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Speaker 1: Risa's calling, Hello, Welcome to the Lost Culture Rista's podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm bowing and I am Matt and you guys we're

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Speaker 1: on fire today. Honey, we are flaming. We are flaming

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Speaker 1: bone and I are so excited. Tonight we're gonna go

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Speaker 1: see Bad Mom with our previous guest of the show,

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Speaker 1: Sudie Greene. Of course you know Bad Mom. So here's

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Speaker 1: a question. Actually, you know what I was gonna say,

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Speaker 1: who are you? Out of the Bad Mom? I think

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Speaker 1: probably Amila. No, that's that's even too in this. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm Catherine Han because I'm a mess yeah with no hope.

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Speaker 1: But I hear Katherine Hans steals the This is like

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Speaker 1: Let's go through his credits. Oh, I love the credits.

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Speaker 1: You know. He's the co creator of Lake Homo ha

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Speaker 1: Yes previously Cube Yes, wonderful institution in Brooklyn. Absolutely, and

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Speaker 1: he ascendance is something we love to watch. The stars

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Speaker 1: three taggery am good. I love it. I'm truly incredible, Sam.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what an honor it is to have you.

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Speaker 1: Our hats are falling, so those who those of you

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Speaker 1: We feel very official in them. When we're here to

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Speaker 1: scour culture. It's lost cultures. Do Sam is here to

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Speaker 1: help us today? And I mean there's so much happening

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Speaker 1: culture of the current day, UM, contemporary culture, contemporaneous culture,

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Speaker 1: what is culture that shaped you? That's such a good question.

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Speaker 1: What made Sam Sam? That's so smart that particular question

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Speaker 1: You know, I uh couldn't get enough of like your classics,

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Speaker 1: so then I was like, I'm gonna out cool these

424
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Speaker 1: cool cousins. So I made it my passion to learn

425
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Speaker 1: it's like cool music like so that the next time

426
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Speaker 1: they would come, I would be actually had every eleven

427
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Speaker 1: year old oh man, that was such a thing too,

428
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Speaker 1: Like when were that age and like you were asked

429
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Speaker 1: what your favorite music act was and you really wanted

430
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Speaker 1: to respond with like Backstreet Boys or like Christina Aguilera,

431
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Speaker 1: and then someone looked over when you like what did

432
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Speaker 1: you say? And you're just crossing out frantically right, Like

433
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Speaker 1: I meant Limp Biscuit, like because it Limp Biscuit I remember,

434
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Speaker 1: was like the coolest thing. Yeah, I guess. So I

435
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Speaker 1: feel like my Yeah, I'm still you know, constantly torn

436
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Speaker 1: between your pop hits, your coolness. But even for you,

437
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Speaker 1: you have a very you have very discriminating taste when

438
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Speaker 1: it comes to popet either love it or hate it.

439
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Speaker 1: Talk about talk about this because because you're talking to

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Speaker 1: we know Sam's would number one right now? Is Ariana

442
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Speaker 1: so good? I actually listened to her. I listened to

443
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Speaker 1: the song Into You probably five or six times. It's

444
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Speaker 1: you were the first you posted on my wall and

445
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Speaker 1: You're like, I'm calling it out a song in the summer,

446
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Speaker 1: And at first I was like, I'm not sure, and

447
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Speaker 1: now I think you're correct. Oh yeah, I mean, but

448
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Speaker 1: the first time I heard it, I was like, see,

449
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Speaker 1: this is a song that I can just picture really

450
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Speaker 1: everyone I know like loving getting their life through it,

451
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Speaker 1: really enjoying. It's so much that gives me. Two thousand

452
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Speaker 1: three era Christina Aguilera vibes yes and I love my

453
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454
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Speaker 1: its like you are crazy your teas like, you better

455
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457
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Speaker 1: like I don't know, kind of like it, kind of

458
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Speaker 1: like turns it turned the sad at the end there

459
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Speaker 1: turned to what absolutely Ariana, Ariana I love, but like hey,

460
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Speaker 1: I it's it's more based on the person and the

461
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Speaker 1: personality than the actually what do you hateado? Who even

462
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Speaker 1: is she? She's just like she's no one. She should

463
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Speaker 1: be a cashier at some shoe store. You are literally

464
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Speaker 1: you gotta got guys. That's been really fun with him, honestly,

465
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Speaker 1: Can I make it feel so bad for her? Make

466
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Speaker 1: a case for her? Don't feel bad for her. She's

467
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Speaker 1: empowered and confident and has a fucking amazing voice and

468
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Speaker 1: looks great, and she's been through so much and she

469
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Speaker 1: speaks to those issues. She's not gonna sound good in

470
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Speaker 1: like two years though we to talk about starting a

471
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Speaker 1: year ago. She's just had to do so many image

472
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Speaker 1: changes and nothing ever sticks. That's I like her. So

473
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Speaker 1: it's Matt and I obviously like Damian Levada, but I

474
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Speaker 1: can acknowledge that she's just nothing's stuck yet for her,

475
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Speaker 1: you know, And that's her issue, that's her. I think

476
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Speaker 1: that I think that things have to I think cool

477
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Speaker 1: for the Summer is the Ship. Yeah, but it's like

478
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Speaker 1: you're like, who's Like I feel like everyone's just like,

479
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Speaker 1: oh that song that I don't know who it sings.

480
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Speaker 1: Its saying is you want to know exactly the identity

481
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Speaker 1: of what you're hearing and who the person is is.

482
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Speaker 1: Second you hear this one of the voice, I get that. No,

483
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Speaker 1: I really get yeah. Yeah, Like I mean sort of

484
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Speaker 1: kind of like push her off a bridge. But like

485
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Speaker 1: Katie Perry, the second you hear your voice, you're like,

486
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Speaker 1: it's Katie, that's Katy Prayer. This is a Katy Perry song, right.

487
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: I feel like Demi just doesn't have that sense of

488
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Speaker 1: identity yet. People would argue that Demi is is this

489
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Speaker 1: generation is Kelly Clarkson, and you can just listen to

490
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Speaker 1: it and you'd just be like, who know that they're

491
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Speaker 1: not distinct, But you know, Kelly, this is Kelly's She's

492
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Speaker 1: She's the treadmill queen. You've said that. It just means

493
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Speaker 1: like she always puts in a song that's gonna make

494
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Speaker 1: thirty five to four year old women that are just

495
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Speaker 1: like a little overweight and have two kids be like,

496
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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm getting back on the treadmill. I'm

497
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Speaker 1: gonna do it, Beth, I'm gonna do it. I'm getting

498
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Speaker 1: back on the mill because guess what I have and

499
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Speaker 1: I am invincible and I'm gonna be stronger. Okay, I'll

500
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Speaker 1: show you what's behind these at beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. I

501
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Speaker 1: am miss independent. That's me, she's singing to me. I

502
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Speaker 1: feel there you go, see that's Kelly, So you can

503
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Speaker 1: nail that down with Kelly. With Demi, like besides cool

504
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Speaker 1: for the summer, I feel like she's the bisexual queen

505
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Speaker 1: of the fucking Milly. Every fucking pop star is bisexual. Truly,

506
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: when I hear Demi Levado, I think of like I

507
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Speaker 1: truly just her most iconic thing is her Sketchers ads, right, No,

508
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Speaker 1: I have not seen I just I she is permanently

509
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Speaker 1: like on a bus stop, like with her shoe out

510
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Speaker 1: with like stupid purple pink lines behind her. I hate

511
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Speaker 1: this like a skyskar See if she had like start

512
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Speaker 1: her guns with that era that was when she wasn't

513
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Speaker 1: specific skyscraper. I mean you know what her album, Demi

514
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Speaker 1: where she had really don't care she had was that

515
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Speaker 1: called heart attack A big bag. That's her. Did your

516
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Speaker 1: bone jump on the harmony. It was beautiful beauty. I

517
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Speaker 1: mean like, look, she's just been all over the map

518
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Speaker 1: and I feel like that's she's not at that level yet.

519
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: She needs to establish first and then branch out, you know,

520
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: agree to disagree, quiz me on someone else. Selena Gomez hater,

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Speaker 1: thank you horrible. Now we can started making Sames joke

522
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Speaker 1: on the ride. What what is it? So for those

523
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Speaker 1: of you don't know at home, I am a torgoes torgos,

524
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Speaker 1: I have a tour guide. I'm a tour guide host.

525
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Speaker 1: And it's a bust that goes to New York City

526
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Speaker 1: and like we get to um the Chrysler building. In

527
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Speaker 1: the Chrysler Building was was built at four floors per week,

528
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Speaker 1: and you know where in Ward Trade Center was built

529
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Speaker 1: on only one floor per week. And people are like, oh,

530
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Speaker 1: I wonder why we build things so much slower now.

