: I feel like such a fool or like or like 255 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 1: a nineteen eighties like like pop sad pop anthem, like. 256 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 3: I was a fool you were cool, or like or 257 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:16,760 Speaker 3: like a tough nineteen seventy five dude, where it's like 258 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,280 Speaker 3: put a food a field with me. I met this 259 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,920 Speaker 3: guy on Hinge about a year ago, let's. 260 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,520 Speaker 1: Call him Craig. We hit it up. 261 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:24,280 Speaker 3: We started seeing a lot of each other, let's say 262 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,960 Speaker 3: a whole lot, and it developed into us seeing each 263 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 3: other almost every freaking day, day in, day out. We 264 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 3: were doing the old internet. 265 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 1: Wow. I've stayed in his place plenty of times, and 266 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,199 Speaker 1: he stayed at mine a lot of times. I mean 267 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,319 Speaker 1: he came to my family's house. 268 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,800 Speaker 3: For Christmas Eve and Christmas, which is why this this 269 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,320 Speaker 3: is a shock. 270 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,959 Speaker 1: Uh Oh. Today I received a call when I was 271 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: getting ready for work from a number I didn't recognize 272 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,200 Speaker 1: is it? But coincidentally it was the same area code 273 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:55,600 Speaker 1: as my boyfriend's. He's originally from another city. So I 274 00:13:55,720 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 1: decided to answer, and this woman introduces herself as Craig's wife. 275 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 3: No, okay, but at first hope he doesn't realize what's happening, 276 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 3: and she's like, I thought it was some kind of prank. 277 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,200 Speaker 3: But then she explained that she was three months pregnant 278 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,880 Speaker 3: and her husband had revealed to her last month that 279 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,079 Speaker 3: he was having an affair. 280 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,000 Speaker 1: Oh, he came clean. 281 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,480 Speaker 3: He told her that he had ended it, but she 282 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:21,400 Speaker 3: realized after looking at his phone records and text he 283 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,160 Speaker 3: did not. 284 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: Who admitst to their to their cheating affair and then 285 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:31,640 Speaker 1: doesn't say it's stopped and keeps going I know, or 286 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,000 Speaker 1: maybe it's like the old bait and switch. It's like, yeah, 287 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,480 Speaker 1: it's like she's getting suspicious, right, she's getting suspicious. 288 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I gotta come clean, honey. I'm totally 289 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 3: this other girl. But I swear it was the last time. 290 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 3: I swear, I swear it was the last time done. 291 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,960 Speaker 3: And then she's like, oh my god, like I can't 292 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,560 Speaker 3: believe he did this, but like, thank you so much 293 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 3: for telling me that over you know, it's u I'm 294 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 3: so glad it's over, suspicion gone, because what idiot would 295 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 3: tell his wife that he's cheating and then continua sheet. 296 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,120 Speaker 3: But you know, I don't think he did the second 297 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,560 Speaker 3: part well enough, the cover up of the cheating after 298 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 3: admitting to the cheating. 299 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he just like you're just walking around, This 300 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: idea popped in his head and he was like, Bob, 301 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: you brilliant best you've. 302 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 3: Done it again. But Bob was no brilliant bastard. Well, 303 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 3: I guess his name is Craig Ray. She was very 304 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 3: nice and kept saying she knew it was not my 305 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 3: fault and I probably had no idea as this was 306 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:29,280 Speaker 3: not his first indiscretion. Honey, you deserve better. He be 307 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 3: cheating right past cheating and then he'd be telling you 308 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 3: cheating again twice in year out. Man, the same baseball rules. 