WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Crochet Okay

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<v Speaker 1>The second. Can opposites attract I think silence would say yes, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look at Brooke and Jose. For example, Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>went to a non accredited college.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very like one of the best journalism schools

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<v Speaker 2>in the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, Jose can't even spell that yes or for six

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<v Speaker 1>seasons and we're not going to get onto that.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta say, but I don't know if I know

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<v Speaker 2>how to spell it.

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<v Speaker 1>Brook washes her sheets. Jose has never bought sheets. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I just after a couple of years. I'm not attracted

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<v Speaker 2>to Jose.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying they still get along. You guys get along.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like the husband and wife of this radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>You work together, never sleep together, but they'll still kiss

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<v Speaker 1>on special.

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<v Speaker 2>Kisses. Give me a kiss away from.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what she says to her husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. See.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm more curious though about our listener today, Sarah, because

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<v Speaker 1>she felt like maybe her date might work out because

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<v Speaker 1>they were kind of opposites too. Sarah, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, thank you. Please tell me it was better than

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<v Speaker 2>the disaster you just witnessed. For the last thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>We at least got a forehead kiss it made me uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh exactly, like what we just did a glowing review.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you calling in then?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you guys make me uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, we make everybody uncomfortable. In fact, that's

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<v Speaker 1>our goal.

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<v Speaker 2>So I see, I'm also uncomfort.

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<v Speaker 1>But we want to talk about you and the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that you went out with. What's his name?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, she's lovely. That's Jake.

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<v Speaker 2>J Okay, Jake's a good name. That's a hot guy name.

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<v Speaker 2>Where'd you meet him?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Where do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Tender?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What did you and Jake end up doing for

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<v Speaker 1>your date?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it would be fun. I'm really big into crochet.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you guys have tried crocheting before.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I used to do it in third grade. Really yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a babysitter that cut a whole brag.

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<v Speaker 1>In the eighteen hundreds. That was a maze.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice because it's just one hook instead of, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like knitting is with two needles about it?

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<v Speaker 1>So, sorry, but I don't know how did you How

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<v Speaker 1>did Jake feel about it?

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<v Speaker 3>I was really impressed because well the first thing is

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<v Speaker 3>that he showed up and he was really confused because

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<v Speaker 3>he thought it was croquet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you hit the balls with the mallets.

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<v Speaker 2>He shows up in like athletic gear, ready to go,

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<v Speaker 2>like you need for croquet. Wait, how did you turn

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<v Speaker 2>croquet into a date? Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, we didn't. We didn't play croquet. We crocheted.

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<v Speaker 2>Let mean crochet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we ended up actually taking class.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it would be fun and I was like

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<v Speaker 3>surprised he was so excited about it until I realized

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<v Speaker 3>he didn't know what it was we were doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, little mild speed bump.

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<v Speaker 2>I just picture you in a room with a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of gray haired granny Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No, okay, so it was literally eleven women in him,

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<v Speaker 3>but he was down to try it. He was definitely

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<v Speaker 3>struggling with it.

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<v Speaker 2>With the actual crochet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like we couldn't even get him to chain a row. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it was pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Because of a miracle. Though, if it was just beginner's

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<v Speaker 1>luck and he's able to knit an entire blanket and

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<v Speaker 1>tried to act.

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<v Speaker 2>Interested, it's not that hard. Hooked one, hooked two boring.

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<v Speaker 1>That was really fun. Sorry, so give us some highlights

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<v Speaker 1>from the crochet class.

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<v Speaker 3>I was impressed by the way he responded to our

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<v Speaker 3>teacher Glinda. She's like this really old pop woman, and

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<v Speaker 3>she was correcting him a lot. So I felt like

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<v Speaker 3>I was good cop and Glinda was bad cop.

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time she could come over and pick on him,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, you're doing great.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about old harsh women correcting a person.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds sounds like a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>Je.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like to me, that was a HIGHLIGHTHO shows character.

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<v Speaker 2>How long were you guys at this class?