531
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Speaker 1: I mean, we have great technology, we have high speed internet.

532
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Speaker 1: We can make Selena Gome as a star. It has

533
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Speaker 1: been going. It has been going like Okay, that's fun.

534
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Speaker 1: I mean it's so specific. It's good because it's you.

535
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Speaker 1: It's very brand for you, which is your audience is

536
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Speaker 1: like tourists right. My audience is like fifty five year

537
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Speaker 1: old man on a business trip from Texas who looked

538
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Speaker 1: at me and I was like, yeah, half of them

539
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Speaker 1: are like, who's leaning them as in? The other half

540
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: are like, I think she's super talented. Yeah, I mean

541
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Speaker 1: she's look a nice girl. Yeah, I have no discerning taste.

542
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: She's just look a nice kid. That's lettis out. She's

543
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: just like really good kid, got good kid. We've seen

544
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Speaker 1: Matt's range on this episode. Yeah, I think he's sending

545
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Speaker 1: this to some agents for sure. I have William Morris listening.

546
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Speaker 1: I have girlsh listening. Shout out to c a A um,

547
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Speaker 1: yeah everyone listening, Um, I'll take I'll take calls. Listening.

548
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Speaker 1: Absolutely so listening. I'm trying to think of I'm trying

549
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: to think of other pop stars. Oh you love it.

550
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: You just started getting on board with Carly Ray. Yeah,

551
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: so she is an example of queen you know. Her

552
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:21,239
Speaker 1: talent just really won over me because it's like she

553
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Speaker 1: is also like she would be like she would be

554
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: Demi Lovato's manager at the shoe store, like Demi, did

555
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: you clock in? Demi is like, no, I forgot Demi.

556
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Speaker 1: This is the third time you haven't clocked in. Payroll

557
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Speaker 1: has done by a computer, not bandy. I can't keep

558
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: catching these things. It won't happen again, better or not.

559
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Speaker 1: I'm going back to my office too. Guys. Let's a

560
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Speaker 1: cigarette staff shoes store. I think Carly Ray Jeffson is

561
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Speaker 1: the manager of the shoe Star who's like a little

562
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Speaker 1: checked out. Yeah, she works like three days a week.

563
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: I think Kelly Clarkson might be the owner. Kelly Clickson

564
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: is the owner that's rarely there. Yeah, she's like, oh

565
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: my god, this is a mos star. Yeah, and she

566
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: comes in with her kids and they're running all around.

567
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: And Ariana Grande is like the piste off girl who

568
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: works at the front desk that's like, oh my god,

569
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: who's about to make it big? Who's about to like yeah,

570
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: who's about to succeed in like her chosen career in

571
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: this For her, it's just like a means to an end. Yeah.

572
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: Gwen Stefani is like the wealthy rich, the wealthy rich,

573
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Speaker 1: like customer who comes in and she's like, I don't know,

574
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Speaker 1: my husband's at work. I had another to do, I thought,

575
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Speaker 1: popping into the shoe store. Lady Gaga is a box

576
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: of shoes. Yeah. Yeah, Katy Perry is the woman who

577
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Speaker 1: keeps coming in with like looking for like the restaurant

578
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: next door. Where is it? I'm sorry, I just keep

579
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: poking up. I'll find She comes back in ten minutes later.

580
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm lost. Where is it? You know? Who?

581
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Speaker 1: Like was about to make it big? Like everyone's like

582
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: banking on her to make it big, Betty Who? And

583
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Speaker 1: then I have no idea that somebody she's the one

584
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Speaker 1: who's not in the store. She's on the store. Who

585
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Speaker 1: got who? Who's Who's she got? Rejected? She? I think

586
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,959
Speaker 1: she was going to make it big, and she had

587
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Speaker 1: that big hit song and then she came out with

588
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Speaker 1: an album and then it just takes whatever making it

589
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Speaker 1: biggest nothing life so farce. Listen, listen to Betty Who's album,

590
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: and you like Betty Who, and then you'll get what

591
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: we're talking about. Who cares that she's not like commercially successful.

592
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Speaker 1: It's sucking Trump's America. Wow, I love it. I'm so

593
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Speaker 1: smart and beautiful. It's incredible. Yeah, it's gotten very political.

594
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Speaker 1: It's really cool. I'm a political voice. I'm a viral

595
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Speaker 1: political voice. Yes, so that's that's the deal. Guys, check

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Speaker 1: out at Donald's gay Trump Donald J. Trump. There's no

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Speaker 1: J in it is there in the handle, there's a

598
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Speaker 1: because honestly, Donald Gay Trump was already taken, so I

599
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Speaker 1: had to be Donald J. G. Trump, which I actually

600
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Speaker 1: like a little better. It's fine, it's fine. I hate.

601
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Speaker 1: I love that he's so obviously to everyone in America

602
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Speaker 1: Donald Trump, but his handle is Donald J. Trump and

603
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Speaker 1: he's running a resident Donald day Trump, But you're Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: Did can I say something like kind of crazy? My

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Speaker 1: brother in law before he dried, He's dropped me after

606
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Speaker 1: the airpart this morning. Um, and then no, no, no,

607
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Speaker 1: this is good. He was just like, and he works

608
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Speaker 1: in media, and he was like, I'm so scared you're

609
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Speaker 1: about to say like and then he said I love Trump.

610
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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no. He is like very

611
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Speaker 1: sort of like new savvy, media savvy. And he was

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Speaker 1: telling me so obviously Jill Stein, so he um, he

613
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Speaker 1: was telling me how there's this theory out with a

614
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Speaker 1: lot of like sort of media like insiders that Donald

615
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Speaker 1: Trump has been canceling all these like outreach events but

616
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Speaker 1: he's still been doing his rallies and all of his

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Speaker 1: rallies and the last week post d d NC, he's

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Speaker 1: been like, the elections rigged, the elections rigged, he's been saying.

619
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Speaker 1: He keeps saying it it's rigged. And then he attacks

620
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Speaker 1: the fire marshals at each of the stops he's at

621
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Speaker 1: for each town and he's like, because the fire marshals

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Speaker 1: cut off the number of attendees for each rally because

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Speaker 1: of obviously obvious safety reasons, and Donald Trump is going crazy,

624
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Speaker 1: and he's like, the fire shoals are in cahoots with

625
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Speaker 1: the local Democrats. They're trying to they're trying to limit

626
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Speaker 1: the people who can see me. Bla blah blah, Bobby.

627
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Speaker 1: Elections ragged. Look, look all the Democrats are working against me.

628
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Speaker 1: And so yeah, they are. That's that's what the election is.

629
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Speaker 1: The whole establishments working against him. And so he's saying that.

630
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Speaker 1: So so the theory out there is that he's going

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Speaker 1: to quit, that he's going to bail on the entire

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00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: fucking elect And he's been like saying how the debates

633
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: are ragged or whatever. He's like, they're on the scene,

634
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: manus NFL games, no one's gonna watch. It's rigged. It's rigged.

635
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: It's so the theory out there is he's gonna fucking

636
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: drop out of the fucking race before like even the

637
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: first debate. What will happen then, our producer Joe just

638
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: cracked up. It's I don't know, because it's never fucking

639
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: happened before. I mean, there's got to be a system

640
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: in place. What do we go, Like, I mean, then

641
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: then it's great, Then it's a I mean then it's

642
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 1: then it's a fucking sligh But like, I don't, isn't

643
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: that crazy? It is crazy? Honestly, the more and more

644
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: I think about it, the more it makes sense to me,

645
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: because I just I don't know where it's going now,

646
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: Like I can't. I feel like it's been so weird

647
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: that it can't possibly like good, Like it can't end

648
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: in a normal way, not at all, like and and so,

649
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 1: and this is and him quitting would also help him, say,

650
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: face from losing from being because he doesn't like to lose.

651
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: I thought about that. He's not he'd rather quit than lose.

652
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: I think he would have seen not nailing it in

653
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 1: the Republican primaries as being like not a loss. But

654
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: if he directly loses to Hillary Clinton, there's no buts

655
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: about that's a loss, like and he that's his biggest

656
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: insult is loser. Yes, and then my and then I

657
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: asked me brother, and I was like, what is he

658
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: gonna do? Like, That's what I'm worried about. And he's like,

659
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: he's probably gonna go with Roger Ales and start like

660
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: a news network like Trump TV or something. And he's

661
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: like the fucking face of it, which is, of course

662
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: that's gonna something. Would so much rather that because then

663
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: at least we can have like a network that we

664
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: all know is like truly garbage, besides having like Fox.

