Speaker 1: Freaking jewels. Second date up date. The girl on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today is obviously really
Speaker 1: disappointed that she's not getting a call back because she
Speaker 1: got wined and dined on her first date. I'm talking
Speaker 1: like a tour of the world. Basically, she got to
Speaker 1: go to Italy at this restaurant called Sparrow, and then
Speaker 1: maybe some American cuisine after at a place called Cinnabon,
Speaker 1: which I've heard a lot about. Did she really eat
Speaker 1: at the mall? Yes, she did. She ate at the
Speaker 1: mall on her first date, and now the dude is
Speaker 1: not calling her back. Her name is Jaylene. What's up? Jaylene? Hey, guys, Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't sound fourteen, so I'm confused. No, I'm not okay,
Speaker 1: but your first date sounds amazing. I've heard of that
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant before. I've never been able to pronounce the name, though,
Speaker 1: but I've heard it's great. No, I work at the
Speaker 1: mall actually, oh okay, yeah, So who did you go
Speaker 1: out with? A customer or coworker. It was sort of
Speaker 1: a customer. He had walked in and you know, I'm
Speaker 1: having a really bad day, and of course, customer services
Speaker 1: is always wonderful when you're when you're having a bad day.
Speaker 1: But um, I think you could tell that something was
Speaker 1: wrong or I don't know, where do you work at
Speaker 1: the mall? I mean you don't have to say what
Speaker 1: the businesses, but what do you do? I work at
Speaker 1: a kiosk, so, um, you know I meet different kinds
Speaker 1: of people. Okay, yeah, that would be a frustrating job
Speaker 1: at the mall, especially the people that handling lotions and stuff,
Speaker 1: because you get people just turning you down all day long.
Speaker 1: Eviually you probably want to throw a lotion battle at
Speaker 1: their head. So anyway, you're having a bad day, and
Speaker 1: this dude could tell yeah, if you seem like you
Speaker 1: could tunnel and like trying to cheer me up. So well,
Speaker 1: we got to talk in that for a bit and
Speaker 1: then I had to get back to work. So um
Speaker 1: he said, you know, do you have a break coming up?
Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, about like thirty minutes, I'll have
Speaker 1: my lunch break. So he said, all right, that's great,
Speaker 1: I have some shopping to do. Why don't we meet
Speaker 1: at the food court? So that's cute. Yeah, we're you excited? Was?
Speaker 1: I mean? Everybody usually ignores me? So the fact that
Speaker 1: this this guy, this tractive guy is talking to me
Speaker 1: and like and just cheering me out. But I thought
Speaker 1: it was really sweet. Yeah, okay, And so how was
Speaker 1: the food court everything that you had hoped for and more? Well,
Speaker 1: of course, so I walked, you know, down to the
Speaker 1: food court and he's already gotten a table for us,
Speaker 1: he's already ordered lunch for us. You ordered Kung paou chicken. Well,
Speaker 1: you probably don't have a very long break. He needs
Speaker 1: to get that going exactly exact. That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's got to know, but yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: have that much time. So he he had everything ready, Like,
Speaker 1: trust me, I know, I know the owner of the
Speaker 1: Panda Express. I got on the orange Chicken today. Hey dude,
Speaker 1: I may date somebody based on that knowledge alone. People,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, yeah. So it was really sweet and nice.
