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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today. On This is Important, they all

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Speaker 1: jizzed in a cookie and ate it. Get out of

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Speaker 1: the hole before you can't climb it. Piece. We're going

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Speaker 1: to Tom hanks house to do cocaine. I can't come

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Speaker 1: unless somebody's brushing my cock with a pair of headphones

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Speaker 1: on let's go. Yes, Yeah, we're bad. Yeah, another am podcast.

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Speaker 1: Feel we're bag sorry about this, guys. I am. I'm

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Speaker 1: shooting nights on the Righteous Gemstones and Kelvin has to

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Speaker 1: sleep in. Adam's fine. Adam could have gotten up even

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Speaker 1: earlier about Kelvin. The character needs his beauty rest. He's

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Speaker 1: a handsome little fuck right. Or you're fully in and

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Speaker 1: you're fully d d led over there? Huh? Is that

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Speaker 1: what's going on? And what is that? What is that?

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Speaker 1: You're fully Daniel de Lewis, you're in character all the time.

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Speaker 1: Now you're at that part. Oh yeah, yeah, d d L.

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear you, Yeah, d d L. Daniel Lewis, Yeah, correct, yeah,

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Speaker 1: method actor, Yes, I am. I should do the whole

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Speaker 1: episode like Kelvin oh, dear Adam, can you actually go

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Speaker 1: off for a second, just hit mute and take your

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Speaker 1: headphones off everyone at home. Adam goes deep into character.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't even know the transition is happening when he

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Speaker 1: turns into Kelly's listening. He's listening. I can still hear it.

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Speaker 1: Hear hang on, I haven't clicked. That's out of the bag.

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Speaker 1: You're an actor. Okay, I'm off. Okay, he's off. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, Okay, So now he's off. Um, I hate him. Um,

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Speaker 1: that was a cover. I knew that he was going

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Speaker 1: to take the time and do like the whole joke.

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Speaker 1: Obviously he knows he's an actor. But I hate him

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Speaker 1: and he's definitely not listening right now. I definitely know

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Speaker 1: he's not listening. And I share the same with you owners.

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Speaker 1: I hate him and I'm back he cover it. Hey,

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I hope you didn't hear about the whole

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Speaker 1: actor thing. Yeah, I am an actor, so you are.

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Speaker 1: How is it shooting nights? You want to talk? Does

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Speaker 1: everyone want to talk about shooting nights? Because if people

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Speaker 1: at home nights, if you if you've ever worked nights

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Speaker 1: or had that kind of schedule, it is fucking crazy.

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Speaker 1: You're going to sleep when the sun comes up, You're

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Speaker 1: getting up when the sun goes down. It's well, I

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Speaker 1: feel like when you like if you because my dad works,

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Speaker 1: night's growing up. Like I would say of the time

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Speaker 1: well known local prostitute. It's a street walker. You should

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Speaker 1: see some photos. Uh just got damn stands. You see

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Speaker 1: him down the black but cheeks flat there. Hello. Uh

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Speaker 1: so he works for the railroad hooking and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he had nights all the time. And once you get

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Speaker 1: in that rhythm, I feel it's better. Like once you're

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Speaker 1: like a weekend and you get in the rhythm, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: But here we're just doing like the rhythm in the night.

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Speaker 1: The last three days of the week, we fall into

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Speaker 1: nights and then you're working. You're going to work at today.

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Speaker 1: I go in at like three, we have a scene.

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Speaker 1: We'll shoot that scene, then the sundlset and then we'll

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Speaker 1: do nights for the rest of the night. Right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the craziest part about the shooting nights, especially if

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Speaker 1: you're slipping into it. Monday's you start work at seven am,

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Speaker 1: and then Fridays you start work at three pm. Right,

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Speaker 1: that's the inside Hollywood that people want from the podcast.

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Speaker 1: They want to know the inside. How are sleep patterns?

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Speaker 1: Everybody that's listened to us in Philly wants to know

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Speaker 1: the sleep patterns. This is when I nine. This is

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Speaker 1: when I wake Wake. One of the weirdest nights I

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Speaker 1: ever did on a shoot was for this movie I

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Speaker 1: did called Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, and basically

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Speaker 1: like I got there around I want to say, like

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Speaker 1: part of the very first um see of the movie.

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Speaker 1: But so I shot for like three hours. Then I

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Speaker 1: went into the makeup chair for like three hours. And

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Speaker 1: by the time I got out, you know, it's like

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Speaker 1: most surreal experience. I I felt kind of like Daniel

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Speaker 1: it now, that's great, great, yeah, and you have you

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Speaker 1: Well I kind of look like a zombie now, don't I. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and we've lost that Adam's gone. We lost that him.

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Speaker 1: have to cut out early. We didn't realize it was um, well,

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Speaker 1: bye bye. And by the way, this is why I

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Speaker 1: hate him goodbye. It has nothing to do with him personally.

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Speaker 1: It's just his Internet connection that is just it causes

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Speaker 1: stream rage as it's the chunk. It's the chunk keep chalking.

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Speaker 1: Another thing about like the shooting nights thing that a

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Speaker 1: different version is when you're on set for a very

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Speaker 1: long time shooting night stuff and you're like in a

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Speaker 1: house that's built on a set and like it's dark

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Speaker 1: and they're like okay, so climbing the bed and like

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Speaker 1: they're lighting and everything. You get sleepy, you start to zonk.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about like when you're when you're shooting days,

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Speaker 1: but you're shooting nights, right, and then you go outside

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Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, it's one thirty in the afternoon.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was fucking one in the morning. It's

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Speaker 1: like a Vegas casino scenario. You're in a house. It's

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Speaker 1: like you're playing a house party. It happens to be

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Speaker 1: nine am in the morning, but you're playing it like

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Speaker 1: it's nine pm at night, and it's like what you

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Speaker 1: finally come out to go get a granola bar at

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Speaker 1: the snack table and you're like, uh, where the funk?

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Speaker 1: Am I? Right? Or they would like drop those black

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Speaker 1: cloths on the windows at the dude's house like on

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Speaker 1: work Hollocks and you would just forget Kyle, Is that

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Speaker 1: would that be duveatine or I don't know, Yes, good job, Okay,

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Speaker 1: yes that is du vatine. That's right, good job. This

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Speaker 1: is my cousin, du Vatine. Duine. Duvatine is what well,

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Speaker 1: how would you describe that? It's like this kind of

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Speaker 1: like a metal sheet of paper sort of has no

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Speaker 1: Duvatine is a very soft cloth that has a soft

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Speaker 1: side and hard side and it absorb absorbs light. Never

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Speaker 1: touched it. So this is how you know when Blake

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Speaker 1: would get on set, workers would have to move the

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Speaker 1: du vatine for him to walk through. Wouldn't well that

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Speaker 1: I immediately followed up kind of something smart where I

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Speaker 1: recalled something with a total stupid answer. Well what am

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Speaker 1: I thinking? Where it's like that metal paper you put

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Speaker 1: around lights, right, yeah, that's like tinfoil painted black that

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Speaker 1: has to be able to stand the heat. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: that's too shape the light. If you want to get

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Speaker 1: into grip class, I mean I'm ready. Should we just

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Speaker 1: go buy some black tinfoil? That'ship's cool? Hell yeah, cook

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Speaker 1: with tinfoil. I might wrap my wagon in that, just

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Speaker 1: murder it out. That could be kind of cool, like

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Speaker 1: the Matt Look, yes, Reynolds wrap. I'm down for that.