665
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: And do you not like QPC? Do you not like?

666
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: I don't like? You know that you don't like? You

667
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: don't like you know like I don't Oh no, no no,

668
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: he's trying to get a character you look at. I

669
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: really wanted to do this for you guys, because I

670
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: know that you guys like that edgy thing, like you

671
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: guys rep um, you know, and half Away the edgy face,

672
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: so edgy. Oh my god. I love Anne Hathaway, so edgy.

673
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: She's got the edge. You know, she cut her hair short,

674
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: sup edgy, edgy, super edgy. You know when everyone actress

675
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: cuts her hair short. I just sit back and I say,

676
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: there's the edge. There's edge. She's showing the edge. One tier,

677
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: A single tier rolls down the center of my face,

678
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: like Demi Moore and ghost or should I say sorry

679
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: to me more? I can't get to the bottom of

680
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: what the right way to pronounce her name. It's to me.

681
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: I think it's to me. And that's different from Demi

682
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: Lovado of course, the two most famous Demis. Wow, Demi Wow,

683
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: You're right. I think we need Demi Levado and Demi

684
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: Moore in a movie together called Demi, Demi and Demi.

685
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: I love it. Let's let's do it. I'll pitch it

686
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: to um Grosho's listening maybe like I'm trying to think

687
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: of someone like it would be like Dus you know,

688
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: and it's like they both play gods. Yes, I like it,

689
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: or duty somewhere days and it's like it's like the

690
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: two Demis, like out on the Halloween. On the Halloween,

691
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 1: I'm the Halloween. What are you guys gonna be? Oh

692
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: my god, that's a great question. It's coming up well,

693
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what, it's around the corner

694
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: at the biggest event of the season. I'm coming back

695
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: from China. So I have a day to get I'm

696
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: there for two weeks and then I have to get

697
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: a costume together. I'll buy something in China. I get

698
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: something in China. Yeah, I'll do that. What are you?

699
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: What are you gonna be? What are you guys gonna be?

700
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. Every year I just used it as

701
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: an excuse to dress up like a full woman's great. Um,

702
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: you don't need an excuse. Well, this one needs an excuse.

703
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: Um just William Morris. I'm totally into playing all different

704
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: kinds of roles like put me off for comedy, drama,

705
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: male woman? Wait, which woman? Did? Were you? Did you

706
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: play last year? Last year I was Dolly Parton's busted cousin. Yes, sure,

707
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: And the year before I was just like an early

708
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: version of my character from Broadway Aunt's Katrina. Yes, but

709
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: she was like the sexy secretary. She was like a

710
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: sexy secretary at the work office party. She's like, I'm

711
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: letting luise tonight. That sounds fun, that's great, that's like

712
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: the sam you did drag last tellween, I did drag

713
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: last Halloween? Were you Arianna Grande is Ariana? Did you

714
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: have the pony? I looked so bad. No, you looked

715
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:17,959
Speaker 1: so good, snatch. I looked like more like a Mortal

716
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,280
Speaker 1: combat character than Ariana grand day. I looked like a monster,

717
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: like but you loved it. It was fun. But I

718
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: was like, I thought to be a woman, all you

719
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: had to do was have long hair. Yeah. No, there's

720
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: so much more to being a woman than long hair.

721
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: I had long hair and a dress, and I just

722
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: looked like, like it turns out I'm like beefy and out.

723
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 1: It's no. I think for you, it's the jaw. You

724
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: have a square jaw, so I think as long as

725
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: you like contour around the jaw than you then you'll look,

726
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: then you'll pass. It was disgusting. I looked like a monster,

727
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: but you were. I mean it was a hit on Instagram.

728
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: Sure you got a lot of likes, but I think

729
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: people were like, that's so bad. Yeah, I can I

730
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: can fire sam s I find it. I want to know,

731
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: did you guys ever do when you were younger, like

732
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: the hot kind of dude costumes? Because I used to

733
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: do like I'm your husband, that's having an affair at work.

734
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm Jason Stackhouse. One year, I was like a sixty

735
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: nerd like high school. You were stacked. You were Jason

736
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: Stackhouse the year that I was ash Ketchum, which honestly,

737
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: that's like a porn. That's a good porn. No, like

738
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: a true blood Pokemon porn. This is not the best picture,

739
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: but this is the Instagram. This is I mean, look,

740
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: it doesn't look bad. Oh my god, you look like

741
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: Amy Schumer. Yeah no, sorry, god looks so it's so good.

742
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: You got to look like though, and you nailed it.

743
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: I looked monstrous. You look good, Joe, take a look.

744
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: To take a look. Producer Joe nods in approval. Sam.

745
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: Let's talk about let's talk about you. You know I

746
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: would love Sam. How did you guys come up with

747
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: the idea for to do live on broad Gay Sam's idea?

748
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: And then Sam came to me and was like, what

749
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: can you help me do this? And I was like yes,

750
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: And then we just like we went to Dos Toros

751
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: one day where all creatives go to really stir it up.

752
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: You just feel open and creative. I think I have

753
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: had a meeting there. It's great. I mean you have to.

754
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: I think we should go back Sam, We'll all three

755
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: of us should go back to Fly on It and

756
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: reflect and see what inspires us. So just so you

757
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: guys don't know, maybe you don't know if you've been

758
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: living under a fucking rock, honestly, So Live on broad

759
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: Gay is Bowen and Sam restaging episodes traditionally of Sex

760
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: in the City. I don't know if you guys are

761
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: beholden to that, but it's it's a restaging of episodes

762
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: of classic gay ass shows so far as justin Sex

763
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: in the City move on to other things. But it's

764
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: been a true hit with Sex and the City. We

765
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: haven't been in it. I've been in it as Tree

766
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: and Scott Brandon, Scott Jones's Carrie, Julio is Miranda, Sam

767
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: plays Charlotte Joe, Joel Kim Booster plays Samantha in a

768
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: performance that can only be described as slutty. I mean

769
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: all four the core for those those recastings are I

770
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: think they we nailed it absolutely. I've never met a

771
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: bigger slut than Joel Kim Booster, so true. Um, yeah,

772
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: I feel like it's very good. It's a good show.

773
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: Sam and are proud of that. Oh yeah, no, it's great.

774
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: I mean everyone should. Is there another one on the books? Well,

775
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: we'll see which yes, we're not on the books, but like,

776
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: but have you guys at least picked an episode that

777
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: you like We've had a kickoff meeting. Okay, yeah, we

778
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 1: had a kickoff at Jimmy's in Green Point. See there

779
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: was your there was your mistake. It should have been

780
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: See if it ain't broke, don't fix it on right,

781
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: You're right, We just you know, need to send that email.

782
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: Can you guys say what episode you're thinking of doing

783
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: or is that? I feel like all right, and oh

784
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: the episode itself is a point of Vieweah, we're not sure.

785
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: Can I tell you all? My favorite episode of the

786
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: show is just to say that my favorite episode of

787
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: Section the City is the one that follows the post

788
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: it after Burger after break up, after Burger breaks up

789
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: with Carrie to post it I'm sorry, I can't don't

790
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: hate me and she knocks it off the table. The

791
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: episode after that, what happens in it? Okay, I actually

792
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: now I'm trying to blank about what happens in it,

793
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 1: but it's really good. I just remember like watching that

794
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: last scene and being like, holy sh it, I gotta

795
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: watch the next one, and then the next one being

796
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 1: really good. Also, there's an episode called My Mother Board Myself,

797
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: which is serious. Miranda's mom passes away, but it's a

798
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: really good episode and we and it and Carrie gets

799
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: your computer effects. Yeah, Sam and I watched that episode

800
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: for the last brogay because we were still like it

801
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: was in the running and we were like, it's it's

802
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: too it's so dramatic. It's very but it's like it

803
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: would be hard to be like it's funny, right yeah, um,

804
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: and but no, this is this is a real point

805
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: of contention. Sam refuses to do any episode with Burger

806
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 1: in it. I have a band in Burger episodes. Why

807
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: you hate burg? I hate? Yeah, I mean he was

808
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: the full worst. But is it is it you hate

809
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: Burger that you hate that that actor what's his name?

810
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: I'm fine with Ron if he's listening. Ron's actually with

811
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: gersh Um Um, no, shade gersh I it's his character

812
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: is that he is nothing like which is hilarious. It's

813
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: the most boring, Like he just like goes with it

814
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: and then like freaks out for no reason and then

815
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: it's just like like him anything they try to give him.

816
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: He's the Demilovado of love and he is just like

817
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: she She only liked him because he was like pithy

818
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: and passively attractive, which is like not enough of a reason.

819
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: He wrote a motorcycle and she was like obsessed with him,

820
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 1: and it was like she was this isn't a Big

821
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: or an Aiden. No, no way, this is no the Russian,

822
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: It's no, it's no Petrovia. I think Aiden was the one.

823
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: I love Aiden. I'm an eating guy. I'm a big head. Really,

824
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: that's why it works. You know, works, really don't. I

825
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: really don't get them together Big, Big, and Carry. I

826
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: don't understand. You know what you know, you know what

827
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: happened with Big, and this is you know, this is

828
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: like unfortunately sort of sexist. This only happens with man.

829
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: But he got hot as the ship progressed, and then

830
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: he was super hot in the movies. I don't agree.

831
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: I think Big has always been trash. It looks like

832
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: trash so hot in the show. I feel like in

833
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: the second movie he looked because he was yeah, and

834
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: he was barely in it. But the first movie he

835
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: looked when they're lying in bed together and he has

836
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: just has his shirt and buttoned and his chest to show.

837
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: It's like such a good chest to me. It's all

838
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: about Honestly, I was thinking I loved almost all the

839
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: guys that Samantha fun. I was like, Yep, that's the

840
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: hottest guy ever. That's the hottest guy ever. That's the

841
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: hottest guy ever. Everyone she fucked. I was like, Yep,

842
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: she nailed it yet again, even that even that guy. Um,

843
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: who's that guy? Who's who's in vinyl? Um? Bobby? He's

844
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: very hot? You are you joking? I would I would

845
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: literally cut off my foot. Okay, Bobby, if you're listening,

846
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: we have a challenge. I'll take off my foot for you. Fine,

847
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: my foot, get out of here. I'm sorry. I don't

848
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: know what Bobby. You can give Matt Rogers gangreen of

849
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: the foot and he'll chop it right off and you

850
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: get to fuck him. It's that cool foot lifts. Matt Rodger, smart, beautiful,

851
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: without a foot, without a foot, you can pick which one.

852
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: Giving so giving um But no, I mean, she just

853
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: sucked the hottest guys on the show. But I do

854
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: think that the best looking guy on the show, honestly,

855
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: the most attractive guy, the most one I was Steve.

856
00:46:54,880 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: Steve love these arms in his butt, the great but

857
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: personality stupid little boys. Miranda was such a she was

858
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: the worst. No, you watch it now in Miranda is

859
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: the only relatable one. Yeah, but no, there were moments

860
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: on the show where she was truly she did things

861
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: because she was cruel, like in the movie when she

862
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: because when she sucked things up for Carrie because Steve

863
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 1: showed up at the dinner, and and and Miranda got

864
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: very upset. And then she turned to Big and she goes,

865
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: don't ever get married. Like that was how she was feeling.

866
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: It's such it was a beautiful plot device. It was wonderful.

867
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: But she knew that Carrie and Big were headed in

868
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: that direction. So what you're thinking about yourself to that

869
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,760
Speaker 1: extent where you're actually going to turn to the committed

870
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 1: partner of your best friend and say, don't ever get married?

871
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: You're that selfish that I'm sorry for an intelligent woman

872
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: like Miranda to do that. You know, it was a

873
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: little It was such a good conflict for the movie. Sure,

874
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean she's a good person. Was garbage.

875
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: The first movie is excellent. The second movie is trash.

876
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: I mean, make Sam thinks the opposite. Sam thinks the

877
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: first movie he loves the second. The second movie is

878
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: like a piece that needs to be studied. There is

879
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: so much wrong with it. It is like and I

880
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: could not believe it. I was here, I was jarred,

881
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: like it couldn't have been like truly, if they had

882
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: given all the women's superpowers, it would have made more

883
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: sense than this movie. But yet again, Samantha Fox the

884
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: too hottest guys, she's ever the second, the best, the

885
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: best man at the wedding in the beginning, sure, I

886
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: don't really, Oh my god, go Wils look that up

887
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: on you? And then rickards spurt spurt at the end,

888
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: so hot, like you got a joke hotter than Smith.

889
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 1: I didn't obozo face. He did, come on, he looks

890
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: good in the show, but in something happened in that

891
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 1: first movie where he looked so stupid, Like the cameras

892
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: were better and you could see the details and it

893
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, this is why you're in TV. Baby. God, Wow,

894
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: we saw Jill Marini's dick in the first movie. Ji Marini,

895
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: the Italian guy that like is next to yes and

896
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: you see is like cockballs and butt. I love the

897
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: first movie see because the man that didn't suck that

898
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: guy and she was really close to and then like

899
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: it was a nice satisfying like bait and switch of

900
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: like no, she's she's she's committed to to Smith and

901
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: she's not gonna suck him. I liked that the movie.

902
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: Will there be a third movie? I mean, there's got

903
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: to be right, there's there has to be happens when

904
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: they're seven year old. Yeah, it'll be great. I mean,

905
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: s JP, I'm excited for this divorce show on HBO.

906
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: It looks interesting. I'm down for s JP. I think

907
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: she's really good. I get into arguments of people all

908
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: the time, but whether or not she's talented, and I'm like, oh,

909
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 1: fark yourself. And she's been on Broadway, she's been on TV,

910
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: she's been in film. She nails it every time. She's

911
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: also like someone you watch on television and you're not

912
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: You're not once thinking like oh she's acting, Like even

913
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: if people say like she well she does her started

914
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: to Parker thing. Yeah, but it's also super grounded and

915
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: like really interesting and fun to watch, compelling, So like,

916
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: what's the problem. It's like Lena Dunham, Like you have

917
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: a problem with Lena Dunham on Girls, Like if you

918
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 1: do like then don't watch girls at all. There you go.

919
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: That's okay. So we're talking about sex in the city.

920
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: The loose theme of this episode I think we went

921
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,479
Speaker 1: over was sex the city and sex and the city.

922
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: So this is fun. Let's talk about sex and the

923
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 1: city for us. Like I'm just going to talk about like, well,

924
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: you know, I was going to be tempted to talk

925
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: about like good lays, but maybe that's too much. You

926
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: guys put drops in your show because it would be

927
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: like a good like coo coo coo. At first, we

928
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 1: don't do drops, but this is I think if we're

929
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: having a section called good lays, we need that and

930
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: then a couple of we have to pause and leave

931
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: space for Joe to put the drop later. Okay, this

932
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: is alright, a's the drop. Let's see I moved here

933
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: in two eight. Um, how soon after that did you

934
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: get your co How were the lays? And two lay

935
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: two eight and two I'm sorry, um with men with

936
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: men um. I was like really just like casting a

937
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: wide neat but all in the neighborhood, all in the

938
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: east village where I was living at the time. Some

939
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 1: guy down the street who like my this is my

940
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: first month in New York and I was like just

941
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: one of those like UCB obsessed, like fucking nerds. And

942
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: then he was talking about how he liked it was

943
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: a UCB guy. It was a Second City guy. He

944
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: was like, he was like a little bit. I think

945
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: you would have liked himself. Do you remember his name?

946
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: No kind of name? Tag him in the I'm anticipated

947
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: to him again and like, I forget what he looks

948
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: like he was. He's just like he was kind of

949
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: a bear. I hooked up with a Second City bear?

950
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 1: Wait are we now that to each other over the

951
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: mind I don't remember his name, Okay, find a pick.

952
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: So anyway, so that was my first mind you and

953
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: he was telling me about how you liked was top

954
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: by Dell Close on all this bullsh was like in

955
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: the same classes Tina Fey and Mayby Poehler and all

956
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: this stuff. I was like, wow, cool, I was like

957
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 1: that was That was when I was like, talent can

958
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: be sexually transmitted. Um. And then there was another guy

959
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: down the street on Houston And first when I would

960
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: go to his apartment too, he was he had a

961
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: living girlfriend, but he was an open relationship. He was

962
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: they were both bisexual. I would just go to his

963
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: place just to like there was nothing penetrative, but it

964
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: was just for us to be naked in play and

965
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: it was fun. Well that's literally like what entirely college was. Yeah,

966
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: and that's what college was for me. And now I'm

967
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: like a dry I'm in a dry spell again. But

968
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 1: that's that's being in sex in the city. Well, I

969
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: don't know from I was straight my whole first year

970
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: of college or like still saying. It was strange. So

971
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: there was no action there and then like the like

972
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: in the next three years you do your like stupid

973
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: like slutty face, slutty gay like hooking up things like

974
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: obviously a big deal, but like you hook up with

975
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: people and like find out what that is. But that

976
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: I think happened. Yeah, that was like college for me.

