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Speaker 1: So hey, guys, welcome to this episode. Can I say

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Speaker 1: it's my last episode? I mean it's When I say

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Speaker 1: last episode, I mean for now. We're gonna take a

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Speaker 1: little break after this, and then uh, we're gonna I

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Speaker 1: gotta go back on the road, so I don't really

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Speaker 1: have time at the moment. And then once things slow

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Speaker 1: down a little bit again, we'll we'll we'll, we'll reboot

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Speaker 1: and we'll restart. But this is the last episode for

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Speaker 1: a minute from culturally canceled with myself Russell Peters and today, Uh,

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Speaker 1: sitting beside me is a guy who I I don't

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Speaker 1: want to say I discovered him because he was already

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Speaker 1: he already existed, Um, but he was. He's on Instagram

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Speaker 1: and he does the celebrity home Uh it wasn't celebrity

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Speaker 1: home shopping, had celebrity home shopping reviews. And I discovered

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Speaker 1: him because he had reviewed the house that I bought

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Speaker 1: once and somebody sent it to me and I thought

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Speaker 1: it was hilarious the way he did it and his

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Speaker 1: dead pan nature, and I messaged him right away and said, Yo,

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Speaker 1: this is fucking hilarious and I loved it, and he

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Speaker 1: was very gracious and anyway, he's here today hanging out

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Speaker 1: with us. His name is Samir, and here is Samir.

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Speaker 1: He's right, Sameir. Hey, hey, happy to have me, Happy

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Speaker 1: to have me, my favorite ship in the world. He

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Speaker 1: was ex explain happy to have me for them, would

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Speaker 1: you please, Samir? Because um, I think it's hilarious And

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Speaker 1: even when I message you and I just message you

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Speaker 1: and I'll be like happy to have me. Yeah. Um.

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Speaker 1: So I was on kt l A a few times.

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Speaker 1: They've had me on to talk about celebrity homes and

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Speaker 1: one time, like when they were signing off or whatever,

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Speaker 1: the host was like, happy to have you on, and

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Speaker 1: I was like just like, I don't know what I

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Speaker 1: was thinking. I wasn't. I was like happy to have me,

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Speaker 1: and it kind of stuck like with me with It

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Speaker 1: was one of those moments where you think you're gonna

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Speaker 1: say I was happy to be here. Yeah. It's like

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Speaker 1: when you go to the gym and the person to

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Speaker 1: the gym somewhere. Yeah, well hypothetically, I've heard when you

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Speaker 1: go to the gym and you're the person is like

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Speaker 1: have a good workout, and you're like you too, but

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Speaker 1: they're not working out. Oh. It's like when you're getting

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Speaker 1: boarding a plane, have a safe flight, and you're like

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Speaker 1: you too. You're like, oh, you're not going anywhere. You're

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Speaker 1: the ground crew. Yeah, you're not on and you're not

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Speaker 1: part of it. So kind of a blunder, but stuck

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Speaker 1: with me, and you managed to flip it into a

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Speaker 1: into a very hilarious Have you made sure it's yet

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Speaker 1: I've made some merch. It's like, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: kind of made it myself. Not like it it's it's

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't really promote it. But I

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Speaker 1: think that's what's good about it is that even it

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Speaker 1: doesn't need to be slick, it's because you're not the

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Speaker 1: guy that does slick things. You're the guy that does

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Speaker 1: things in a real way. Yeah, it's a good idea. Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know to do it. You have a lot

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Speaker 1: of you know, like the people that follow you are

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Speaker 1: like they jones for your videos every day. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: the homies. We all each other h O M E

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Speaker 1: They're pretty good crowd. They they support me and basically

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Speaker 1: everything I do, and they supported me when I said

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Speaker 1: happy to have me. What do you do on Patreon

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Speaker 1: then no, the Patreon is only for people to pay

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Speaker 1: for my too, to help support me. But they pay

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Speaker 1: for my ice coffees every day. So every day I

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Speaker 1: have an iced coffee, and I might make a video

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Speaker 1: where I call myself a loser sometimes a winner. Um,

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Speaker 1: because I have to get an nice coffee every day.

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Speaker 1: What do you have in your ice coffee? Usually? Lately

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of a liar because I mean, originally it

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Speaker 1: was a four dollar ice coffee, and then it became five,

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Speaker 1: and now it's closer to six. But I don't want

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Speaker 1: to say a six dollar rice coffee. But I get

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Speaker 1: a shaking espresso. It's pretty good having it. Um, just

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Speaker 1: a little bit of milk, no sugar any really, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm weak. Wow. No, that's that's impressive. I would I

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Speaker 1: would need a little sugar in there. No, No, it's

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Speaker 1: oh and I get an extra shot, so it's five shots.

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Speaker 1: You don't shoot yourself right away when you have that.

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Speaker 1: It comes. Yeah, I show myself thinking about it. Just

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Speaker 1: it's part of the daily routine. Sure. Yeah, it definitely helps.

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Speaker 1: My body is like clockwork. Like I'll have my breakfast

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Speaker 1: real quick. PAULI knows this to be true too. Yeah, justecial.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the body loves routine, so it does. Yeah. Mine,

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Speaker 1: mine knows exactly when to go. So how do you do?

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Speaker 1: How when you travel? Are you in trouble? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's always a mess. It's never when you want it

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Speaker 1: to be. You know, sometimes you get backed up. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: you gotta ship like three in the morning, like what

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Speaker 1: is this? And do you have a biday here? I

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Speaker 1: have the Javanese toilet, yeah, but on the road you

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Speaker 1: don't have it? Well in the Middle East? Do you do?

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Speaker 1: When I do the Middle East? You get give the

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Speaker 1: I'll hop up. Which hotels have you done that at?