309 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,480 Speaker 3: This is fucking relationship rules, and girl, you're a queen 310 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,160 Speaker 3: and goose should rule, so you know, take that royal 311 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 3: scepter and stick it up his ass and kick him out, 312 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 3: because come on, like, this is ridiculous. Cheaters ever prosper 313 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:54,720 Speaker 3: and you should not be dicking down or using that 314 00:15:54,800 --> 00:16:01,040 Speaker 3: voodoo clam on that man anymore. Should you know a 315 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,440 Speaker 3: voodoo clam has powers. I'll be the first to admit 316 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 3: that clam speaks to me. I'm speaking in the best 317 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,440 Speaker 3: possible ways, and I'm doing everything that clam tells me. 318 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,600 Speaker 1: Clam down. 319 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 3: I didn't really say much on the call because I 320 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,040 Speaker 3: was in complete shock. I of course call my boyfriend 321 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,360 Speaker 3: and he starts crying and admits everything, telling me he 322 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,120 Speaker 3: was only unhinged when he and his wife were on 323 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 3: a break and figured it would lead to a hook up. 324 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 3: But he didn't realize he would meet this soulmate. 325 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:32,880 Speaker 1: Stop yo face with this soul ma yo yo, fuck bro, 326 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,440 Speaker 1: he's trying to like, like like a holiday card, a 327 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:41,080 Speaker 1: Hallmark movie, this shit yo, Like, don't fall for this 328 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 1: sappy sweet because he just all he wants to do 329 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 1: is just stick his sloppy meat and expel his sappy 330 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 1: sweeten der voodoo clam. And you should not accept that. Hit. Bro. 331 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 3: You're doing better than this, girl, girls, you're better than this. 332 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 3: Don't do it, he said he was planning on telling me, 333 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,120 Speaker 3: but there was never a good time, Because when do you. 334 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 1: A good time? 335 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,320 Speaker 3: Oh, I have a wife and a baby on the way, 336 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 3: When do you say that brunch. Yeah, you know you 337 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,320 Speaker 3: can't say it at dinner. Breakfast is too early. 338 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you gotta get I get midday. Come on, 339 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,560 Speaker 1: let this give us a few hours of summer, you know, imsa? Yeah, 340 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:20,080 Speaker 1: you know. Morals are questionable, you know, while we're both 341 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 1: in this day, Hey, I'm fucking someone else. Who's my 342 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 1: wife with the baby that we have? No, you're the someone. 343 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 1: And then when his wife revealed she was pregnant, he 344 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 1: didn't know what to do and figured he dealed with 345 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 1: it after the holidays. Bro, this is a twenty twenty 346 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 1: three problem. This this, This isn't your your quarterly reports. Okay, 347 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:46,320 Speaker 1: this is life, my god? Yoh yeah, life exists in quarters. Man, 348 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 1: There's there's there's no, there's no out of office for this, 349 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,679 Speaker 1: my friend? Why not? Why not? 350 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,040 Speaker 3: I think man's a revolutionary I say, put off all 351 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 3: your problems until the next quarter. 352 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:02,159 Speaker 1: So sorry, I can't address my affair with you. I 353 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,240 Speaker 1: am oo on. 354 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:07,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, domestic, I know, you know we've had these these 355 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 3: issues for a while. Let's let's circle back in the 356 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,400 Speaker 3: new year and figure it out. 357 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:11,440 Speaker 2: It. 358 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 1: Can we put a pin in this? Yeah, let's let's 359 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,359 Speaker 1: pencil in something for January. Yeah, let's put it on 360 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,440 Speaker 1: the calendar. I think that would be great. I'll send 361 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: you my calendar. Lane yea bucket time. Don't let me 362 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 1: have to go through a book of time by hisself. 363 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,080 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I'm so disappointed and saddened by this. 364 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,720 Speaker 1: I thought he was the one. Now I have to 365 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,280 Speaker 1: tell my family the man that I brought to stay 366 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,920 Speaker 1: for the holidays is married with a baby on the way. 367 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,439 Speaker 3: It's an oopsy it's an oopsy oops. Okay, but just 368 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,840 Speaker 3: real quick, do you have to tell them though? Can't 369 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,760 Speaker 3: you just say you broke up? 370 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: Actually? I mean because that that shouldn't be the truth. 371 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: I hope that's why we're. 372 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,400 Speaker 3: Heading Yeah, oh yeah, all right. Anyway, she says how embarrassing. 373 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 3: He wants to come over tonight to talk in person, 374 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:54,280 Speaker 3: and I told them no, God, soul sister, But was 375 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 3: that the right thing? Should I try to hear him 376 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 3: out or should I end it? I don't know what 377 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,040 Speaker 3: there is to talk about, but he's blown up my 378 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,360 Speaker 3: like crazy. I did feel like he was my soulmate. 379 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 3: But I don't want to be the other woman. I 380 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 3: want to be the capital thhe woman. So what does 381 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,080 Speaker 3: she do, She. 382 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,280 Speaker 1: Slops him down, gives him the top of his life. 383 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 1: That's right, the top of the letterhead, saying we're done. 384 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 1: She's slobbering on that letterhead. Where come that envelope? Invisibly? Exactly? 385 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,720 Speaker 3: Come on, I'm serving you this breakoup now that's right. 386 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,119 Speaker 3: I mean, ope, guy, and that your entire relationship is 387 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,760 Speaker 3: formed on a lie. And if this is how you 388 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:40,360 Speaker 3: begin the relationship, I can't imagine that proceeding in such 389 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,000 Speaker 3: a relationship. 390 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,200 Speaker 1: Would be fruitful. 391 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:46,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, sorry that you were misled that sex. But 392 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,199 Speaker 3: the best thing you can do is move on and 393 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,160 Speaker 3: hit up another hinge guy, and hopefully he's not married. 394 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,400 Speaker 1: You know what, we need some sort of like oh 395 00:19:55,480 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 1: she gets with the woman, his own child away from him, Yo, 396 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,560 Speaker 1: and Mary marry his wife. 397 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 3: Yeah that's the kid, take full custody. Yeah, and then 398 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,760 Speaker 3: send him a count the link for the divorce. If 399 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 3: you like that story, check out this one where cheating 400 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,119 Speaker 3: mom abandons me. 401 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,960 Speaker 1: No, my boyfriend and his lady friend pranked me by 402 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,280 Speaker 1: saying he was arrested in Mexico and I think he's 403 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:25,600 Speaker 1: cheating on me. Okayop read. 404 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:34,360 Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're going so fast John Speed, my god, 405 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 4: where we're going. We're going to story feel the story 406 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,280 Speaker 4: next up? John, This is okay. 407 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 1: Ope, I'm Samuel Daughter and I'm John John. I heard 408 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 1: you have a great story for us in the Storyville. 409 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,640 Speaker 1: I think we just rolled into that one. Alright, let's 410 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 1: get a gas pedal to the metal, babies, all gas, 411 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,880 Speaker 1: No breaks are fallen soldier. Did he die? No? No, 412 00:20:55,920 --> 00:21:00,199 Speaker 1: his stopped doing that. He born in channel five? That's right. Like, 413 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,400 Speaker 1: oh my god. My boyfriend and his lady friend pranked 414 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 1: me by saying he was arrested in Mexico, and I 415 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 1: think he's cheating on me. 416 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,520 Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Also terrible prank. That's a mean prank, Bro, 417 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 3: It's not even funny. 418 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,159 Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh wait, is the prank the Mexico or the 419 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 1: cheating cheated on you? God? Oh goodness, Op gets right 420 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,359 Speaker 1: into it. I'll cut the bs. Yeah, cut it. Oh be. 421 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,359 Speaker 1: My boyfriend went to Mexico with a group of his 422 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:33,200 Speaker 1: friends alone, alone, not with me. Was she not invited? Sad? Well? Uh, 423 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:37,000 Speaker 1: I could not afford to do this trip due to university. Okay, sorry, 424 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,159 Speaker 1: but I encouraged him to go and have fun on 425 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 1: this trip and suggested some spots that I have visited before. Oh, okay, 426 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,840 Speaker 1: that's nice. Starts out good. Yes. Up until the trip, 427 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 1: everything seemed great. The same group of friends going to 428 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,240 Speaker 1: Mexico I've met previously twice. Cool. They all spoke a 429 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 1: different language, Russian. But I made some decent acquaintances. But 430 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 1: I also made some enemies. Enemies some ops, the freaking 431 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:11,760 Speaker 1: call me Russians. We're getting some Cold war beef. I'll 432 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,639 Speaker 1: have to take it back. 433 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,119 Speaker 3: To the nineteen eighties Reagan era, about to drop a 434 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,639 Speaker 3: nuke on these not to be quite just kidding. 