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<v Speaker 3>It was like almost two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a long time. Yeah, it doesn't sound like

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<v Speaker 2>a quick thing. There's no like alcohol served or anything

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what romantic aspect came into this state?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought this was kind of romantic. Do you know

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<v Speaker 3>the movie Ghost.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Patrick Swaze and Devil Wore years ago. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You've seen the iconic scene where he's

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<v Speaker 2>behind her doing pottery.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm so excited because that's what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>You got behind him essentially crooksha. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is hot.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like kind of silly, but also it got.

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<v Speaker 3>Us close, you know. I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 1>A good move, some physical touch. Yeah, okay, let let's

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<v Speaker 1>fast forward to the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I was kind of down to get a

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<v Speaker 3>drink or hang out some more, but he didn't invite me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird. You probably thought you were gonna go so

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<v Speaker 1>buttons or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Or maybe he thought you, you know, you were so

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<v Speaker 2>unimpressed by his abilities that you weren't interested.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I hope.

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<v Speaker 2>God.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So what's happened since then? Have you stayed in contact?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we just kind of had a hug and

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<v Speaker 3>we went our separate ways, and I texted him later

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<v Speaker 3>and said, oh my gosh, it's so fun. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hooked on you that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Not really, Oh yeah, I'm hooked on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Unfortunately, I got it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's you got it.

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<v Speaker 2>We've all been here long enough now that they're catching on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he hasn't, so I thought maybe like he didn't

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<v Speaker 4>like the activity, so I would be down to just

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<v Speaker 4>do something more active, something more in line with what

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<v Speaker 4>he's interested in.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's a risky activity literally anything else. But

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<v Speaker 2>here's the day. Here's the thing. When she told him

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<v Speaker 2>about it, he was excited because he didn't know what

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<v Speaker 2>she was talking about. There was a miscommunication.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there's gonna be plenty more miscommunications when we

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<v Speaker 1>call him ask him about the date. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>do that when we come back and do your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update next. If you missed the first part of

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<v Speaker 1>this call, we're doing an experiment to see if opposites

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<v Speaker 1>really do a tract in the dating world. Because we

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<v Speaker 1>have our listener, Sarah, who is a very nice woman.

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<v Speaker 1>She's into crochet and crochet jokes, yeah, and romantic moves

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<v Speaker 1>stolen from nineteen eighty's movies.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not talking her up real well right now.

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<v Speaker 1>These are the things that she does likes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And her date, Jake, who is a little bit more

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<v Speaker 1>active in his lifestyle. He showed up wearing athletic wear

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<v Speaker 1>to the crochet class.

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<v Speaker 2>He misunderstood because.

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<v Speaker 1>He thought it was croquet that they were gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>Say yeah, but he probably looked like a country club

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<v Speaker 1>athletic Yeah. Became a little bit over prepared to and

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<v Speaker 1>after their two hour crochet class, they shared a hug

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<v Speaker 1>and Sarah has not heard from him since then. Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>just let out a giant john, not even joking. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a third second recap and she couldn't stay awake

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Sarah, is there any message in particular you

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<v Speaker 1>want me or perhaps Brook to deliver to Jake once

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<v Speaker 1>we get him on the phone, if we can anything specific,

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<v Speaker 1>you want us to say, just that.

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<v Speaker 3>If he wanted to do a different activity, I'd love

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<v Speaker 3>to go on a different date, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, you sound fun. You sound like you're up

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<v Speaker 2>for pretty much anything, and it sounds like a different

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<v Speaker 2>date would be a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll tell him Sarah is down for whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should deliver.

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<v Speaker 1>What Sarah wants and we give her what she wants.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's make the call to Jake right now. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Jake?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It is hey man. My name is Jeff, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>a whole room of people here that is really excited

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<v Speaker 1>to meet you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're you're our man of the hour for our

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<v Speaker 1>second Date.

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<v Speaker 2>J Jake, Jake, Jack, Jake, Jake, Jake. I mean that

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<v Speaker 2>name always feels like you should it's a chair in

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<v Speaker 2>a bar.