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Speaker 1: Not to use those and and put it this way,

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Speaker 1: race sink is not gonna help any of We're just

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Speaker 1: go to the shower or the tub or whatever. Shower

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Speaker 1: I what I do is just hang my ass over

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Speaker 1: the It's nasty, dude, after No, it's important. I mean

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Speaker 1: the good news is I never smell like ship. Yeah

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Speaker 1: I may smell like ship, but my ass when I

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Speaker 1: are not using their bidets. So you just wonder what weird.

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Speaker 1: It's so grows. I used to work at Abercrombie a

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Speaker 1: himself with like just on, like doubting himself with cologne.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't Abercrombie already smell like that, and it already does,

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Speaker 1: But he did that, and he was like, it's better

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Speaker 1: bit of poop. That's fair. That was good life advice.

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Speaker 1: That actually is a really good advice. Stuck with me

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Speaker 1: twenty years. Would have thought a manager at Abercrombie would

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Speaker 1: It was impactful. Where was this in Oklahoma? In Oklahoma?

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Speaker 1: That Abercrombie and Tulsa, Um, it was like a top

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Speaker 1: five or top ten Abercrombie, which makes sense in the country. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the Abercrombie. Or is it Abercrombie, Abercrombie, Abercrombie. I

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Speaker 1: think maybe Canadian it's Abercrombie. Yeah, because we spell at E. H.

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Speaker 1: those little silent moments when we're both taking puffs on

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Speaker 1: her cigars. I got Courtney smoking a cigar today in

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Speaker 1: So she was like, I'll smoke one with you today,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, Wow, so we gave her a

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Speaker 1: Java rocket Patel Java latte flavored, and I gave Samir

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Speaker 1: a latte flavored one. What flavored I give you, PAULI

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Speaker 1: it's good though, right, some sort of fruity flavor I

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Speaker 1: gave you. I hope Paul's a little fruity sometimes. Um,

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Speaker 1: what do you have? I have I have with the

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Speaker 1: cohebo Siglo six. This is a smokers cigar. Uh. I

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Speaker 1: don't know anything about sars. No, that's why I gave

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Speaker 1: It's good. I'll still smoke those every now and then

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Speaker 1: if I'm feeling like I want something lighter in my life. Sure,

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Speaker 1: what do you want? Um, whiskey, any whiskey. We've got

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Speaker 1: all kinds of whiskey. Surprise me. Yeah, please from some

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Speaker 1: buffalo trace on the rocks. That ship's good. I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm good, PAULI I got drunk at my wedding. By

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Speaker 1: the way, I got married. Congrats. I'm married just over

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Speaker 1: a week ago. My second time around much to the

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Speaker 1: dismay of the internet, who keeps suggesting that I've been

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Speaker 1: married what does it look his fifth wife? And like,

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Speaker 1: you fucking morons. I got married once to my daughter's

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Speaker 1: I was only married for fourteen months the first time.

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Speaker 1: That what they did was they got I've been engaged

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Speaker 1: five times, is what the problem is. Once you've been

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Speaker 1: uh so I was engaged once in two thousand four.

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Speaker 1: Uh then two thousand and ten to my daughter's mother,

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Speaker 1: And then I guess technically I was engaged to my

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Speaker 1: son's mother. But it wasn't like a proposal. I thing.

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Speaker 1: I threw the ring at her. We had a dispute

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Speaker 1: and here's your fucking ring, um a fight proposal. I

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Speaker 1: We were not in a good place, so that one

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Speaker 1: didn't work out. I didn't work out, so that never

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Speaker 1: went the distance. Why so many engagements, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, she was a nice girl and everything, but

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Speaker 1: it wasn't like I was like, oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: want to spend the rest of my life. I was

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Speaker 1: just like a nice girl, here's a ring. What the

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Speaker 1: the other time was going to be a proposal, and

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Speaker 1: then we got into a big fight and that never happened.

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Speaker 1: And then I think when there's fighting and proposals looming

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Speaker 1: to not get um. So I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: consider that, um, I threw a ring at somebody when

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Speaker 1: you've done five, then like some of them weren't really engagement,

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Speaker 1: Like they wouldn't classically get killed. They might have just

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Speaker 1: been promised rings. You know, it was really did you

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Speaker 1: get him back President Christ Yeah, and not one of them.

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Speaker 1: I think the rule of thumb is if she breaks

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Speaker 1: don't get the ring back. Yeah, so I'm out a

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Speaker 1: few hundred thousands of dollars and rings. Um. But then

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Speaker 1: when I got engaged to my wife, she put a

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Speaker 1: a DJ. He lives around here somewhere. You just sold it, right, No,

444
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Speaker 1: he just bought Sophie Turner. And Nick Jonas is right

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446
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447
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449
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450
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451
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452
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453
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454
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455
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Speaker 1: word like his uh the language he uses for it,

456
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457
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458
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Speaker 1: you understand that there's the b MS, which is UH

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Speaker 1: stands for the butt Measurement system, but measurement system. So

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Speaker 1: that's the distance between like the island, and then I

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Speaker 1: cabinets the island, in the cabinet, in the in the

463
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Speaker 1: in the cabinets UM. And ideally you want three three bms,

464
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Speaker 1: like three butts with UM so someone can be like

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Speaker 1: at the sink and at the stove, and someone can

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Speaker 1: walk through without any problems. These are normal butts. These

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Speaker 1: are normal butts. I mean we'ren in in Cino, so

468
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Speaker 1: we're getting close to hidden hills where like Kardashian. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And it's not Miami where you've got bbls to fill

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Speaker 1: there in. So three normal butts and like that varies

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Speaker 1: on your family or whatever. But um, so you've got

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Speaker 1: b MS. Lumping, It is pretty lumping. Lumping is just

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Speaker 1: what do you think, lump the lump, lump in the couch.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you go somewhere, you've got to find

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Speaker 1: your lump zone where you want to lump, where you

476
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Speaker 1: want to chill, maximum chill, maximum chill sauce closet, sauce closet.