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Speaker 1: Just drive and see if it stays on that that

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Speaker 1: can't just there has to be a name for that.

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Speaker 1: I feel like with like on set, like the even

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Speaker 1: the smallest inventions are like patent. Like remember like the

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Speaker 1: whole thing about so when you're getting miked for uh

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Speaker 1: uh anything, you're getting your micro, getting your uh you

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Speaker 1: know it taped your chest or whatever, they have to

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Speaker 1: put the drop the wire down like your pants or

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Speaker 1: your shirt or whatever. There's literally this little metal thing

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Speaker 1: that they like, Yeah, thet the bullet, that's the trademark. Right,

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Speaker 1: it could be anything, and it's shaped like a bullet,

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Speaker 1: so it slides down your pants like easily. Because fashion

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Speaker 1: in the last ten years pants have gotten a lot tighter.

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Speaker 1: Uh So somebody invented it to kind of snake down

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Speaker 1: your pants like easier, and they patented it. But that's

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Speaker 1: the whole side hustle of being on a set, and

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Speaker 1: before that there was people sound guys were reaching up

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Speaker 1: Can how about this? How about this? I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to say what production this was on. He had a

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Speaker 1: twice a week he would be feeding the thing down

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Speaker 1: set and he would just brush your dick with like

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Speaker 1: So it would happen probably twice a week in a

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Speaker 1: way that you're like, there's no way this dude doesn't

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Speaker 1: know that that just happened, right, And I brought it

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Speaker 1: up to another guy on set and I'm like, yo,

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Speaker 1: have you ever and he was like it's crazy, And

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Speaker 1: I was like, do we say something? And then he

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Speaker 1: So you're saying he would touch your your genitalia with

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Speaker 1: it would be a gentle brush. There was more contact.

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Speaker 1: right now. It was occurring too often for it to

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Speaker 1: be a mistake. Yes, so is that now, let's let's

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Speaker 1: possibly doing this on purpose accident? Is that what you're thinking?

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Speaker 1: I think it was what did we say on Workaholics accidentally?

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Speaker 1: On Purpeters accident? Yeah, it was definitely because I brought

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Speaker 1: it up to the other home. I'm like I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I've never He's like, it's for sure. And then we

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Speaker 1: just for like weeks would talk about it like yeah,

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Speaker 1: this happened. Wow. So then you had confirmation and it

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Speaker 1: was like are we gonna get him fired? But we

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Speaker 1: just did. We were like, oh, man, like this this

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Speaker 1: little pervert. We're gonna get him fired over this, and

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Speaker 1: like maybe it is, maybe it is on purpose, maybe

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Speaker 1: it's not. I don't know, Adam, what do you think? Adam?

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Speaker 1: So this kind of turned into a little bit of

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Speaker 1: like you kind of dug it because it was a

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Speaker 1: bonding experience between you and your cast mate. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: guess I should write him and thank you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think like, if you're still friends with the cast mate,

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Speaker 1: you might want to, you know, let the sound guy

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Speaker 1: know that this sound girl that this this was them.

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Speaker 1: They did it. It was a guy, all right? Cool?

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Speaker 1: It was hot. It was hot. I mean, it was

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Speaker 1: just one of those moments where you're like, do I

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Speaker 1: bring this up, get this guy fired and save everyone

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Speaker 1: else from a cock brush? A two a week cockbrush? Well?

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Speaker 1: What was weird? And I don't know what said this

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Speaker 1: was is that Adam knew it was happening, and Adam

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Speaker 1: So that's that's on him right out of Adam. Adam

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Speaker 1: Laura Davis? Is that who was? And guys, if that's

421
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Speaker 1: the case, you deserve a wing. If that's the case.

422
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,719
Speaker 1: If its gist you guys, and there's and there's not

423
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks the biggest movie star in the world. He

424
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 1: isn't if he isn't actually from there, if he was

425
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 1: just born there, and then they stole the baby to

426
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 1: another city. They're like, he has got too much talent

427
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 1: in his veins. He cannot be raised here. And he

428
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: snatched him and took him to Oakland and the like

429
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 1: here you shall blossom. You and mc hammer and assuming

430
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: other other people together is one. Yeah, there's lots of

431
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 1: people from the Bay. And the wing that Adam is

432
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: talking about is a lemon pepper wing from from fucking Wingstop. Hello,

433
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: that's what we're talking about. Hey, And here's your wing.

434
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: The whole place ain't that big, so it's gonna have

435
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 1: to be something like that. You know, Conker Center is

436
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: not a museum, it is an office. And what's that

437
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 1: website again, that's www dot visit conquered c a dot com. Hey,

438
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 1: I think that's the real way and that that actually did. Yeah,

439
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 1: that seems real. That's great. Thanks. I'm hey, guys, I'm

440
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 1: waking up. I'm waking up. You know, our fans are

441
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: sitting here, they're listening. They're like, oh, man, Adam was

442
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,439
Speaker 1: gone for a while. They were floundering. Uh, yeah, and

443
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: then they were like, now they're giving us this fake

444
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 1: web site. It's not making a lot of sense. Natalie

445
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: Cogland straight out of conquer and I knew it. She's

446
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: a hundred flyer world record holder back in the early

447
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: two thousand'st to Natalie Coglin, Great Walls, Great Walls, Coglin Cockland.

448
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: How would you guys say that name Coughlin or Cogland.

449
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: Guys out there who knows swimming, it's Colin. I would

450
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 1: say that as Off would say that. But hey, because

451
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: it's a cough it's c o U g h l

452
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: I n Hey, Hey guys, rowdy gains pronounces a Coglin.

453
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 1: So guys, yeah, that's cool. Don't battle rowdy what I

454
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: mean the end, I'll be all rowdy games. So she's

455
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: got a wing for sure. All right, and hit us

456
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 1: with that website one more time, Blake, just for the fans,

457
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 1: the listeners. They they're out there. They wanted. Adam was

458
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: gone for a minute. He might have missed it a

459
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, you guys, if you want to check

460
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: out the Taco route we win on the official Conquered

461
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: Taco Trail, go on down to www. Dot visit conquered

462
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: c a dot com. Thank you, thank you for that. Adam,

463
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: you missed me. Talk about a sound guy in a

464
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 1: production who would just brush against my cock twice a week?

465
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: Have you ever had anybody like that on a production? Yeah?

466
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: Did this? Dude? Just did this? I used to have this. Uh.

467
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: He wasn't a sound guy, just a guy. You know.

468
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 1: He was a grip. But he would always come up

469
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 1: and then you got a grip alright, big it something? Yeah, no, honestly,

470
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 1: and he would always be like, hey, can I get

471
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: underneath you and then start sucking my cop right? Yeah,

472
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: and just pull it out and to start and this

473
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: is honest, you're being honest. What is my Hey, I

474
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: don't know you're looking at my face? This is on.

475
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 1: He would call it testing the microphone. He needs to

476
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: be kind of test the mic Can I get under you? Yeah?

477
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: He was like, I gotta grip something real quick. And

478
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, I guess, Hey, you're part

479
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: of the union. You have to do it. And then

480
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: he would just all right. And after that he was

481
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: the best boy. But to answer your question, I don't

482
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 1: think I've ever had anyone accidentally. Gray's no no, no,

483
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 1: this is my this is on purpose. Oh it was.

484
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: It was a real well it would happen like twice

485
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 1: a week where you're like that was on purpose for sure.