977
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: It was not high school. I was so jealous of

978
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: all my friends that got to have sex in high

979
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: school because I was like, man, they're like figuring it out,

980
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: they're getting a jump start and what sex is, and

981
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: I know it's probably good, but no way was it good. Well,

982
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: because like you're at your horneyst in high school and college,

983
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: I think, and like you want to like at least

984
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: try that out. But I mean, and then nineteen I

985
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: lost my virginity. It's nice. Okay, that's nice, looks like nice.

986
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: And and then what was like the period leading up

987
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: to your beautiful You're now You're now beautiful relationship with

988
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: your boyfriend Henry? What was the period was the period

989
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 1: leading up to it? Like, like, were you like seeing

990
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: a lot of things? Not really at all, So like

991
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: the last year before I was in a relationship, I

992
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: really just kind of stopped caring about that kind of thing.

993
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: I think right after college I went on a lot

994
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: of like Tinder dates and a lot to okay Cupid dates,

995
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: and honestly, by the by the when I really got

996
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: into that stuff, it really was just to hook up

997
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: at that point, Like I didn't have grinder. I didn't

998
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 1: I had. I never had grinder, I never used grinder metal,

999
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: just no. But like it was only because I was

1000
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 1: Like it was only because I was, like I mean,

1001
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: but like I might as well have been because I

1002
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: was just hooking up with everyone I hooked. I like

1003
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: saw Okaycupid and Tender. Like it was not about and

1004
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: getting to know anybody. But you know what you did

1005
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: in college that I didn't do you hooked up with

1006
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: like people our age at any I was hooking, I

1007
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 1: was like venturing outside because no one, none of my

1008
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: classmates wanted to hook up with me. Yeah, I conversely

1009
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 1: like ruined a lot of relationships or whatever. I remember

1010
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: just being oh, man, that was so annoying. There was

1011
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: like a lot of it was n y U and

1012
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: it was like tish at NYU and like it was

1013
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: all so small and everyone was all up in each

1014
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: other's business. That's when you get disappointed for the first time.

1015
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: Like that was my intro to like being in a

1016
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 1: gay community or like kind of a subsect of a

1017
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: gay community. Age Sam showing the picture of the person.

1018
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: It's not him. He's a real bear. So this guy

1019
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 1: that I was hooking up with was less of a

1020
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: bear like, but like was it was a little bit

1021
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: more just like he was he was he was older

1022
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 1: than that, he looks young. Just to finish what my

1023
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: thought was, it was just it's just like the first

1024
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: time you get into a community and you're like, oh, ship,

1025
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: it's incestuous. That sucks. Yeah, but now you know, but

1026
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: now you know, and then you just say, hey, life's

1027
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: of forest. It's Trump's America. Who cares suck each other?

1028
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: Wo Honestly, I have such like a bird in the

1029
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: world mentality now and people fucking It's just like, yeah,

1030
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: suck each other, tum human being. Yeah, go for it,

1031
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 1: go for it. Dam walk us through. Um. Well, let's see.

1032
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: I have a very similar tale to Matt Rogers as

1033
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: he's like so bored. I uh didn't come out until

1034
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:58,919
Speaker 1: my second year of college. And but then immediately after

1035
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,800
Speaker 1: coming out, had set with a woman. Wow, because you

1036
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 1: really wanted to it, because you were like, let me

1037
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 1: bring it back. It was like a mistake. It was

1038
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 1: like weird and I don't know what happened. It was

1039
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: like college drunkenness that was like very confusing, and it

1040
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: was sex sex. It was sex sex, and it was

1041
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: very cool. Did you genuinely enjoy it? Yeah, that's so funny.

1042
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm what they call a gold star game. Never. I

1043
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: think seeing a pussy lives never. I never never interacted

1044
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 1: with the vagina in that way. Sure, but you have

1045
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 1: how many times? Um? One and a half? Okay, Uh yeah,

1046
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: but that's so interesting that right after you came out,

1047
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: it was very weird because I feel like I was

1048
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: like we were all like like whatever, like we're just

1049
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: all making out and it's so funny. But then like

1050
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: you get turned on at some point and you're like, oh,

1051
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 1: it's not making out anymore, Like it's not funny and silly,

1052
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 1: like we're going upstairs and we were like it was

1053
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: very weird. You got swept up in it. And also

1054
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 1: I actually think this happened to me the same exactly.

1055
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: Maybe I didn't have sex with these girls I was

1056
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: friends with, but the first people that I told I

1057
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: felt the most comfortable with. And then you do start

1058
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: making out with them when you get drunk and like

1059
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: feeling them up and like everything's happening, and then all

1060
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you're like, wow, this has gone really far.

1061
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: I remember post saying I was gay to these girls,

1062
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: like I hooked up with them a lot, and they

1063
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: gave me huge hickeys on my neck out it's where

1064
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: a turtleneck to class like it was crazy, and everyone

1065
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: was like, well, that kid's getting laid. I'm like, no,

1066
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm just like gay getting kind of taken advantage of.

1067
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: That's weird, that's hot. But see here's the thing I

1068
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: would see. I could see myself getting swept up to

1069
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: the point all the way up to putting my dick

1070
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: in their vagina, because at that point I'm like, no,

1071
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: I can't do that. No right, yeah, no, I can't

1072
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: imagine it, But I can't imagine having sex with the woman.

1073
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: Would you? Would you still have sex with a woman's

1074
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: fam Like, I'm not like a percent opposed. Yeah, like

1075
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: if I don't see what situation it would like where

1076
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: that would pop up, but like like I don't I'm

1077
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,439
Speaker 1: not like like I'm not like that's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1078
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm just like I get it. Yeah, like that can

1079
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: be fun. That's how my boyfriend is. He's like a

1080
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: four on the Kinzie scale. He's a four. That's that's pretty,

1081
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: that's like middle. He's told me that he's attracted to

1082
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: woman before, and I'm like, wow, and actually recently yeah,

1083
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: like not recently, but like you know, he's he's mentioned that,

1084
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: like it's a thing. Like he's not a list. It's

1085
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 1: not like a completely only tried to coment like the

1086
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: way I am like, it's for me. It's just I'm

1087
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 1: pretty sure I like boys. Yeah, but I'm sorry to

1088
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: cut you off. You're gonna say something else about what

1089
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 1: about Kinsey four. No, no, No, that's just that just

1090
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: that that he's a Kinsey four. I mean I think

1091
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 1: that he's he's mentioned him into me that he's attracted

1092
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 1: to and I'll and I'll just like I'll try to

1093
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: wrap my brain around it, just because it's not my experience.

1094
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: But that's how, you know, And that's why I said

1095
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: before about like, yeah, maybe some straight dudes want to

1096
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 1: Vogue and others don't. Like I really just believe that

1097
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 1: hopefully one day we get to a point where it's like, yeah,

1098
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: everyone can ever do whatever the fuck they want and

1099
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: not have to put this like number on the Kinzies

1100
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: Gale on it. I guess, yeah, it is interesting, but

1101
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: but I mean, just fucking live your life. So Matt,

1102
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: and now you're six to Sam, you're maybe a five.

1103
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: I'll give it a five. Wow. Cool, that's cool A

1104
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: little bit for a girl. Okay, but sex in the

1105
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: city you moved, you moved moved twenty eleven. Uh, and

1106
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: it had a slow uptake. My approach was, uh, scruff

1107
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 1: and like okay Cupid dates, but like I knew we're

1108
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 1: going to go anywhere, like it was like, but it

1109
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: was fine for the physicality for sure, Like the dates

1110
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: were more daring in the hookups, and I was like,

1111
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm in public, terrified is he going to kiss me

1112
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: at the end of the day? Do I kiss like outside? Yeah?

1113
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh god, but that is like a

1114
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: hot part of it. It's fun and new. Well that

1115
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 1: age because I went to college in Virginia, which is

1116
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: a little more conservative than a little bit more red State, honey,

1117
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 1: a little bit bitchy. A lot of PlayStation players in

1118
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: Virginia absolutely shaped them, shaped them. Yeah, no, I get it.

1119
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: And so I was like, I came out to my friends,

1120
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 1: but I wasn't right. Yeah, but I was still like

1121
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: like I'm still hidden. Yes, it was a soft I

1122
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: have a soft opening, soft launch. Oh, remind me to

1123
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: talk about Universal Studios news later to give because I

1124
01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: have new Um, that's that's very interesting. Yeah. I mean, man,

1125
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: I just feel like the first time I got a

1126
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: taste of like what it was like talking about with

1127
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: a boy, I was like, oh, no, this is it's

1128
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: the best. Well yeah, and then I went to I

1129
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 1: lived in Chicago and the summers my parents lived there,

1130
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 1: so I just go to gay bars as soon as

1131
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: I turned one and that's when I that was my

1132
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,439
Speaker 1: real opening. Yeah, I feel like Sam and I caught

1133
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 1: each other at a time when when you were both

1134
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 1: really horning. Now I knew was just Sam. Sam and

1135
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: I have seen each other just fucking wasted, Like I

1136
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: don't think I'll ever get that drunk again in my life. Okay,

1137
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 1: that makes one of us. But I've seen Sam and

1138
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 1: Sam and I have gone to these gay bars in

1139
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 1: Chicago where it was just like the funnest time ever.

