1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:10,400 Speaker 1: Oh, Behind the Fasterds is the podcast you're listening to 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,039 Speaker 1: right now. I'm Robert Evans, the host. We we talked 3 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: about bad People tell you all about him, and today 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 1: my guest Matt leeb who is a comedian and also 5 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:26,319 Speaker 1: mind Leebling. Yes, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's cute. Your 6 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 1: name is Matt Lee Mine Leebling kind of yeah. Leeb 7 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: Is is German for love, you know. So it's like, 8 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 1: you know, some people call me Maddie loved love yeah, 9 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 1: big Papa l Like these are all like I would 10 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: like people to know one's actually done it yet. But 11 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: if you want to call me Maddie Love, big Papa 12 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 1: l um, you know, the love Maddie, whatever you want, 13 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: just you know, fucking call me nice names. Uh yeah, 14 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: that's what this podcast is. This is the show where 15 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: I say nice things about a random guest. Yeah. If 16 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: you want the show where I say cruel things about 17 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: a random guest, just just stick around for another half 18 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: hour and I'm gonna make Gilbert Godfried cry. Um. You 19 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: know I love Gilbert. Anyone who has the courage to 20 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: get up on stage the day after nine eleven until 21 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: James about nine eleven is a hero. He wasn't the 22 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: true hero of nine eleven. Gilbert Godfried Firefighters and Gilbert 23 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:37,279 Speaker 1: Godfrey freed again, Matt before we get into it, because 24 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: the topic today is just gonna blow people away. You 25 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,479 Speaker 1: want to you want to plug anything right now? Oh yeah, 26 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: well I do a the only Sopranos podcast. It's a 27 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: rewatch podcast of the Sopranos called Pod Yourself a Gun. Um, 28 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: so yeah you should. You should check that out if 29 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: you like the Sopranos. Even if you don't like the Sopranos, 30 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: you know, it's just it's just a good time. And 31 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: the Pod Yourself a Gun is legally the only Sopranos podcast. 32 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: If you hear another one called the a t F. 33 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: They regulate that and they'll go shoot those people's dogs. Yeah, no, 34 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: that's a that's what does I know. I don't like 35 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: that vibe. I know it's not cool that that's their job, 36 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: but it is. It is their job. Yeah, yeah, no, 37 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: there's some people think there's this other sopros podcast, but 38 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: that's a that's like a deep fake. So don't funk 39 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,639 Speaker 1: with that. That's the deep state trying to trick you exactly. 40 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: That's a PSI op to get you to uh to like, 41 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: you know, the wire instead. But yeah, it's really just 42 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: a stealth the Wire podcast exactly, and that show this 43 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 1: is about the shit. Yeah hell yeah. Also I do 44 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: a movie podcast called the Film Drunk Podcast. Both of 45 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: those are with Vince Mancini, who is my co host 46 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: and pod life partners. Now is he at all related 47 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: to Boom Boom Mancini? He I doubt it, um, but 48 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: it's it's possible. So about Boom Boom Mancini killed the 49 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: guy all. Vince Mancini is also the name of Sonny 50 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: cor Leoni's bastard son in Godfather Part three, So that's 51 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: very fun. A lot of mafia tians with this, Uh 52 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,919 Speaker 1: speaking of mafia's you know what else is an unaccountable 53 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: group of dangerous criminals matt um the police. Well, yes, 54 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: this is a long time coming back, but but but 55 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 1: this is even worse than the police met today. We're 56 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 1: talking about the archbastard of them all, the f d A. 57 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: Oh ship, Yeah, that's right, motherfucker, the Food and Drug Administration. 58 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: That's right, that's who we're We got two parts on 59 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: the f d A this week. You know, that's literally 60 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: this is I did not know I was coming in 61 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: here expecting. Listen, We've talked about Nazis, we talked about Nazis, 62 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: We've talked about dr Oz, We've talked about people who uh, 63 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: you know, created the boy Scouts and touched all amateurs, 64 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: all amateurs right heart hydra and got ship on the 65 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: food and drug Okay, I might be going a little far. 66 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 1: I'm excited. Yeah, we we we. We make a lot 67 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: of fun of the f d A. And I've always 68 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: found like goating them into violence funny because they're kind 69 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: of like the most milk toast three letter agency the 70 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: government has. Right The FBI is like terrifying, the a 71 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: t F is this big drunken, bloodthirsty frat boy. The 72 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: CIA kills entire governments, And meanwhile, the FDA can't even 73 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 1: like ban people from drinking bleach in a timely manner, 74 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: Like it takes years to be like we probably shouldn't 75 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: let people give their kids bleach water. They just do. 76 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: Press conferences were like stop, yeah, gys, this is bad 77 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: for you. Just schoolmarm. But the reality is that that 78 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 1: kind of like amiable toothlessness is a front that hides 79 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: an agency as corrupt and deadly as any part of 80 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: the U. S. Government in fact, probably has greater society 81 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: a harm in a lot of ways than most. Our 82 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: friends at the FDA may have a have a body 83 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: count that might might shock you. But before we get 84 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: into that, we should spend some time talking about the 85 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: world before the FDA, because this is not just as 86 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: simple as story as like government agency does bad things. 87 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: It's actually like it's like an Anakin Skywalker story of 88 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: this great hero who rises up and then crumbles. The 89 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: f d A is the Anakin Skywalker of three letter 90 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:28,720 Speaker 1: Agencies ship. So we're today we're gonna like lead up 91 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 1: to them becoming a Jedi, and the next episode they 92 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: wind up falling in the lava planet oh ship A 93 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:41,039 Speaker 1: man that's great and and well, well we'll try to 94 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: figure out throughout this who the Obi wan Kenobi of 95 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: the f d A s, because that's actually I think 96 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: I may have but well, I'm getting ahead of myself. Family. Well, yeah, 97 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 1: once upon a time, people foraged, trapped, and hunted for food, 98 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: generally in that order of like amount of calories gained. Right, Uh, 99 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: we developed methods of preservation over time. Um, you know, 100 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,040 Speaker 1: stuff like you'd salt your meat, and you could make 101 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 1: like a jerky. You could even like even if you're 102 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: a hunter gather, you could do that in a cave 103 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 1: or something. Um, you would smoke certain things, you know. 104 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: And as as as time went on, more foods we 105 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: got better at preserving stuff, and we also got better 106 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: at like trading, and so more foods began to travel 107 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 1: greater and greater distances. But the extent to which most 108 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,919 Speaker 1: foods could actually go geographically was very limited, right. You 109 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: couldn't You couldn't take mangoes from one place to a 110 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: place like a thousand miles away, you know, eight hundred 111 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,440 Speaker 1: nine hundred years ago. Very well, you could take like 112 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: the seeds, maybe you could grow them, but like mangoes 113 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 1: don't last all that long fast. So a lot of 114 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 1: stuff like that's why some of this stuff became like 115 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,320 Speaker 1: surprized because if you could manage to get it to 116 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,359 Speaker 1: like the emperor or something, it was a gift that 117 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,600 Speaker 1: was really valuable. Because you couldn't get stuff to travel 118 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: nearly as far as you can today, which meant that 119 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: like back for most of human civilization, people ate pretty 120 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: locally by default. Right, there was trade and like spices 121 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 1: and stuff that keeps well. But like most food was 122 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:02,360 Speaker 1: grown or whatever, hunted, trapped whatever, pretty close to where 123 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: you lived. Now. When the Napoleonic Wars kicked off in 124 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 1: the early eighteen hundreds, our boy Nappy offered a bounty 125 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,559 Speaker 1: to any inventor who could figure out a cheap, quick 126 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: and effective way to preserve food and quantity, right, because 127 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,280 Speaker 1: you still have this problem in the eighteen hundreds of 128 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: like we can kind of salt meat, we can bake 129 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 1: these like shitty really hard biscuits, hard tack and stuff 130 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 1: that like will keep for a while, but like most 131 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 1: stuff doesn't keep well, and like scurvy's a problem. Vitamin 132 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: deficiencies are a problem because if you're like on the march, 133 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: or if you're usually not on the march, but like 134 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: you're posted up and fortified in like the winter, it's like, well, 135 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 1: how do you get everyone? Maybe you don't have a 136 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 1: lot of food available in the winter, so either you're 137 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 1: gonna be like foraging from the local area or stealing 138 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: from people, or you have a lot of famines cause 139 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaker 1: because an army will camp out suddenly and they'll take 140 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 1: all the food in the surrounding area. Um So Napoleon's like, 141 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: I have a lot of war I want to do, 142 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 1: and I don't want to be limited by the fact 143 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: that we're shipped at preserving food. So somebody figure out 144 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: a way to do this. Napoleon does this with a 145 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: bunch of stuff. He's a very like forward thinking he's 146 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 1: real pretty smart dude. Um and this this bears fruit 147 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: very quickly. In eighteen o nine, a French brewer named 148 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: Nicholas Appert realized that food cooked inside a glass jar 149 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: and sealed didn't spoil. If you put whatever kind of 150 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,920 Speaker 1: food or something in a glass jarry stick and some 151 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,720 Speaker 1: salt or some spices, you cook it at for a while, 152 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 1: it'll stay good for I mean really for years in 153 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: some cases, and on think they were that good at them. 154 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: But it'll stay good at hell of a lot longer 155 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 1: to invented pickles. Not quite. But this is the guy 156 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: who started the process of inventing canning. Um. And the 157 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,920 Speaker 1: French state was unable to master the art of canning 158 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 1: and quantity right. They figure out that this works, but 159 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: it's like figuring out how to make the seals right 160 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 1: and how to get like it's a process. We're not 161 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 1: as good at glass then as we are now, so 162 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 1: like having glass that can stand because you have to, 163 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 1: like I do a lot of canning now. A good 164 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,680 Speaker 1: friend of mine taught me how. And it's you have 165 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: to like basically boils a can with food in it 166 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:58,360 Speaker 1: for like minutes, you know. So like the glass, it 167 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: takes a while to make glass that can reliably stand 168 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: up to that even the day some of it's gonna break. Um, 169 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 1: So it's a Processingly, I totally relate to that every 170 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,560 Speaker 1: time I try to can Yeah, you know, I just can't. 171 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,440 Speaker 1: I'm as as a fellow canner. I uh, you know, 172 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 1: it's just I get it, dude. Hard, It's hard. It's hard. 173 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 1: It's hard to do if you're like trying to make 174 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: an army's worth of food and preserve it. So they 175 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,720 Speaker 1: figure out that this works, um, but it doesn't really 176 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,880 Speaker 1: get the French government doesn't get good at it in 177 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,720 Speaker 1: time for Napoleon to to stop to to