486
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 1: I never had anyone that I like truly worked with,

487
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: but doing those meeting Greeds after stand up shows, people

488
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 1: were wild. People would grab your dick, people would grab

489
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: your ass, people like legitimately, and there would be like

490
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: a solid fifi And that was just Adam Ray And

491
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: that was just my opening act, Adam Ray. Yeah, so yeah,

492
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 1: people people are wild, man. I couldn't imagine just working

493
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: with someone one thing that's even crazier because you're gonna

494
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: see them every day or another just you're out and

495
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: about and then someone just grabs your ass or you

496
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: go and you see like a famous like a celebrity

497
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: that you're a fan of, and then you just like

498
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: assault them. I mean, I loved it every time. But

499
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: that's just me and my personality. Other people probably wouldn't

500
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: perks of the job, right, Oh yeah, but those guys

501
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: only got one chance. They figured to themselves, they got

502
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: one chance to give a little graze, you know what

503
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 1: I mean. It's like they got they're gonna snap a selfie,

504
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: they're gonna maybe shake your hand and they're gonna maybe

505
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: Gray's You're you're we wee. You know, you grab my

506
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: wing bows the like the tight hug you get for

507
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 1: like a selfie with somebody and you're like, oh hey, okay, hi, Hi,

508
00:27:52,600 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: we're doing this. Hello, Hi, take a sip. Yeah, it's

509
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: that morning show that as E bowl is kicking in. Yeah,

510
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: do you have one of those? I freaking wish. I

511
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: love as E bowls. They're probably my favorite breakfast And

512
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: where the where the hell did those things come from?

513
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: They weren't around when I was a kid. Now there

514
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: everyone I want to talk to the publicist of because

515
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: they're doing great work. I love that Amazon Fruit let

516
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: me tell you or berry they really it's a berry

517
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: berries not fruits. Yeah, their fruit berries of fruit berries,

518
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: fruits and berries is a barrier of fruit berries fruit?

519
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: Oh we got our podcast title is a berry of fruit?

520
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: Be sure and tune into that A strawberries of fruit? Yeah,

521
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: a blueberries and fruit? What are you? Is a berry

522
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: of fruit? Did you know that the Kiwi is a berryer? No?

523
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: We're learning a lot. We're learning a lot about each other.

524
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: We don't know what fruits are don't know how to

525
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: tell time. I can't speak. Remember when you had your

526
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: first kiwi and it was like it was all furry

527
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: on the outside, so you're like, all right, what is this?

528
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: But then you get on that inside. That's pretty damn good,

529
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: inn't it? Wait? Dude, do you know that? Do you

530
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: eat that? I eat the skin on the kiwi? Did

531
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: you know that? How any you guys ever done that? Well? Laugh? Gross?

532
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: Why what? Yeah? Why do you eat the fur? Why

533
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: do you eat the fur of the skin? You know?

534
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: Because I got sick of cutting it? And then I

535
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: saw this p a in an assistant up in Canada

536
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: in Toronto. She was like, I just eat the whole thing.

537
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, what do it? And she did

538
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: it and I was like, and you're cool. Yeah. She

539
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: was like, watch, I'm gonna get Kyle to eat the

540
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: whole thing. I just have to eat it once I

541
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: eat the whole thing. Yeah, And I looked it up

542
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: and it's fine. He actually got a lot of them

543
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: fiber fine, but like the outside doesn't taste good. No,

544
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: it's awesome. You eat the rhine of a watermelon, It's

545
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: so dope because you snap right into it. You could

546
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: keep the hair on ribs. Hey, I want my ribs

547
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: the hair on, thank you, Barb. I eat the rhine

548
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: of a watermelon all that ship Why it's solous. It's

549
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: not delicious, Adam, the rhine of you. You're gonna go

550
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: on record saying the rhine the rhine of a watermelon rind.

551
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: I think it's rhynd. I know, but he said rhyme

552
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: wild stuff. However you say rhine or rhynd rhyme. Yeah,

553
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,959
Speaker 1: I eat. I eat the rind. But it's not delicious.

554
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: It's for sure not good to me. To me, I

555
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: like it to the bowl. No, I want to ask

556
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: you this question. Would you eat if someone had a

557
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: bowl of just the rind, you'd be like, oh, I'll

558
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: have that. That's delicious. I don't know if it depends

559
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: on if I was hungry or not. But he's hungry.

560
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: He's going, well, wait, hold on, let's say this. Let's

561
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: say this. You're in this scenario, Adam, you're hungry, Okay,

562
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: then yeah, how this now? Then? Absolutely so he's eating it.

563
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: Yeah that's fine right? Uh No, I mean, I guess

564
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: delicious is the wrong word. I'm sorry that through you

565
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: for a fucking loopter delicious and you got spun out

566
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: of control. It's a very specific word. It's not delicious. Well,

567
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: why don't you cry about it? I like it. I

568
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: like when I eat a watermelon and I get to

569
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: the end, I'm like, guess what, baby, I'm not stopping.

570
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: I like the crunchiness of it. I like that you

571
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: gotta chew it a little to the watermelon. I like, honestly, Adam,

572
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: I love that about you. I love that you eat everything.

573
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: He's the whole apple too. I know, I love it.

574
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: I think it's so fucking cool, dude. I think you're

575
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: so ahead of the curve on this, bro. And I'm like,

576
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: just I'm into you. I'm just a fucking garbage disposal

577
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: of a human, and uh I don't mind it, you know.

578
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: I think I started eating the core of the apple

579
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: like as a child, like as a bit, like as

580
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: a I'm a wild man, and then now I can't

581
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: And also like what do you do with it? Then

582
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: you have this piece of garbage with you and you're

583
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: out and about and I don't want to just like

584
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: throw it somewhere. So I was like, you know what,

585
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: I'll eat throw it anywhere. It is an apple, a

586
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 1: squirrel will come eat it, because that's what apple cores

587
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: are for squirrels. I throw my apple cores and I

588
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: hope that a tree pops up. Like every time I

589
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: finished apple, I throw the core and I pretend like

590
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm Johnny apple seed. Yeah, Adam, every time you eat it,

591
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: you're not planting a tree, no, because I what I

592
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: do is I always ship in my yard, the seeds

593
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: out there, always constantly science. I'm fine. I'm always sprinting

594
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: outside and shifting in our yard. What are you doing

595
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: over there? Oh, I'm planting a tree, asshole. I'm planting

596
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: a tree, sir. Do you have a problem with that?

597
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: It's called hu maneuver. I feel like Adam admitted that

598
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: eating that apple core started as a bit. To me,

599
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: it kind of feels like Kyle, you eating the skin

600
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: of the kiwi is also a similar thing where it's

601
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: kind of become like this thing you're proud to say

602
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: you do. It's a little off center. You're like, guys,

603
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: I actually eat the furry, disgusting part of a key.

604
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: That's how you introduce yourself. But it's not. It's not

605
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: furry or disgusting. It's just the shell of it, and

606
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: you just bite right into it. It's delicious. No one's

607
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: saying it's disgusting. It's just not good. And you don't

608
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: have to eat it preferred And I've used this word

609
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: before on this podcast to deaf ears, but it's purely utilitarian. Well,

610
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: I grab a keywi, run it underwater. I don't need

611
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: a knife. I just eat it. I don't need a knife.

612
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: You don't gotta cut anything. It's yeah, it's as far's

613
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: the kiwi. It's it's a keywi. You can use your thing.

614
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: It's not a knife. You don't need a knife for

615
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: a kiwi. Can tear a kiwi apart with your bare hands.