1140
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: And it was and I wasn't even like cooking up

1141
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: with people. It was it was just like a gay awakening.

1142
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: And Sam was like a steward in that regard. So

1143
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 1: thank you Sam, Thank you Bow. But now you're now

1144
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: you're in your own committed relationship. I am lovely with

1145
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: a man named Misha. Misha, She's a lovely person. So great. Yeah,

1146
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: I love him. Um. We we met at Metropolitan Bar

1147
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 1: as a hook up. Oh really, so it was like

1148
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 1: it was like a setup to be a hook up.

1149
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: Well we just like drunkenly, it was like a one

1150
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 1: night stand. Like we didn't hate each other beforehand, but

1151
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: it was like that's me. Yeah, that's like the dream

1152
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: is like, oh God, like I would die for to

1153
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 1: meet someone not through an app and be like that's

1154
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: not it's like, I mean that's just how you meet

1155
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 1: people that I know what it is. I'm not I'm

1156
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 1: kind of stigmatizing it, but like it's refreshing when it's not,

1157
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: when it's still like done, you know what's pretty liberating though,

1158
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: Bowen like just sucking deleting all the apps and then

1159
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: just being like fuck it. I mean that's I think

1160
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: that's the place I was in when I was like

1161
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: and then I was in and then all of a

1162
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: sudden I met Henry just from life, you know. Yeah, yeah,

1163
01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 1: I had deleted, not like if I needed it, but

1164
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 1: I had stopped like trying to go on dates. Like

1165
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 1: I was like, that's not the way for me, Like no,

1166
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: I mean, dates are they're also so they can be

1167
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: so bad. So I oh my gosh, I'll just say this.

1168
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,959
Speaker 1: I went on a date a few dates with someone

1169
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: who's now on a really popular television show. Okay, dish

1170
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: first and last, dame. I don't know, I nev Okay,

1171
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: at least pull up a pick on your phone. They're

1172
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: not gonna listen tag them. I was literally whispered into

1173
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: that koked up with the guy that's on Unreal Math.

1174
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 1: You'll know who it is when you watch it. It

1175
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: cannot wait, it's not even it's it's really good. So basically, um,

1176
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: but it was the it was bad. It was the

1177
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: worst date. Oh yeah, like it was like but the

1178
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: way people act, I think when they when they know

1179
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 1: they're on a date that that actually was like one

1180
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 1: of one of the worst dates. You know what's best

1181
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 1: you just you just took up with them first, you

1182
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: both did this with your with your boys, is that

1183
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: you hooked up with them, and then it's sort of

1184
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: evolved from there. We were friends and then like you

1185
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 1: guys never went on a date like before because I

1186
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: only it was single ten minutes before, right, I told

1187
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: you he I hope he's not furious that I'm talking

1188
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: about or whatever. I don't think he is. First and

1189
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: last name guys really quickly. Sam is sort of developing

1190
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: a podcast. If there's any like big budget podcast network

1191
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: out there that wants a hot idea, this is potentially destructive.

1192
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 1: This idea say it okay speaking into I'm so nervous,

1193
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 1: but goes damn so podcast coming soon, one can assume

1194
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 1: is called who do you hate. You just ship talk

1195
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: people that are real and that you hate on the

1196
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: podcast using first and last names, and that's in your

1197
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 1: personal life or like both all lives. Like I think,

1198
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: I think we're it's most successful where if it's like

1199
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: very personal and it's like people that most people don't know,

1200
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: but but you were able to speak it so vividly

1201
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: that like we feel like we do know. Doesn't this

1202
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: make you so nervous? But it doesn't. Yeah, And if

1203
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 1: it's like up for like very short period of time

1204
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 1: and then gone forever, No, I think you gotta stand

1205
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,840
Speaker 1: by it. I think you gotta stand You got to

1206
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 1: burn the world. Yeah, I think it's a very burn

1207
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: the world type thing because it's like it's I don't

1208
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 1: know if you guys had juicy campus at your and

1209
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:52,440
Speaker 1: it just like it target Did they target you? I

1210
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 1: was under the radar. I didn't get targeted. It was

1211
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:02,040
Speaker 1: basically like every other thread was like closet gaze listom. Yeah,

1212
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: it was. It was so fucked up. That's how you know,

1213
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 1: the worlds of bad places, bad people. It was so evil,

1214
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 1: but it was talked about so much and I feel

1215
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 1: like we can recreate. Okay, it's very fuzz worthy. But look, Sam,

1216
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 1: I feel like that's don't you do you think that

1217
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: that's just an evolved form of cyberbullying in a way.

1218
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 1: I think there yes, Like theoretically, like the people that

1219
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: are ship talked, like there needs to be a system

1220
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: where it's like the people that are ship talked, then

1221
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: it means there's the next episode. Absolutely, Oh I love that,

1222
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 1: So that it's like they can then speak their piece

1223
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 1: and say who they fucking hate or what about this?

1224
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: What if it's like kind of like a um Joe

1225
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: Schmo type situation where it's like someone and then they

1226
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 1: call a person to be on a podcast with them,

1227
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 1: and it's like it's gonna be about like, um, it's

1228
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: gonna find out that it's a podcast called I Hate

1229
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 1: You and it's you telling them how much you hate them.

1230
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 1: No way. Well, I think it would also make you

1231
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 1: realize that you don't actually hate anyone that much. But

1232
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,240
Speaker 1: then I think it would like cleanse you a little

1233
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 1: because you're like, I don't actually like that was so

1234
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 1: petty to be like published live whatever, Like that doesn't

1235
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 1: need to be out there. I think there could be

1236
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 1: like positiveness to come out of it. Maybe around to something.

1237
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 1: I believe you mentioned juicy campus that was such a

1238
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 1: blast in the past. Honestly I was. Now I'm friends

1239
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 1: with people that got it so bad on juicy campus,

1240
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: and that must have been so painful. I remember I

1241
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 1: used to I used to run to my computer and

1242
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 1: check that website to make sure I wasn't honest when

1243
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:42,200
Speaker 1: we were in high school college. I did it to see,

1244
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 1: like to like see who to prey upon, like who's gay?

1245
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 1: Like I was like this rule, who's bullying? Can I

1246
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 1: manipulate it? Like which like frat bros are closeted and gay?

1247
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: Like that sounds incredible. That's entire list. Have you ever

1248
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 1: chalked up with the straight guy? Yes, I wish I have. Sam. Yeah,

1249
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:08,760
Speaker 1: that's that's the dream. Oh my god, but you don't

1250
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 1: look happy about it. I've had Like I'm I can

1251
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:17,360
Speaker 1: be a bit of a deviant, like uh, like when

1252
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 1: you're like ruining someone's life, it's like this is kind

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01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: of fun, Like, oh my god, Sam is the king

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01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: of beef. I'll say it. I mean it's been said,

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01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:30,559
Speaker 1: but Sam, Sam's Sam. It's sure, Sam tag does start

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01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 1: some being this is it's villainous. But you but you

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01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 1: work with it, you use you, you own it. I

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01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,320
Speaker 1: gotta go dark and then I'll go light again next year.

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01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,360
Speaker 1: You know what, you have to break yourself completely down

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01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,240
Speaker 1: so you can put yourself back Sam. Sam says that

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01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 1: this podcast would be a huge hit because of Donald

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01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 1: Trump's rise. He's saying, that's proof that people love sham

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01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:58,400
Speaker 1: Tagget is a Trump voter, taggets PlayStation. Yeah, it's so real.

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01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:03,240
Speaker 1: I love that parallel. It's like Trump's Trump Trumps rises proof.

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01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 1: All he does publish talk and so people publish all

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01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,599
Speaker 1: of it. They eat it up. It's so fun to hear.

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01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,360
Speaker 1: Before we before we move on to the end of

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01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:14,639
Speaker 1: our episode, I do want to ask one basic ask question,

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01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 1: and because that's sexy the city against section of the city,

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01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:22,639
Speaker 1: let's just say, Sam, who do identify with? Who? What? Which?

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01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:29,040
Speaker 1: Other ladies always oh my god, and you're allowed to.

