WEBVTT - A Bunch of Baloney 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.640 This is Suckers. I'm Keel Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:06.000 I'm Jared han An. 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:11.440 iHeartRadio podcast. Hey everyone, welcome to an all new episode 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:15.040 of Suckers. I'm joined by Jared and Dean. What are 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:16.239 you guys suckers for this week? 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:18.160 A sucker for my beautiful wife. 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:21.279 That is the right answer. I'm a sucker for my 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:22.799 handyman husband. Dean. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:26.439 Yeah, it's nice to hear because you've never thanked me 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:27.400 for anything that I told you. 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:30.960 That is so crazy. Jared, what do you sucker for? 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:36.400 Things are good over in Roady? What is new over here? Nothing? 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:38.880 Nothing is new just day after day. It's the same 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.640 nonsense over and over again until we die. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.000 It's really beautiful optimism. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.040 It's a really beautiful way to look at it. 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.680 But you know what the good thing is, we have coffee, 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.560 and coffee solves problems. 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:55.279 Here's what we're suckers for. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:56.880 We're suckers for coffee. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:59.000 What do you guys doing? What kind of coffee you 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.880 guys drinking? Jared's got something from Starbucks. It's Audrey's, but 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:03.880 it kind of looks like Starbucks. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.759 It's a nice little shaken espresso with a little almond 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:12.679 milk and some comb foam on top. It's a little sweet, 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.920 but I'm also a sweet tooth. That's the issue I have. 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:20.080 I'm not really I don't have desires for food. Ashley 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:23.040 is the opposite. Where she thinks about what she's having 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:26.759 for dinner. She I mean, I'm not a daze beforehand. 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.480 She looks at menus before she goes to restaurants. What 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:32.039 she wants is that I'm not that guy, Like, is. 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:33.920 She on Yelp? Does she look at the photos on Yelp? 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:36.360 I mean she looks at photos. I don't think she 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:37.759 really looks at reviews at all. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.200 I've never understood that. Every time Kaylen does it, I'm like, 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:41.800 just I have to see what it looks like. I 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:43.240 live in the moment, I can't. 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.080 I have to see what it looks like to know 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:45.720 if I want it. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.360 Yeah, it's just I'd never really understood why you do that, 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:49.360 because I built. 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:51.600 So much anticipation for my meals and if I'm let down, 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:52.920 I'll be sad. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.440 But a picture, like, what can you really tell from 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:55.840 a picture? 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.200 I pulled up pictures for you at that positive place, 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.440 and you decided to pivot on your because of the 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:01.040 photo show. 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:05.240 Pasta names are so confusing. It's like a lot of eenies. 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:08.040 And all I want is like a nice spaghetti noodle 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.239 and a delicious red sauce with maybe. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.240 A little bit of you want the basic stuff with. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:13.360 Maybe a little bit of meat in there if I'm 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:17.040 feeling spunky something, because I'm like, that sounds interesting, and 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:21.120 it comes and it's like butter noodles with lamb garnish, 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:22.040 and I'm like, I don't want that. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:27.040 You know, I love butter noodles. I could eat pasta 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:29.880 with butter all day, every day. So Caitlen loves butter 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.440 noodles too. I'm so good. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.640 You guys have the palettes of toddlers. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.800 Yes we do. Every time I make pasta, I have 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:37.679 to set a little bit, a little bowl aside for 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.200 myself with butter and salt, and it is so good. 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:44.639 I'm sorry you're not as sophisticated as yours, Dean, because. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:49.959 Spaghetti meatballs up here, butter and noodles way down here. 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.040 I'm at least like a seven year old. You guys 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.280 are still in like the five year old territory. So 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:57.120 that's what are we talking about today, you guys. It's 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.720 good to see you, Jared, Good to see you as well. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.120 Anything happened. 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:05.480 We have Caitlyn coming to Audrey's next week, which is 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:11.360 exciting Caitlin Bristo, He's like, wait, what coming to Audrey. 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:12.880 So we're doing a meat great there. That'll be fun 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.840 and exciting, and we're doing an event with her Spade 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:19.359 and Sparrows. So just gearing up for that. Valentine's Day went, well. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:21.200 When's the last time I talked to you guys? Was 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:22.400 it pre Valentine's Day? 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:24.400 I think it was Valentine Valentine's Day? 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:26.320 Yeah, okay, So we went out, Ashley and I went 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.320 out to dinner. We had our date night on Sunday. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:35.400 Date night is so interesting now because we're it's it. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.800 We try to make things romantic obviously, but it's so 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:43.280 hard because you know she's pregnant. It's like, we get 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.480 out of the house, it's always you know, with the 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.400 kid and Audrey's it's always like a commotion getting out 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.080 of the house. And then find a new babysitters. So 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.320 we get to dinner and it's nice to relax, like 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:54.640 I have a glass of wine, but then I feel 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.720 bad because Ashley can't have a glass of wine. And 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:58.960 then there's things that she can't eat because she's pregnant. 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.760 She can't like have any you know, chacoderie board or 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.960 any meats like that, or she can't have barrata cheese. Random, 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.000 but like there's types of cheeses and types of food 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:07.560 she can't have. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.240 Are there things that she cheats on? Because I know 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:12.040 a lot of my friends they have their thing where 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.160 they're like, I can't give this up. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:20.840 She so apparently she she's not supposed to have Deli meat, 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:25.880 but apparently she can have it if it's freshly sliced. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:29.400 I don't really know, like if she sees it sliced, 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:32.080 she says that she can have it, but she can't 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:36.680 buy like percent preservatives. Yeah, dude, are you a boloney guy? 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:38.520 Uh? 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:42.480 Now, I mean I don't hate it. I'm very people 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:45.480 are Are you? Do you like boloney? I love baloney. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.240 My friend came and spent the night last night and 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:48.760 he opened the fridge and he looked at me and 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.839 he goes, I love that your baloney guy, And I go, 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:53.120 I love that eura baloney guy. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.200 There's not enough of us out there. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.520 Speaking of having the of a toddler, yeah, Caln hates 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:58.240 that a boloni. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:01.840 My dad love boloni. I used to have boloney and 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:07.080 cheese with mayo for my sandwich at school every day, mayonnaise, 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:10.359 baloney and cheese on white bread. That was Jared's lunch. 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:12.760 Oh that was such a nineties thing because I would 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:14.240 have Boloonian mustard on white bread. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:14.480 Yeah. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:16.920 Same, Yeah, it was either mustard or mayo. But then 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.000 the boloney would make the bread soggy by the time 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.719 lunch comes around, and then I hated it, like kind 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:27.640 of moist bread, baloney, moist bread. Our Valentine's Day was good. 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:29.600 We what did we do on Valentine's Day? 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.039 We tried to make pizzas. We tried to have a 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:35.280 romantic night in and make pizzas. Mine caught on fire 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.960 and it. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:37.400 Looked a little burnt. I'm not gonna lie. When you 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:40.320 posted the picture, I was like, is she being sarcastic? 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.159 Didn't Is this pieza looks burnt? 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:43.120 Well, that's deep. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:47.680 Mine was burnt because severely undercooked her as caught. 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:48.760 On fire and I thought I was going to catch 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.240 the house on fire. Freaked out, I couldn't. I didn't 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:52.600 know what to do, so I just pulled it out 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:55.240 and it was just straight dough, and then Dean kept 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:56.960 circling his and I was like, I think it's good. 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:58.400 And then it turned into Chris. 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:01.240 What's annoying about that pizza cooker? Gosh, this is such 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.719 a rifting podcast. What's annoying about that pizza cooker is 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:06.359 you can't cook the middle of it without burning the 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:07.760 outside of it. And I wanted to make sure it 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:09.599 was cooked all the way through, and so like I 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:10.240 had to burn it. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.159 I think that we didn't roll out the dough enough. 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.840 We actually didn't have a rolling pin and I got 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:18.440 a lot of d ms. Cooking pizza in this altitude 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.880 is different. Oh, so it's not totally awfaul. 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.640 I think you're it would cook easier in this altitude. 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:25.560 No, Like everything here is so different. It's been so 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:26.760 hard to cook and get things right. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.760 And then I bought, uh, I bought Kaitlin two dozen 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.919 roses and some epsom salt for the for the bath. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:34.080 And then I go to draw her to the bath 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:36.320 while she's out of the house and our bathhub doesn't work. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.480 So that was a big thought that counts. 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.920 It was a big fail on my part, But that's 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:41.960 that's what we did well. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:45.080 And then Dean's been building this behind me. There's tools everywhere. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.039 He's been working on the office, and he's been super 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.159 busy and not letting me really help, which is I'm 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:52.160 fine with It's it's been great. 