Speaker 1: Anyways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been watching these fucking dogs, so I'm tired.
Speaker 2: It's like worse than.
Speaker 3: A baby up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: I think babies are actually easier.
Speaker 3: Wait, the dogs are that way wait because babies don't
Speaker 3: have to go outside to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: They just have to go outside the bathroom.
Speaker 3: And also like, oh yeah, they wear diaper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, oh my god, yeah that's true. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a lot I.
Speaker 3: Just saw justin get the idea that having a baby
Speaker 3: is easier than having a dog. The look on your face,
Speaker 3: You're like, oh yeah, I just feel I don't know
Speaker 3: what the fuck you guys are complaining about.
Speaker 4: Anytime someone brings up a baby, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know my dog, and I feel bad for equating it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's way different. I'm sure, it's just so
Speaker 2: way yeah, it's so much harder.
Speaker 4: And then anytime I bring it up, someone brings me
Speaker 4: and it's like, actually, you know, it's kind of sim
Speaker 4: house similar.
Speaker 5: It was like, oh, hello the Internet and welcome to
Speaker 5: Season three thirty seven, episode four.
Speaker 3: Of Turn Daily's Like Guys yea a tedious production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 3: into America's shared consciousness. And it is Thursday, May ninth,
Speaker 3: twenty twenty four. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 6: That means this National Alphabet Magnet Day, this National sleepover Day.
Speaker 6: Oh he looks National Moscato Day, shout out to everybody
Speaker 6: can sip a mescato on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, National Butterscots Brownie Day too. Oh and National Loss
Speaker 3: Sock Memorial Day. I just all right, I just had
Speaker 3: that ninety percent of the socks that I've ever had,
Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, that's how it is. At the end,
Speaker 3: I only have one of them, you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it is what it is. The other thing is too
Speaker 3: if I wash it with sheets like a fitted sheet.
Speaker 6: The other day I found a loose sock in the
Speaker 6: sheet when after I unfolded it, So you know, the
Speaker 6: good place to look sometimes for that lost one.
Speaker 3: I think they get like ingested into, Like I think
Speaker 3: the washing machine like sucks them up with the water.
Speaker 3: Sometimes that's my conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: I haven't looked into fucking idiot, So would you say.
Speaker 3: That fucking idiot right now? Machine?
Speaker 2: Hey that brow?
Speaker 3: Where does it go?
Speaker 2: This is embarrassing here.
Speaker 3: Some motherfucker talking about a washing machine ingested of ingesting socks.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Somebody watches too many cartoons. What are you talking about.
Speaker 3: I think he eats it for breakfast and it's like
Speaker 3: their food. Marcella.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you think that. I bet that you
Speaker 2: think that there's some one of your one of your
Speaker 2: listeners is mad right now, who.
Speaker 8: Doesn't really think that she's on Marsella, Yeah, she's mean.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Jack has a fucking boner. Every time I make fun.
Speaker 3: Of it, invisible boner, it pops into the frame of
Speaker 3: the zoom. It's embarrassing, an.
Speaker 2: Abusive household, y'all. I'm doing him a favorite listeners.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we see Marcella's phone like lightening up. She goes, oh,
Speaker 6: I got another zel payment from Jack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all don't even know you enjoy that ship. Yes,
Speaker 2: thank you was first. I remember when I was first
Speaker 2: on that's full. The fucker wouldn't even look me in
Speaker 2: the eye.
Speaker 3: Well, I've had problems with eye contact throughout.
Speaker 2: My Yeah, I know. It was just always cracking me out.
Speaker 2: I would like it's kind of how it started in
Speaker 2: my heart because I was like, I can't get to
Speaker 2: look at me? How do I even look at me?
Speaker 2: And I started like you start abusing you and you love.
Speaker 6: That's so funny because that's my I remember when Jack
Speaker 6: first hit me up when I was at my other
Speaker 6: gig and he was like, hey, man, would you want
Speaker 6: to go podcasting? I remember we grabbed lunch, like near
Speaker 6: Lebrea or something, and the whole time, I remember I
Speaker 6: hit up her majesty because she used to work with you,
Speaker 6: and I was like, hey, I don't know if this
Speaker 6: was for real, Like he didn't look me in my
Speaker 6: eye or nothing.
Speaker 3: The whole time. That could have just been a fever dream.
Speaker 3: But no, here we are.
Speaker 2: You should just be wearing sunglasses, bro at all times,
Speaker 2: and then people just think you're mysterious. That's how you
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: A face poker, face poker, that's what it is. It's
Speaker 3: actually I do it on purpose because I've got so
Speaker 3: much to hide. Relax.
Speaker 9: Oh shit, my name is Jack O'Brien aka Rome, Sex
Speaker 9: and Eagles, Rome and Empire rules, Rome.
Speaker 3: Sex and eagles, my favorite bird. My favorite feels Rome,
Speaker 3: sex and eagles. Because I am a man. Rome, sex
Speaker 3: and eagles the only three things that make me feel
Speaker 3: man and is courtesy a Blinky Heck on the Discord
Speaker 3: in reference to the work I am putting in trying
Speaker 3: to make myself like the Roman Empire eagles and think
Speaker 3: about sex more because I'm told that that's what that's
Speaker 3: that's it's all men, that's how men are. You know,
Speaker 3: That's that's sick.
Speaker 7: That's sick.
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta live up to the toxic masculinity
Speaker 3: standards set for me by Morning Zoo Radio DJs. So
Speaker 3: that's what I'm working on with you here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Eagles.
Speaker 3: Every guy's favorite bird is eagles. Marcella, You didn't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that either.
Speaker 2: Innocent. Yeah, I feel like an innocent, dumb woman. I
Speaker 2: don't know anything about what's going on your brain.
Speaker 3: I don't know about birds. Well, I'm thrilled to be
Speaker 3: joined as always by my co host mister Miles Gray. Yes,
Speaker 3: Sister lorda Lancersham, coming live from the nation's capital, about
Speaker 3: to go throw up two middle fingers at sixteen hundred
Speaker 3: Pennsylvania Avenue. Wisher boy Miles Gray. Aka, but I've been
Speaker 3: round it up so early and traveling and I just
Speaker 3: got here and I set up and here we go.
Speaker 3: I'm ready, I'm ready, and I'm gladster in standard time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you.
Speaker 3: I'm in DC right now visiting my in laws so
Speaker 3: I could show them the baby more.
Speaker 2: Oh they're so cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, just but it's it's man waking up.
Speaker 6: I just I'm like at that phase and I realized,
Speaker 6: you wake up baby up, like in the middle of
Speaker 6: their sleep, and they're fucking you up with like their
Speaker 6: anger pretty much.
Speaker 2: As they should as they should.
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, And I'm like now I'm like, fuck, man,
Speaker 6: I should have just spent that extra like sixty bucks
Speaker 6: to take like the flight that was two hours.
Speaker 3: Later, right, but yeah, whatever, Hey, just paying my tuition
Speaker 3: to the School of Experience, as they say.
Speaker 2: I have this really hilarious picture of one of my
Speaker 2: nephews when he was who wasn't that toddler He was
Speaker 2: just under that so I don't know one and a
Speaker 2: half I think he was, and he was sleeping and
Speaker 2: my sister was like, oh, can you get Danny, you know,
Speaker 2: so we can put you know, put him because we
Speaker 2: were going somewhere and I had to wake him up,
Speaker 2: and he gave me this dirty ass, dirty ass look like,
Speaker 2: didn't cry, but he gave me his dirty ass look. Yeah,
Speaker 2: put his thumb in his mouth. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Danny didn't me to wake up. And then
Speaker 2: you know, I'm holding him so I can't see his face,
Speaker 2: and I put him in the car seat and he's
Speaker 2: still mean and I have a picture because he didn't stop.
Speaker 2: Had this hilarious picture. This motherfucker mean mugging me. It's
Speaker 2: one of my favorite pictures of him. I need to
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, did get it? Yeah? Me mugging babies. They hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well he's communicate, Yeah, absolutely, no no filter anyway, who's that?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
Speaker 3: by one of our favorite guests, one of your favorite guests,
Speaker 3: a writer, actor, one of the funniest stand up comedians
Speaker 3: doing it. She has an incredible stand up special called
Speaker 3: Bitch Grow Up that you must go watch on Max.
Speaker 3: You can see her on May thirty first in Chicago.
Speaker 3: It's the hilarious, the talented Marcella Arwell, it's.
Speaker 2: Me Marcelli AKA, I'm tired. Don't expect anything from me
Speaker 2: except maybe being mean necessary.
Speaker 3: That's all we want, that's all we want. Yeah, don't
Speaker 3: Chicago sell up in the middle of her. Now, that's
Speaker 3: that's how we did this. We yeah, didn't tell her
Speaker 3: she was on. We just came over and woke her up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm fucking tired. The i's wrong with you guys?
Speaker 3: Why you have microphones? I'might We're gonna do a podcast
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 7: He wa.
Speaker 2: So we're san a dick in your face the microphone.
Speaker 2: You're going to dig it rather it be a dig.