616
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: Blake is strong, yeah, but things there's just juice is

617
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: all down in the front of you. That sounds hot, Yeah,

618
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: that's that's not. Oh my god, you're you're missing on

619
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: some good stuff. The skin has good stuff. You need

620
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: to wash it, but the skin has good stuff. The

621
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: skin's got good Some skins got good stuff. You can't. Kyle.

622
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: I got an idea for the salad bar. Like, if

623
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: you're a company and you you've been thrown away the

624
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: rind and the skin, just send it to Kyle. Salad bar,

625
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: where the whole trough of it because there's good stuff

626
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: in it. Well, I never said I would eat a

627
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: bowl of the skin. Okay, good stuff in it. You

628
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: know what, though, if you fucking dehydrated the skin of

629
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: a key, come onto Carl's good stuff salad bar. If

630
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: you dehydrated the skin of a kiwi, I it would

631
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: be bomb as bomb as fun. I'm going to say,

632
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: I doubt it. Maybe if you salt it, well, you

633
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: know what, you know what, it's halted. You know what

634
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 1: I dehydrated the other day. That was off the charts.

635
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: Some more fucking mulberries. Bro, You guys look around with

636
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: the dehydrator anybody, uh you know, um, dehydrating takes a

637
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: very long time. Correct, It's like an eight hour process

638
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: or it's an overnight thing. Yeah. Yeah, So when you're

639
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: like shooting overnights, you can just watch it exactly you

640
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: put in your trailer. You could be dehydrating these kiwis,

641
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: these apples, anything. It's just then the last forever, you know,

642
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: or a year. Where are you getting your mulberries my neighbors.

643
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: My neighbor has a mulberry tree and they're just falling

644
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: on the ground and so sure you're not eating like

645
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: some kind of poison berry. Very positive. You say poison

646
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: or poison. I said poison, but perhaps it's it's coming

647
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: up with poison berry as if that's a good name.

648
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: That's a terrible name to call something a boison, Yeah,

649
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: because it sounds very close to poison that it's a

650
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: po he berry. I know I love boys and berries.

651
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: I know I love boys and berries. There's a boys

652
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: and berry pop that was originally like the home. He

653
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: trying to get his neighbors not to eat his berries.

654
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, they're poison berries. He's like, yeah, I've

655
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: been eating bro boys and berries wrong. When I was

656
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,959
Speaker 1: a kid, my neighbor had this tree with all these

657
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: little berries on my favorite things, boys and berries. I'm

658
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: into it. Can you hear us, Adam, I'm trying to

659
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: talk your motherfucker's won't shut the funk up. I just

660
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 1: heard trying to get into this conversation for the last

661
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: ten minutes. When he was a kid, I'm good, damn

662
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: we were because my man had a story about neighbors

663
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: and berries, and I'm trying to hear and I had

664
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: a really good neighbors and berry story. But I also

665
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: think he's told this story on the podcast. That's possible.

666
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: But then you tell motherfucker because he was like someone

667
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: was poisoning him or he was poisoning people. Oh, he

668
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: started jellies out of the okay, And I might have

669
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: told this story before. But my neighbor had a berry

670
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: tree and I plucked off all the berries and I

671
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: found out if you squished it, it made like a

672
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: gack situation. And I sold it to all my neighborhood

673
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: kids and everyone got really really sick. Right, No deaths, No,

674
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: someone died. No, I didn't go they all died. No,

675
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: and everyone in my neighborhood died. It was a masked death.

676
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: Hulu was doing a documentary on it. Now, Adam, what

677
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: would happen if they did die? Would you go to print?

678
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: Would you go to prison? If as a kid, how

679
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: old were you like eight? Nine? Yeah? It was like

680
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: a probably an interesting if you were eight years old

681
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: and poisoned like twelve kids by just making like a

682
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,959
Speaker 1: drink out of berries. Is that like involuntary manslaughter or what?

683
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, with that, I feel like you

684
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: would definitely get for sure get spankings. I feel like

685
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: I for sure like bare bottom you'd get some bare

686
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: bottom spankings from a judge, and they would in Iowa

687
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: that they would, uh, you'd be convicted with thirties spankings.

688
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: For sure. Similar and Conquered. It's a similar vibe. That's

689
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,359
Speaker 1: where I liked Conquered so much, because I'm like, oh,

690
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: I like this. I feel like you're gonna make some

691
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,479
Speaker 1: good friends here, some good lifelong friends here. And also

692
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: you can easily buy myth anywhere. That's the vibe that

693
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: I got from Conquered, that I also give from Waterloo, Waterloo.

694
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: My man is back, that's the That's the vibe I

695
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: get from where I grew up in Waterloo, Iowa. Is

696
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 1: the same vibe I got from Conquered. I'm like, gonna

697
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: there's some good people here, gonna make some great friends.

698
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: When I was growing up, I found it hard to

699
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: buy myth. Is that true? Do you get a similar vibe?

700
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: I do. I get a very similar vibe from where

701
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 1: I grew up until I moved to Omaha, which Omaha

702
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: has a little bit bigger of a city, so different vibe.

703
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: But where I grew up in Waterloo, very similar vibe

704
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: to conquered, and even I would say even the suburbs

705
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: of where I grew up in in Omaha was a

706
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: similar fuck. You know, a lot of uh oh, here

707
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: we go, like chain restaurants and uh cool die bars

708
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: and suburban kids. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, and readily

709
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: available meth and fetamines. That's the part that I'm gonna

710
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: have to stop on that one. Did you find a

711
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: meth dealer while you were at our childhood hometown? Yeah, no, dude.

712
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: I just remember being in that one shitty die bar

713
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: that we're all in, and I'm like, oh, I bet

714
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: you came up here for Thanksgiving. You were just jones

715
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: in for meth and you couldn't find it. You were

716
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: up here for like three or four days, and we

717
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 1: were drunk the whole time. I'll say right now, I've

718
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: never done meth, but if you guys all want to

719
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: do meth, I'll do method you guys, if we do

720
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: it on the pod, I'll do it. But we have

721
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: to do it together. It's just the fastest podcast of

722
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: all time. We're just dead sprinting through. We thought we

723
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: did an hour. It was fifteen minutes. We're all sweating. Yeah,

724
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: I think we're done. I think we're done here. We

725
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: should only we should do meth and then do all

726
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: of advertisements that would actually cool, that would probably push

727
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: some product off the rails. Yeah, man, push some prod.

728
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: Does that assessment of your guys hometown ring true besides

729
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: the math, well yeah, I mean it's suburban, it definitely is.

730
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: It's about forty five minutes outside of a city. There's

731
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: no real you have to Yeah, it's it's it's out there.

732
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: It's a lot of chain restaurants for sure. I mean

733
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: it felt when I went to Omaha to to corroborate

734
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 1: Adam's story. When I went to Omaha, I did feel

735
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: like similar vibes. Like I was like, oh, this feels similar,

736
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: except in Omaha everything is way more spread out and conquered.

737
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,720
Speaker 1: It's it's a little bit closer, right, Yeah, I guess

738
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: a lot of Like the difference when you get into

739
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: places in different suburbs is like it boils down to

740
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: like your your weather patterns and stuff. Like Omaha feels

741
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: like their places are built for snow and stuff and

742
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: like being indoors, whereas like Conquered still has that California

743
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: vibe of like outdoors, eating and all that and tacos,

744
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: good Mexican food and a lot of a lot of

745
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: great places to catch some shade, do some math, just

746
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:17,439
Speaker 1: chill not catching shade. Do they have like good meth

747
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: labs kind of thing? But yeah, it felt like there

748
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: is like Internet cafes, but there's just math there too. Yeah,

749
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: and it's really cool. And I'm feeling like the City

750
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: of Conquered will definitely be asking me back to promote

751
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: and the visitors center as soon as they find out

752
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: that I've been pushing that it's a hub for math. Hey,

753
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 1: you're not pushing it. I'm the one that pushing. Here's

754
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: what I'll say. Those tacos are really addictive and very delicious.