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Speaker 1: Sauce closet is tricky because for me, it's like ranch dressing. Right.

478
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Speaker 1: People think it's for why in, but it's more a joke.

479
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: I mean I do like ranch dressing with pizza, do you. Yeah,

480
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: you're in California. Everyone here likes it. I like real pizza,

481
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: just I don't like in California, they put a lot

482
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Speaker 1: of um they make what they call pizza. It's like

483
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Speaker 1: a sandwich here. No, it's like fuck, it's just flat,

484
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: like a flat sandwich. It's flat bread with chicken and

485
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Speaker 1: collie flow. I'm like, that's not a pizza dick, that's

486
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 1: that's an open face baked sandwich. Yeah, they cover it up.

487
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Speaker 1: So I don't know a lot of people like ranch

488
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Speaker 1: out here. I'm not a rancher. You're not a ranch. Well,

489
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Speaker 1: blue cheese is different. Cheese is disgusting. I wouldn't dip

490
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Speaker 1: into blue cheese. No ranch. I I'll do it now

491
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 1: and then if I'm like feeling squirrely, like I'll dip

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Speaker 1: a carrot in it. Okay. A thick ranch or like

493
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Speaker 1: a watery ranch, I don't know. See, I'm not that ranch. Um,

494
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Speaker 1: you gotta check out my sauce closet. I can get

495
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Speaker 1: a vintage ranch for you. What's your what's your ideal

496
00:26:56,560 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: ranch brand? I think, um, Hidden Valley it's pretty good.

497
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: Wishbone is good, so I had value your go to

498
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: the Brianna Brianne's or something that's a pretty good one too.

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00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: It's like a butter milk ranch. I like the buttermilk ranch. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a fan of that. It's pretty good, better than

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Speaker 1: the regular. They all might have buttermilk though, I know,

502
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: but when they added and when they advertise it when

503
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: they advertise it, it's better. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for some reason,

504
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 1: you could taste it more. Yeah, yeah, you feel it.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever just spot butter milk? No, it's cross.

506
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: I buy buttermilk pancake mix. Oh yeah, but that's like

507
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: a powder. Yeah. I buy the just add water one.

508
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: And my daughter thinks ranch in it. Try it with ranch.

509
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Speaker 1: My daddy called my dad, or my daughter calls him

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Speaker 1: my dad. My daughter calls him Daddy's pancakes. Because I

511
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Speaker 1: have my own technique with the pancakes. What do you do?

512
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Speaker 1: I put butter in the frying pan, like a decent

513
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Speaker 1: amount of butter, and I let it get sizzily hot,

514
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Speaker 1: and then pour the battery in because then it crisps

515
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Speaker 1: up the side of the pancake. And that's the key,

516
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Speaker 1: that's what it because no one is doing butter the

517
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Speaker 1: the ann But then you don't have to add butter

518
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Speaker 1: either when you're doing and then when you flip it,

519
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: you got the soft pancake in the middle and this

520
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Speaker 1: crunchy edge. It's a it's great for texture. That's the

521
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Speaker 1: right texture. I like to text just be a little bit,

522
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: and then you want soft. I don't like Doughey pancakes. Yeah, no,

523
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: you want a little bit of crisp. Yeah, you don't

524
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Speaker 1: want when you pour, especially because you're gonna make it

525
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Speaker 1: soft too, with with the syrup, with the ranch, with

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Speaker 1: the ranch. Yeah, how about a sweet ranch syrup. I'm

527
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Speaker 1: sure that's on the You know, people in the past

528
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Speaker 1: two years were really bored and they made a lot

529
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Speaker 1: of products. So I wouldn't be surprised if someone's doing

530
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Speaker 1: a sweet ranch out there. No blue cheese on blue cheese.

531
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: I don't like blue cheese anything. It's fucking nasty. It's

532
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: just bad cheese. Courtney is a vegan. Yeah, it's like, yeah,

533
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: it's like, oh you like cheese that's mold here's yeah,

534
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: yeah exactly. It's like that was good marketing. Have t

535
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Speaker 1: what's that Persian crispy? You know when we like burn

536
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: the rice? Oh no, yeah, actually it's really good. Yeah,

537
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: so like that was burnt rice and someone was like,

538
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: actually this is better rice, Like you want this, this

539
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: is better than normal, like properly cooked rice. My wife

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00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: will make the rice a little crispy, shall make it

541
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Speaker 1: on the frying pan she makes on this morning for breakfast.

542
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: Burn it. She put some rice with egg, mixed it

543
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Speaker 1: all together and then made some fucking fried some corn

544
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: beef hash. That's a good breakfast. That was a good

545
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: as breakfast. That's the dream, to be able to have

546
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Speaker 1: a good breakfast, like to work and like like to

547
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Speaker 1: work in construction or something, because you see those guys

548
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: like in New York City. See they'll get a sandwich,

549
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: they'll get a big they'll get they'll have a big breakfast.

550
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: So you can burn that off from the coffee trucks

551
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: just sitting behind a computer. I can't have that kind

552
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: of breakfast, you know. I I used to work in

553
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: a factory back in the day, and the best part

554
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: of my day is when the coffee truck would show

555
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: up and you would have the hard Did they have

556
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: to license that, I don't know? And then you just

557
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: pull up. All the yelling starts and he opens up

558
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: the side of the door and you get the coffee

559
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: in the blue Greek cup and then you'd have the

560
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Speaker 1: uh whatever shitty breakfast sandwich that was in there, and

561
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: it was always soggy because it's just done a steam table.