Speaker 3: You're going to be in Des Moines, Iowa, June fourteenth, Yeah, Dallas, Texas,
Speaker 3: August second and third. That's a that's a spread, Chicago, Iowa, Texas.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to add a bunch of dates because
Speaker 2: I am moving to Chicago and I'm starting a monthly
Speaker 2: show out there. I'm very excited about that because comedy
Speaker 2: audiences in Chicago are fucking incredible. Yeah, and I really
Speaker 2: can't wait to get better and work on I'm going
Speaker 2: to work on a solo show out there. I'm gonna,
Speaker 2: you know, make more stand up happen. And I'm really
Speaker 2: fucking excited. So I'm going to actually be in the
Speaker 2: like whatever clubs are around that area. That are easy
Speaker 2: to get to will definitely be frequenting that. So if
Speaker 2: you guys want to send me any ideas of where
Speaker 2: I should visit in the surrounding Chicago, let.
Speaker 3: Me know, Marcella, have you seen that like big shiny
Speaker 3: bean thing that's in Chicago, right, my pussy? No, the
Speaker 3: big shiny bean had.
Speaker 2: A big old No, I haven't. I rarely do touristic
Speaker 2: show when I go anywhere. It's just like I'm like,
Speaker 2: where can I eat?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I care about yeah, yeah, yeah, well Chicago.
Speaker 2: I'm not a big sight seeing person. I don't like
Speaker 2: to know the racist history of our country.
Speaker 8: So usually is yeah, it's like this used to ride exactly,
Speaker 8: even if like it if it's like not like whatever
Speaker 8: Christopher Columbus statue, like even like the bean, I'm sure
Speaker 8: the bean has some fucking weird history.
Speaker 2: And you're just the more you read about you're like, oh, God, Jesus,
Speaker 2: this I paid an entry fee to walk these racist
Speaker 2: steps or whatever, sex is homophobe, but whatever. This is
Speaker 2: by a native destruction, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is by an abstract artist who was funded
Speaker 3: and worked for the c I A.
Speaker 2: Very there it is. Yeah, that's usually how it is though.
Speaker 2: You're just like, what and you brought me here because
Speaker 2: you think this is cool? Why didn't we just go
Speaker 2: get cheeseburgers by a water?
Speaker 7: Water?
Speaker 2: Water? Maybe what kind of body of water?
Speaker 3: Take me to a water?
Speaker 2: Take me to a water.
Speaker 3: I don't like, I don't. I don't only like long
Speaker 3: walks on a beach. I like long walks by a water.
Speaker 3: It could be the beach, it could be love it
Speaker 3: a river.
Speaker 2: It's a stream of you know, like a waterfall, like
Speaker 2: a man made water fog.
Speaker 3: Show me that ship there right there? You go go
Speaker 3: to the art museum though, that is by that's right.
Speaker 2: I will definitely I will definitely be hitting up museum.
Speaker 3: The art museum.
Speaker 2: I love when all the racism is in closed in
Speaker 2: one yea yeah, I love that. Get a little walk in.
Speaker 6: But they have so many bangers in that thing where
Speaker 6: you're like, oh, ship this like seminal art pieces in
Speaker 6: here too.
Speaker 3: I want their high off edibles so fucked up. And
Speaker 3: I remember just being like, yo, American, Like I saw
Speaker 3: American Gothic for the first time in person. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is here, and that was just kind of It's
Speaker 3: just it's just wild it's creepy. I love a museum,
Speaker 3: love a music Yeah, I love my Kentucky Public school.
Speaker 3: In eighth grade, we did a school trip. The big
Speaker 3: school trip for like graduating eighth grade was to Chicago,
Speaker 3: which was super fun, but we did not go to
Speaker 3: the Art Museum. We went to Medieval Times and the
Speaker 3: McDonald's that a global McDonald's and rock and roll McDonald's
Speaker 3: is rock.
Speaker 2: And roll McDonald's.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not rock and roll McDonald's anymore. I'm sure
Speaker 6: super producer Justin could could verify that, but I remember, like,
Speaker 6: it's it's way more like modern now up in there.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the McDonald's of the future. Another time, I'm just
Speaker 3: giving I'm giving you jewels here.
Speaker 2: I went to the Global McDonald's. You know, before October
Speaker 2: I was eating McDonald's. But I went to the global one,
Speaker 2: and that was interesting to have all like the weird
Speaker 2: like not weird, I should say weird, but they have
Speaker 2: all the shit that is at the other in other countries,
Speaker 2: like national McDonald's. So we went to that. That was
Speaker 2: really interesting.
Speaker 3: What'd you get?
Speaker 2: I don't fucking remember, bro, Come on, I wasn't expecting
Speaker 2: this conversation.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's always a lot of ham or
Speaker 3: like spam, or like, yeah there is a lot of him.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Him.
Speaker 3: They take the hamburger like very literally literally absolutely.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: All right, Marcella, We're going to get to know you
Speaker 3: a little bit better. And I'm like, first, we're going
Speaker 3: to tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking about.
Speaker 3: We hate to give RFK Junior any more attention, but
Speaker 3: the headline on this one is too too much for
Speaker 3: me to resist. He is claiming claimed, I guess back
Speaker 3: in twenty twelve that a worm eight part of his
Speaker 3: brain and that's why he can't remember anything. That's not
Speaker 3: a thing he said, like offhandedly while drunk at a party.
Speaker 3: It is a thing he said, like in a deposition,
Speaker 3: like in court, he said that his brain was eaten
Speaker 3: by a worm, putting it all legal. So we'll talk
Speaker 3: about that whether that's true. We'll talk about the Biden
Speaker 3: administration pausing a shipment of bombs to Israel, which not
Speaker 3: technically unprecedented.
Speaker 2: Can't wait to crack jokes on that.
Speaker 3: We might even talk about Jerry Seinfeld's Weird Pop Tarts
Speaker 3: January sixth movie, all of that, plenty more. But first, Marcella.
Speaker 3: We do like to ask our guest, what is something
Speaker 3: from your search history?
Speaker 2: Well I haven't. I haven't had a lot of interesting searches,
Speaker 2: but I did.
Speaker 3: Or something you screenshoted on your phone.
Speaker 2: I mean, damn, you don't even let me finish my man.
Speaker 2: I hate so much too today.
Speaker 3: No, you don't hate me. You don't hate me. Don't
Speaker 3: worry about that. Okay, that's projection. You're just your cup
Speaker 3: of hate for me is so full.
Speaker 2: That it's still such a bad mood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your hate cup.
Speaker 2: The Drake and Drake situation was situationship. Yeah, it's a situationship.
Speaker 2: I was so. I was so curious because I've hated
Speaker 2: Drake a very long time and I've been pretty vocal
Speaker 2: anti Drake for a very long time. I do it
Speaker 2: on stage. I spent the whole last year shitting on
Speaker 2: Ralph Barboso's crowd because they're like, they're young men, so
Speaker 2: they all love Drake and that was like so fun.
Speaker 2: I hope that they've been thinking about me this week.
Speaker 2: But anyhow, I was like, when did I start hitting him?
Speaker 2: And I realized it was and that's what I googled.
Speaker 2: The that Bay inspired song the motto. I can remember
Speaker 2: the name of it, but I was like Bay Inspire
Speaker 2: Drake song and I was like, I just to confirm.
Speaker 2: I was like, there is no Bay producer. There was
Speaker 2: no Bay rapper on it, and I remember that pissing
Speaker 2: me the fuck off. Likely even this was I think
Speaker 2: the third.
Speaker 3: Album Damn you you do go way back with the I.
Speaker 2: Do because when that happened. As much as and I
Speaker 2: will say I did enjoy the song because it is
Speaker 2: it was a yeah, and that was the thing. It
Speaker 2: was still early, so I was like, I mean, this
Speaker 2: song is good, and it took me a minute to
Speaker 2: be like, wait a minute, there's a Bay feature on
Speaker 2: this and there, and then I looked it up and
Speaker 2: I was like, and there's no Bag producer on this.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is fucking whack. And that's when
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy's a fucking leech because a
Speaker 2: lot because I remember my brother being like what a
Speaker 2: He's like, well, plenty of people you know do Bay
Speaker 2: Area music, and I was like, yeah, but they always
Speaker 2: have a Bay Area rapper featured on the song. Always
Speaker 2: when they dabble with the first sound yeah and anyway,
Speaker 2: so I was like, oh, yeah, it's been since twenty
Speaker 2: eleven since I've been like side eyeing that motherfucker, and
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm very proud of that. And that was
Speaker 2: one of my last interesting Google searches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because in that song, because he says rest in
Speaker 3: peace mag Dre, I'm gonna do it for the Bay. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, and I feel like the video what
Speaker 3: wasn't the video also shot in the Bay too?
Speaker 2: I don't remember the video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't anyway, Like I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: It is. It's very raises an eyebrow raises it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was my first time er. I was like, hmmm,
Speaker 2: because I mean, especially because the Bay is so predictive
Speaker 2: that I was like, how did he get away with this?
Speaker 2: But it was a slapper and it was early in
Speaker 2: his career, and I was like, ah, maybe he just
Speaker 2: kind of like made a bad choice, but nah, it
Speaker 2: was intentional. He's ripped off everybody since then.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see, we'll
Speaker 3: see where he shows his face or he's just gonna
Speaker 3: post like just vacation videos for the next year or something.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to find out what happens. I hate
Speaker 2: him so much. I've been waiting for this week for
Speaker 2: so long.
