Speaker 1: Second date updates. Apparently there are a lot of Halloween
Speaker 1: parties this year. We've gotten more than a few requests
Speaker 1: for second date updates from people who met someone while
Speaker 1: being at one this over the past weekend. People are
Speaker 1: getting back to it. Man. Yeah, and so I don't
Speaker 1: know if we're going to be able to get to
Speaker 1: all of them. That's why I'm just going to choose
Speaker 1: today's based on costume alone. That's why I picked Scott,
Speaker 1: who went as a car crash test dummy. That's a
Speaker 1: good costume. That's my favorite character to play with in Fortnite.
Speaker 1: So Scott, welcome to the show. Hi, everybody, so solid choice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean working with Brooke, we see so many weird,
Speaker 1: complicated costumes. It's basically like a riddle to try and
Speaker 1: figure out what she is. That's why I really appreciate
Speaker 1: your straightforward costume. Yeah, definitely. Okay, I'd like to say
Speaker 1: last year I was a dumpster fire and it totally
Speaker 1: made sense you were I was good. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: But Scott, go ahead, tells about the person that you
Speaker 1: met at this party. Who are they? Okay? Her name
Speaker 1: is Lauren. Okay, she's very, very pretty, and she was
Speaker 1: dressed like Elle Woods from the movie Illegally Blonde. You know,
Speaker 1: that's a great costume, that all pink, all pink lawyer
Speaker 1: good And it's not like it's not like you're sexifying
Speaker 1: something that shouldn't be sexy. Either is sexy. No, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You're not like sexifying like the dumpster
Speaker 1: fire or something like. It's just an awesome costume because
Speaker 1: it's darling. You look good. So you complimented her costume, Scott, Well,
Speaker 1: I tried. So I didn't really know the movie. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so you didn't know who she was. Yeah, I never saw.
Speaker 1: Why would I see Illegally Blonde? Oh? Why did you
Speaker 1: go watch it? It is a treasure. I don't remember
Speaker 1: ruining everything you're saying. It's so good. Don't call it
Speaker 1: a treasure. It's such a good movie. All right. So
Speaker 1: what did you do with Lauren? Well, I thought she
Speaker 1: was a sexy flight attendant. Yeah, I can see it's
Speaker 1: that like pink suit. It looks very Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: kind of it was a very stupid, cheesy line of
Speaker 1: like joined the Mile High Club. Oh you needed to
Speaker 1: bend and snap? Yeah. How did she react to that comment? Well,
Speaker 1: she was a little confused because she didn't understand where
Speaker 1: that comment was coming from. Yeah, Like she explained the
Speaker 1: movie to me and I was like, oh, okay, that
Speaker 1: makes way more sense. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, wait, is
Speaker 1: it like the ex wife of Tiger? It's hard hard
Speaker 1: to start off a sexy conversation like that with most
Speaker 1: people spend so much time on If you don't get
Speaker 1: it right away, it's almost like a low blow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Were you able to get back on your feet after that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We able to talk, and you know, she asked me
Speaker 1: about my costume and was asking me all like certain
Speaker 1: questions about like the car accident, and I was in, oh,
Speaker 1: this is really great because like she's really like obviously
Speaker 1: knew what my costume was, and like I was really
Speaker 1: going along with it. That's nice. Okay. We talked for
Speaker 1: pretty much the rest of the night, and it felt
Speaker 1: I felt connected By the end. I thought it was
Speaker 1: really cool. Okay, So wait, this was the party or
Speaker 1: date or did you guys actually go out after you met? No? No,
Speaker 1: we just we met at the party. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, was there any like romance that happened during
Speaker 1: the party, because it sounds like you just spent an
Speaker 1: hour or two talking about each other's costumes, just figuring
Speaker 1: them out. Yeah, well towards the actually probably the back
Speaker 1: half of the conversation stuff. I went and grabbed us
Speaker 1: both a couple of red yellow shot syringes. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: those are yeah okay, and then we we kind of
Speaker 1: intertwined our arms and scorted them into each other's mouth.
Speaker 1: Kind of hot. I think I like that interest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you do them enough, you're not going to remember
Speaker 1: the night. Yeah, so what about any intimacy? Did you
Speaker 1: get a hug? Did you get a kiss? Maybe not
Speaker 1: get on him for saying things like that, what intimacy?
Speaker 1: Like this is a makeout session, But you're fine, you're
Speaker 1: using like where it's like old stuff. B Yeah, can
Speaker 1: you focus on me? Can you focus on Scott. We're
Speaker 1: trying to help out Scott Brooke. Okay, did you make
Speaker 1: out Scott? Yeah, we did not make out before we
Speaker 1: think you've got to that point. She did have to leave,
Speaker 1: but before she left, though, she gave me her phone number. Okay,
Speaker 1: said in a sexy voice, if you need a legal counseling, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah, have you reached out to her I've
Speaker 1: texted her twice and she has not responded to me. Nothing.