like not 178 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,440 Speaker 1: lose his wars, right, um, and it would have helped 179 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 1: like the whole Russian campaign, having like good canned and 180 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 1: tin food might have really helped out. You know, I 181 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 1: really would have liked that could have been it could 182 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,199 Speaker 1: have been a game changer. It could have been a 183 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:47,600 Speaker 1: game changer, man. But you know, but obviously, like now 184 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,720 Speaker 1: that the basic idea is understood, the process gets more 185 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: and more developed over kind of the early to mid 186 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 1: eight hundreds, and it spreads all throughout Europe. As soon 187 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,440 Speaker 1: as other nations realized this as possible, a lot of 188 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,679 Speaker 1: resources get developed into like canning and then hinting food. 189 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,839 Speaker 1: The Portuguese are like the best at tending effectively. If 190 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,600 Speaker 1: you'll wind up in like Lisbon, ever, which is a 191 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,680 Speaker 1: beautiful city, Um, the airport has like these stores that 192 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: are just hundreds of different kinds of weird canned foods, 193 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 1: like stuff you've never seen canned. Because that's like Portugal's 194 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:19,679 Speaker 1: motherfucking thing is canning, particularly like seafood, out of just 195 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:24,599 Speaker 1: we're canning different fucking weird. This is just yeah, we 196 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:28,800 Speaker 1: just put some dirt in a can. Nobody can stop 197 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:33,480 Speaker 1: us anything in a candy yeah. And these are this this, 198 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 1: these developments and canning and tending are a huge part 199 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 1: of why the last huge because the biggest wave of 200 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,680 Speaker 1: European colonization is the eighteen hundreds, right, that's like the 201 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,960 Speaker 1: when stuff really starts to go huge. Um, outside of 202 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 1: like you know, North and in Central America and um, 203 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:52,880 Speaker 1: like the scramble for Africa and stuff, and a lot 204 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,480 Speaker 1: of like the colonialism and in in Asia starts happening 205 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,839 Speaker 1: in this period. UM. And canned in tin food is 206 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,360 Speaker 1: a big part of what makes that possible. It's a 207 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,120 Speaker 1: big part of like why these guys we've talked about 208 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 1: on the show, these explorers in Africa and whatnot, for 209 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 1: like Leopold are able to do what they're able to 210 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,400 Speaker 1: do because they're able to take, you know, a lot 211 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 1: of what they need with them and keep it in 212 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:15,280 Speaker 1: the jungle heat. So cans aided like global colonialism. Oh absolutely, Yeah, 213 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 1: it's hugely important. UM, being able to like reliably have 214 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,079 Speaker 1: the nutrition you need and take it for a significant 215 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,120 Speaker 1: period of time. That's a that's very important. I never 216 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: even considered that. Yeah. Yeah, So Nicholas Appert had stumbled 217 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,560 Speaker 1: upon canning, but he didn't really know at the time 218 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,640 Speaker 1: what he was doing. And today we call the process 219 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:36,840 Speaker 1: that he kind of helped to discover pasteurization. UM. And 220 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 1: this is again heating a liquid to one forty degrees 221 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:43,720 Speaker 1: for about twenty minutes pasteur and the guide that the 222 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,960 Speaker 1: pasteurization comes from actually like figured out what pasteurization was 223 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 1: and like, scientifically what was going on, And he did 224 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,000 Speaker 1: this in the eighteen fifties. Well, he was actually trying 225 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:57,040 Speaker 1: to preserve wine. Uh So, eighteen fifties past year discovers 226 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,440 Speaker 1: pasteurization um, which people already kind of knew about. But 227 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: he's like the guy who figures out scientifically what's going 228 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,679 Speaker 1: on and slapped his fucking name on it. That's right, 229 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,720 Speaker 1: but he's just trying to preserve wine. It takes another 230 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,400 Speaker 1: twenty years before a German chemist figures out that the 231 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,640 Speaker 1: same process could work on milk, which at the time 232 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,880 Speaker 1: was filled with salmonella and tuberculosis. We will talk a 233 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,120 Speaker 1: lot about how fucked up milk was in the that's 234 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,960 Speaker 1: like half of this episode. Milk was a fucking nightmare 235 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,080 Speaker 1: back in the day. Like I don't give a ship, Like, 236 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: however much you like Lovecraft cosmic horror, nothing is scarier 237 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 1: than milk. In the eighteen seventies, it was like, that's 238 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,559 Speaker 1: a great question, Matt, because it sounds like a nightmare. 239 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:44,320 Speaker 1: Everything was just so gross back then. Yeah, yeah, they're like, listen, 240 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:46,720 Speaker 1: one out of four of these main courses is going 241 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: to kill you. Anyways, might as well, add some milk 242 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,320 Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, So the Germans figure out that you 243 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 1: can pasteurized milk, and like the eighteen seventies, and obviously 244 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 1: milks not the only thing you can past yourized, but 245 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,079 Speaker 1: that that's when that gets figured out. But pasteurized milk 246 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 1: doesn't really hit the US in quantity until the thirties, 247 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 1: So there's like a sixty year period where we can 248 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,240 Speaker 1: but we aren't. And this is the story of why. 249 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:11,880 Speaker 1: So in eight nine, Harvard microbiologist Theobald Smith discovered salmonella, 250 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,040 Speaker 1: which obviously had existed for a long time and been 251 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 1: killing people for a long time. But he figures out 252 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,680 Speaker 1: like why people are dying from milk? Um, and he 253 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 1: suggests like, hey, we should pasteurize this stuff. The Germans 254 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 1: have figured it out. It's very easy. You just have 255 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 1: to heat this ship up for a while. Um. And 256 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 1: there's this immediate panic by the American Pediatric Society who 257 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,320 Speaker 1: as soon as this guy is like, we should be 258 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 1: pasteurizing our milk, they're like, pasture heated milk will give 259 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 1: baby scurvy, it robs it of nutrients. Don't do it. 260 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:46,560 Speaker 1: Was there like a reason like why would they give 261 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,679 Speaker 1: a ship or are they just in the pocket of 262 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,520 Speaker 1: big raw milk. You hear it a bunch like that, 263 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,680 Speaker 1: Like cooking vegetables, steaming vegetables. You lose some I'm sure 264 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,240 Speaker 1: you do lose some nutrients. I don't think it's enough 265 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 1: to have any meaningful impact on diet. And I think 266 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,920 Speaker 1: it's that kind of we're like, yeah, it's fine, Like 267 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:05,600 Speaker 1: maybe there's a little less nutrition, but there's also no salmonella. 268 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,960 Speaker 1: That's probably a bigger problem for the baby. That's the 269 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:14,360 Speaker 1: best trade off. Babies are notoriously vulnerable to dying. Um, 270 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,200 Speaker 1: that's what everybody says about. They're so easy to kill. 271 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:22,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't you every time? I like, easy, dude, easy, 272 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,280 Speaker 1: If I wanted to, I could kill like many babies 273 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 1: in a row. Absolutely, I'm not, but I could do it. 274 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 1: But it's good to know. It's good to know, you know. 275 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 1: Sometimes I just like walk past the park and go 276 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 1: like I could take you all if I needed, if 277 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 1: I needed to, you know, if I needed to, if 278 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:45,480 Speaker 1: the chips were down anyway. So there's this immediate like 279 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:49,240 Speaker 1: backlash against pasteurization, which is mainly due to like the expense, 280 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,880 Speaker 1: it's going to cost money to do this they're gonna 281 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 1: have to retool the milk producers. You'd have to retool 282 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 1: your whole production line to allow for pasteurization. Um. Now, 283 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 1: obviously pasteurization would also allow milk to last a lot longer. 284 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 1: You can keep it good for a shipload longer if 285 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 1: you pasteurize it. So a logical person might say like, hey, yeah, 286 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 1: you're gonna spend more money retooling your production lines, but 287 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,600 Speaker 1: you'll get to keep your milk for longer and it'll 288 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:15,000 Speaker 1: all work out in the end. Um. But the milk 289 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 1: companies are just like, no, it's gonna cost us money, Like, 290 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: fuck that ship. We don't want to stop having our 291 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,680 Speaker 1: cow juice dumped into a bottle that a guy then 292 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 1: sneezes a mouthful of chewing tobacco into before half acidly 293 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,479 Speaker 1: ceiling and leaving a the hots son. So they resisted pasteurization, 294 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,160 Speaker 1: but they were really open to better at ways to 295 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: preserve milk. They just wanted it to be cheaper than 296 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,840 Speaker 1: pasteurization was going to be. In eighteen nine six, Dr 297 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 1: John Herdie, a former professor from Purdue, formally endorsed the 298 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: use of use of formaldehyde as a good food preservative. 299 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 1: Now that sounds like we're gonna say something like quack 300 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,280 Speaker 1: doctor ship. It's actually not that fucked up. A whole 301 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 1: lot of foods you eat every day contained formaldehyde. There's 302 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: formaldehyde and pairs and apples and like all crustacean uh 303 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 1: that all crustaceans that we eat in mushrooms, they've all 304 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,400 Speaker 1: got some amount of formal behyde in them. It's it's fine. 305 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: It exists in because it preserves things like generally, when 306 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 1: you're looking at like fruits that last longer on the shelf, 307 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: it's because there's some formaldehyde in them. We're not shooting 308 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: them into that. It's just like a thing that occurs 309 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 1: in nature. Um. So Dr Herdie realizes this and he's like, well, clearly, 310 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 1: even though like this stuff can be toxic, and quantity 311 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,240 Speaker 1: tiny amounts of it can be fine. And so he 312 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:28,160 Speaker 1: proposed using a very small amount two drops of formal 313 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,520 Speaker 1: lyne and formal line is like formaldehyde six water. So 314 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 1: just two drops of very deluded formaldehyde per pint of milk. 315 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,600 Speaker 1: So that's his suggestion. If we do, if we put 316 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: in a tiny amount, it will make the milk keep 317 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 1: a lot longer and it won't be toxic. Um, they'll 318 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 1: still have well, will it still have salmonella though? I mean, 319 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 1: uh yeah, I mean potentially yes, that does. It does 320 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 1: not clear the salmonella part. Now, that said like, the 321 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 1: longer you leave it out, the more risk of a 322 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 1: lot of bad things happen. So it does make it 323 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,720 Speaker 1: a lot safer. Um. But so he's like, hey, a 324 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 1: tiny amount of formaldehyde can help your milk last longer 325 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: on the shelf. The milk producers big businesses. All they 326 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,919 Speaker 1: hear is, oh, there's a way to make our product 327 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 1: lasts longer. Uh, and we should just pour as much 328 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,680 Speaker 1: of the ship in there as we possibly can. Right. 329 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,680 Speaker 1: And to talk about how this went, I'm going to 330 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,239 Speaker 1: quote Deborah Bloom, who was like the fucking expert on 331 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:23,200 Speaker 1: specifically this ship, writing for Smithsonian magazine. Quote, So, dairymen 332 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,639 Speaker 1: began increasing the dosa fermaldehyde, seeking to keep their product 333 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 1: fresh for as long as possible. Chemical companies came up 334 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,000 Speaker 1: with new formaldehyde mixtures with an ocuous names such as 335 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 1: ice lean or preserve a Lean for milk died. The 336 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 1: latter was said to keep a pint of milk fresh 337 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,800 Speaker 1: for up to ten days, and as the dairy industry 338 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,119 Speaker 1: increased the amount of preservatives, the milk became more and 339 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,719 Speaker 1: more toxic. Heard. He was alarmed enough that by eight 340 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,639 Speaker 1: he was urging that formaldehyde used to be stopped, citing 341 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,440 Speaker 1: increasing knowledge that the compound could be dangerous even in 342 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 1: small doses, especially to children, but the industry did not 343 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 1: heed the warning. In the summer of nineteen hundred, the 344 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,800 Speaker 1: Indianapolis News reported the deaths of three infants in the 345 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:06,600 Speaker 1: city's orphanage due to formaldehyde poisoning. A further investigation indicated 346 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,160 Speaker 1: that at least thirty children had died two years prior 347 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,119 Speaker 1: due to the use of the preservative, and in nineteen 348 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 1: o one, Hurdy himself referenced the death of deaths of 349 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,359 Speaker 1: more than four hundred children due to a combination of 350 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 1: formaldehyde dirt in bacteria in the milk. Another analysis calculated 351 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 1: that there was so much raw ship in milk that 352 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 1: the citizens of Indianapolis consumed and estimated two thousand pounds 353 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,800 Speaker 1: of poop per year. What the so it's not just 354 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,800 Speaker 1: the formaldehyde, but they go hog wild, They're just dumping 355 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:38,159 Speaker 1: it in there. Um, it's very funny. Two thousand pounds 356 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,120 Speaker 1: of ship per year by the city of Indianapolis. I mean, 357 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,520 Speaker 1: just like straight there's they're just they're the dudo is 358 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,679 Speaker 1: in the milk. The ship in the milk. Now too, 359 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,000 Speaker 1: Oh there's always been ship in the milk, buddy, man. Well, 360 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever had like livestock, but 361 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,840 Speaker 1: they're not they get ship gets everywhere they poop and 362 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 1: they're not. They don't like it's like you've seen that 363 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,160 Speaker 1: pig poop balls image, like, oh yeah, my favorite animals 364 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,600 Speaker 1: that get poop on them and they don't really care 365 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,359 Speaker 1: about it that much. And sometimes that means poop's going 366 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,760 Speaker 1: to get in the milk, especially if you're keeping them 367 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,040 Speaker 1: in like a really dirty, horrific feed lot where like 368 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 1: the ship piles up to their ankles. Um. And we'll 369 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,440 Speaker 1: talk about the conditions these cows are kept in because 370 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,879 Speaker 1: oh boy, Matt, are you going to enjoy that organic? 371 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,240 Speaker 1: Do do? Bath? Let's hear about it, dude, I'm excited now. 372 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,800 Speaker 1: So this guy Hurti, who had been like, yeah, a 373 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,399 Speaker 1: little bit of for amalde hyde might help and then 374 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 1: was like immediately horrified by what the food industry was doing. Um. 375 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:36,639 Speaker 1: He becomes an advocate for reform within the legal system 376 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,440 Speaker 1: to stop this stuff, and as a result of his lobbying, 377 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,480 Speaker 1: Indiana passes a pure food law in eight which should 378 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 1: have made the adulteration that, as we already said, went 379 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:49,240 Speaker 1: on well passed eighteen nine very illegal. But this keeps 380 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,240 Speaker 1: going on because the law was kind of it was 381 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,040 Speaker 1: more of an aspirational law than a real law, because 382 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 1: they were like, this isn't allowed. But they were also like, 383 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,959 Speaker 1: we're going to spend zero dollars to stop this, Like 384 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 1: we we're not gonna you will not enforce this, like 385 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: we don't have the resources to stop the formaldehyde milk 386 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,440 Speaker 1: from spreading, but we just want to let you know 387 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 1: not cold. It is kind of my ideal situation for drugs, 388 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,440 Speaker 1: where we keep them illegal, but we also make it 389 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 1: like fire all of the police in in d e 390 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,119 Speaker 1: A Agents so that nobody can prosecute you for it, 391 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 1: and then you can still feel cool when you do drugs. Right, Yeah, 392 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:29,119 Speaker 1: that's that's the ideal. That's the sea. Yeah. You convince 393 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,800 Speaker 1: children not to do heroin until you turn a certain age, 394 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:38,600 Speaker 1: and you know, and exactly, yeah, that's the age of yeah, 395 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,280 Speaker 1: a certain amount, right, yeah, you know, yeah, a little bit, 396 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,160 Speaker 1: a little bit goes a long way. It's like that, 397 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 1: and that's why they used to give babies medicinal children's 398 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:52,080 Speaker 1: medicinal heroin, good times. That's why our grandparents were all healthy. Yeah, 399 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,960 Speaker 1: so chill about everything. That's why they spent their whole 400 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 1: lives withdrawing love our grandparents. Yeah so uh. The year 401 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 1: after that log gets passed in in Indiana, Herdi's lab 402 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,119 Speaker 1: analyzes a pint bottle of milk that was handed to 403 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,600 Speaker 1: them by a family, and the family like buys some 404 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,040 Speaker 1: milk for their baby, and they noticed that as they 405 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,679 Speaker 1: describe it, the milk appears to be wriggling. Oh fuck 406 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,760 Speaker 1: you like this one, man, So I don't even have 407 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 1: to do like a chemical analysis. I'm like a big 408 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,879 Speaker 1: milk drinker, so this is gonna fuck me up. Like 409 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,880 Speaker 1: I just I enjoy a glass of milk and a banana. 410 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,919 Speaker 1: It's my one of my favorite little snacks. It turns 411 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,000 Speaker 1: out that what happened was that the dairyman had cut 412 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,760 Speaker 1: his milk because he wanted to make it go longer 413 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,119 Speaker 1: like heroin, and he cuts it with stagnant water, and 414 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,640 Speaker 1: there there was a worm colony in the stagnant water, 415 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: and so many larva breed in the milk that it's 416 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,639 Speaker 1: just like a kind of soggy, massive, writhing larga larva 417 00:21:54,400 --> 00:22:00,320 Speaker 1: they find for their baby. It's got extra protein called 418 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 1: moving milk. Milk. Oh you got some of that still 419 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,960 Speaker 1: milk up, still milk. I happen to love my child. 420 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,359 Speaker 1: I want them to get the extra nutrients real babies have. 421 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: It's like we call it a milkshake. This is the 422 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 1: origin of the milkshake. Some poor motherfucker was eating cereal 423 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:30,840 Speaker 1: when this episode started. Oh so Indiana. Obviously we've been 424 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,200 Speaker 1: focusing on because Dr Herdi was there and he gave 425 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,720 Speaker 1: a shit about this. This is happening every state in 426 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 1: the Union, right, This is everywhere everywhere that there's a city. 427 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,000 Speaker 1: At least. I think people who live in rural areas 428 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 1: probably have access to healthier milk because they're getting it 429 00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,600 Speaker 1: directly from the cow. They're probably better conditions for the cow. 430 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,400 Speaker 1: Um they're not, you know, buying it from somebody who's 431 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,960 Speaker 1: gonna mix in pond water filled with the ship it's 432 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,080 Speaker 1: the city milk that's just and thus the milk that 433 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 1: the most people are drinking is fucking poison milk. Now, 434 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,080 Speaker 1: in the eighties, one group of researchers had analyzed, like 435 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,680 Speaker 1: this is happening all over the U. S. And in 436 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,080 Speaker 1: New Jersey there's a case from the eighteen eighties where 437 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,680 Speaker 1: these researchers analyzed random samples of milk um and they 438 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:18,080 Speaker 1: just they found what they described as liquefying colonies of 439 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:21,560 Speaker 1: bacteria and numbers so great that they gave up counting. 440 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,199 Speaker 1: Like it's just like this isn't even where that like 441 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,359 Speaker 1: a lot. This isn't this is just just bacteria. This 442 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,320 Speaker 1: is pure bacteria. Yeah, they have eaten all the milk. 443 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,920 Speaker 1: There's none left for the babies. Yeah. And in all 444 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,879 Speaker 1: of these cases, this again happening everywhere. And the reason 445 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,200 Speaker 1: everywhere is that there's there's no such thing as health standards. Really. 446 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,120 Speaker 1: A couple of states, like in the and have tried 447 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,720 Speaker 1: to pass laws, there's usually no enforcement and in most 448 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,720 Speaker 1: places there's just no laws about what you can do um. 449 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,880 Speaker 1: And Yeah, a lot of like where the adulter ins 450 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: and like the poisonous stuff gets in is when the 451 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:01,920 Speaker 1: milk dealers cut their ship with very chemicals. Now, uh, 452 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: and it's kind of like you know drug dealers today, 453 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,000 Speaker 1: I'll cut like cocaine with a little bit of baby 454 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 1: powder or yeah, and the Finnel answer for milk usually well, 455 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 1: the baby I'll say the baby powder. Like the least 456 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,280 Speaker 1: harmful way generally to cut it was that they would 457 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,560 Speaker 1: add water. Um, and the standard ratio was one pint 458 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,160 Speaker 1: of water for every quart of milk. Now, they also 459 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: skimmed the cream off the top of the milk, right, 460 00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,240 Speaker 1: because they're trying to make as much money as possible, 461 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,159 Speaker 1: so they don't want you getting extra cream. They're going 462 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,920 Speaker 1: to use that to like make something else and sell 463 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 1: it to you. But when you skim the cream off 464 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: your milk and then water it down by like half, 465 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 1: there what it looks. It's it doesn't look like milk. 466 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 1: It's this kind of like pale blue, weird looking beverage 467 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:44,560 Speaker 1: because it's not really milk anymore. Um, So dairy milk continue, 468 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,880 Speaker 1: they call it skim milk. Yeah, yes, yeah, I mean 469 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 1: that's that. Yeah, that is like that. That is literally 470 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 1: why they call it skim milk. And I guess you 471 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: could call this the origin of skim milk, but they're 472 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,199 Speaker 1: not saying it is. They're hiding it. So they have 473 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,440 Speaker 1: to in order to hide it, they have to alterate 474 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,879 Speaker 1: it so it looks right. So for the color, because 475 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,879 Speaker 1: it's this kind of pale blue color, they pour in 476 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:11,360 Speaker 1: plaster of Paris and chalk um. So that's good. Let's 477 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 1: listen on this podcast. I was expecting they poured in 478 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 1: pure com Oh wait, it gets worse because that just 479 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,879 Speaker 1: fixes the color, Matt. They haven't. They've skimmed the cream off, right. 480 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 1: You don't want people to know you've skimmed the cree off. 481 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,119 Speaker 1: So you have to fake a layer of cream on top. 482 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,119 Speaker 1: And what's what looks most like cream? No, calm, straight 483 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:35,119 Speaker 1: colmb No, no liquefied cow brains. Oh bro, there's other 484 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:39,840 Speaker 1: things that look like cream. There's other things pouring cow 485 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,480 Speaker 1: brains on that ship. It is extremely funny. That is 486 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,200 Speaker 1: no longer coach your milk. Of course, sometimes they'll they'll 487 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,680 Speaker 1: put because it gives it has a little bit of 488 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,400 Speaker 1: a yellow color. They'll put a little bit of lead 489 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,199 Speaker 1: in there too, just to make it look quite you know, 490 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 1: right deepen. Yeah, of course you can put a little 491 00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:00,040 Speaker 1: bit of lead in there makes a sweeter too, a 492 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,480 Speaker 1: little bit of anti freeze. You know, they put lead in. 493 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,959 Speaker 1: That doesn't even count as bad because let they put 494 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,399 Speaker 1: they're putting lead in everything was just part of it. It 495 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: It was like you have your salt shaker and with 496 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:18,400 Speaker 1: vitamin le and then vitamin le lead shaker. So milk 497 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,480 Speaker 1: was not alone or exceptional in its tendency to be 498 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,760 Speaker 1: adulterated among foods of the day. It's kind of the 499 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,160 Speaker 1: most shocking example a lot of the time. But food sellers, 500 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,440 Speaker 1: grocery stores, like food manfacturers, they're doing it with everything. 