562
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: It was the eighties, you know, they still have it

563
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: around New York City. Oh yeah, in the City and yeah,

564
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,479
Speaker 1: you get those Yeah, yeah, they still have those cups too.

565
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: Somebody was selling those cups as like, yeah, I think

566
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: they're on Amazon or Etsy or somewhere. You can buy

567
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: those cups, have them at a party. You could have

568
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: a New York City food carts themed party. Now, No,

569
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Speaker 1: I would do that too. My favorite. I love the

570
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Speaker 1: hold all guys you're like to they're they're like, it's

571
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: crazy because you see them they're starting to like seven

572
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: am for like three hours later, just chopping. So yeah,

573
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: she's good though, you're just making good it. No, I

574
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: don't need it because you were. I don't need No,

575
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: I only eat kosher. So do you really? Yeah? Really? Yeah?

576
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: Yeah I did not know this about you. Yeah, that's

577
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: why I eat that. KFC. There was a kosher, kosher chicken. Yeah,

578
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: it was kosher fried chicken. That's what I heard. No,

579
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: not my whole life, just the last like ten something years.

580
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: So no meat and cheese together. No, I gotta wait, damn.

581
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: But I've had it before, so I know what I'm missing.

582
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: You've never had pork, then, I've had pork too, I've

583
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: had it all. Would you like did you like bacon?

584
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: I liked a good bacon cheeseburger. Yeah. Yeah, and then

585
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: you realize when you got married, you were like, I

586
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: can't do this, she can't allow me to be a heathen. No,

587
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I started before that, but um,

588
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, just being I don't know, going back

589
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: to my roots. I guess you know, if you really

590
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: want to go back to your roots. We were caveman.

591
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: We can hunting. Look at that raccoon. I haven't seen

592
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: any around here. The raccoons around here. I heard we did.

593
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: My wife said that she saw him big motherfucker up

594
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: on the wall there the few last year sometime. I

595
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: said it was big. Yeah. Um, there's coyotes around here,

596
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: a lot of them, and you'll hear them sometimes they

597
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: go through like waves of when they're here. And then

598
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: maybe about a few months ago they were all up

599
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: in the behind the fence right there and you can

600
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: see him. Yeah, we saw them, was like mid like dusk,

601
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: and we're like the funk is all that I can't shoot?

602
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: Kind of move this? Yeah, yeah, be free, be free

603
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: some here. I just used TikTok and I record. I

604
00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know anything about recording. UM just coyotes. Yeah,

605
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: as far as I've seen coyotes, and a lot of them.

606
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: Any mountain lions not around here because it's not very mountainous.

607
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: It's not any mount ainous region. They don't come to

608
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: in so you know, donn't come to they go to.

609
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: When I lived in Hidden Hills, you would see snakes. No,

610
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: you see a lot of rattlers. Rattlers song on my property.

611
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: Right before I moved at the for some reason, there

612
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: was like a big snake exodus to my house. And

613
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: the people that bought my house were like, do you

614
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: see any snakes? And like when they first asked it,

615
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: we hadn't seen any. And then after they had already

616
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: bought the house, maybe about a week or two before

617
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: we moved, I've seen two. And I was like, I'm

618
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: not telling them now, no disclosure. I'm the already signed. Well,

619
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: I didn't lie when I first told him. I just

620
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: didn't know they were gonna show up so late. But

621
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: you've never seen him before. I saw one like when

622
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: I first first moved into that house and Hidden Nils

623
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: and uh, it was I've maybe living there um a

624
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: couple of weeks and it was evening and I had

625
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 1: the back kitchen door open. So the screen door was closed,

626
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, I am like, a fucking loud

627
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: or the sprinklers around here, and why are they on

628
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: so early? And I'm like, it's an odd time for

629
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: the sprinklers to be open. So I'm like because here,

630
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like yeah, and I'm like, so I opened

631
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: the door and I'm like, I don't see the sprinklers

632
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: on and I but I can hear it loud. And

633
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: I looked down the fucking snake was right there. I

634
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: closed the fucking I was like, there's a big gas

635
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: rattlesnake right by the door, and and it scurried off

636
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: and went down a drain. And then my that's why

637
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: you put the house for sale. Well no, no, but

638
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: then my my assistant Eddie and his fucking brilliant genius

639
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 1: Einstein move, let's put boiling water down there. Yeah, that's

640
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: not how it works. That's not going to kill a snake.

641
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: That's to get him out to see. And so he

642
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 1: poured the boiling water and then the the housekeeper stood

643
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: there with a broom. I'm like, this is not how

644
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: you get rid. So let's really irritate the snake and

645
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm watching through the window and go, you motherfucker's are crazy.

646
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: And we ended up calling some guy's like the snake

647
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: wrangler of Calabasas. He came and got it, and it

648
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: was like, it's a good thing I got this one.

649
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: This one was ordinery, It was very it was pregnant.

650
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: That was a place to have its babies. And I go,

651
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: not on my property, dad, damn. How much does it

652
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: cost for the snake wrangler? I don't remember, but I

653
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: think maybe about a hundred bucks or something. And you know,

654
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: he gets the snake, he wins, Yeah, he gets and

655
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: probably like four more and he's flipping that. Yeah, he's

656
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: flipping these snakes. Like, who needs snakes? You have the

657
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:46,479
Speaker 1: rights to that snake? Was he kind of a character? Yeah,

658
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: you can't be the snake wrangler of like something like

659
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: the snake Dude or something. You know, must be a

660
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: good business out there. Yeah, I imagine it was. He

661
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: goes you see maybe once every three or four years

662
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 1: around here, and I'm like, okay, he probably just went

663
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: right outside and just dropped it back. Oh look there's

664
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: another one tomorrow. Must be its sister. Yeah, yeah, no,

665
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: I I saw that one and then uh, and then

666
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: like you know, right right before we moved. I saw

667
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: two more different times, like on the driveway just chilling

668
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: together like friends. One sat underneath my friend's car because

669
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: I guess the heat from the car was coming down.