Speaker 1: You're not saying something weird, right, You're just saying Hi,
Speaker 1: it's me, Like, does she know who's sexing her? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean I try to reply with some type of
Speaker 1: quote or something from one of the movies, but I
Speaker 1: think actually like rant of the second one, and it
Speaker 1: was not quite as quotable as the first one. I
Speaker 1: guess I don't remember the second one at all. Most
Speaker 1: people watch that one. Yeah, and that's why I go
Speaker 1: to college. Yeah, I think. Yeah. Besides her giving obviously
Speaker 1: her number to you, did you get any other indication
Speaker 1: like did you guys talk about future dates or planned?
Speaker 1: Not necessarily not really like not like the end of
Speaker 1: the first aid conversation. It's kind of like, hey, this
Speaker 1: is fun, Like can I get your number? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: you offered me the numbers? Okay? I mean and she
Speaker 1: said it in that sexy, you know, like l Woods
Speaker 1: legal counseling way. Did you deliver something sexy back to
Speaker 1: her like, oh, well, I hope to have a head
Speaker 1: on collision with your face. That was now. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: at least it's something I don't know. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to tie it in anyway, I worked on him. Let's
Speaker 1: play a song, we'll come back. We'll call Lauren for you,
Speaker 1: and we'll try and get your second date update. You
Speaker 1: sexy crashed as dummy. Thanks. Scott's first date at a
Speaker 1: Halloween party recently sounded a lot like our office Halloween parties.
Speaker 1: Just confusing, disappointing, and at the end absolutely zero action.
Speaker 1: It's just a lot of wait, what are you supposed
Speaker 1: to be? No? Wait, what are you supposed to be?
Speaker 1: The clause's good for something boys. That's how Scott ended
Speaker 1: up meeting Lauren, who went dressed as l Woods. He
Speaker 1: thought she was a sexy flight attendant. But anyway, that
Speaker 1: confusion got them talking and drinking together, hanging out, and
Speaker 1: it went so well that she even offered Scott her
Speaker 1: number before she left. But weirdly, she hasn't responded any
Speaker 1: of his text since. So, Scott, sorry for pointing out
Speaker 1: that you didn't get any action, But you know what,
Speaker 1: that's what we have the second date updates for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't guarantee it, but we all hope for action.
Speaker 1: That sound good, Scott, Yeah, okay, I mean, do you
Speaker 1: have any guesses as to what she's gonna say when
Speaker 1: we call her and ask why she's not returning your text.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Maybe he didn't like the costume, Maybe
Speaker 1: things I would look different outside of it. I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't know, honestly, test trash dummy. I gotta say,
Speaker 1: if you get it, if you get a number where
Speaker 1: a nude onesie is a man to be a test
Speaker 1: crash test dummy, you must look great in that out there,
Speaker 1: because that is a hard one to pull off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're welcome. Okay, Well, for the record, I was one
Speaker 1: that called you a sexy crash test dummy first, so
Speaker 1: I called I called you that three minutes ago. But
Speaker 1: if you want to thank Brook, you know, for the
Speaker 1: late comment on it, that's fine too. Anyway, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dial Lawrence number and we'll try and get your second
Speaker 1: day update. You ready, man, I appreciate it, you sexy man.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Hello? Hi? Is this Lauren? Yeah speaking
Speaker 1: Hey Lauren. My name is Jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning, and I apologize for saying
Speaker 1: Jeff like in a weird way, Jeff, I caught myself
Speaker 1: on that one. But no, this is a morning radio show. Yeah, Lauren, Okay,
Speaker 1: why it's a great question. Yeah, Lauren. Well, we're doing
Speaker 1: a segment called a second Date Update, where we help
Speaker 1: our listeners reconnect with people that they've gone out on
Speaker 1: dates with recently. How did you get this number? Well,
Speaker 1: someone that you met the other night gave it to
Speaker 1: us because they said that they had a great time
Speaker 1: hanging out with you. In fact, you were the one
Speaker 1: that gave them your number. I haven't been on any
Speaker 1: dates and like longer than i'd like to admit. Actually yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a Halloween party. His name is Scott. Oh uh.
Speaker 1: He was a crash test dummy. Yeah yeah, I remember him,
Speaker 1: and you remember giving him your phone number saying to
Speaker 1: call you, um, yeah if he needed legal counsel. Wait,
Speaker 1: but you were addressed as l Wood So that was
Speaker 1: like the joke, right, Yeah, well I was, but I'm
Speaker 1: actually a lawyer also. Oh so, like you gave your
Speaker 1: number because like in case he wanted to be your client,
Speaker 1: like for real? Yeah, I mean he told me this
Speaker 1: terrible story about an accident he was in recently, and
Speaker 1: I thought he might need representation. Oh no, wait, so
Speaker 1: you were interested in maybe dating him? You weren't thinking
Speaker 1: of it that way. I hadn't really thought about it.
Speaker 1: I thought we were just, you know, having a friendly
Speaker 1: conversation at a party. I thought he got you a drink. Um.