Speaker 1: And then after he's like, so he wanted to split
Speaker 1: a churro with me? Um, sure, m, I you know,
Speaker 1: I really have to get back to work. But anyways,
Speaker 1: she's numbers and we were talking back and forth like
Speaker 1: the next four or five days, and we weren't just texting,
Speaker 1: We're like talking on the phone. And having great conversations.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, nothing weird, nothing, um Like, he didn't just
Speaker 1: send you a picture of his churro off the top, normal,
Speaker 1: normal text conversation, right, There was nothing perverted or like
Speaker 1: super sexual or anything like that. It was just great
Speaker 1: conversation and just getting to know the other person. But like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, we had a lot in common, and
Speaker 1: I bet when you saw his name pop up on
Speaker 1: your phone, like, but that felt awesome. Yeah, it did
Speaker 1: until he stopped responding to me, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: what did I do wrong? How we had to rub
Speaker 1: it in Brooke? That's what I meant. It was probably
Speaker 1: amazing whenever he would contact you, But now he's not
Speaker 1: contacting you at all, So that's gotta hurt. I think
Speaker 1: that there's gotta be a reasonable explanation. I want there
Speaker 1: to be anyway, Yeah, a reasonable explanation for making me
Speaker 1: feel bad. I don't I don't know. I didn't mean
Speaker 1: to make you feel well, all right, well, how long
Speaker 1: has it been since he's talked to you. It's been
Speaker 1: about a week. It's been about a week, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: If you guys were talking daily too, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like Funston serious, We would talk like all day long
Speaker 1: for like a week, and then just nothing. Okay, well
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back and call him and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, well, I really hope
Speaker 1: you can reach them because I can't. So we will
Speaker 1: find this guy. If I have to go to every
Speaker 1: Wetzel's pretzel, I will find this dude for you. Thank you,
Speaker 1: and do it right over this hang on looking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning if you're just tuning in for today's
Speaker 1: second date update. Jayleen is on the phone and she
Speaker 1: met a dude named Justin at the mall. She works
Speaker 1: there at a kiosk, and apparently they struck up a
Speaker 1: conversation and then shared a romantic lunch at the food court,
Speaker 1: and then after that they've texted back and forth for
Speaker 1: like five days, every single minute of the day, she says,
Speaker 1: and she was surprised when he just kind of dropped
Speaker 1: off the face of the earth and stopped talking to
Speaker 1: her personally. I was surprised to learn that people still
Speaker 1: go to the mall. So that's cool, Jelene. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you've gone through like eight thousand different scenarios of what
Speaker 1: could be going on, because you said you even had
Speaker 1: actual phone conversations with this person, right, what do you
Speaker 1: think it is? You haven't given us your theory. I
Speaker 1: only know I've been racking my brain about this, like
Speaker 1: he's married or something. I mean, I don't see that
Speaker 1: that's where I would do where I would in my head,
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship. Maybe no, because she hasn't seen
Speaker 1: his house, she hasn't seen his car, like she's seen
Speaker 1: no proof of his personal life. But he didn't try
Speaker 1: and hook up with me, So I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like we, you know, hooked up
Speaker 1: the first night we met, and then that's all he wanted.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would talk to me every
Speaker 1: day for a week and then just maybe maybe he's
Speaker 1: a time traveler. What why would you because I think
Speaker 1: he's from nineteen ninety two because you met at the
Speaker 1: mall and he actually called you on the phone, and
Speaker 1: that's the last time I think those things have ever happened.
Speaker 1: I mean at this point, I guess anything possible. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: donas one of them right now and see if we
Speaker 1: can figure out why he just stopped talking to you. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Okay, Hello, Hi, can I speak to
Speaker 1: Justin please, yeah, you got him? Hey, Justin, how are you? Man?
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Who Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. What's that?
Speaker 1: It's a radio show, all right, so he listens. What
Speaker 1: who are those people? They're like a lot of you
Speaker 1: over there. Yeah, there's three of us right now. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: why are you guys calling me? What can I do
Speaker 1: for you? Well? I wanted to see if I could
Speaker 1: grab a few minutes of your time because we got
Speaker 1: an email from someone who listens to our show and
Speaker 1: they wanted us to call you on their behalf. Uh kay,
Speaker 1: who Well, it's weird, man, what's going on? It is weird?
Speaker 1: It is. It's a girl that you met at the
Speaker 1: mall and you guys had lunch at the food courts.
Speaker 1: You guys talked for a little while about a week,
Speaker 1: and then you just kind of stopped talking to her. Her
Speaker 1: Her name is Jaylen. Oh yeah, Jaylene? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. Okay, Well, Jaylene emailed us and wanted to
Speaker 1: see if we could get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: find out why you stopped talking to her. Oh man,
Speaker 1: just we're good, We're fine. We did we got we
Speaker 1: wanted or got I wanted? You know it. We're good. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, though, what did you want? I think that
Speaker 1: maybe that's the confusing part for all of us when
Speaker 1: you say that, Well, I mean it's you know, end
Speaker 1: of transaction. It's just, uh, hell you got Wait? Okay,
Speaker 1: Normally when I asked a girl to a lunch or
Speaker 1: dinner or something else, there's something that I want out
Speaker 1: of it that I don't think you want, Like what
Speaker 1: you what were you? What transaction are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you, guys, because yeah, if
Speaker 1: I say anything, then everybody's gonna know what I'm doing,
Speaker 1: and you know, like not everybody could think of this,
Speaker 1: So I kind of want to keep to myself for
Speaker 1: a while. Maybe you know what I'm saying. So wait,
Speaker 1: you think that you have some genius plan that you
Speaker 1: don't want leaked out? Is that why you don't want
Speaker 1: to tell us? I got a genius plan that I
Speaker 1: don't want leaked out that nobody else thought of yet?