670
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, this is good, having a good time.

671
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: Well kind of car an infinity that's for how long

672
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 1: it would have been fucked if it bid him? Well,

673
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: what do you can? You do you survive at rattlesin?

674
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: I feel like that survived can stuff. You gotta get

675
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: dantive in him. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure you would, right,

676
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 1: otherwise you're gonna lose a limb or something and see

677
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: people suck it out. I think that's only in movies.

678
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: Only movies. Well, I feel like you just get it

679
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: in your mouth if they suck it out. Yeah, doesn't

680
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 1: that infect you? Yeah? Well, that the thing I remember.

681
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wish Eddie was here to do

682
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 1: confirmation on this, but I think I think you can

683
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 1: suck the venom ount. And and I'm not making this

684
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: story up. I remember the story from when I was

685
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: a kid. Um my dad, ecuse me. My dad had

686
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: gone hunting with a group of people. This is in India,

687
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: and one of the guys had to take a ship

688
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 1: no bidet. So he went up there was a rock,

689
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: a big rock, and he went up and stood up

690
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,439
Speaker 1: on the rock and hung his ass over to ship.

691
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: And he didn't look down, and he shipped and he

692
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: shoot on the snake, and the snake jumped up and

693
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: bit him in the ass. And then apparently one of

694
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: the servants had to suck this ship, had to suck

695
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: his ass to get the venom out. That's a human biddet. Yeah,

696
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: and that's really I don't know if this story is

697
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: an true, but I remember the story from growing up.

698
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: I feel like every family will tell this story like

699
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: it's there, like it's or a medical emergency. Battle sneake,

700
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: bikes or venomous If you're bitten by one, it can

701
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: be dangerous, but it's very rarely fatal. However, if left

702
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: untreated and the results a very medical problem, or it

703
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: can be fatal. Yeah, do not try to stuck out

704
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: the movies mess people up. Yeah, I guess that would

705
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: be the Yeah, prof pain killers. Oh wow, doesn't it

706
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: like clog your blood blood? Yeah, you don't. You don't

707
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: like cold comfort, nothing like that. Yeah, just go to it,

708
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: just don't go to YouTube. Yeah, bod oh, it needs

709
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: to sticken up. And then the most venomous snake is

710
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: what the king cobra or the they're like piper, Yeah,

711
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: the Russell's viper, the Russell's viper. Did you know that?

712
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called? I believe there is a

713
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: Russell's viper. It's venomous. It's very dangerous. I'm very deadly

714
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: with my vetting vampire and I'm a non biting vampire.

715
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: Venomous is the where is that? It's funny. It's like

716
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: most most venomous, but most of them will just kill you.

717
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: So is most venomous, like like this one will kill

718
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 1: you in ten minutes and this one is like three minutes.

719
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: That's yeah. And then there's the ASP. Remember those little

720
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: snakes the asp. Oh yeah, yeah, a lot of them

721
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: look like there's like a complimentary like non venomous snake. Yeah,

722
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 1: there's like the nature is crazy. Yeah, there's like the

723
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 1: bud Wise. And then there's the o'duels. Yeah, it looks

724
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: like a beer but it's got no alcohol. It's a

725
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: good little scheme they've got going because you don't mess

726
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: with them. But they're nothing, they're worthless, they just eat mice.

727
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: They're just scary either way. Australia always has the deadly,

728
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: fucking like kind of the top more. Yeah, yes, but yeah,

729
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: but you gotta go to the outback to get that.

730
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: They're not I'm definitely going to the outback when I

731
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: go to Australia. They don't apply you out to you know,

732
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide. What about Saudi Arabia and

733
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: the deserts? Nothing out there, it's just nothing. I think

734
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: it's just too barren, so much nothing that there's really

735
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: nothing out there. Yeah, there's, I mean there's you know,

736
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: there's a box. I didn't see much just because everything

737
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: was reflective. You couldn't even see anything. I couldn't see.

738
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: I can't even see. It was a whole city there

739
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: that I kept seeing myself. Who are you? I'm you

740
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: that you started hallucinating in the desert. That's how it starts. Yeah,

741
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 1: I had a mirage of myself. I had a mirage Kapoor.

742
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: It was an Indian actor, that's his name, Yeah, Raj Kapoor.

743
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: Old classic Indiana, classic guy, classic classic Bollywood. You were

744
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 1: born in Iran were, you know, Oklahoma. It has historically

745
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: been believed that Indian cobra's comment rate and Russell's viper

746
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 1: and carpet viper for the rest dangerous species. However, other

747
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: things may pro probably, Oh, but I do exist in India.

748
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: The Russell's viper? Are you named after the snake? I'm

749
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 1: going to tell people who I am. It's probably cool.

750
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what your name origin is,

751
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: but I'm sure it's cooler than my parents ever actually

752
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: explained why an explanation. They explained why my brother was Clayton.

753
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: Why Clayton? Um? There was a cowboy actor named Clint Walker,

754
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: and I think my dad wanted to call him Clint,

755
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 1: and my mom was like, I'm not calling my kid Clint.

756
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: It's upside down. You're just trying to burn my couch.

757
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: Thanks Betty, and you did a good job. Good job.

758
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: He melted the ship out of a chair. Do you

759
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: have insurance for this show? It's okay. It's got these

760
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: fake ostrich bumps. It just looks like a natural scuff

761
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: from me. That's funny because I did that with another

762
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: lighter once before. But it's a small one and I

763
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: hit the side and instead of shooting up. It flamed

764
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: right onto my finger and and bubbled me up real quick.