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01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: It's just like, honestly, I feel like I'm the weird

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01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:40,479
Speaker 1: hybrid between Samantha and Charlotte. I'm the in between. You know.

1274
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:43,599
Speaker 1: I've seen that you play Charlotte very well in broad Gay,

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01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:45,680
Speaker 1: So I see that and then you're yeah, you've got them,

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01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:48,720
Speaker 1: Samanthe and you yeah, yeah, for sure, Like you've got

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01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 1: the um I I want. I'm like Marianda ten Charlotte.

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01:09:55,920 --> 01:10:02,040
Speaker 1: M that checks out. So eight twenty. Why do you think, Uh,

1279
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 1: there's there's some naivete, there's some obliviousness. Uh you know,

1280
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm half the time I'm like that

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01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,160
Speaker 1: person who's just like what's going on? What I'm I'm

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01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,640
Speaker 1: so out of the loop in that Charlotte way, And

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01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:17,560
Speaker 1: then the rest of the time I'm just Miranda, And

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01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:21,600
Speaker 1: then I'm like neurotic and all of those trappings. What

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01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:25,920
Speaker 1: about you, Matt, I do feel like a car okaynoxious

1286
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 1: to say, but I understand what she does and why

1287
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 1: she does it a lot. Like I think like sometimes

1288
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:35,560
Speaker 1: she knows, like like I get the thing of like,

1289
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: oh I know this is wrong, like but I do

1290
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 1: it anyway. Like I think she's like a very kind

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01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,840
Speaker 1: of hearts like passionate person, and I identify with that.

1292
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:45,559
Speaker 1: I also think she kind of knows better every time

1293
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:48,040
Speaker 1: she does something that's wrong. And if I really think

1294
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 1: about all the kind of mistakes I've made in my life,

1295
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: it's been that it's like, well, you knew that that

1296
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 1: was stupid, And I just like get her and less

1297
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,320
Speaker 1: even like, I know I'm a Carrie, I just don't

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01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,680
Speaker 1: necessarily seeing myself as a Samantha Miranda or a Charlotte's Fair.

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01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 1: That checks out, I'll give you that for sure. I

1300
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: don't think it's so Basically, it's a problematic and flawed question,

1301
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:11,360
Speaker 1: and I'm glad that we exposed it. That's beautiful. Can

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01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 1: I just throw out there that I really think that

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01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:16,000
Speaker 1: you guys should consider doing the pilot of Desperate Housewives?

1304
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,200
Speaker 1: I would agree with I like that. I like that,

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01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 1: or like a classic grays anatomy up that too, but

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01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 1: it's not as gay. Okay, Well, so here's because I'm

1307
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 1: just gonna say something that might cause some beef. Well,

1308
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,920
Speaker 1: because Santagas on the show we have, we're allowed to

1309
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,759
Speaker 1: do that. I'm not gonna say we started this track.

1310
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,880
Speaker 1: I'm not the same name. Oh my god, I know

1311
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,720
Speaker 1: where this is going. I'm saying there's this and I'm

1312
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 1: not saying we started this. But there's been this uptick

1313
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 1: in like these like re enactment shows and reinterpretation shows.

1314
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 1: And Sam has pointed this out to me as well.

1315
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sure he has, but but I think what

1316
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 1: makes broad gay special is that it's like the subjection

1317
01:11:56,760 --> 01:12:00,320
Speaker 1: matter that we're parenting is a comment on the asting

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01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,519
Speaker 1: decision is that it's a reimagining of Sex in the

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01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 1: City with gay man and Sex in the City is

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01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:07,880
Speaker 1: a show that sort of celebrates and also like in

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01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 1: some ways undercuts gay culture, right. I would say that's

1322
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,760
Speaker 1: fair to say, yeah, our show is different because it

1323
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 1: like has a point of view. Wow. So anyway, so

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01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 1: Sam so so A lot of times, so Sam and

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01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 1: I have had this discussion where we're like, we're like,

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01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 1: what if we were to do other shows, what will

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01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,360
Speaker 1: we do? And then Sam is like, well, and Sam

1328
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:28,519
Speaker 1: is a sort of rightfully resistant to when we think

1329
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,439
Speaker 1: of other shows because it's like, wouldn't no Sex in

1330
01:12:30,479 --> 01:12:32,240
Speaker 1: the City is a gay show if you name all

1331
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:35,360
Speaker 1: these other shows like Golden Girls stops close, Desperate Housewives

1332
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,360
Speaker 1: comes close. But like even I would say Grazy Anatomy

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01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 1: as a departure because it's not like a gay show.

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01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 1: It's very much like a two thousand six show, you

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01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,760
Speaker 1: know what. Also was pretty viable I think doing like

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01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 1: a full ass movie like Crossroads, cross Roads or oh yeah,

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01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,240
Speaker 1: I've had some other ones sort of in the cant

1338
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 1: or that you know, yeah, or clue like clueless art

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01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:04,240
Speaker 1: of the travel Pants. I would love Yeah, I I

1340
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:06,719
Speaker 1: just want to throw my hat at for Blake Lively.

1341
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:10,360
Speaker 1: If that happened, I would be America forever. When you

1342
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:15,439
Speaker 1: would be Alexis Liddell. Sure you definitely check out. Who's

1343
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 1: the other one, fucking amber Tamberlin? I would be amber

1344
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:23,639
Speaker 1: T Hamblin. That's that's Julio. That's Julio taure, says Ambert Hamblin,

1345
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 1: and I'm saying I'm loud. No, Ambert Hamblin is Max Twitter.

1346
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 1: I want to say too, just like like like what

1347
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 1: all good all good casting decisions? Yeah wait, I was

1348
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,439
Speaker 1: wait where was I right before that? Just like we're

1349
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 1: naming other shows and media that could be there's a

1350
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 1: lot Our show is the point of bargain, has a

1351
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:47,640
Speaker 1: point of view. Sure, shots fired, you guys. But that

1352
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 1: we're going to move on to our last segment um,

1353
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:53,080
Speaker 1: which is called I don't think so, honey. So basically,

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01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:56,080
Speaker 1: for those of you listening at home on the subway,

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01:13:56,439 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 1: at work on the subway, at work on the sub way,

1356
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:06,880
Speaker 1: at home, sorry, hold on, got to look right away. Basically, um,

1357
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna take sixty seconds on the clock, and we're

1358
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:13,080
Speaker 1: gonna rail at something in culture, in life that's pissing

1359
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,240
Speaker 1: us off. And the more you can use the words

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01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:18,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, then while you're driving your

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01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 1: point home, and the more Bowen and I are entertained. Yes,

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01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 1: and uh so, let's put sixty o'clock. When do you

1363
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: want to go first? You first? Do you have something?

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01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:30,479
Speaker 1: I am pretty close to having something. Does that mean

1365
01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:32,519
Speaker 1: you want to start? You go first? Okay, so you

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01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 1: want to put women, I'll put on putting women on

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01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 1: the clock. And Bowen's I don't think so, honey begins

1368
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:40,840
Speaker 1: now I don't think so, honey. Southwest Airlines bitch. I

1369
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,600
Speaker 1: was supposed to get back into New York City on

1370
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 1: Sunday night at My flight was at five three. You're

1371
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,960
Speaker 1: supposed to get in touchdown at eight o'clock. Guess what happened.

1372
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:50,280
Speaker 1: I get to the airport, I sit on the Atlanta

1373
01:14:50,479 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 1: Marta train system. I get there hours early, just to

1374
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:56,720
Speaker 1: be the responsible traveler that I am. I get there,

1375
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:59,080
Speaker 1: they keep pushing the they keep delaying the flight back

1376
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:03,479
Speaker 1: by half our increments until it's nine fucking clock at night.

1377
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm still stuck in the airport, and then finally, because

1378
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,639
Speaker 1: of stormy weather in New York, they cancel the flight.

1379
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:11,120
Speaker 1: The earliest time they can get me back is Tuesday,

1380
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:14,639
Speaker 1: this day, today afternoon. Guess what, guys, I'm not saying,

1381
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,879
Speaker 1: and I might not be at liberty to say this necessarily.

1382
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:19,040
Speaker 1: I was supposed to shoot a scene on a show

1383
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:22,519
Speaker 1: with a famed musical theater actress. Let's just say she's

1384
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:25,880
Speaker 1: the foremost interpreter of Stephen Sondheim's works. She has red hair,

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01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,120
Speaker 1: very curly, she has a very an easily voice, and

1386
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:29,719
Speaker 1: I was supposed to do a scene with her. And listen,

1387
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,840
Speaker 1: I had to cancel out of I pull out of

1388
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 1: that shune and call my manager on the verge of tears.