Speaker 1: So yeah, that involves kung pound chicken in a mall
Speaker 1: food court. Well, I mean, sometimes it's kung pounds, sometimes
Speaker 1: it's Truro's. I think we did a Mongolian grill one time.
Speaker 1: I mean I was like, wait, okay, so this is
Speaker 1: something that you do. Yeah, man, it's just kind of things.
Speaker 1: What I do? You know you use women for dates
Speaker 1: at the food court? But you paid? Right? Who paid? Still?
Speaker 1: I paid? Man, that's all part of it. What's part
Speaker 1: of it? I thought you had? I mean from what
Speaker 1: jay Lee told us, you guys had a nice connection.
Speaker 1: You had good conversation on the phone, and you had
Speaker 1: a quick date in the mall food court that ended
Speaker 1: in a turrow. Yeah, that's all correct. Guess how I
Speaker 1: went down? Can you think of a better plan? Will
Speaker 1: you keep selling sleazy about it? Like, hey, I got
Speaker 1: what I wanted, but I still don't see what you
Speaker 1: wanted out of it. Do you just not like to
Speaker 1: eat alone at the food court? Like you feel bad
Speaker 1: about that or something? All right, all right, here's the deal, guys,
Speaker 1: ready for this? Yeah? All right? I only date girls
Speaker 1: from cell phone providers because that way you can get
Speaker 1: all those discounts and those special deals. What was for
Speaker 1: cell phones? Man? I mean I only did girls from
Speaker 1: all kiosks, man, because like the easy they always say yes,
Speaker 1: you just take up to the food court. It costs
Speaker 1: like fifteen bucks for whatever, and then you get this
Speaker 1: nine hundred dollar phone discount. I mean I've dated three
Speaker 1: T Mobile, I've dated Super Rizons at least a half
Speaker 1: a dozen sprints. Does one Boostmumbo ended kind of badly,
Speaker 1: But like you get all the special deals and like
Speaker 1: some some like I get plenty of lines from my crew,
Speaker 1: and like all my Christmas shopping has always done, and
Speaker 1: I get the newest. I like having the new stuff
Speaker 1: because you know, I got you know, I got my
Speaker 1: rip to maintain, So I like having that stuff. How
Speaker 1: many companies they'll pay you to switch? They give you
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars just to switch, So like, if I
Speaker 1: gotta pay for teen bucks to feed the chick, that's
Speaker 1: worth it. Man. I'm so conflicted right now because I
Speaker 1: really like that you're like using the cell phone companies
Speaker 1: because I hate them. But I don't want you to
Speaker 1: use a woman to do that. Well, I don't just
Speaker 1: use one. I spread it out. Yeah, women plural. I
Speaker 1: guess did she give you a deal on the phone
Speaker 1: because she didn't mention anything about that. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: it didn't happen right away, like not after we had
Speaker 1: lunch to food courts that you know. It took a
Speaker 1: couple of days, like talking to her on the phone,
Speaker 1: but eventually yeah, oh my god, what's going on? Oh wait? Wait,
Speaker 1: who's that hello? Oh that's Jaylene Justin. She's on the
Speaker 1: other line and wants to talk to you. Yeah what Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here and I've heard every single thing that you said,
Speaker 1: and I could get a lot of trouble giving you
Speaker 1: those discounts so awesome. So you did him one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gave him one, but I didn't know he was
Speaker 1: using me. I mean, it's not like I gave it
Speaker 1: to him right away. Yeah. Yeah, at least you didn't
Speaker 1: give it up right away like a lot of they'll
Speaker 1: give it up right after the food court. But apparently
Speaker 1: you made him wait a couple of days. That's good, dude.
Speaker 1: We're love you, but that's messed up, Jayleen. I'd be
Speaker 1: pissed if I were you too. Man, I ain't pissed off.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't even I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to do right now. I didn't use you.