755
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't no longer welcome and dot go to Conquers. Hey, guys,

756
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 1: guess what I was given a day in Omaha Brawska.

757
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: There is an Adam divine day. Uh. It was crazy actually,

758
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: And I'll say that Omaha had a real meth problem. Sure,

759
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 1: I mean they really do. I think out here and conquered,

760
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: it might be more. It might be more opioids out

761
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: here and Conquered. You know, oh first shut later on,

762
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: But when we were in high school, conquered was riddled

763
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: with math. You could just tell, you could just tell,

764
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: but like how what do you mean? You could tell

765
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: like places were blowing up or like people were on

766
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: the streets with no teeth or what. Yeah, some bad tea,

767
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:26,959
Speaker 1: some jittery folks. So uh yeah and it was bad man. Yeah,

768
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: well I will say that. Um, I would love to

769
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: explore what what exactly it means to have like an

770
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: Adam Divine Day? Do you get to pick like what happens,

771
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: like what the celebration is, Like what does that? What

772
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: does it mean? What does it mean? It was when

773
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 1: I did my special at the Orpheum, which is our

774
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 1: big theater downtown. Uh and you know, shot my Netflix

775
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: special there, the mayor came and gave me a day,

776
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: which was really really cool. So it it just means

777
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: like on whatever official calendar you buy, it says this

778
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: is Adam Divine Day. Is it I get? I mean,

779
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: I guess I don't even know if they're printing my name?

780
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: Is it? It's not on the calendar. You get a

781
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: wing at the visitor center. I mean, I think it's

782
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: just like give fake days to two people. I don't

783
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: think it matters at all. And they definitely don't celebrate

784
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: it in any way. But you know, it was really

785
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: cool and it was cool for my parents. They thought

786
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,959
Speaker 1: that was really cool things. Do you still go back

787
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: on your day and let everyone know as you walk

788
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 1: past them, like, it's my day. It's just me drunk

789
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: out of argon, it's my day. And they're like, what, right,

790
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: it's my day. They're like, oh, yeah, you're in modern

791
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: family or something, right, Yeah, it's my day. I have

792
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: a day. Yeah, prove it? Is it in a calendar?

793
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: Prove it? And then it's me going, you got a

794
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: new math? And then absolutely everybody's like, yeah, obviously a

795
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: parade starts like a like a York music video. That's tight.

796
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: That's still one day a year where it's you can

797
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: do your drugs out in the open doors. Did Evanston

798
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: or Chicago in general have a big math problem. I

799
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: feel like meth has died off, but definitely in the

800
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: early two thousand's it was a real gnarly situation with

801
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 1: with the meth and fetamans, at least in my part

802
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: of the Midwest. I know it was. I don't I'm sure, yeah, yeah,

803
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: this is good. It's a good question. I bet there

804
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: was a meth spike just because there was a popularity

805
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 1: with meth in the two thousands. But I don't think

806
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: there was a meth problem in Chicago. I think crack

807
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: was already there in Evanston. I don't I don't know

808
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: about meth and Evanston. It's just not their wave. They

809
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 1: don't serve that. Hey, but you know what, anybody out

810
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: there from Evanston who did meth? Uh d m me.

811
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it on the next pod for Schil.

812
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 1: We had a meth lab across the street from our house.

813
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: You guys have been in my house. It's a totally

814
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: normal suburban home and like just the most regular ass

815
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: suburban house. And then right across the street, uh Me

816
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: and I think it was my buddy Zach. We were

817
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: uh it was our senior year, and we got off

818
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 1: for a period in the middle of the day. We

819
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: had like a period off during lunchtime. So we went

820
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: to my house to smoke the weed and chill. And

821
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: we're sitting there and all of a sudden, we see

822
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 1: like d e a in like full riot gear march

823
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: up my sidewalk and I'm like, oh shit, how much

824
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: weed do we have? Wow, they're really bringing out all

825
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 1: the guns for our fifteen dollars with a weed and

826
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: they throw a battering ram through my neighbors who's like

827
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: across the street. But I could see into their backyard

828
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: through their back door, and they came in through the

829
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 1: front door. And I guess there's a full on fucking

830
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: meth lab that these people had in their basement, like

831
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: a full lab breaking bad stuff. Yes, you know, meth

832
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: must be fucking good. So maybe that's why I think,

833
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: maybe that's where any place that reminds me of where

834
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: I grew up reminds me of meth. I was wondering,

835
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: what is meth? I've never done meth, but like, what

836
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: is it? Well? Why are we asking dirs? Isn't done? Man? Well? Well,

837
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: because I just feel like talking on my buddy dirts.

838
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: What do you want? What's up? Dude? You know it's

839
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: it's for sure a bunch of stuff with other things

840
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 1: and uh, but I don't know what it is. It's chemicals.

841
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: I mean, people were You're asking the wrong guy. They

842
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: were making baking soda with like um uh, like over

843
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: the counter fucking night quill and ship. No, I know

844
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: they make this ship in the bathtubs, like because you

845
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: and sometimes they put carpet in men like yeah, it's

846
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: like a lot of chems. And then they put like

847
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: even carpet in it, because I remember somebody saying, is

848
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: it that good carpet and meth? And why do you

849
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: think they put carpet in it? And be sure it

850
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: slide in our d m s about the carpet. I'm

851
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: sure it has to have something to do with like

852
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: what's ceiling the bottom of the carpet and you put

853
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: that in the bathtub and then it like dissolves. Um,

854
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: you're sure. Yeah, yeah, he's sure. He's sure about that.

855
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: I'm sure it has to do with the bottom of

856
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: the I'm sure that that's like the best. Uh, that's

857
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: the best I could come up with. Okay, Like it

858
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: must be good though, man if people are buying like

859
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: this and getting hooked like fun, oh yeah that crazy? Yeah. Yeah. Well.

860
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: The thing is is, like meth, you don't want to

861
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: do any drugs that you that immediately you go from

862
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: being a handsome looking person or a beautiful looking person

863
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: to the ugliest, most foul looking and then it goes

864
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: so quick like that's why it seems like cocaine's the

865
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: best drug because in those mug shots where they take

866
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: like the person, the person gets arrested every fucking year

867
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: for ten years straight, and then they're like, it's always

868
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: like four years in that person looks hotest. Fuck, they're

869
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: like their hottest that they've ever been three or four

870
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: years into their super addiction. And then it fully goes

871
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: off the rails. So there's been a few of those like, um,

872
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: what would you call like chronological mug shot type things.

873
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: And then you know, I don't want to shout anyone

874
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: out because most of those people have died already. Sure, sure,

875
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: but we were trying to date you at at at

876
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 1: stage four, that's when is really hit. And then it

877
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: starts to really drop on. You know, I feel like, no, math,

878
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 1: I think you're pretty ugly, Like right away, first stop

879
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: right it feels like you fall right off the edge

880
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: of the cliff. But if you were fat, you lose

881
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: that fat, you get crim you have a moment, you

882
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: for sure have that meth moment. But then you start

883
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: to get the sores and the face hats, and you

884
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: get the sores and thing and you know, it says

885
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: Mr Ice on your forehead and it's like, what is

886
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: good season? That's the automatic tattoo. It says property of

887
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 1: Mr Ice. What does her tattoo say? It says Mr Ice?