501 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,239 Speaker 1: And to make that point, I'm going to quote from 502 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,960 Speaker 1: Deborah Bloom again, this time writing in her wonderful book 503 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:40,159 Speaker 1: The Poison Squad. Quote. Fakery and adulteration ran rampant in 504 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,080 Speaker 1: other American products as well. Honey often proved to be 505 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,760 Speaker 1: thickened colored corn syrup and vanilla extract a mixture of 506 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,680 Speaker 1: alcohol and brown food coloring. Strawberry jam could be sweetened 507 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,080 Speaker 1: paste made from mashed apple peelings, laced with grass seeds 508 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,720 Speaker 1: and dyed. Red coffee might be largely sawdust or wheat, beans, beats, peas, 509 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 1: and dandelion seeds, scorched black and ground to resemble the 510 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,920 Speaker 1: genuine article. Containers of pepper, cinnamon, or nutmeg were frequently 511 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,439 Speaker 1: laced with a cheaper filler material, such as pulverized coconut shells, 512 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 1: charred rope, or occasionally floor sweepings. Flour routinely contained crushed 513 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:19,399 Speaker 1: stone or gypsum. Or gypsum as a cheap extender. Ground 514 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,400 Speaker 1: insects could be mixed into brown sugar, often without detection. 515 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 1: They're used linked to an unpleasant condition known as grocer's itch. 516 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,280 Speaker 1: We've all had a little bit of grocer had grocer's 517 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:39,080 Speaker 1: atch cookies, and now I got grocers atch. European governments, 518 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,639 Speaker 1: especially those of Germany and Great Britain, had been far 519 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,560 Speaker 1: quicker than the US government to recognize and addressed problems 520 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 1: of food adulteration. In eighteen twenty, a pioneering book by 521 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: chemist Frederick Accumb titled A Treatise on Adulterations of Food 522 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 1: and Culinary Poisons, had aroused widespread public outrage when it 523 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,440 Speaker 1: was published in London. Acume minced no words. Are pickles 524 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,959 Speaker 1: are made green by copper? Are vene rendered sharp by 525 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,120 Speaker 1: sulfuric acid. Are cream composed of rice, powder or arrow 526 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,600 Speaker 1: root and bad milk? Are comfees mixed of sugar, starch 527 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,440 Speaker 1: and clay, and colored with preparations of copper and lead. 528 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,360 Speaker 1: Are ketchup? Often formed of the dregs of distilled vinegar 529 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 1: with a decoction of the outer green husk of walnuts, 530 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,640 Speaker 1: and seasoned with all spice. He wrote, they had all 531 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,879 Speaker 1: spice back then. Oh yeah, they conquered the world for 532 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,480 Speaker 1: all spice. They did three or four genocides just to 533 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:33,680 Speaker 1: get their hands on all sp That's not an exaggeration, um, 534 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,000 Speaker 1: And it gets worse. With the candy industry, confectioners often 535 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,400 Speaker 1: turned to poisonous metallic elements and compounds. Green came from 536 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,920 Speaker 1: arsenic or copper, yellow from lead chromate, cheerful rose, and 537 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 1: pink tones from red lead. In eighteen thirty and editorial 538 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,840 Speaker 1: in The Lancet the British Medical General complained that millions 539 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,280 Speaker 1: of children are the daily dosed with lethal substances, but 540 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: the practices continued, largely due to business pressures on would 541 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,440 Speaker 1: be government regulators. By mid century, though, casual teas were 542 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,400 Speaker 1: starting to mount in Britain. In eighteen forty seven, three 543 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:07,000 Speaker 1: English children fell seriously ill after eating birthday cake descorated 544 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,600 Speaker 1: with arsenic tinted green leaves. Five years later, two London 545 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,440 Speaker 1: brothers died after eating a cake who's frosting contained both 546 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,520 Speaker 1: arsenic and copper. In an eighteen fifty four report, London 547 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: physician Arthur hasseltracked forty cases of child poisoning caused by 548 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,000 Speaker 1: penny candies. Three years later, twenty one people in Bradford, Yorkshire, 549 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 1: died after consuming candy accidentally laced with deadly arsenic trioxide, 550 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,600 Speaker 1: accidentally because the confectioner meant to mix in plaster of 551 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,640 Speaker 1: Paris instead. Although he had noticed his workers falling ill 552 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,200 Speaker 1: while mixing up the stuff, the business owner had put 553 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,040 Speaker 1: the candy on sale anyway. He was arrested and jailed, 554 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 1: as was the pharmacist who had mistakenly sold him the 555 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,600 Speaker 1: poison in place of plaster, but they could not even 556 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,440 Speaker 1: be convicted of any crime. Britain had no law against 557 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,440 Speaker 1: making unsafe or even lethal food products. Jesus Christ looking insane, 558 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:57,760 Speaker 1: insane pouring arsenic into candy Kidder, Diane left it when 559 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:02,360 Speaker 1: it's green? What screen? Um? Something more poisonous, Get some 560 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,160 Speaker 1: more poison in there. That's too bland in color. I 561 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,320 Speaker 1: just love. They killed twity one people with bad candy, 562 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 1: and then the cops are like, it's not illegal. You 563 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,800 Speaker 1: can put as much poison in candy as you want. 564 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:18,400 Speaker 1: It's not actually in the UK, there's nothing in the 565 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,720 Speaker 1: rules that says candy can't be arsenic. Listen, if you 566 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 1: write a law that says I can't poison children for profit, 567 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:31,840 Speaker 1: I'll gladly abide by it. And in England's credit, again, 568 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,680 Speaker 1: this is like the eighteen thirties forties, like England, Jerremany, 569 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 1: a lot of europe Like bands, a lot of this ship. 570 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: But everything we've talked about keeps going. In the US, 571 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,160 Speaker 1: they're throwing arsenic and lead and candy. They don't give 572 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 1: a fuck in the United States, right, this is the 573 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,880 Speaker 1: lane and the goddamn free. We can do whatever we want. 574 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,800 Speaker 1: I'm sing like one of the amendments should be my 575 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:55,520 Speaker 1: right to eat arsenic damn right, Matt. That's why I'm 576 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,800 Speaker 1: starting a new bakery. These cakes will kill your children. 577 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,520 Speaker 1: These cakes will in fact kill your children, but they'll 578 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,720 Speaker 1: die free. You know, they won't die Cocked by the 579 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:10,680 Speaker 1: medical establishment. He says children can't handle arsenic five year 580 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,080 Speaker 1: olds just saluting on a cot in the I see you. 581 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 1: You know who else likes to salute five year olds 582 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,320 Speaker 1: while they're dying in the I see you? The sponsors. 583 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,200 Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, Matt Leap. That's why they do it. 584 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,440 Speaker 1: That's why they sell all these products. They have time 585 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,560 Speaker 1: for their real passion, saluting dying children who are poisoned 586 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:43,160 Speaker 1: by lead cake. All right, here we go, we're back back. 587 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 1: So in the United States, for basically the whole eighteen hundreds, 588 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,480 Speaker 1: every attempt to impose any kind of like national food 589 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,080 Speaker 1: safety standards is there. All these attempts are opposed vigorously 590 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,840 Speaker 1: by the big businesses who made a lot of money 591 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: selling lead candy and formaldehyde milk, for example. Bowl Massachusetts 592 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,960 Speaker 1: lawyer George Thorndyke Angle gave a big speech in eighteen 593 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,600 Speaker 1: seventy nine to the American Social Science Public Health Association 594 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,240 Speaker 1: where he read through a list of commercially sold foods 595 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,840 Speaker 1: that had been found to include parasites and brands of 596 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,800 Speaker 1: butter and cheese that had been found to be nothing 597 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,600 Speaker 1: but processed animal fat. Angle accused food producers of being 598 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,520 Speaker 1: a threat to both rich and poor, and compared them 599 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,760 Speaker 1: to pirates, robbing people of their good health. Angle mailed 600 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: copies of a speech to newspapers around the country, which 601 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,000 Speaker 1: forced American Grocer, a major trade publication, to take aim 602 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,240 Speaker 1: at him as a sensationalist doing a disservice to consumers, 603 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,800 Speaker 1: although they did concede that it was bad when milk 604 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,720 Speaker 1: and candy killed children. So like, look, it's bad that 605 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,400 Speaker 1: kids keep dying, but this guy is this guy is 606 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,880 Speaker 1: not like out, this guy's out of his mind. This 607 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 1: guy is biased, alright, and listen, yeah, I have grocer's 608 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:52,320 Speaker 1: itch who doesn't. Okay, look, we all wish kids would 609 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,440 Speaker 1: stop dying, but at what cost? That's what we the 610 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 1: people putting lead in your children's food ask Listen, you 611 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,040 Speaker 1: can either have a crying baby or a baby with 612 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,000 Speaker 1: a one in five chance of dying from this lollipop. 613 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: Which would you prefer? Yeah, what do you want? You 614 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 1: want milk that kills your kids? You want milk that's 615 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,360 Speaker 1: three cents cheaper. Huh? How much of those kids worth 616 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:20,160 Speaker 1: for you? Anyway? It's supplying to man here, buddy. Angles argument, though, 617 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,440 Speaker 1: was convincing to Congressman Richard Beale from Virginia. He put 618 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 1: forward legislation federally to ban all interstate commerce and chemically 619 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,080 Speaker 1: altered foods. And it's wild to think about how different 620 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,160 Speaker 1: that like it would have gotten appealed at some point, right, 621 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 1: because you just couldn't have a society like ours with 622 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,240 Speaker 1: that law on the books. But it never it never 623 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,520 Speaker 1: gets made, It dies in committee. I'm not even saying 624 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,720 Speaker 1: like at the time certainly would have been a good thing. 625 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,720 Speaker 1: There's that would have wouldn't have aged well, but it 626 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 1: doesn't even get off the ground floor. Um. And of 627 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,520 Speaker 1: course that bill was not the only thing that died 628 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,120 Speaker 1: in committee. Shiploads of kids were still being offed by 629 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,280 Speaker 1: poisonous foods. It all got bad enough that the United 630 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,280 Speaker 1: States Congress decided to take a break from edging the 631 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,160 Speaker 1: tip of the national cock into over these colonialism, and 632 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,480 Speaker 1: in nineteen o two they funded the very first controlled 633 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,160 Speaker 1: trials of human food toxicity. These tests would be carried 634 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,080 Speaker 1: out by the U. S Department of Agricultures Chemistry Squad, 635 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,280 Speaker 1: which was headed by a guy named Harvey Washington Wiley. Now, 636 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,719 Speaker 1: while he's pretty dope, he maybe the obi Wan of 637 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,400 Speaker 1: our story. Um. He'd gotten his start in food science 638 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,840 Speaker 1: in eighteen eighty one when the Indiana State Board of 639 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,360 Speaker 1: Health asked him to look into honey, maple syrup and 640 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,160 Speaker 1: other sweeteners, and his findings were that, in short, like 641 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,359 Speaker 1: a lot of the people buying these things are not, 642 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,480 Speaker 1: in fact buying these things on most of the like 643 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,400 Speaker 1: a lot of the maple syrup and honey in the markets, 644 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 1: just like corn syrup. It would sometimes even make like 645 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,959 Speaker 1: a fake wax honeycomb and dip it in the corn 646 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,960 Speaker 1: syrups that it looked like you were getting real honey. Um. 647 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,359 Speaker 1: And and realizing that like, oh wow, like people going 648 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: to the grocery store have no fucking clue what they're getting, 649 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 1: Like they don't have a goddamn idea what they're actually 650 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,239 Speaker 1: buying because there's no requirement that they tell people what 651 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,160 Speaker 1: they're buying and actually deliver it on it um. And 652 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,640 Speaker 1: this kind of radicalizes widely, and he'd like like spends 653 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,319 Speaker 1: the rest of his career trying to stop this. Now 654 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,440 Speaker 1: Nature right up I found in Nature magazine describes his 655 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,480 Speaker 1: new job at the U. S d A. Quote widely 656 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,720 Speaker 1: recruited young healthy men as guinea pigs, starting with civil servants. 