765
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: They make them too powerful. Yeah, you shouldn't have this

766
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:18,439
Speaker 1: much fun power power. You didn't have this much flame power.

767
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have this much fun power. No one should

768
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: have a lot of fun power. Have you have me?

769
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. You let me light you, buddy, put

770
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: it in. Put it in your mouth. I put in

771
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: your mouth, and then now you can puff him and

772
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: that will not will handle all that. I'm gonna go

773
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: Underneathan a little bit, all right, all right there some

774
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: mere Hey, it's so cool love burning your couch. Thanks

775
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: for you know, at least you left your mark on

776
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: the show. You'll never forget me. Every last episode of

777
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,479
Speaker 1: the season, and somebody should come and burn my cops

778
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: to burn this one. It's gone. They're gonna burn each one.

779
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah until until like enough matching. You've got at least

780
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: like twelve seasons. That's one. And I burnt that cushion

781
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: right there. Okay, so I don't feel so bad you're burning.

782
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: I believe that might have been me. Actually, my cigar

783
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: tip hit it and then just the tip just to

784
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: see how it feels. All it takes is a second

785
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: and the tip could do a lot of damage. Exactly,

786
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: and four kids later me I'm talking about I now

787
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: have two step daughters, two extras, two extras. Where's my

788
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: front door open? Is there a reason for this? There's

789
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: no beep. You don't get it beat. I could just

790
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: watch the front door swinging away. It goes poably, probably

791
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,439
Speaker 1: right in front of the cameras. Good, very slick, very cool.

792
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: You know we're burning the couch. He's walking in front

793
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: of the camera. This show has no rules, highly produced.

794
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: This is a it's a very slick production. There's a

795
00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: raccoon out there waiting. No, it's this, it's the talent.

796
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: It's not Oh, you didn't close it anything, producer. The

797
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: fun probably went to close and still didn't close it.

798
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: That's how distracting people get these days. Hilarious. You've done

799
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: a lot of podcasts, a couple some. I had a

800
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 1: curse for a while where I had done a couple

801
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: of them and they never aired. So I don't know

802
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: if I've just cursed. The last one I did aired,

803
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: so streak. Yeah, I broke my curse. Let's see what

804
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,919
Speaker 1: happens with this one. Yeah, we'll see that the tapes,

805
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: the unaired episodes, I've done some. I want it. I mean,

806
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: obviously everyone wants to start their own. You should start

807
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: your own. It seems like a lot of work. It

808
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: is a lot of work. That's what I'm taking a break.

809
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss Courtney though, because you got to do

810
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: it on the road. Yeah, I'm gonna, but I'm gonna

811
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: take Courtney on the road with me to open for

812
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: me because she's a comic too. So yeah, can I

813
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: have a comic idea? Yeah? You know you, um, you

814
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: don't let anyone record. Just have like two minutes at

815
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: the beginning of the show where everyone can record and

816
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: tag you just for the advertising. See, that would work,

817
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: but people get keen they think they could do it. Yeah,

818
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: well we'll give them the other two minutes. And at

819
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: the end, at the end, you know, that's the finale.

820
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: That's what you don't want to give away. Well, it's

821
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,839
Speaker 1: like here, here, here's the end of the movie. Here's

822
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: how it ends. But not material, just just taking your

823
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: picture and posting that they're there. Just give them a yeah. No,

824
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: they know they could do it then, because then it's you.

825
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: I've already said good night, I'm standing there taking pictures

826
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: of myself. So I'm like, at this point, you already

827
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: know you could take a picture, all right, so forgetting Yeah,

828
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: I know you don't even want to open up that

829
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: Pandora's box of photography. That just it's all bad for everybody.

830
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,919
Speaker 1: They got to be scared. You should be doing stand

831
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: up is what you should be doing, though that seems

832
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: like a lot of work too. I don't know. I

833
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 1: think you're naturally a funny guy, and you've got some

834
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: pretty funny points of views. Have you ever done it? No,

835
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: I've never done it. Considered it, I've thought about it.

836
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe I'm more like a writer, maybe

837
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: even though I'm I'm a bad writer. No, I think

838
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 1: you're underestimating yourself. Should I try it? Yeah? Okay? Are you? Um?

839
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm just not used to public speaking. I guess are

840
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: you shy or are you just low key low key?

841
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: Because there's a difference. Yeah, I don't think I'm more

842
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: low key than shy. What do you think my daughters here,

843
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm waving blue and kisses at her. Sorry, carry on?

844
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm sorry? Yeah? I do. Actually you

845
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: come across as shy. Um, maybe I mean I'm just quiet. Yeah,

846
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: I think I I But I don't think you are shy.

847
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: I think you are more just low key like when

848
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: I met him. The first time I met him was

849
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: maybe about a month ago in New York. I invited

850
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: him to my show with the Beacon, and you came

851
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: with a buddy of his. What was his name, Ryan? Ryan?

852
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: Wasn't he Persian? Yeah, we've got regular names. I think

853
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: Arion or something. And then no, Ryan really will names

854
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: Ryan ms. Ryan was funky spelling or something. It's a

855
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:06,959
Speaker 1: funky spelling and I think it's r A y A. Yeah.

856
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 1: Well they say it to the doctor and then the

857
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: doctor just phonetically, must have stoutened it it out. That

858
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: sounds about right now. Maybe they were describing what they

859
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: were wearing. What is that trip? It's really on old

860
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: and good name and his brother's silk. He's doing really

861
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: well too. The whole garment family has a whole garment factory.

862
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,479
Speaker 1: What do your parents do? Can we ask about them? Sure?

863
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: My dad's a he's an I T like a computer programmer,

864
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: and my mom's just a mom. Wait, how old your dad? Then?