Speaker 1: I bought you lunch. Oh my god, A little not
Speaker 1: a big deal. You're taking this way too seriously. I
Speaker 1: wish that you would talk to me like this when
Speaker 1: you talk to me every single day, momple times a
Speaker 1: day on the phone, because you sound like a bag
Speaker 1: And I really wish this guy had been on the
Speaker 1: phone with me ins but of whoever else you were playing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really take life advice from people to work
Speaker 1: at kiosk who you know what though, I don't take
Speaker 1: advice from guys that can't pay for their own cell
Speaker 1: phone bill and staying using girls get discounts because they
Speaker 1: want an upgrade. Just buy the phone, just work hard,
Speaker 1: buy the phone with your own moneys. Hey, I don't
Speaker 1: got to a sweetheart. It's called using your head. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you know what you discussed me, and you
Speaker 1: know what that kind of power chicken think. You thought
Speaker 1: me was actually cold too, So well you still ate
Speaker 1: it and and you gave me the discount, So I'm happy.
Speaker 1: I think I know the answer to this. But hey, Justin,
Speaker 1: would you want to go out with Jaylen again on
Speaker 1: a second date? We'll pay for it. I know you
Speaker 1: like free stuff, so yeah, definitely. Well she still work
Speaker 1: going to at the key? I ask? Yeah, we can
Speaker 1: talk about maybe getting me free upgrade. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you don't stop do you. Obviously you're not that smart
Speaker 1: because I can go in any canceler your service anytime
Speaker 1: I want, and you're an idiot because I can report
Speaker 1: you too. All right, listen, Tonny, you ain't gonna do that,
Speaker 1: because if you do, I'm going to tell your manager
Speaker 1: that you gave me the discount. Hey, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: in trouble and probably lose your job. Oh great, So
Speaker 1: now you're like blackmail leader or something. It's you're classy
Speaker 1: blackmail people. I'm just saying, there's a lot more kiosks.
Speaker 1: So that came from you know. I think that's a
Speaker 1: risk I'm willing to take, Justin. I think I think
Speaker 1: that's a risk I'm willing to take. Oh my god, Julie,
Speaker 1: don't even put any more energy into this, dude. No him,
Speaker 1: you can prepare. I have a service canceled at noon today.
Speaker 1: That is a lot of power. Yeah, I'm still confused.
Speaker 1: Do you guys not want to go out or do
Speaker 1: you want to go out? Nobody ever answer my questions.
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm all set. I do not need any
Speaker 1: all right, well, I guess enjoy yourself service while you
Speaker 1: have it, Justine, I gotta go to the mall again today.
Speaker 1: Then Broken Jewil in the Morning in a text in
Speaker 1: at seven eight, five to nine two that says, somebody
Speaker 1: should tell that guy that cell phone companies they usually
Speaker 1: give you a discount sometimes if you just call up
Speaker 1: and say that you're unhappy with their service. It's Broken
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning talking about today's second date update
Speaker 1: if you missed it, it's girl named Jayleen wanted to
Speaker 1: call a dude named Justin. They met at the mall.
Speaker 1: She works at a kiosk at the mall, and on
Speaker 1: that same day, he was like, where'd your break and
Speaker 1: she said when her break was? And then they met
Speaker 1: at the food court and shared some food, had a
Speaker 1: romantic time outside of Pandae Express and all the other
Speaker 1: great establishments at the food court has to offer. And
Speaker 1: then they even talked on the phone for like a week,
Speaker 1: and then he just kind of went away. He stopped,
Speaker 1: he stopped talking to her. We got him on the
Speaker 1: phone and found out why. Apparently this is what he does.
Speaker 1: He goes to the mall, meets a girl that works
Speaker 1: at a cell phone kiosk, wine and dines her and
Speaker 1: buy wines and dines. I mean goes get like a
Speaker 1: diet coke and a cent a bond, and then he
Speaker 1: convinces them to give him a discount on cell phone service.
Speaker 1: That's his thing. He's so proud of his thing. That
Speaker 1: was what's odd to me, Like, aren't you kind of
Speaker 1: sad that you just can't, I don't know, pay for
Speaker 1: your cell phone coverage? No, to him, he's a genius. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't even want to tell us. He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't want you guys. I don't want people knowing my tricks.
Speaker 1: It's like, god, dude, I don't know, like maybe get
Speaker 1: a job. Yeah, not that impressive. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: it's always kind of wrong when you use somebody for something.
Speaker 1: But like people who are getting like cars and boats
Speaker 1: and trips around the world and things like that, pretty cool.
Speaker 1: But just getting a new phone not necessarily back. And
Speaker 1: he's not even getting them for free. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's just getting a deal. He's getting an upgrade, like
Speaker 1: like a cheap upgrade. She threw in a free case.
Speaker 1: That's true. They decided not to go out again. Remember
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second day up, they
Speaker 1: don't have to do this. Email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back,