657 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,120 Speaker 1: They signed liability waivers and agreed to take part in 658 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,759 Speaker 1: hygienic table trials, eating free but strictly prescribed meals in 659 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,200 Speaker 1: an experimental kitchen in the U. S d A's basement 660 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,239 Speaker 1: in Washington, d C. An excitable press dubbed them the 661 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,640 Speaker 1: poison Squad, and they're trying to figure out like what 662 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,440 Speaker 1: things are bad for people. They're also trying to just 663 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,920 Speaker 1: like gain a real understanding of like nutrition and like 664 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,719 Speaker 1: what works, what preserves food. No one had really this 665 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,440 Speaker 1: hadn't been done. Pieces of this had been done in 666 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,640 Speaker 1: an organized way, but like this is the first time 667 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,359 Speaker 1: that our government's like we should really like figure out 668 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: what this stuff does to people, like in a controlled setting. 669 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,239 Speaker 1: Gives some people some lead and just know and you 670 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,279 Speaker 1: don't know at that point, right, Like it is like 671 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,440 Speaker 1: we laugh about it, but like the Romans put lead 672 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,600 Speaker 1: and funking everything because they didn't realize it, like it 673 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,440 Speaker 1: was bad for him. Um, so you have and at 674 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,840 Speaker 1: this point that we're starting to get some understanding of that. 675 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,600 Speaker 1: But like a big part of it is this, and 676 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,919 Speaker 1: there's a lot of very brave people who are like, yeah, 677 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,520 Speaker 1: try ship on me. We should know if this is 678 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,919 Speaker 1: killing people, so give it, give it a shot. Put 679 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:13,680 Speaker 1: it in me. Um thanks due, Yeah you really you 680 00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,239 Speaker 1: took one for the team here. You're like, I'll eat 681 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 1: pretty much anything. So just like hook it up, dude, 682 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,399 Speaker 1: throw it in me. Who gives a ship? Yeah, I'm drunk. Yeah, 683 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,680 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna live that long anyway. Is the eight nineties. 684 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,359 Speaker 1: I made it into twenty. You know, I'm an old man. 685 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,000 Speaker 1: I am dead inside. Already, feed me some of them. 686 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,840 Speaker 1: My earliest memory is Sherman's March to the Sea. I'm done. 687 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,400 Speaker 1: So that brings us back to milk. Now. Under President 688 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,160 Speaker 1: Grover Cleveland, Whiley's Chemistry division started digging into the dirty 689 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,360 Speaker 1: world of big dairy, there was a lot of money 690 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,680 Speaker 1: in dairy, particularly since milk was seen is like the 691 00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,799 Speaker 1: best thing to feed small children. The milk industry had 692 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,319 Speaker 1: been happy to cut corners for profits for quite some time. 693 00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,960 Speaker 1: And I want to talk a little bit about swill, 694 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,920 Speaker 1: which is the kind of milk that most people in 695 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,160 Speaker 1: cities are drinking through. Like most of the mid to 696 00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,600 Speaker 1: late eighteen hundreds, even some of the early nineteen was 697 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,239 Speaker 1: its branded swill. No, that's just what everyone called it, 698 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,120 Speaker 1: and we'll explain why in a second. So Deborah Bloom 699 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,800 Speaker 1: describes this swill as quote like making swill as quote 700 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,160 Speaker 1: the practice wherein distillers liquor distillers housed dairy cows in 701 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,480 Speaker 1: stinking urban warehouses where each animal was tethered immobile and 702 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,359 Speaker 1: fed on the spin mash or swill from the fermentation 703 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,839 Speaker 1: process used in making whiskey. So you have all these 704 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,880 Speaker 1: grains and ship for like whiskey, even for beer too. 705 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,360 Speaker 1: I'm sure they do it with that where you're like 706 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,799 Speaker 1: boiling all this grain for forever in order to like 707 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,399 Speaker 1: make the thing that you then ferment. Right. Um. And 708 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,279 Speaker 1: once you boil anything for a while, like like all 709 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,600 Speaker 1: this grain and stuff, it doesn't have any real nutrition 710 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,759 Speaker 1: anymore because you've like boiled it to get all of 711 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,120 Speaker 1: that out. That all goes into the thing that you're making. 712 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,160 Speaker 1: That's why it's flavored and ship um. So the cows 713 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,640 Speaker 1: that are fed on this stuff are like dying their 714 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,280 Speaker 1: entire lives. They're horribly malnourished, their bones are very soft, 715 00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,239 Speaker 1: um because the swol they're eating isn't food anymore. So, 716 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,200 Speaker 1: like all of these animals, by the time their adults 717 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,839 Speaker 1: have all of their teeth wrought out, um, they live 718 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,120 Speaker 1: very short lives. Their malnourished bodies only produce milk for 719 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,640 Speaker 1: a short period of time, and the milk they make, 720 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,080 Speaker 1: which is what all these poor kids are drinking, doesn't 721 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,200 Speaker 1: really have any nutritional value because again the cows aren't 722 00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,920 Speaker 1: eating anything with nutritional value, so there's just like making 723 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:25,600 Speaker 1: colored water in a lot of cases. One pediatrition at 724 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,600 Speaker 1: the time wrote, I have every year grown more suspicious 725 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,680 Speaker 1: of distillery milk wherever I have seen a child presenting 726 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,680 Speaker 1: a sickly appearance, loose, flabby flesh, weak joints, capricious appetite, 727 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,560 Speaker 1: frequent wretchings, and occasional vomitage, irregular bowels with the tendency 728 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:43,480 Speaker 1: to diarrhea and fetid breath. So like people are aware 729 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,439 Speaker 1: of this. Also, the fact that it's called distillery milk 730 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,000 Speaker 1: should key you and I don't want to go to 731 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,880 Speaker 1: the same place from my bourbon and my milk. Yeah, exactly. 732 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,640 Speaker 1: It's like, oh we sell cocaine. Oh we also sell 733 00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 1: fair trade coffee. It's like, I don't think it's fair trade. 734 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,000 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure it was a fair trade for somebody. 735 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,040 Speaker 1: Someone got a good end of the deal for sure. Yeah, 736 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,680 Speaker 1: our sponsors, the scene of low cartel folk pretty good 737 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:17,280 Speaker 1: about that trade. So the swill milk industry was eventually reformed, 738 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,920 Speaker 1: but that industry just yielded to the formalde hyde doping 739 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,279 Speaker 1: that we've already covered By nineteen oh four, doping had 740 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,680 Speaker 1: formalde hyde milk had spread to New Jersey, where one 741 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,960 Speaker 1: doctor blamed a surge in child deaths on the substance. 742 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,399 Speaker 1: In New York City, twenty thousand deaths of children under 743 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,279 Speaker 1: two per year were blamed on poisoned milk. Formaldehyde wasn't 744 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,120 Speaker 1: even twenty kids a year in New York City dying 745 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,520 Speaker 1: from bad milk. Yeah, Like that's fucking wild. That is 746 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,279 Speaker 1: so many dead children, that is an insane amount of 747 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,279 Speaker 1: It's like at some point you have to go like, 748 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:54,919 Speaker 1: wouldn't this like like like would kill less? I mean 749 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,680 Speaker 1: it just leads me to believe that this was the time. 750 00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,560 Speaker 1: It's like, oh yeah, a lot a lot of drewn dyes. 751 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,719 Speaker 1: Some of its milk poisoning. Some of it is from 752 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,279 Speaker 1: the slide that's made of razor blades, and we have 753 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:10,360 Speaker 1: at every park like this is were you were strapping 754 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,160 Speaker 1: kids to the street cars to act as mirrors. Like 755 00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:18,920 Speaker 1: we have all sorts and we're just like using their 756 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:23,960 Speaker 1: bodies as chimney sweets. I mean they die, They for 757 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,400 Speaker 1: sure die. They're very easy to do. Um. So yeah, 758 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,360 Speaker 1: uh And and formaldehyde was not even necessarily the biggest threat, 759 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,640 Speaker 1: and milk most of the deaths due to poison milk 760 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,520 Speaker 1: in New York, particularly in like nineteen o two, are 761 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,960 Speaker 1: probably as the result of a typhus epidemic that could 762 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,640 Speaker 1: spread through tainted milk, because that's a big cause of 763 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,920 Speaker 1: typhus outbreaks, is like milk um. Now, whiley and Hurley 764 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,480 Speaker 1: were among the learned advocates who urged the government to 765 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,359 Speaker 1: take action, everywhere they looked Americans were being tricked into 766 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,880 Speaker 1: consuming things that weren't food, and of course a shipload 767 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,920 Speaker 1: of babies were dying. Regulations keep being proposed, and they 768 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,160 Speaker 1: are fought tooth and nail every time by food manufacturers. 769 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,239 Speaker 1: So by the time the early nine hundred run roll around, 770 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,880 Speaker 1: a handful of journalists set themselves to the task of 771 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,080 Speaker 1: like exposing what's happening here, often with the direct help 772 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,360 Speaker 1: of guys from the chemical Division. So like, these reporters 773 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,640 Speaker 1: are kind of working with Wiley and his men. And 774 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,120 Speaker 1: one of these journalists is Henry Irving Dodge, who adopted 775 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,080 Speaker 1: poison milk as his cause in nineteen o four Debora 776 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,200 Speaker 1: Bloom rights. Dodge had learned from a friend in the U. S. 777 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,000 Speaker 1: Senate that manufacturers were prepared to spend more than two 778 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,000 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars to defeat any regulations, and 779 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,280 Speaker 1: had already made major contributions to the campaigns of senators 780 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,319 Speaker 1: considered friendly to the cause. No wonder the proposed food 781 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,120 Speaker 1: legislation was going nowhere, he wrote. The Senate does not 782 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,719 Speaker 1: indulge in bawling opposition to the bill. Oh no, its 783 00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,200 Speaker 1: weapons are much more effective and more deadly. It lets 784 00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,520 Speaker 1: the bill die. The American government, he concluded, would rather 785 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,600 Speaker 1: protect wealthy business interests than protect the American people. That's 786 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,960 Speaker 1: the thing people today would understand. No, no, no, no, no, 787 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,600 Speaker 1: thank god that's changed. I mean we can all be 788 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:02,280 Speaker 1: grateful for that. But no, I mean like two thousand dollars, 789 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,200 Speaker 1: which is like four or five billion dollars exactly, like 790 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,560 Speaker 1: to fight the just just boil the milk. Yeah, just 791 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,759 Speaker 1: boil the goddam It's not hard. You're putting so much 792 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,120 Speaker 1: money into not boiling the milk. Yes, that's ridiculous. It's 793 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,560 Speaker 1: not like we're asking a lot. It's really the least 794 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,959 Speaker 1: you could do with the milk. Hey, maybe we don't 795 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,600 Speaker 1: need to have twenty babies a year die in New 796 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:31,799 Speaker 1: York City to keep fire away from my milk. It's 797 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:37,200 Speaker 1: faking amazing. So obviously this is an outrage and should 798 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,759 Speaker 1: really piss people off. But the American people, as is 799 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,960 Speaker 1: often the case, had a lot going on right around 800 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,760 Speaker 1: this time. And while there were isolated eruptions of outrage, 801 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,520 Speaker 1: when like a tainted meat can ten would kill some soldiers. 