Speaker 1: The second. Can opposites attract I think silence would say yes, Jeff.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at Brooke and Jose. For example, Brooke
Speaker 1: went to a non accredited college.
Speaker 2: It was very like one of the best journalism schools
Speaker 2: in the country.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Jose can't even spell that yes or for six
Speaker 1: seasons and we're not going to get onto that.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, but I don't know if I know
Speaker 2: how to spell it.
Speaker 1: Brook washes her sheets. Jose has never bought sheets. No,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I just after a couple of years. I'm not attracted
Speaker 2: to Jose.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they still get along. You guys get along.
Speaker 1: You're like the husband and wife of this radio show.
Speaker 1: You work together, never sleep together, but they'll still kiss
Speaker 1: on special.
Speaker 2: Kisses. Give me a kiss away from.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what she says to her husband.
Speaker 2: Now. See.
Speaker 1: I'm more curious though about our listener today, Sarah, because
Speaker 1: she felt like maybe her date might work out because
Speaker 1: they were kind of opposites too. Sarah, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Hi, thank you. Please tell me it was better than
Speaker 2: the disaster you just witnessed. For the last thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: We at least got a forehead kiss it made me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Oh exactly, like what we just did a glowing review.
Speaker 2: Why are you calling in then?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh, you guys make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we make everybody uncomfortable. In fact, that's
Speaker 1: our goal.
Speaker 2: So I see, I'm also uncomfort.
Speaker 1: But we want to talk about you and the guy
Speaker 1: that you went out with. What's his name?
Speaker 3: Oh, she's lovely. That's Jake.
Speaker 2: J Okay, Jake's a good name. That's a hot guy name.
Speaker 2: Where'd you meet him?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Where do you think?
Speaker 2: Tender?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What did you and Jake end up doing for
Speaker 1: your date?
Speaker 3: I thought it would be fun. I'm really big into crochet.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys have tried crocheting before.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to do it in third grade. Really yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a babysitter that cut a whole brag.
Speaker 1: In the eighteen hundreds. That was a maze.
Speaker 2: That's nice because it's just one hook instead of, you know,
Speaker 2: like knitting is with two needles about it?
Speaker 1: So, sorry, but I don't know how did you How
Speaker 1: did Jake feel about it?
Speaker 3: I was really impressed because well the first thing is
Speaker 3: that he showed up and he was really confused because
Speaker 3: he thought it was croquet.
Speaker 1: Oh, you hit the balls with the mallets.
Speaker 2: He shows up in like athletic gear, ready to go,
Speaker 2: like you need for croquet. Wait, how did you turn
Speaker 2: croquet into a date? Though?
Speaker 3: Well, no, we didn't. We didn't play croquet. We crocheted.
Speaker 2: Let mean crochet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we ended up actually taking class.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought it would be fun and I was like
Speaker 3: surprised he was so excited about it until I realized
Speaker 3: he didn't know what it was we were doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, little mild speed bump.
Speaker 2: I just picture you in a room with a bunch
Speaker 2: of gray haired granny Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, okay, so it was literally eleven women in him,
Speaker 3: but he was down to try it. He was definitely
Speaker 3: struggling with it.
Speaker 2: With the actual crochet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like we couldn't even get him to chain a row. Okay,
Speaker 3: it was pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Because of a miracle. Though, if it was just beginner's
Speaker 1: luck and he's able to knit an entire blanket and
Speaker 1: tried to act.
Speaker 2: Interested, it's not that hard. Hooked one, hooked two boring.
Speaker 1: That was really fun. Sorry, so give us some highlights
Speaker 1: from the crochet class.
Speaker 3: I was impressed by the way he responded to our
Speaker 3: teacher Glinda. She's like this really old pop woman, and
Speaker 3: she was correcting him a lot. So I felt like
Speaker 3: I was good cop and Glinda was bad cop.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: Every time she could come over and pick on him,
Speaker 3: I was like, you're doing great.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about old harsh women correcting a person.
Speaker 1: Sounds sounds like a great time.
Speaker 2: Je.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like to me, that was a HIGHLIGHTHO shows character.
Speaker 2: How long were you guys at this class?
Speaker 3: It was like almost two hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a long time. Yeah, it doesn't sound like
Speaker 2: a quick thing. There's no like alcohol served or anything
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what romantic aspect came into this state?
Speaker 3: I thought this was kind of romantic. Do you know
Speaker 3: the movie Ghost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Patrick Swaze and Devil Wore years ago. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. You've seen the iconic scene where he's
Speaker 2: behind her doing pottery.
Speaker 3: No, I'm so excited because that's what I did.
Speaker 2: You got behind him essentially crooksha. I love it.
Speaker 1: This is hot.
Speaker 4: It was like kind of silly, but also it got.
Speaker 3: Us close, you know. I thought it was.
Speaker 1: A good move, some physical touch. Yeah, okay, let let's
Speaker 1: fast forward to the end of the day.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I was kind of down to get a
Speaker 3: drink or hang out some more, but he didn't invite me.
Speaker 1: That's weird. You probably thought you were gonna go so
Speaker 1: buttons or something.
Speaker 2: Or maybe he thought you, you know, you were so
Speaker 2: unimpressed by his abilities that you weren't interested.
Speaker 3: Oh I hope.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So what's happened since then? Have you stayed in contact?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I mean we just kind of had a hug and
Speaker 3: we went our separate ways, and I texted him later
Speaker 3: and said, oh my gosh, it's so fun. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm hooked on you that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Not really, Oh yeah, I'm hooked on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Unfortunately, I got it.
Speaker 4: It's you got it.
Speaker 2: We've all been here long enough now that they're catching on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he hasn't, so I thought maybe like he didn't
Speaker 4: like the activity, so I would be down to just
Speaker 4: do something more active, something more in line with what
Speaker 4: he's interested in.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a risky activity literally anything else. But
Speaker 2: here's the day. Here's the thing. When she told him
Speaker 2: about it, he was excited because he didn't know what
Speaker 2: she was talking about. There was a miscommunication.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's gonna be plenty more miscommunications when we
Speaker 1: call him ask him about the date. We're going to
Speaker 1: do that when we come back and do your second
Speaker 1: date update next. If you missed the first part of
Speaker 1: this call, we're doing an experiment to see if opposites
Speaker 1: really do a tract in the dating world. Because we
Speaker 1: have our listener, Sarah, who is a very nice woman.
Speaker 1: She's into crochet and crochet jokes, yeah, and romantic moves
Speaker 1: stolen from nineteen eighty's movies.
Speaker 2: You're not talking her up real well right now.
Speaker 1: These are the things that she does likes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And her date, Jake, who is a little bit more
Speaker 1: active in his lifestyle. He showed up wearing athletic wear
Speaker 1: to the crochet class.
Speaker 2: He misunderstood because.
Speaker 1: He thought it was croquet that they were gonna do.
Speaker 1: Say yeah, but he probably looked like a country club
Speaker 1: athletic Yeah. Became a little bit over prepared to and
Speaker 1: after their two hour crochet class, they shared a hug
Speaker 1: and Sarah has not heard from him since then. Brooke
Speaker 1: just let out a giant john, not even joking. There
Speaker 1: was a third second recap and she couldn't stay awake
Speaker 1: for it. Sarah, is there any message in particular you
Speaker 1: want me or perhaps Brook to deliver to Jake once
Speaker 1: we get him on the phone, if we can anything specific,
Speaker 1: you want us to say, just that.
Speaker 3: If he wanted to do a different activity, I'd love
Speaker 3: to go on a different date, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you sound fun. You sound like you're up
Speaker 2: for pretty much anything, and it sounds like a different
Speaker 2: date would be a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell him Sarah is down for whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I think we should deliver.
Speaker 1: What Sarah wants and we give her what she wants.
Speaker 1: Let's make the call to Jake right now. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Jake?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It is hey man. My name is Jeff, and there's
Speaker 1: a whole room of people here that is really excited
Speaker 1: to meet you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, you're you're our man of the hour for our
Speaker 1: second Date.
Speaker 2: J Jake, Jake, Jack, Jake, Jake, Jake. I mean that
Speaker 2: name always feels like you should it's a chair in
Speaker 2: a bar.
Speaker 5: No, Jake, Okay, what what's up?