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<v Speaker 5>No, Jake, Okay, what what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, we're a bit much. What's up is we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>a segment called the Second Date Update, and we've had

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners ask us to get a hold

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<v Speaker 1>of you after you went out with her to a

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<v Speaker 1>crochet class named Sarah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, hot night, right. Uh, it was an interesting

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<v Speaker 5>evening for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's a good start.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you said that with a smile in

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<v Speaker 2>your face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Our job today is to try and figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on between you and Sarah. I if there's

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<v Speaker 1>any vibes going on there, can you tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>your your date?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh? Yeah, there wasn't really a vibe, you know, like, uh,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, I can't really talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't you talk about it? You just didn't like her?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I mean like no, she was nice. I just

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<v Speaker 5>you know, I just really don't see.

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<v Speaker 6>Us going on another day.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think she already gets that vibe. It sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like there's a big misunderstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that you're not calling or texting or speaking

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<v Speaker 1>to her at all is a pretty good hint. We're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out the reason why.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well it's like I'm not supposed to so like.

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<v Speaker 1>Supposed to What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I mean.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, well, I know you guys, you know it's a

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<v Speaker 6>radio things, but like, don't tell her this, right, don't

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<v Speaker 6>let this get back to her, but I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can promise that I won't say it to her. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I can promise.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>So, like I don't know what she told you, but

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<v Speaker 6>we went like pang.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah was that kind of a surprise, right, Yeah, like I.

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<v Speaker 5>Thought she meant croquette, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>We actually heard that. There was a misunderstanding. She felt bad.

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<v Speaker 2>About but she said, you were a good sport.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's the thing about you saying you can't go

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<v Speaker 1>out with her? Why?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>So like we did the crochet thing, and I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm always willing to try anything once and I was

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<v Speaker 6>having a hard time, and so the instructor like pulled

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<v Speaker 6>me aside for a little bit, like while Sarah was

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<v Speaker 6>like in the restroom, are you.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking about Glinda old Glinda?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh she told you her name.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. She said Glinda was going hard on you and

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<v Speaker 2>she kind of felt bad about it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, oh you have no idea. So Glinda, she like

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<v Speaker 7>she pulled me aside and she was like showing me

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<v Speaker 7>how to crochet. But while she was showing me, she

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<v Speaker 7>started talking about her son and how she's been trying

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<v Speaker 7>to set up Sarah with her son. So she was

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<v Speaker 7>asking me like questions like, oh, have you been dating

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<v Speaker 7>Sarah for a while?

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<v Speaker 5>And I was like no, this is her first day.

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<v Speaker 5>And she's like, oh, I don't think Sarah is a

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<v Speaker 5>good match for you. I've been trying to I've been

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<v Speaker 5>trying to set her up with my son.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you're you're scared of competition, No, Glenda's son.

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<v Speaker 2>But why would you have to listen to anything? Glinda says,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not like, first.

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<v Speaker 5>Of all, I don't really like drama, and this already

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<v Speaker 5>sounds like it's going to be a dramatic thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bro, I feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't want anything to do with that either.

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<v Speaker 2>Crochet class, it's only going to be drama.

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<v Speaker 5>There they were really like crochet okay, but number two

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<v Speaker 5>Gunda offered me one hundred bucks to not go on

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<v Speaker 5>any more dates.

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<v Speaker 1>But there, there it is, Oh my god, that's what happened.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I took the money.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you took the money.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, what is happening right now? Money?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>You guys an tell me she was on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you told me not to tell her. Yeah what

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<v Speaker 1>you said? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah you got me.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, yeah, that's how these calls work. They listen

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line, but she wants to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you man. Clearly, Sarah a hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, first of all, thanks Glinda for carrying

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<v Speaker 3>that much.

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<v Speaker 1>I see, I mean, Glenda's probably gonna her son's back

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<v Speaker 1>before she has yours.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, g Linda really likes Glinda really likes you, She

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<v Speaker 5>really likes her son. Maybe you should give her son

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<v Speaker 5>a shot.

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<v Speaker 2>What, Oh my gosh, bro, you're not playing matchms.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something for Glenda's son.