888
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: It says property of Mr Ice. Yeah, I just do

889
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: always remember any time you would drive through, like on

890
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: the way to Vegas or maybe it was even in Conquered,

891
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 1: there'd be those posters that said I lost me to meth.

892
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: It's like people are losing themselves. One of our greatest

893
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: sentences ever. Yeah, it's whoever the ad wizard for that was?

894
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: It just lost me as opposed to like I lost myself.

895
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: This kid that I knew in high school that he

896
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: is that chromatically correct. He was like a star basketball

897
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: player and he was like a stud. But he was

898
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: like I'm a senior and this kid's a freshman. And

899
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: he was like, uh, you know, Adam, can I get

900
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: a ride home from school? And I'm like, no, I

901
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: don't want to. I'm not gonna take you home from

902
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: school freshman. You're he's a freshman. He is a freshman. Yeah,

903
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm like coping, no, dude, And he's

904
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 1: like I'll smoke wo with you, and I'm like get in, buddy,

905
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: And then he hops Sam, we're smoking weed together. I'm

906
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: gonna drop him off at his house and he goes,

907
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: as were smoking weed, he goes, hey, dude, have you

908
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 1: ever smoked weed with a balmbing fluid in it? And

909
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, what, like what they pumped dead bodies with?

910
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: What is that? For mel behind? Not this down ebalming fluid.

911
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: It's what they fill a dead body, embalming, embalming, embalming,

912
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: embalming fluid. And that's different than for me behind. I

913
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. Question marks a great question, great question,

914
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: no way to tell. And uh so I was like,

915
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: oh fun, No, dude, that sounds insane. He's like, actually

916
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: is pretty good, but yeah, okay, and I'm like that's weird.

917
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: It's actually really tasty. And then as we're driving, he goes,

918
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,959
Speaker 1: would you mind giving me some cigarettes? I'm like, funk,

919
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: all right? So I pull over to the gas station

920
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: gonna go buy this kid's cigarettes. I go inside. All

921
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: of a sudden, it's like and I'm fully fucked up

922
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 1: on embalming fluid. However you say it, and I'm sucking

923
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: balming dude. Uh yeah. And it was like the worst

924
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: weirdest trip that I've ever had. And I dropped this kid,

925
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: and then I had to go to work and try

926
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: to uh sell steak. I think you skipped a beat

927
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 1: in there, like you realize that you had just smoked it. Yeah, right,

928
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: and then and it wasn't until I didn't realize. In

929
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: that moment, I was just like, oh, am, I the

930
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: highest I've ever been, Like I took four hits of weed.

931
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm in high school, Like I'm not

932
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: sure how things affect me in the same way that

933
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 1: now I would probably know right away. But back then

934
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, this weed must be mad good.

935
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: And then I am at work and I'm like, no,

936
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: something's not right. I'm fully fucked up, Like, and what

937
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: was work? What's worked for you? At this point, I

938
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: was selling steaks, steaks, not like working with scissors or something. No,

939
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: no scissor work. And then but then that kid ended up.

940
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: Obviously he was a little drug drug kid. He lost

941
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: him to math and he was like a star basketball

942
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: player as a freshman. He had a you know, it

943
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: seemed like a good at least a good high school

944
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: life ahead of him. So flew it. Man, that's a bummer.

945
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: Addiction can take him. Addiction can take you. It can

946
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: take you all the way down to the grave. And guys,

947
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: the moral of the story is just don't do drugs

948
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 1: and ass you can handle your ship. Unless you can

949
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: handle your ship, that's right. And if you can handle

950
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: your and there's only one way to find out if

951
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: you can handle your ship, you gotta try a game.

952
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: Try it. Yeah, you just gotta get out of the

953
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: hole before you can't all right, that's what it is.

954
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: So try try every drug. But then just if you

955
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: can't handle your ship, you gotta get out and handle

956
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 1: your ship. Get out of the hole before you can't

957
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: climb it. I think that's why I've never done hard

958
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: fucking drugs, because I'm like, I can't handle that ship, can't. Yeah,

959
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: it's that. That's absolutely why I never did heroin or

960
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: fucking acid, because I'm like, I think I would break,

961
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: I would go deep into the heroin world. Yeah, you

962
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: got heroin written all over. I loved opioids. Yeah you're

963
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: my heroin girl. I love opioids. I love that feeling.

964
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,359
Speaker 1: So I'm like, that's what that's all it is. Man.

965
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,720
Speaker 1: But you're throwing a needle in your arm and I'm like, also,

966
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: I don't really dig needles. You could smoke black tar

967
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: heroin though, right, yeah, but we do that. It's not

968
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 1: the same, guys. I would never ever do that unless

969
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 1: we do it on the podcast together. I like that.

970
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: I would never We should get a wheel, like a

971
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: wheel of fortune that has all the drugs listed and

972
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: just spin it and do it together. We're not I

973
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: was at the p g A tournament this past weekend

974
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: and I saw Phil Nicholson be the oldest player to

975
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: win a major. And I don't know anything about golf,

976
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: but I was invited. It was super cool. We went

977
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,439
Speaker 1: ended up getting pretty drunk. It was a fun time.

978
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: But this dude comes up to me and he's like, uh,

979
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess just because we're so open and

980
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: honest about drugs and you know, we had workaholics that

981
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: people feel comfortable being this way to you. But I

982
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: meet his mom and his mom is like, uh, we're

983
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: in this like hospitality ten. It's super fancy. It's Mercedes Benz,

984
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: you know, and so it's all fancy and uh, and

985
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: she's just like talk to me. He comes obviously, she's like, oh,

986
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: this is my son. And you could tell that these

987
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,439
Speaker 1: people are very well off and good hair, good hair,

988
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,760
Speaker 1: and uh and this kid, who's like probably about our age,

989
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: was like, yo, bro, I know it doesn't snow often

990
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 1: in Charleston, but I can make it snow whenever you want.

991
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: His mom is right next to me, and then he

992
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: touches his nose like this and says, you know what

993
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: I mean, And I'm like, yeah, man, I think I

994
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: know what you mean. I'm good. He goes, no, seriously, bro.

995
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: His mom's meanwhile standing right next to me like patting

996
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: my back, being like nice to meet you, yeah, and

997
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: then he and then he goes, uh, well, I can

998
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: get you anything, dude. Anything. I'm like okay, and he goes, well,

999
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: i'd actually have a hard time getting you heroin right now,

1000
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: but anything besides that. And I'm like it all. I'm like,

1001
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy was speaking in code until he

1002
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: just drops the H bomb in front of his fucking mother.

1003
00:53:54,760 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, a cool word for heroine. I had a baby.

1004
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,959
Speaker 1: Do you think that this guy, this guy's mom does

1005
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: coke with him? Yet? Maybe they're I mean, they're they

1006
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: they for sure. We're very very rich people. And it

1007
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: seems like like there was no cocaine in my high

1008
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: school because no one could afford cocaine, you know what

1009
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: I mean. They're like, no one in my high school

1010
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: did cocaine. Yeah, neither here. But then I talked to

1011
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 1: other people that grew up in like Newport Beach or

1012
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: Laguna Beach that had like rich families, and they were like,

1013
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 1: oh yeah, cocaine was all over my high school, and like, yeah,

1014
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: it makes sense. Yeah, it's like an elite it's an

1015
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 1: elite drug. It's like, you know, you have a bunch

1016
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: of money rules, some rules don't really apply to you

1017
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: because you can buy your way out. So that ideology

1018
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: can translate into like, well, cocaine is only illegal because

1019
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 1: somebody else says it. But you know, it's a party drug.