435 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 1: We love Russians, by the way, Nah, as soon as 436 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,360 Speaker 1: soon as they sponsor us, we love them. Yeah, Hey, 437 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,880 Speaker 1: Vladimir sponsor us. I will bend to your will for money. Yes, 438 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,160 Speaker 1: that's on the right. How big and tall you are? 439 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,679 Speaker 1: He looks so good on a horse. To be quite frank, 440 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:39,720 Speaker 1: I have been against this one girl in particular. Be frank, op, yeah, 441 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 1: be frank. She and her close click have been cold 442 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,320 Speaker 1: since I showed up at the first party, like the 443 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:51,000 Speaker 1: Cold War? Am I right? Damn? He's gone to call that? Wow, 444 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,719 Speaker 1: she has a crush on my man? How does she know? Uh? 445 00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,600 Speaker 1: From what I've witnessed her leaning on him, kisses on 446 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 1: the at the bar. Wait, what attempting to drag him 447 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,199 Speaker 1: away from me to dance and what he's told me 448 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,359 Speaker 1: She has a huge crush on him and it's created 449 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 1: issues in past relationships. Oh that is uh, that's rough, bro, 450 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,960 Speaker 1: Red flags. Red flags may mayon And also like the 451 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,280 Speaker 1: fact that the boyfriend isn't shutting it down like that's 452 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:27,120 Speaker 1: that's also a red flag. Exactly, slights foreshadowing. So I've 453 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,400 Speaker 1: had my guard up. Guys, I can imagine Opie as 454 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,320 Speaker 1: one would. Anyhow, tonight I received a FaceTime. It was 455 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,360 Speaker 1: the same girl, his lady friend. Oh no, and her 456 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:43,040 Speaker 1: bff calling me from my boyfriend's phone. Oh no, peculiar, 457 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,440 Speaker 1: saying he was in jail with his friend in Mexico. 458 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's never a call you want to get. Yeah, dude, 459 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,879 Speaker 1: Mexican prisons are not fun. Oh it doesn't sound a 460 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 1: lock in the bark. No. I kept calling for one 461 00:23:55,200 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: minute while internally flipping out, and then my boyfriend appeared 462 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,920 Speaker 1: on the phone. What I thought you were in jail, bro. 463 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:09,080 Speaker 1: Maybe it's his one call, his one FaceTime. You are 464 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 1: allowed one FaceTime. No emojis see. Then he told me 465 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,000 Speaker 1: it was a joke, but that his friend actually went 466 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,600 Speaker 1: to jail without him. Right, So his friend actually did 467 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,720 Speaker 1: go to his friend actually is in jail. Wait, that's 468 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 1: like a funny twist. Actually, what are we doing here? 469 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:34,080 Speaker 1: What are we doing here? Guys? What just meet on 470 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:38,920 Speaker 1: the girlfriends? Like this is on everyone's now. I was 471 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,800 Speaker 1: very upset by this. I told him he made me 472 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,800 Speaker 1: feel hurt and disappointed in him. After he promised me 473 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,439 Speaker 1: no drama and that his lady friend wouldn't be involved 474 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 1: in our lives. 475 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 3: Sounds like she's getting pretty involved in this Mexico trip. 476 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 3: In this handcuffs, you know, the handcuffs coming out in 477 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,359 Speaker 3: the jail to the bad bound. 478 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,120 Speaker 1: Wow. Wow. He then told me I was attacking his character. 479 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,280 Speaker 1: He said, I should never challenge him like this and 480 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,040 Speaker 1: insult his character. Oh my goodness, how could you his 481 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,680 Speaker 1: character's character? It's been assassinated. 482 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:23,400 Speaker 3: Man's a freaking character. Sure, oh, puppet ye paulpet. 483 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 1: I told him I was disappointed in him and I 484 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,960 Speaker 1: thought he would make better choices. He took this as disrespect. 485 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,919 Speaker 3: I'm imagining this in a Russian accent. That's a Russian accent. 486 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:40,680 Speaker 1: I can't believe you believe like vled Mira assassin riss, 487 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:52,200 Speaker 1: how good you? Yeah? Fine? Now was I really being disrespectful? 488 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: Would you personally put up with this? I would an audience. 