802 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,799 Speaker 1: This happens around the time of the Spanish American War, 803 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,400 Speaker 1: a bunch of soldiers get sick from like bad meat 804 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,239 Speaker 1: or like whenever spoiled milk batch would kill a whole 805 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,000 Speaker 1: kindergarten worth of kids. There's like all there's outrage in 806 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,719 Speaker 1: bursts and hurts, but it's very decentralized and scattered. And 807 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,960 Speaker 1: because of this, the massive meat packing in dairy industry, 808 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,799 Speaker 1: these huge corporations and like conglomerates that have formed around 809 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,799 Speaker 1: this stuff are able to bribe and bully their way 810 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,440 Speaker 1: out of any kind of real regulations. One of the 811 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,520 Speaker 1: things that leads that actually changes this, that like really 812 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,520 Speaker 1: is a huge factor is a book called The Jungle 813 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,080 Speaker 1: by Upton Sinclair, which I'm sure most people are at 814 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,160 Speaker 1: least broadly familiar with. Um Upton went undercover for months 815 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,799 Speaker 1: in a Chicago meat packing neighborhood, and his vivid recollections 816 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,200 Speaker 1: of what he saw there were first published in serial 817 00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:36,080 Speaker 1: form via a socialist magazine named Appeal to Reason. When 818 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,520 Speaker 1: it was republished as a book in nineteen o six, 819 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,400 Speaker 1: huge numbers of Americans were confronted with scenes like this, 820 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,279 Speaker 1: And I'm gonna read from Upton Sinclair's The Jungle. There 821 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,520 Speaker 1: were cattle which had been fed on whiskey malt the 822 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,200 Speaker 1: refuse of the breweries, and had become what the men 823 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,600 Speaker 1: called steerly, which means covered in boils. It was a 824 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,359 Speaker 1: nasty job killing these, for when you plunged your knife 825 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,160 Speaker 1: into them, they would burst and splatter foul smelling stuff 826 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,760 Speaker 1: onto your face. And when a man's sleeves were smeared 827 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,799 Speaker 1: with blood, his hands steeped in it, how was he 828 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,799 Speaker 1: ever to wipe his face or to clear his eyes 829 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:10,480 Speaker 1: so that he could see Jesus Christ, they're just sucking 830 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,840 Speaker 1: blood pinatas. Yeah, they're like boil and puss and blood 831 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,640 Speaker 1: and it's all getting over the meat, right because you 832 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,520 Speaker 1: can't see, and it's all over your hands, it's all 833 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,040 Speaker 1: over your knife, and you're like, you're processing this if 834 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:24,000 Speaker 1: you're we slaughter and process animals semi regularly, where I live. 835 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,319 Speaker 1: And if you're doing that, like one of the key 836 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,120 Speaker 1: you don't even want like the hair of the animal 837 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,759 Speaker 1: when you skin it, to touch the meat because it 838 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,280 Speaker 1: can spoil you. You want to be very careful otherwise 839 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:36,200 Speaker 1: it makes it nasty. And they're they're just like puss 840 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,840 Speaker 1: is just like you're marinating and man, get it in there. 841 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,680 Speaker 1: Just more nutrients. It's more nutrients. Don't worry about the smell. 842 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:48,720 Speaker 1: It's got a lot of vitamin P. That's good stuff. 843 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,200 Speaker 1: So Sinclair had meant to reveal to people that the 844 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:56,719 Speaker 1: work in stockyards and meatpacking facilities was unconscionably inhumane. Both 845 00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,040 Speaker 1: are the humans working there and the animals. Right, he was, 846 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,520 Speaker 1: he was upset about like the treatment of all of 847 00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,680 Speaker 1: the living things in this nightmare system. That's not what 848 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,960 Speaker 1: America really cares about. The real impact that the Jungle 849 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,439 Speaker 1: has on public opinion is that it scares people about 850 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:15,080 Speaker 1: how fucking filthy their food is. Sinclair later said, quote, 851 00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,560 Speaker 1: I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident, I 852 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:22,240 Speaker 1: hid it in the stomach. Honestly, I'd like to pretend 853 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,960 Speaker 1: like I'm any better, but no, I'm not. Like fucking 854 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,520 Speaker 1: I didn't stop eating chicken nuggets until someone showed me 855 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,279 Speaker 1: the green the pink goo that it's made out of. 856 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,359 Speaker 1: And I lasted a year and then I was like, nah, 857 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,200 Speaker 1: I could eat the goo. And then I went back 858 00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,719 Speaker 1: to chicken nuggets. So someone figured out how I can 859 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,520 Speaker 1: just get the raw goo. I'd like to just have 860 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,560 Speaker 1: that as a shake in the morning, stuck down some 861 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,000 Speaker 1: pink goo. Yeah, get out in the sun a little 862 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,879 Speaker 1: bit so it gets good in night. What so yeah 863 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,040 Speaker 1: pink And you know what I think if I just 864 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,320 Speaker 1: mixed that fifty fifty with bourbon, that all the nutrients 865 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:08,879 Speaker 1: I need. That's like, that's that's my soilet. That's that's 866 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,680 Speaker 1: a performance beverage. So exactly in the morning you throw 867 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,880 Speaker 1: a couple of shots of espresso in there too. You're 868 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,319 Speaker 1: good to go. I'm doing. And then you branded it 869 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,640 Speaker 1: and I went out. That's how you get that keto body. 870 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,239 Speaker 1: That's true. The brand immediately makes it fun. Yeah, I'll 871 00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,920 Speaker 1: eat it. That's that's gonna be my new soilet. So 872 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,160 Speaker 1: if you figure out find find us a sponsor who 873 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:34,400 Speaker 1: will make my meat coffee bourbon shakes it self them 874 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,759 Speaker 1: as a performance beverage. You know who? These are good 875 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,680 Speaker 1: vorous truckers, and we'll get you the right amount of 876 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,560 Speaker 1: drunk away convomiting to really do those long haul drives. Yeah, 877 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,040 Speaker 1: you can get it all done in one go, literally, 878 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:50,520 Speaker 1: one math movement and out immediately. And look, school's waste 879 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:54,840 Speaker 1: a lot of time cooking food, my meat, slurry, bourbon, beverage. Everything. 880 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:59,120 Speaker 1: A child needs to both be neutrified and to keep 881 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,000 Speaker 1: quiet because there's a lot of there's a lot of bourbon. 882 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,759 Speaker 1: Their little bodies can't handle that much. You know, we 883 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,840 Speaker 1: call it sleeping time, shake meat. It's very good. Yeah, 884 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,360 Speaker 1: just keep him quiet. You know what, you're just warehousing. 885 00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,520 Speaker 1: I'm really that's what all we're doing anymore. It's called 886 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,600 Speaker 1: five loco. It's even more local than the previous. They 887 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:25,719 Speaker 1: barely breathe on it, so it's pandemic safe. So it's 888 00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,080 Speaker 1: worth noting that when The Jungle was published as a 889 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,759 Speaker 1: proper book, like outside of like a magazine thing, when 890 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,759 Speaker 1: it finds its publisher, the publisher insisted on sending a 891 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,840 Speaker 1: copy of the manuscript to the Chicago Tribune and they're like, hey, 892 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,520 Speaker 1: here's the book we're publishing. It's making some pretty shocking claims. 893 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,240 Speaker 1: You guys are journalists, Why don't you investigate these claims 894 00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,520 Speaker 1: and like render an opinionist whether or not it's accurate, right, which, 895 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,560 Speaker 1: if journalism exists, is a responsible thing for a publisher 896 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,560 Speaker 1: to do. Here's the thing it is. Nineteen o six. 897 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,480 Speaker 1: Upton Sinclair is the first person who's ever done a 898 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:02,719 Speaker 1: journalism in the United States. So I'm gonna quote again 899 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,920 Speaker 1: from the Poison Squad by dead Point. Journalism is just 900 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,960 Speaker 1: for going to war. Yeah, that's that's when it was 901 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:14,240 Speaker 1: invited to get people agreed to a war with Spain. 902 00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:20,760 Speaker 1: This book isn't about Spain at all. Quote. Tribune editors 903 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,240 Speaker 1: responded with a two dozen page rebuttal of the packing 904 00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,759 Speaker 1: house descriptions. Alarmed Page and Double Day. His publishers called 905 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:30,680 Speaker 1: Sinclair to their offices, but Sinclair promptly began picking apart 906 00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,400 Speaker 1: the Tribunes critique. For instance, the paper had denied that 907 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,440 Speaker 1: the tuberculosis bacterium could survive on walls or floors of 908 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,000 Speaker 1: the packing rooms. Sinclair pointed out that the germ could 909 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,840 Speaker 1: indeed survive on those surfaces and couldn't transfer to anything 910 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,319 Speaker 1: that touched them. He brought medical studies to prove it, 911 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,320 Speaker 1: as well as other evidence to back up his story. 912 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,320 Speaker 1: He further noted that the papers owners were obviously friendly 913 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,640 Speaker 1: with the meat packers and sided with them. In fact, 914 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,880 Speaker 1: it would turn out that the newspapers management had not 915 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,440 Speaker 1: assigned a reporter to study Sinclair's claims, but instead passed 916 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,480 Speaker 1: the task onto a publicist who worked for the meat packer. Nice. Yeah, 917 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,719 Speaker 1: the newspaper goes right to the people that he's investigating. 918 00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,080 Speaker 1: It's like, is this you guys want to write a 919 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,000 Speaker 1: thing for us about this? It's like, um, so I 920 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,480 Speaker 1: need you guys to write something that says not And 921 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,160 Speaker 1: just every time he says, yeah, huh, you just got 922 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,200 Speaker 1: it right now, I would write it. But you would 923 00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,719 Speaker 1: not believe the amount of war with Spain we got. 924 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,279 Speaker 1: We got a lot of war with Spain. There's so 925 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,520 Speaker 1: much Spain left and we had to nip that ship 926 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,880 Speaker 1: right in the button. Also, I'm a little bit busy 927 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,440 Speaker 1: because all of my children are in the hospital for 928 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:40,560 Speaker 1: milk poisoning. You know that, you know, babies, babies and 929 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:45,120 Speaker 1: handle their milk. The New York Times goes on to 930 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,960 Speaker 1: note quote about a month after the Jungle was published, 931 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,480 Speaker 1: the White House started receiving a hundred letters a day 932 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,920 Speaker 1: demanding a federal cleanup of the meat industry. Roosevelt invited 933 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,919 Speaker 1: Sinclair to the White House, then ordered a federal investigation. 934 00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,359 Speaker 1: Sinclair took every opportunity to harangue the beef truck as 935 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,840 Speaker 1: the meat trap packing industry was known, and sent a 936 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,200 Speaker 1: stream of telegrams to the White House demanding reform. Roosevelt 937 00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:09,279 Speaker 1: seemed tired of Sinclair's outspokenness. In a note to the 938 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,439 Speaker 1: author's publisher, the President wrote, tell Sinclair to go home 939 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,720 Speaker 1: and let me run the country for a while. Oh, Teddy, 940 00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:21,400 Speaker 1: I love it. What a but but they do this 941 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,239 Speaker 1: actually gets some ship done from from Teddy's credit, he's 942 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,719 Speaker 1: part of ships starting to get done here. Um, the 943 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:33,280 Speaker 1: Pure Food and Drug Act is past well, it's introduced 944 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,880 Speaker 1: into Congress in nineteen o five, the same year that 945 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,480 Speaker 1: Sinclair puts out the first version of the Jungle, And 946 00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,799 Speaker 1: but in early nineteen o six when the book version 947 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,719 Speaker 1: comes out, the the Act is stalled. Um. And it's 948 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,360 Speaker 1: so stalled that Harvey White Wiley, who's the main impetus 949 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,719 Speaker 1: behind the book, starts trolling people out of like hopelessness. Right, 950 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,680 Speaker 1: and he is he kind of is the first guy 951 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,000 Speaker 1: to use Twitter. He said, he settles into a strategy 952 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,279 Speaker 1: of writing protest letters to newspapers and magazines about the 953 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,400 Speaker 1: ads they had for different snake oil medicines and tainted foods. 954 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,480 Speaker 1: He wrote this to the Washington Star. I have read, 955 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,200 Speaker 1: with your regret and your issue of Monday, January twenty nine, 956 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,280 Speaker 1: of the probably fatal illness of buck Ewing, the celebrated catcher. Ewing, 957 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,840 Speaker 1: a former star player and manager for the New York Giants, 958 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,760 Speaker 1: was diagnosed with Bright's disease, which is a blood vessel 959 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,680 Speaker 1: inflammation and the kidneys um and it killed people pretty 960 00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:25,359 Speaker 1: fast in those days. Wiley noted that like, Hey, you're 961 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,120 Speaker 1: talking about how sad this is, but you've previously published 962 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,160 Speaker 1: an article about Dr Kilmer swamp root and claim that 963 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:36,239 Speaker 1: it clears bright disease. And He's like, I keep a 964 00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:37,879 Speaker 1: bottle of it near me all the time because you've 965 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,040 Speaker 1: you've ensured me that it works. So why don't you 966 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,359 Speaker 1: just tell this guy? You know, Mike, chemists say it's 967 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,160 Speaker 1: nothing but alcohol in turpentine with a couple of spices. 968 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,440 Speaker 1: But if you're worried about buck Ewing, why don't you 969 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,520 Speaker 1: tell him to take this stuff? It should cure his thing. 