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:54.360 She'll come in for she wants to film herself helping, 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:55.320 and then she'd be like, all right. 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:56.720 Don't call me out like that. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.600 Hey, all right, I need she's the one. You know. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.280 You gotta make money for the gram. You gotta put 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:05.200 some get some content up there. It's good content too. 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.040 Yeah, sand for five seconds, pretend like I did something. 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.440 No kiss obviously. Okay, that was really good. All right, 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:11.480 I'll see you in a couple hours. 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:13.760 He no, I to put these shelves in. I helped. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:16.280 I helped. That's all I did. 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.040 Carried the shelves from the garage to the room, which 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.040 is very nice. It looks good. I gotta give myself 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.600 some credit. It looks looking behind you, it looks really nice. 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.840 Just some tools and some mess, but it's almost. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.760 How hard was it for you to build that deck? 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.640 The deck is actually pretty easy to build. It's just 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:34.680 a big frame and then you just lay the deck boards. 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.000 It's I was thinking about it last night because when 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.440 I put this room together behind Kaylan, I was like 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.160 just stood back and I was like, man, it feels 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:44.080 really good to build something because just like seeing it 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:45.800 come together. I don't know what it is about it, 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.280 but it's really fit. It's like adult legos way. 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.080 And someone DMed me and she was like, hey, we'd 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.400 love to send you this. It's like this ten thousand 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:56.480 dollars or maybe even more than that. It's like storage 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:59.240 for all of your cricket crafts and stuff. And that's 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.840 basically what dean, but for like a thousand dollars. So 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:03.360 and it looks a lot better this. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:06.000 Yeah, how is this anything like that cricket thing? 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:06.960 Oh? A storage? 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:09.800 Yeah, but that was like a Murphy storage just somewhere 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:10.640 like all fold it own. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is a lot better. 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:15.360 Yeah, thanks, yep. So that's what we did Valentine's Day, 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:18.800 built stuff and burts some pizzas best Valentine's Day. That 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.760 first Valentine's Day as a married couple. 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:21.920 Sure was wow. 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.320 Oh yeah, well that's a good Valentine's Day to stay 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:30.200 in and cook. I it's you guys obviously are experiencing 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:34.520 it as well, and then just like I miss that 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:38.200 feeling of when you first started dating someone and you 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.600 guys would have that first night where you would stay 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.760 in and cook and like watch a movie. Oh that 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.120 was the best. That was the best. Like my biggest 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.400 advice for anybody out there right now, that's don't do 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.480 it on a first day. Obviously, because it's creepy. No 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:52.520 guys should be inviting a girl over for the first day. 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:53.679 But like if you guys been going out for a 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:56.160 little while and you're like on the verge of being 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.280 exclusive where you feel comfortable enough to invite a girl 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:01.000 over to your house or go over to her house, dude, 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.520 I find that to be the most fun date in 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.800 the world, even more than going out. Like staying in, 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:09.240 you buy a bottle of wine, you cook together, like 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:12.200 you're in pajamas, but it's kind of like sexy clothing too, 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:14.920 and you're watching a movie and it's. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:17.520 Like your heart's all racing. Do I put my arm 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.440 around or don't I put my arm around her? 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:23.280 Oh? And then of course, like you know, oh, it's 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:24.560 just suck out the bust. 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:26.600 I think I've told this story before. I remember I 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.160 went on a well, not on a date. For Valentine's 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:32.400 Day one year, I ordered in Chinese food. This is 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:35.920 long time ago, sorry, Kaylin, this is PC and ordered 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:39.559 Chinese food. I wanted to like set an ambient light, 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.600 and so I like threw a pink shirt over a 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:45.000 floor lamp, not realizing that lamps get pretty hot, and 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:48.920 the the shirt caught on fire. Yeah, in the middle 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:52.360 of my bedroom at the time, and it was very scary. 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:53.719 Wow, what'd you do? 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.600 Put the fire out and then turn the regular lights 0:09:56.640 --> 0:10:00.880 off and then na, my Chinese food. It's very romantic. 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:02.760 But yeah, now we don't get Now, we don't get that. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.319 I'm not lighting shirts on fire at thirty two. 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:08.960 You know with rose petals. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:09.440 Yeah, I know. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:12.960 But to Jared's point, there's something something fun about like 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:16.080 the itdy like like how silly we used to be. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.600 You know, well, you guys could still be those silly, 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:20.560 goofy guys. You just got to try a little harder. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.160 Yeah, I suppose deep. 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:24.400 Dig deep into your romantic. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:25.360 Art, try a little harder. 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.319 What will I have to I can't fix a bathtub. 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.160 I'm sorry that the bathtub wasn't able to be drawn 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:29.559 for you. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.600 I'm just saying, you guys are missing this little part 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.360 of your yourselves. You can get it back with your wife. 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.360 No, but I'm saying, like part of the fun of 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:40.120 what that, like, Jared, is it's like just like the 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:42.400 inexperience of it all, Like you hadn't really done it before, 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.079 and that's why it was so exciting, because you're like 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.120 figuring out as you go. Now that we're old and 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:50.520 not smart, but you know, more experienced, I guess those 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.280 things kind of lose their novelty a little bit. 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:56.079 Guys. It's also hard now because Ashley, like even when 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.800 we try to like be cutesy, she'll sneeze and she'll 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:03.120 be like, I just peed, and I'm like, ah, all right, let's. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:03.880 Just put something on the TV. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:05.600 Yeah. 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.640 Yeah, I did see that a lot of people have 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:11.960 sense in this article about how picking your nose can 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:13.040 lead to Alzheimer's. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.040 I have had dozens of people. 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:16.920 There's dozens of us. 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.480 No, seriously, dozens of people people. Lauren Zeema texted us 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:22.960 to us. We've had many people text just this article. 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.880 Yeah, apparently if we've been picking our nose on air 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:27.000 and just not noticed it is. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.320 Remember a couple of weeks ago. I was talking about 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:31.640 how I picked my nose in public and how it 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:32.400 makes kiln mad. 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:34.520 Oh yeah, Jared wasn't on that podcast. 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.320 Oh yeah, okay, So in carmellet was a big big 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:41.800 thing because I'm pro nose picking. If I have a booger, 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.160 I'm picking it. I don't need it. I'm not going 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:44.559 to go to the Bathroom'm not going to blow my nose, 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:48.000 because blowing your nose doesn't get those crusty boogers that 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:48.920 are stuck to my nose hair. 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:52.199 She takes I'm a pro picker. Two, I get it. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.880 I think what you don't necessarily understand, Kailin, is that 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.280 men have a lot more nose hair than women, and 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:58.480 so the boogers get stuck up. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:01.800 There a lot more little machines to just get them out. 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.360 So you may show a machine. Oh, I've tried those 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:07.280 machines and I think they don't work. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.760 I've tried these nose clippers too, and it's just like 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.880 you know, I went to the barber one time and 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.920 they did this thing with popsicle sticks. Deane. I don't 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:18.679 know if they've ever done this with you. Yeah, they 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:21.240 put wax on the end of these out and then 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:22.920 they put it up in my nose and then they're 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:26.080 like one, two, three and they just pull it out. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:27.520 Who's painful. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:29.480 Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.400 going to be. I thought I was gonna cry. I 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:34.360 was like, I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't remember. 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.840 I mean, I remember it's very ticklish. I'll like pluck 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:42.040 my nose hairs often. That's an enjoyable moment as well. 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:45.600 I can't pluck my nose hair. I can't like I 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.199 can't pluck in general. Maybe I'm just not a good plucker. Well, 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:49.360 like you know, if you have some if you have 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:51.160 some hair sticking out and the and you don't want 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:53.280 them sticking out anymore, just get like kind of get 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:54.360 up into the base and just a. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.800 Yank, super hard, super fingers. I feel like I use, 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:00.199 I feel like I get skin Like. I used to 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:04.840 try to pluck my like middle brow, and I'm like, 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.800 I just feel like I'm making my middle brow more 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:12.280 red than anything. I don't think I'm getting hairs anyway. 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:13.800 This is a guy problem. Obviously. 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:15.400 To improve your form, I think is really what it 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:15.960 comes down to. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:17.800 Apparently I need to practice more. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:30.640 Hey, Jared, I see on the rundown here that you're 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:33.320 doing something about a Girl Scout cookie taste test. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:37.320 What is that now? Apparently, did you guys know that 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:41.000 there are two different factories that distribute Girl Scout cookies? 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.079 Say, that's why they have different names. I was just 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:44.120 telling someone about this. 