Speaker 3: There's a man, there's even people who are like, you know,
Speaker 3: there could there be like legal consequences? Could they sue
Speaker 3: each other for what's happening? And then like you know,
Speaker 3: the fans are like, I'm sure, like those songs were
Speaker 3: vetted by lawyers. It's like I don't, I don't think,
Speaker 3: I don't think so, I don't know. No, he must
Speaker 3: avery big ass law firm, like working around the clock, Kendrick,
Speaker 3: if they were vetting that shit, because even those were
Speaker 3: coming out fast. Well also, and if he has evidence,
Speaker 3: you're like, where are the police?
Speaker 2: Then? Yeah, I mean, I mean that's the thing though,
Speaker 2: it's like Drake, what suing? Like how much of a buster?
Speaker 2: Does that make him look? Like? He can't do that?
Speaker 2: Like that would really ruin any kind of cool rep
Speaker 2: that he would, even that he has little that he has.
Speaker 2: Like that's why it's so interesting when when when you
Speaker 2: when you say that, because it's like, I mean, rappers,
Speaker 2: that's like you know, code of conduct. It's like, you
Speaker 2: don't sue each other for a ship. If it's a
Speaker 2: live then it's a lie. Why would you sue Like oh,
Speaker 2: it's why I don't you know, but if it's true
Speaker 2: and you have no proof and motherfucker and Dre Hellett,
Speaker 2: that motherfucker has been having women sign NDAs to go
Speaker 2: into his parties forever. I had this friend who was
Speaker 2: a stripper, and I remember her telling me and I
Speaker 2: was like what, And I was like, Yeah, that's so
Speaker 2: fucking weird that you make people sign, especially women, sign
Speaker 2: n d as before you walk into your house party.
Speaker 2: That's fucking weird.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Like if I do that, it would just be like,
Speaker 6: please don't tell anybody how messy my fucking apartment is,
Speaker 6: right right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like imagine that because they would lock the phones there.
Speaker 2: He must be the original investor in Yonder Bags. They
Speaker 2: would make these girls lock their phones and signed NDA's
Speaker 2: show or something.
Speaker 3: Shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So there's a lot of stuff about that. There's
Speaker 3: the Millie Bobby Brown interview that just like resurfaced this.
Speaker 2: There's a few interviews from her. She's like, yeah, he
Speaker 2: texts me and you know.
Speaker 3: So much, answers questions for me about boys, and they
Speaker 3: were like what do you mean, and she was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: that's gonna stay in the text is like, no, you, well,
Speaker 3: like get your parents over here.
Speaker 2: I also just love the innocence of it because she
Speaker 2: genuinely thinks there's nothing wrong with it, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course she doesn't know, because she's a literal child.
Speaker 2: That's what rumors do. They trick you into thinking that
Speaker 2: what is happening is totally normal.
Speaker 3: Dark side of the beef, dark side of the beef,
Speaker 3: dark side of the beef. What is something that you
Speaker 3: think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Marcell Oh my god, I even think about the I
Speaker 2: think underrated. I'll go Palestine and I'll say overrated Israel.
Speaker 3: There you go, keep it interesting, overted that no further
Speaker 3: comments or questions. Yeah, yeah, that's what it feels like. Yeah,
Speaker 3: shout out to students holding it down.
Speaker 2: Out to students they're doing it. I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: so I hurt my foot and I re injured my foot.
Speaker 2: I slipped in the rain and I reinjured it. I
Speaker 2: don't even remember now, I don't remember what it is.
Speaker 2: And it finally this week is starting to like I
Speaker 2: can do physical therapy again. I was so thankful, but
Speaker 2: I've been like really bummed that I couldn't like go
Speaker 2: to any of these protests since October. I was like,
Speaker 2: I haven't been able to do shit. I've had to
Speaker 2: rest my foot. If I use my foot, it's to
Speaker 2: fucking go work on a weekend.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Damn that's sound like a whore. And so it's just
Speaker 2: been so frustrating. I'm like, oh my god, my foot's
Speaker 2: finally getting better. This is so exciting. I can maybe
Speaker 2: maybe go to something soon. But yeah, I really respect
Speaker 2: all those kids, those student protesters. There's high schools or
Speaker 2: that are now getting involved, Like it's great, I love it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know how much longer they can keep
Speaker 6: up with the It's like it's fake, it's TikTok shit,
Speaker 6: because it's just I mean, come on, we're not.
Speaker 3: Nobody's as stupid as you think they are. But clearly
Speaker 3: they're so eloquent, like in every interview they're just like
Speaker 3: kids at all. I don't know when I was in college,
Speaker 3: I was not that eloquent. Like they are smart as fuck.
Speaker 2: That's true, I mean, but that's why they have the
Speaker 2: designated speakers, because you know, for that exact reason, because
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, you know, you know when something is wrong,
Speaker 2: but you can't express why it's wrong. Yeah, have a feeling,
Speaker 2: but I also there's just something So there's something so
Speaker 2: I guess poetic and that these people have been trying
Speaker 2: to ban books and it's like yeah, and now they're
Speaker 2: trying to ban TikTok and it's like, yeah, education is
Speaker 2: really the Yeah, that's the problem for right wing conservative Republicans.
Speaker 2: It's like they the more information we have because I
Speaker 2: always think about how the information we have about slavery
Speaker 2: and like text and literature, it's just so like you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is terrible. But then when you like do actual
Speaker 2: research on your own, you're like, wait, they were making
Speaker 2: furniture out of black people that's like their skin and
Speaker 2: using their hair to stuff, you know, the furniture, and
Speaker 2: you're just like Washington Ventures, You're like it's so crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought they were made away.
Speaker 2: So crazy, and it's like, oh, this is why they
Speaker 2: are trying to Obviously, revisionist history exists, but this is
Speaker 2: also why they're trying to reduce access to so much
Speaker 2: information knowledge literature.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I mean like the more you know, the like,
Speaker 6: the more inadequate the response or attempt to rectify things becomes.
Speaker 6: And you're like, right, I'm sorry. I just read a
Speaker 6: whole bunch of shit, and all you're doing is given
Speaker 6: like a city in MLK Boulevard, right right, oh, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: we need to see money on the table.
Speaker 2: Right. It's so crazy. We're in an interesting.
Speaker 3: Time, interesting time, for sure, for sure. All right, let's
Speaker 3: take a quick break and we'll come back and we'll
Speaker 3: talk about some news stories.
Speaker 7: We'll be right back, and we're bad.
Speaker 3: We are back to me.
Speaker 2: I said it not Jack. Guys, if you caught.
Speaker 3: That flawless, pretty hard to tell the difference, she said,
Speaker 3: known vergin.
Speaker 10: kV baby melly balls, Jack Obrien.
Speaker 3: Melly balls, O'Brien's him. Is that a child? You tell
Speaker 3: me where you A lot of accusations flying around.
Speaker 11: These days, pedophilet lie what what what?
Speaker 2: What a great song?
Speaker 3: All right, let's check in with the Biden administration, who
Speaker 3: are concerned about the incursion into Rafa and have paused
Speaker 3: a shipment of bombs which progress technically unprecedented, technically unprecedented.
Speaker 3: H Like, technically this hasn't happened since October seventh, When
Speaker 3: Joe Biden is like, whatever y'all need blank check, go ahead.
Speaker 3: It is wild to see like what a shipment of
Speaker 3: bombs constitutes, Like, yeah, Jesus, this is this is a
Speaker 3: shipment okay of bombs. They're like, you know, thousands, your
Speaker 3: morning shipment Okay, yeah, yeah, exactly thousands of bombs. This
Speaker 3: is eighteen hundred two thousand pound bombs and seventeen hundred
Speaker 3: five hundred pound bombs.
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ, and that's supposed to to be I guess
Speaker 6: they're like the reasoning there being is like these are
Speaker 6: just too big for dense urban areas.
Speaker 3: That we're really just worried about what they could do.
Speaker 3: I mean, we weren't worried up until now, but now
Speaker 3: we're looking at the polling and we're a little bit
Speaker 3: worried about that. And Lloyd Austin, the Secretary of Defense,
Speaker 3: confirmed this Wednesday because first it was like, apparently this
Speaker 3: happened last week, and he said, quote, We've been very
Speaker 3: clear from the beginning that Israel shouldn't launch a major
Speaker 3: attack into Rafa without accounting for and protecting the civilians
Speaker 3: that are in that battle space. And again, as we
Speaker 3: have assessed the situation, we have paused one shipment of
Speaker 3: high payload munitions. We've not made a final determination on
Speaker 3: how to proceed with that shipment, meaning okay, so eventually
Speaker 3: you may hand it over. Is that? Yeah? What can
Speaker 3: they do? So what could they do to not to
Speaker 3: get their shipment of like massive bombs? Right exactly, It's like, okay,
Speaker 3: now you can have your bombs to say they're not
Speaker 3: going to use them on RAFA, then hey, I promise
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna use them. Oh my god, what did
Speaker 3: you guys think we were gonna do with them? You
Speaker 3: guys are crazy? Are you serious? Guys are literally crazy.