970 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,840 Speaker 1: Right away. In fact, I'll send him a copy of 971 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,960 Speaker 1: your paper and let you know what he says. And 972 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,239 Speaker 1: he dies like very shortly there after. I love the 973 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,840 Speaker 1: idea that someone was just like, all right, we got this, 974 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,879 Speaker 1: writes disease. Let's try swamp root that swamps are dark? Right? 975 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:08,080 Speaker 1: What the and knock that right out with some dark 976 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:12,360 Speaker 1: what's darker than a swamp? It's darker than the swamp people, 977 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,240 Speaker 1: it's still dying. Well whatever, It's a clever head campaign. 978 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:18,160 Speaker 1: And he does this like there's this malt coffee which 979 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,920 Speaker 1: contains no actual coffee, it's pure barley, but it advertises 980 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,360 Speaker 1: itself as having real coffee flavor, and he sends a 981 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,120 Speaker 1: letter to the newspaper advertising them, being like, how can 982 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,719 Speaker 1: you have real coffee flavor with anything? But coffee isn't 983 00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,040 Speaker 1: the only thing that can have real coffee flavor is 984 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:39,200 Speaker 1: just quote tweeting. It's really just twittering. Uh you know 985 00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:43,040 Speaker 1: who else loves Twitter? The products and services that support 986 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:48,280 Speaker 1: this podcast, they are all reply guys for the same 987 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,279 Speaker 1: K pop band. And it gets very sexual, actually, with 988 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,080 Speaker 1: all of our sponsors, very sexual replies to this k 989 00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,200 Speaker 1: pop band. Good. If we know one thing, it's the 990 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,919 Speaker 1: K pop people. They're very normal online and they love 991 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:06,760 Speaker 1: to be sexualized. That's actually the motto of very normal 992 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,239 Speaker 1: online and we love to be a sexual am I 993 00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:23,919 Speaker 1: am I? Yeah you should believe that. Oh, here's some ads. Ah, 994 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:28,000 Speaker 1: we're back. So, while he was hectoring sketchy newspaper owners 995 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000 Speaker 1: in print, Whiley and his poison squad had gathered together 996 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,760 Speaker 1: the some of their years of study into America's endless 997 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,719 Speaker 1: variety of ship foods um. And this is while they're 998 00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:38,680 Speaker 1: trying to pass this act, because they put all this 999 00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,760 Speaker 1: information together to try to like convince Congress we should 1000 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,319 Speaker 1: do something. Yeah, we gotta stop the eating poison and 1001 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,040 Speaker 1: po Yeah, we we really got to deal with all 1002 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,520 Speaker 1: of these dead babies. Yea, so fucking step one of 1003 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:55,160 Speaker 1: a society. No more eating the poison pooh yeah, no 1004 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:59,080 Speaker 1: more eating the poop milk. Step maybe less war milk, 1005 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:05,960 Speaker 1: not none, just less. So. This passage from Deborah Bloom's 1006 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,760 Speaker 1: book sums up the case that Wiley and his scientists 1007 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,480 Speaker 1: made to Congress. For every food product the chemistry Division 1008 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,480 Speaker 1: could point to a trick involved in its manufacture. Doctors 1009 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,200 Speaker 1: continued to worry over reports of Grocer's itch a side 1010 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,840 Speaker 1: effect of the deceptive process of grinding up insects and 1011 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:24,600 Speaker 1: passing the result office brown sugar. Sometimes live life survived 1012 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,120 Speaker 1: the process. Beer, which most consumers imagined to be derived 1013 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,480 Speaker 1: from malted barley and hops, was often made from a 1014 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,480 Speaker 1: cheaper ferment of rice or even corn grits. So called 1015 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,440 Speaker 1: aged whiskey was often still routinely rectified, alcohol diluted and 1016 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,840 Speaker 1: colored brown, as widely had found twenty years earlier at Perdue. 1017 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,480 Speaker 1: Corn syrup was widely still used as the basis for 1018 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,920 Speaker 1: fake versions of honey and maple syrup. Many manufacturers argued 1019 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,760 Speaker 1: that they had to fake products to stay competitive. Detroit 1020 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,000 Speaker 1: canner Walter Williams of Williams Brothers described the making of 1021 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:56,360 Speaker 1: his Highland strawberry preserves. The jam was, he said, forty 1022 00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:01,360 Speaker 1: five percent sugar, corn syrup, apple juice made from discarded 1023 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,279 Speaker 1: apple skins, some scraps of apple skin and cores, and 1024 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,839 Speaker 1: usually one or two pieces of strawberry. The strawberries cost him, 1025 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:13,600 Speaker 1: he added, many compare it's costs a lot of money 1026 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,319 Speaker 1: to get those two strawberries. Two pieces of strawberries are 1027 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,719 Speaker 1: really putting me at a house at home. Many comparably 1028 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,879 Speaker 1: priced preserves were just glucose apple juice and red red 1029 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,480 Speaker 1: dye and timothy seed added to simulate strawberry seeds. If 1030 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,960 Speaker 1: we could sell pure goods, I would be pleased. Williams insisted, 1031 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,480 Speaker 1: I believe they should be labeled, showing their ingredients and 1032 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,920 Speaker 1: showing the quality of the goods. But as there was 1033 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,359 Speaker 1: no loss settling setting such standards, and as he had 1034 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,919 Speaker 1: to compete with less scrupulous canners, there was no way 1035 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,080 Speaker 1: for him to stay in business unless he cut costs 1036 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,960 Speaker 1: to match. Widely testified that about five percent of all 1037 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,040 Speaker 1: foods were routinely adulterated, with the number being much higher 1038 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,880 Speaker 1: up to in categories such as coffee, spices and food 1039 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:57,480 Speaker 1: products made for selling to the poor. Of course, if 1040 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,720 Speaker 1: your food is for poor people, it is not food. 1041 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:04,520 Speaker 1: Not food not We just ground up some dirt. Yeah, 1042 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:08,320 Speaker 1: this is the salt dust pizza that I've made every 1043 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,200 Speaker 1: three weeks. We mixed some sawdust in with piss. You 1044 00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:16,799 Speaker 1: can't tell the difference between that that bread ground, you know, 1045 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,279 Speaker 1: she doesn't know the difference. The ground is what we 1046 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,279 Speaker 1: call a natural play. It's pissed from the bars, so 1047 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:25,040 Speaker 1: there's lots of barley in it. Well, they're poor bars, 1048 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,279 Speaker 1: so it's just ground up rice meal. But you know, 1049 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,080 Speaker 1: sometimes I can shove a bar of soap into the 1050 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,040 Speaker 1: mouth of a poor to see if they live for 1051 00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:39,160 Speaker 1: another week. It's nice, clean, and it's delicious. So Whitely 1052 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,640 Speaker 1: solution to all of this horror is the Pure Food 1053 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,239 Speaker 1: and Drug Act. And it's hard to see this as 1054 00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:46,720 Speaker 1: anything unreasonable, but the grocery, meatpacking, and canning companies threatened 1055 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,680 Speaker 1: by the bill had to find a way to make 1056 00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:52,360 Speaker 1: it unreasonable, and the time honored tradition of shady rich bastards, 1057 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,520 Speaker 1: they decided to smear widely. Since his data was impeccable, 1058 00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:59,760 Speaker 1: they went after him for hating freedom dead. Yeah, baby, 1059 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,480 Speaker 1: they're how you do it. That's how you do America. 1060 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:09,000 Speaker 1: You do it man our freedom to poor people. Saw does. 1061 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:14,640 Speaker 1: It's extremely funny. Dudley and Co. Canned Goods used the 1062 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:18,280 Speaker 1: Grocery World magazine to publish editorials attacking Whiley as the 1063 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,600 Speaker 1: nation's janitor, which it's hard to make that seem he 1064 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:26,160 Speaker 1: wants to clean things out. Yeah, that's an insult. Is 1065 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,560 Speaker 1: just like, oh, you know, fucking janitor is always going around. 1066 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,560 Speaker 1: He's like those guys who stop us from living in 1067 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:37,160 Speaker 1: our own ship exactly, so I'm trying to wipe my ass. Mom, 1068 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,760 Speaker 1: I like it like this. The idea is that he 1069 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,680 Speaker 1: was a busy body policing the American stomach and again 1070 00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,160 Speaker 1: attacking freedom. During one industry event where Wiley meets with 1071 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:51,560 Speaker 1: food company representatives, he's accused in person by the owner 1072 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,800 Speaker 1: of a Canary for wanting to be dictator of the 1073 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:58,640 Speaker 1: food industry. Mr Stalin trying to stop us from putting 1074 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,800 Speaker 1: sawdust in the bread and piss in the whiskey, fucking 1075 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,880 Speaker 1: stalling over here. It was just like, I don't like 1076 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:11,160 Speaker 1: when children die from poison. Man his mother, But what 1077 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,320 Speaker 1: does he think he is the tsarre trying to stop 1078 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:19,480 Speaker 1: kids from dying from milk? Oh Man? Much of this 1079 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:24,480 Speaker 1: this is amazing because like it's just so America. It's 1080 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:29,840 Speaker 1: so American. It's American. You can't be more American than 1081 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:34,400 Speaker 1: people literally spending like the equivalent of millions of dollars 1082 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:38,400 Speaker 1: to just be like, I gotta feed them the poison. 1083 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,880 Speaker 1: I gotta do it. I don't care that this has 1084 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,200 Speaker 1: costing me more money than taking the poison out. And 1085 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,800 Speaker 1: guess what, freedom, I love it. You love to see it. 1086 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,560 Speaker 1: We love to see it. We've always been the same. Yeah. Now, 1087 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:54,080 Speaker 1: whiley was not purely concerned with food here or with 1088 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,800 Speaker 1: like the raw ingredients that people generally consider food, And 1089 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,480 Speaker 1: in fact, as this law came closer and closer to passing, 1090 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:02,280 Speaker 1: he was in recently getting and getting involved in something 1091 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,680 Speaker 1: that had become a source of substantial profits for the 1092 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:08,080 Speaker 1: biggest players in the industry. Whitely was now obsessed with 1093 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:11,760 Speaker 1: the use of new and experimental preservatives on various food stuffs. 1094 00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:13,520 Speaker 1: Now some of them were like what we've talked about, 1095 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,560 Speaker 1: based on formaldehyde, like freezing um, but there were a 1096 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,840 Speaker 1: whole bunch of other different, not all preservatives, new food additives. 1097 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,040 Speaker 1: This is the period in which people start to adulterate food, 1098 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,680 Speaker 1: when you can your first processed meats, and these companies 1099 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,000 Speaker 1: are putting stuff in for flavor and to preserve it, 1100 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,720 Speaker 1: and there's no regulation for any of this at this point. 1101 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,840 Speaker 1: And this is really concerning to Wiley. The Poison Squad 1102 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,360 Speaker 1: describes the birth of this subset of the chemical industry, 1103 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,480 Speaker 1: and a paragraph that you may recognize some of the 1104 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:43,560 Speaker 1: names from. In addition to preservatives, companies developed synthetic compounds 1105 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:47,040 Speaker 1: to make food production cheaper. The sweetener saccharine, discovered in 1106 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,000 Speaker 1: eighteen seventy nine at Johns Hopkins University, cost far less 1107 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,200 Speaker 1: than sugar and quickly replaced it as it cost saving. 1108 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,960 Speaker 1: Alternative flavoring agents such as laboratory brood, citric acid, or 1109 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,160 Speaker 1: peppermint extracts could now be used in drinks and other 1110 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,480 Speaker 1: products instead of fresh lemon, juice, mint against saving costs 1111 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,800 Speaker 1: and again crowding the farmer out of the supply chain. 