1020
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 1: In my family, it's a party gift. Nobody are highest.

1021
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure some people did it. But up

1022
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: the road there was like the Catholic high school that

1023
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,959
Speaker 1: was like in a richer suburb, and if you kicked

1024
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: it with those dudes, there was cocaine out for sure.

1025
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 1: And they were like, Okay, it's a different speed up here, bro, scary.

1026
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: Everyone's talking fast. Yeah, everyone's starting businesses. It was really

1027
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: not a thing in our high school. I feel like

1028
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: there was maybe a rumor of a guy who did it,

1029
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: and it was like stay away from him. Yeah. It

1030
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 1: was like the football team, the football the entire football

1031
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: team and are usually like they all dogged out Sarah

1032
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 1: whatever in the shower together. Yeah, they all jizzed in

1033
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: a cookie and ate it biscuit, got play soggy biscuits.

1034
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: You guys had a cocaine football team. Yeah, well that's

1035
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: what I remember. How fast were they were? They the fastest? Dude?

1036
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: We beat day Lassal that year. No, you didn't true,

1037
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: Like in like junior, our senior year when I started

1038
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: going to parties with height with footballers, where I was

1039
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 1: like and it was kind of out of my leag like,

1040
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm not a sports guy. I'm not a jock or

1041
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: anything like that. But we said that to them. Alright, guys,

1042
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm not a sports guy. Really a sport jo. I

1043
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: like what you do. But I think you're an athlete, Kyle.

1044
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: That's the word. I've heard those baseball rumors. You were

1045
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: an ex gamer is what you were, brother, Yeah, yeah,

1046
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: I was extreme sports, that's right. So that's right. The

1047
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 1: Tony Hawk soundtrack just plays anytime you walk into the room. Yeah,

1048
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: and so what was the conversation with these football dudes

1049
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: when you said you weren't a sports guy? Where to

1050
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: go from there? Well, they were like, okay, piece, piece,

1051
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: you don't like football. I guess we don't like you, then, piece,

1052
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 1: We're going to Tom Hanks house to do cocaine to

1053
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: eat trinal glands. We're gonna go eat some glands and

1054
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: do some rails. Go along. Hey, why don't you were like,

1055
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm not a sports dudent? They go all right, cool,

1056
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: why don't you go long? Yeah, like real long? Might go?

1057
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,280
Speaker 1: I run all the way home like forever. Guys. Update,

1058
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm shooting the Cardinal. I got so

1059
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: much blowback. And it's illegal. We found yeah, we found

1060
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: out it's illegal. It's like, fully go, they're like a

1061
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: protected birds. By the way, that's fucked up. They shouldn't be.

1062
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 1: They're everywhere and their nuisances. But stop, but no, I'm

1063
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 1: talking now, I have something. I'm talking. Oh wait, when

1064
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 1: I'm done, you're done, I have something really good to

1065
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: say to about Okay, go ahead. And then I was

1066
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: getting all kinds of people that are like, oh, dude,

1067
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: that those are angels, and I don't really believe in

1068
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: angels necessarily, but everyone, like a ton of people are like,

1069
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: oh cardinals are like when angel is what I was

1070
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: gonna say to you, dude, Well, that's why you gotta

1071
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 1: just let me finish so I can complete my thoughts.

1072
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: And my dad is going through all his ship right now.

1073
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: So I'm like, well, on the off chance that this

1074
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: is real, I don't want to just be murdering possible

1075
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: my family who's like coming around and also my family

1076
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: they're wild. You know, they drank a lot of gin

1077
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: and vodka. They might be fucking drunk birds and hitting

1078
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: themselves in the mirror. Yes. This is the setup to

1079
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: this is that when a cardinal visits you, there is

1080
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: some lore from I've didn't research which culture or where

1081
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: it comes from, but the war is that that is uh,

1082
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 1: a deceased family member or friend coming to visit you,

1083
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: and they're I guess what they're coming, and they're shipping

1084
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: all over my stuff. They're I mean, they're a shitty

1085
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: house guests. They need to use the bathroom. They still

1086
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: need to use the bathroom. Unless that comes from a

1087
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 1: Native American Indian, I'm not buying that ship. I don't.

1088
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: I think that's where it's rooted. I I would think

1089
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: that that normally a lot of the animal spirits and

1090
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: what they mean come from Native American war or a

1091
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: meth head or is this something a meth head came

1092
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: up with? Bro I heard a cardinals your like dead,

1093
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: grandma come and say what's up? Also, my grandmother's favorite

1094
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: bird was cardinals. Dude, Jesus Christ. And even my dad

1095
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: was like, that could be grandma. And I'm like, fun,

1096
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: who said that was it could be grandma? My dad?

1097
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: He was just joking. But I'm like, I don't know.

1098
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna murder these cardinals. This is reality

1099
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: shrouded in jokes. Is what's going on right now? I'm

1100
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: very bumped. I wanted to murder them. So what's the solution?

1101
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: I was saying, maybe you could put lunch bags over

1102
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: your mirrors. Yeah no, I guess I gotta gotta go

1103
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: buy lunch bags now. Well, you can Amazon prime that ship,

1104
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 1: not an ad Hey, you know somebody else also said

1105
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: return the red truck, get a different color. I don't

1106
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: have a red truck anymore. I already got a new truck.

1107
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: It's not the truck. It's not it's actually not even

1108
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: the mirror. It's just somebody's somebody's. Adam's grandma is coming

1109
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: to visit him, and he wanted to shoot her. And

1110
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: she's being fucking horrible. R Vella. She's testing you, dude,

1111
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 1: She's testing you. Bro. She always was our Veila was

1112
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: pretty dope. But no was she though? Well hey, well

1113
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: and the afterlife she's proven that she wasn't. She was

1114
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: on the party bus. She's just testing you, man, Like,

1115
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 1: come on, I think you were also just too young

1116
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 1: to remember that. She was just a pile of ship

1117
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: and she was. She would always shoot on things, and

1118
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 1: she would peck it mirrors. He was constantly pecking. Just

1119
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: don't remember it because you were young. Well, I'm glad

1120
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: you decided not to murder the cardinal. I think that's

1121
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 1: the right decision. I will say, uh, if it is

1122
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: my grandma, Vella, there was a cardinal that flew She

1123
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: had she loved cardinals, and there was a cardinal like

1124
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: bird like a little ceramic bird feeder that she had

1125
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: hung above her sink, and this cardinal flew directly into

1126
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 1: the mirror, thinking that it was an actual bird feeder. Uh,

1127
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,439
Speaker 1: into the window. Sorry, and it smashed the window, fell

1128
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: to the ground. We put it in a box, brought

1129
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 1: it inside, and We're like, oh my god, this bird'stead.

1130
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to bury it. And I'm a little kid.

1131
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, this bird comes alive and is

1132
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: flying all over her house. And immediately my grandma went

1133
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: from like, we have to protect this bird, we have

1134
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 1: to bury it on this is horrible that it died

1135
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 1: to get it, gill the bird, kill that, get a band,

1136
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: get anything. And then she took a broom and just

1137
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: fucking bury Bond style, slammed that thing, just baseball bat style,

1138
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: and murdered this bird. So so it could be are

1139
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: Vella taking that bird's soul. Yeah, man, yeah, that sounds

1140
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 1: more likely. I see where you get it from. Now

1141
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: an he takebacks apologies or yeah, hey I'm sorry. I

1142
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: uh I judged you. But that's last part sounded real,

1143
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 1: so I apologize. Hey, no problem. I'd like to apologize

1144
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 1: to Mr Tom Hanks Um sorry for all the misinformation

1145
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm spreading. Appears you were born and conquered, and anybody

1146
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: else who would like to visit conquered go ahead to www.