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:47.719 Wow, it's news to me. Well, apparently one is very 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:49.679 good and the other one is not as good. And 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:53.840 then Ashley is all pissed off. She I've heard this 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:56.000 conversation a million times and I can't hear it again 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.520 about how Rhode Island has the Girl Scout cooking. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:00.400 Yeah, the East Coast does have the bad one. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.920 Well, they're distributed all over the place, Like there's a 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.320 colored map that she brought up, but she goes look 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:07.440 and she zoomed in in Rhode Island. But there are 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:10.679 parts of mass that have the good factory that there 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.760 are parts of Connecticut, and then apparently in Northern Virginia, 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:18.320 where she is from, she has the good cookies. I 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:20.960 don't know, but honestly a lot of people have come 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:22.760 up to me ever since Ashley posted. It was like 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:24.920 Ashley's right cooies. 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.760 So I didn't know that they tasted that different, but 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.240 I know the names because then Mince has a different name, 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.880 and then Samoa's are like Coconut Delight or something. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.840 Well, apparently Samoas are like just compiling, not Samoa, and 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:36.760 it's just trash. 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:39.320 It's so interesting. I thought you were just doing a 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.080 taste test. I was like, we all know what girls 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:43.000 scout cookies taste like, but I like this idea. 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:45.720 Well now Ashley, because obviously I was giving her shit 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.240 about it because I'm like, they don't taste that much differently, 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.520 and then Ashley was not very happy about that response. 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:57.200 So she is buying cookies from both different factories, and 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:00.600 apparently I'm going to do a blind taste test, which 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:03.360 I've already told her. I'm gonna sabotage intentionally. I'm going 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:05.160 to just say that I can't taste the difference, even 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.080 if I like one better than the other, just to 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:10.880 piss her off. But obviously for Instagram content, I won't 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.840 do that because I'll tell the truth because it's better 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.280 for the gram. So apparently I'm doing a blind taste test. 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:19.200 But I don't even like Samoa's, so I don't know why. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.600 I meanly, I like thin mince, so I'll guess I'll 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:24.360 taste the thin mince and see which one I like better? 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:27.840 Does Ashley? Is this a theme for Ashley to do? 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:30.040 Does she like doing blind taste tests for you? 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:34.360 She likes doing anything food related. But we've done this before. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.120 We did. I think it was like the difference between 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.480 an in and Out and a shake shack. 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:41.760 Yeah, that's the one I'm referring to. I remember you 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.120 guys doing that like five. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:47.200 Years ago, which, like I didn't know why I did it, 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:50.040 because I think I've always been team Shakeshack. Like Shakeshack 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:53.800 is far better than in and Out. But Ashley loves Shakeshack, right, Yeah, 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:57.000 we both like Shakeshack better. Yeah. I would like to 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:00.800 taste all the burgers bite by bite, Burger King McDonald, Shakeshack, 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:04.440 In and Out, Wendy's, and see which one I like 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:06.680 the best. I mean, I'm imagining Shakeshack is going to 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.960 be number one. You can put Wallburger's on there too. 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:12.720 I just don't know if they're as you know, there's 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:14.680 as many as these other ones. 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:18.360 Shakeshack is criminally underrated, I think, especially in California where 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:20.640 everyone is high and mighty on the in and Out. 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:22.000 Train in and Out it is not that great. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:23.800 Well, I love it and Out personally, like I still 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.400 think it I don't, Okay, I love in and Out. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:27.400 I think it's delicious. 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:29.520 I will eat there over Shakeshack, but every time I 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.000 go to I've only been to Shakeshack like twice, but 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.040 every time I go there. Both times I went there, 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:36.320 I have thought that it's the superior burger. 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:37.240 It is so much better. 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:40.320 The reason I like Shickshak is because they have vegetarian options. 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:42.200 As someone who doesn't eat red meat, They've got the 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.400 Portobello burger, and it's like, why can't in and Out 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:46.440 just they've got I think they just do a bun 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.520 or something for vegetarians. 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:51.320 They well, they've got like the lettuce bun. Yeah, and 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:53.320 then they've got like grilled they can yeah do like 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:57.320 a grilled cheese or like a hamburger with no burger 0:16:57.360 --> 0:17:01.520 and it's just like lettuce cheese and yeah to me, Yeah, 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:04.240 so yeah, I guess you know credit where credits do Shakeshack. 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.600 This is such a food centric podcast. It's funny. 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:08.840 Yeah, we got to give your hungry let's give some 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:11.520