1112 01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:07,760 Speaker 1: The pioneering and just industrial chemist Charles Feiser, who had 1113 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,560 Speaker 1: founded his New York pharmaceutical company in eighteen forty nine, 1114 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,760 Speaker 1: now also produced borax, boric acid, cream of tartar, and 1115 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,160 Speaker 1: citric acid for use in food and drink. They loved 1116 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:19,080 Speaker 1: putting boax and ship like dozes so high it would 1117 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,800 Speaker 1: kill people. It was great. Chicago's Joseph Bauer, whose Liquid 1118 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,160 Speaker 1: Carbonic company produced the pressurized gas used in the fizzing 1119 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,880 Speaker 1: drinks of soda fountains, had become so interested in artificial 1120 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,240 Speaker 1: sweeteners that in nineteen o one he had invested in 1121 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,520 Speaker 1: a new business in St. Louis, the Monsanto Chemical Company, 1122 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:39,040 Speaker 1: to produce saccer and in large quantities. Saccerin production had 1123 01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,560 Speaker 1: also launched the Hayden Chemical Works of New York City 1124 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,280 Speaker 1: and nineteen hundred, although that company also branched into the 1125 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:48,440 Speaker 1: preservative market, producing salicidic acid, formaldehyde, and sodium benzoate for 1126 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,720 Speaker 1: use in food and drinks. The food and drink market 1127 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:54,120 Speaker 1: also attracted Herbert Henry Dow founder at age thirty one, 1128 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,439 Speaker 1: if the Dow Chemical Company in Midlands, Michigan now would 1129 01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,280 Speaker 1: been a chemistry student at the Case Institute of Technology 1130 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,000 Speaker 1: in Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah, he so he creates now Chemical 1131 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,480 Speaker 1: company in Sea. All of these guys this is where 1132 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,720 Speaker 1: they get their start, like shooting ship into food. And 1133 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,520 Speaker 1: while he's not wanting to, like, you're not saying we 1134 01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:12,080 Speaker 1: should ban all this. He's not some sort of like 1135 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,880 Speaker 1: hippie fanatic, but he's like, we shouldn't know what these 1136 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,080 Speaker 1: Number one, people need to know if these are in 1137 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,400 Speaker 1: their food, right, Like you should have to tell people. 1138 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,240 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say you can't put citric acid or 1139 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,240 Speaker 1: sony innate and food, but people should know, right Like 1140 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,160 Speaker 1: that's that we should be doing that. And also we 1141 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,760 Speaker 1: should figure out if this stuff like the food, the 1142 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,480 Speaker 1: people putting this in food should be showing that it's 1143 01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:35,760 Speaker 1: not harmful, like they should be funding research to make which, 1144 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:39,280 Speaker 1: as we'll talk about, becomes problematic, right, um, but it 1145 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,920 Speaker 1: is a good idea that like, well, we can't just 1146 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,640 Speaker 1: start shooting this stuff into food. We should know what 1147 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,480 Speaker 1: it does right now. The people who are and there's 1148 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,760 Speaker 1: a lot of scientists who are like not, like we 1149 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,360 Speaker 1: don't need to be doing this, like the preservative stop 1150 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,880 Speaker 1: the food from spoiling. Do we need to study what else? 1151 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,840 Speaker 1: They do? We know how bad spoiled meat is. And 1152 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,400 Speaker 1: they do have a point in this period where it's 1153 01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,240 Speaker 1: like we know it's this ship's so many kids a year, 1154 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:05,400 Speaker 1: Like do we care if they get sick forty years later, right, 1155 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,680 Speaker 1: which is like forty years that's the entire lifespan of 1156 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,080 Speaker 1: a human, they'll be fine. Yeah, it's like you got 1157 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,680 Speaker 1: to take the good with the bad here. I I 1158 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,720 Speaker 1: understand a little bit of it. Or they're just like listen, 1159 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:20,000 Speaker 1: they're not getting the food born illnesses and you know, yeah, 1160 01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:22,040 Speaker 1: their skin is like orange now and one of their 1161 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:25,280 Speaker 1: lungs fell out, but like like whatever, they're alive. All 1162 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:30,640 Speaker 1: these kids them were milk exactly. Harvey Wiley was not 1163 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:34,000 Speaker 1: particularly good at the give and take compromise nature of politics. 1164 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,160 Speaker 1: He was too much of a scientist, and so he's 1165 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,080 Speaker 1: he one of the reasons this law has trouble passing, 1166 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,920 Speaker 1: a lot of people will argue is that he's not 1167 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,520 Speaker 1: willing to kind of like give any back. Um. And 1168 01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,959 Speaker 1: he's he's as adamant about like wanting strict laws about 1169 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:48,040 Speaker 1: preservatives as he is about like what we should be 1170 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,840 Speaker 1: pasteurizing milk. Right, And there's a good point to be making, 1171 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,720 Speaker 1: like no pasteurizing milk is like get that done first, right, 1172 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:57,160 Speaker 1: it's more of a priority to do this ship. Um. 1173 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,800 Speaker 1: And so in the end, the pure Food Law only passes, 1174 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:03,360 Speaker 1: but because Upton Sinclair's book causes this national outrage which 1175 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,800 Speaker 1: prompts Teddy Roosevelt to champion the bill personally, and it passes. 1176 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,080 Speaker 1: The Pure Food Law was the first major victory and 1177 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:13,040 Speaker 1: the war to ensure Americans actually knew what the funk 1178 01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:16,920 Speaker 1: they were eating and cheap food you actually ate food 1179 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:21,920 Speaker 1: as opposed to pure poison in a sax. It was 1180 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:26,520 Speaker 1: followed in night. Yeah, just a completely like self inflicted wound, 1181 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:30,040 Speaker 1: like this war that we created on ourselves. Oh good, 1182 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:33,240 Speaker 1: it's very funny. Yeah. Now, the pure Food Law was 1183 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,120 Speaker 1: the first major victory in the war to ensure Americans 1184 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,480 Speaker 1: actually like yeah again, had any idea what they were eating. 1185 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,480 Speaker 1: It was followed in nineteen thirty eight by the passing 1186 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:44,880 Speaker 1: of the Food, Drug and Cosmetics Act, which established the 1187 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,360 Speaker 1: Food and Drug Administration for the first time. So that's 1188 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,680 Speaker 1: when the ninety eight you know six, we get the 1189 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:52,120 Speaker 1: Pure Food Law, which lays the groundwork for the f 1190 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,720 Speaker 1: d A. The FDA comes int into being in thirty eight, 1191 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:59,720 Speaker 1: and initially when it started, it's funded entirely by taxpayer money, right, 1192 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,120 Speaker 1: and it is invested with the you might say sacred 1193 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:06,880 Speaker 1: authority to protect us consumers from the businesses making their food. Um. 1194 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:10,200 Speaker 1: This is a titanic step forward, and it's cementson into 1195 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,400 Speaker 1: the wildcat era of tainted milk, fake coffee, arsenic and 1196 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,000 Speaker 1: lead riddled candy. It's a huge deal. Now a lot 1197 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,000 Speaker 1: of stuff had started to get started to get fixed 1198 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:22,720 Speaker 1: in nineteen o six, obviously, Um, but nineteen making the 1199 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,120 Speaker 1: f d A is a huge move forward and a 1200 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:28,600 Speaker 1: very good It was absolutely necessary, I want to established 1201 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,880 Speaker 1: before we tear it down in the next episode. We 1202 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,480 Speaker 1: had to have something like this, like you could not 1203 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,320 Speaker 1: it's I don't care how much of a fucking libertarian is. 1204 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,920 Speaker 1: You can't let that state of affairs go on the market. 1205 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,480 Speaker 1: We have proved the market cannot correct itself with this. 1206 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:46,160 Speaker 1: It's just so much cheaper to feed people poison, not 1207 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,200 Speaker 1: the market would rather spend more money on continuing the 1208 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:55,880 Speaker 1: poison trade. People can't stop him. You can't stop him. 1209 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:59,400 Speaker 1: You can't stop a guy from all the people he's 1210 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:03,040 Speaker 1: feeling good for. You know, the f d A starts 1211 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,560 Speaker 1: as a beautiful, necessary thing. And then in the nineteen eighties, 1212 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,920 Speaker 1: about a century after Dr Wiley's journey began, the bright 1213 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,320 Speaker 1: dream of the Food and Drug Administration began to go 1214 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:15,240 Speaker 1: terribly wrong. But Matt, we're gonna talk about that in 1215 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:22,120 Speaker 1: part two. Oh sure, sure, Uh yeah. The pod Yourself 1216 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:26,120 Speaker 1: a Gun in the World's Only Sopranos podcast is out now, 1217 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,920 Speaker 1: and check out the film Drunk Broadcast. Also, I'm on 1218 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,760 Speaker 1: I'm on Instagram. Uh follow me at Matt leap jokes. 1219 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:34,560 Speaker 1: I need more of those. You know, no one gives 1220 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,160 Speaker 1: a shit about my Twitter anymore, you know, Yeah, follow 1221 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:41,120 Speaker 1: him and Matt Leap jokes. Follow him, follow me, people 1222 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,240 Speaker 1: send him pictures of your milk. Graham, I think people 1223 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,360 Speaker 1: just care more about the Graham. You know, it just 1224 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:49,880 Speaker 1: needs a shame because it Beyonce. I don't know if 1225 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,920 Speaker 1: she's on the Graham. I assume so's the robber must 1226 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,120 Speaker 1: be right, amateur. Also, like my Twitter, I do not 1227 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,720 Speaker 1: have a Graham. I used to have a blue checkmark, 1228 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,760 Speaker 1: but I got it taken away on Twitter, and I 1229 01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:04,840 Speaker 1: hope to get one your blue check work away Twitter 1230 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:11,320 Speaker 1: did because I pretended to be The New York Times. Yeah. Yeah, 1231 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:13,440 Speaker 1: you're not allowed to do that apparently, but it was 1232 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,760 Speaker 1: a great post. It was you know, I mean, I 1233 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,480 Speaker 1: do love that for you, like I love I think 1234 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:20,800 Speaker 1: my favorite example of that issue it's the lady from 1235 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:24,320 Speaker 1: I Think You Should Leave, who did the the I 1236 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:27,560 Speaker 1: Can't get enough wine like that that that's She's been 1237 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:30,000 Speaker 1: in a few of them, but she did. It was 1238 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:33,040 Speaker 1: like when Oreos did some sort of Pride month think 1239 01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:37,360 Speaker 1: she uh pretended to Benila Wafers using her checkmark and 1240 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:41,560 Speaker 1: was like, Nilla Wafers, we don't like bisexual people think 1241 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,960 Speaker 1: you're not allowed to eat her cookies something like that. 1242 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:48,240 Speaker 1: It was very funny and that's why she's not on 1243 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:52,480 Speaker 1: Twitter anymore. I love it, Nilla Wafers taken strays from me. 1244 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,560 Speaker 1: I should note people are going to give a ship 1245 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,520 Speaker 1: every because they do every time we like make jokes 1246 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:03,000 Speaker 1: about dying at forty. Obviously, the way lifespans work is 1247 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,040 Speaker 1: that so many kids died as babies once. If you 1248 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,800 Speaker 1: made it to an adulthood, you had a pretty good 1249 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,840 Speaker 1: chance of at least making it to like fifty or sixty. 1250 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,680 Speaker 1: People made it to their seventies. Yes, it's true. It's 1251 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,360 Speaker 1: funny to joke about people dying at age like being 1252 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,360 Speaker 1: old at age thirty back then, because look at a 1253 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,400 Speaker 1: picture of a thirty year old from the eighteen nineties. 1254 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:21,240 Speaker 1: They look like your fucking grandpa, like covered in soot. 1255 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,120 Speaker 1: They're just taking it out. It is permanently embedded soot 1256 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,800 Speaker 1: in their body all. Its extremely funny how sick and 1257 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,720 Speaker 1: dying everybody was back in the day. Well, you know, 1258 01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:35,160 Speaker 1: they just a society that loved poison milk. It was 1259 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,720 Speaker 1: a whole world of people exactly as healthy as you 1260 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:42,840 Speaker 1: here Bolson Yaro, just constantly getting their dudoo backed up 1261 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,440 Speaker 1: and being like, well are you and ship out of 1262 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:51,560 Speaker 1: their noses because there's so much poop in the milk. Again, 1263 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,919 Speaker 1: But first I gotta run by this emu and see 1264 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:59,440 Speaker 1: if you'll punch me in the throat. Um boy, um 1265 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,040 Speaker 1: so yeah. Find matt Leeb on Twitter. Also, I have 1266 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:05,000 Speaker 1: a fiction novel, my book After the Revolution. You can 1267 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,480 Speaker 1: find it for free. Is an e book at a 1268 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,720 Speaker 1: tr book dot com. But it's also available for pre 1269 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,400 Speaker 1: order through a K Press. If you order now, you 1270 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,960 Speaker 1: will get a signed copy. So just google a k 1271 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,000 Speaker 1: Press after the Revolution preorder my book. It will come 1272 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,800 Speaker 1: out in May and you'll get it signed a k 1273 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,040 Speaker 1: Press after the Revolution. Um google it and you'll find 1274 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:25,040 Speaker 1: the pre order page. I'm pre ordering it right now. 1275 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:29,320 Speaker 1: And we have a behind the bast livestream. God so 1276 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:35,320 Speaker 1: much to plug ship Okay with prop on Anuary seventeen. Okay, 1277 01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:39,200 Speaker 1: get tickets at momenthouse dot com. Slash it will be 1278 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:42,000 Speaker 1: a good episode, probably. I haven't written it yet. There 1279 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,760 Speaker 1: I will, I think, so that's probable. I might even 1280 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,639 Speaker 1: have an episode written alright,