865
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: Almost seventy six nine? Isn't that weird that a guy

866
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: who sixty nine is like really good on computers. It's

867
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 1: funny because like, yeah, he's he's the only like Persian

868
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: dad that I know that has like a corporate job

869
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: or had a corporate job. Most of them are in

870
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: real estate or they have their own business or doctors

871
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: or lawyers or something like that. But he was just

872
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: the regular office guy and love being an office guy.

873
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: Um because he's not good at computers though he's know

874
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: what you mean. He likes a good at programming and

875
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: like servers and stuff, but like I was the I

876
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 1: T kid in the house that ran ran our internet

877
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: and did all that stuff, he doesn't. He's not good

878
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: at troubleshooting and not good at that kind of thing.

879
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: Are you good on the computer? Then I'm okay, I

880
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: learned by doing so, and I won't even till i'm not.

881
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: I I listen. I see things on advertisements say download

882
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: this app and you can do this everything, and I'm like,

883
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it. I get it,

884
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: and then I don't know, especially on the laptop, when

885
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: you got like these certain apps to download and I'm like,

886
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: how do you use it on in a laptop? I

887
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: only how to use it on a phone. Yeah, well,

888
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know laptops anymore. And I

889
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: don't even know how to shop online. Who does your

890
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: Amazon shopping? What I'll do is I'll see something, and

891
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: I'll go through the process of picking out my size

892
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 1: and and US and that, and then I'll get it

893
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: to a certain part and then I'll screenshot it and

894
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: then send the link with the screenshot to either my

895
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 1: wife or Eddie and like, can you get me this please?

896
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: So I've taken the work out of it for them,

897
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: but I still have not because they still have to

898
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: go through the same process. Yeah, are you scared of

899
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: like credit card fraud? What's the credit card? Just do it?

900
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 1: Number one credit card fraud and number two, um, ordering

901
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 1: the wrong fucking thing, so then they could order the

902
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: wrong Yeah. If they do it, then I'm like, you idiot. Um.

903
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: But if I do it, I'm like, I am an idiot.

904
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: I know this, You know what I mean. But you

905
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: know there's there's I'm just I'm not. I don't I

906
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: like to hold and touch and see them. I'm from

907
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: the tangible era. Um, you gotta do it. You gotta

908
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: get over your fears. And go through your shopping car.

909
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:55,280
Speaker 1: You don't want to, then we gotta go shopping. Not anymore,

910
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: I've I've really stopped that. Why you just like oh

911
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: I oh d dude, I was the number one. I

912
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: went to Louisvaton one time, like, you're the number one

913
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: client in the world. I go, what on Louis Vatton Like,

914
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: I was like, in the world, like not in this

915
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: in this store. No, you were your number one in

916
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: our list for the world. I was like, and I

917
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't. I guess I bought ship like weekly.

918
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: Is that an annual list? What? I don't know, but

919
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: I was like the number one client or something. Does

920
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: that come with any perkson Not one funk, not even

921
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: a gift card, saying not even a card, saying you

922
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: kidding me? Poster nothing, nothing, just nothing nothing. I got

923
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: nothing from them, but not anymore, not anymore. No, I'm

924
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 1: not even I don't even getting have stuff to wait

925
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: in line now again? Not right? Yeah, now they have

926
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: lines and all I'm like, get the funk out here.

927
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 1: You want to charge me six thousand dollars for a bag?

928
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: Did you want me to wait to buy it? Get

929
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: the solid funk out of the iPad girl like she's like, yeah,

930
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: like to give an appointment. No, No, I just want

931
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: to look appointment. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. What

932
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: I want is want to see what you got. That's

933
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: a deterrence because you're like, do I need to look

934
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: in this store? Do I want to buy something? I'm

935
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: in that space where I'm like, well, if you're gonna

936
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 1: make it difficult for me to buy something, I don't

937
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: want to buy it. Yeah, I want to look and

938
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: panic buy something I don't. That's that's how I like.

939
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: That's exactly like. But they're deterring that no one. If

940
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: you give someone the time to think about buying like

941
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: a five thousand dollar bag, they're not gonna do it.

942
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: Like you're in line waiting, you're just gonna say and, um,

943
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 1: not for me, I don't need this. And that's worse

944
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: because some stores, when you're in line, you have the

945
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: stuff and the line is too long. I'll do it,

946
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: I'll put it down. Yeah, some places are not worth it.

947
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: But you're not even in there. You're you don't even

948
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: know what you want? You don't you just want to look. Yeah,

949
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: they lifted the mask mandate here in l a and

950
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: I took my daughter and I wrote them yesterday and

951
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: we went to We're going to store after store, no mask,

952
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: walking to Spencer's Gift and the fucking girls like, give

953
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 1: a mask? Are I go? No? Oh, um, she's okay,

954
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: but you need a mask? What I go? Excause if

955
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: you go across the tillies, they'll give you a free mask.

956
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: I go, I'm not fucking get at get the funk

957
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: out of your Spencer's dis So I you know I didn't.

958
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: I didn't shop there yesterday. They lost you, They lost me.

959
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: They've lost me for a while now because that was

960
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: the dumbest thing you could have done. What's your Spencer's ranking?

961
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't get a chance to go

962
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: there anymore. Well, you don't know. What's any store? Do

963
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: I wear a mask in here? Do I not? Here?

964
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: What's the policy? They all keep the sign up? Now, yeah,

965
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: they keep the sign up to throw you off. I

966
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: had where were we in? Uh? I was in in

967
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: Connecticut the other day and we were ordering pizza and

968
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: then the glass what do I security guys just pointed

969
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: over the glass like, what about that one? What's that one?

970
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: Was that? Sir? Could you not go over the glass.

971
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, because he's got COVID falling off his fingers.

972
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: You fucking idiot. He's just pointing. It was Tori, and

973
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: you know how big he is. He's too fucking big

974
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: to get underneath the glasses. But what else should I rob?

975
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: And if you think I'm being racist, I'm not. That's

976
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: actually how Tori talks. You know, I wrote would you

977
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: say Tory? Motherfucker? You know Himan. I think you met

978
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: him in New York. He was there, gigantic dude that

979
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:37,399
Speaker 1: just points over. He's a big mother from his finger

980
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 1: he looks like black Shrek. It looks like he's um.

981
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: It really does. If Shrek wasn't green, he would be.

982
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 1: Tori must be hard traveling because everywhere you gotta learn

983
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: the new rule or not. Yeah, that's the thing, like

984
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: you keep one in your pocket, you know, you keep

985
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: him ask in your pocket. I don't know. I mean

986
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: that's if I'm in a new place, I will because

987
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: I'll respect the new place. I don't know the rule.

988
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: But over here, I'm like, I know what the rules are.

989
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: You're just making up your own arbitrary ones now you

990
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: fuck Yeah, they don't I don't know. They don't. We

991
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: need a meeting. Well, we've had meetings. This never worked.

992
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 1: We need a we need a unification, unification. Yeah, it's

993
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:21,720
Speaker 1: too uh, it's it's too loosey goosey. Now Nick fans

994
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: here by the way, Nick Fan, big fan. By the way,

995
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:28,240
Speaker 1: Nick Fan is now my stepson. Well he's not officially

996
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 1: because he's my stepdaughter's boyfriend. But you know, I'm hoping

997
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: they get married. We all don't want to lose Nick Fan.

998
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: You don't want to lose him. Yeah, that's a lot

999
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,919
Speaker 1: of pressure, I know. But he's you guys been together

1000
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: with twelve years, twelve you've known with their twelve years.

1001
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,399
Speaker 1: And she she's like my own daughter. I really feel

1002
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: like she's my own kid. So I want to I

1003
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind Nick as my son in law. Hopefully it

1004
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: works out. Happy, happy to have him, Happy to have him.

1005
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 1: How long have we done? That's a good podcast as

1006
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: right there. It's a good solid ending, it's a good hour.

1007
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: End of the season. End of the season. Um, you

1008
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,919
Speaker 1: know it's I want to end it with a bang,

1009
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: and since that couldn't happen, we did it with you. Um,

1010
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: so sorry, this is the last ever episode. This is

1011
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: the last unaired episode, the worst finale ever. This isn't

1012
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: like the end of the Sopranos. We're just faded to

1013
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 1: black or why did they do that? Who? No fucking

1014
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: who knows, no idea. This is my first podcast as

1015
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: a married man and my last podcast. It's married for now.

1016
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: For now. I want to thank U. I want to

1017
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: thank Courtney blown Quest for holding me down for the

1018
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: past year and a bit. Paulie for having his phone

1019
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: interrupt almost every episode. Yeah, he's very untimely. I want

1020
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: to thank Samir for being here. Happy to happy to

1021
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: have him, happy to have me. Samaria is here. Uh,

1022
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: fortunately he happened to be in the in the l

1023
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: A at this time because you live in New York, right,

1024
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: live in New York. Yeah, and it's colder than fucking

1025
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,280
Speaker 1: witch pussy right now out there, right, it's about fifty

1026
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: degrees colder today. Yeah. When Connecticut on Saturday night it

1027
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,439
Speaker 1: was fifteen fifteen is really cold. It was really cold,

1028
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: and I had to drive to Boston to get fly

1029
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 1: out to Logan. Do you like travel with coats and

1030
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: all this extra stuff? I do? Yeah. I got one

1031
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 1: of those Montclair ones that fold up into nothing. Oh yeah,

1032
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: and then they open up in their warm jacket. Just

1033
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 1: add water. Basically, yeah, basically it could it fold us

1034
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: something into a bag. It looks like a capsule like

1035
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,879
Speaker 1: this big. Yeah. It's got a little string. Yeah yeah,

1036
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: yeah string the tampon jacket. That'd be gross if I

1037
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 1: had a red one. They don't sell red for that reason,

1038
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: exactly that reason. It's color changing once a month, that coast.

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Speaker 1: Never mind, this is a deteriorating as we say goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Check out Samir on all his socials at a mere

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and watch the celebrity home reviews. They're fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 1: You will be a fan, I think almost instantly. His

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Speaker 1: YouTube channel does not have a U r L yet,

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Speaker 1: which is, uh seems a little counterintuitive. I want the

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Speaker 1: SAMEIR U r L and they wouldn't give it to me.

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Speaker 1: It was too small. Maybe, so I'm holding out to

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Speaker 1: get sair Okay, s a m I R in case

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Speaker 1: people are Yeah, SAMEIR is a different that's a that's what.

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Speaker 1: That's a tactic. That's a smear tactic. The only one.

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Speaker 1: He got his name because his dad is making a

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Speaker 1: peanut butter sandwich one He was born, and they're like,

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Speaker 1: what do you want to name him? Let me just

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Speaker 1: smut to this anyway, That's exactly that's the best way

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Speaker 1: to ended on a fucking dad joke, his dad, my

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Speaker 1: dad joke. My dad, Dad never had a peanut butter

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Speaker 1: and Jelly's hand with really no way you should just

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Speaker 1: give a peanut. But I'm gonna make him one tonight. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do you call him? Babba? Dad? He called He

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Speaker 1: calls me baba. I call my kids out to anyway.

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Speaker 1: I'm Russell Peters. I want to thank everybody for tuning in.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you, um, hopefully sooner than later. I want

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Speaker 1: to thank everybody for tuning into this episode of culturally

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Speaker 1: Canceled with myself, Russell Peters. We'll see uh when I

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Speaker 1: see you, um,