Speaker 3: I can't show you're tripping, Joe, you're tripping. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: did you hear what Joe said?
Speaker 2: So you know me? Come on, you know me? You
Speaker 2: know I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: We can't have our cyber truck sized bombs. Yeah, right exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 3: because we've has a we has a red line. I
Speaker 3: don't know, I mean like, so this comes as the
Speaker 3: State Department prepares a report that quote examines whether Israel's
Speaker 3: war conduct is credibly incompliance with assurances that US supplied
Speaker 3: weapons are not being used in contravention of US in
Speaker 3: international humanitarian law, and just based on what I've seen
Speaker 3: red heard the countless protests that are happening around the world.
Speaker 3: The ICJ ruling, it seems that it might be a
Speaker 3: lot of contravention going on there, but that's just a hunch.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you need that full on report,
Speaker 6: but that's just a hunch. And you know, we're looking
Speaker 6: at over a million displaced.
Speaker 3: Cousins in Ratha, right, and that was supposed to be
Speaker 3: a safe place for people to go, but now that
Speaker 3: Israel has sees the border crossing there, things are becoming
Speaker 3: increasingly dire. And meanwhile, representatives of the Israeli government are
Speaker 3: saying that this pause and armshipment could affect the ceasefire talks.
Speaker 3: And it's like, okay, Jan Like, it's been pretty clear
Speaker 3: that Netanyahu has no intention of stopping this genocide. So
Speaker 3: Biden needs to I mean, I'm like, Biden needs to
Speaker 3: wake up. This dude is fucking sleep So I.
Speaker 2: Mean exactly, he said he's a proud Zionist.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, right, I mean in the sense like it's
Speaker 6: not going to change or it doesn't. I'm I'm sadly
Speaker 6: so fucking cynical. That's why it makes it so difficult
Speaker 6: to watch, you know, the government just play in our
Speaker 6: faces like they give a fuck about the people in
Speaker 6: Gaza in the West Bank. For like every ten fucked
Speaker 6: up headlines about like new mass graves being discovered and
Speaker 6: children being orphaned, you get like one of these goofy
Speaker 6: ass headlines about how like Joe Biden privately wants the
Speaker 6: killing to stop, or how Biden has a red line
Speaker 6: that could shift US policy. But we're close to thirty
Speaker 6: five thousand deaths already and it's fucking devastating that we
Speaker 6: know of that we exactly.
Speaker 3: And it's just yeah, all unfold and like have to
Speaker 3: be implicit as Americans while simultaneously having yet another reminder
Speaker 3: that like the only people that get a wink of
Speaker 3: humanity in this world are those that look white. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's just yeah, it's so we shall see that
Speaker 3: if they're if the line is crossed or whether or not.
Speaker 3: But it yeah, this is this is one of those
Speaker 3: headlines that I think they do to be like, Okay,
Speaker 3: we know clearly the world the pressure is cranking up
Speaker 3: around the world about what is you know this this
Speaker 3: likely ground invasion of Rafa, and yeah, what we're getting
Speaker 3: to sort of pacify us is one shipment of bombs paused,
Speaker 3: Like the fact that they're saying it could affect ceasefire talks,
Speaker 3: like they're like, we have all the weapons we need,
Speaker 3: Like you've already given us everything we need right Like there,
Speaker 3: this isn't well strategically going to affect us, like stop
Speaker 3: us from doing ship It sounds I think where they're
Speaker 3: just sort of more they know they're like, I mean,
Speaker 3: you know, for them, their calculus is more like we
Speaker 3: are just going to fucking flatten Gaza. We don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck, and we don't give a fuck how that
Speaker 3: destabilizes the regime in the United States or whatever. So
Speaker 3: it's like this, it's just this really cruel back and forth.
Speaker 3: But yeah, ally, yeah, I also feel.
Speaker 2: Like they they made that announcement to like soothe the
Speaker 2: students protesting. Yeah, like they're that fucking stupid to be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, they got one shipment paused.
Speaker 3: So I think we stopped big bombshipment. We can everybody
Speaker 3: go home, Everybody going back to your dormitories.
Speaker 2: What the fuck do you guys want? What more do
Speaker 2: you need? They're dropping stop one ship?
Speaker 3: But I hear things are pretty frosty between Jill and Joe.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's because because his body has expired.
Speaker 2: That's why she's not sucking his dick or playing with
Speaker 2: his balls. What happened?
Speaker 3: That's no more say that. That's he just said, like
Speaker 3: the key to a good marriage is good sex.
Speaker 2: Earlier this year did he say that.
Speaker 3: He did say something like that, and then everybody vombited. See, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a he's a freak. It's like, yeah, he looks
Speaker 3: like one of those remember in Indiana Jones in the
Speaker 3: Last Crusade when like them King Arthur fucking mummies come
Speaker 3: out and ship. Yeah, the one that's where he chooses
Speaker 3: unwisely and yeah, yeah fades away. That's kind of what.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of vibe Joe's give me right now,
Speaker 3: Sarko energy reference. He's giving off like sarcophagal vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Sarko all right. RFK Junior is we talked yesterday about
Speaker 3: how he landed the big Kevin Spacey endorsement. But now
Speaker 3: he is getting a little more attention because The New
Speaker 3: York Times just reported that back in twenty twelve, during
Speaker 3: a deposition for his divorce case, he revealed that in
Speaker 3: twenty ten he was experiencing memory loss and doctors thought
Speaker 3: he might have a brain tumor, but it turned out
Speaker 3: to be according to Kennedy, this is, according to him,
Speaker 3: the guy who's like, I should be president. According to
Speaker 3: that man, the reason he was forgetting things is quote
Speaker 3: a worm that got into my brain and ate a
Speaker 3: portion of it and then died. Mm hmm, that's what
Speaker 3: he thinks happened to his brain. Doctors don't think that happened.
Speaker 3: Doctors are like, that's not a thing that's happened outside
Speaker 3: of a cartoon that we're aware of. That's like a
Speaker 3: that's like a fuck boy. Lie to get sympathy from,
Speaker 3: like a woman, You're like, yeah, but you don't even know, girl,
Speaker 3: Like I don't remember because like in twenty ten of
Speaker 3: fucking a worm win in my brain and ate it
Speaker 3: and died in there. That I forgot your birth dad.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you should have told me that.
Speaker 3: I know, but it's like, I do you feel like
Speaker 3: I didn't want that. I didn't want you to define
Speaker 3: me by that, So I don't want to tell you crazy.
Speaker 3: You're probably gonna leave me like everybody else does in
Speaker 3: my life. Everyone else. God just kill This is so
Speaker 3: triggering for me.
Speaker 2: I've so many fun boys. I'm just like they did
Speaker 2: say something really dumb.
Speaker 3: Ship You're like, wait, I've actually heard this one. Hold on,
Speaker 3: did you say tapearm made his brain and died?
Speaker 2: Like R what's the same r.
Speaker 3: R r f K junior r f kJ f j
Speaker 3: j k f R the degree to which this guy
Speaker 3: knows he has like mental problems, like brain problems, because
Speaker 3: this is around the time that like he started going
Speaker 3: real hard on the I guess he's been like an
Speaker 3: anti vaxer for a while, but it was like the
Speaker 3: time that like his ambition really picked up, and like
Speaker 3: he's in this deposition saying, quote, I have cognitive problems. Clearly,
Speaker 3: I have short term memory lost and I have longer
Speaker 3: term memory loss that affects the other distances of memory
Speaker 3: are pretty strong. No decides short term and longer than
Speaker 3: short term? Is that why he plays dumb? Like when
Speaker 3: he gets gotcha by journalists or like, yo, bro, what
Speaker 3: about all that like nine to eleven shit you were saying?
Speaker 3: Is like I never said that because he doesn't because
Speaker 3: a worm ate that part of them.
Speaker 6: You think he believed That's what I'm saying, Like, is
Speaker 6: that what he I'm trying to reguliz if he legit
Speaker 6: has like his memories is fucked up and he's trying
Speaker 6: to blame a worm or he's this is a story
Speaker 6: to set up to give himself like plausible deniability.
Speaker 3: When it's home you're talking about.
Speaker 2: People need to accept it. Like when you start aging,
Speaker 2: your memory goes like that's very normal.
Speaker 3: You can just say that, yeah, right, that's.
Speaker 2: That's nobody cares. I mean, look at Biden, he's doing
Speaker 2: just fine as our president.
Speaker 3: I think it helps. I think it because they don't
Speaker 3: have like the part of the brain that is like
Speaker 3: self doubt like that. That's one of the first things
Speaker 3: to go. We're like, well, they're so successful, we were
Speaker 3: all talking about them, therefore they must know what they're doing.
Speaker 3: And he's like, no, he's a person who is having
Speaker 3: so much trouble thinking straight that he thought of worm
Speaker 3: like eight part of his brain like a fucking cartoon apple.
Speaker 2: I will also say he if he doesn't win what
Speaker 2: you want, but he could definitely pitch a cartoon, a
Speaker 2: conservative cartoon with a little worm as his little buddy.
Speaker 3: Right, Like brain worms is a thing, right, isn't that
Speaker 3: a thing that conservatives screaming about is like brainworm? Like
Speaker 3: I feel like Alex Jones has talked a lot about that,
Speaker 3: but just.