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're a bit much. What's up is we're doing
Speaker 1: a segment called the Second Date Update, and we've had
Speaker 1: one of our listeners ask us to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you after you went out with her to a
Speaker 1: crochet class named Sarah.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, hot night, right. Uh, it was an interesting
Speaker 5: evening for sure.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good start.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you said that with a smile in
Speaker 2: your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Our job today is to try and figure out
Speaker 1: what's going on between you and Sarah. I if there's
Speaker 1: any vibes going on there, can you tell us about
Speaker 1: your your date?
Speaker 5: Uh? Yeah, there wasn't really a vibe, you know, like, uh,
Speaker 5: I don't know, I can't really talk about it.
Speaker 2: Why can't you talk about it? You just didn't like her?
Speaker 5: No, I mean like no, she was nice. I just
Speaker 5: you know, I just really don't see.
Speaker 6: Us going on another day.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think she already gets that vibe. It sounds
Speaker 2: like there's a big misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: The fact that you're not calling or texting or speaking
Speaker 1: to her at all is a pretty good hint. We're
Speaker 1: trying to figure out the reason why.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's like I'm not supposed to so like.
Speaker 1: Supposed to What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like, I mean.
Speaker 6: Like, well, I know you guys, you know it's a
Speaker 6: radio things, but like, don't tell her this, right, don't
Speaker 6: let this get back to her, but I.
Speaker 1: Can promise that I won't say it to her. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I can promise.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 6: So, like I don't know what she told you, but
Speaker 6: we went like pang.
Speaker 2: Yeah was that kind of a surprise, right, Yeah, like I.
Speaker 5: Thought she meant croquette, Like.
Speaker 1: We actually heard that. There was a misunderstanding. She felt bad.
Speaker 2: About but she said, you were a good sport.
Speaker 1: But what's the thing about you saying you can't go
Speaker 1: out with her? Why?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 6: So like we did the crochet thing, and I mean,
Speaker 6: I'm always willing to try anything once and I was
Speaker 6: having a hard time, and so the instructor like pulled
Speaker 6: me aside for a little bit, like while Sarah was
Speaker 6: like in the restroom, are you.
Speaker 2: Talking about Glinda old Glinda?
Speaker 5: Oh she told you her name.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She said Glinda was going hard on you and
Speaker 2: she kind of felt bad about it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh you have no idea. So Glinda, she like
Speaker 7: she pulled me aside and she was like showing me
Speaker 7: how to crochet. But while she was showing me, she
Speaker 7: started talking about her son and how she's been trying
Speaker 7: to set up Sarah with her son. So she was
Speaker 7: asking me like questions like, oh, have you been dating
Speaker 7: Sarah for a while?
Speaker 5: And I was like no, this is her first day.
Speaker 5: And she's like, oh, I don't think Sarah is a
Speaker 5: good match for you. I've been trying to I've been
Speaker 5: trying to set her up with my son.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're you're scared of competition, No, Glenda's son.
Speaker 2: But why would you have to listen to anything? Glinda says,
Speaker 2: it's not like, first.
Speaker 5: Of all, I don't really like drama, and this already
Speaker 5: sounds like it's going to be a dramatic thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I feel it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want anything to do with that either.
Speaker 2: Crochet class, it's only going to be drama.
Speaker 5: There they were really like crochet okay, but number two
Speaker 5: Gunda offered me one hundred bucks to not go on
Speaker 5: any more dates.
Speaker 1: But there, there it is, Oh my god, that's what happened.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I took the money.
Speaker 1: No, you took the money.
Speaker 3: Wait, what is happening right now? Money?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You guys an tell me she was on the line.
Speaker 1: Yeah you told me not to tell her. Yeah what
Speaker 1: you said? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah you got me.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, that's how these calls work. They listen
Speaker 1: on the other line, but she wants to talk to
Speaker 1: you man. Clearly, Sarah a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: I was like, first of all, thanks Glinda for carrying
Speaker 3: that much.
Speaker 1: I see, I mean, Glenda's probably gonna her son's back
Speaker 1: before she has yours.
Speaker 5: Yeah, g Linda really likes Glinda really likes you, She
Speaker 5: really likes her son. Maybe you should give her son
Speaker 5: a shot.
Speaker 2: What, Oh my gosh, bro, you're not playing matchms.
Speaker 1: There's something for Glenda's son.