1147
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: Dot visit, conquered c a dot com, conquered beautiful City,

1148
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: thank you. You know what somebody told me? And I

1149
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 1: still don't know how we're pronouncing the the man of Tesla.

1150
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: How are you pronouncing his first name? Okay, so two

1151
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: different versions after you guys fucking jumped down my throat

1152
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: when you said at Blake said what you said, and

1153
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: I said what I say? So it's Alan Alan Musk.

1154
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: I like the way Durst said it. I never had

1155
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 1: heard of that way before, but now I say Alan,

1156
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 1: I like it much better. Well, I think I said,

1157
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 1: I was like, well, he's from South afric I think

1158
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: it's that it's Hebrew. It's a Hebrew name. So I'm

1159
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: sorry I jumped the gun on that one. Very good Hebrew, Hebrew,

1160
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: very good, very good, good, good, good good. I'd like

1161
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: to compliment Adam. I'd like to compliment you because as

1162
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: much as it's a hot button thing with me killing

1163
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 1: these birds, I would really like to compliment you in

1164
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: not doing it. I think that's fantastic. I don't think

1165
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: you should be murdering animals just because they're a nuisance,

1166
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: unless they're rats. Okay, it's not good for the podcasts.

1167
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: But it's it's good for the planet, and thanks for

1168
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: battling through all your technical issues. We're glad to have it.

1169
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 1: He's gone, by the way, we lost gone. You know.

1170
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,880
Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm here. I'm really soaking this in. I

1171
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 1: don't I don't get a lot of compliments on the

1172
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: on on the very end of the podcast, I was

1173
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: really soaking that one, and that that really made me

1174
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: feel good. Yeah, man, I disagree with you. I do

1175
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 1: want to murder this bird, absolutely, but I don't want

1176
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 1: to um. Well, no, but I said this, I clear

1177
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: fight this last year. It's okay, you know, and on

1178
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: the off chance said some of that hocus pocus soul

1179
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 1: type stuff is real. Hey, you know, what what am I?

1180
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: What am I doing? You know, if you have other

1181
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: animals that you would like to murder, like, it's okay

1182
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 1: to talk about it. That's okay, as long as you

1183
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 1: don't take action. I'm happy for you to air it.

1184
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: I really only want to murder the animals that are

1185
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: shipping and pissing and pecking my mirror plane. Yeah, yeah, complain,

1186
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: just don't pull the trigger, all right. What are you

1187
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 1: gonna do with the baby gun or the pelt? Gun.

1188
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: You got just funk around the backyard and stuff and

1189
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: maybe accidentally accidentally shoot something. Yeah, I think I'll shoot

1190
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: some cans, uh for a while, and then give it

1191
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 1: to a child and say, hey, this is a telescope

1192
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: to see you pull this button. Well, when I was

1193
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 1: a kid, I mean in South Carolina feels like the

1194
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 1: type of place that little kids have baby guns. Said,

1195
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, I had a times and

1196
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: baby guns. Dude, So I was I was a baby

1197
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: gun boy. So we can play air soft when you

1198
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,959
Speaker 1: get back. We could play air soft in California. That'd

1199
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: be dope. I'm done up and conquered and what not.

1200
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: Do the meth up there come? No, that's half the fun. Well,

1201
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: that's half the fun. You got to do the meth

1202
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 1: and then you're real good at air soft. For your

1203
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: teeth are just falling out as you're diving behind obstacles. Uh.

1204
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 1: I would like to take back and apologize to Blake

1205
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: and Kyle about saying that Conquered has meth. They for

1206
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 1: sure do. For sure, it was a problem, without a doubt.

1207
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 1: You didn't just say that Conquered has w did you.

1208
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 1: You're taking it back? No, I know I'm apologizeing to

1209
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 1: them because I didn't hear when I was gone. I

1210
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: think you explained that you were part of some sort

1211
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: of your part of the Conquered dot com welcome center

1212
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: thing you somehow went you did a thing, yes, but yes,

1213
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: is that right? Okay? So so I just thought you

1214
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: found out that there is a welcome center and you're like, hey,

1215
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 1: let's shut him out, in which case, yeah, you know,

1216
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 1: let's shut him out, but also let's talk about the

1217
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 1: horrific meth problem. I didn't know that. It's not that.

1218
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 1: Are you taking that back or are you just spreading it?

1219
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're gas lighting. I think you're gas

1220
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 1: lighting Conquered. No, hang on, I wouldn't have done that

1221
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 1: if I would have known that you were part of it.

1222
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 1: So I apologize to you for doing that. And I

1223
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't have done that. If I would have known, and

1224
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: I finally put that that together, you would have swept

1225
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: it under the rug. Okay. So I don't mean to

1226
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: just drag this one out, but like you do know

1227
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: you do know that now, and you just said it

1228
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 1: again because I do believe that in my heart. But

1229
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 1: I would like to apologize for going as uh as

1230
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: deep in as I did do. Is this an epics lamb?

1231
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: This is this is wild? It does feel like an

1232
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: epic slam shrouded in an apology. Hey are you shrouding? Hey? Guys,

1233
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,440
Speaker 1: you guys, I like conquered a lot. It reminds me

1234
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 1: of where I grew up, and I really like it

1235
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm just saying it conquered rocks. As in

1236
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 1: any other town in America, they have a meth problem,

1237
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: without a doubt, not Evan Evanston for sure does. Yeah.

1238
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: I do believe it is a larger city for recovery

1239
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 1: and has more of a coke problem. You can you

1240
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 1: can tell, Oh, really, there's nothing of that, guys. There's

1241
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: addiction problems everywhere on the plane. All right. This speaks

1242
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: to a bigger humanitarians. Really, thank you, Kyle. That's exactly

1243
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,000
Speaker 1: what I was trying to say. And this speaks to

1244
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 1: a bigger human issue that we all think that we

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Speaker 1: need to go to our little friends the drugs, rather

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Speaker 1: than hanging out with our real friends, the homies and friends,

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Speaker 1: little friends and friends button Blake friendship ship, friendship alright,

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Speaker 1: and is that for Mortal Kombat? It is, Sir, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so again, I'd also like to compliment us from minute

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Speaker 1: twenty six to thirty six. I feel like those were

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Speaker 1: the hottest parts of this particular podcast. Are you taking tabs?

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Speaker 1: What do we have? Well? Why? Just because that's where

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Speaker 1: my internet was worked and we're talking about fruit. That

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Speaker 1: was where we were. Really we weren't floundering the rest

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Speaker 1: of the podcast. I felt like we were floundering, and

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Speaker 1: I apologized, But thirty six hot ten minutes just uh,

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Speaker 1: maybe we put that on loop for this one. U Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who knows. Maybe it's just a ten minute podcast this episode.

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Speaker 1: We're not sure that's a cute. I mean, because we

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Speaker 1: usually talked for about five hours and gonna trim it

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Speaker 1: down to an hour. Yeah, yeah, that's true. We usually

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Speaker 1: he won't shut up. We'll sift through it. We should

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Speaker 1: be alright, guys, all right, that was another episode up

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Speaker 1: this this