Speaker 2: Jones is a brain worm right first.
Speaker 3: He's definitely I would not be shocked if if he
Speaker 3: were the one person affected by.
Speaker 2: Brain I always think about Trump being like, if you
Speaker 2: don't get tested, we won't the numbers will remain low.
Speaker 2: I always think about that logic that a lot of
Speaker 2: conservatives like attach themselves to of like well if we
Speaker 2: don't do, if we don't know or don't do, the thing,
Speaker 2: like it doesn't exist. It's like, man, what the fuck
Speaker 2: are you talking about? And that's what this feels like.
Speaker 3: He's like, I mean, he's actively reclassifying deaths throughout the pandemic,
Speaker 3: just being like, well, we don't know that. That's like,
Speaker 3: that's that's wild to think about how bad, how bad
Speaker 3: that shit was having him be the president during the pandemic.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, I just think like this is something
Speaker 3: that occurs to me, like when you read stuff about
Speaker 3: World War two and like Hitler was like really dumb,
Speaker 3: Like he was just a person who was in like
Speaker 3: the like somebody was going to be that and he
Speaker 3: just happened to be the person in that position at
Speaker 3: that time. And like this motherfucker is has a last
Speaker 3: name that is politically convenient, and so there's going to
Speaker 3: be an entire like industry's worth of people trying to
Speaker 3: exploit his name. And then he is just fueled by
Speaker 3: privilege and opportunism. And I think his dimness both robs
Speaker 3: him of any like second thinking, you know, self doubt,
Speaker 3: and it also makes him a good engine for like
Speaker 3: sniffing out the crazy ship that's going to appeal to
Speaker 3: like self serious dumb people as well, you know, like
Speaker 3: that he so he They're like, yeah, we got one
Speaker 3: of our own in there, who thinks that? But the
Speaker 3: COVID vaccine is the biggest problem. And I like the
Speaker 3: way he thinks. I like the way he thinks because
Speaker 3: that's how I think, because that's how I think exactly.
Speaker 2: God redoomed.
Speaker 3: It's it's not a great it's not a great menu
Speaker 3: that we have to choose from in this election.
Speaker 2: I also wonder if the Internet had existed when Hitler
Speaker 2: was alive, Like how quickly would I would his downfall
Speaker 2: have happened?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, someone would have kendrick him, right, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? Yes, bro? And he's true d day,
Speaker 3: Like that's the that's ship just like I never forget,
Speaker 3: Like he just he wouldn't wake up before noon and
Speaker 3: like a D Day during World War two, Like that's
Speaker 3: they should have just given him a bunch of VCRs
Speaker 3: he could have disassembled when he was tweaking all night. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they kept him distracted with that. It's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: once you open up that TV, see what's inside man
Speaker 3: trying to figure it out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it goes lull by D Day. God damn a weirdo.
Speaker 3: That's what's so wild though too. And like people are
Speaker 3: being like, this isn't the tapeworm thing is like bullshit,
Speaker 3: and they're it's not rest likely caused by mercury poisoning,
Speaker 3: which Kennedy did.
Speaker 7: He was sushi.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. You got the Jeremy Piven mercury
Speaker 3: pivot because.
Speaker 6: You got you were eating too much fucking sushi, too
Speaker 6: much omakase, like.
Speaker 2: How much fucking proof.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, bro, sushi, Like do you talking about.
Speaker 2: I know, rice to the white American diet. No rice
Speaker 2: too many?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just sashimi, just shimi all day. That's it. And
Speaker 3: it's like the physical form of affluenza, you know, like
Speaker 3: the people can get get off from killing someone because
Speaker 3: they have affluenza like their parents raised them to, you know,
Speaker 3: and related from reality. Like the physical version of that
Speaker 3: is like mercury poisoning from too much sushi, Like I
Speaker 3: just can't stop eating this stuff, your honor. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: he was. I mean I googled RFK sushi because I
Speaker 3: was just curious to see if, like that's his ship.
Speaker 3: But the one headline I didn't find was like he
Speaker 3: was eating like sushi somewhere with like Alicia Silverstone. They
Speaker 3: were talking it up anti vax style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a depressing episode. I mean,
Speaker 1: they're they're all depressing and someone I don't think they
Speaker 1: all are. We'll pick something frivil morev please do.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's just you know what bothers me is
Speaker 2: that three of us all very smart, capable human beings,
Speaker 2: and we would never pursue politics because it's so fucking
Speaker 2: absurd to think like I'm going to be in charge of,
Speaker 2: you know, the community of people, and it's like it
Speaker 2: takes a real fucking weirdo. And like every time these
Speaker 2: types of stories come out, I'm just like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: like that's the kind of weirdo you have to be
Speaker 2: to be a politician. And it's like even with AOC,
Speaker 2: I remember being like, I'm gonna I'm gonna love her
Speaker 2: at the beginning because I know eventually it's gonna turn.
Speaker 2: That's just it's normal. That's just what happens, and that
Speaker 2: is what's been happening, and it's just one of those
Speaker 2: things you're just like, man, it doesn't matter if you
Speaker 2: do go in with good intentions, because I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know if anybody goes in with good intentions. But
Speaker 2: I think with those student activists, I'm always like hopeful
Speaker 2: that those students that are the protesting now are gonna
Speaker 2: pursue politics because I feel like that's the only way
Speaker 2: that this shit is going to change is like literal
Speaker 2: infiltration of like educated, young progressive people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if that's the game, you need to be
Speaker 3: at the to have a seat at the table, Like
Speaker 3: you have to play the game differently because all of
Speaker 3: these people. I was talking to somebody who like had
Speaker 3: worked for like like the White House like in the seventies,
Speaker 3: and I was like, what what the fuck is up
Speaker 3: with like all these people? And He's like, I'm telling you,
Speaker 3: they get in there and it's the coolest fucking job
Speaker 3: you've ever had. Like they're like, yo, you can't fucking
Speaker 3: tell nobody about this shit. These are secrets, like get
Speaker 3: you got security, like you're moving in like these armored
Speaker 3: cars and shit flying on Air Force one, and it
Speaker 3: just people just get hooked on that sort of level
Speaker 3: of being important to the point that they're like, Okay,
Speaker 3: well where am I where's my money coming from? So
Speaker 3: I can run my next campaign. I gotta fucking kiss
Speaker 3: the ring, I gotta bend the knee, then I'll do that,
Speaker 3: versus people who are like, we just need like a
Speaker 3: World War Ze type strategy of being like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: go in, make the votes count if they fucking come
Speaker 3: in primary, you like, we'll just put seventeen more bodies
Speaker 3: up that are to go with nobody who gives a
Speaker 3: fuck about staying there and having like a dynastic run
Speaker 3: as a congress person, because everyone's calculus is.
Speaker 6: Just to it's like, once you get there is just
Speaker 6: to stay there, to stay there. Yeah, And that's what
Speaker 6: I think, that's what poisons a lot of people on
Speaker 6: some level. And there's only a few people that are
Speaker 6: able to kind of you know, it's like maybe three
Speaker 6: people that can even keep their principles.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a principle like Twilight Zone version
Speaker 2: of fame. It's like at least like fame. It's it
Speaker 2: just seems kind of cut and dry, you know, it's
Speaker 2: and then what I unless you end up in Ditty's house,
Speaker 2: it gets a little more complicated. But you know, like that,
Speaker 2: but that that's the dynamics that you're dealing with. And
Speaker 2: then like to be like to want political fame feels insane.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it feels like that is the thing that
Speaker 3: is most noteworthy about all of them is that they've
Speaker 3: made that decision to pursue that. Like that's the strangest
Speaker 3: thing about them. It's not like, oh, there's so much smarter,
Speaker 3: right right, They're like they're smart. There are a lot
Speaker 3: of smart people and a lot of different industries. The
Speaker 3: thing that is unique and defining about all the people
Speaker 3: in this is that they don't think it's weird that
Speaker 3: they're in charge of other people, you know.
Speaker 2: Right, and and a lot of them, especially like with Kennedy,
Speaker 2: it's like the they're self funding, so they're just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I can only imagine the type of I
Speaker 2: just speak about comics that that's my world. But like
Speaker 2: if comedians are great actually had the money to self
Speaker 2: fund the way like Jlo fucking self funded that stupid
Speaker 2: fucking movie. Yeah, twenty million dollars. You know, it's like, bit,
Speaker 2: you can't use that money for something good, all right,
Speaker 2: But it's just like it's that, you know, they perpetuates
Speaker 2: whatever it is that you want to perpetuate, And it's
Speaker 2: just such a bummer that principal people like don't want
Speaker 2: to be wealthy and don't want to like have a
Speaker 2: power over people, which is good, but it's just like, fuck, man,
Speaker 2: we how do we really change all this shit? You
Speaker 2: know exactly what you were saying. It's like to have
Speaker 2: seventeen people ready to fucking infiltrate that shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's the thing that gets people in line,
Speaker 3: you know, like they go, oh, you don't you don't
Speaker 3: want to take this money from APEC? Right, guess what
Speaker 3: then will primary you? And it takes someone to be like,
Speaker 3: I don't give up, go ahead, yeah, because we're run somebody.
Speaker 3: I got fucking thirty five thousand people behind me that
Speaker 3: are ready to fucking also just be a body, just
Speaker 3: to be a vote, like not to be a career politician,
Speaker 3: but to be a vote And I think that's like
Speaker 3: a paradigm shift that may or may not happen. But
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like there's there's so many other factors
Speaker 3: that play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I started rewatching Veep and I'm just like, so, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this has got to be what it's like, this ship
Speaker 2: is so insane. How could it not be this?
Speaker 3: That's what all the political operatives were like, this is
Speaker 3: the first time it's actually been accurate, except like, our
Speaker 3: insults aren't as good as their insults.
Speaker 2: Of course they're not that smart.
Speaker 3: In DC, they call it Hollywood for ugly people. That's
Speaker 3: what they say.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 3: But the wild shit is like so with this rifk,
Speaker 3: the thing that really blows my mind, right is like
Speaker 3: after this like brainworm shit, Like someone asked, you know,
Speaker 3: his campaign about.
Speaker 12: Being like yo, this guy said he's got like he's saying, yo,
Speaker 12: I got cognitive issues. And they're like, is this going
Speaker 12: to be a problem, And the spokesperson said, quote, that
Speaker 12: is a hilarious suggestion given the competition.
Speaker 3: Right, And they're so right. That's what helps me up.
Speaker 3: And they're so right.
Speaker 6: He's up against a decrepit monkey skeleton and a sentient
Speaker 6: races diaper.
Speaker 3: And you're like, yeah, I don't know. The motherfucker way
Speaker 3: too much sushi. I guess with anti VAXX, I mean,
Speaker 3: put it.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, that's so frustrating. There's like much better, you know, qualified, smarter,
Speaker 2: more intelligent, more eloquent people, but like they don't have
Speaker 2: the funding. And it's like, j Loo, take that twenty
Speaker 2: million and find someone interesting to get into politics. I
Speaker 2: just I just everything feels insane.
Speaker 3: Well, just that movie is timeless. That's gonna be a
Speaker 3: musicum the Jack O'Brien that part. Yeah, yeah, with fucking
Speaker 3: posts Malone being one of the fucking whatever.
Speaker 2: The I couldn't even get through. I think I got
Speaker 2: through the second song and I was like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not doing this. This is insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean in the movie, yeah, he plays like
Speaker 3: there's like a there's like a council of the zodiac
Speaker 3: symbols and like people are like embodying. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 3: watched it. It's just he disappears into his roles so
Speaker 3: much that.
Speaker 2: I Smelleyballs get together.
Speaker 3: I thought it was pre Ma alone. The other thing
Speaker 3: is like, yeah, I think hopefully more people just understand
Speaker 3: right that with our the illusion of having primaries and
Speaker 3: things like that, it's truly what the ruling class wants
Speaker 3: to put on the menu for us, you know, because
Speaker 3: there are so many progressive people that have tried to
Speaker 3: run get bodied out. You see what happens to like,
Speaker 3: you know, every nearly every election cycle, there's someone who's
Speaker 3: like has a message that is trying to go against
Speaker 3: the status quot and it's just like, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: let's pretend, you know, a fuck them, get them money,
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 2: Also I'll say to that too. I have a friend
Speaker 2: who's voted third party as long as I've known her,
Speaker 2: and she's a civil rights lawyer, Like she's about about
Speaker 2: it right, And I have never like looked down on
Speaker 2: her when she would do that, because I was like,
Speaker 2: that's fucking her choice. You gets to make whatever choice
Speaker 2: she wants. But with this round, where like I've been
Speaker 2: telling people like, I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do, Like I'm gonna obviously vote for all
Speaker 2: the other shit. I was like, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I'm just gonna leave it blank for you
Speaker 2: know the president because I just feel I feel insane.
Speaker 2: I don't feel principled. I mean, I don't feel like
Speaker 2: it's principled. And uh, I have gotten so many condescending
Speaker 2: responses to that, and I'm just like, And I ended
Speaker 2: up texting my friend that again has been voting third
Speaker 2: party since she's been able to. I asked her if
Speaker 2: I've ever been a condescending dickhead to her, because I've
Speaker 2: never experienced never I've never thought about voting third party
Speaker 2: or just not voting for, you know, the Democrat, and
Speaker 2: so I've been talking to people about that, and yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone's so rude. Anyways, she was like, no, you've never
Speaker 2: been that way, and I was like, thank god. I
Speaker 2: was like, I mean, logically, it makes no sense, but
Speaker 2: it just made me glad that I was never that person,
Speaker 2: because it just it feels so insane that people are
Speaker 2: just so they have no desire to think that change
Speaker 2: or improvement can exist, like it's an option, Like it's
Speaker 2: just not an option for people, and I find it
Speaker 2: so it's really disheartening. I guess I just want to
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it also speaks to a level
Speaker 3: of comfort someone is experiencing when you can look at
Speaker 3: all these things on the horizon, and for many people,
Speaker 3: they're like, yo, this looks like this ends with me
Speaker 3: being imprisoned or having the rights severely restricted. And they're like, no,
Speaker 3: I've been good, I'll probably be good. Yeah, And then
Speaker 3: they're like, don't fuck this up for me. And you know,
Speaker 3: that's why I think it's this is such a fucking
Speaker 3: precarious election, man, because everything that's happening resonates with so
Speaker 3: many different people in so many dimensions. And like for
Speaker 3: all the hand ringing about like you know, the the
Speaker 3: fascism that Donald Trump is gonna bring, which I understand,
Speaker 3: it's it can be a completely different dimension. But like
Speaker 3: what we are seeing even with the way this, like
Speaker 3: the police are behaving with students, you look at in
Speaker 3: the sixties, like in the seventies, like these Vietnam protests,
Speaker 3: there was no militarized response off the fucking bat like
Speaker 3: there is now. That's like, this is this is completely
Speaker 3: different shit like they would have time travel has been
Speaker 3: like oh shit, they're doing all like that already, right,
Speaker 3: They're like, you know, like it's anyway, the times are
Speaker 3: very different, And I think that's what just makes it
Speaker 3: very hard to like think about how how things improve
Speaker 3: and what the pathway there is. And like, yeah, the
Speaker 3: other times when I talk to like people who do
Speaker 3: a lot of like activists work like in the streets
Speaker 3: and stuff and doing like working for like nonprofits and things,
Speaker 3: they're like, they're like, I think my job would be
Speaker 3: a lot harder if Trump's in office, because they'll, you know,
Speaker 3: the kinds of shit that they would try and make
Speaker 3: it legal would make it really hard for me to
Speaker 3: work with like very vulnerable people. And it's just like
Speaker 3: there's so many there's so many late there's so many
Speaker 3: things to consider. But yeah, it's but I think everybody's
Speaker 3: going through it and we shouldn't be condescending to each
Speaker 3: other on you know.
Speaker 2: It's also just what a what a terrible way to
Speaker 2: approach any conversation that someone was trying to have sincerely,
Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, you can't actually have a conversation about this.
Speaker 2: You need to be a dickhead off junk, right.
Speaker 3: It's like, isn't the daily.
Speaker 2: Zeitgeist and you're not a guest. You can't just do that, right,
Speaker 2: Sorry for the dog barking and I'm dog sitting if
Speaker 2: we didn't already know.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no's crazy?
Speaker 3: All right. Should we take a break and come back
Speaker 3: and talk about Jerry Seinfeld's weird movie that's a bumper
Speaker 3: comedic icon Seinfeld for sure? Oh man, all right, we'll
Speaker 3: be right back.
Speaker 10: Our blower, Smelly Balls a bride and that'd be with
Speaker 10: my goods Miles, Asian guy? Is this what ja?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Capture my energy for sure, because I'm venmoing you every
Speaker 3: time you call me smelly balls. Oh my god, I's
Speaker 3: the Asian guy. Tell us about some of the wacky
Speaker 3: stuff you've been eating?
Speaker 13: Then, like that, how much garlic? You bro a lot
Speaker 13: of garlic, don't you. I'm like, yeah, I'm black too, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but for most people that you.
Speaker 7: Don't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What right? The garlic? All right?
Speaker 3: Should we talk about some pop culture that's I don't know,
Speaker 3: still somewhat problematic. But Jerry Seinfeld dropped unfrosted. We talked
Speaker 3: about the trailer when it came out. It's just it
Speaker 3: looked unhinged. I still haven't seen it. Our writer JM
Speaker 3: has seen it and says it's seemed to side with
Speaker 3: a review that I'll read excerpts from in a moment.
Speaker 3: But you know, the trailer has it's like about the
Speaker 3: invention of the pop tart, but like Tony the Tiger
Speaker 3: and Snap Crackle and Pop are characters in the film. Like,
Speaker 3: it just looks kind of unhinged. It looks very cinematic.
Speaker 3: In this case, Tony the Tiger represents on we no,
Speaker 3: he just represents Tony the Tiger. He's just makes sense
Speaker 3: that it's a world where Tony the Tiger is a
Speaker 3: real thing. That makes cereal. I guess. So it dropped.
Speaker 3: It's quickly gone to the top of the Netflix Top
Speaker 3: ten Movies chart this weekend. Unclear if that's just people
Speaker 3: who wanted something to have listened to while assembling ikea furniture,
Speaker 3: but it's it's at number one. It's been at number
Speaker 3: one for a few days. That is shocking that it's
Speaker 3: even number one. Yeah, nice number one people. Well, so
Speaker 3: Seinfeld the show is, you know, one of the most
Speaker 3: watched things on Netflix. So I do wonder how much
Speaker 3: crossover there is there, like a new Seinfeld thing. Let's
Speaker 3: let's see. It's at forty one percent on Rotten Tomatoes
Speaker 3: and one review that our writer Jam seems to agree
Speaker 3: with called it quote one of the decades worst movies.
Speaker 3: Questioned why Seinfeld didn't quote halt production halfway through and
Speaker 3: apologize to everyone for wasting their time. So it was
Speaker 3: pretty intense. What have you heard the story when he
Speaker 3: talked like I saw him do an interview about it
Speaker 3: and he was saying he just needed he just wanted
Speaker 3: some thing to do during the pandemic. Yeah, he wrote
Speaker 3: this like fever dream thing.
Speaker 2: Like I said, this self funding shit is just so insane,
Speaker 2: out of control. I was reading that it's one of
Speaker 2: the least viewed movies on it even though it's like
Speaker 2: it is at number one. It's it's just showing how
Speaker 2: how bad viewership is right now because it's.
Speaker 3: Like the least well, people aren't actually watching it that much,
Speaker 3: but just nobody's watching movies right now. Yeah. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: pretty wild when something is like self funded, self started
Speaker 3: from somebody like Seinfeld who like people are probably dying
Speaker 3: to get him to make something for them. But the
Speaker 3: most talked about moment in the movie is the climax,
Speaker 3: which is a parody of the January sixth riot but
Speaker 3: with people in mascot costumes.
Speaker 2: Comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hugh Grants, Tony the Tiger even wears a QAnon
Speaker 3: Shaman esque outfit and urges a sea of striking mascots
Speaker 3: to siege the building. In the movie, it's to stop
Speaker 3: the FDA from certifying pop tarts, like because they are
Speaker 3: worried that pop tarts are going to take their jobs
Speaker 3: or something. Oh my god, yeah it is, yeah, while
Speaker 3: replacing referencing the great replacement theory. So it's all just.
Speaker 2: These like are you serious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's like these weird empty gesture, empty references
Speaker 3: to like white supremacy from somebody who, by the way,
Speaker 3: has like recently been like.
Speaker 9: You can't be funny anymore, because funny anymore because of
Speaker 9: DEI d I ruined comedy.
Speaker 2: It's the locals, deal with, deal with.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the QAnon Shaman gave it a glowing review.
Speaker 3: But like so, one of the film screenwriters explained in
Speaker 3: an interview that it was all because they were writing
Speaker 3: a movie. There was an actual strike at Kellogg's and
Speaker 3: the insurrection happened, and it was never he said, quote,
Speaker 3: it was never we want to do a Gen sixth thing.
Speaker 3: When you're building a story, you're just putting a piece
Speaker 3: on top of peace, and that story led us there,
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And he's also like to have a
Speaker 3: bunch of costumed creatures doing violent things, which, like, that's
Speaker 3: a good description of writing. When you have nothing to say, right,
Speaker 3: you're putting a sentence on top of a sentence one.
Speaker 3: The only thing you have is money, just stacking sentences
Speaker 3: out here.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: And yes, men who are like, oh, Jerry, that's so
Speaker 3: fucking genius to combine. Like, so there's an actual workers
Speaker 3: strike at count don't worry about what they're striking for.
Speaker 3: Indistinguishable in Jerry Seinfeld's mind. By the way, the January
Speaker 3: sixth riots and a workers strike at Kellogg's, like he,
Speaker 3: by the.
Speaker 2: Way, Kellogg, same thing.
Speaker 3: Look at these people, what's their problem? What are they
Speaker 3: so upset about?
Speaker 7: They get free cereal, you're not starving.
Speaker 3: Kellig's workers were striking, by the way, because of horrific
Speaker 3: labor practices that recalled the dark Satanic Mills era of
Speaker 3: factory work, where understaffed facilities were forcing people to work
Speaker 3: seventy two to eighty four hour work weeks. And that's
Speaker 3: the thing. He's like, I don't know, they seem mad.
Speaker 3: Who cares? Holy shit, that's great, I mean, good for you.
Speaker 3: Good for you. I mean, yeah, I remember we were
Speaker 3: this is like this such a legit thing, and the
Speaker 3: mixing of those two things such a giveaway of like
Speaker 3: his worldview and whatever the fuck he just wants to
Speaker 3: say with this movie is he'd be.
Speaker 13: Like people fighting for equity then far right insturrat who
Speaker 13: gives a shit, it's the same, let's laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was also him and Eddie Murphy had a good
Speaker 2: Comedians and Cards getting coffee because I don't know if
Speaker 2: it was him who said it or Eddie or they
Speaker 2: both agreed on it, but they're talking about how like
Speaker 2: once you have money, you're not funny. Yeah, Like you
Speaker 2: had this conversation, you agreed with it, and you are
Speaker 2: still doing this like what.
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Seinfeld was on that first episode of The mulleniy Show,
Speaker 3: and he just like seemed he like could gesture at
Speaker 3: like he would say things like what's the deal with this?
Speaker 3: What what's going on here? But like he just I
Speaker 3: don't know, the life was like missing behind his eyes.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's definitely been on the worst press tour
Speaker 2: I've ever seen, like this most unfunny shit. He keeps
Speaker 2: complaining about shit that he don't need to be complaining
Speaker 2: about yeah, and then he even did like SNL cameo
Speaker 2: and weekend update like be like guy who's been on
Speaker 2: a promo tour or whatever, and he just wasn't funny.
Speaker 2: It was. It's just it's just so disappointing. As someone
Speaker 2: who I was watching Seinfeld at twelve years old, I
Speaker 2: loved that show. That was like some of my first
Speaker 2: like like white comedy I liked as a kid that
Speaker 2: I was like, this is really fucking interesting and good.
Speaker 2: Of course that it was twelve years old, and you know,
Speaker 2: I think that was peak comedy for me and I
Speaker 2: just to see what he has done, it's just it's
Speaker 2: just it's such a bummer to know you've invested, you've
Speaker 2: given this person money, Like it's such a fucking That's
Speaker 2: how I feel about Kim Kardashian. Like if I hadn't
Speaker 2: given Brandy money when I was a kid listening to
Speaker 2: I Want to Be Down, would have never fucked Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 2: It never would have had her. I feel like everything, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it feels like everything is my fault, including this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry everyone. I just want to apologize to our listeners.
Speaker 2: I'm the reason that pop Tart movies exists.
Speaker 3: But I think every time he makes something on his
Speaker 3: own and Larry David makes something on his own, we
Speaker 3: like learned a little bit what the genus was behind Seinfeld. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: I think it's probably making him a little bit pit
Speaker 3: like he probably doesn't feel great about that maybe, and
Speaker 3: that's why he's such a cranky old fuck.
Speaker 2: This is the same thing with Chappelle and Neil Brannon.
Speaker 2: Everybody was like, oh, Chappelle show, Chappelle is Chappelle, and
Speaker 2: it's like, over time we've learned part of the magic
Speaker 2: was Neil Brennan and we had no idea and like
Speaker 2: more not that I even love Neil Brennan that much,
Speaker 2: but Chappelle has really proven what, you know, what kind
Speaker 2: of comedy he's trying to do. And Neil is like
Speaker 2: actively always trying new shit and you know, experimenting and
Speaker 2: you know, exploring new spaces.
Speaker 3: Still cap up for David.
Speaker 2: I feel the same way about them that I feel.
Speaker 2: I agree with Larry and Jerry. Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: there's a reason Larry left at a certain point. I
Speaker 2: think he left in season seven or some shit like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And also Juliet Louise Dreyfus, like just fucking.
Speaker 2: I mean, that cast is you know, the three, the
Speaker 2: three were insane. Yeah, I mean they're all they were
Speaker 2: all incredible on that show. I mean, and Juliy Louis
Speaker 2: Dreyfus has proven that she fucking carried she can't carry
Speaker 2: anything true. New Adventures of Old Christine, I mean, got damn.
Speaker 2: That show is so sure is it really? I need
Speaker 2: to go back a long Oh my god, that show
Speaker 2: isn't really I mean, I feel like Veep is like
Speaker 2: blows it out of the water at this point. But that's,
Speaker 2: you know, because it's you know what we like. But
Speaker 2: New Adventures of Old Christine is very funny. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: like started like you know mid midway those early episodes
Speaker 2: you got us just skip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it. But it's just so those workers
Speaker 3: were striking to oppose legitimately terrible conditions, and a literal
Speaker 3: billionaire because Seinfeld is now a billionaire, decided to use
Speaker 3: that strike as inspiration for his movie that then became
Speaker 3: a glorified commercial for the company that they were striking against,
Speaker 3: in Kellogg, because now like Callugg is releasing like tie
Speaker 3: in pop tart boxes that like tie into the movie
Speaker 3: and ship. So it's just yeah, but that's yeah, this
Speaker 3: is where we're at, This is where we're at, and
Speaker 3: this is where we're at. Marcella. It's always such a
Speaker 3: pleasure having you on. As you know, for me, I.
Speaker 2: Really wanted to talk about no just kidding, never run.
Speaker 3: You wanted to talk about drones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really want to talk about drones invading my privacy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great having you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. It's sorry I've been chaotic the
Speaker 2: last two episodes. I think I've been a mess. Really,
Speaker 2: my life gets back on track. I will be a
Speaker 2: perfect guest.
Speaker 3: Chicago, Marcelo, Chicago.
Speaker 2: Marcel's such a great I'm going to be getting dick
Speaker 2: all the time, Like I'm going to be ready for
Speaker 2: comedy at every corner of.
Speaker 3: The you're blaming a dick deficit. Is that what's going on?
Speaker 2: Absolutely okay, because you know you don't get sleep, but
Speaker 2: you get some dick and the first thing in the morning,
Speaker 2: like you're like, you know what I can get through
Speaker 2: this day off people people? You know, people carry trauma
Speaker 2: and their hips. You guys know that, right, And I
Speaker 2: saw someone so I saw someone tweet yesterday, like you
Speaker 2: guys are confusing healing and hoeing, and it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: it's easy to mix up when you hold trauma in
Speaker 2: your hips, because sometimes fucking gets the trauma out of
Speaker 2: you and you don't even realize the problem is that
Speaker 2: dick gives you more trauma if that motherfucker's a dick head,
Speaker 2: and then you've got more trauma to unfold and you
Speaker 2: just got to keep sucking. It's a six cycle.
Speaker 3: Through it, your way through it.
Speaker 2: Balls knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Hey, this guy, you guess another fifty. That's another fifty.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you are bankrupt? Wow? Wow, Wow Marcella, where
Speaker 3: can people find you?
Speaker 2: And in the piece of media? Right, sir, you've been
Speaker 2: so impatient. Your listeners are right, I'm a ahead.
Speaker 3: Are they really that mean to you?
Speaker 7: They love you?
Speaker 2: I don't care. I just like playing into it. It's
Speaker 2: really funny to yeah, when people don't like him, just
Speaker 2: like I can make it worse. I'm you know.
Speaker 3: I do think we should start having like wrestling entrance
Speaker 3: music when you're on just talking, Oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 3: just cared music.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, brother, I'm here to fucking insult you in
Speaker 2: your Mama gong.
Speaker 3: Just the Undertaker gong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my gosh, I loved wrestling as a kid.
Speaker 2: That ship was wrestling is perfect for.
Speaker 3: Children and some adults.
Speaker 2: Okay, they keep it, they keep the money in it.
Speaker 6: Oh man, there's thesally like there's a clip of Rick
Speaker 6: Flair so drunk at a bar in Florida that was
Speaker 6: going around on the internet.
Speaker 3: Because that's the one that you where he complained about
Speaker 3: how they wouldn't let him go to the bathroom or
Speaker 3: whatever something. He's like, I never kind of you, and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh my god, how was this guy? Fucking buddy?
Speaker 2: It seems he seems easy to get to say a slur,
Speaker 2: like you could get him to say us very quickly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's slipping up for sure.
Speaker 2: Well, my socials are at Marcella Comedy. You can find
Speaker 2: me everywhere on socials at Marcella Comedy. And the piece
Speaker 2: of media I've enjoying is this girl, Brianna Wymart. She
Speaker 2: she's on Instagram. That's where I follow her. I'm sure
Speaker 2: she don't TikTok, but she's gonna be banned from there soon,
Speaker 2: so follow her on Instagram. Her handle is It's Goodbye
Speaker 2: twenties as in farewell, it's good bye twenties. She has
Speaker 2: the most fucking hilarious videos. She calls it unhinged parenting,
Speaker 2: and she does that style of like my son's school
Speaker 2: said that he needs to have, you know, more protein
Speaker 2: in his lunches. So and then she'll like make a
Speaker 2: completely fake it's all fake, it's all hilarious, all sat tire,
Speaker 2: but people think it's real because of how she has
Speaker 2: cut it up, and it's just I strongly recommend everybody
Speaker 2: to just go just get a good laugh, and we
Speaker 2: only need a good laugh. It's really unhinged, very funny,
Speaker 2: and she makes it like yesterday she made as my
Speaker 2: son's school said, I've been giving him too much sugar,
Speaker 2: but that's what he likes to get through the day.
Speaker 2: And then she made him like a fake hot dog
Speaker 2: with cut a twinkie in half, put put like cheese
Speaker 2: and a fucking slim gym inside of it, put like
Speaker 2: frosting red and yellow frosting on top. Like it's so funny.
Speaker 2: It's like just just for the sake of being humorous,
Speaker 2: and I love it, and people get actually mad at
Speaker 2: her in the comments, which makes it more funny too. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: So Yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 3: That's great, amazing, Miles, where can people find you as
Speaker 3: their workimedia you've been enjoying? Yeah? Twitter, Instagram at Miles
Speaker 3: of Gray. If you want NBA talk, that's Miles and Jack.
Speaker 3: I'm at Boosties.
Speaker 6: If you want ninety day fiance talk and you know
Speaker 6: we that's for twenty day fiance with Sofia Alexandra. Some
Speaker 6: tweets I like. First one is at House of Decline
Speaker 6: h a U s. He said Obama eraon Macklamore, I'm
Speaker 6: super duper not gay, but they should have the Obama
Speaker 6: Eraon Macklamore, I'm super duper not gay, but they should.
Speaker 12: Have rights Biden Aaron Macklamore, there should be global Intifada.
Speaker 3: And then another one.
Speaker 6: Another show favorite, Josh Gondleman at Josh Gondleman tweeted the
Speaker 6: worst outcome of the Kendrick Lamar Drake beef would obviously
Speaker 6: be escalating physical violence, but the second worst would be
Speaker 6: if this all was leading up to a sprite commercial.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's reasons you can't say that. Obey
Speaker 2: your thirst, Jack, Where can people find stupid smelly balls?
Speaker 3: Find my stupid smelly balls anyway.
Speaker 2: See I got my nervous listeners.
Speaker 3: Me sure you can't find them anywhere because they're not smelly.
Speaker 3: They smell great. And tweet I've been enjoying is there's
Speaker 3: this House of Decline comic that four panels. First panels
Speaker 3: two people saying it's weird how nine to eleven became
Speaker 3: a national holiday, and the other person says, oh, no,
Speaker 3: that means and then cut to Jack Skellington, like in
Speaker 3: the Forest of the Holidays from a nightmare before Christmas,
Speaker 3: opening up the nine to eleven portal, and then he's
Speaker 3: like popping out of a bath an airplane bathroom, going
Speaker 3: what's this? What's this? And the plane is like flying
Speaker 3: into the twin towers.
Speaker 2: You're a sick fuck?
Speaker 3: What the hell? What the fuck is wrong with me?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm a little twisted.
Speaker 7: The other.
Speaker 2: Allright, my first one was sick, not in a cool way.
Speaker 3: Not in and not cool. So somebody tweeted the my
Speaker 3: favorite video on the internet, which is the bowler Pete
Speaker 3: Weber throwing the strike that wins the tournament and turning
Speaker 3: around and saying and saying, who do you think you are?
Speaker 3: I am? And they say Pete Weber was not trying
Speaker 3: to go viral when he won the twenty twelve pba
Speaker 3: US Open. All he wanted to do was to show
Speaker 3: up a twelve to fourteen year old who jeered against
Speaker 3: him a little too loudly for his liking and m.
Speaker 3: Nate Shyamalan tweeted, I love the revelation that all of
Speaker 3: this was to stick it to a middle schooler and
Speaker 3: legend real talk. But that's amazing that he was yelling
Speaker 3: that at a child. That is my favorite clip on
Speaker 3: the internet. Who do you think you are? I am
Speaker 3: was him trying to trying to yell at a twelve
Speaker 3: year old and then fucking it up so bad like
Speaker 3: he couldn't he couldn't complete it, take it. I fucked up.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Marcella.
Speaker 2: Is it terrible?
Speaker 3: These were both bad?
Speaker 2: You're a weirdo, bro. We learned a lot about you too.
Speaker 3: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien
Speaker 3: liking sick fucked up shit like that.
Speaker 2: No wonder your balls are so smelly.
Speaker 3: You think that's what makes me smell? Bad taste in
Speaker 3: tweets so focused on bad tweets that I can't wash
Speaker 3: my balls properly. I can find us on Twitter at
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Speaker 3: footnotes where we link off to the information we've heard
Speaker 3: about in today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 3: we think you might enjoy, myles that you think people
Speaker 3: just I'm gonna keep telling people to listen to that
Speaker 3: band Oma and their live band instrumental recreations. This is
Speaker 3: them doing mob deeps shook one short one but it's
Speaker 3: all live. Take it through your ears and they will
Speaker 3: thank you. It sounds so good. They really just captured that.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's very similar to the actual song, but
Speaker 3: they like, I don't know, it's like an impressionistic version
Speaker 3: that really just captures them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: All right. We will link off to that in the footnotes.
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