1389
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,639
Speaker 1: And that's all because of Southwest Airlines' fault. I don't

1390
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,560
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Southwest Airlines, I don't think so. In

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01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,040
Speaker 1: a minute, I guess sorry. I got a little income

1392
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 1: here in towards the end because he was so mad

1393
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: and so worked up just three living that. That wasn't

1394
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,600
Speaker 1: my problem with what you did. What was what was

1395
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,120
Speaker 1: your problem with it? My problem with what you did

1396
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 1: was the lack of I don't think so honey, because

1397
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,240
Speaker 1: I had to get I had to get a lot

1398
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:54,360
Speaker 1: of exposition information out there. Do you want to know

1399
01:15:54,479 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 1: what my problem with it was? But you didn't list

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01:15:57,160 --> 01:16:01,600
Speaker 1: first and last names. Guys, I will Bernard. I was

1401
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,840
Speaker 1: supposed to do a scene with Bernard's Atte Peters and

1402
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:07,760
Speaker 1: then I had to fucking cancel it. I felt like

1403
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 1: a fucking I was like, I could have told my

1404
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,560
Speaker 1: kids about this. Do you know what I'm saying? You

1405
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:16,639
Speaker 1: can still tell your kids about it. I mean, that's

1406
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:20,400
Speaker 1: what's important. That's I mean whatever. I'm just I'm I

1407
01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:22,240
Speaker 1: was surprisingly then about it. I was like, you know what,

1408
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,280
Speaker 1: I left the air part. It's like, it's fine, it's fine,

1409
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:26,600
Speaker 1: it's fine. It just wasn't meant to be alright, I

1410
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:28,840
Speaker 1: have one. All right, here we go, putting sixty seconds

1411
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:31,679
Speaker 1: on the clock and go. I don't think so, honey,

1412
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:35,479
Speaker 1: flash flood warnings on my god damn phone. I don't

1413
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:38,599
Speaker 1: want to hear it, if you like, unless it's a serious,

1414
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:41,559
Speaker 1: serious problem. I don't want to see the words flash

1415
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: and flood. Okay, if I'm walking outside, I can still

1416
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:47,639
Speaker 1: walk around. I don't want to have to have been worried.

1417
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,479
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, I don't own goloshes. I'm

1418
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:53,120
Speaker 1: not gonna get him because I know that. Guess what,

1419
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:56,040
Speaker 1: every time I get a Texas flash flood warning, it's

1420
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:58,280
Speaker 1: going to be a ruse. I've never seen a flash

1421
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:00,880
Speaker 1: flood in my life. As far as I'm concerned, they

1422
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:05,080
Speaker 1: don't even exist. I'm a flash flood truther. I get

1423
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:08,200
Speaker 1: a goddamn buzz on my phone and I think it's

1424
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:11,760
Speaker 1: a text, and it's a flash flood, I'll be sick

1425
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:18,960
Speaker 1: to my stomach. I don't think this weekend, I got

1426
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:22,800
Speaker 1: two or three texts about a flash flood, and yet

1427
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,439
Speaker 1: I still see the ground. So I don't think, so honey,

1428
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:29,080
Speaker 1: text or whoever you are, whoever decides the government. Maybe

1429
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 1: life so farce follow the money. I don't think, so honey. Okay,

1430
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:37,160
Speaker 1: that was one minute. Did I lose steamer? Was I

1431
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,880
Speaker 1: just confidently driving home a point? I mean, you made

1432
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:42,280
Speaker 1: your point, and then you were sort of you were

1433
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 1: sort of you know at sea. I was gonna I

1434
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 1: was gonna say, you know what, I'll tell you something. Bit.

1435
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 1: You can turn those notifications off and I'll show you

1436
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:52,000
Speaker 1: how well if it's a real emergency, I want to

1437
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 1: know about it. Well, then you can't have it both ways.

1438
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:56,840
Speaker 1: I can have it both ways because I just want to.

1439
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,280
Speaker 1: I just want them to know if it's a real

1440
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:01,000
Speaker 1: emergency or not. When I get an emergency text on

1441
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,280
Speaker 1: my phone makes a noise it's never made before, and

1442
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:06,320
Speaker 1: I looked down at this flash flood. I know it's

1443
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:08,640
Speaker 1: not going to come to fruition, which then you need

1444
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:11,360
Speaker 1: to You need to have other sources and don't rely

1445
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:16,360
Speaker 1: on that text message. Honey, I am terrified. It is

1446
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: time for Sam's I don't think so, Honey, woman is

1447
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:22,559
Speaker 1: on the clock starting now. Okay, I don't think so, honey.

1448
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:27,280
Speaker 1: Lost Culture Rita's podcast not talking about the fucking new

1449
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 1: Instagram stories, like you guys can share ourselves people that

1450
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,880
Speaker 1: are like in touch, and it's like something literally was

1451
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:39,280
Speaker 1: released to day and it's like people are depending on

1452
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 1: you for sucking like advice in culture of the contemporary world,

1453
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:46,720
Speaker 1: and here you don't even mention maybe the biggest thing

1454
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:51,360
Speaker 1: that happened in all of today. It's unbelievable and I

1455
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:53,400
Speaker 1: feel like you guys should take off your fucking silly

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Speaker 1: ass hat. Let's face the facts. If you have your

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Speaker 1: finger even near the poles. You would be vibrating, yet

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Speaker 1: you are silent. You're not inste you know, are not

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Speaker 1: cultures at all, You're just guys. Oh my god, that

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Speaker 1: is unprecedented, unprecedented. He melted us into whimpering little little masses.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, the first time someone has truly told

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Speaker 1: us what's what we were the I don't think so,

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Speaker 1: Honey's we were the culture being under attack. Wow, honestly

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Speaker 1: I respect you. Oh my god, Sam, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys for having me. This is proved positive

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Speaker 1: that who do you that was the culture of the week.

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like that is what who do you hate?

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Speaker 1: Would be? It's like, you know what fucking school you

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Speaker 1: bitch on what you're doing wrong? I love it? I

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Speaker 1: love it. You know what if that was the trailer

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Speaker 1: for the show, I think we need to see us

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Speaker 1: been off. I'm looking my producer, Joe dead in his eyes.

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Speaker 1: Where are you on the kinzie scale? H three point five?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I did not know. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: asking that, man. That's what I'm saying. We need to

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Speaker 1: burn them. I want to unders the podcast with this,

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Speaker 1: burn the world. Everyone's gay, Everyone's gay? Joe, I think

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Speaker 1: you should green Land? Who do you hate? Who do

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Speaker 1: you hate? I love it? Um, I think we're gonna

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Speaker 1: skip culture the week. This week we're going to say,

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Speaker 1: but this is a full last episode. Can you can

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Speaker 1: you really quickly sum up your new Universal News or yes,

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Speaker 1: I know that we all live. We all listen to

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Speaker 1: the podcast from my Universal News and updates. So Universal Studios,

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Speaker 1: Florida Islands Adventure has opened Skull Mountain, Rain of cong

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Speaker 1: and the reviews are in and it's an immersive experience.

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Speaker 1: Um Deride is a three sixty covered um three D experience.

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Speaker 1: You journey through the tomb of Skull Island and it

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Speaker 1: ends the right you could look suffice it to say

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Speaker 1: this about six five six minutes of like good, solid,

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Speaker 1: real immersive three D thrilling action and then and then

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Speaker 1: at the end there is the largest animatronic ever of

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Speaker 1: King Kong. And I did get a little spoiler. I

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Speaker 1: looked online and it looks pretty fucking fierce. So that

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Speaker 1: is brand new news and incredible. Hulk Coaster is going

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Speaker 1: to be open again soon, a glorious return, and it's

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Speaker 1: been revamped and made even better. My first roller coaster

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Speaker 1: and I threw up you threw up after Hulk? Yeah? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever thrown up on a coasters? Never? Never? Once?

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Speaker 1: Do you like coasters? Them? Guys, thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for being here uh and listening to us on most culturalists.

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Speaker 1: We love you, Santaggart. Where can they follow you on

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Speaker 1: on the social media? Following me on Twitter at Sam

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Speaker 1: t Taggart I believe and then on Instagram at Sam Taggart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, And this has been lost culture ess

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Speaker 1: bu bas and that's bone Yang, that's me Bowen Yang,

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Speaker 1: say who I am that? This is Matt rogers By.

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Speaker 1: We're done by Foy and you'll play Boots and bad

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Speaker 1: By my playbirds or your flaybook. I'm gonna listen, don't

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Speaker 1: play talking about him now like Likeelndy. This has been

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Speaker 1: a Forever Dog production executive produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay,

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Speaker 1: and Bread Bom. For more podcasts, please visit Trevor Dog

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