Speaker 5: I get it there. Like one hundred dollars is a
Speaker 5: lot of money. It's like a gallon of gas and
Speaker 5: a gallon of milk. But the date wasn't going the
Speaker 5: best anyway, so you know, I just took some beer money.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a little harsh. I mean, I
Speaker 1: personally wasn't on your date, but it sounded like you
Speaker 1: two were trying to have fun and do a unique activity.
Speaker 1: There was some nineteen eighties movies references thrown in. She
Speaker 1: got sold for beer money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought we were having fun. We were laughing,
Speaker 3: We're having a good time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, we were.
Speaker 6: But I just I'd rather take the hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Did you at least wait to the end of the day.
Speaker 2: To take the money or was that right at the beginning?
Speaker 5: Oh no, No, she slitted to me when she pulled
Speaker 5: me aside and you were in the restroom, so like
Speaker 5: halfway through.
Speaker 1: You knew what it would have been more awkward for
Speaker 1: him to accept one hundred dollars from her at the
Speaker 1: very end of.
Speaker 2: The thing is if he knew he wasn't gonna call
Speaker 2: her anyway. I mean, I wouldn't blame him for taking
Speaker 2: the money. I mean, yeah, but if you don't even
Speaker 2: give her a shot, right, you see the date through.
Speaker 5: I didn't even try to like kiss her, like go
Speaker 5: home with her.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, we know, I kind
Speaker 2: of mad at Glinda, to be honest. She's right.
Speaker 3: No, I'm thankful for Glinda because she helped me to
Speaker 3: weed you out her persistence and.
Speaker 4: Her son is a nice guy.
Speaker 1: But why have you been avoiding him then not going
Speaker 1: out with him.
Speaker 3: I just wasn't interested. But he seems like I'm much
Speaker 3: more viab option now.
Speaker 2: He's not cute going to pay you to I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: You could be Glenda's future daughter in law. Think about that.
Speaker 5: You might get future croche lessons for free.
Speaker 1: Have we ever had.
Speaker 2: A second date, or that's like pushing somebody away so hard.
Speaker 5: Now I can't, I can't go on a second date.
Speaker 5: I took one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh well good. I wasn't gonna ask you, Jacob, and
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask Sarah if you would like to
Speaker 1: go out on a date with Glenda's son. No way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna pay for that. How is everyone getting paid
Speaker 1: to go on dates right now?
Speaker 2: We would make Glenda's dreams come true?
Speaker 5: Technically I'm getting I'm getting paid to not go on.
Speaker 1: A date, So you keep that hundred dollars. Agreed to
Speaker 1: continue to not go out with Sarah. Sarah, will you
Speaker 1: go out with Glenda's son?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I will?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Congratulations son. If you're listening, you just got a date
Speaker 1: with Sarah.
Speaker 2: Everybody, do we have to get an update? You knew
Speaker 2: there was so much drama in the Crochet class Real
Speaker 2: Housewives of Crochet.
Speaker 1: Sarah, congratulations, we got to your second date.
Speaker 4: I am actually pretty excited to go with anybody but Jake.
Speaker 5: Well, Benjamin Franklin agrees.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, you know, it's funny Brook wants
Speaker 1: to get an update on this one. We never even
Speaker 1: spoke to the guy that is going to be going
Speaker 1: out on a date. Are you so interested?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Does this guy know his mom is interfering with his dating?
Speaker 2: Is this guy even interested in her?
Speaker 1: Actually, there's a lot there. It's just a bunch of
Speaker 1: questions that we don't know.
Speaker 2: This is the drama in the crochet world I've been
Speaker 2: waiting for. Do not take it from me.
Speaker 1: The son of a crochet master. That is what Brooke
Speaker 1: is excited about. I want you to hear me say
Speaker 1: that to you. That that makes you excited?
Speaker 2: It does? Okay, take a lot of dude, I know
Speaker 2: Glinda's excited.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Glenda's son, Rudy Nuthatch hooked him up on Facebook.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good time crochaning this. This show
Speaker 1: really has sunk to a new live sounds like a
Speaker 1: good TV crocheting with.
Speaker 2: The nut hatches. You say that until Glenna makes you
Speaker 2: a good scarf in.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to stand corrected on this. But until
Speaker 1: then you can always email us. We'll call the person
Speaker 1: who isn't call on your back. Make sure you go
Speaker 1: check out all of our Second Day podcasts online whenever
Speaker 1: you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,