Speaker 1: Maybe what I mean is there was no like, hey
Speaker 1: can I grab you a drink? People all the time.
Speaker 1: But I did the shot thing. Remember he said jealous
Speaker 1: shot syringes with him? Yeah, I fed each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, I mean I probably with a dozen other people. Okay,
Speaker 1: he was reading it wrong. Alcohol was a factor. I
Speaker 1: mean he felt like there was a connection that you
Speaker 1: guys had, that you guys were talking for a long
Speaker 1: time and hanging out, and that's why you gave him
Speaker 1: the number. I mean, it was really loud in there.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I guess there was a misunderstanding clearly.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, wait, this isn't bad. I mean you're
Speaker 1: not saying no. You just weren't thinking of it as
Speaker 1: a time like are you single right now? Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 1: Can you remember how attractive and hot he was in
Speaker 1: the crash test suit? Uh? Well, I mean he was
Speaker 1: wearing a helmet. So Lauren, Hello, I was dressed up
Speaker 1: as a crash test dummy. Yeah, yeah, she got Scott. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Scotsman on the other line listening this entire time. Lauren, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: it went with my costume, Like because I was a
Speaker 1: crashed of dummer. You made the story up about the
Speaker 1: crash you were in, that she was offering you legal advice.
Speaker 1: I mean made everything up. Like it turns out, I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about you. You were telling me all
Speaker 1: about being a lawyer, but I thought you just were
Speaker 1: doing the same thing I was and coming up with
Speaker 1: a backstory. You thought that when she was telling you
Speaker 1: about el Woods, you didn't know that she was a
Speaker 1: real lawyer. You thought she was just making a thing
Speaker 1: about being el Woods the whole time. Yeah. I thought
Speaker 1: she either like really researched it or really watched the
Speaker 1: movie a lot, because she was like very knowledgeable about
Speaker 1: being a lawyer. She thought you were really a dummy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like method acting. Yeah, I thought you were
Speaker 1: method acting, but it was really real life. You guys
Speaker 1: are really good acting. Yeah. So, Lauren, are you understanding
Speaker 1: he wasn't in a real crash. I mean, I get
Speaker 1: it now, but you had a lot of things to
Speaker 1: say about this accident. I assumed it was real. I
Speaker 1: just had fun making it up. I just I like
Speaker 1: pick it up stuff lying like how detailed are we
Speaker 1: talking here? I mean describing the way the cars were coming,
Speaker 1: and like what I would ask him about as a lawyer,
Speaker 1: like if side and then went, and Lauren's actually taking
Speaker 1: notes like you do. Actually, I think I have a
Speaker 1: case absolutely hit and run. Oh my god, what a
Speaker 1: funny misunderstanding. Okay, Well, now you guys know that that's
Speaker 1: not the case, right, You guys do realize that, right,
Speaker 1: He's not a real crash test dummy, and Scott, she
Speaker 1: is a real lawyer. Yeah, yes, okay, Okay, established that,
Speaker 1: And now I'm wondering, is there's still a connection between
Speaker 1: you guys. You guys should just get to know each other. Now, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I heard a lot about her being a lawyer,
Speaker 1: and apparently I just thought it was all fake, but
Speaker 1: apparently it was all real. Sores. I feel kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know a little bit about what she does, and
Speaker 1: I would very much like to go on a real date.
Speaker 1: No more about her, Okay, Oh well, I mean I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't know anything about you, Scott. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh he's got a vivid imagination. Yeah that that one.
Speaker 1: What do you actually do for a living, Scott, I'm
Speaker 1: an engineer. Oh what type of engineer? Are you? Like?
Speaker 1: A train engineer, like an airplane engineer? Yeah, technical engine
Speaker 1: because you mean there's so much confusion. I just want
Speaker 1: this to be as clear as possible, sister. I'm an
Speaker 1: electrical engineer. I like the design telephone poles and things
Speaker 1: of that nature. You design poles. He's like, I got
Speaker 1: a new idea for this one straight and it's all
Speaker 1: war guess so, but that's cute. I think he's really cute. Lauren. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, Lauren, what do you think, like, would you
Speaker 1: be willing to go out on an actual date with
Speaker 1: Scott because we would pay for it? Well, I feel
Speaker 1: kind of bad about ignoring you considering how this all
Speaker 1: played out. Maybe coffee okay, oh absolutely, that'd be great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, and we can afford that. We
Speaker 1: probably can't afford your legal fees, so that well, maybe
Speaker 1: we shouldn't call it a date. I feel like I
Speaker 1: just need to meet you again for the first time
Speaker 1: so we can get to know each other a little bit.
Speaker 1: Is it cool if I still bring my costume? Okay,
Speaker 1: funny guy? Yeah, look at that a fake lawyer who
Speaker 1: turns out to be a real lawyer. It's a fake
Speaker 1: crash test dummy who turns out to be a real dummy.
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning,