1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. My dear boy, wait, 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,400 Speaker 1: hold on Alchemy this I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,480 Speaker 1: that Kevin Palm. What's that? Oh? I don't know? Read 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 1: it four unless they're microwave, in which case I'd rather 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: just eat my Alan Edmund Lofers. Let's say hello to 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 1: our alchemist. Shall we first to count bats at the carnival? 7 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: It's Chris Alvarado, crispy and all the right places. Reply 8 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,880 Speaker 1: to the following, I'm sitting across from you a small 9 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: diner in Kansas. Our eyes lock, and I softly say, 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 1: I just thought our food would be bigger. You know, Yeah, 11 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 1: meet me too, Kevin. You're always right. It's been a 12 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:51,920 Speaker 1: long trip. Say how do you do? Now? Go back 13 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: in there to James Heeney, Jimmy John Wayne Gacy. Do 14 00:00:55,200 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: clowns have Seltzer insurance? Uh? Most clowns are ensured completely, 15 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: which makes the feats that they perform on stage incredible. Um, 16 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 1: because they're they're they're risking their lives for for laughter. 17 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: And I would turn arise and there is to miss 18 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:16,759 Speaker 1: Jackie Gonzalez, the root they jumping Jackson pleaded slacks. If 19 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: you had to choose one kind of snack to have 20 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. What is it and 21 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: why is it not? Almond's almond. I'm gonna go mangoes tasty, 22 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: good fiber, big feeling. Also some good moisture in their 23 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: good hydrating quad threat love it coming to you live 24 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 1: from singing Songs of Solomon at the Tents of Cadar. 25 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: It's Craigkowski. Craig, how's the Old Testament treating you these days? 26 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: The Old Testament has some good stuff in there. Yeah, 27 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: um like noah, I mean solid story, right, Come on, 28 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: only two two of you. You got to pick two 29 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: of each, which one's ideally a male and a female? Um? Yeah? 30 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: And then you know there's him and Ham and Jpeth 31 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: all of his his kids, you know. And then I 32 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 1: like that part with Shadrack Misak and a bed and 33 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: to go. Uh. Everything I know about the Bible actually 34 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: is from Darren Aronofsky and the Beastie Boys. So that's 35 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: as far as I can go up, oh man, and last, 36 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: but bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow if you think him, lads, 37 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer greeched me up a piece of that 38 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: kitty cat kibble. How's the luck Goblin today and how 39 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,799 Speaker 1: many clicks does it need? Oh my gosh, Well, the 40 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: luck of Goblin only comes out when luck is needed, 41 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: and right now luck is needed. So you're probably gonna 42 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: be seeing the Goblin around six thirty to eight thirty tonight. 43 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,920 Speaker 1: Clear skies, partly cloudy. We got a strong wind coming 44 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: in from the southwest. That's gonna like stay in for 45 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,800 Speaker 1: a Moment's gonna trap some of the moisture, So expect 46 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: some rain on the early commute. If you're looking down 47 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: at the I four five, you're gonna be able to 48 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: see there some heavy traffic and bottomneck and going right 49 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: here on exit fourteen, So just make sure to you know, 50 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 1: plan for that when you're traveling. And besides that, I 51 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: look for highs in the upper nineties for the weekend 52 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: and then a low of seventy two all the way 53 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: to Henderson County. Wow. I knew it would be something 54 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: like that, but I straight up ignored you to prepare 55 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: for reading the first game. Let's do a damn show, 56 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:33,239 Speaker 1: but first acknowledgements. In case you thought something was uniquely 57 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 1: different about today's entire opening of the show. It was 58 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 1: written by our own alcmaniac David Roger. Oh, Soup to 59 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: Nuts by David Roger. That was an experiment. Yep, it 60 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 1: was sound a little different. I feel betrayed. I didn't 61 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: know whether to put the disclaimer at the top of 62 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 1: the bottom, and I thought, I feel dirty almost ya, trick. 63 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: I loved it. I feel like Kevin flipped on us. 64 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: Just yeah, I really did. I really did. And uh well, 65 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: thank you David Roger. And I would I would um 66 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: based on that. I would encourage anyone to give it 67 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: a go. Not easy. That took a lot of work, 68 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: I promised you. All Right, let's do damn show all 69 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 1: of our scenes and justtions gathered from your listening, to 70 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 1: emails or from our patroon v I p s. I'm 71 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: coming patron supporter of the show like David Roger. Just 72 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: head on over to patreon dot com slash Alchemy. There's 73 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 1: there's all kinds of exclusive content another perks, so check 74 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 1: it out. If you'd like to send the scenes and 75 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: justin via email, please right to the podcast. Love to 76 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 1: read your emails and I get to them as quickly 77 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,479 Speaker 1: as I can. Email address Alchemy this email at gmail 78 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 1: dot com. That's alchemy dot com. Seen One Coming Anyone 79 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: comes from Patroon Achamaniac nicol Us mock Our, who wrote 80 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: Hike Kevin the dark of Space. We are zooming in 81 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: on Earth. Mysterious fever has gripped the entire globe. A 82 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: handful of brave men and women will stop it. Nothing 83 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 1: to combat this illness. The year and disco has rocked. 84 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:19,279 Speaker 1: It's pernicious magic. This is their story. Hugs and kisses, 85 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 1: Nika guard all the blow, dude, Honestly, it's it's not 86 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: even that. It's just I've been feeling a lot of 87 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: the weather that you got, hey, favored. I don't know 88 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: what it is. I've never had allergies until today. Well, 89 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's causing a little bite to drop 90 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 1: onto your mustache. Oh that's just dry, that's just try. 91 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 1: Do you have any blow? I think that would actually 92 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: make me feel a lot better. But but we usually 93 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: use your guy, so why don't we give him a Well, 94 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,640 Speaker 1: he says he doesn't want me to come over because 95 00:05:55,720 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 1: I'm quote unquote sick, So make me. Oh wait, what 96 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,159 Speaker 1: if you go over there? Yes, yes, yes, yes, don't 97 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: tell him, Joe, tell them you've been around me no, no, no, 98 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,720 Speaker 1: is there a special knock? Is there a code? Is 99 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 1: there a thing? How do I get in? There's a 100 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,359 Speaker 1: special knock? So what you're gonna do is for you 101 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: to rattle the door and you're gonna put your your 102 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,919 Speaker 1: chest close to it. Well, really, you breathe deep because 103 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 1: he's gonna have his ear to the door and he 104 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: needs Do you hear you breathing? Okay, which is why 105 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 1: I really can't fake it makes sense now? All right, yeah, 106 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:45,720 Speaker 1: let's try what's going on? Who's there? Oh? Hey? Uh yeah? 107 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,359 Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah? Yeah, no, no, no, I I 108 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,719 Speaker 1: don't know what's going on? Who is this? Hold on 109 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 1: a second, so sorry, I knew you'd have security. That 110 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,719 Speaker 1: is so cool? Is that a clock? That? A clock? 111 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: Looks like bus? What do you want me to do? 112 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: What should I do? Let me explain? Don't know what's 113 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: going on? Let me explain? Yeah? Yeah yeah. So, uh, 114 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 1: I have a friend who's a regular customer of yours. 115 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:15,880 Speaker 1: He's sick and I just need some blow and oh 116 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: that might help, yes, Ernie, yes, okay it wait wait 117 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 1: wait have you spent time with Ernie? No? He called 118 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: me and said we we should get some blow. So 119 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 1: we just over the phone. What's the matter with you? 120 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 1: He's in the car now, but so you're not coming 121 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: in time? Boss What should I do? Oh? Confused? Did 122 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 1: you talk to him on the phone or did you 123 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: spend time with I talked him on the phone and 124 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 1: then we met here. We have separate cars. He's out, 125 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 1: did you hear did you hear him coughing? Bossard? Then 126 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,440 Speaker 1: he scraped with I see Ernie in the car our. 127 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 1: Hope is that you're amazing cooking will cure him of 128 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: his illness? Just that good? But let's try to find it. 129 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: Come on, let's just see. Maybe my cocaine can cure illnesses. 130 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 1: Cred lines off the clock. I've always wanted to, never 131 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: had the situation opportunity. No, okay, it's good. A lot 132 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 1: of respect. Music you're listening to, by the way, that's new. 133 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: That's word. This is disco from disco. What does that mean? 134 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 1: It's disco music. It's a whole genre discoe are you 135 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 1: saying disco? Yeah, that's exactly disco short short for discount. 136 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: That's right, discount music. So you know it's good. Come on, baby, 137 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:48,839 Speaker 1: take me out tonight. I want to dance. Look, baby, you. 138 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: You could cramp my style if if we go with 139 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:57,160 Speaker 1: disco tonight, like I want to be seen as available. 140 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:01,079 Speaker 1: You know, Oh, I'll dance with the bunch of dudes. 141 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: I'll only dance with you a little bit. Do you 142 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 1: on my arm? Well? Obviously, you know I can't walk 143 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 1: into doors on my own with my weird ass hip. 144 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:22,200 Speaker 1: I just can't do it up. I know what, I've 145 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,720 Speaker 1: never seen a doctor ever. You like, and I won't. 146 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:30,839 Speaker 1: You're hot, but with one like gnarled hip, it's five 147 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:35,199 Speaker 1: percent bad, thank god, thank god. Only the one hip 148 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,200 Speaker 1: takes five percent of my body. I'm mostly arms and 149 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 1: legs very long. Okay, baby, I'll walk. I'll walk in 150 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: with you to the doors of studio. Okay. But I'm 151 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 1: gonna wear a mask. Okay, but I gotta wear a mask, 152 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,240 Speaker 1: people kind a mask. Jimmy, come on, Jimmy, that's a 153 00:09:55,280 --> 00:10:01,200 Speaker 1: good idea. I'm aware Jimmy caught a mask. I was chocolate, 154 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,840 Speaker 1: you sprinkles. I was trying, Okay, Holy ship, Jimmy Carter 155 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,480 Speaker 1: is trying to get in. What should we do. I 156 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 1: don't know if they're secret service protocol or whatnot, but 157 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:11,199 Speaker 1: we got me corner trying to get in. What's going on? 158 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: President Jimmy cotta here? Yes, certain holy ship, let him, 159 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,960 Speaker 1: let him in. Let the guy in the Patrick got 160 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 1: to be a bowl of peanuts. We gotta get peanuts, man. 161 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,640 Speaker 1: And can you open up double doors? Both of those? 162 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 1: We're gonna need the space of course, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 163 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:37,400 Speaker 1: this is my wife, Rosalind Catta. Looks different, looks different, 164 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: doesn't she? Oh you recognize Rosalind Carter. You can think 165 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: of what what I look like? Yeah, of course, first lady, Okay, yeah, 166 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:51,360 Speaker 1: it looks a little different. Is so crazy? Okay, okay, 167 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,440 Speaker 1: get the peanuts. Okay, and we gotta we gotta change 168 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,959 Speaker 1: the hole they out here here. We gotta get the 169 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 1: drugs out of here. We gotta stop the disco music. 170 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,600 Speaker 1: We gotta make this like a nice thing. We gotta 171 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,959 Speaker 1: get people building houses inside. What if he keep me 172 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,160 Speaker 1: from the disco? Why don't we ask? She didn't? Mr 173 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:10,800 Speaker 1: President sir Um, quick question? Go ahead, great question. So 174 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,240 Speaker 1: we're getting those peanuts for you. Are you here for 175 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 1: the discount music or something else? I love discount music. Okay, 176 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,440 Speaker 1: thank you very much, thank you very much. All right, 177 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,560 Speaker 1: let's get thee the speakers had to here. We gotta 178 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:26,200 Speaker 1: bring in some more wood, some nails. No, he says, yes, 179 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: he's here for the discount music. What do you want 180 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,440 Speaker 1: me to do? Took the ld flora. Okay, there's no 181 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,120 Speaker 1: more like the light floors gone, the music has got 182 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: of here. We got nothing all like I got would 183 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,200 Speaker 1: coming in and nails. This is in studio six eight anymore. 184 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:40,880 Speaker 1: That was just the studio. Now it's just a warehouse. 185 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,840 Speaker 1: Let's just put this strip all right. We're's taking so long. 186 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,199 Speaker 1: You know, if I don't start dancing, my other hips 187 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: gonna I don't know, baby, Mr President uh, Mrs Mrs 188 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 1: President announced, Um, so inside here, we're gonna have this 189 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,920 Speaker 1: section here. We're gonna be able to build some foundation 190 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Speaker 1: for some houses, and then build some foundations for some houses. Look, 191 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,800 Speaker 1: I just want to dance. This Coppy was like, okay, look, 192 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,520 Speaker 1: I gotta get back to negotiate peace with Egypt and Israel. Alright, 193 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:14,400 Speaker 1: I understand, Mr. It's gonna work. We know it is. 194 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 1: We know it. Bus. What should I do? Well? I mean, 195 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:23,679 Speaker 1: if you're thinking about investing, I don't know. Honestly, what 196 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,439 Speaker 1: I would do is I diversify, you know what I mean? 197 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,599 Speaker 1: Don't put all your eggs in one. I don't know. 198 00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:32,160 Speaker 1: I got a strong feeling about tech specifically. I'm telling 199 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,839 Speaker 1: you right now, technology at Lodge is gonna stall. Yeah. 200 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,120 Speaker 1: I don't think any more advancements are gonna happen ever, 201 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:43,199 Speaker 1: And that's a good feeling. Damn. Thanks bus now you will. Hey, 202 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:49,640 Speaker 1: by the way, you're also my friend. Thank you, thank you. 203 00:12:52,280 --> 00:13:01,520 Speaker 1: So I guess we'll just wait until someone knocks or something. Yeah, okay, okay, 204 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 1: let's try another track if we could. Uh, this time, 205 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna go for what the kids are listening and 206 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:12,079 Speaker 1: dancing to these days. Something called discount music. I've got 207 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,280 Speaker 1: the charts and sheets there in front of you, fellas 208 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,959 Speaker 1: and ladies. So uh, if there's any questions, I'll take 209 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 1: them now before we jump in. Is it is that? 210 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: Is that Monday going to come out of my check? 211 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:28,079 Speaker 1: Where is the discount coming from? The music itself is 212 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: called discount. You will not be discounted, nor will your paycheck. 213 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:36,480 Speaker 1: Great question anybody else? So how much would it be 214 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:41,640 Speaker 1: for a forty five single? Uh? When this comes out, 215 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 1: that'll be up to the record company to actually set 216 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:49,280 Speaker 1: the price. It's a dollar single unless you of course 217 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: belong to the Columbia thing. All right, okay, here we 218 00:13:54,040 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 1: go starting. I also have a question. It's a dollar 219 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,880 Speaker 1: ninety nine retail part. If we're part of the Columbia thing, 220 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,040 Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone else called that. I was 221 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 1: a little confused by that. I think that's getting in 222 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 1: on a cocaine deal, That's what I thought. Okay, so 223 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: if we are involding some kind of drug trade, then 224 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 1: the record would be cheaper. Is that correct? Yes, yes, 225 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:31,840 Speaker 1: that's that's actually all right, all right, that's okay. If 226 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 1: Columbia house fantastic, Yeah, fantastic idea, Yes, good to the 227 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,880 Speaker 1: last drip, Sharon. If you look at the the music 228 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 1: we start with, the vocals were going on you in 229 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,920 Speaker 1: five I just could I just just count sounds a little, 230 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, cheap. But what if it calls house 231 00:14:54,640 --> 00:15:02,120 Speaker 1: music music? We could shorten the word discount. It's called music? 232 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 1: Could I could I ask something? Are we a focus group? 233 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,600 Speaker 1: Are we performing the music or both both of them? Okay, 234 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 1: all right, so we're gonna We're gonna perform the music, 235 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 1: then critique or vice versa. Starting Sharon, Sharon, You'll see 236 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 1: the first line is, um, how can my love feel 237 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:27,480 Speaker 1: so good? How can my love feel so hood? Okay, 238 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: so you're going to be reading the music before. I 239 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 1: just wanted to make sure that she knew what we 240 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 1: Here we go and uh five six, I have a question. 241 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 1: It seems to be my music. She doesn't have her section? 242 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: Is that on purpose? You're not a vocalist? Look, look, look, 243 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: I know you're a dj. Okay, I know you're a 244 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:49,000 Speaker 1: popular radio disc jockey. And I'm just a friend bringing 245 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 1: over an album. It's got a little cash on it. 246 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: It's not a big deal. I spread you back, you 247 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:59,320 Speaker 1: scratch my bag? Huh? How are you all full of ethics? Now? Morals? 248 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: This guy over you? Come on, let me see if 249 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 1: I got this straight. Tommy, you want me to spin 250 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: that wax and in return you'll give me some cash? 251 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Look, you're getting money from making 252 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:16,080 Speaker 1: people happy. It's not a bad thing. Now listen, listen 253 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:20,600 Speaker 1: to this line were uh uh you're playing the music 254 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 1: that feels so good? Uh? This music is so hood. 255 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 1: What it is you're saying is uh catchy? Yeah, it's 256 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 1: very very catchy, and it's even better, it's even better 257 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,640 Speaker 1: than than than what I'm doing. It I mean we 258 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:38,160 Speaker 1: got this lady, hey bartender, just give me my drink. Okay, 259 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: what it is that you're saying? It's offensive at this 260 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,720 Speaker 1: all I got or some screws, some hammers. I just 261 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:54,880 Speaker 1: want a party tonight. Music. That's good. It's moving me. 262 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,680 Speaker 1: It's moving me, ma'am. But I can't truly move my body. Lets. 263 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: I got a little bit of liquid and me, come on, 264 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 1: I don't get any hot alcohol, a beer, anything. They 265 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:09,120 Speaker 1: took it all out, so and that has seen one. 266 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 1: Oh man, what it is you're saying to me seemed too. 267 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,200 Speaker 1: Comes from listeners that wrote, first, I would like to 268 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:27,720 Speaker 1: congratulate Melvin. Get out of my throat. First, I like 269 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:31,040 Speaker 1: to graduate you on a new email address. Kevin, you 270 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,080 Speaker 1: managed to sidestep the trap of a simple short email 271 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:40,040 Speaker 1: address and nabbed another sentence length address. This actually gets 272 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:46,159 Speaker 1: to you. Wow in my face. My first job was 273 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 1: selling ice cream in Virginia. A person came to the 274 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,280 Speaker 1: window and, after making an order, reached into their wallet 275 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 1: and immediately pulled out the exact change. Then they broke down, sobbing, 276 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaker 1: confusing us all. It turns out person was convinced they 277 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 1: were cursed to always pull out exact change, and that 278 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,399 Speaker 1: is the crux of my suggestion, pointless curses and the 279 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:16,400 Speaker 1: people who bear them. Thanks for keeping me sane, love y'all, Zach. 280 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,879 Speaker 1: So in January, we're gonna be looking to expand the 281 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,959 Speaker 1: warehouse area, so that should be more stock for all 282 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,120 Speaker 1: of us. How much expansion are we talking about. We're 283 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:39,360 Speaker 1: gonna be doing fifty by fifty wow? Wow? Okay, wow, okay, yeah, whoa, okay, 284 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 1: all right, yeah, all right, then are you okay? You 285 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: just you said January? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah yeah? Is 286 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 1: that okay? Is that a scheduling error on our party? No? No? Yeah? 287 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:04,600 Speaker 1: Wow wow wow, thank you universe? Okay, no, no, yeah, 288 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,600 Speaker 1: but is it or is it not? I don't anyway, 289 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,920 Speaker 1: we could maybe do March. Is March out of the 290 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:14,440 Speaker 1: question is to be January? Well, we should do February. 291 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 1: If that's not so, March would be very far away. 292 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: February yeah better better? Yeah, so so let's call it 293 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: February just for great. Alright, moving on, babe, what do 294 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:35,600 Speaker 1: you what do you mean? We we've paid, we picked 295 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 1: on all the deposits, we've already gotten r s vps. 296 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:43,200 Speaker 1: The wedding is said, it's February. No, No, we're gonna 297 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,200 Speaker 1: have to just we're gonna have to move that, babe. No, 298 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:56,600 Speaker 1: we can't. Got a working another thing another Yeah, we're calling. 299 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,800 Speaker 1: I'm fucking curl. Oh my god, I can't wait to 300 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,359 Speaker 1: see you. We bought our tick gets everything. This this 301 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 1: is a maybe we can't. We haven't left the state 302 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:11,800 Speaker 1: in so long, Dante, who is it? It is? My mom? Listen. Unfortunately, 303 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,080 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to reschedule those tickets. We had to 304 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,600 Speaker 1: move the date. What Dante, Henry, what are you talking about? 305 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,600 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What do you scheduled that 306 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:26,439 Speaker 1: he's gonna cancel it again? Like you always. I wished 307 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,760 Speaker 1: I pushed out a dog instead of you. Oh my god, 308 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,879 Speaker 1: listen to me, and baby, you listen to me. You 309 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:40,480 Speaker 1: both know I got a problem with January. Okay, No, 310 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 1: it's a real thing. He's saying January. Oh my god, February, baby, February, babe, 311 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 1: because they want to do the word thing in January. 312 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,120 Speaker 1: You know I can't do January. January is a bad month, 313 00:20:55,240 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 1: Dante Henry Foundanella. If you don't put on that phone, 314 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,440 Speaker 1: focus on your fiance and promise me that you're not 315 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:10,480 Speaker 1: trying to change this date again. I'm gonna curse you. 316 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna curse your little ween don't. I'm gonna put 317 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,000 Speaker 1: a nasty little curse on it. I'm gonna make it 318 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 1: go instead of exciting, it's gonna go in and set out. Yeah, Hi, 319 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:31,360 Speaker 1: my name is Greg. I'm Wayne cursed Greg. Hey Greg, Greg, 320 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:37,320 Speaker 1: what happens to your Greg? Yeah? So I had a 321 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:43,600 Speaker 1: dog like left my whole life and then uh sorry, 322 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 1: golf term just he leads left golf term. I had 323 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 1: a forty five to the left, and then the golf 324 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:55,960 Speaker 1: and then the wind about the the iron he's using. 325 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 1: What is this? I think he's talking about its winner. Yep, 326 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 1: that's this, that's what the meeting. So let's try to 327 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:10,200 Speaker 1: avoid the crosstalk. Thank you, thank you. That's not that's 328 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,639 Speaker 1: a medical condition. That's not supposed to be any cross 329 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,840 Speaker 1: talk at all. But no, it's good. I love talking 330 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:22,080 Speaker 1: about this. So, yep. I had a degree angle to 331 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,720 Speaker 1: the left my whole life, and then the wing curse 332 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:30,720 Speaker 1: came along and now it's right. So that's a big 333 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 1: adjustment for anyone. And I had a real downward spiral 334 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: after that, the details of which are in my in 335 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,240 Speaker 1: my heart, and I hope with more of these meetings 336 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,480 Speaker 1: that will come out of my face. But as of today, 337 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 1: this is all I'm willing. I just want. I know 338 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,800 Speaker 1: it's not supposed to be cross talk, but it goes 339 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,199 Speaker 1: to the left and then to the right, and then 340 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 1: that's the downward spiral. It just keeps going. Yes, not 341 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 1: a Q and A Okay, I think he meant downward 342 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,720 Speaker 1: spiral is a metaphor. I don't think the Wien is 343 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,400 Speaker 1: then going down. I think like an alligators was going 344 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 1: left and then going right. Look there's penises or corkscrews too, guys. 345 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 1: There is a witch of the Weien out there that 346 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 1: is cursing Weens left and right, literally and metaphorically. Well, 347 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,879 Speaker 1: she is what she is. Okay, she's a witch and 348 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,679 Speaker 1: she can't help it. Uh. And but it's not our 349 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,720 Speaker 1: fault that we've been cursed. Okay, thank you? Whose fault 350 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:39,840 Speaker 1: does it? Steve? How's that helpful? If this meeting's gonna 351 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,880 Speaker 1: break down, let's break it on down. No, No, it's 352 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,120 Speaker 1: always about it. It's not our fault. That's just the cosmos, 353 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,840 Speaker 1: all right. We're just plucked out of there to be 354 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,480 Speaker 1: cursed by the witch of the Ween, so I should 355 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,480 Speaker 1: own my cursed as being my fault. Maybe I did something, 356 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:58,359 Speaker 1: all right, Maybe there's what babe, what's this pregnancy test 357 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:05,160 Speaker 1: doing on my desk? You tell me it's I don't 358 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,359 Speaker 1: know what it was. Two lines, good or bad, or 359 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,200 Speaker 1: pregnant or not pregnant. I guess there's no good or 360 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 1: bad here. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean which 361 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:17,440 Speaker 1: one is good and which one's bad. Dante, Babe, Yeah, 362 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,159 Speaker 1: I didn't mean that he's so beautiful. I don't know 363 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 1: beaut You could have meant something that I'm in line with, 364 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,200 Speaker 1: and you could have meant something that I'm not. So 365 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,160 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I just don't know what two lines means. 366 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,560 Speaker 1: M m m hmm. It means that if we don't 367 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:42,640 Speaker 1: get married on February as planned, you're gonna be You're 368 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,879 Speaker 1: gonna be really you're going to be going down the 369 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,400 Speaker 1: aisle with something that your family will not wait wait wait, 370 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: I know. So yeah, so we'll just be able to 371 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,280 Speaker 1: put this palettes there and then let's just get the 372 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,080 Speaker 1: scaffolding in place, and uh, oh, Henry, they are a 373 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,400 Speaker 1: little flushed, but that good to see you, Okay, yeah, yeah, 374 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: what's up. Not nothing. We were just a little late, 375 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,520 Speaker 1: that's all, a little a little flush. It's it's embarrassing, 376 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:09,720 Speaker 1: as I say, And you look tired, you know what 377 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,119 Speaker 1: I mean. Like all right, So so the scaffolding is 378 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,480 Speaker 1: going up, walls are set, okay, uh, and then we 379 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,600 Speaker 1: should be getting the new palace in there. And good 380 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,400 Speaker 1: news everybody, we have confirmed, hard confirmation February. We're gonna 381 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,160 Speaker 1: be building. We need all hands on day. Everybody needs 382 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 1: to be here, all right, uh, because we will be 383 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,840 Speaker 1: watching everyone work, and that is why we need to 384 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:37,120 Speaker 1: be here, all right. So work that works, that works, 385 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,080 Speaker 1: that works, it's not it's not. Yeah that works for me, 386 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,040 Speaker 1: that works. That's that's gonna work. One of the hours 387 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,440 Speaker 1: we should expect on or we should actually we should 388 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,280 Speaker 1: be here. They seven, So why don't we get into 389 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,880 Speaker 1: twenty seventh round eight thirty pm and we'll be here 390 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,720 Speaker 1: until you'll have the regular bunk beds. Uh huh oh yeah, 391 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,120 Speaker 1: pizza party him. I'm here to see the doctor. I'm 392 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,119 Speaker 1: Mr Fontanella. I have a two pm with him. M 393 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:06,639 Speaker 1: Henry Dante Fontanella. Yes that's me, okay, first time patient, 394 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,640 Speaker 1: first time yeah, okay can I be honest real quick? 395 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,680 Speaker 1: I don't really have insurance so much cash? Look, you 396 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,320 Speaker 1: work in this place. Let me ask a question this. 397 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,679 Speaker 1: There's two lines on that is that? What does that mean? 398 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:26,080 Speaker 1: Is that good? Or is that bad? Congratulations on which parts? Sorry? 399 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,399 Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I don't want to presume. 400 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to presume. Okay, no, so okay? So 401 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,359 Speaker 1: two means is this could have been handled over the phone. 402 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,520 Speaker 1: Is this the only reason for your appointment? This is 403 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,200 Speaker 1: the only reason. I just need someone to read this 404 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:44,440 Speaker 1: test for me. Okay, Well, the lines are blurred a 405 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,880 Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, Well, let me ask you a question. If, say, 406 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,879 Speaker 1: my fiance is pregnant, is there any chance that this 407 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,920 Speaker 1: baby based on the month that we are in now, 408 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,720 Speaker 1: is there any chance that this baby could be born 409 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:02,639 Speaker 1: in January? Okay? I would need to know when the 410 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:07,399 Speaker 1: baby was conceived, I think. Okay, Well, where was the 411 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:12,479 Speaker 1: baby conceiving? Athetic? All right? Last time we screwed was um, well, 412 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: we screwed in my car because we hadn't had we 413 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,120 Speaker 1: hadn't been screwing much lately. And then we were leaving 414 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:22,879 Speaker 1: dinner and I said, why don't we screw yeah, I 415 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: came alone. I don't my husband, I don't my fiance. Sorry, 416 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 1: I didn't even ask him to come to the sonogram. 417 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 1: Today he keeps he keeps calling our sex screwing and 418 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:41,520 Speaker 1: just like a shit Yeah, he's a piece of ship. 419 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:46,639 Speaker 1: It makes me feel like a cold Okay, thank you, 420 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,720 Speaker 1: thank you for the warning. Have you thought about leaving him? 421 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:58,640 Speaker 1: Well more than that, I've I've definitely thought about seeking vengeance, 422 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:02,320 Speaker 1: and I've started to do so around town. Look at 423 00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:07,920 Speaker 1: that screen, do you see that? Me? Neither? Hold on, 424 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,720 Speaker 1: Let's keep going. I see a lot of things. I 425 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,320 Speaker 1: mean that, I see a lot, and I'm not really clear. 426 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,680 Speaker 1: I think I'm getting some of some of your tummy. Honestly, 427 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,800 Speaker 1: some of this looks like food Jack Jack, Hey, hey, 428 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,440 Speaker 1: I know, and it's you know me, you know me. 429 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,920 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm your neighbor, I'm your neighbors going on. 430 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,160 Speaker 1: Just uh yeah, well, I'm having one of those days. Sure. 431 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 1: I just feel like everything around town is like talking 432 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 1: to me. You know, maybe I'm stressed. Maybe I'm stressed. 433 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,680 Speaker 1: You know, I got all the stressed figure that Okay, Okay, 434 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,040 Speaker 1: so that that that sign over there that usually says 435 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,640 Speaker 1: furniture Does that say January or does that say that's sense? 436 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,920 Speaker 1: Science says January. And I was thinking that they change 437 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 1: the name of the store. It's a strange name of No. No, 438 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,040 Speaker 1: this is thirty one street. Does that? Does that street 439 00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:01,360 Speaker 1: side say January? Or is that thirty one street? Holy shit? Okay, 440 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:05,520 Speaker 1: says January. Okay, what's happening? Okay, I don't know. I 441 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,120 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't mean it's not you. I don't know. 442 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. What's that? Okay, hold on, 443 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 1: thank it's okay, Sarah. Is my two o'clock? Yes, he 444 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: he is. Okay, I don't see him here. Where did 445 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,680 Speaker 1: you leave it? Where? Well, if he was here and 446 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 1: then he said he had to run out for a minute, okay, 447 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: Well that kind of messes everything up. Um, Can I 448 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,360 Speaker 1: can I go? Can I take the two o'clock? I 449 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,960 Speaker 1: was for the three o'clock? Sir? Yeah, you're coming every week. 450 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,239 Speaker 1: You're fine. I got problems, You're fine, You're fine. Put 451 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:46,880 Speaker 1: putting your shirt back on. Look at these nipples, those 452 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,280 Speaker 1: ones like the nipples a healthy man. Nipples come in 453 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,440 Speaker 1: all shapes and size. He don't look great, sir, just 454 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,760 Speaker 1: betting honest, even your nurse slash receptions. Excuse me, sir, 455 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:06,120 Speaker 1: one mo, this is awkward. I'm running away from me, 456 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 1: ma'am h God. Yeah, well, I mean he called my 457 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,840 Speaker 1: stomach a tummy that you know how that makes me feel. 458 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,880 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm bloated. I feel like I'm huge already, 459 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: and I'm already preparing for that. So I made his 460 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 1: weien like a chameleon's tongue, where it's just kind of 461 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,360 Speaker 1: like every time he tries to whip it out of 462 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,720 Speaker 1: just it just curls all right back up and goes 463 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,560 Speaker 1: and just curls right back up into tight, tight spiral. 464 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:50,880 Speaker 1: Here's your here's your chum. Thank you so much, Thank 465 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,160 Speaker 1: you for listening to know. We're not that busy today. 466 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 1: So I've lost a lot of friends and women find 467 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,479 Speaker 1: my energy too much. They find it a bit alpha, 468 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:07,000 Speaker 1: and they don't love it. So are you the wicked 469 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 1: witch of the weien? I wouldn't say wicked. Who's saying wicked? 470 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 1: Are people saying wicked? They've been throwing that. It's more 471 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,040 Speaker 1: for the alliteration. First, you can't ask your time off 472 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,240 Speaker 1: because of a curse. Okay, I need you work in 473 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: the rush hour coffee. All right, I can't have you 474 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,680 Speaker 1: just because you got cursed. I got I get cursed. 475 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 1: My ween got cursed. Come on, Bruce, I had a 476 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:33,320 Speaker 1: tiny ween and now it's huge. First, come on, I 477 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 1: need you to work. And she made it twelve times 478 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 1: the size. It's a problem. What do you want me 479 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,200 Speaker 1: to say to that person? Be like, oh, I'm so sorry. 480 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:47,080 Speaker 1: Now you got a hog down there? Look, white cat White? 481 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,920 Speaker 1: Can't I just work in the back. We first, we 482 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,720 Speaker 1: need you up front, and don't tell me it's going 483 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,000 Speaker 1: to get in the way in your khakis. I need 484 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,200 Speaker 1: you to be up there moving your policy that we 485 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:02,680 Speaker 1: all wear khakis three times too. Okay, the less fabric 486 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,280 Speaker 1: the better. It just is science, Bruce. Can I wear 487 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 1: a looser pant? M hmm cipers? Hello, hello, hello, hello, 488 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 1: I'm under the counter. Oh okay, I will take a coffee. Okay, okay, alright, 489 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,200 Speaker 1: coming right up. Why are you walking like a duck 490 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,840 Speaker 1: down there? Look, I got I got my wing. Curse man, 491 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 1: holy ship, that's a freaking hog. Yeah. Look, I just 492 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,600 Speaker 1: I just want to get you your coffee and get 493 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,880 Speaker 1: you on your way, all right. I don't want to 494 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:58,000 Speaker 1: talk about my right Hey, Hey, there's meetings for this. 495 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,920 Speaker 1: I'm a part of it. Hold that you gonna hog it? 496 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,120 Speaker 1: It speaks to I mean, can they be covered in 497 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:13,480 Speaker 1: the meetings. I don't know ship. This is weird. Hey, 498 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 1: look at me, Look at me? Did you call me 499 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: a hog? Answer him? Answer him? I gonna get mad. 500 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,760 Speaker 1: You don't want him mad? Okay, okay, okay, okay, Yes, 501 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I called you a hog just to drip coffee. Yes, please, 502 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 1: thank you. Hey, Bruce is let me there is? Let 503 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:41,080 Speaker 1: me there? Yeah, you're your guys. He there, Yeah, Libby, 504 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:46,120 Speaker 1: it's for you. Hey, let me you psycho? How are 505 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 1: you doing it? You know? Hanging right? I know that anyway. Look, 506 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta line on some good cocaine. I 507 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,200 Speaker 1: don't know you want to jump in keep talking. Look, 508 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,200 Speaker 1: we gotta meet somebody over at the port. But do 509 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,840 Speaker 1: me a favorite? Can ditch Bruce? Let me? Don't do 510 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 1: this man, I'm trying to stay baby, baby, Hi, Hi, Hi, Okay, 511 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,440 Speaker 1: I've had I've had a day. Baby. I just want 512 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,120 Speaker 1: to tell you a couple of things. One, I love 513 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 1: you too. It is a day. You've been gone for 514 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:27,200 Speaker 1: like five weeks? What no, this morning you ran out 515 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,080 Speaker 1: of the house. I've been trying to call you. You've 516 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,480 Speaker 1: been gone for like five weeks. It couldn't get a 517 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,560 Speaker 1: Hi've been actually talking to your mother trying to figure 518 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,560 Speaker 1: out where you were. Who's that? It's me Andry. It's 519 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,000 Speaker 1: the entire office. We uh we came over and looking 520 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,640 Speaker 1: for you and where were you? On? Why are you 521 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:51,720 Speaker 1: wearing my bathrobe? I was cold, baby. The entire office 522 00:34:51,800 --> 00:35:00,759 Speaker 1: is that is seen too, so it's not weird. Oh man, 523 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:08,919 Speaker 1: January really was a curse for that guy. Three comes 524 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:14,200 Speaker 1: as from patroon Double V I V. Catherine Wasser, who wrote, 525 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,040 Speaker 1: Hello Kevin. I've been hoping that one of my late 526 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,480 Speaker 1: April suggestions with backstories would make the grade, but I 527 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,399 Speaker 1: suspect not since it's already mid July and I haven't 528 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 1: heard back. As a former co worker of mine would 529 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:33,520 Speaker 1: have said, no doubt responding to my whining quote bitch, bitch, bitch, 530 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 1: doesn't anybody fuck anymore? An end quote which always cracked 531 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:45,960 Speaker 1: me up. So anyways, I'm trying to come up with 532 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,359 Speaker 1: more ideas because my early success went to my head, 533 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,759 Speaker 1: I think. But this suggestion is to let you know 534 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,360 Speaker 1: that my second backstory about the Roadrunner is still going on, 535 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,280 Speaker 1: so I think that makes it a real backstory. Anyway, 536 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,320 Speaker 1: I'm going to send that's many Anyways, I'm going to 537 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,960 Speaker 1: send you another message good via your sort of new email, 538 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,680 Speaker 1: because that way I can send you some pictures ah 539 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,520 Speaker 1: of Linguini. That's what I've named the road Runner. No 540 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:21,839 Speaker 1: idea why, it's just what popped into my head when 541 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,919 Speaker 1: people ask what's his name? I don't see any way 542 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,759 Speaker 1: to send pictures via this site, and I do want 543 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:32,799 Speaker 1: to send a couple. So for now, uh, I'm gonna 544 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,319 Speaker 1: just jump in there and say, Alchemy, this email at 545 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,320 Speaker 1: gmail dot com is where you should send your photos. 546 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,920 Speaker 1: For for now, I will just say greetings to everyone. 547 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,880 Speaker 1: I love every episode. I'm constantly gobsmacked by the terrific 548 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:50,440 Speaker 1: ideas your listeners come up with. And as for Linguini 549 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:56,359 Speaker 1: the Roadrunner, more a N O N or ann as 550 00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:00,480 Speaker 1: in short for anonymous, all the best from Thank Odd. Finally, 551 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:05,759 Speaker 1: Rainy Tucson or Tucson Catherine, So Linguini the Roadrunner will 552 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:13,360 Speaker 1: be are seen suggested. Okay, so I got all these pictures. 553 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,400 Speaker 1: I got all these pictures, and I just want to 554 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 1: be able to upload them the computer are you using, sir? 555 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,560 Speaker 1: If I may ask, Oh, well, that's that's why I 556 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,440 Speaker 1: came over here to king. I don't have a computer, 557 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,080 Speaker 1: so I have all this. Gonna we sell you a 558 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,520 Speaker 1: computer today? Maybe that would help load the pictures. No, 559 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,960 Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm good without. Uh So, let's let's have 560 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,160 Speaker 1: hard copy of photos you want to send in the mail? 561 00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,960 Speaker 1: Is that what's happening? No, you want to send these digitally. 562 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,880 Speaker 1: I don't want to send them digitally at all. No. 563 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,839 Speaker 1: So these Manila folders, all these ones I have here, 564 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,399 Speaker 1: these are just these are the photos, and I want 565 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,000 Speaker 1: to be able to upload them to to a folder 566 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,840 Speaker 1: for me, So I have them. So you need a scanner, 567 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,040 Speaker 1: some sort printer scanner, scanner to scan the photos into 568 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,640 Speaker 1: a huh And then you want to put them into 569 00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,840 Speaker 1: a computer computer. Okay, let's do that. Yep, great. Uh So, 570 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,719 Speaker 1: take a look at the scanners on the floor. Let 571 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 1: me know which one you want to purchase. If there's 572 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,160 Speaker 1: a printer's camp, No, I don't want to. I just 573 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,040 Speaker 1: know if you could do that, if you could just 574 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,400 Speaker 1: print some of the stables, hoping we would help you 575 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:17,160 Speaker 1: with your physical needs. Yeah, I mean I don't. I 576 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,080 Speaker 1: don't have a No, you don't have a which is 577 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,400 Speaker 1: what we sell. We sell all the aids. Okay, I 578 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,440 Speaker 1: see what's going on here. Look, I I came to 579 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,080 Speaker 1: I Can Go Staples in order to get all my 580 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,040 Speaker 1: photos digitized and put it on a folder online so 581 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,440 Speaker 1: I could use all right, because I understand now that's 582 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,480 Speaker 1: where everything is going tech wise. So why don't we 583 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,719 Speaker 1: just do that? And you can't do that? Maybe there's 584 00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,759 Speaker 1: someone who can help me. I'm I'm a Staples can 585 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,279 Speaker 1: Goes member. All right, Yes, okay, let me just run 586 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,720 Speaker 1: your membership card through and then we'll just be okay. 587 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:51,000 Speaker 1: Do you have a phone number on the account? All right, Um, 588 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:57,520 Speaker 1: so I'll tell you what. Let me see the photo. Hey, 589 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,080 Speaker 1: I gotta check this one out. Oh geezh, wow is 590 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,279 Speaker 1: that what I think it is? Yes, it's a road Runner. Wow, 591 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,640 Speaker 1: I've not seen one up close like that. They're not 592 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,839 Speaker 1: They're not fake. A lot of people tell either're fake 593 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,920 Speaker 1: because you see him in a cartoon. They're real, the 594 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:19,120 Speaker 1: road Runners real. Yes, the photos fake. You didn't take 595 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:24,960 Speaker 1: this No, I didn't, okay, just checking, so you're not 596 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 1: even sure since you didn't take these photos? If they're real, 597 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:34,160 Speaker 1: but you want to download them into I'm calling because 598 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,000 Speaker 1: I need to return a box that I got from you. 599 00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:41,680 Speaker 1: It was supposed to be spring loaded with the Big 600 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,600 Speaker 1: Red Boxing Club and it's put a wham bam boom. 601 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,239 Speaker 1: But what happened was when I set the box down. Uh, 602 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,840 Speaker 1: instead of being triggered by the intended uh, it just 603 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,480 Speaker 1: blew up in my face. Could you help me with 604 00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:10,160 Speaker 1: this return? Yeah? That constantly sends me malfunctioning garbage. I 605 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,399 Speaker 1: just work here. I don't. I don't make them. I don't. 606 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:19,280 Speaker 1: I'm sorry coming across as aggressive, but I've faced serious 607 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:26,719 Speaker 1: physical injury multiple times and I'm at wits end. I'm 608 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,000 Speaker 1: sorry about that for you, and your personal situation is 609 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:36,320 Speaker 1: absolutely your personal situation. Um, my personal situation is just 610 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,520 Speaker 1: working this super thankless job for very little money and 611 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,600 Speaker 1: having people treat me like I am Uh just another 612 00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:48,759 Speaker 1: pen on the I'm sorry, I interrupts, sir. I'm sorry 613 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:54,000 Speaker 1: to interrupt. Uh. Can talk to you for a second, Yeah, 614 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,759 Speaker 1: give us one second, sir. Okay, what are you doing? 615 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:05,880 Speaker 1: I don't. I'm sorry. We're the Kinko side, and what 616 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:11,879 Speaker 1: A'm talking about? Okay, it's just when I was working 617 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,880 Speaker 1: at the staple. Yeah, the Kinko side. We don't talk 618 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,040 Speaker 1: about our feelings. But when I was working at the 619 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,239 Speaker 1: Staples side and I did get to express myself a 620 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,600 Speaker 1: little bit, I felt better when I went home. And 621 00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:27,360 Speaker 1: now then I'm at the Kinko side and I can't. 622 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:32,000 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm I'm I'm angry when I get home, 623 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:37,719 Speaker 1: I'm angry. John, Well, you're talking to me about your feeling. No, 624 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,520 Speaker 1: I can't. I'm waiting. They're supposed to be helping me. 625 00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,239 Speaker 1: So I'm like mid transition. You're in life of the 626 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,960 Speaker 1: Kinko side, the staple side, of the taco bell Kinko side, 627 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:55,839 Speaker 1: there's a taco bell side. Yeah, all right, you've been 628 00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,480 Speaker 1: patted down, have a seat, all right? You got a 629 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,719 Speaker 1: file with you there? All right? What don't you hand 630 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,839 Speaker 1: those files over to me to see what we got here? 631 00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:16,080 Speaker 1: Pretty good? Did you take this yourself? Nope, it's a 632 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:22,440 Speaker 1: nice Do you know who took them? Yeah? M hm, 633 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:27,840 Speaker 1: m hmmm. Do you work with him for him? Her? No? 634 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,279 Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Original did you say, did you say work 635 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:38,880 Speaker 1: with him? Yeah? Yeah, oh you do these original copies? 636 00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:45,880 Speaker 1: First time I've seen him. M hm. Have these um 637 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:52,080 Speaker 1: in any way been uploaded to a cloud, digitized in 638 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,160 Speaker 1: any way to the best of your knowledge. I tried, 639 00:42:55,280 --> 00:43:00,400 Speaker 1: Oh you did so. I mean we could open window 640 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,520 Speaker 1: of the plane where we reach a certain height. It's 641 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,880 Speaker 1: not safe for me to fly through a cloud. I 642 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,719 Speaker 1: need to get these as close as possible, all right, 643 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,600 Speaker 1: They got to touch the cloud. They have to touch 644 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:17,080 Speaker 1: the cloud. Yeah, Jesus Christ, what do you turn so shark? 645 00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,560 Speaker 1: My god, oh god, I lost them. I lost some 646 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,600 Speaker 1: of the goddamn photos. They're going through the cloud right now. 647 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:29,440 Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a crazy storm man. And you're asking 648 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:40,640 Speaker 1: one million, let's do too, two million, and we have 649 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:46,560 Speaker 1: a deal. Is that that's what you're saying. Yeah, he's 650 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:58,040 Speaker 1: a good Thanks. They're the new Nacho Christi, Cordeva's, Cordiba's. Yeah, 651 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,080 Speaker 1: Taco bells rolling them out. So these the new nacho crusts. 652 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:08,640 Speaker 1: This is the new nacho crust cheesy gorbetes. Yeah, and 653 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:13,880 Speaker 1: that's not cheese, that's that's baja blast and that is 654 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:19,080 Speaker 1: scorching hot. So when you buy it down straight, this 655 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:24,240 Speaker 1: is a new nacho crust, cheesy gorbetes with baja blast 656 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,880 Speaker 1: and scorchers. No, not in scorchers. It's just it's the 657 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:33,640 Speaker 1: Baja blast scorch Yeah. Can I get the Nato crusts 658 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:39,279 Speaker 1: cheesy gorbetas with the Baja blast? Um? Can you just 659 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,000 Speaker 1: say that one more time? Sorry, this is my first 660 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,040 Speaker 1: day on this side. I want the Nato crust cheesy 661 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:54,440 Speaker 1: gorbetoes with and blast and scorchers. Okay, um? Did you um? 662 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,320 Speaker 1: Did you want any uh Centaimon twists on the side? 663 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:03,080 Speaker 1: Can I get it in it? Yeah? Sure, we can 664 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,640 Speaker 1: do that inside. And did you know we're all thank 665 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,479 Speaker 1: you for him to the potluck? Okay, it's just quickly 666 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,760 Speaker 1: go around and see what you brought. I brought casserole. Okay, 667 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:15,279 Speaker 1: go ahead, yeah and it what did you bring? Um? Well, 668 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:20,320 Speaker 1: I brought a bunch of cheesy gordeevas. I brought it 669 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:27,719 Speaker 1: gordevas cheesy corpetoes. We should according to this ahead of time. 670 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,919 Speaker 1: Oh you got the notch of crispmaines. I just got plain. 671 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:37,920 Speaker 1: I just got plain. Okay, so you brought cheesy, but 672 00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,680 Speaker 1: I actually also brought a bucket of Languini taco bells, 673 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:46,520 Speaker 1: rolling that out as a side. And so every year 674 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:52,880 Speaker 1: against my better judge, everybody here, look at look at 675 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,279 Speaker 1: look around everyone. Everyone shaking their head. No, they're all 676 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,120 Speaker 1: shaking their head. No, hands up, even they don't want 677 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:04,239 Speaker 1: you here a bucket of lingui. They're holding their hands 678 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,640 Speaker 1: up like surgeons, like doctors something. They doesn't wash their 679 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,480 Speaker 1: hands and they're shaking their head. No, look a look 680 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:14,160 Speaker 1: at everybody. They don't want you here, Janet, you're my 681 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:19,000 Speaker 1: best seeing that you are, you're my best friend. I 682 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,239 Speaker 1: might not be yours, but you are. Nobody wants to 683 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,840 Speaker 1: eat a bucket of linguini. I don't. I don't know, 684 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,000 Speaker 1: talk about rolling it out. It's like a new can. 685 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,040 Speaker 1: Get one of those they're not doing it. They're doing 686 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:35,480 Speaker 1: it little paper pouches. Can I grab one of those 687 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,080 Speaker 1: cheesy corp hold on? Hold on? You wanted from her? 688 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,160 Speaker 1: Do you want it from him? Do you want not 689 00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:45,600 Speaker 1: your crust? Or from Bruce? Bruce? You want a handful 690 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:50,879 Speaker 1: of linguini? You got a hug down there. That's sorry, show. 691 00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,680 Speaker 1: I think that was fitting. I think that was fidding 692 00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:59,279 Speaker 1: of the suggestion though, oh yes yes there was. I'm 693 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:04,839 Speaker 1: just like, thank you. They're supposed to know what lingu 694 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,840 Speaker 1: the road runner is. You know what's so weird is 695 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,359 Speaker 1: my dog when like my dog's acting out. We say 696 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,360 Speaker 1: that like it's her alter ego and her alter egos 697 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:24,040 Speaker 1: name yes no Um. That wonderful supporter and listener Katherine 698 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,560 Speaker 1: Wasson who's a double v I p Um has sent 699 00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,120 Speaker 1: stories about the Roadrunner and I read one of them. 700 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,080 Speaker 1: It's been a while, like back in April, I think, 701 00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:38,000 Speaker 1: But yeah, I will share the photos the moment I 702 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,520 Speaker 1: see them, if I can figure out how to upload them. 703 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:44,239 Speaker 1: This is a pet, yep, Well, okay, it's a pet 704 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:49,919 Speaker 1: as much as Gary Anthony's squirrel is a pet. Gotcha. Yeah, 705 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,239 Speaker 1: a roadrunner has decided to take over the front Right 706 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,719 Speaker 1: outside her front door, there's like a planner, and you 707 00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,400 Speaker 1: happen to know if she's in Arizona. I think so. 708 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,319 Speaker 1: I think it was too sound right, what are you doing? 709 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,759 Speaker 1: Like I just happened to for the first time life 710 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,880 Speaker 1: I saw I saw a road Runner like three weeks 711 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,399 Speaker 1: ago in in Arizona, and I was like, oh my god, 712 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:15,359 Speaker 1: the real did it run? Was it running? No? Not really, 713 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,759 Speaker 1: but it looked like like it looked like a real 714 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,719 Speaker 1: version of a Roadrunner. It was very tall and it 715 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,520 Speaker 1: sound like a Volkswagen horn and I had my windows 716 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,640 Speaker 1: up it was on the side of the road. It 717 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,840 Speaker 1: was literally running. You drove past and knew instantly that 718 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,879 Speaker 1: it was a road It looked like it was tall, 719 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,399 Speaker 1: like you don't often see tall birds on the side 720 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:41,520 Speaker 1: of the road. It was weird. I looked up what 721 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,400 Speaker 1: they looked like, and it was it was a road runner. 722 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,440 Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't like big bird, but it was, 723 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:50,320 Speaker 1: you know, I think that's exactly what we all pictured, 724 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:56,880 Speaker 1: a six foot for a bird man. Well, thank you 725 00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,400 Speaker 1: James Heney for being here. Um, are you still in 726 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,040 Speaker 1: the state of Arizona. No, I'm back in California. I'm 727 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,880 Speaker 1: gonna go back to Arizona in September. But actually I 728 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,759 Speaker 1: have a big announcement. It's it's awesome. For years I've 729 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,920 Speaker 1: worked for game Front, and for months I've worked on 730 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,040 Speaker 1: this next step, and finally it's announced. I'm partial owner 731 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,800 Speaker 1: of game Front. We've revamped the website, uh and I 732 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,040 Speaker 1: would love you guys to check out. I don't think 733 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,840 Speaker 1: the new websites posted yet, but within the matter of 734 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,000 Speaker 1: a couple of days, we're gonna have it all revamped. 735 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,120 Speaker 1: And I'm really proud of the work that we've been doing. 736 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,040 Speaker 1: And I'm cor owner of game Front. Now can I 737 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,440 Speaker 1: be the oldest person on the planet and asked what 738 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,400 Speaker 1: the game front is? The YouTube channel and I played 739 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,760 Speaker 1: video games and act like an asshole on the YouTube channel. 740 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,480 Speaker 1: But the website is for modding. So if you want 741 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,000 Speaker 1: to take your video games and mod it, like for instance, 742 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,360 Speaker 1: if you have an old game like half Like, you 743 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,000 Speaker 1: could install mods to make it a way better. Game 744 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,880 Speaker 1: is the really easy. So there's a lot of file 745 00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,759 Speaker 1: sharing on game front dot com. Um, so you can 746 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,719 Speaker 1: change what your video games do for you, but you're 747 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:11,160 Speaker 1: not You're not. Literally what if the owners of game 748 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,640 Speaker 1: if I call and say I have a computer issue, 749 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,360 Speaker 1: he has a red alert alarm that cos on and 750 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,400 Speaker 1: it's just like it's like a sired I'm not allowed 751 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:24,319 Speaker 1: to do anything tech there. I could call Chris. Oh, 752 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,800 Speaker 1: thank you James for being your congratulations. That is a 753 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,960 Speaker 1: monstrous announcement and we're unbelievably thrilled for you. I think 754 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,480 Speaker 1: I speak on behalf of the entire United States like 755 00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,239 Speaker 1: we wait to hear from the rest of the world. UM, 756 00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,920 Speaker 1: Jack Giggins, as do Ruth, thank you for being here, 757 00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:44,920 Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. Congratulations James, It's so exciting. Um. 758 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,640 Speaker 1: I have some pretty exciting news myself. I did recently 759 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:53,520 Speaker 1: purchase my first pair of prescription sunglasses and so I 760 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,080 Speaker 1: will no longer have to wear two glasses at once. 761 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,759 Speaker 1: And I'm very and I'm very proud of I'm very 762 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:04,240 Speaker 1: proud out of my soul for for doing, for giving myself. 763 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,799 Speaker 1: You find the frames that you loved, and then told 764 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,080 Speaker 1: the folks that you wanted prescription sunglass lenses put in 765 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,120 Speaker 1: or how to? What was the process? Well, they went 766 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,000 Speaker 1: to the optometrist and I told them, I said, I'm 767 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,839 Speaker 1: looking for lightweight frames and I'm going to get real ones, 768 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,920 Speaker 1: and then I also want some some prescription sunglasses. Can 769 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,680 Speaker 1: you do that for me? And they said absolutely. They 770 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,600 Speaker 1: didn't ask if you had money, They just said sure, 771 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,040 Speaker 1: what we can do it? They said sure, and then 772 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,560 Speaker 1: they gave it to me for free. That all they 773 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,560 Speaker 1: said was to show them my teatailers. And I said 774 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,799 Speaker 1: what else? And then they laughed and I laughed, an, 775 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:42,839 Speaker 1: that's so good, Craig. Are you still in parts unknown? Yeah, 776 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:49,359 Speaker 1: you'll never find me, Well, one of us might, okay, uh, 777 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,560 Speaker 1: And apparently there's a Delta plus now, so if the 778 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,520 Speaker 1: Delta breat doesn't enough for you. Delta Plus is on 779 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:59,759 Speaker 1: the way, So get that show Delta Plus. There's a 780 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,719 Speaker 1: I heard of the Lambda Yeah I got. I got 781 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,719 Speaker 1: Peacock Plus like an asshole. Apparently there's a Delta Plus available. 782 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:11,040 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Delta plus is incredible. You're gonna get that 783 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,719 Speaker 1: log in and it's it's wrapped in case though as well. 784 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:20,840 Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Uh Joey Greer, yep, thanks for 785 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,200 Speaker 1: having me. If you want to see what's going on online, 786 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,080 Speaker 1: game Front is where you're gonna want to go. And 787 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,319 Speaker 1: I guarantee you there's there's gonna be a hot bit 788 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,280 Speaker 1: of people talking, probably you know, a fantastic comments section 789 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,120 Speaker 1: on the website. But if you really want to know 790 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,400 Speaker 1: the real secrets of Maddy the game but alchemy this 791 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,600 Speaker 1: pot on Reddit. Joe He's not going to give you 792 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:46,120 Speaker 1: a piece of his piece. He's not, so you don't 793 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,440 Speaker 1: have to push the hard. Thank you all very much 794 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:54,239 Speaker 1: for being here. Comedy face dot com, I thought when 795 00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:58,759 Speaker 1: you no, that wasn't my time. Can I just tell 796 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,600 Speaker 1: you the comedy fixes my new favorite fix? Thank you, yes, 797 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:08,560 Speaker 1: and please never stop doing it. Okay, we have two 798 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,440 Speaker 1: more testimonials to just record, and then I'm good for 799 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,680 Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, no, I'm loving it. Chris, thank you, 800 00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,160 Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, still looking for that invite. Um, all right, 801 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,600 Speaker 1: well let's thank our engineering process to the stars. Mr 802 00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:28,719 Speaker 1: Doug Bayne are media, all of you listeners out there, 803 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,120 Speaker 1: thank you so very much. Please and thank you for 804 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,359 Speaker 1: your patience on my responding to your emails and those 805 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,560 Speaker 1: folks on Patrons, same goes. Just know that every time 806 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,960 Speaker 1: you're right. Yeah, well, I guess my ship didn't cut it, keV. 807 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,399 Speaker 1: It doesn't mean that, It just means I'm slower than 808 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,520 Speaker 1: we'd all like to reply to you. Perhaps James could 809 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,839 Speaker 1: help out with some of the emails since he has 810 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,759 Speaker 1: the Patreon password instead of the entire load. Well, we 811 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:59,319 Speaker 1: won't go to the rest of that. Uh. We love 812 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,399 Speaker 1: you dearly, We thank you. Please be kind to each 813 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:10,360 Speaker 1: other and until next time, alcome h