489 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,920 Speaker 1: Man's been kicked to the curb? Kick to the curb? 490 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:04,600 Speaker 1: Is this three press in Russia? Oh? Hell, well you 491 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: have come. You have written to die to the sequel 492 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:15,639 Speaker 1: of Vladimir's Rage, Vladimir's Rage, Latmir's rage, Dude, that's a 493 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 1: good name for an energy ch that is Vladimir's rate bro, 494 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 1: Vladimir's red Rage. And it's like cherry flavored. Maybe we 495 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,880 Speaker 1: should just like we still do okyop. But basically it's 496 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:30,080 Speaker 1: all upfront for a Russian like red bull. Yeah. 497 00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,320 Speaker 3: And it's like we make it in Russia, so we 498 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 3: can add all sorts of crazy chemicals to it, like steroids. 499 00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,360 Speaker 1: Oh for sure. And what's addictive? What's the math? Math 500 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,919 Speaker 1: is addictive? Right? Math? Liquid math? Liquid math has to 501 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:42,560 Speaker 1: be crazy? 502 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, sorry, reject it right into your eyeball. 503 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,639 Speaker 1: God, we're about to make some money off of you, 504 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: guys op. He goes on to say, if this really 505 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,679 Speaker 1: is disrespect then I have a lot to learn in 506 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,639 Speaker 1: which I would do so willingly. So please let me know. 507 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,800 Speaker 3: Wow, I love like the openness of growth, growth mindset, 508 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,719 Speaker 3: OPI let's see it. 509 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:06,800 Speaker 1: Yes, and Opie has an update an. 510 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:13,360 Speaker 3: Update, so so they basically they pranked them, frank them, 511 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,639 Speaker 3: yes and uh, and that we don't really have a 512 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 3: resolution until the update. 513 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 1: Now I read your comments and I agree. Last night, 514 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: he continued to say he wouldn't let any woman challenge 515 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:31,040 Speaker 1: him or disrespect him like I was apparently doing. Wow, 516 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:35,240 Speaker 1: what a guy sounds like? This lady friend is whispering 517 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,960 Speaker 1: in this boyfriend's ear. Sweet nothing. I told him I 518 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 1: won't accept this is I need to be able to 519 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,200 Speaker 1: discuss how I feel. I told him, he is continuing 520 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,320 Speaker 1: to flip this on me and I find it very 521 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,960 Speaker 1: sad he can't just apologize or communicate with me properly. 522 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:58,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, apologize, bro Yeah, at least communicate the brooch boom. 523 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,159 Speaker 1: He said, he can go really far and just stop 524 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,480 Speaker 1: contacting me. Wow. 525 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,199 Speaker 3: Whatever, he's looking for an excuse to break up with 526 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,040 Speaker 3: her because he cheated on her. 527 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,320 Speaker 1: I asked him to stop acting like this and understand 528 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:18,920 Speaker 1: I am actually hurt over this, to which he said 529 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 1: he didn't care. I was still challenging him, what a 530 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,119 Speaker 1: what a ding dong? What a ding dong? God like, 531 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:35,440 Speaker 1: how either you're immensely stupid or you're hiding something. Yeah, 532 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 1: the old man has some secrets up his sleeve. He 533 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,280 Speaker 1: hung up and wouldn't pick up the phone again, So 534 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 1: I blocked him on my phone every single other app 535 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,920 Speaker 1: as well. I also removed the friend, the lady friend 536 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,680 Speaker 1: he was on vacation with, so he can be single 537 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,600 Speaker 1: and come home to an empty place. I guess they 538 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,480 Speaker 1: were living together. Wow, they were living together, it seems 539 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:04,720 Speaker 1: so After the overwhelming response, I've made my decision. I've 540 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: had good sleep and time to calm down. I've realized 541 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,840 Speaker 1: that this is not the man for me and not 542 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,120 Speaker 1: someone I could ever marry. It's sound straight, sister, Come on, 543 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,920 Speaker 1: tell them it's sad to say. It's sad to say, 544 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,400 Speaker 1: but it's best. It happened now after a few months 545 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,520 Speaker 1: versus a couple of years down the line. Thank you everyone. 546 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,560 Speaker 1: I wish I could give you hugs. 547 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:32,760 Speaker 3: Smiley face, roller coaster, roller coaster, roller coaster. 548 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,960 Speaker 1: Oh he made the right decision. Oh he made the 549 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,240 Speaker 1: right And I also love how you know, like the 550 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,560 Speaker 1: people have rid it spoke she listened to it. Actually, 551 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 1: you know, had a very positive impact. 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