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<v Speaker 5>I get it there. Like one hundred dollars is a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of money. It's like a gallon of gas and

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<v Speaker 5>a gallon of milk. But the date wasn't going the

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<v Speaker 5>best anyway, so you know, I just took some beer money.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's a little harsh. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>personally wasn't on your date, but it sounded like you

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<v Speaker 1>two were trying to have fun and do a unique activity.

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<v Speaker 1>There was some nineteen eighties movies references thrown in. She

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<v Speaker 1>got sold for beer money.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I thought we were having fun. We were laughing,

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<v Speaker 3>We're having a good time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, right, we were.

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<v Speaker 6>But I just I'd rather take the hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you at least wait to the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>To take the money or was that right at the beginning?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, No, she slitted to me when she pulled

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<v Speaker 5>me aside and you were in the restroom, so like

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<v Speaker 5>halfway through.

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<v Speaker 1>You knew what it would have been more awkward for

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<v Speaker 1>him to accept one hundred dollars from her at the

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<v Speaker 1>very end of.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is if he knew he wasn't gonna call

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<v Speaker 2>her anyway. I mean, I wouldn't blame him for taking

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<v Speaker 2>the money. I mean, yeah, but if you don't even

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<v Speaker 2>give her a shot, right, you see the date through.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't even try to like kiss her, like go

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<v Speaker 5>home with her.

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<v Speaker 2>At the end of the day, we know, I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of mad at Glinda, to be honest. She's right.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm thankful for Glinda because she helped me to

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<v Speaker 3>weed you out her persistence and.

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<v Speaker 4>Her son is a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But why have you been avoiding him then not going

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<v Speaker 1>out with him.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wasn't interested. But he seems like I'm much

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<v Speaker 3>more viab option now.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not cute going to pay you to I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>You could be Glenda's future daughter in law. Think about that.

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<v Speaker 5>You might get future croche lessons for free.

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<v Speaker 1>Have we ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>A second date, or that's like pushing somebody away so hard.

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<v Speaker 5>Now I can't, I can't go on a second date.

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<v Speaker 5>I took one hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well good. I wasn't gonna ask you, Jacob, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna ask Sarah if you would like to

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a date with Glenda's son. No way, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna pay for that. How is everyone getting paid

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<v Speaker 1>to go on dates right now?

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<v Speaker 2>We would make Glenda's dreams come true?

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<v Speaker 5>Technically I'm getting I'm getting paid to not go on.

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<v Speaker 1>A date, So you keep that hundred dollars. Agreed to

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<v Speaker 1>continue to not go out with Sarah. Sarah, will you

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<v Speaker 1>go out with Glenda's son?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I will?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations son. If you're listening, you just got a date

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<v Speaker 1>with Sarah.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, do we have to get an update? You knew

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<v Speaker 2>there was so much drama in the Crochet class Real

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<v Speaker 2>Housewives of Crochet.

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah, congratulations, we got to your second date.

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<v Speaker 4>I am actually pretty excited to go with anybody but Jake.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, Benjamin Franklin agrees.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning, you know, it's funny Brook wants

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<v Speaker 1>to get an update on this one. We never even

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<v Speaker 1>spoke to the guy that is going to be going

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date. Are you so interested?

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<v Speaker 7>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Does this guy know his mom is interfering with his dating?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this guy even interested in her?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, there's a lot there. It's just a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>questions that we don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the drama in the crochet world I've been

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for. Do not take it from me.

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<v Speaker 1>The son of a crochet master. That is what Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>is excited about. I want you to hear me say

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<v Speaker 1>that to you. That that makes you excited?

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<v Speaker 2>It does? Okay, take a lot of dude, I know

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<v Speaker 2>Glinda's excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Glenda's son, Rudy Nuthatch hooked him up on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a good time crochaning this. This show

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<v Speaker 1>really has sunk to a new live sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>good TV crocheting with.

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<v Speaker 2>The nut hatches. You say that until Glenna makes you

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<v Speaker 2>a good scarf in.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to stand corrected on this. But until

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<v Speaker 1>then you can always email us. We'll call the person

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<v Speaker 1>who isn't call on your back. Make sure you go

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<v Speaker 1>check out all of our Second Day podcasts online whenever

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<v Speaker 1>you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,